You have been well trained, my young apprentice

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  • @purplephantom2441
    @purplephantom2441 8 місяців тому +2917

    Palpatine always trying to follow the script and the others not letting him XD

    • @jakell4711
      @jakell4711 8 місяців тому +43

      I feel kinda bad for being the 67th like.

    • @spondooly7572
      @spondooly7572 8 місяців тому +70

      I really hope there's an episode dedicated to Palpatine loosing his shit at the others for breaking the script

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 8 місяців тому +34

      the scripts are so bad that even the characters in the prequels don’t want to follow them!

    • @CassD-ym9qc
      @CassD-ym9qc 8 місяців тому +45

      Of course Palpatine is trying to follow the script! He wrote it, after all.

    • @Blacklla
      @Blacklla 8 місяців тому +19

      I actually like it. If only Yoda wasnt said to be a drug addict we couldve had both Sidious and Yoda trying to be serious and everyone else derailing

  • @gunnarc3055
    @gunnarc3055 8 місяців тому +2461

    maul needs to embrace his own theories on dichotomy

    • @ericdierolf8929
      @ericdierolf8929 8 місяців тому

      YES it is because of YOUR muthafuckin THESIS! 😮

    • @slaterstimson
      @slaterstimson 8 місяців тому +218

      He’s about to be a dichotomy

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 8 місяців тому +67

      @@slaterstimson *the thesis of the schödinger sith, if feel of, does he dead or alive? people die when they are killed but he is not show as dead so he maybe come back*

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem 8 місяців тому +15

      @@GAarcher Somehpw Darth Maul is back!!

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 8 місяців тому +31

      Dichotomies such as, for instance, a being who is half organic and half mechanical.

  • @howsad2397
    @howsad2397 8 місяців тому +2562

    Maul needing constant validation should be made canon

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 8 місяців тому +140

      Is it really needing constant validation when he just asks Palpatine for one compliment that isn't really praising himself?

    • @ultramagnus1859
      @ultramagnus1859 8 місяців тому +178

      He spent his entire life fruitlessly chasing Kenobi trying to get a rise out of him before killing him, if that isn't needing constant validation I don't know what is.

    • @horvathbenedek3596
      @horvathbenedek3596 8 місяців тому +122

      *Hangar door opens*
      Maul:
      *ignites one side of lightsaber*
      *ignites other side as well*
      Jedi: *prepare to fight*
      Maul: "That was cool, right?"
      Jedi: "What?"
      "The double sided lightsaber. Cool, right?"
      "...why are you asking us?"
      "...JUST TELL ME IT WAS COOL!"
      "...but why?"
      "Oh never mind... I'll totally kill you guys..."

    • @carpinchoemma2512
      @carpinchoemma2512 8 місяців тому +40

      He gets someone who respects him for five minutes before dying and spends the other half of his life looking for another apprentice/younger brother to remember that same feeling one more time.

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 8 місяців тому +22

      *i will make it canon*

  • @IceBen4444
    @IceBen4444 8 місяців тому +1071

    Only jedi deal in compliments.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 8 місяців тому +21

      Underrated compliment

    • @JoshAllenberg
      @JoshAllenberg 8 місяців тому +27

      The dark side of the force leads to many alternative methods of psychological reinforcement some may consider to be...unfeminine

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@JoshAllenberg
      Get "'All women are queens.' 'If she breaths, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" flashbacks.
      xD
      Sorry, couldn't resist to make this joke .

    • @lucasbentley5651
      @lucasbentley5651 7 місяців тому +5

      What if it’s a absolute compliment?

  • @TheHellyeahmen
    @TheHellyeahmen 8 місяців тому +1354

    "with all due respect which is none" is such a simple yet effective line

    • @JangoFettuccini
      @JangoFettuccini 8 місяців тому +4

      Stolen from @stardustandflames126

    • @TheHellyeahmen
      @TheHellyeahmen 8 місяців тому +34

      @@JangoFettuccini oh no! Someone on the internet used a joke somebody else told!
      the whole meme community is built on reusing jokes.

    • @JangoFettuccini
      @JangoFettuccini 8 місяців тому +4

      @@TheHellyeahmen and that’s fine and I normally wouldn’t have pointed it out, but I just didn’t want people to see your comment and then give this video’s creator the credit for Community’s joke.

    • @TheHellyeahmen
      @TheHellyeahmen 8 місяців тому +6

      @@JangoFettuccini sure. It's fine that's why you used the word "stolen"

    • @JangoFettuccini
      @JangoFettuccini 8 місяців тому +2

      @@TheHellyeahmen now you’re just being pedantic. Or is that another word choice you have a problem with?

  • @Xandranxanda
    @Xandranxanda 8 місяців тому +404

    To be fair, teaching Maul to run over every kid he sees is a very Palpatine thing to do considering vehicular manslaughter is what propelled him to his own apprenticeship lol

    • @Arualiaa
      @Arualiaa 8 місяців тому +46

      Someone else who knows Palps’ backstory??? Well I’ll be damned!

    • @briangarner3761
      @briangarner3761 6 місяців тому +1

      whot?

    • @Arualiaa
      @Arualiaa 5 місяців тому +49

      @@briangarner3761 The first time Palpatine killed someone, it was a speeder crash accident when he was a teenager. It messed him up and soured his relationship with his abusive family of aristocrats even further (they covered up the whole ordeal and then kinda held it over his head), and that’s when Darth Plagueis swooped in. He convinced Palpatine to kill his whole family (since “he was a monster either way, so he might as well embrace it”), and things spiraled from there.
      A similar thing happened to Plagueis himself, and of course we all know what Anakin went through. Darth Bane’s whole Sith lineage is just a study in cyclical abuse and generational trauma.

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Arualiaa Thank you for your short summarization 😁💪🏼💯...

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 5 днів тому

      @@Arualiaa I don't recall Plaqueis being traumatized by it, he seemed to enjoy suggesting that child should jump out the window. Given that's exactly what what the kid did he probably would've grown up to become a Jedi anyways.

  • @i-maxwalker3401
    @i-maxwalker3401 8 місяців тому +665

    Maul: So hypothetically if I lost that would look badly on you?
    Palpatine 2 weeks later: Son of a-

    • @discombobulatedecho6025
      @discombobulatedecho6025 8 місяців тому +84

      Palpatine: “Maybe Maul was right. I should’ve complimented him.”
      *Several years later on Mandalore*
      Palpatine: “I am most impressed you managed to survive your injuries…”
      Maul: “FINALLY! A compliment!”

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 8 місяців тому +28

      ​@@discombobulatedecho6025I know in lore that is an actual compliment, but in the premise of this video that would just be another self compliment so...

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 8 місяців тому +1281

    “Compliment me…please… *PLEASE!”* -Maul
    “There are no compliments.” -Sidious
    *Insert Sam Witwer screaming here*

    • @DaDocDuck
      @DaDocDuck 8 місяців тому +35

      I love how this made me empathise with Maul, just like the original scene

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 8 місяців тому +9

      Interestingly enough, Sam Witwer also voiced Sidious at one point

    • @ethansolomon2126
      @ethansolomon2126 8 місяців тому +22

      “Remember, the first and only reality of the Sith: there can only be passive aggression. And I can see you tried your best teaching Savage how to use a lightsaber.”

    • @ZephKin
      @ZephKin 8 місяців тому

      SIDIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!1!!!!!

  • @lisboah
    @lisboah 8 місяців тому +553

    "I can't operate at my best if I'm psychologically damaged"
    Buddy, your foster parent/master is Darth Sidious. You have been psychologically damaged from the moment he met you.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 8 місяців тому +4

      I don't like how that sounds. 😓

    • @lisboah
      @lisboah 8 місяців тому +11

      @@georgeoldsterd8994 Already changed it. Thanks for pointing out how creepy it sounded.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 8 місяців тому +28

      The Prequels are about an older, powerful politician selecting and grooming a much younger and emotionally unstable man.

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 8 місяців тому +9

      @@warlordofbritanniaAnd then he has the audacity to sneer at Vader’s loss of linbs and thus his loss of Force potential.

    • @suitcaseofsmarts
      @suitcaseofsmarts 8 місяців тому +13

      @@georgeoldsterd8994 what was the original comment 💀

  • @user-nz3es4kh9j
    @user-nz3es4kh9j 8 місяців тому +275

    Palpatine: “Hopefully this will be the last apprentice who does not know when to shut up”.

    • @LontEnCaras
      @LontEnCaras 8 місяців тому +20

      I bet he misses maul later.

    • @ManFromThePits
      @ManFromThePits 8 місяців тому +19

      Then Anakin comes along with his degree in "Tragedy of Darth Plagueis Studies".

    • @user-nz3es4kh9j
      @user-nz3es4kh9j 8 місяців тому +5

      Both apprentices need some serious counselling.

    • @Roger00100
      @Roger00100 5 місяців тому +6

      Dooku casually reveals the entire sith plan and anakin with his thesis

  • @TrixerFerKids
    @TrixerFerKids 8 місяців тому +252

    "With all due respect, which is none because you're stupid" is definitely the funniest line of the video imo 😆

  • @kaios26k90
    @kaios26k90 8 місяців тому +864

    "Why did we spend so much time training on how to survive falling down seemingly bottomless pits?"
    Works on a few levels...

    • @tylerm6453
      @tylerm6453 8 місяців тому +164

      Of course, when it happened to Palpatine, he exploded and it was on a space station that also exploded.
      There’s no way you can come back from that…

    • @Psyoid
      @Psyoid 8 місяців тому +131

      Somehow, Palpatine returned.

    • @j.trades9691
      @j.trades9691 8 місяців тому +133

      @@tylerm6453 The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many pits some would consider...
      Unnatural.

    • @Frosty4427
      @Frosty4427 8 місяців тому +52

      More than a few. They are bottomless afterall.

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 8 місяців тому +30

      If only Palpatine trained him how to take advantage of the high ground

  • @greatpurplecroctopus
    @greatpurplecroctopus 8 місяців тому +205

    The doublesided lightsaber reveal makes so much more sense now, he just really wanted someone to tell him he was cool 😢

    • @Landotp
      @Landotp 8 місяців тому +7

      Damn 😢

  • @Dan_Jado
    @Dan_Jado 8 місяців тому +109

    "Politics is very important Lord Maul, it only feeds into your anger...."
    That's great, for some reason I really liked that part XD

    • @GFHmicaella
      @GFHmicaella 8 місяців тому +14

      Same. Really makes sense for a Sith to go into politics if you think about it that way, a source of anger to fuel their power.

    • @lordlittletoeq8537
      @lordlittletoeq8537 8 місяців тому +17

      ​@@GFHmicaellaimagine fighting a sith fueled from talking to people on Twitter and Reddit

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate 8 місяців тому +132

    A fine demonstration of the S.H.E.E.V. system.
    S: Socially isolate
    H: Harbor resentment
    E: Eliminate weakness
    E: Encourage violence
    V: Value results

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 7 місяців тому +8

      Of course if you have a female apprentice you should use the VEEHS system.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 8 місяців тому +239

    Palpatine playing the long game with his training of Maul. It all proceeded as he forsaw.

  • @agustingomez1575
    @agustingomez1575 8 місяців тому +415

    Why is that kind elderly gentleman acting like Obi-Wan all of the sudden? That seems unnatural. A very unusual state of affairs.

    • @pimpamtrucutruku3873
      @pimpamtrucutruku3873 8 місяців тому +64

      Unnatural, you say? Are you implying Master Kenobi is a master of Dark Side? Known for being the path to powers some may call unnatural, such as his personal art, the *Int E'Rupting?* That fair jedi knight being a secret master of Dark Side would be quite the _dichotomy...._

    • @jetflyer62901
      @jetflyer62901 8 місяців тому

      ​@@pimpamtrucutruku3873 Shut up! Shut up! I will grant you the rank of Master here and now if you promise to never mention dichotomy ever again.

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 8 місяців тому +4

      Read this in Palpatine's voice.

    • @jetflyer62901
      @jetflyer62901 8 місяців тому

      @@pimpamtrucutruku3873 Shut up! Shut up! I will grant you the rank of Master here and fucking now if you promise to never mention dichotomy again.

    • @jetflyer62901
      @jetflyer62901 8 місяців тому +15

      @@pimpamtrucutruku3873 Stop it! I will grant you the rank of Master here and now if you promise to never mention dichotomy again.

  • @marthdaeglin
    @marthdaeglin 8 місяців тому +70

    "...why did we spend so much time training on how to survive falling down seemingly bottomless pits?"
    "Lord Maul, this is the world we live in. Look over that balcony and tell me if you see anything remotely approaching a 'bottom'."

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 4 місяці тому +5

      So the weird pits in the death star are for Sheev's parkour training?

  • @kohai-kun9261
    @kohai-kun9261 8 місяців тому +39

    "With all due respect, which is none, because you're stupid" is powerful.

  • @thestormwalker6665
    @thestormwalker6665 8 місяців тому +33

    I just Imagine Now Maul falling down that very pit in half saying to himself "Just like the simulations"

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 8 місяців тому +56

    Darth Maul learned a very particular set of skills.

  • @snoweagle2514
    @snoweagle2514 8 місяців тому +101

    Poor Maul, he just wants to be loved

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 8 місяців тому +7

      His unrequited love for Kenobi in particular is such a sad story. He even went full crazy stalker and killed Kenobi’s actual waifu.

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark 8 місяців тому +45

    Ah yes, the "form a mechanical spider lower body out of junk" course... good times.

  • @daksmyth9320
    @daksmyth9320 8 місяців тому +16

    "with all due respect -- which is none, because you're stupid"
    holy hell I'm stealing that one

  • @ryanrouse5590
    @ryanrouse5590 8 місяців тому +227

    “All this training about how to survive injuries that sound fatal really makes me feel like you don’t like my chances…”
    “…”
    “Did you ever hear the tragedy…”

    • @stefanbroers8146
      @stefanbroers8146 8 місяців тому +35

      oh a tragedy? i heard anakin wrote a thesis about a certain tragedy!

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 8 місяців тому +25

      ​@@stefanbroers8146what who's Anaki- That kid my (former) Master made as a test right before I killed him? He's got to only be like 9! How could he have written a thesis already‽‽‽

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 8 місяців тому +67

    Palpatine after leaving the room: "Well that was annoying. Still, could be worse. At least Maul doesn't insist on read me a thesis of some kind. That would really suck. Good thing my plan is foolproof so that'll never happen."

  • @israelnoble7614
    @israelnoble7614 8 місяців тому +40

    Like master like padawan, they really did practice how to properly fall down seemingly bottomless pits

  • @stooge389
    @stooge389 8 місяців тому +18

    I need like 400 more hours of Palpatine's apprentices questioning his... well, everything lmao

  • @kamillavalter
    @kamillavalter 8 місяців тому +42

    The saddest thing is that’s pretty much how their relationship looked like in the canon. Palps didn’t give a shit about Maul.

    • @talora5991
      @talora5991 8 місяців тому +2

      And in legends

    • @RFDN0
      @RFDN0 8 місяців тому +7

      Palps doesn't care about anyone but himself.
      Everyone/thing else is a piece on the board to give him what he wants.

    • @talora5991
      @talora5991 8 місяців тому +1

      @@RFDN0 yes

    • @pole8740
      @pole8740 7 місяців тому +2

      if it makes you feel any better, he probably could not give a single shit about vader either

    • @Cooli167
      @Cooli167 5 місяців тому +2

      @@pole8740 To be fair, if your best guy- which you've been influencing for over a decade to get him into the position, not to mention fighting the Second Greatest Jedi master with a huge risk of death or imprisonment- got himself maimed to master "high ground" **after** taking out most of the Jedi, making your empire, and defeating the greatest Jedi master yourself, you might care alot less too.

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 8 місяців тому +74

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of giving compliments to undeserving people? It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 8 місяців тому +8

    "It could lead to psychological damage."
    Oh, boy. I sure hope the _Sith_ isn't psychologically damaged! Surely that would interfere with his ability to utilize the Dark Side!

  • @israelnoble7614
    @israelnoble7614 8 місяців тому +43

    How many children did he run over before Anakin

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 8 місяців тому +6

      You don't wanna know...

    • @Roger00100
      @Roger00100 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@jlev1028 Some say that after obi-wan, it was cut short temporarily

    • @vaimantobe3034
      @vaimantobe3034 7 місяців тому

      Yes

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 3 місяці тому +4

    Plaguies: "What're they talking about now 11-4D?"
    11-4D: "Maul appears to be critiquing his training. And Sidious appears to be flexing his lightning fingies."

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 8 місяців тому +7

    Palpatine: If you're successful, it's because of me. If you fail, your fault.

  • @Death_Trooper645
    @Death_Trooper645 8 місяців тому +8

    Palpatine is the only person in this whole series who is sane. He’s just reacting to all the insanity around him

  • @ZeusAmun-pt9dc
    @ZeusAmun-pt9dc 8 місяців тому +7

    You would be surprised how many times light saber duels take place near a bottomless pit

  • @Darkenmal
    @Darkenmal 8 місяців тому +26

    Clearly he needs to write a thesis. Perhaps about some wise old sith?

  • @atimholt
    @atimholt 8 місяців тому +15

    The Phantom Menace is still the only piece of media I've seen with Darth Maul in it.

    • @theorixlux
      @theorixlux 8 місяців тому +16

      after that, he was just a half maul...

    • @isaiah55678
      @isaiah55678 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@theorixluxindeed, considering he was just HALF the man he once was.

  • @germanvisitor2
    @germanvisitor2 8 місяців тому +9

    Learning how to fall down seemingly bottomless pits did come in handy for both of them, huh.

  • @ricksimilar
    @ricksimilar 8 місяців тому +5

    I like how despite pointing out the insanity of the crime syndicate disjointed revenge plot, Maul will still go through with it. Truly he was well-trained.

  • @zachh6868
    @zachh6868 8 місяців тому +4

    That Maul inflection is crazy good

  • @cobra8888
    @cobra8888 7 місяців тому +3

    "You have been trained well my you..."
    "Yes on that matter, who is Kenobi? And why did you train my vocal cord to scream his name every time I get upset?"
    "......Oh shut up Maul and go fight Kenobi...I mean Jedi".

  • @AllisterVinris
    @AllisterVinris 8 місяців тому +12

    "Compliments are a lie,
    There's only Emotionnal Damage™" - Darth He 'On the dichotomy of the Sith Code' 69420 B.B.Y

  • @dimwarlock
    @dimwarlock 8 місяців тому +17

    The idea of a villain who just knows every single detail of what's going to happen is infuriating in canon, but hilarious in parody.
    They know when they're going to be humiliated, lose a ton of resourses and even be killed, but that's also part of the plan... for some reason.

    • @lordlittletoeq8537
      @lordlittletoeq8537 8 місяців тому +3

      Planning around their Planning around your Planning and so on

  • @legocrack1
    @legocrack1 8 місяців тому +12

    Now we know why Maul lost the fight against Obi Wan, he was psychologically damaged., everything makes sense now

  • @Kirk-36Moshpit
    @Kirk-36Moshpit 8 місяців тому +21

    "Why do you refuse your destiny as a Sith?"
    "Because your validational support plan sucks."

  • @francisweller839
    @francisweller839 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how everyone except Palpatine is trying to have real conversations while he tries to get them to play their parts in his plan which he refuses to tell anyone about.

  • @richardlionerheart1945
    @richardlionerheart1945 8 місяців тому +6

    "I can't operate at my best if i'm psychologically damaged" you're dark side user you quite litteraly do

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 8 місяців тому +4

    This Darth Maul guy really needs to stand on his own legs.

  • @mahpell7173
    @mahpell7173 8 місяців тому +3

    Now I want Maul and Anakin discuss this dichotomy.

  • @Spoit0
    @Spoit0 8 місяців тому +4

    If only Maul had heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagius the Wise. Alas, it appears to not be a tale the sith would tell you

  • @toonterraminegamer1234
    @toonterraminegamer1234 8 місяців тому +2

    Arguably, the dark side feeds off of psychological damage, making Maul more powerful. He was so angry at Obi-Wan for defeating him that he survived his fall. The pain and suffering caused by Vader’s suit made him more powerful as well.

  • @deadlypandaghost
    @deadlypandaghost 8 місяців тому +7

    Personally I would have spent a bit longer on the not getting cut in half lessons but this works too.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 8 місяців тому +4

    TBH, both of them were served by the admittedly esoteric focus on Fall-Survival.

  • @TheDlemo
    @TheDlemo 8 місяців тому +4

    I appreciate that you're a big nerd for the clone wars canon

    • @BigBossStatus1
      @BigBossStatus1 3 місяці тому

      Dint get to see it, but I've seen so many clips of Maul and their constant "somehow Maul is still connected" bits in the new lore is interesting

  • @FantomMisfit
    @FantomMisfit 8 місяців тому +4

    0:53 So that's what happened. Dude killed Qui Gon let Obi Wan have his rage out and then Force pushed him off to let him know who was wearing the pants and then was slashing at Obi Wan to motivate Obi Wan to win in order to spite Sidious. Masterful plan 😂

  • @richardthompson6366
    @richardthompson6366 7 місяців тому +2

    Psychological damage, the silent killer.

  • @francisweller839
    @francisweller839 5 місяців тому +1

    Even when he is at his best, Palpatine’s inability to effectively communicate makes it impossible for him to maintain control over his pawns

  • @chimaerabr
    @chimaerabr 7 місяців тому +3

    2 minutes and 33 seconds of Sam Witwer talking to himself

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 8 місяців тому +10

    Maul was in the wrong he needs to listen to the thesis of the dichotomy on compliments
    Only then can he understand sidious' inentions

  • @TonyFett66
    @TonyFett66 8 місяців тому +38

    Its funny that they both sound like Sam Witwer

    • @alexeysavelyev
      @alexeysavelyev 8 місяців тому +8

      well both voiced by him :)

    • @lost_dude
      @lost_dude 8 місяців тому +2

      @@alexeysavelyev palpatine wasnt voiced by witwer in tpm

    • @bobthespud9634
      @bobthespud9634 8 місяців тому +7

      @@lost_dude yes but he was in the force unleashed

    • @lost_dude
      @lost_dude 8 місяців тому +1

      @@bobthespud9634 oh ok

    • @Banazir-uz9zt
      @Banazir-uz9zt 8 місяців тому +4

      It doesn't quite sound like Sam Witwer though.
      Witwer's Palpatine has a weird retracted [s̺]-sound, where the original has [z] or [s]. Seriously, if you listen to Witwer's Palpatine (which is really great, don't get me wrong), you'll notice that "his Sith Master" would sound almost a bit like "hishsss Sshith Mashter". McDiarmid doesn't do it that extremely, if he does it at all. If you look up that one Rebels scene that got dubbed by both Witwer and McDiarmid, you can hear it pretty clearly. "Thisss is an opportunity we cannot passhhhsss. Sshkywalker's apprentisssh could lead us to other losssht Jedi." His [i:] at the end of words is also more open than McDiarmids, sounding more like [ɛ:]. "An opportunitehh".
      And when he is voicing Maul (which IS my favourite Witwer performance in SW) he has a weird tendency to make this weird little "fffhhhh" breathing sound at the end of some sentences, which I think is him either drawing in his breath or his saliva through his front teeth. It is really hard to unhear once you notice it. Just look up the Clone Wars' Satine Death Scene. "Your emotions betray you (hhh): Your fear (fffhhh) and yes your anger (fffhhhhh)! [...] SILENCE! You think you know me? (ffffthh) It is I who has anguished for years thinking of nothing but you! (ffffhhhhhh)"

  • @victoraabech2407
    @victoraabech2407 8 місяців тому +2

    "Call me a good boy or I won't do it" - Maul

  • @Odinfang
    @Odinfang 8 місяців тому +2

    Palpatine must be thinking that he really should have gone with the original plan of making Mother Talzin his apprentice 😂

  • @TerryBowles-qm3qc
    @TerryBowles-qm3qc 8 місяців тому +4

    Darth Maul has *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

  • @Carribla
    @Carribla 8 місяців тому +7

    If i had a nickel for every time a sith survived falling down a seemingly bottomless pit....

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 5 днів тому

      You'd have two knickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Also what the hell is a knickle?

  • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
    @VinluvAntonHandesbukia 8 місяців тому +2

    1:12 I like how Palps decides to rub it harder in Maul's face to prove a point

  • @ZReaders
    @ZReaders 8 місяців тому +2

    “It could be
    P S Y C H O L O G I C A L L Y D A M A G I N G
    to not receive compliments.
    I can’t operate at my best if I’m
    P S Y C H O L O G I C A L L Y D A M A G E D.”

  • @Beak0n
    @Beak0n 8 місяців тому +2

    Darth Plagueis audiobook last chapters:

  • @EDMemm
    @EDMemm 8 місяців тому +2

    Self-esteem gone, carry on

  • @thomasnewton2935
    @thomasnewton2935 8 місяців тому +2

    Conversations like these are why maul was always the strong silent type until he became 50% off.

  • @CygnusLaboratorys2056
    @CygnusLaboratorys2056 8 місяців тому +2

    the goddamn voice crack when he said "OKAY?!" at 1:02

  • @torik9300
    @torik9300 8 місяців тому +6

    This just sounds like Sam Witwer arguing with himself 😅

  • @standardbrickproductions3328
    @standardbrickproductions3328 8 місяців тому

    Discovered your star wars videos a month or so ago. Absolutely love them!! Hilarious everytime!!

  • @simonandreyevdestiny2
    @simonandreyevdestiny2 4 місяці тому +1

    i forgot that darth maul spoke in the phantom menace

  • @sodaman8888
    @sodaman8888 4 місяці тому +1

    The funny thing is that Maul does operate at his best while he's psychologically damaged

  • @chance1240
    @chance1240 8 місяців тому +1

    Here's an idea: episode 2 when obi wan is floating, being captured by dooku, dooku talks to obi Wan about HIS thesis on how sand was instrumental in the influencing of anakins thesis about dichotomy which would lead to the destruction of the jedi order.

  • @HonkaiMain
    @HonkaiMain 8 місяців тому +5

    Maul would've succeeded if he had learned of the dichotomy of Lord Plageuis the Wise.

  • @Erbors
    @Erbors 8 місяців тому +3

    In another universe in a galaxy far far away Darth Mail was reincarnated as Wimplo from Kung Pow. “We trained him wrong on purpose…as a joke!”

  • @daveOnYouTube
    @daveOnYouTube 8 місяців тому +3

    Maul 5 years later: Yeah I should have shut up and just listened.

  • @Dwayne_LaFontant
    @Dwayne_LaFontant 8 місяців тому +3

    Maul be like: where my hug at?

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 8 місяців тому +4

    Was Maul truly a bad guy in the end? Consider: just like Anakin, he never once used lightning fingies.

  • @AtlasTorment
    @AtlasTorment 8 місяців тому +1

    Ah, another great video. Subscribed!

  • @serenahiggins1849
    @serenahiggins1849 8 місяців тому

    This is a brilliant example of the dichotomy of life forms and the struggle of light and dark even within the ranks of the Sith. Trying to be light hearted with humor while needing to maintain the undeniable presence of what some would call evil.

  • @college54114
    @college54114 8 місяців тому

    Seals are good, and this video is great

  • @terrencemoldern2756
    @terrencemoldern2756 8 місяців тому +5

    I would love it if in one of these...
    Palpatine just lost it and started going on a rant about following the script and how he try’s his best but everyone around him always brings him down and ruins it 😂😂😂
    Bro needs to vent in one of these videos 😂

  • @Toolbeltbunnygirl
    @Toolbeltbunnygirl 7 місяців тому +1

    This stuff made my toes wiggle and my neighbors hear me laughing through closed windows...ok, is it a bad thing I'm a woman but if I trust you enough I'll bust out my dead on Palps impression? I feel it knocks my sex appeal down a couple rungs but damn does it feel good.

  • @elcalabozodelandroide2
    @elcalabozodelandroide2 8 місяців тому +1

    1:38 hey maul! , thats a history class that anakin would love to hear.
    Ancient sith lords used to do that all the time.

  • @shapular
    @shapular 8 місяців тому

    I both this and Solid jj's Yoda video in my subscriptions and thought you had uploaded twice today.

  • @pablovirus
    @pablovirus 8 місяців тому

    This channel never fails

  • @black2342
    @black2342 8 місяців тому +4

    Palpatine didn't taught Mual how to use the high ground.

  • @chrissaccary524
    @chrissaccary524 8 місяців тому +2

    Maul: bro you could psychologically damage me by refusing compliments
    Also maul: run over a bunch of kids? Weird but like, aright 🤷

  • @genx-odus5678
    @genx-odus5678 8 місяців тому +3

    Somehow..Maul returned…

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda 7 місяців тому +3

    Maul just wanted a dad…

  • @_Vengeance_
    @_Vengeance_ 8 місяців тому +2

    Palpatine: "Ugh, next time I get an apprentice, I should make sure he's psychologically damaged and give him a purposely badly designed suit that will make sure he stays psychologically damaged. That way he can't whine he'll get psychologically damaged if he receives no compliments"

  • @ileezamotherofrain4537
    @ileezamotherofrain4537 8 місяців тому +1

    Funny. I always thought pretty much this, about this scene in TPM. The guy who is supposed to do the work gets no praise, while the asshole who should ulitimately benefit takes the credit before anything even happen

  • @n00bplayer72
    @n00bplayer72 6 місяців тому +1

    I honestly love how Maul enunciates his words here
    "It could be
    *_P S Y C H O L O G I C A L L Y D A M A G I N G_*
    to not receive compliments.... I can't operate at my best if I'm
    *_P S Y C H O L O G I C A L L Y D A M A G E D . "_*

  • @lancetheking7524
    @lancetheking7524 3 місяці тому +1

    1:51
    ....
    I'm sorry was that Frieza

  • @konignickerchen7265
    @konignickerchen7265 8 місяців тому +2

    I hope Maul apologized after everything that happened.

  • @drrodopszin
    @drrodopszin 8 днів тому

    I will tell at work when they wanna put another crazy deadline on me that: "I can't operate at my best, if I'm psychologically damaged.'

  • @vonneely1977
    @vonneely1977 8 місяців тому

    Incredible voice impressions.