"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris". I'll take this line with me wherever I go. He's so relatable that even if you're the kind of person he's mocking, you can't get pissed because you're too busy laughing.
Gosh, Maniscalco is so dang funny. He has such a distinct flavor too - nobody delivers punchlines quite like him. I know he's likely well known amongst other comedians, but I think he needs to become a household name. What a talented dude. 😊
As a Italian this is pure gold! He is so on target. Just hysterical. Love him bc and he really is the best out there and funny as can be without no vulgarity! That’s real talent!!!
I ubered his mom, Rose, in La. She is so funny. Told her my daughter and I love her son and reicite all his material. She mailed us a signed cd. Great family!
Wow I thought I had seen all his comedy clips but came across this one & it's gotta be one of the FUNNIEST ones yet!!! I LOVE how he tells his Italian family stories!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just discovered him by chance a few months ago! Hope he makes it to Chicago. I’m an 80 yr old 1/2 Italian and just enjoy him soo much! He makes my boring days perfect!!
He killed it. He really won the audience over. I swear. Love the couch sawed in Half, yard sale bit. LMAO and the tatoo bit. so agreed and so can related. I came in this world au natural & uncut and Im going outta here thee same way. Rock n' Roll Sebastian!!
Your description of the tatoo is so funny - I used to have an elonkrste plan that was a peirckng from my ear to my nipple to my belly button and to have a dish hook with a jewelry in the mouth of the carp that would have a chain that also followed from my nose to my ear to my hook…and then their was going to koi that swam around my torso with tinker and toner fiagtill it reach my toes.
I love that he's so popular with his common sense wisdom - because a lot of those people in the audience are probably tattoo freaks. If so, it's good that they can laugh at themselves, though. :)
OMG I love Sebastian's humor. He lays everything out just how we see it. Time to visit the Kimmel show everyone has missed you! Love love love you and your beautiful family!
I feel this A LOT...there was a girl in Chicago who answered a free baby clothes ad in a Facebook group & the seller abducted her, stole her unborn baby & killed her. Don’t go alone to craigslist meetups & don’t meet at your or their house!!!!
Yes especially in Chicago go armed with back up or stay home, of course that’s true where ever you go in Chitown. One of the reasons I no longer live there.
That yard sale stuff,....my mother was the same way,....she'd cut up the stuff we didn't sell, and throw it out, piece by piece over several weeks. We had this fairly nice upholstered chair, that didn't sell. My mom made me cut it into pieces,....and it took weeks for me to put each piece out into the trash. 3 weeks just to get rid of the cushions,.....then another 3 weeks to get rid of the large pieces, that I cut apart. It was like I was getting rid of dead body, to hide the evidence.
@@natural-born_pilot Me, personally? or the comedian? We're not Italian,.....we were Jewish. My mom made me cut apart this small, nice, upholstered, love seat. It had a velvet covering. It didn't sell in our yard sale,....so my mom made me cut it apart, so we could throw it away over several weeks. I had to use power tools to do it. I used an electric saber-saw & a portable electric circular saw. Then each piece went into separate, opaque, black plastic trash bags. I recall my mom worried if we just threw the sections away, more in-tact,......the trash men would save the sections, and re-assemble them. (That is some kind of mental illness,...if you ask me) mom wasn't senile,...either. She was still vibrant and not that old,...maybe she was in her late 60s. At one point, before I did her biding,......a buddy of mine located a dump site,....near the trash trucks garage, where people could drop off bulk items. My mother made me swear,...I wouldn't take it there. I guess she was just a little crazy.
@@Rob-ml3vl she’s just trying to inflate herself in attempts to compete with the Italian female. What she really wants to say is she’s just dam glad she hooked up with an Italian dude and also for the bonus, one from Chitown. A lucky Nor’s gal for sure.
Finally a Sebastian clip I haven't seen yet!
I know a RARE occasion
Hes so immensely funny
This is old stuff! I’m waiting for the new!!
But it’s re used material. Haha
That thought just ran through my head
“...what’s the significance...” lol his delivery is on point. 👍😆🥳
This guy is great. He knows how to tell a story.
I can't wait to see him live!
100%!
If you are lucky enough to find available tickets without having to camp out at your place in line on the side walk for a couple of days.
Went yesterday at the prudential center to see him it was one of his best yet
Had Tickets during Pandemic, On / Off. Around Christmas time. Finally sold 'em back. Would love to him Live. When's the next Show.- ?????
Hes amazing live
“Saw the couch in half”😂😂😂
Whaaat 😲
He had him start a business at 9..
I love his dad!!
Coming from a Mexican family, we did the same. No one was going to rip us off.
Sebastian Maniscalco is pure gold. Been listening to him for a decade and he'll always be my favorite comedian!
Nice pic
The human body is a beautiful canvas, why would you graffitti it
“The door bell” will ever remain a classic that took him to a whole new level of success.
I love his cadence and body movements. So funny.
he is the undisputed KING of physical comedy!
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris". I'll take this line with me wherever I go. He's so relatable that even if you're the kind of person he's mocking, you can't get pissed because you're too busy laughing.
I really really really really really dislike the tattoo trend. Don’t get me started all these weird piercings and ear lobe stretching!
love that line "i dont put bumper stickers on Ferarri" gold!
@coastal-tan hahaha good pickup
@coastal-tan I'm guessing you're one with a bumper sticker. lol
Yup, gotta use that
It’s a popular saying, but okay.
@@code0125mm bahah
Gosh, Maniscalco is so dang funny. He has such a distinct flavor too - nobody delivers punchlines quite like him. I know he's likely well known amongst other comedians, but I think he needs to become a household name. What a talented dude. 😊
I can't wait to see him live!! He's hilarious 🤣!
Flavor….ah no on second thought I don’t think I want to ask. Just forget about it.
He doesn't even really have punchlines in a traditional sense. Every line is a punch line.
Sitcom material for sure… maybe remake “Whos the Boss”
I think he IS a household name.
Thank you Sebastian I recently lost my son and you have reminded me laughter is the best medicine.Great Therapy!
May he be w the angels ✨🕊️
3:03 "Pop the eyeballs out of this teddy bear and decapitate it!" I can't!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a Italian this is pure gold! He is so on target. Just hysterical. Love him bc and he really is the best out there and funny as can be without no vulgarity! That’s real talent!!!
no vulgarity? he JUST told a story of a guy having a tattoo of a snake that wraps "around his nut bag".
As a Welshman I agree
His body language and face expressions are the best!
SM is my favorite stand-up comedian....his monologues always ring true!!
Just discovered this guy and he is fantastic. Makes me laugh so much. Tells it how it is. 👍
I ubered his mom, Rose, in La. She is so funny. Told her my daughter and I love her son and reicite all his material. She mailed us a signed cd. Great family!
@@bobojenkins2442 yep datsa Italiano.
Love him!
Me too, thanks to Bill O’Reilly’s channel, where he mentioned going to see Sebastian.
thank God for sebastian! he’s kept me sane through covid/quarantine! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Quarantine? You actually complied? I was out the whole time.
He is truly entertaining!!!
Had Tickets for Christmas Show. Got canceled, new date was no good 😕. So, didn't get to see him. Bummer. Still wanna see him , Live.
1:55 The facial expressions!!! The voices he does!! I can't!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All part of why he gets the big bucks.
And he does a pantomime shtick too. He’s great.
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferrari's"! Love it.
lol the ones who didnt clap have tattoos
I don’t put bumper stickers on Ferrari’s he says 😂 my body is a Lamborghini 🎉😂
This clip is gold ! His delivery and mannerisms in this one we're on point !!
Wow I thought I had seen all his comedy clips but came across this one & it's gotta be one of the FUNNIEST ones yet!!! I LOVE how he tells his Italian family stories!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just discovered him by chance a few months ago! Hope he makes it to Chicago. I’m an 80 yr old 1/2 Italian and just enjoy him soo much! He makes my boring days perfect!!
He killed it. He really won the audience over. I swear. Love the couch sawed in Half, yard sale bit. LMAO and the tatoo bit. so agreed and so can related. I came in this world au natural & uncut and Im going outta here thee same way. Rock n' Roll Sebastian!!
His delivery and tone of voice are hilarious
I'm literally crying, my husband and I love yard sailing and going to estate sales!🤣
🚣🏼♀️”Yard sailing”? I think you meant ‘yard sales’ or possibly ‘yard selling’.😊
@@TheJudeJane 🤣😆of the thousands who have read this you fell for it and took the bait 🤣😁haha oh that’s funny.
His imitation of the strange people had me rolling!
@@TheJudeJane she meant “yard saling.” It’s not a word, but she tried to turn “sale” into a verb - and then spelled it wrong. Double fail. 😂
He cracks me Up!
I love him. Nobody has ever made me laugh so hard.
I sold stuff on craigslist. I made them meet me in front of the police station lol.
😆
Haha! You're just like, "if you're a Craigslist killer, you chose the wrong victim!" (in Sebastian's voice)
Good tip!
Brilliant
make sure you have a friend in the car with a bow and arrow.
One of best comedians
He's starting a tour, my area 12/26 wish I could go! He is so funny and enjoyable! Luv him! 🤣
Every now and then his eyes look sideways and he has a little smile on his face as if he knows it’s all a game …he’s really excellent
This dude is the funniest person he knows.
Your description of the tatoo is so funny - I used to have an elonkrste plan that was a peirckng from my ear to my nipple to my belly button and to have a dish hook with a jewelry in the mouth of the carp that would have a chain that also followed from my nose to my ear to my hook…and then their was going to koi that swam around my torso with tinker and toner fiagtill it reach my toes.
1 more year until the sleeve is finished
Couple of older lines, but still....LOVE the Sebastian!
Just 4 years left to complete the cobra tattoo
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COMIC EVER!
I love that he's so popular with his common sense wisdom - because a lot of those people in the audience are probably tattoo freaks. If so, it's good that they can laugh at themselves, though. :)
Tattoo freaks hahaha! That’s why I want to move to China. Sick of that trend over here
@@allstarmark12345 don’t forget your chop sticks.
I really need to meet Sebastian's dad. He sounds awesome.
Thank you for the laughs Sebastien. You are fabulous
Everything he talks about is so TRUE!!! Says what we all think!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's classic line: I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris😂
"It's never done." 😆 🤣
I listen to him over and over again. ❤
OMG I love Sebastian's humor. He lays everything out just how we see it. Time to visit the Kimmel show everyone has missed you! Love love love you and your beautiful family!
The tattoo bit is GOLD. 😂😂😂
Can we use your bathroom LOL 😂🤣
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris."
🤣🤣🤣
The God of physical comedy !!!!
Omg that tattoo bit is too funny 😂😂
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferrari's..." totally Sebastian.
No apostrophe needed. The plural is just “Ferraris.”
Sebastian, why dont you get a tattoo? "I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris" 🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣🤣🤣 omg tears literally came out watching this. Lmfao " the rattle is gonna tickle my nipple" 😂🤣🤣
"The tail is gonna wrap around my nut-bag.... don't laugh, it's for my father!" Omg.
"decapitate the head"
"I don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris"
I feel this A LOT...there was a girl in Chicago who answered a free baby clothes ad in a Facebook group & the seller abducted her, stole her unborn baby & killed her. Don’t go alone to craigslist meetups & don’t meet at your or their house!!!!
That was a very messed up situation on what started with something innocent
Yes especially in Chicago go armed with back up or stay home, of course that’s true where ever you go in Chitown. One of the reasons I no longer live there.
How do you steal an unborn baby? He cut it out?
@@leonel1717yes it was an awful murder terrible 😢
That body is a Ferrari for sure. * hot emoji *
I LOVE SM's physical comedy also. His exaggerated expressions add so much.
“Pop the eyeballs out of this teddy bear, and then decapitate the head.” 😂
Love the garage sell story and about putting things not sold in the trash and cutting them up and the teddy bear lmao
We Had A Garage sale, Folks showed up at 6:00 , They were Going in our Dirty Clothes!!
The best story teller. EVER!! 😂😁
Billy Connolly might have something to say about that.
Thanks for the tatoo bit😂I couldn't agree more!
I'm in my 60s. Had my ink (just the one) for close to two decades. My "bumper sticker" 🎭 is probably the only thing holding this "Model T" together. 🤣
Oh ya! I have to use that to explain why I am one in a million who doesn't have a tattoo😂 " I do not put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"
The teddy bear! 🤣🤣
He would have been perfect on the Sopranos.
Crying 😅. Omg...effing hilarious.i can relate
Love you man love to see you act
Come get our garbage 😂SMH..saw the couch in half !!!..cracks me up
"the tail is gonna wrap around my nutbag" 😂😂
I’m Italian and have trust issues 💪🙏😂love this guy. Totally relate
One of my all time favorite comedians!
Love it! No bumper stickers on Ferraris. That’s how I feel..
Social commentary that is desperately needed in these troubled times.
The geek in me says ha, even flash is dead 😂😂😂
That yard sale stuff,....my mother was the same way,....she'd cut up the stuff we didn't sell, and throw it out, piece by piece over several weeks. We had this fairly nice upholstered chair, that didn't sell. My mom made me cut it into pieces,....and it took weeks for me to put each piece out into the trash. 3 weeks just to get rid of the cushions,.....then another 3 weeks to get rid of the large pieces, that I cut apart. It was like I was getting rid of dead body, to hide the evidence.
So what part of Italy is your mom from? Excellent job by the way lol.
@@natural-born_pilot Me, personally? or the comedian? We're not Italian,.....we were Jewish. My mom made me cut apart this small, nice, upholstered, love seat. It had a velvet covering. It didn't sell in our yard sale,....so my mom made me cut it apart, so we could throw it away over several weeks. I had to use power tools to do it. I used an electric saber-saw & a portable electric circular saw. Then each piece went into separate, opaque, black plastic trash bags. I recall my mom worried if we just threw the sections away, more in-tact,......the trash men would save the sections, and re-assemble them. (That is some kind of mental illness,...if you ask me) mom wasn't senile,...either. She was still vibrant and not that old,...maybe she was in her late 60s. At one point, before I did her biding,......a buddy of mine located a dump site,....near the trash trucks garage, where people could drop off bulk items. My mother made me swear,...I wouldn't take it there. I guess she was just a little crazy.
Love this guy
Sometimes I think the only reason I find him funny is because I'm italian and I know it's all true
Sometimes, I think the only reason I find him funny is because he says things I find humorous, and he does so in an amusing way.
@@LycanLink big if true
What part of Italy did you grow up in?
Lol. I'm laughing my ass off at your name. Awesome
@@tonyajordan2702 lol ty
Come stab me and the neighborhood 😹😹 this crowd was weak 😭
Its Canada(Just laughs)🇨🇦 - they tend to be a dryer audience
This is true. Growing up in Chicago my Italian friends are the same way. Hahaha!!! But thank God they had a Norwegian girl by their side.
I don’t get it. Something wrong with Italian guys being with Italian girls?
@@Rob-ml3vl she’s just trying to inflate herself in attempts to compete with the Italian female. What she really wants to say is she’s just dam glad she hooked up with an Italian dude and also for the bonus, one from Chitown. A lucky Nor’s gal for sure.
Too good!
2:28 exactly me!
"the tail is gonna wrap about my nut bag" "the rattle is gonna tickle my nipple" had me laughing LOL
I was born in Yonkers.
Finally!!! A FUNNY Person!!!
Thee Funniest Yet!!!💕
Everyone thinks the world is in awe of their tattoo when in fact they just look like a mischievous child that got into the crayon box.
Greatest comedian alive.
He's so dang funny!
I love this guy. And yes like sm1 said, finally we get to see new clips.
His cadence is impeccable
Sebastian Donald Seals-Stubblefield
2:59 "Decapitate the head!"
"Should I also decapitate the tail?"
Lol most hilarious guy on earth👏👏👏👏👏
We need another Italian-American wave of talent into entertainment like there was in the 50's and 60's.
got to love a Cobra with a rattle LMFAO
"Watch this dysfunction happen all over your property!" 😝😝😝
Italians! Expression!!! I love this character has classy act. The whole shows 👍 all 9f them the time greatnesses I love.
Sebastian, you are one of a kind.
OLD SCHOOL COMEDY 👍🏼
So, your dad was funny and didn’t know it!!!! “ burn the lamps.”😂
Sebastian I love you 💪✌️🙏