The Amazing Adventures Of Worm In Brain-Man
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- Опубліковано 7 тра 2024
- Look out! RFK Jr. has a worm in his brain.
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The ONE guy that Ivermectin would have helped.
I mean... it's a med for Lupus. ^_^;
@@paulaOyeahis it? Hydroxychloroquine is used for lupus, Ivermectin isn't labeled for that use, as far as I can find. Can you point me to a source? Trying to learn more about treatment for the condition. Thanks
@@paulaOyeahAnd for horse worms. That's it's main indication.
@@paulaOyeah It's never lupus.
You have unearthed the most delicious irony!
...and you still get paid when the jokes basically write themselves 🤣
Reality is stranger than fiction
Boy howdy, you said it best. Lord have mercy. I don't ever want to leave Alaska now. But, you got right.
...I really need to spend more time in nature. This is getting too much
anyone writing fiction 20 years ago would have lost their job and career if they suggested this script.
Right?! WTF?!
@@drfranks1158Futurama had that episode where the brain slug starved to death trying feed off of Fry 🤔
Justice for Cricket, goat, 3 horses and brain worm!
AND HARAMBE!
People, why are you laughing? Another innocent animal died. That worm was starved and overdosed.
Eating all that junk food
It's an alien sent to take over the world. And we will all be eaten by alien worms. They did not come with Columbus to North America. They gave me a little bitty flying saucers
During Surgery they used a can
of worms opener...
This worm just flew into Special RFK Cerial Conspiracy brain cortex...
...if he had arms they would probably be tired ?
Nurse can you close up for me ?
...Bada Bing ?
Nurse we can save the worm !!!
I heard there is this guy who came up to me with a tear in his Rusky potato eye.
...who can eat brain like a fox, just by talking and the worm just inches its way out !!!
That's amazing doctor what's his name ?
Hannibal letcher Von Shitzinpants.
Why are his eyes closed in the photo ?
He is practicing movement of documents.
That's amazing !!!
Not really...
...he eats them first.
Worms deserve better food.
😂😂😂
Comatose Joe had a fight with a salad the other day.
He lost. And he'll lose to Donnie Darkhole as well.
@@outlawbillionairez9780 okey doke.
@@outlawbillionairez9780 Please go to NYC with a jug of gasoline and a Bic, to show your devotion to the ORANGE ANUS!
@@outlawbillionairez9780No last debate was embarassing for donnie. We cant take another embarassment.
It was a brain eating worm, so naturally it starved to death.
And the same worm could eat all it wants in Comatose Joe's head, and no one would notice any change. 🧠🦠
That's a good one
@@outlawbillionairez9780 Didn’t Trump fall asleep during his own fraud trial?
😂😂😂😂
Poor thing starved to death
😅🤣😂👍
I think it was poisoned since it died after eating his brain.
Nice!
HILARIOUS!
Futurama!!
Ask not what your worm can do for you...
😅😅😂
And by the end of this decade (60's) we will put worms on the moon. president John F Kennedy.
Ich bin ein Wurmhirnliner
@@susanfanning9480There already there!😮😮😮
Senior must be turning in his grave
He reached Mach speed earlier this year.
@@MWhaleKsadly, I get What you mean . I guess we all have a goof ball in our families.
They're both worm food.
Jr holds the same views so it’s highly unlikely. Sr did not believe in party loyalty and stressed that to Jr.
@@mitchellkramb1737 sr wouldnt oppose vaccines and sr defiently wouldnt abandon ukraine
Before jumping to conclusions, can we verify that the worm is indeed dead?
Seriously. Why would there only be a single worm? Maybe they only found the one dead one. It’s not like they looked in every nook & cranny of his head.
This needs Comey to investigate! 😅😅😅
No, there are no more worms dwelling in that empty void. I’m afraid the galactic parasite-overlords made a horrible mistake when choosing a suitable avatar for the Presidential candidate to become our dominator. The information about us earthlings-merely traveling at the speed of light until it reached the wormworld planet-and some quantum computations-drew the conclusion that the Kennedy guy was the one to put their bets on. But even if the wormhole journey through the wormhole was instant, it still resulted in a 64+ year intermezzo of lost time. And the Kennedy guy wasn’t the Kennedy guy any longer!
How could such an advanced species ever make such a mistake you ask! Well… to start with, as eternal beings they hadn’t bothered updating their quantumOS since the last time the protons decayed. Updating is truly a nuisance when the machine is set to update automatically when you connect it to a charger and go to sleep, but when the batteries it runs on never ever needs recharging and when you as a superior space-species never have to sleep! But foremost, even while being this universe’s most divine like beings, they are still worms! 🪱
Excellent Question !!
[LAFF TRAKK] Don't forget about the mercury found in his movements.
Guy’s a regular leaky thermometer 🤒
He can cut his Mercury in half just by going to a North Pole Nudist Colony. There was 100% mercury cure rate in the Nudists but there is more mercury in the Polar Bears. The study was suspended...
...that's how you know that's the best available method.
I read the comments. You all are priceless. Cheers from Alaska 👍
I agree I think Stephen brings out the "Best or worst" in us. Thank God!
I've always wanted to visit Alaska! It's on my bucket list but I don't have the water to put in the bucket! Cheers from the Jersey shore! I'm 66 don't get excited! 😊😊😊
That explains everything
Well , a lot anyways. Dang.
Insane in the Worm Brain...
love 10CC
@@petermartell568 Oops. It's Cypress Hill
😆 okay I'm going to be singing that now
It starved to death 😂
That explains that; what's Trump's excuse?
Ant farm?
No brain to eat!😮😮😮
The worm died of food poisoning.
Now all his Ivermectin advice makes sense.
"Poor little guy, starved to death".
i knew this was coming comedy gold
I feel bad for the worm that it ended up in RFK Jr's rottex brain 😂
The CIA killed the worm 😂😂😂
No, it was a Cuban conspiracy.
On the grassey knoll!😮😮😮
@@dianewilliams1125
WOAH! 😂😂😂
I think you mean the ‘empty skull’
Hilarious joke. Presidential assassination is funny. You should become a comedian. And then find a nice little closet and a belt.
He should never have taken that trip to Ceti Alpha 5.
I got that reference! 😅😅😅
So it wasn't a geranium in his cranium!
RFK Jr's brain is so bad, that He sits in 2 to 3 hours format interviews, unscripted, taking about thing that matter. Let's see Biden do that.
Adam Mockler said the worm died of hunger. 😔
No, it was RFKJ’s brain that died. His body is now controlled by Mister Mind (the worm from Shazam). 🐛
Lol like that Adventure Time episode
Nice reference!
in that case the worm deserves to be president and biden/trump are scared of debating a worm
It died of starvation.
That worm had been there ALL his life then. Poor worm 😂
Worms lay eggs...
@@pirobot668beta The poor babies!
He's got his own Veep already on board, literally
That's so savage, Reminds me of Ace and Gary. Colbert and Carell both not getting hired on SNL and then playing two fo the best characters in that show's history is the best case of revenge I have ever seen.
This reminds me of the time Gerald Ford got a raisin stuck in his nose
I missed that one! Presidents are just like the rest of us …
😂😂😂
George Bush was nearly killed by a potato chip.
@@fredfreddy8684 It was a 🥨 pretzel! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
The Early RFK jr gets tha Worm
I saw this on an episode of Twilight Zone, but the bug was a pregnant female, 🤣🤣🤣
Actually, it was an episode of Night Gallery, "The Caterpillar". But both shows were created and hosted by Rod Serling!
@@DoctorPretorious616 Oh yes, Remember now! Thank you!
Junior's worm "I like my brain matter shaken - not stirred" and "I forgot what I can't remember"
Kristi Noem is thanking God for this worm news.
The worm died of hunger up in there.
I was thinking it was probably more of a brain slug.
Worm In Brain-Man HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He’s got a built in running mate! 😆🤣😂
I for once Welcome our new wormy overlord.
Lisan al-Gaib!! Shai-hulud speaks to him and lives in his head. As written. Bless the Maker
The worm probably died from how toxic the brain was. RIP
A presidential candidate with literal brain-worms? Sure, why not!
And Joe Biden with Brain aneurysms. Don’t forget that.
I mean, is that one part alone really lowering our standards much?
Sadly we must be a laughing stock on the world's stage
Whether it came from pork, salmon or somewhere else, I am at least impressed that he tried to get ahead of the story. Still not voting for him, though.
And yet hes by far the best presidential canidate runnung.... What does that tell us about our political system?
Brain worms: bad omen
“These are pets, of course…not quite domesticated…”
The Puppeteers are here!!!!!
Insane in the membrane
Now you gonna be da wormface!
"And the worms ate into his brain."
- Hey You, Pink Floyd
Craziness!😂😂
Les Faby
With RFK Jr, the tapeworm was eating his brain. It finally encountered an idea that even a tapeworm couldn't
swallow and it killed it.
What idea would that be. Your not a professional comedian, so I'm assuming your dumb comment has some sort of substance right?
Aw, poor worm starved to death. RIP brain worm.☠️⚰️🪱
🐛
I saw that episode of star trek
Bones: "It's an Earthworm Jim."
And kirk and spock had to blast the remaining guy to pieces! Very graphic for Star Trek! 😮😮😮
I mean... It explains everything.
You could tell me that this is a new show on Adult Swim and I’d probably believe you
I’d probably be just as successful as Colbert’s other critically panned and failed political cartoons.
That explains everything.
That poor worm.😢
That was an episode of night gallery+ Rod Sterling
That explains a lot
Poor little fella. Starved to death.
He probably got it from the gravel he gargles.
It's a medical condition that affects his voice.
@@outlawbillionairez9780yeah, we’re being humorous here.
@@dougsinthailand7176 No, you're making fun of a medical condition.
@@klondike444 Technically joking about the worm is making fun of a medical condition as well. If it were Biden, I doubt they'd be so cheery
The worm died of starvation !!! 🤣😂😆
Would we expect this kind of irreverence if this happened to Biden?
@@lukerichardson2404 Irreverence ???
@@luishumbertovega3900 Yes, like jokes about someone being infected with a parasite
@@lukerichardson2404 It's not Irreverence, is laughing at public facts. If you don't want to be laughed at, you keep quiet, as simple as that. And now you're going to reply that we are attacking RFK Jr because he was sincere about the parasite thing. Well, sincerity is almost mandatory when you're a political public figure, because sooner or later the truth surfaces anyway.
@@luishumbertovega3900 Would you laugh if it was Biden?
RFK Jr. Campaign slogans:
"Our thoughts make brain worms commit suicides"
"Got worms?"
if only they had a vaccine for that.
Good one.
The hyphen implies that Brain-Man is a separate character from the worm.
The worm must have had a peanut allergy! 😂
BRILLIANT!
Poor worm. Starvation must be a terrible way to go.
We all have a worm in our brain. I learned that from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
RFK Jr 2024 🎉🎉
Reminds me of Netflix dark comedy "Brain Dead" (2016). Space ants crawl into the ears of politicians and eat the left or right part of their brain.
Nah, he looked in the mirror-he’s the worm
Man that makes me wanna play Earth Worm Jim!
pretty sure we are actually the parallel universe guys...
JFK Junior invites five more worms in to eat the leftovers
Imagine a brain so rotten it killed a brain eating worm.
He must have thought the Pink Floyd movie The Wall was a documentary. “And the worms ate into his brain “.
When RFK Jr. started ranting about "the Absolute" it made no sense. Now I get it.
Reminds me of the show BrainDead from 2016
Excellent music parody. The real situation is truly messed up though.
Vote RFK Jr.!!!
I always wondered if it's his throat that got infected, not his brain. Well I guessed.
Great! Gonna have that song in my brain now 😫
The worm died of toxicity
He's clearly trying to appeal to the Star Trek contingency.
That poor worm probably starved to death.
Oh, sure, NOW the Kennedys stop with the lobotomies!
😮😮😮😅😅😅
The worm was a minimally invasive laparoscopic lobotomy.
My dad would have LOVED this
But he doesn't because he's dead
It actually happened to a guy a month or two ago , he ate really undercooked pork for 20 years
Woman: "We favour unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet."
Fry: "OK, but what are the Brain Slugs who control you gonna do for the working man?"
Woman: "Attach Brain Slugs to them."
Fry: [sarcastic] "Sure, you say that now!"
BRAIN SLUG '24!
It's like "Ring Around the Rosies"....
Love the song as only Spidey can, but damn, such a morbid reality in both.
This is not accurate. The worm enters through the gut and migrates to the brain.
Excellent. lol
Poor worm. What a horrible death.
Brilliant!
Slimey!! That explains why Oscar the Grouch has been so lonely as of late.......
From the title, I thought this was going to be told from the point of view of the worm. "Ugh, this brain tastes so bitter."
The media finally has something to harp on