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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 4 місяці тому +1009

    A house divided cannot stand
    A house united cannot stand MTG

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 місяці тому +22

      Tbh, it’s kind of a cop out; no house can stand Ole Greeney

    • @SizzleMoonSong
      @SizzleMoonSong 4 місяці тому +53

      MTG 4 GRAVEL PIT 2024

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 4 місяці тому +6

      Empty

    • @PC-kd7dj
      @PC-kd7dj 4 місяці тому +8

      So true!

    • @vettelover695
      @vettelover695 4 місяці тому +10

      Best comment!!! 😂👍🏻🤣

  • @dano8902
    @dano8902 4 місяці тому +921

    Cannon needs to be investigated thoroughly, especially now since she got caught pulling a Clarence Thomas. What other "gifts" is she having "technical difficulties" reporting?

    • @brigidspencer5123
      @brigidspencer5123 4 місяці тому

      She certainly sounds incompetent and corrupt. Investigate the Trump lackey.

    • @TSIRKLAND
      @TSIRKLAND 4 місяці тому +138

      It took me a second to realize that by "pulling a Clarence Thomas" you meant "accepting expensive gifts without reporting their value" and not "making inappropriate sexual advances toward an employee including one about pubic hair and a can of Coke." Different generation of Clarence Thomas scandal.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 4 місяці тому

      Considering how much dirt has come out on Trump in both trials of Trump, so far, the information about Trump's traitorous crimes in the documents case must be SO BAD, a THOUSAND times more exposure of Trump's craven submisson to Putin, no wonder Cannon is frantically blocking the trial from happening!

    • @HE-pu3nt
      @HE-pu3nt 4 місяці тому +1

      Not only did she have "technical difficulties" reporting all her free booty.
      She also had "technical difficulties" reporting the "technical difficulties."

    • @Vytirix_RBX
      @Vytirix_RBX 4 місяці тому +45

      Jesus… and he’s still a SCJ why?

  • @pwetty4r4
    @pwetty4r4 4 місяці тому +44

    The way people are legitimately eating up this smear campaign is making me depressed

  • @trewloveofficial
    @trewloveofficial 4 місяці тому +20

    “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”

  • @JamesZeazny
    @JamesZeazny 4 місяці тому +4

    I new way ahead of time how sickening and corrupt our sick society we're going to come after him, because they cannot outsmart him in any conversation they have with him.

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs 4 місяці тому +302

    I would have liked to hear a little about how Aileen Cannon is thoroughly corrupt and has been looking for ways to delay and dismiss this case from Day 1. What a disgrace to her profession!

    • @katherenewedic8076
      @katherenewedic8076 4 місяці тому

      Yeah more poignant jokes about her and less at further stigmatizing mental illness

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo 4 місяці тому +20

      The Federalist Society coached her while on that retreat they paid for. It’s why none of her moves are appealable, so far, and everything is a pending motion. So much for the speedy trial cited in the constitution. 🤬😡🤮

    • @monal.pendley3946
      @monal.pendley3946 4 місяці тому +12

      Another trump "good person". Yep, he can really pick them.

    • @LouLou-cm3pp
      @LouLou-cm3pp 4 місяці тому

      She's just another Communist Conservative that hates America!

    • @h0plite996
      @h0plite996 4 місяці тому +11

      @@firstlast-tp7zo There must be a way for the prosecutor to call for an audit of the trial.

  • @SeattleSun2013
    @SeattleSun2013 4 місяці тому +263

    I don’t know why we are not marching in protest of the postponement of the classified docs theft trial. 🇺🇸

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 4 місяці тому

      Considering how much dirt has come out on Trump in both trials of Trump, so far, the information about Trump's traitorous crimes in the documents case must be SO BAD, a THOUSAND times more exposure of Trump's craven submisson to Putin, no wonder Cannon is frantically blocking the trial from happening!

    • @lzrd8460
      @lzrd8460 4 місяці тому

      I agree, until Americans start showing their disapproval with their Justice system, nothing will change. The SC justices will continue to rule like MAGA gods and federal court judges will continue to wipe dumbo’s arse! 😡😡😡 Americans have got to stand up and show they are not onboard with this crap! 😡😡🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪💪💪🌊🌊

    • @Pashasmom1
      @Pashasmom1 4 місяці тому +21

      We have a crooked House, for one. Marching will not change Cannon's loose decision.

    • @RobertMartin-s2v
      @RobertMartin-s2v 4 місяці тому

      Supreme court says disagreeing with them is unconstitutional, also it doesnt help that Biden also had documents…

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 4 місяці тому

      That trial isn't even necessary. Trump has enough to engage his lawyers throughout the rest of the year and beyond. His NY criminal trial only just started, there's a federal criminal trial coming up, and there are rumors of more state trials having to do with the fake electors and election interference in several key states such as Georgia, Colorado, Arizona, and I believe Minnesota. Aileen Cannon can postpone all she wants. It won't change Trump's fate. He did this to himself. He's swimming under an ocean of liability and he's making sure not to give himself a way out. Let's just sit back and enjoy the show. Aileen will be dealt with later.

  • @bitey6709
    @bitey6709 4 місяці тому +58

    It reminds me of the time my boss went for a brain scan. When returning to work later on he declared that the test had revealed that there was nothing there . We all said , almost in unison, "that we had always suspected that ".

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 4 місяці тому +4

      Competitive volleyball teams WISH they had someone giving them easy setups like that.

  • @robhaerr
    @robhaerr 4 місяці тому +43

    Should probably have RFK, Jr on for an interview.

    • @jesseceballos5543
      @jesseceballos5543 4 місяці тому +8

      He would never.

    • @robhaerr
      @robhaerr 4 місяці тому +2

      @@jesseceballos5543 why not?

    • @jesseceballos5543
      @jesseceballos5543 4 місяці тому +16

      @@robhaerr because RFK Jr would make Colbert look like an idiot now that he's a sellout

    • @tannersimpson9940
      @tannersimpson9940 3 місяці тому

      @@robhaerrbecause it defeats the purpose of the smear campaign

  • @tannersimpson9940
    @tannersimpson9940 3 місяці тому +4

    Imagine once having brain worms and still being the best candidate.

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian 4 місяці тому +105

    "When you feel down or when you feel sad,
    When your mind makes you think that everything's bad,
    Try not to worry, you aren't completely insane,
    Just remember ...there's a worm in your brain."
    ----Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

    • @aboynamedthump
      @aboynamedthump 4 місяці тому +1

      The worm died thinking IT WAS KINDA LIKE A MONKEY'S BRAIN...

    • @ajdailey3698
      @ajdailey3698 4 місяці тому +1

      The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.

  • @JCTiggs1
    @JCTiggs1 4 місяці тому +938

    "They say RFK Jr's brain worm is dead, MINE is ALIVE and WELL! So hungry. KFC! JOBS!"
    - Donnie Trump

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 4 місяці тому +36

      WHALE!

    • @grawham
      @grawham 4 місяці тому +16

      Yoinked for SNL this week I bet 🤣

    • @ThindiGee
      @ThindiGee 4 місяці тому

      There's no brain there to eat. But there's likely one of those poop rolling bugs because he's full of it.

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia 4 місяці тому

      You know that worm was in there saying "Tell them not to take the vaccine".

    • @Maybe-d2e
      @Maybe-d2e 4 місяці тому +7

      Ooh! Snap!! watch what's eating you.

  • @thejeanlouw
    @thejeanlouw 4 місяці тому +129

    Cannibalized uncles, prnstar hush money case, brainworm confessions and dog graves are why I come to watch American Politics 2024. Shi's wild!

    • @leagarner3675
      @leagarner3675 4 місяці тому +3

      Lolol

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 4 місяці тому +3

      Wait, cannibalized uncles? I missed that one. Who/where/when?

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 4 місяці тому

      @Melesniannon - Biden claims that his uncle was shot down in New Guinea during WW2 and never found, thus likely having been eaten by a cannibalistic tribe....

    • @mariesaenz5124
      @mariesaenz5124 4 місяці тому

      Bidens uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea, he says, the whole story has been proven false. Where have you been?

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube 4 місяці тому

      @@Melesniannon Joe Biden told a story about his uncle being lost in New Guinea, and being presumed to have been eaten by cannibals - which upset the prime minister (IIRC) of New Guinea.

  • @ladonnabuchanan4004
    @ladonnabuchanan4004 4 місяці тому +181

    I am proud to say that I am one of the "protest" voters on Tuesday 5/7/2024 in Indiana. Voting for Haley even though she dropped out 2 months ago. I have voted Republican for over 35 years but will proudly be voting for Biden in November 2024. Go Biden/Harris!!! 💙💙💙

    • @kylephillip6433
      @kylephillip6433 4 місяці тому

      Biden is corrupt as hell

    • @denisebales8800
      @denisebales8800 4 місяці тому +19

      thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

    • @loveoromia7839
      @loveoromia7839 4 місяці тому +17

      Thank you very much 🙏

    • @chrystya
      @chrystya 4 місяці тому +11

      You are on the right side of history

    • @briankelly9347
      @briankelly9347 4 місяці тому +4

      In Another universe nikki hailey is the current nominee because trump accept the results in 2020

  • @ScaleScarborough-jq8zx
    @ScaleScarborough-jq8zx 4 місяці тому +3

    Laughing about this guy’s brain getting f’d is just cruel. Hope you never have to suffer anything like that, Steve.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 4 місяці тому +257

    why rent a lawyer when you can own a judge?

    • @AM-fs1je
      @AM-fs1je 4 місяці тому +24

      Billionaire-owned Extreme Court

    • @christopherheckman7957
      @christopherheckman7957 4 місяці тому +16

      Trump is acting like a Mafia boss who knows the fix is in.

    • @Shadow-1949
      @Shadow-1949 4 місяці тому +1

      @@christopherheckman7957valentines Day
      Can’t
      Come
      Fast
      Enough

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 місяці тому +3

      @@christopherheckman7957 *in a poorly written TV show.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 4 місяці тому +67

    "Kenneth Chesebro." "Joe Tacopina." "Susan Neckless." Why does every Trump lawyer's name sound like rejected Dick Tracy villains?

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 4 місяці тому

      And the perfectly written script of David Pecker with the trump's election interference affair with a porn star.. It really is the lowest Grade Z moving we are being forced to watch by a bunch of brainless twits who never graduated from middle school, psychologically.

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 3 місяці тому +1

      Maybe they all came from a cartoon universe.

  • @kenc2257
    @kenc2257 4 місяці тому +28

    Always enjoy when Stephen showcases the writers (they are excellent, as a group; a treat to see them as individuals).

  • @JamesZeazny
    @JamesZeazny 4 місяці тому +5

    It seems to me everybody's just out to make a buck, instead of really caring about their country, it's the greed that will be the downfall of America.

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. 4 місяці тому +17

    A worm ate part of his brain? That's odd, I thought the worm had enough when it was done with Donald Trump. That's one hungry worm!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 4 місяці тому +421

    First there was 'Snakes on a Plane', now RFK Jr. claims to have 'Worms on his Brain.'

    • @ttcc5273
      @ttcc5273 4 місяці тому +21

      'Brainwormnado'... tornado with brain worms and no gravel pit in sight

    • @Boghopper9999
      @Boghopper9999 4 місяці тому +7

      And flies in his eyes

    • @dabullzfan25
      @dabullzfan25 4 місяці тому +5

      He must have seen that one season of "Brain Dead" and thought that ish was real.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 4 місяці тому +3

      Good one.

    • @JoeVideoed
      @JoeVideoed 4 місяці тому +6

      Now I've got Pink Floyd's "Hey You" worming into my brain.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 місяці тому +364

    Donnie's brain worm made it to the pupa stage. You can see the cocoon on his head every day.

  • @edwardsmith9644
    @edwardsmith9644 4 місяці тому +272

    Kristi Noem is thanking God for the brain worm story.

    • @jacquelynbrickman2982
      @jacquelynbrickman2982 4 місяці тому +24

      If aliens landed on the White House lawn ,it still will not stop the country morning Cricket. I mean you heard RFK Jr had brain worms and you said "sure that makes sense now".

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto 4 місяці тому +22

      Or she's shopping for a very, very tiny new gun...

    • @janeh6217
      @janeh6217 4 місяці тому +4

      @@MrBsbotto You win the interwebs today! 🤣

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MrBsbotto The worm is already dead.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 4 місяці тому +4

      @@dancepiglover Then she's shopping for a very, very tiny gravel pit...

  • @Abstract2048
    @Abstract2048 4 місяці тому +5

    This is how we know that RFK Jr is causing problems in the Democratic Party. If he was no problem, they wouldn’t be trying to make him look crazy. I get it

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 4 місяці тому

      He is his own conspiratorial problem, Maurice.

    • @fmradio42
      @fmradio42 Місяць тому

      @@penelopesimpsonadams624 Examining Rising Deaths: Who's Really Responsible? | The Way I Heard It

  • @user-uo1ie7ic3q
    @user-uo1ie7ic3q 4 місяці тому +5

    The worm is still smarter than Biden and trump together

  • @berl9326
    @berl9326 4 місяці тому +107

    When I read an article on RFK Jr's health issues this morning, I thought, "oh, I hope some comedian picks up on this story". My wish has been granted! And Steve, you exceeded all my expectations! Thank you so much! 😊

    • @SFO195
      @SFO195 4 місяці тому

      Of course a "comedian" would pick it up. Anytime RFK Jr is buzzing a bunch of hit pieces come out at the same time. Tons of articles by every "independent" media outlet, tons of late night hosts, all covering the same subject in a negative light from a story that's over a decade old...
      I love U.S. media!

    • @christopherheckman7957
      @christopherheckman7957 4 місяці тому +4

      @@SFO195 And the jokes write themselves.

    • @LongShen1883
      @LongShen1883 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@SFO195are you one of them RFK Jr fanboys?

    • @RobertMartin-s2v
      @RobertMartin-s2v 4 місяці тому +1

      Got to avoid talking about Rafah somehow… don’t want to upset the sponsors.

    • @AllTheseYoungBloods
      @AllTheseYoungBloods 3 місяці тому

      @@LongShen1883rfk fanboys? That’s so hilariously ironic. In a country so tribal, most people give up all their values just to support their side but yeah the people who like rfk because he’s the only candidate who isn’t bought and actually wants to unite us are the fanboys. How out of touch are these hive minds? In the future, rather than trashing candidates, state why your candidate is better for America as a whole.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 4 місяці тому +34

    Tell Seth Myers you just found his lead actor for his broadway show Cicada Cicada!

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 4 місяці тому +49

    You say cicada. I say cicada.
    Lets call the whole thing moth.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 4 місяці тому +2

      Moths are more closely related to butterflies than to cicadas.

    • @AndreaCallahan
      @AndreaCallahan 4 місяці тому +1

      Clever 👊🏽

  • @TerlinguaTalkeetna
    @TerlinguaTalkeetna 4 місяці тому +7

    If he gets reelected Cannon clearly goes straight to the Supreme Court without a delay.

  • @mikewalsh1402
    @mikewalsh1402 4 місяці тому +138

    This country is getting dumber by the day!

    • @jeffhaddix9508
      @jeffhaddix9508 4 місяці тому +10

      Yes, thanks to lame stream media.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jeffhaddix9508Faux Spews has turned people into clueless morons.

    • @LogicPhalanx
      @LogicPhalanx 4 місяці тому +11

      Previous comment case in point

    • @mikewalsh1402
      @mikewalsh1402 4 місяці тому

      @@LogicPhalanx
      I see dumb people

    • @jeffhaddix9508
      @jeffhaddix9508 4 місяці тому

      @@LogicPhalanx What? You think lamestream media is unbiased and isn't trying to push an agenda?

  • @sarahserenityqueen117
    @sarahserenityqueen117 4 місяці тому +717

    CAN TRUMP GO TO PRISON ALREADY??!!! SERIOUSLY A 10YR OLD COULD CONVICT HIM QUICKER!! GET IT TF OVER WITH!!!

    • @BrendaMorin-ku8mi
      @BrendaMorin-ku8mi 4 місяці тому

      ⁹999⁹9⁹⁹⁹⁹⁰

    • @flameroad123
      @flameroad123 4 місяці тому +35

      I'm with you on that. If it was any other person they would have been in prison In a heart beat there would be no trial

    • @Solus3D
      @Solus3D 4 місяці тому +17

      Is USA, people like 45 never go to jail.

    • @MD77SA
      @MD77SA 4 місяці тому

      Trump has appealed everything, and he has the Supreme Court and Judge Cannon in his pocket. They have deliberately delayed trials and denied justice for WE THE PEOPLE.

    • @rampagephoenix1735
      @rampagephoenix1735 4 місяці тому +7

      I may have to sorta agree. At this point, im about to be willing to vote for trump this upcoming election just to get America's downfall over with since they seem to want him spared THAT badly, and believe me, saying that was something that i never wanted to begin with!!

  • @joehackney1376
    @joehackney1376 4 місяці тому +390

    Guess Putin told Cannon to quash Trump's Espionage trial.

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 4 місяці тому +13

      Rumor has it that Putin has Parkinson's?

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 4 місяці тому

      ​@@siswohlslagel8919We can hope!

    • @gerade-aus
      @gerade-aus 4 місяці тому +8

      Indirectly

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 4 місяці тому

      Considering how much dirt has come out on Trump in both trials of Trump, so far, the information about Trump's traitorous crimes in the documents case must be SO BAD, a THOUSAND times more exposure of Trump's craven submisson to Putin, no wonder Cannon is frantically blocking the trial from happening!

    • @lzrd8460
      @lzrd8460 4 місяці тому

      @@siswohlslagel8919a horrible disease, my father died from Parkinson’s but Putin deserves it after all he has done in his miserable life!

  • @virginiacurry2423
    @virginiacurry2423 4 місяці тому +7

    Cannon should be disbarred

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais 4 місяці тому +24

    Brain worms explain *so much* of American politics.

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever 4 місяці тому +53

    Loved the Richard Scarry reference!

    • @stargatis
      @stargatis 4 місяці тому +2

      I literally have his Best Storybook Ever right next to me

    • @BooksForever
      @BooksForever 4 місяці тому +3

      @@stargatis mine is shelved nearby. The original version with the papa bear and junior hunting seals, which always saddened me just a little. I would have to look at the rabbits with the jars of candy to cheer up again!

  • @andrewrobinson1479
    @andrewrobinson1479 4 місяці тому +155

    Brain worms, puppy killers and adult diapers were not on my bingo card. And we still have around 6 months to go

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 4 місяці тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣 OMG, this is so nice to be entertained by real comedians rather than the reality show host in multiple courts.

    • @davidmartin4683
      @davidmartin4683 4 місяці тому +2

      Murica

    • @pamthompson3316
      @pamthompson3316 4 місяці тому

      😂

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 4 місяці тому

      nope had puppy killers and adult diapers. missing consequences for ones own actions, the rapture, sudden death, and death by space rock.

    • @Bob-bb3ur
      @Bob-bb3ur 4 місяці тому

      Go back down in Mommy's basement and play video games ,that's all you will ever be good for 😅

  • @sealyoness
    @sealyoness 4 місяці тому +23

    As a kid, I was friends with a guy whose father had a lesion caused by fly larvae. His dad became increasingly twisted and violent and JUST CREEPY until they had to place him in a hospital for the criminally insane. Only after he died did they find the damage that it caused. My family taught me to admire his family. Poorest in the township, but always helping others.

  • @CCR971
    @CCR971 4 місяці тому +73

    Cannon should be investigated for influence peddling along with Thomas and Alito. She should be disbarred! She's either criminally corrupt or she's completely incompetent or both.

    • @jamesbarca7229
      @jamesbarca7229 4 місяці тому

      Jack Smith is heading for prison and Judge Cannon is going to help put him there. 😂
      Never know, she may just end up on the Supreme court. 😄

    • @nevadak3424
      @nevadak3424 3 місяці тому +1

      You just answered your own question , Both !!

  • @gryjffrs
    @gryjffrs 4 місяці тому +62

    Wormy brains, Cannon in trumps pocket, and the unfortunate words of Hochul are comedy gold for Colbert. And while I'm laughing, I still find it all troubling.

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 4 місяці тому

      Maybe that’s why Hochul barely won against Zeldin of all people (and only had a likely margin because he was too conservative)

    • @joelskutch5002
      @joelskutch5002 2 місяці тому

      @@gryjffrs the only “comedy gold” is that someone still watches Colbert AND thinks he’s funny 🤣…ignorance is bliss I suppose

  • @Screechsmom
    @Screechsmom 4 місяці тому +478

    I actually have part of my cerebellum missing from brain surgery. I do not act like RFK Jr.

    • @WOLFFMAAN8714
      @WOLFFMAAN8714 4 місяці тому +14

      Wow really 😮

    • @irri4662
      @irri4662 4 місяці тому +60

      You had brains to spare.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 4 місяці тому +9

      I cant imagine going through brain surgery!!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 місяці тому +7

      Auntie Sarah.
      Sarah Bellum.
      Antebellum.
      That is all.

    • @chrisdonovan8795
      @chrisdonovan8795 4 місяці тому +34

      To be fair, the cerebellum deals with motor control and language. Do you have zero side effects from the surgery? I have two friends who had brain tumors removed, and they had no side effects. The brain is amazing.

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 4 місяці тому +230

    Lol the news lately has been insane. How are these people even remotely considered for positions of power?

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 4 місяці тому +4

      One hand used to wash the other. Now? Not so much.

    • @arclight9328
      @arclight9328 4 місяці тому +12

      I've been asking myself the same thing for a while now.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 місяці тому +8

      Because USA is a crazy place, and it's high time you realised this

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 4 місяці тому +14

      People vote for them. It says more about the voters than about the people in power. (Like Noem is a TWO term governor)

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly

  • @Steven-pu8ws
    @Steven-pu8ws 4 місяці тому +22

    Cannon is really putting all her chips on Orange. 🍊

  • @tcoralloart1735
    @tcoralloart1735 4 місяці тому +3

    The smears on RFK jr are pathetic and predictable. You all have been attacking the family for 70 years

  • @thinkforyourself828
    @thinkforyourself828 4 місяці тому +41

    I'll take Kennedy and his brain worm any day. Best candidate we've had in decades.

    • @islamroks11
      @islamroks11 27 днів тому

      …What decades? The Stone Age?

  • @ttcc5273
    @ttcc5273 4 місяці тому +226

    💙 Me and my 401K absolutely love democracy, freedom, bodily autonomy, worm-free brains, America the Beautiful, and President Joseph R. Biden! 💙

    • @vettelover695
      @vettelover695 4 місяці тому +10

      Perfect 👍🏻 comment

    • @Mexicobeanpole
      @Mexicobeanpole 4 місяці тому +6

      Thank you!!👏👏

    • @kristinasativa
      @kristinasativa 4 місяці тому +2

      🤮

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 4 місяці тому +5

      🇺🇸 💙

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 4 місяці тому

      ​@@kristinasativaAre you a woman who would rather vote for someone who is a convicted rapist who disrespects women?

  • @joehackney1376
    @joehackney1376 4 місяці тому +896

    And I thought that worms were eating the brains of Trump voters. Not just RFK Jr.

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 4 місяці тому +57

      this may be more widespread than previously thought

    • @wilburjunior9949
      @wilburjunior9949 4 місяці тому +27

      I think Trump will pick RFKjr for his VP 😂

    • @mlt177
      @mlt177 4 місяці тому +35

      They decided to share the worms with each other 😂😂😂😂

    • @brigidspencer5123
      @brigidspencer5123 4 місяці тому

      How do you know worms aren’t eating MAGA brains?

    • @stevennelson8479
      @stevennelson8479 4 місяці тому +28

      It's that ivermectin lol

  • @FFTVII
    @FFTVII 4 місяці тому +37

    Earthworm Jim's last adventure was a great letdown. 😢

  • @VRcation
    @VRcation 4 місяці тому +18

    People mocking RFK like this are revolting, the man devoted his life to fighting corporatism and the poisoning of the western world.

  • @charliethealmighty2074
    @charliethealmighty2074 4 місяці тому +15

    I like RFK JR.! I think he would make a great president!

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever 4 місяці тому +541

    No candidate has ever bounced back from an admission of brain worms.

    • @solderbuff
      @solderbuff 4 місяці тому +41

      Hey, in some way it's still nicer than some things Drumpf has said.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 місяці тому +17

      Sample size?

    • @Multiyuppp
      @Multiyuppp 4 місяці тому +20

      I'm pretty sure he's the first candidate to ever have brain worms it's not exactly a common occurrence

    • @chrisdonovan8795
      @chrisdonovan8795 4 місяці тому +8

      Accurate.

    • @BooksForever
      @BooksForever 4 місяці тому +6

      @@brucebaker810 every applicable one.

  • @pamabernathy8728
    @pamabernathy8728 4 місяці тому +48

    I remember Lowly Worm!! Read that book about 1000 times between all of our sons. Decades ago.
    Current situation is not cheerful, but we MUST press on & do what is right!
    Blessings, all.
    I am old enough to remember clearly when Sirhan Sirhan assassinated RFK. RIP.

    • @raylipschitz5297
      @raylipschitz5297 4 місяці тому +2

      What the fuck kind of comment is that. This is a comment section, not a personal letter to your best friend Gladys from the bingo club.

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 4 місяці тому

      @@raylipschitz5297 he has brain worm

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 4 місяці тому +11

      ⁠@@raylipschitz5297Ray…what kind of schitz are you spewing from your lips? Why are you so rude?
      Gladys is offering a “worm” anecdote, which is loosely related, along with an inspiring message to press on through difficult times.
      What’s your problem? And are you making fun of someone’s age? Are you ageist?
      You could use some wisdom…….
      Be kind. 💙

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Nothingbutlovehere369 Is he related to Shitz-enpants? or is it a new alias by trumplethinskin? I cannot believe I stooped that low-- but we are on a comedic relief from reality (sort of) show.

    • @MsRhodeman
      @MsRhodeman Місяць тому

      ​@Nothingbutlovehere369
      I agree I can't believe all the cursing and the sarcasm and the rudeness and meanness this is what's wrong with our damn country...
      I am so glad that I do not watch this show I can find much more meaningful TV shows to watch He's showing how immature he can be...

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 місяці тому +208

    The name of RFK's brain worm? Reality
    It explains so much.

    • @RemnTheteth
      @RemnTheteth 4 місяці тому

      It explains that you get your news from Colbert.
      That would explain your shallow view without having listened to RFK at all. Because no one cares to actually do research.
      He's not perfect, but he's outside the two-party system that is hooked to the military industrial complex - you know, the one that is currently sending hundreds of billions of dollars to fight a war that Biden's administration has protracted intentionally, despite a negotiated peace over a year ago?
      Oh yeah, people don't actually read, they just accept the most common hearsay.

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 4 місяці тому

      no it doesn't?

    • @ghstletter5978
      @ghstletter5978 4 місяці тому

      Lmao Colbert is as much of a bot as this comments

  • @EricDickersonGuitar
    @EricDickersonGuitar 4 місяці тому +2

    This is how far American politics have devolved.

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 4 місяці тому +31

    Yes we, the people, are the only hope to stop *rump and keep him out of office! VOTE 🗳️!

  • @jeangriffith8017
    @jeangriffith8017 4 місяці тому +98

    Oxygen for the soul. Thank you Mr. Stephen Colbert!

  • @vilstef6988
    @vilstef6988 4 місяці тому +41

    Doesn't explain the giant worm in his $1000 suit.

    • @snakelite61
      @snakelite61 4 місяці тому

      Contrary to how they look, Trump wears Brioni suits that go for around 8 grand off the rack.

  • @wildflower1397
    @wildflower1397 4 місяці тому +50

    Love the Lowly Worm reference, lol. 😂

    • @marygillmeister6013
      @marygillmeister6013 4 місяці тому +3

      Me too, I had a real nostalgia trip trying to remember some of the other characters ❤

    • @wildflower1397
      @wildflower1397 4 місяці тому +1

      @marygillmeister6013 I recently came across my daughter's childhood books in storage. She loved Cars and Trucks and Things That Go, by Richard Scarrey, mostly because she always wanted to find where Gold Bug was hidden. 😂

  • @jeffisaacson3804
    @jeffisaacson3804 4 місяці тому +9

    Comedy writers all over the world are thanking God for this revelation about RFK Jr.

  • @wang771
    @wang771 4 місяці тому +10

    I'm from Indiana no, we do not love Nikki Haley. And we most definitely dislike Trump even more.BYE-DON 24🥁

  • @MichaelTheComputerGuy
    @MichaelTheComputerGuy 4 місяці тому +2

    That worm ate the part of Bobby’s brain that suffered fools.

  • @gillie-gils
    @gillie-gils 4 місяці тому +23

    So many good worm jokes im crying

  • @virginiamiller4890
    @virginiamiller4890 4 місяці тому +36

    Lots of LMAO on this monologue!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 4 місяці тому +100

    I think our forefathers are rolling over in their graves. Have we really come this far only to sink lower?

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 4 місяці тому

      You know those forefathers were slave owning freaks, right? Let 'em roll

    • @JRoss-zxzx
      @JRoss-zxzx 4 місяці тому +3

      Don't ask that. Cause we usually find out when someone asks that.

    • @lzrd8460
      @lzrd8460 4 місяці тому +4

      Hell no! We get up off the couch and VOTE BLUE. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 4 місяці тому +2

      Vote 🗳️

    • @davidmartin4683
      @davidmartin4683 4 місяці тому +1

      Yep

  • @am53n8
    @am53n8 4 місяці тому +3

    "cause of death: starvation" 👏

  • @nathancampbell8064
    @nathancampbell8064 4 місяці тому +7

    I’m voting RFK Jr! He’s better than both other candidates.

    • @orion7763
      @orion7763 4 місяці тому

      The same RFK Jr who believes ivermectin (a horse dewormer) is effective against COVID? The same RFK Jr who thinks wifi causes "leaky brain" or that mass shootings are caused by prescription drugs? RFK Jr is a complete joke of a candidate and is not a reasonable choice for a sane voter.

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 4 місяці тому +23

    "Light Skulled Americans" 😂😂😂😂

  • @AceSpadeThePikachu
    @AceSpadeThePikachu 4 місяці тому +54

    When I heard the term "MAGA brain worm"...never expected it to be this literal.

  • @courtney5796
    @courtney5796 4 місяці тому +23

    What the hell is going on around here! Publicized 14 month old puppy killing and brain worms? Trump in general. MTG. Please tell me I will wake up from this nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JohnSmith-zn3js
    @JohnSmith-zn3js 4 місяці тому +3

    Oh Steven, how the mighty have fallen.

  • @SoundsOfRain-ng2pk
    @SoundsOfRain-ng2pk 4 місяці тому +2

    Have RFK on the show!

  • @Rose-p5m1v
    @Rose-p5m1v 4 місяці тому +99

    Stephen killed it tonight.😂🤣Thanks for the great humor at this shameful time in 🇺🇸 American history. 😢

  • @nancykraus5127
    @nancykraus5127 4 місяці тому +8

    My laptop shall forever more be called my Tortilla Warmer just because it will confuse my teenage Boy Scouts 😂

  • @matthew.morr1s
    @matthew.morr1s 4 місяці тому +20

    I love it when Stephen parodies Trump 😂

  • @caml17
    @caml17 4 місяці тому +4

    Mr Colbert, please offer to host RFK on your show, so your audience can hear him directly rather than your sound bites

  • @amyjackson8725
    @amyjackson8725 4 місяці тому +1

    I thought the cannon voiceover would be "seen here, ready to eat worms out of your brain"!
    I am SO excited you have an early look at Seth's production, "Cicada, Cicada"!!😂

  • @Legir24
    @Legir24 4 місяці тому +61

    That cicada lady is a trooper. Loved her!!

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 4 місяці тому

      My guess is she was just demonstrating it, they got it on film, loved it and ran with it. And I agree. It's perfect!

  • @shawnalajame7888
    @shawnalajame7888 4 місяці тому +31

    “STARVATION.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @inspectorguymn
    @inspectorguymn 4 місяці тому +23

    Isn't that in a Pink Floyd song? "and the worms ate into his brain."

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 4 місяці тому +4

      From "Hey You".

    • @LoPhatKao
      @LoPhatKao 4 місяці тому

      but it was only fantasy
      the wall was too high as you can see
      no matter how he tried he could not break free
      and the worms ate into his brain

  • @JamesZeazny
    @JamesZeazny 4 місяці тому +4

    If we end up voting for either Trump or Biden or only just going to have a instant replay for four more years of the same old BS. And continue being separated.

    • @bademoxy
      @bademoxy Місяць тому

      The identity group division started under OBAMA and his Marxist comrades , NOT OrangeManBad

  • @Just_TheLady
    @Just_TheLady 3 місяці тому +1

    Pork tapeworm larvae infection in the brain was literally the first episode of House!

    • @guitarizard
      @guitarizard 2 місяці тому

      Yes! Wilson's "cousin" Rebecca/Rachel Adler

  • @splinky99
    @splinky99 4 місяці тому +132

    None of his cognitive struggles could be caused by decades of heroin addiction??

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 4 місяці тому +23

      Mercury poisoning killed the brain worm.

    • @Collageartist69
      @Collageartist69 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@HashknightGamingTuna fish sandwichs.

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 4 місяці тому +2

      Exactly!

    • @TheGhostOf2020
      @TheGhostOf2020 4 місяці тому +10

      Honestly, the mercury makes way more sense. King George III pretty famously had mercury poisoning from his whigs, and he very slowly deteriorated mentally and died far from the public eye.

    • @jeffhaddix9508
      @jeffhaddix9508 4 місяці тому +4

      If you listen to long form interviews with RFK Jr he has zero cognitive difficulties. But Biden on the other hand........

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 4 місяці тому +632

    How anybody could continue to support RFK Jr. is almost as confusing as how anybody could continue to support Trump

    • @rossrreyes
      @rossrreyes 4 місяці тому +1

      NEVER underestimate the mass stupidity of the American populace #MakeMoronsGreatAgain

    • @delta5297
      @delta5297 4 місяці тому +30

      Hell, RFK would be a better president than Trump.

    • @victoriasmith8570
      @victoriasmith8570 4 місяці тому +62

      @@delta5297the worm would be a better president than trump. Too low of a bar.

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr 4 місяці тому +21

      Well...there's a lot of stupid people out there.

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr 4 місяці тому

      @@delta5297 A literal pile of dogshit would be a better President than Trump. That isn't the flex you think it is!

  • @ChristineHarmer
    @ChristineHarmer 4 місяці тому +20

    The "WHAT'S A TV?!" and spitting out a piece of tortilla was great.

    • @jmadvance
      @jmadvance 4 місяці тому

      About that tortilla spit: Not sure if intentional, but memorable definetely. Don't know if in a bad or good way :)

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 4 місяці тому +3

    The acting on that woman playing the cicada I CAN'T haha 😆🤣😹 Hope she got paid handsomely for that one 😂😂

  • @dianalamottelamotte4521
    @dianalamottelamotte4521 4 місяці тому +15

    Bobby Jr has short term and long term memory issues. I agree. He's certainly forgotten what the name Kennedy stands for 😂

    • @lukerichardson2404
      @lukerichardson2404 4 місяці тому

      Why do you say that? What does it stand for?

    • @norway178
      @norway178 4 місяці тому +1

      He doesn't have memory loss. In fact, I've never seen someone with a memory like his. RFK Jr. is probably one of the only ones left who knows what the name stands for. Taught by RFK himself who told him, "when you grow up, I want you to help them." He's doing just that!

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 4 місяці тому +120

    The worms left RFK's head but the cicadas moved in and now he listens to their advice all the time.

    • @vettelover695
      @vettelover695 4 місяці тому +8

      “People are saying “ 😂

    • @ellenpederson-lewis8557
      @ellenpederson-lewis8557 4 місяці тому +5

      That is funny.😅

    • @jeffhaddix9508
      @jeffhaddix9508 4 місяці тому +3

      I particularly like the cicadas advice on 3% mortgages for first-time home buyers.

  • @KMcKee-qn6bo
    @KMcKee-qn6bo 4 місяці тому +113

    Yeah... I went to college with RFK Jr., sat next to him in many, many classes for those years... I never saw him ‘not stoned and drugged’. Completely drugged all the time. Every day, every given hour of the day. And later when we were in our late twenties and through our thirties, he was an insatiable drunk. My hunch is that a lot more damage was done to his brain cells than any small portion that the worm ate.

  • @seanlukedado2772
    @seanlukedado2772 4 місяці тому +367

    The worm killed itself when it realized he was in RFK Jr's brain...

    • @mariespi96
      @mariespi96 4 місяці тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @JonasBuack
      @JonasBuack 4 місяці тому +23

      No. It just died of hunger.

    • @Robert-dx4wv
      @Robert-dx4wv 4 місяці тому

      All the other jokes arent funny, because they are like "oh he should of known better and been more careful about what he ats. This joke is funny because it isn't derogatory, just a bit, but importantly it is a joke about how he's kind of a dumbass, which you can make the case that both Trump and Biden are dumbasses as well.

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc 4 місяці тому +3

      @@JonasBuack🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @robertgandler3177
      @robertgandler3177 4 місяці тому +1

      How true!

  • @MARGORYPlacha
    @MARGORYPlacha 4 місяці тому +1

    Mercury poisoning and worm in his brain. Oh. my!

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203 4 місяці тому +2

    We need to show all these corrupt judges the business end of justice.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 4 місяці тому +77

    Ask not what your worm can do for you...

  • @stuartatkins5425
    @stuartatkins5425 4 місяці тому +54

    Your writers deserve a bonus!

  • @marthaspillman9988
    @marthaspillman9988 4 місяці тому +87

    Clearly, the worm is alive, well, and in charge!

  • @iaindooley9275
    @iaindooley9275 4 місяці тому +3

    RFK wants a DEBAT with the other candidates

  • @svenswwis436
    @svenswwis436 4 місяці тому +5

    Love the Lowly Worm reference. My childhood hero Thank you Richard Scarry.

  • @faithbad666
    @faithbad666 4 місяці тому +38

    I finally believe something RFK jr said.
    😁

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen 4 місяці тому +2

      That’s called confirmation bias. It’s the thing that guides your beliefs and opinions.

    • @faithbad666
      @faithbad666 4 місяці тому

      @@Android-Zen It's called a joke. That thing which most don't get. 😁 I believe nothing RFK JR says.

    • @fmradio42
      @fmradio42 Місяць тому

      @@faithbad666 Examining Rising Deaths: Who's Really Responsible? | The Way I Heard It

    • @faithbad666
      @faithbad666 Місяць тому

      @@fmradio42 What I believe is that RFK has had a worm in his brain.

  • @helenwheels3341
    @helenwheels3341 4 місяці тому +261

    I hope 20%of Republicans everywhere don't vote for Trump 🙏. Let us pray.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 4 місяці тому +24

      I got a better idea than praying: Let us vote blue and convince others to do so

    • @LakeFX
      @LakeFX 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@chenzen1578unfortunately, some people are beyond convincing.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 4 місяці тому +7

      @@LakeFX True, but their numbers shrink further every day. Like Trump's little spaghetti w/ meat balls in a cold court room.

    • @chaslam1945
      @chaslam1945 4 місяці тому +2

      Praying 🙏 fearing for my family

    • @bigiron8831
      @bigiron8831 4 місяці тому +10

      @helenwheels3341
      You can lead a Republi-con to the facts but you can't make them think..
      VOTE REASON NOT TRE45ON 🔵

  • @peacheswilliams4539
    @peacheswilliams4539 4 місяці тому +35

    All the school kids were given a small laptop during Covid 19 when the school buildings were closed...She must have been on an island taking a vacation when those laptops were getting handed out....This is what most of the Country complains about....When You're wealthy, you have No idea what the rest of the Country is going through.....

  • @fredericfischer5897
    @fredericfischer5897 4 місяці тому

    as usual, John Thibodeaux's delivery is just perfect.

  • @derrickwoodard4388
    @derrickwoodard4388 4 місяці тому +1

    What's a Computer ???????? She should visit a school in the Bronx and actually SPEAK !!!! to the children she's determined to be so ignorant.