The Acolyte Episode 4 - Why are the JEDI So DUMB

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  • @RolandoRatas
    @RolandoRatas 5 місяців тому +421

    This Acolyte show is so cringe it makes me wanna Puke Skywalker.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +52

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla 5 місяців тому +9

      Nice one.

    • @daisyblossomflowerchild9702
      @daisyblossomflowerchild9702 5 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @j3fr0uk
      @j3fr0uk 5 місяців тому +1

      Are you watchin it? If so, says more about you then the show...

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 5 місяців тому +4

      @@j3fr0uk that it says he’s a fan of Star Wars that HOPES Star Wars will make something good for once?? What is your point even

  • @Nick_Orion
    @Nick_Orion 5 місяців тому +272

    Step 1: ignore all star wars lore
    Step 2: write the worst possible script
    Step 3: blame the fans
    Step 4: repeat

    • @ThomasBlakely-f4x
      @ThomasBlakely-f4x 5 місяців тому +10

      Reset step 3 and change it to gaslight the fans

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 5 місяців тому +12

      step 4: repeat but make sure you write a worse script this time

    • @russianoverkill3715
      @russianoverkill3715 5 місяців тому +2

      Glad Disney follows George Lucas' instructions.

    • @joeyotero8589
      @joeyotero8589 5 місяців тому +3

      Step 5 profit

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ThomasBlakely-f4xnah, they are blaming star wars theory right now. Fucking insane.

  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 5 місяців тому +340

    "Jedi Wookie"
    "You have my attention."
    "He dies off screen."
    "And it's gone."
    "We didn't have enough money to do it on screen."
    "What was your budget again?"
    "Only a measly 200 million, there was simply no way to pay for it!"

    • @RebellionInHell
      @RebellionInHell 5 місяців тому +28

      It is Ghost in Game of Thrones season 8 all over again.

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 5 місяців тому +42

      I assume 100 Million went into DEI consulting firms.

    • @S-Fan2006
      @S-Fan2006 5 місяців тому +27

      Yeah, when you consider that Godzilla Minus One had a budget of ten to fifteen million dollars, and The Acolyte has roughly twenty times that, it makes you wonder how many people actually gave a flip about this series next to how many were most likely drunk while making this series, or if Disney was using AI to write this series, which just makes the whole thing even dumber because they likely wouldn’t need a budget for that.

    • @leonielson7138
      @leonielson7138 5 місяців тому +13

      @@bloodred255 It was probably spent in legal fees because Osha keeps misgendering everyone.

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 5 місяців тому +2

      @@RebellionInHell Nah, we actually cared a bit about ghost. Not so much this guy.

  • @ericvogt3993
    @ericvogt3993 5 місяців тому +388

    "Evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet.

    • @nicolasferreiro4492
      @nicolasferreiro4492 5 місяців тому +44

      When the jokes in the parody are done seriously...
      And Dark Helmet is more competent and imposing than most Disney time villains.

    • @chichiboypumpi
      @chichiboypumpi 5 місяців тому +16

      All hail Dark Helmet (imperial salute)

    • @Mitsoxfan
      @Mitsoxfan 5 місяців тому +10

      I wish Mel Brooks directed this. It would A) make sense and B) be intentionally stupid funny.

    • @Dragnumb55
      @Dragnumb55 5 місяців тому

      @@nicolasferreiro4492that’s fucking sad man

    • @jonathanmcniel6483
      @jonathanmcniel6483 5 місяців тому

      Tell that to God. Comment makes no sense.

  • @rainmorga
    @rainmorga 5 місяців тому +252

    It is not the Jedi's fault that the writers cannot make characters that are smarter than themselves.

    • @falxblade1352
      @falxblade1352 5 місяців тому +4

      Fun fact that still isn't applicable here: good writers actually can write characters smarter than them if they're willing to accept that they don't know everything and do research.
      Unfortunately for bad writers like these ones (or in other cases, good writers not allowed to by a director or something) pride cometh before the fall.
      Kinda funny to say that in June, I guess

  • @PhyllisLane-xj5uf
    @PhyllisLane-xj5uf 5 місяців тому +348

    The best part of the Acolyte is Angry Joe's reactions. We warned him, "Disney is about to sacrifice SW, on a religious altar". But he liked that altar. He likes the bloodthirsty god, that's it's built for. Watching something he loves burn on it, is soooo Cathartic.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 місяців тому

      AngryJoe has always been a modern woke shill tbh

    • @Soulreaper-1129
      @Soulreaper-1129 5 місяців тому +73

      Honestly I look forward to Wednesdays to watch Angry Joe’s, SWT, Tyrone Magnus, Alteori and Critical drinkers reactions to this 🤡 of a show.

    • @Markunator
      @Markunator 5 місяців тому +12

      LOL, what are you talking about? Angry Joe was one of the people who hated _The Last Jedi_ !

    • @Hugme778
      @Hugme778 5 місяців тому +2

      US AGAINST THEM US AGAINST THEM

    • @PhyllisLane-xj5uf
      @PhyllisLane-xj5uf 5 місяців тому +76

      @@Markunator Yeah I also remember him stomping his feet that Rey wasn't a Mary Sue. And attacking his own viewers because he didn't like their politics. He made it abundantly clear he hates people that disagree with him slightly, more than he loves Star Wars.

  • @suddenlythatenderman5800
    @suddenlythatenderman5800 5 місяців тому +156

    Ki Adi Mundi pressence is basically the female custodian incident of starwars...
    the lore has been retroactively changed to suit a random throw away thing..

    • @travishillsthedarkangelbun504
      @travishillsthedarkangelbun504 5 місяців тому +2

      Yep

    • @joseantoniomillabrito2764
      @joseantoniomillabrito2764 5 місяців тому +5

      This is not Mundi, It's Dickhead or Cone head Jedi. Dan Aykroyd in a Jedi's costume was a crossover misoportunity.
      Ridiculous? Perhaps you're not following things...

    • @vitaliyred622
      @vitaliyred622 5 місяців тому +24

      @@joseantoniomillabrito2764they officially said it is him…

    • @joseantoniomillabrito2764
      @joseantoniomillabrito2764 5 місяців тому +12

      @@vitaliyred622 also, officially doesn't make sense. The lore, the previous version, says it isn't. This is a retcon, and like a religion or cult, the majority must recognize it, believe in it. When Star Wars gets sold for pennies, the new owners most likely will retcon this to oblivion again to its original form.
      Besides, if this show gets shelved like Willow...well...

    • @davidring681
      @davidring681 5 місяців тому +8

      @@joseantoniomillabrito2764yeah it’s in the credits. They list him as Mundi

  • @Steroyd666
    @Steroyd666 5 місяців тому +98

    The writing is so bad that Alteori is gaslighting herself into thinking she's taking crazy pills. 😂

  • @Colorlightt
    @Colorlightt 5 місяців тому +73

    Its so funny how shes like "i dont know i dont know ive never watched the series really." but is almost correct about every assumption she makes.

    • @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu
      @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu 5 місяців тому +5

      Except for thinking the writers are shipping Osha & Yord, instead of Osha and Jecki.

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 5 місяців тому +103

    I've noticed with this show, along with all the other Disney Star Wars shows, that the characters don't even talk like Star Wars characters. The conversation between Osah and Jecki, in particular, felt more like they were two High School students talking about what they wanted to do after class was over and less like people from a galaxy far, far away.
    Edit: Also, this show feels like the crew took random pages of different drafts of the script, shuffled them around, stapled them together, and filmed the result.
    That's how jumbled and convoluted this show feels.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +41

      Most modern shows tend to feel like that now. You know what I've been watching that my husband introduced me to? Star Trek Enterprise! OMG I LOOOOOOVE IT!!! New adventure every night!

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla 5 місяців тому +17

      @@Alteori That's awesome! I've always defended Star Trek: Enterprise and felt that it fit pretty well with the other shows back in the 90s/2000s. It's definitely better compared to the current (fake) Trek shows. Enterprise, along with most of Star Trek, was also one of my Dad's favorites (R.I.P.).

    • @Byronic19134
      @Byronic19134 5 місяців тому

      That’s because it’s been confirmed they were flirting with each other in that scene.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 5 місяців тому

      @@tyrannozilla Enterprise may have it's faults, however it tried to fit into Star Trek. I feel the same with Strange New Worlds, while the other KurtzmanTrek is forcing itself in the worst way.

    • @BrettCaton
      @BrettCaton 5 місяців тому

      @@Alteori I miss Enterprise. It got better after the first season, and I loved the Birth of the Federation arc. I have wanted to see that since the 1970s.

  • @matane2465
    @matane2465 5 місяців тому +222

    $23 million to film people walking around a forest, which independent filmmakers will do because it doesn't cost anything to film in the woods.

    • @benmcreynolds8581
      @benmcreynolds8581 5 місяців тому +34

      Seriously. This show comes off so cheap & tacky.. It's not just the terrible writing & terrible acting. It's horrible set design, horrible world building, horrible camera work. It all makes this show feel so small. Like it's filmed in a single green screen room.. Grasping at awful CGI techniques to try and force any bit of a false reality into this mess of a show.
      It's so far from Legitimate Star wars movies that it feels as if this whole thing is a big parody.. A very expensive parody..

    • @ravezon
      @ravezon 5 місяців тому +8

      @@benmcreynolds8581 thats what happen when diversity 1st; skill and know-how 2nd. Woke at its finest. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

    • @Haterator
      @Haterator 5 місяців тому +15

      YET, they couldn't film the Wookie fight scenes because of budgetary reasons. You can't make this up....

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 5 місяців тому +8

      so much of that money got pocketed by producers, this is what always happens with woke grift, the people that crowbar themselves in always abuse it to get the dough

    • @nerychristian
      @nerychristian 5 місяців тому +3

      True. They must be laundering money.

  • @KadenBowker
    @KadenBowker 5 місяців тому +28

    “Characters in a story are only as smart as the person writing them”

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 5 місяців тому +34

    The Acolyte: We have a Wookie Jedi now. Super cool!
    Fans: Can we see it?
    The Acolyte: No, STUPID.

  • @StarlingInSpace
    @StarlingInSpace 5 місяців тому +63

    In the second episode they literally let qimir go after they got recorded evidence of his involvement in torbins murder by him providing Mae the poison. he also mentioned a potential darkside/sith master and the Jedi don’t mind trick him to tell the truth or arrest him for assisted murder. The writers have the plot and characters function irrationally in an vain attempt to make the Jedi look worse or plain dumb

    • @leonielson7138
      @leonielson7138 5 місяців тому +10

      In the minds of the writers, consequences and especially capital punishment are evil things.

    • @S_raB
      @S_raB 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, all they needed was dialogue like,
      "We planted a tracker on him. He'll lead us right to Mae....and then, if there truly is a Sith, they will all tumble into our trap like a [insert SW reference for a dumb creature easily captured]."

    • @BoSmith7045
      @BoSmith7045 5 місяців тому

      Did they ever address the fact that he probably also killed the shop owner? I really don't understand what gets you arrested here.

    • @leonielson7138
      @leonielson7138 5 місяців тому +2

      @@BoSmith7045 You are right, in that the writers shouldn't be leaving all these loose ends flapping around. The only reason I can come up with is that the possible murder of the previous shop owner was a local matter, likely already investigated and dismissed. Still, the Jedi have him on Accessory to Murder a Jedi, which should have a more serious penalty than a warning. Maybe he spun a convincing enough tale about being coerced by Mae that the Jedi didn't feel the need to question him further, but that's still something that the audience should have been shown/told and would have required a manipulation of the Force (it's a Force technique used in the Fate of the Jedi series by Jedi being possessed by Abeloth).

  • @Eficiente_VSB
    @Eficiente_VSB 5 місяців тому +12

    May doesn't even feel regret for the people she killed and attacked. She only talked about dodging the repercussions from the info she can give, meaning that she's unwilling to take the repercussions and give that info at the same time, it HAS to be a bargain. If she talks about feeling regret in a future ep, we know what microscopic standards she's using.

  • @jhoang3671
    @jhoang3671 5 місяців тому +22

    This is the thing Disney does not get about geek culture.
    Geeks are super knowledgeable about the brand they've got, they are hard to please and story telling needs to be top notch over everything else.

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 5 місяців тому

      You buy an IP that has a male dominant fanbase and you spend the next few years trying to Frankenstein monster it into a female brand
      This shows lack of respect for the IP which comes from a lack of understanding why the fans became fans in the first place

  • @biancastott1403
    @biancastott1403 5 місяців тому +55

    Alteori doing the lords work reviewing BOTH the Acolyte and Dr Who 🙌

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +14

      It's almost over lol

    • @JediDrPepper049
      @JediDrPepper049 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Alteoriwon't be over til Disney is.

    • @bros4654
      @bros4654 5 місяців тому +1

      "No one's ever REALLY gone."
      - Red Letter Media

  • @molek5823
    @molek5823 5 місяців тому +128

    Light sabers only kill men, women only get flesh wound!!!

    • @fafafafafafa6879
      @fafafafafafa6879 5 місяців тому +1

      Satine?

    • @revolvertaco7493
      @revolvertaco7493 5 місяців тому

      Women are killed by tiny knives, a little prick if you will.

    • @darkraiking680
      @darkraiking680 5 місяців тому +1

      @@fafafafafafa6879I thought she lived? Idk, I didn’t Watch Ashoka

    • @Good_Boy_3000
      @Good_Boy_3000 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@darkraiking680Satine is a different character from Sabine.
      She was the Duchess of Mandalore and Obi-Wan's ex.

    • @darkraiking680
      @darkraiking680 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Good_Boy_3000 ah, my mistake. Their names are just so similar.

  • @DreamsOfLegend
    @DreamsOfLegend 5 місяців тому +36

    C'mon Alty....we both know why the "is he a THEY?" was in there!
    😅🤙

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 5 місяців тому +6

      Basil the Otter git spray bottled ny a droid!
      XD

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 5 місяців тому

      I find it funny it's done in the name of inclusivety without given a second thought to any gendered languages out there or their speakers. Let me just ignore my mother's tongue and centuries old culture real quick because Harvey Weinstein's enables feel like pretending they care about the plebs.

  • @florindancaci6678
    @florindancaci6678 5 місяців тому +33

    Problem is, she ALREADY defeated one jedi master without a weapon, when she guilt tripped him into consciously drinking poison. What else is there to the test?

    • @PrimeCypher
      @PrimeCypher 5 місяців тому +7

      The answer is clear but dumb. The master wants her to overpower a Jedi master with the force

    • @rossjones8656
      @rossjones8656 5 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@PrimeCypher dumb indeed. Beat a jedi with the force but I will not teach you any special force skills that could allow you to do that. I haven't seen any yellow eyes or anything like that to indicate the dark side.

    • @sab3redg333
      @sab3redg333 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rossjones8656 indeed the teach yourself method of teaching and i the teacher will only come back for the final exam

    • @rossjones8656
      @rossjones8656 4 місяці тому +1

      @@sab3redg333 at least that method you should at least inform your student of some tricks and then they figure out the rest.

  • @tabaflip
    @tabaflip 5 місяців тому +2

    "They? It's just one. Why plural? I don't understand. "
    Alteori must be protected at all costs. ALL COSTS!

  • @stevecaldwell8740
    @stevecaldwell8740 5 місяців тому +24

    It seems like a theme of this will be the victim-perpetrator paradox to suggest that someone isn’t accountable for previous crimes.
    I wonder how much of that is inspired by Les Headland’s previous job…?

    • @danielwright3929
      @danielwright3929 5 місяців тому +7

      You’re right. It seems like this whole story is an allegory for her time working under a creep, paired with her toxic relationship with her sister because of her affiliation with said creep. Headland said in promos that she drew from her personal experiences and her messed up sibling rivalry. I think she should get extensive psychotherapy, work out her issues, before attempting to write another script.

  • @jcfra420
    @jcfra420 5 місяців тому +55

    Tell you right now, that dude is not her master. They will pull a "Taskmaster" and one of her mothers is going to end up being Mae's master. Then the Jedi will fail, and Mae and Osha will defeat her. Mae will become a Jedi to make amends, and Osha may die.

    • @ChrisPierce-y1r
      @ChrisPierce-y1r 5 місяців тому +1

      I really think that this sith should be darth Tenebrous and his master cause his master was killed by him in 167 bby and the acolyte takes place in 132 bby so he would have took pluguis as his apprentice around 167 bby so if they are not trying to kill cannon it would have to be darth Tenebrous and his master a Twi'lek to which we have no name..

    • @robertgray1365
      @robertgray1365 5 місяців тому +3

      It's the blue chick.

    • @ChrisPierce-y1r
      @ChrisPierce-y1r 5 місяців тому +1

      @@robertgray1365 if its the blue chick then it brakes cannon not ok with that.. but realy im not surprised

    • @robertgray1365
      @robertgray1365 5 місяців тому +6

      @@ChrisPierce-y1r breaking canon didn't stop them the last 10 times they did it, I doubt it will now.

    • @callumholland8932
      @callumholland8932 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ChrisPierce-y1r it's the witch mother probs she's credited in 6 episodes (or a fat launder) the crazy one that's posting raps calling us all sorts lol

  • @abstractjwl806
    @abstractjwl806 5 місяців тому +77

    Headland’s Jedi are dumb because that’s how her twisted mind interprets the Light Side. She’s inherently an evil person so everything she does is tainted by it. Her Jedi are bastardized.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 5 місяців тому +5

      Was she the one talking about how there is no light and dark/ good and evil in Star Wars and that everyone is the good guy in their point of view?

    • @bujindork
      @bujindork 5 місяців тому

      The jedi were dumb in the prequels also.

    • @g00gleisgayerthanaids56
      @g00gleisgayerthanaids56 5 місяців тому

      Star wars has always suffered from god awful writing, its amazing that it has to actually beat you over the head with it for yall to realize... the original trilogy has terrible writing as well... hell, yoda only exists vecause george lucas fucked up by killing off obi wan kenobi in the first film...

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple 5 місяців тому +3

      @@starkiller1289 she has said that she identifies as Sith or with the Sith. She just doesn't get the essence of star wars.

    • @alexkoronec4326
      @alexkoronec4326 5 місяців тому

      How can she identify with star wars movie. When first she saw films or read 📚 any novels. This is her own twisted words and characters

  • @otakujay92
    @otakujay92 5 місяців тому +5

    “Murderer! It’s your fault he’s dead!” 😂 that almost made me spit out my coffee! 😂

  • @nikkouyasha
    @nikkouyasha 5 місяців тому +15

    “Master” Jedi: “She killed two Jedi masters.”
    Me: Technically she killed one, the other offed himself but hey I won’t stop you from being an idiot.

  • @FrostbiteDigital
    @FrostbiteDigital 5 місяців тому +90

    Ki Adi Mundi should not be here lol. His very presence in this show breaks established lore. They broke canon again 😂

    • @InesVandehoof
      @InesVandehoof 5 місяців тому +33

      And changed his Bio in real time on wookipidia

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple 5 місяців тому

      Their incompetence and ineptitude has been on display throughout. The show is so bad. Disney has so much material they could simply adapt but the insist on being dumbasses and doing it the dumbest way imaginable. I know Kathleen Kennedy is an idiot who thinks there's no source material, but does Iger know that when they bought Lucasfilm/Star War that they have a ton of source material they simply could be adapting?

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +29

      @@InesVandehoof Like Warhammer? Lol

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 5 місяців тому +6

      And it won't be the last time

    • @InesVandehoof
      @InesVandehoof 5 місяців тому +3

      @Alteori then their defender would say what does it matter , they are not real 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmastriano7566
    @michaelmastriano7566 5 місяців тому +3

    It's almost as if the show written and directed by people who had no idea wtf they were doing

  • @retroboomer3197
    @retroboomer3197 5 місяців тому +65

    So many people are happy this show is pissing people off. Imagine being happy that a television show is purposely manipulating you and bragging about it. We truly do live in the dumbest timeline. It used to be conspiracy theorists pointing this out, and everyone called them crazy. Now the showrunners are openly and proudly admitting they're trying to piss you off, and when people point it out, they still call them crazy and praise the showrunners for doing it. Wild. Just wild.

    • @PhyllisLane-xj5uf
      @PhyllisLane-xj5uf 5 місяців тому

      Did you...did you just learn?
      Yes this is how politics/corruption works. You start a conspiracy. You call as many people that figure you out, as crazy loons. And as soon as you have enough people wrapped up in your conspiracy, you force the populace to comply.

    • @PhyllisLane-xj5uf
      @PhyllisLane-xj5uf 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh look yt hid my comment again. You'll have to switch on "newest" to see it.

    • @ericvogt3993
      @ericvogt3993 5 місяців тому +6

      There are also lifelong fans sick of seeing something they love being dragged through the mud. There's that too.

    • @jroldo8353
      @jroldo8353 5 місяців тому

      @@PhyllisLane-xj5uf the moment I see yt, I disregard anything said.
      Go slurp some mud ghetto trash.

    • @ssharp755
      @ssharp755 5 місяців тому

      It's almost like the 'conspiracy theorists' were actually correct and didn't deserve the castigation and assumptions of bigotry by credulous buffons like yourself, eh. Perhaps those people are just happy that the name calling loyalist jackasses are finally seeing with clearer eyes....

  • @spookykouki8970
    @spookykouki8970 5 місяців тому +3

    It’s ironic how green headed lady is upset that she believes Sol kept the information from her, yet she refuses to let the high council know about what’s going on, like wtf is this story😂

  • @Wreck1990
    @Wreck1990 5 місяців тому +42

    Alteori is as angry as she is thirsty.

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 5 місяців тому

      Maybe the more angry she gets then the more thirsty she becomes?

  • @edgelordleon5859
    @edgelordleon5859 5 місяців тому +10

    "The only lips you need to open are the ones between your legs." - Alteori, 2024
    Brilliant quote. *Shia Labeouf clapping meme*

  • @L337M4573RK
    @L337M4573RK 5 місяців тому +9

    "Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice." ~ Yoda

    • @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu
      @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu 5 місяців тому

      That actually doesn't make a ton of sense either. How does Yoda even know that, when Bane's rule of two came in when he staged the fall of the sith empire and hid from the jedi that anybody survived?
      Plus, if you know about the rule of two at all, basically the second thing you learn is that almost all sith cheat to gain the upper hand in the paradigm of the master and the apprentice trying to kill each other to determine who's fittest - either the apprentice recruits an apprentice of their own to double-team the master, the master prepares a backup spare apprentice, or both.
      I guess janky writing isn't a new issue in this IP.

    • @L337M4573RK
      @L337M4573RK 5 місяців тому

      @@xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu Yeah...no. There's always 2, just one dies before the next steps in, and that doesn't mean that there can't be more than one master/apprentice Sith pair at the same time. Stop taking your own delusions as "fact", and respect the REAL fact that a canonical quote from a previous Star Wars film destroys your BS.

    • @zachowon
      @zachowon 5 місяців тому

      ​@xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu there are always two. The other one almost always has one under him.
      So there is always three but only two are known by the master

    • @L337M4573RK
      @L337M4573RK 5 місяців тому

      @@zachowon Go seek mental help, because that didn't make any sense.

    • @sab3redg333
      @sab3redg333 4 місяці тому

      @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu you're over thinking it friend. There has been additional addendums to the rules to allow for more Darksiders to exist but the rule of two references the sith lords. These are the elites of the Darkside who are immensely powerful and most importantly know the sith grand plan. The rule of two is included in the sith code which is an actual transcribed code in the form of sith holocrons so its able to survive throughout the years so its not impossible for the jedi to gain knowledge of the code through those means.
      Now while the sith have been known to cheat that didn't became so badly abused until the time of palpatine allowing the Jedi to fall into a false sense of security not really focused on the reality of the rule being bent.
      From the sith perspective the rule of two was upheld as long as the student does not have an indisposable assassin. Think darth maul who has been told to be palpatine's assassin while palpatine's master still lived and the only reason why it was not considered a betrayal by plaguius was because they considered maul disposable and ignorant of their larger plans. In contrast this is why in the clone wars show doouku was ordered to get rid of his apprentice because palpatine feared she has lived too long, grown to powerful and would know more than she should.
      Yeah its still bending the rules and i can see where you are coming from but palpatine and plaguius were politicians and skirting the line was always a political tool

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 5 місяців тому +5

    Yesterday, Actor Donald Sutherland of The Hunger Games franchise, MASH, Klute, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, Outbreak, FALLEN, Eye Of The Needle, Don't Look Now, and The Dirty Dozen, passed away at the age of 88, following a long illness. 1935-2024.

  • @1BadBunyip
    @1BadBunyip 5 місяців тому +14

    I've just come here for your giggle. gets me laughing with you. Bless

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 5 місяців тому

      It is the best giggle 😂

  • @joseantoniomillabrito2764
    @joseantoniomillabrito2764 5 місяців тому +7

    We have reached the peak of multiple nicknames and puns on record...and there's plenty of room to go further.
    The Sky-walker was not the limit, apparently.

  • @theoneglorylucky3071
    @theoneglorylucky3071 5 місяців тому +14

    now i cant unsee the neckguy , damn you alteori

  • @johnnylight0
    @johnnylight0 5 місяців тому +8

    I want Sol to be like "Come on Osha. What dat ting you twins say? SISTAH SISTAH"

  • @merikmalhads1676
    @merikmalhads1676 5 місяців тому +14

    A sith 1v8ing jedi with a force push? Uh huh... if they were off guard maybe but they saw him approach and were ready. The force isn't a one-sided magic system, you can always push back

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 5 місяців тому

      Especially since on the space lesbian planet 2 not-jedi pushed back against evil twin whatever-her-name-is.

    • @S_raB
      @S_raB 5 місяців тому +1

      You just don't realize the writers are dark side, all the way; therefore, they've made it better, stronger, more powerful....cuz reasons.
      Also, "Canon & lore are just suggestions," so please stop using them to defend your Sith-ism, sexism, racism, misandry, misogyny, etc.

    • @riduckulus1574
      @riduckulus1574 5 місяців тому

      Kinda puts a dent in the "power of many" from the last episode doesn't it?

    • @zachowon
      @zachowon 5 місяців тому

      In the old republic game cutscenes and trailers, this happens somewhat so it can happen.
      But that is Malgus and he would wipe the floor woth every jedi and sith in this series

  • @novaseeker
    @novaseeker 5 місяців тому +43

    Why are the sith helmets getting dumber and dumber looking?

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 5 місяців тому +1

      Because old raisin Palpatine isn't the one doing the designs. Kylos was ok I guess but it's all downhill from there.

    • @S_raB
      @S_raB 5 місяців тому +1

      Inquisitors have some good ones from the Jedi games. Like why couldn't they take one of those as inspiration? Instead we got man in the iron mask cosplaying as a Sith

    • @xanderpiz8770
      @xanderpiz8770 5 місяців тому

      The one in Acolyte looks like someone cut up a biker jacket, threw it to the actor and said "wrap your head in that".

  • @UnifiedEntity
    @UnifiedEntity 5 місяців тому +6

    Just remember....Lee Jung-Jae (Squid game actor) .....took god knows how much time....to learn english to be apart of a Star Wars project. The odds were not in his favor with THIS being the one.

  • @RenThraysk
    @RenThraysk 5 місяців тому +14

    Characters can only be as intelligent as the writers.

  • @LordB-dg8ks
    @LordB-dg8ks 5 місяців тому +12

    Show: We're giving the single animal a they/them pronoun to show how woke we are
    Normal thinking person called Alteori: Why are they referring to a single animal in the plural? Is there more than one on the ship? Is it a male only species? Why are they doing this, it makes no sense.
    Thank you for demonstrating why this they/them stuff is so stupid.

    • @iceprism367
      @iceprism367 5 місяців тому

      Fr, even though Star Wars has self aware aliens people would probably still use "it" unless they are familiar with the species being one of the intelligent ones. This otter thing just seems like a regular creature so it's like they think you can "misgender" an animal. Not to mention it's a stupid concept when used on humans as well.

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 5 місяців тому +1

      Now I may be playing devil's advocate but this is also insult to non-binary people who are genuinely good people and aren't so obsessed of their own sexual identity.

    • @iceprism367
      @iceprism367 5 місяців тому +1

      @@georgeray1906 Your reply made me come back to realize UA-cam seems to have deleted my previous reply here, lmao.
      But yeah, I feel like even those who identify with the whole "non-binary" concept should feel offended by this as well since the show's basically implying they have to be coddled or can't speak for themselves to correct people.

  • @ad-sd-vids5332
    @ad-sd-vids5332 5 місяців тому +2

    This is one of those scripts where every line of dialogue is characters saying to each other what they already know or what the audience already knows

  • @thomodachi
    @thomodachi 5 місяців тому +15

    Everytime I am about to say something condescending to somebody from now on, I will follow it up with "even a hologram can tell me that" 😂

  • @Aphichat.
    @Aphichat. 5 місяців тому +34

    When you put bunch of young writers to write a fantasy universe in one year. With zero experience. When you have a shite leader. Doesnt know jack shite about creating a universe.

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 5 місяців тому

      I can write a fantasy better than this with no experince.
      Wth is the staff doing.

  • @superionmaximus9900
    @superionmaximus9900 5 місяців тому +1

    1:14 - 'Green head granny Gamora" - Okay I watched this in the morning while drinking my morning coffee. That almost made coffee come out my nose! Thank you for the laugh. That was a great description!

  • @PaulLeach123
    @PaulLeach123 5 місяців тому +3

    That wookie looks like Harry and the Hendersons

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple 5 місяців тому

      My friends and I have been calling him that. It's a really poor suit/ costume. Head looks incorrect for the body. Prequel wookies looked amazing, and then of course there is good ol' Chewie. Budget was really wasted on this show.

  • @matane2465
    @matane2465 5 місяців тому +30

    "Oh my Science, a Space otter"

  • @mhollman8650
    @mhollman8650 5 місяців тому +20

    Step 1
    Make a god awful show written by clowns.
    Step 2
    Blame the TOXIC ISMs
    Step 3
    Repeat
    Disneys Business plan

  • @SureJungle23247
    @SureJungle23247 5 місяців тому +12

    The green one looks like Gumbi's mum. It's easy to kill a Jedi without weapon, use a trap, a trap is not a weapon as you don't wield it.

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple 5 місяців тому +2

      Adam does movies dubbed her Martian Manhater and I'm rolling with that. Seems to be sticking. 😂

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 5 місяців тому +1

      I mean, if that were to count, then wouldn't Torban drinking the poison also count?

  • @Cybeldar
    @Cybeldar 5 місяців тому +7

    You heard it from the whor, i mean horses mouth.😂

  • @bshatney
    @bshatney 5 місяців тому +12

    Ladies and gents, the best character in this show... Rumpelstiltskin Tony Soprano goblin.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +1

      😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelbrashears8293
    @michaelbrashears8293 5 місяців тому +5

    Starkiller from the "forced unleased" series was a far better written character and he was in a video game series. Just sad Disney has fallen so far. Great video as usual thank you.

  • @RazvanMihaeanu
    @RazvanMihaeanu 5 місяців тому +4

    0:50 "... try to find the Wookie!"
    Damn, that was... dirty talk!

  • @novaseeker
    @novaseeker 5 місяців тому +38

    I have to say, the writing in this show is fifty seven different kinds of stupid...

    • @mphoramathe1801
      @mphoramathe1801 5 місяців тому +1

      only 57?

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 5 місяців тому

      ​@@mphoramathe180158

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 4 місяці тому

      It's part of the inclusion - so that every kind of idiot feels represented

  • @AsusanXT
    @AsusanXT 5 місяців тому +10

    I'm gonna assume they are gonna use the bugs on the trees to make an escape or some shit like that. You know the obvious foreshadowing, if they are smart enough to use it, lol.

  • @ItatsuMagnatsa
    @ItatsuMagnatsa 5 місяців тому +2

    Master Ki'Adi Mundi wasn't even Born at this time, so I heard. So it doesn't make sense for him to be here. He's introduced at least 40 years later, AND in the Phantom Menace he says "The Sith have been gone for over a Thousand Years." Paraphrasing, but still.

    • @Ikerasonita_Keneselsa
      @Ikerasonita_Keneselsa 5 місяців тому +2

      apparently they changed the lifespan of his species specifically for him to be in that scene because they wanted yoda but couldn't get him

    • @ItatsuMagnatsa
      @ItatsuMagnatsa 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Ikerasonita_Keneselsa yeah... just Rewrite the Lore to suit their Needs right?

  • @Driger1792
    @Driger1792 5 місяців тому +5

    I got the fellowship vibe in the scene you sang the wizard of oz song. lol but yours works too

  • @Hiccuple
    @Hiccuple 5 місяців тому +9

    Dumbass script....😂😂😂😂 this has me crying from laughing so hard. I love your delivery😂😂😂

  • @1shogunate696
    @1shogunate696 5 місяців тому +2

    It’s really hilarious that the show keeps reminding the viewers that she needs to kill the Jedi without a weapon especially after using throwing knives to kill Trinity. Also there’s absolutely no subtlety in this show whatsoever

  • @CATSatapokertable
    @CATSatapokertable 5 місяців тому +1

    LITERALLY FIRST PART OF THE JEDI CREED"THERE IS NO EMOTION!!!!!"WTF😂😂😂

  • @WilliamMosicki-Nystrom
    @WilliamMosicki-Nystrom 5 місяців тому +13

    Star Wars under Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland is an absolute circus and all the competent clowns are all dead.

  • @nathanlewin5584
    @nathanlewin5584 5 місяців тому +1

    Recently found this Channel, Love it already! Thank you Alteori 🥰

  • @mrshadow2514
    @mrshadow2514 5 місяців тому +1

    Don`t want them wonder off "with a light saber" :))) Jedis are like kids you don`t want them to wonder off with scissors :))

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 5 місяців тому +1

    Honestly one of the most ridiculous things I've noticed is just how emotional the Jedi are. Obviously a Jedi isn't supposed to be completely emotionless, but in the _real_ Star Wars they were always more contained and controlled. We have completely left behind the original concept of the Jedi being these sort of Zen masters.

  • @Sheemer2
    @Sheemer2 5 місяців тому +1

    The video had already earned a like from me but the whiplash comment cemented it. As for smart characters, writers don't necessarily have to be as smart as the characters they are writing, but they at least have to not be stupid because stupid shines through and ruins suspension of disbelief.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +2

      That's what I was telling someone and they told me to shut off my brain 😂😂😂😂 like suspension of disbelief works when you can trick the brain into believing it and it will shut off on its own.

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 5 місяців тому

    Definitely one of the better reviews of the series I’ve come across. It’s refreshing to see the perspective of someone who’s not necessarily a fan of the franchise and has no expectations

  • @theknightjester
    @theknightjester 5 місяців тому +7

    Im sorry we all had to live to see this sad state of Star Wars.
    Im still trying to catch lightning and leave this cursed reality and time line.

    • @Hiccuple
      @Hiccuple 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, think I've been born a generation too late, or kept a generation too long. Sad to see the massive decline of Western media to its current state.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm from the mid 90s and what's happening to our media and social morals is a tragedy. Tv, movies, video games all of it is tainted

  • @FantasticJay18
    @FantasticJay18 5 місяців тому +8

    4:30am, can't sleep and this comes out, fuck me😂😂😂

  • @tsuna6240
    @tsuna6240 5 місяців тому

    Love your non biased and real take in your commentary Alteori ❤ keep it up girl

  • @mjbull5156
    @mjbull5156 5 місяців тому +9

    Because the characters can only be as smart as the writer's are capable of being?

  • @jetlorider
    @jetlorider 5 місяців тому +1

    Loved it! your analysis is very analytical.

  • @brianbrantner
    @brianbrantner 5 місяців тому

    I have to say your uninfluenced perspective paired with your wit is highly entertaining. Looking forward to your next Acolyte review

  • @donaldsmith8648
    @donaldsmith8648 5 місяців тому +6

    Ki Adi mundi wasn't even born yet so he shouldn't have been there.. these people know nothing about StarWars. He was born 93bby. That's what it says on the back of his action figure I have

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 5 місяців тому +1

    Alteori's thirst for the toy-boy jedi dude is growing strong

  • @Greenlion781
    @Greenlion781 5 місяців тому

    This didn't occur to me until now watching some of these clips on your video, but honestly The Acolyte has borderline "The Room"-level dialogue.

  • @bayushiteishiru6291
    @bayushiteishiru6291 5 місяців тому +1

    Characters can only be as smart as the writer.
    Turns out that they can be as moral too.

  • @xtrafunk
    @xtrafunk 5 місяців тому +2

    I had this playing in the background, and hearing that osha-yord anime roleplay definitely snapped me out of what I was doing 🤣
    like "I can s that d tho daddy" - whatdidshesayyyy?

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +1

      💀💀💀💀

  • @Bob.Roberts
    @Bob.Roberts 5 місяців тому

    The allusion with the long neck guy being able to...take care of himself was golden.

  • @fusionmasterable
    @fusionmasterable 5 місяців тому +1

    Watching you review this will be far more enjoyable then ever watching the show haha.. thank you for enduring this for us

  • @macdonaldm2
    @macdonaldm2 5 місяців тому

    That dirty outro is something special. Loved the video.

  • @fafafafafafa6879
    @fafafafafafa6879 5 місяців тому +3

    Nothing's harder than Lucasfilm not blaming audience for their own failures.

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 5 місяців тому +1

    Having almost zero cool action setpieces with a budget like that is a joke.
    Are you telling me Super Sentai/Power Rangers can do a scene where 100 rangers fights 100 monsters on a quarry with lots of explosions and cool choreographies but Disney can't do a few Jedi fight in a forest with 10 times that budget?
    Man...

  • @DarkMayhem666
    @DarkMayhem666 5 місяців тому +4

    The only thing good about The Acolyte is seeing all the Jedi again, and that's about it. I was really young when Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out, and that was honestly my first introduction to Star Wars. My dad had me watch it, and I was hooked. I loved it, and Anakin Skywalker was my favorite character.
    Like I said, I was a kid when I started watching Clone Wars, so after Clone Wars, my dad had me watch the original trilogy. I was really confused. I didn't know when Anakin had a son, and I was super shocked when I found out Anakin became a bad guy. My little heart was sad because of it. After the original trilogy, I watched the prequels. Looking back, yeah, the prequels are bad, but as a kid, I liked them because, like I said, I grew up with Clone Wars as my first introduction to Star Wars. Seeing Anakin and Obi-Wan together in live-action was awesome to me.
    With all that being said, what I loved about Clone Wars was seeing all the Jedi, the Jedi Temple, the Jedi Council, and the Jedi missions. So, when going into The Acolyte, I do like that we are seeing more Jedi. That's the only positive I will give it.
    Edit: And what I mean is that it's nice seeing the Jedi temple and multiple Jedi's together in the original trilogy. Luke was the only Jedi, and in the sequels, Rey was the only Jedi, so it's nice seeing a show with multiple Jedis. This show still dogshit though.

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 5 місяців тому +1

    What? Jedi skills aren’t transferable? In what world? She could have become a bounty hunter, a guard, any combat based job she’d be perfect for.

  • @mephistro
    @mephistro 5 місяців тому +2

    I think GreenPee is the Sith master. Also, we could've finally seen where the mega budget for this pile of crap went with an awesome Wooki lightsaber fight. Instead, what we got was just more 💩. Even if they didnt want to reveal Smilo-Ren they could've shown the Wooki jedi ignite his lightsaber and engage his opponent. Also, couldn't a group of JEDI MASTERS SENSE WHERE THEIR JEDI MASTER BROTHER WAS ON AN ENTIRE PLANET? Nope. They basically need a bloodhound sniffing a Wooki's year old jock strap to find him.

  • @charaznable8072
    @charaznable8072 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro that human giraffe line had me dying.

  • @AppleFrogTomatoFace
    @AppleFrogTomatoFace 5 місяців тому

    watching this show reminds me of time when i was in highschool and try to write a short story, and was so proud, and showed it to my friends who reads lots of books, and they all said how childish my writing was. lol they were kind enough to point out the flaws my writing, and this show reviews remind me of their points lol.

  • @BruvahSulaiman
    @BruvahSulaiman 5 місяців тому +3

    The writing is just objectively awful. The writers didn't know if she left the Jedi on her own or if the council dropped her, so they just decided to tell the viewers that it happened both ways and let them decide for themselves.

    • @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu
      @xcfjdyrkdtulkgfilhu 5 місяців тому

      I mean, "you can't fire me, I quit first!" is hardly an unheard of dynamic. Kind of makes the protagonist look like a brat, but it's not even in the top ten biggest issues with the writing.

  • @sashmiel6566
    @sashmiel6566 5 місяців тому +1

    "She is still your family" If only the Jedi had that logic when Anakin's mother was on the line.

  • @gamervet4760
    @gamervet4760 5 місяців тому +1

    9:46 That's modern Disney for ya. Been chugging along this track for 15 years. They want us to feel sorry for the bad guy. It doesn't work this way at all. They still believe it can, and so they go all in. Every. Single. Time.

  • @dea1313
    @dea1313 5 місяців тому

    All the names you called the bald green woman was hilarious 😂

  • @WolfofSid64
    @WolfofSid64 5 місяців тому

    "You need to kill the Wookie without a weapon." Ha, ok. Come back to me when the Wookie has bruised your soul, and tell me how I should handle it

  • @CyberRyder
    @CyberRyder 5 місяців тому

    Alteori this video is so great :)
    Love your work
    Keep the laughs coming please.

  • @soldatdaniels8738
    @soldatdaniels8738 5 місяців тому

    12:38
    One of the reasons I am proud to be a subscriber.

  • @jasonjones7461
    @jasonjones7461 5 місяців тому +6

    Look up the guy who plays "Gul Dukat" in star trek Deep Space Nine. His neck is bonkers

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  5 місяців тому +4

      Damn lol. Cobra LOL

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 5 місяців тому

      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 5 місяців тому +2

      Marc Alaimo. He was first Cardassian they cast and that's why they have makeup that goes down the sides of their neck.

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 5 місяців тому

      @@BiggieTrismegistus near the end of deep space nine he disguises himself as a bajorean and basically just looks human and has virtually no makeup and he looks like a brachiosaurus 🦕

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 5 місяців тому

      @@Alteori the actor without the makeup looks like a 🦕

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey 5 місяців тому

    The blaming of one...
    The blaming of two...
    The blaming of maaannnyyy...
    Credit goes to Duececoup... awesome post.

  • @n4ko
    @n4ko 5 місяців тому

    You know, I won't ever watch the acolyte .. but I will watch every single review you make of the series... Soo that is some kind of entertainment, Thx you Disney.

  • @michaelcoldicott1691
    @michaelcoldicott1691 5 місяців тому +1

    You just know they are going to forgive the bad twin. She’s going to murder people, she’s going to do bad things and the bad twin will only get a slap on the wrists, no jail time or anything she’s just a poor unfortunate souls who’s actions were valid. She basically the terrorist girl from Falcon and the Winter solder, Oh no she blew places up with bombs and killed people but no she is just misunderstood…sigh!