Use code DEFICIENTMASTER at checkout for a 30 day trial on any dScryb subscription! dscryb.com/deficientmaster So what game should I But Actually next?
Honestly, I just want to know how the hell you'd do Chess. Would it be 2vs2, as a party, each side trying to overthrow the other's king? Or, would it be DM (black) vs Players (white), and all the pieces as NPCs, travelling the square apportioned lands of Chez Bo-Ard? Could be fun...
The phrase 'I NEEEEEEEED IT' describes my very being watching this, as the true dice goblin DND enthusiast that I am. I will kill for a part 2, and join the bandit cult.
*STRIKES A CHORD* Guys I REALLY tried to help you by offering a village for free. What else can I do? Ah YES, maybe FOUR FREE WEEKS of Opus by clicking on the top link in the description. (PS: dude, I didn't expect that, I can't stop laughing).
@@TheADHDMwhat are you talking about? Are you doubting your faith? As a priest, all your action is holy and following the will of the gods! It was your duty to marry the noble’s daughter to the zombie!
@@TheADHDM first, bring them both to the father’s house so Zombie Horace can meet his in-laws. Maybe dad will talk some sense into her. Either way, Zombie will already be half way to his banshee wife. 😂
Gotta be D&D But Actually the Game of Life. Choose your class (college vs university is martials vs casters), gather your party (have kids), and face random encoutners all to buy a vacation home
i was literally so happy when i saw that this video had captions throughout the whole thing, much less COLOR CODED CAPTIONS?!?!??!? i have trouble with things like this and i also can have trouble differentiating between voices, so this is like a literal life saver for me and i truly appreciate whoever edited this video for putting in that amount of effort :D
Deficient you have this uncanny ability to make an hour feel like 20 minutes. Such a fun video. Would love to see dnd but actually it’s sorry, the amount of backstabbing potential. Like how most of my games go.
wow that was good! Props to the editor who did a full hour of color coded transcription *and* animation. This has definitely inspired me to play this with friends, and we *definitely* need a part 2. For the next game in this series I suggest Clue.
This feels like the perfect blend of the Chaos of D&D, with the Chaos of Magic the Noah's Videos, mixed with the burning hatred Monopoly induces into people, 11/10
THERE NEEDS TO BE A PART 2! I have to know what happens to the love triangle! Seriously, this was such a fun mashup. I can see this being done to games like Sorry and Life.
So for those wondering, it actually IS straight up the First Geneva Convention that actually forbid use of the Red Cross, the Red Crescent, or the Red Crystal Emblems by anyone other than the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement. This is to make sure that in the event that a soldier sees those symbols marked on anything, there can be no confusion as to what it means: That Red Cross/Crescent/Crystal being present means you are looking at Red Cross/Crescent/Crystal Equipment or Personal. Also in the exact same Article, which is Chapter IX Article 53, it is also forbidden to use the Arms of Switzerland(aka the White Cross on the Swiss Flag) for basically everyone not Swiss or with approval by the Swiss Government. The reason is actually the exact same as why the Red Cross/Crescent/Crystal is protected. The thing about the Red Cross is that it is literally a inverted color Swiss Cross. As such, there is the possibility of it getting confused in the heat of battle. So in order to not risk that issue, the Arms of Switzerland is also protected by the Convention. This does actually mean that the American Red Cross when it files a lawsuit about someone using it without permission doesn't even need to make a trademark claim, as the US is a signatory to the First Convention. As International Treaties signed by the US are explicitly treated as supreme law of the land according to the Constitution, Chapter IX Article 53 is just straight up US law. The American Red Cross is the only organization in the US with the right to decide how the Red Cross is used in the US. Trademark and Copyright are just straight up ignored here, the symbols are just outright protected. And yes, this does mean that there is no such thing as a fair use of the Red Cross, since fair use is part of said trademark and copyright law that does not apply here. Fun fact, Johnson and Johnson once tried to sue the ARC for putting the Red Cross on all first aid, safety, and disaster prepardeness products not licensed by J&J. You know, that symbol that is explicitly set out under US AND International Law as protected and reserved for use by the Red Cross. Needless to say, Johnson and Johnson's lawsuit was thrown out of court.
Today UA-cam has blessed me as it linked me to this channel. It has been so long since 'one more vid and i go to bed' has caused me to laugh this often. Thank you. Even had fun with the ad. Please do a part 2 and try to get a second game in.
You mean the game thats a metaphor of the pitfalls and gains of life and how its mostly up to chance and positioning? Would make things interesting if they used exploding avantage/disadvantage rolls.
I almost died when The cleric ended up in a bad situation sandwich😂😂😂😂 A Wizardly real estate scheme behind him, And having to deal with taxes while his sins lay bear in front of him! 😂😂😂😂😂 Gordon Ramsay: what are you?! The Cleric: an idiot sandwich.
You are a welcome edition to the D&D UA-cam space. Your energy, editing, and humor are incredible. This was some of the most entertaining D&D I have ever seen
Little did our intrepid crew know it was all but a game, and their so called "ownership" was meaningless... For unbeknownst to them the very earth itself was owned by another, the God King Haasäh Bröch!
I'm not familiar with this channel, but I took it as a convenient way to get a stopping point and gauge interest, not as in the game actually crashed. Hopefully.
No, dokapon is not monopoly. Dokapon is a rpg tabletop mario party that turns everyone against each other. Monopoly wishes it were as relationship destroying as Dokapon lol.
How to do the best D&D video ever made for UA-cam: make it not D&D. Amazing video, really excited for part two (and future D&D But Actually). When i saw that the video was going to end i was sad thinking you had just ended there for some reason. Good to see people were having fun and the game went on till the end (i hope)!
MORE!!! (please 😃) But seriously, all five of you were brilliant, there were no dull moments and the concept is genius. I subscribed and I'm waiting for part 2 and for more D&D but actually other classic board games.
100% I NEED TO SEE A PART TWO! Seriously, this was a lot of fun to watch. It would be really cool to see some version of this for people to play at home 👀
Me 1 hour ago: Bro 1 hour of Monopoly this is gonna be boring. Me now: Why no part 2 yet? First time watching this channel and I can't wait for the next episode! D&D will nake even the worst games fun
Yk it’s a good priest when they marry off a poor noble’s daughter to a zombie who is about to be wedded with someone else and then start talking with a spider about god
I would say this is very magic the Noah coded if it wasn't for the logical plot points and a general lack of immense suffering 😂 (Not to mention the great ui and visuals, this whole video is an absolute treat)
I really want to play this and see what other classes are like too. when I was younger I used to play Monopoly all the time. We had some house rules too, like if a player owned both utilities square they got to roll to shut off the utilities and all houses would be disabled until "the utility bill was paid." Also if you owned an adjacent railroad you could travel to it if you landed on your railroad. Coming up with fun RP style house rules was cool so this DnD version seems right up my alley.
docs.google.com/document/d/12GsynX3HlTr_zfzm1KEFj0AiABMuYstQ841agfAl41E/edit?usp=sharing This is what I was able to transcribe, some minor edits to smooth the flow of descriptions
Are these rules available? I totally want to run this some time. Seems like a great way to do something D&D adjacent if you’re feeling burnt out before a session.
docs.google.com/document/d/12GsynX3HlTr_zfzm1KEFj0AiABMuYstQ841agfAl41E/edit?usp=sharing This is what I was able to transcribe. some minor changes to the descriptions to make them flow better.
When I saw the video length, I didn't think I'd watch it, but this got me hooked. I would love a part two of this. I'm sure other classical board games would be fun to try. A chaotic one could be Uno, I'm sure.
Love this idea lol. DnDpoly is kinda awesome, tho I think if the rolls where a bit smaller (AC was a bit high) It might have been a bit easier since everyone is rolling with a +0 modifier.
Absolutely fantastic. This is so good, works so well, is so funny, but also looks fun to play. Plus, the video is of top notch quality. It cements you as my favourite TTRPG UA-camr.
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So what game should I But Actually next?
Clue! And if that is too on the nose.... CANDYLAND!
The Campaign for North Africa
Or Scrabble
Settlers of Catan. People quest for the resources near their adventurers towers, and it's a natrual hexcrawl, kind of....
Honestly, I just want to know how the hell you'd do Chess. Would it be 2vs2, as a party, each side trying to overthrow the other's king? Or, would it be DM (black) vs Players (white), and all the pieces as NPCs, travelling the square apportioned lands of Chez Bo-Ard?
Could be fun...
I can tell they're not actually your friends and just hostages in your basement because no friend would actually consent to playing Monopoly.
tbf, they had no idea they were play8ing monopoly until after they started
I always agree to play.... And then mercelesly rob the bank
They didn't consent :D
i dont know. im allways down to play monopoily with my mates. not sure if they want to play tho.
tHat's ridiculous, evEryone invoLved was really pumPed to play
no one was abdUcted, promiSe
Oh heck no, there is no way I’m watching 1 hour of you and your friends playing Monopol- wait, the video’s already over?
Well, that was certainly fun.
I did not expect to enjoy this video this much 😂
I had the same experience, didn’t realize I was at the end until I reached it
I agree.
LITERALLY!! I was thinking "Oh I'll probably get bored" and now I'm mad they don't have part two up yet 😂😂
this made go back and check of i actually was watching this for a whole hour
I really do like calling em dollars
I have been reading this for 20 minutes and finally got the reference lol
Nah. Thems dabloons.
@@GoldPrince2468pj
@@GoldPrince2468pp PPP plus 2 😊😊
yo ADHDM i cant lie the way you played the game is absolutely gold (if your not a faker pretending) nice job
"this game is letting me live out my wildest dreams. a bandit cult leader" being a landowner would also fit here
oof this one felt too real hahah
yea i mean def sounds the same to me lol
Please! We're trying for a modicum of realism here, "bandit cult leader" is already a far enough bridge, let's not get into the realm of pure fantasy
Very late but how dare you compare the two
that's very insulting to all bandit cult leaders.
So, to recap how on point this whole thing was:
Thief is dual wielding
Mage charmed everyone
Cleric married two people
Warrior almost died
And the Capitalist Dragon was forced to pay rent.
So just your average D&D session
Thank you so much for having me on board for this! The video is INCREDIBLE
Pun intended?
On board, eh?
ar
DND but actually Catan feels like an easy next step
I said the same thing before I started reading comments.
Bro the editing, the cast, the wacky idea, everything in this video is literally perfect!! I wish I could like it twice!
The phrase 'I NEEEEEEEED IT' describes my very being watching this, as the true dice goblin DND enthusiast that I am. I will kill for a part 2, and join the bandit cult.
*STRIKES A CHORD*
Guys I REALLY tried to help you by offering a village for free. What else can I do? Ah YES, maybe FOUR FREE WEEKS of Opus by clicking on the top link in the description.
(PS: dude, I didn't expect that, I can't stop laughing).
NOICE
I'm glad you got out of there before the [SPOILER] showed up.
@@TheADHDM I guess it was GM fiat to make that call early xD
Damn what a cliffhanger, we really need a part 2
I want a part 2 so I can resolve the unholy love triangle I unintentionally created
@@TheADHDM
Love triangle or harem? Lol maybe she's a ghost now too and you can officiate the wedding.
@@TheADHDMwhat are you talking about? Are you doubting your faith? As a priest, all your action is holy and following the will of the gods! It was your duty to marry the noble’s daughter to the zombie!
@@TheADHDM first, bring them both to the father’s house so Zombie Horace can meet his in-laws. Maybe dad will talk some sense into her. Either way, Zombie will already be half way to his banshee wife. 😂
@@peterbillings3276 ✍✍✍
Even in dnd monopoly, everyone decides the game is too long and starts making house rules to speed it up.
100%
You're not playing monopoly right if you don't do house rules.
monopoly is even slower then D&D combats lol
The in game Ad read is amazing
Gotta be D&D But Actually the Game of Life. Choose your class (college vs university is martials vs casters), gather your party (have kids), and face random encoutners all to buy a vacation home
Sweet mother of Odin 😂
Careful what name you use
i was literally so happy when i saw that this video had captions throughout the whole thing, much less COLOR CODED CAPTIONS?!?!??!? i have trouble with things like this and i also can have trouble differentiating between voices, so this is like a literal life saver for me and i truly appreciate whoever edited this video for putting in that amount of effort :D
Capitalism and Crusades is such a hilarious name!
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"
Deficient you have this uncanny ability to make an hour feel like 20 minutes. Such a fun video. Would love to see dnd but actually it’s sorry, the amount of backstabbing potential. Like how most of my games go.
I would absolutely unironically run this. 😂
Same, went to check the description, but no links
@@marcelomena113 he is no pointy hat unfort :L
I'm waiting for that kickstarter!
Next campaign I’m doing this😂😂😂😂
Sounds actually funny to make this a campaign without telling the playera
wow that was good! Props to the editor who did a full hour of color coded transcription *and* animation. This has definitely inspired me to play this with friends, and we *definitely* need a part 2.
For the next game in this series I suggest Clue.
You are a madman in the best possible way
This feels like the perfect blend of the Chaos of D&D, with the Chaos of Magic the Noah's Videos, mixed with the burning hatred Monopoly induces into people, 11/10
Was thinking the same thing😆
The work on this video, the editing, the game itself, this is an amazing use of monopoly and DnD and I applaud your creativity
THERE NEEDS TO BE A PART 2! I have to know what happens to the love triangle! Seriously, this was such a fun mashup. I can see this being done to games like Sorry and Life.
that has got to be the best play through of Monopoly I have ever witnessed.
This is one of the most creative D&D videos I've ever seen. I'm always amazed at what you do.
I could see a D&D Game of Life being amazing
👀
A game of strife - Instead of Marriage you get the opportunity to multiclass...
Seconded
Haha instead of going to college, it would be attending a Bard college. The druid's "circle" could be a neighborhood watch..
@@Maholix I want to apply for a Master of Battle Administration with a minor dip into Direct Marketing (Battlemaster with a Rogue dip)
Hopefully you make more of these style videos. This was my first of yours and I loved this and the ‘totally not clue’ one
I 100% endorse this game, and would love to watch more
So for those wondering, it actually IS straight up the First Geneva Convention that actually forbid use of the Red Cross, the Red Crescent, or the Red Crystal Emblems by anyone other than the International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement. This is to make sure that in the event that a soldier sees those symbols marked on anything, there can be no confusion as to what it means: That Red Cross/Crescent/Crystal being present means you are looking at Red Cross/Crescent/Crystal Equipment or Personal.
Also in the exact same Article, which is Chapter IX Article 53, it is also forbidden to use the Arms of Switzerland(aka the White Cross on the Swiss Flag) for basically everyone not Swiss or with approval by the Swiss Government. The reason is actually the exact same as why the Red Cross/Crescent/Crystal is protected. The thing about the Red Cross is that it is literally a inverted color Swiss Cross. As such, there is the possibility of it getting confused in the heat of battle. So in order to not risk that issue, the Arms of Switzerland is also protected by the Convention.
This does actually mean that the American Red Cross when it files a lawsuit about someone using it without permission doesn't even need to make a trademark claim, as the US is a signatory to the First Convention. As International Treaties signed by the US are explicitly treated as supreme law of the land according to the Constitution, Chapter IX Article 53 is just straight up US law. The American Red Cross is the only organization in the US with the right to decide how the Red Cross is used in the US. Trademark and Copyright are just straight up ignored here, the symbols are just outright protected. And yes, this does mean that there is no such thing as a fair use of the Red Cross, since fair use is part of said trademark and copyright law that does not apply here.
Fun fact, Johnson and Johnson once tried to sue the ARC for putting the Red Cross on all first aid, safety, and disaster prepardeness products not licensed by J&J. You know, that symbol that is explicitly set out under US AND International Law as protected and reserved for use by the Red Cross. Needless to say, Johnson and Johnson's lawsuit was thrown out of court.
you're awesome
A+ editing. This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen
Today UA-cam has blessed me as it linked me to this channel. It has been so long since 'one more vid and i go to bed' has caused me to laugh this often.
Thank you. Even had fun with the ad. Please do a part 2 and try to get a second game in.
Oh boy! Chutes & Ladders D&D 2! The Reckoning
You mean the game thats a metaphor of the pitfalls and gains of life and how its mostly up to chance and positioning?
Would make things interesting if they used exploding avantage/disadvantage rolls.
@@lunyxappocalypse7071 big agree!
the editing has no right to be this entertaining
I had no idea I would actually watch 1 hour of this, I love the synergy in this group!
Magic the Noah has created my new favorite UA-cam genre
You're a natural entertainer my friend, and such a gift to the D&D-tuber space. Thanks for this.
I almost died when The cleric ended up in a bad situation sandwich😂😂😂😂
A Wizardly real estate scheme behind him, And having to deal with taxes while his sins lay bear in front of him! 😂😂😂😂😂
Gordon Ramsay: what are you?!
The Cleric: an idiot sandwich.
A WHOLE HOUR OF DEFICIENT????? YOOOOOOOOOOOO
You are a welcome edition to the D&D UA-cam space. Your energy, editing, and humor are incredible.
This was some of the most entertaining D&D I have ever seen
Hasbro will absolutely steal this and make 4.000.000.000 Dollars in a single long rest with it.
Also the tentacle eye heads are copyrighted 😅
Little did our intrepid crew know it was all but a game, and their so called "ownership" was meaningless... For unbeknownst to them the very earth itself was owned by another, the God King Haasäh Bröch!
I have never wanted a tabletop simulator mod more than right now
The BBEG is Valefisk
What is that though?
@@Jeromy1986 he's a UA-camr who makes torture board games
You underestimate Valefisk
nah it's Magic the Noah
@@nemo53 eh, Valefisk is funnier
The algorithm blessed me with this gold today so...
I subscribed with notifs and desperately need MORE
learning that it crashed was the worst thing that could have happened :( I need a part two!!!
I'm not familiar with this channel, but I took it as a convenient way to get a stopping point and gauge interest, not as in the game actually crashed. Hopefully.
@@DiegoMS Oh got it! Thank you that makes sense!
Freakin' brilliant! How about... D&D but actually.. Hungry, Hungry, Hippogriffs!!
Baron Taron Von Skyler sounds like a guy that'd wear a monocle.
This is just as amazing as Magic The Noah. I love you both!! Editing is amazing, keep it up!!
"D&D but its actually Monopoly"
So, tabletop Dokapon. got it.
No, dokapon is not monopoly. Dokapon is a rpg tabletop mario party that turns everyone against each other. Monopoly wishes it were as relationship destroying as Dokapon lol.
The moment of realization was terrific
How to do the best D&D video ever made for UA-cam: make it not D&D.
Amazing video, really excited for part two (and future D&D But Actually).
When i saw that the video was going to end i was sad thinking you had just ended there for some reason. Good to see people were having fun and the game went on till the end (i hope)!
MORE!!! (please 😃) But seriously, all five of you were brilliant, there were no dull moments and the concept is genius. I subscribed and I'm waiting for part 2 and for more D&D but actually other classic board games.
Man, what a treat for a Monday. Great video.
Risk would be a killer game with classes.
100% I NEED TO SEE A PART TWO!
Seriously, this was a lot of fun to watch. It would be really cool to see some version of this for people to play at home 👀
Me 1 hour ago: Bro 1 hour of Monopoly this is gonna be boring.
Me now: Why no part 2 yet?
First time watching this channel and I can't wait for the next episode! D&D will nake even the worst games fun
Yk it’s a good priest when they marry off a poor noble’s daughter to a zombie who is about to be wedded with someone else and then start talking with a spider about god
can I get an Amen?
@@TheADHDM Amen 🙏
This is a joy to watch. You’re by far my favorite DnD UA-camr ! Thank you so much for the amazing content!
This is a phenomenal abstraction of what a hex crawl *should* play like.
Found your channel today with this video so I definitely vote for a part 2. The bride and husband story needs to be finished
I would say this is very magic the Noah coded if it wasn't for the logical plot points and a general lack of immense suffering 😂
(Not to mention the great ui and visuals, this whole video is an absolute treat)
Magic the Noah is good!
Pirateborg Battleship next?
I really want to play this and see what other classes are like too. when I was younger I used to play Monopoly all the time.
We had some house rules too, like if a player owned both utilities square they got to roll to shut off the utilities and all houses would be disabled until "the utility bill was paid."
Also if you owned an adjacent railroad you could travel to it if you landed on your railroad.
Coming up with fun RP style house rules was cool so this DnD version seems right up my alley.
You sucked me in
I hate watching other people play D&D, but this is a great! Great chemistry too! Now I need to follow everyone.
please do more of this! the editing was awesome and i was sat for the whole video!
Someone get No Rolls Barred... this might be an entertaining monopoly episode hehehe
OMG I SERIOUSLY NEED A SECOND PART, I WAS SO INVESTED THIS WAS SO FUN TO WATCH
Edit at 8:18 threw me. First person POV takes a left past the jail onto the magenta property, but it should be a right turn. Everything is flipped!
Such great quality editing for such a long video. Good stuff
Please tell me theres a PDF or something to get these rules cause im only a few minutes in and already loving it
docs.google.com/document/d/12GsynX3HlTr_zfzm1KEFj0AiABMuYstQ841agfAl41E/edit?usp=sharing
This is what I was able to transcribe, some minor edits to smooth the flow of descriptions
If I was invited to a D&D game with friends and it turned out to be Monopoly I would consider blocking everyone there.
CAN WE PLEASE GET A STAT BLOCK FOR MOH-NAH-PO’-LAY
Huh. It's just WotC on LinkedIn.
The ending is exactly why you don’t threaten a wizard. You threaten them and you *will* feel the backlash
I NEED rules of this game. Its AWESOME!!!
Got way more invested in this than I thought possible. I want part 2 real bad! Viv La Taron and Skyler!
Breath attack so powerful it crashes reality
Why is this so good?! I love the presentation. Please more homebrew stuff like this! Gives great inspiration.
There is interestingly a lack of No Rolls Barred mentioned here.
This video contains the best ad read I've ever seen on D&D UA-cam!
D&D but actually Hungry Hungry Hippos
That was the most enjoyable game of Monopoly I've ever witnessed.
But... WHAT IF .... they're gold dollars?
Please do a part 2. I am really invested as you guys made an 1hr video feel like 5 mins. But also I yelled noooo when you said the game crashed. ❤
It would be great to see: DnD, but actually The Game of Life
another great choice, yes
This
That "ope" at the very beginning got me. Made me feel welcomed, which was nice before settling in for the full hour.
Are these rules available? I totally want to run this some time. Seems like a great way to do something D&D adjacent if you’re feeling burnt out before a session.
docs.google.com/document/d/12GsynX3HlTr_zfzm1KEFj0AiABMuYstQ841agfAl41E/edit?usp=sharing
This is what I was able to transcribe. some minor changes to the descriptions to make them flow better.
" You win first prize in a charisma contest, collect 10gp from each non hostile player"
When I saw the video length, I didn't think I'd watch it, but this got me hooked. I would love a part two of this. I'm sure other classical board games would be fun to try. A chaotic one could be Uno, I'm sure.
2:02 is..that the sound in dishonored when corvo hides?? Lol
Love this idea lol. DnDpoly is kinda awesome, tho I think if the rolls where a bit smaller (AC was a bit high) It might have been a bit easier since everyone is rolling with a +0 modifier.
Who’s here in 2025?
I would watch so many episodes of this it's not even crazy. What an amazing and creative idea.
This was actually an awesome video, i really want more.
I'd watch hours of this, this is so entertaining
Absolutely fantastic. This is so good, works so well, is so funny, but also looks fun to play. Plus, the video is of top notch quality. It cements you as my favourite TTRPG UA-camr.
The following ad read npc is great, original, and not annoying in the slightest great work. Release part 2!!!
Damn, this was perfect. PART 2 PLEASE!!!! Lol
okay but like, I'd actually run this game and have tons of fun
I really want to see part 2. This is hilarious
This was really entertaining I need a part 2