The Poop Race - NASCAR's $h!tt!est Win
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2024
- Not even crapped pants could slow Tony Stewart down at the 2004 Sirius at the Glen NASCAR Cup Series race... this is that story.
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The best dump and run in racing history
LOL
This. This is the comment
Lol
I read this before the video and just thought he wrecked someone 😂😂😂
I own the rights to that statement.
I love how he's like "fuck it, the quickest way outta here is to get in the front and drive away so I can get the race finished sooner" then actually did it lol
The quickest way to get out is second, that’s obvious.
@@kylebuschhasover200winsinn5 The quickest way out for Tony was a Number 2 ;)
Probably all drivers should consider "having a desperate need to take a shit" as a strategy, and by that I mean in ANY SINGLE MOTORSPORT COMPETITION
I was sitting in the Blue Grandstand (Turn 2) with my family. My dad was listening to the radio conversation with Tony on the scanner. He started laughing, leaned over to me and said "Tony just $#!+ his pants." I will never forget that race lol
How fast did word travel around the glen on that one?
Lmao
Shit
I always found it hilarious that victory lane was a bunch of people huddled around a car that literally smelled like shit
Big fan
If this comments section isn't 85% puns I will be disappointed.
The puns wil be a product of our buns
I didn’t even know that this happened. One can say Tony “Stew”arted his pants LOL!
But it does remind me of another moment when James Hinchcliffe crapped in his race car at Barber Park in 2018
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Even still, it won't compare to the 100% runs Tony encountered.
Well shit
You know what the right butt cheek said to the left butt cheek??
If we stick together we can stop this crap
Michael Jordan had the Flu Game
Tony Stewart had the Shit Race lol
Lol
Dale could see the air, Tony could smell it...
Smell it? Tony could taste it...
Lmfao
Lmao fucking savage comment
🤣
Imagine being in a hot stock car while trying to hold in a massive shit, AT A ROAD COURSE. You gotta have guts to stay in the car while that is happening to you.
Especially with the turns of Watkins Glen. Holy Jesus that must of sucked.
@@GreenHornet553 Big time
Seems he left most his guts in the car !!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He was too embarrassed to get out at that point. Who wants to admit they got out because they 💩 themselves.😂
More turns to sling the 💩 around.
Boris Said was the luckiest man alive to not sit in that race car.
I'm gonna say once Tony... uhhh... gave his guts out... he wasn't going to get out at that point and not subject a relief driver to that.
Lamar Jackson: takes dump and comes back to win
Tony Stewart: first time?
Lamar Jackson, Tony Stewart and Eric Dier have one thing in common
@@Admm744Don't forget about Paul Pierce
CM Punk is another one that comes to mind
Lamar Jackson: leaves to take a poop and comes back to win.
Tony Stewart: You had to leave and come back? Loser!
Roberto Luongo cost the Vancouver Canucks a shot at the next round because he had to shit
"He's just a little bit loose on the race track, and he's going to gut it out."
They knew.
Nobody:
David Land: ayo remember when Tony Stewart shit himself LOL
I got a Charmin ad during this. If that's not perfection, I don't know what is.
Wow. making bears....
Me too
I got a Fabreeze one. Felt like that was appropriate
Same
Same
“They’re getting him a fresh fire suit in his motorhome” they were keeping it low key until that
Bill Weber trying so hard not to laugh
Tony Stewart is called _Smoke_ for a reason... *it came out of his rear end...*
I’m sorry...
Oh boy
Lol
😂
😂😂😂
Now I know where this burst of speed came from.
Does this video count as "Quality Shit-Posting" ??
Yes, yes it does
They told Boris “uhhh....Tony’s just having some uhh....LEG cramps. Yeah. That’s it. So....can you hop in for us?!”
Lmfao
Who knew there could be “dirty air” on a road course.
“Come back here Wally”
Oh man do I miss Benny Parsons
A lot of us do. Benny was one of the best in the booth.
Miss Benny and Byrnes
@@needsmetal don’t forget Barney Hall
You said it!!!! I miss BP every day
Me too
Tony definitely laid down some skidmarks that day
"Need any changes on the car, Tony?"
"I need a change IN the car, dude!!!!!"
10:13 LMAO Bill Weber trying to hold in a smile
If only he was sponsored by UPS for this race: "What can brown do for you?"
Very fitting that a Pampers ad came up while I was watching this. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bruh I got a Charmin ad
9:15 when he sat on the door, you know he felt that poop
Stewart PUSHED more than he would've expected extracting everything out of the car, even his shit
You can tell by Bill Weber's face when he's talking at the motorcoach that he knows exactly what happens, and he's trying not to laugh.
Loosing him to NASCAR was in hindsight a big blow to Indycar. His personality might have elevated open wheel racing through the darkest years.
I bet Tony felt like shit during this race.
i'll find the door
At the end of it he certainly smelt like shit!
Or reaction felt his shit
I'm surprised we don't hear more stories like this, to be honest.
That's because 99.99% of the time the driver carrying the deuce doesn't win!
But we're talkin' bout Tony Stewart y'all.
Y'know, victory skidmarks are supposed to go on the track
Zippy: “ah Jesus, Smoke, why didn’t you go BEFORE the race?”
Smoke: “I don’t control my deuces, Zippy! DEUCES ARE WILD!”
"I got run over by a bug eyed dummy I guess" LMAO 2:55 I miss Sterling. This was a good video David, well done.
we need more good old boys like Sterling.
I don’t think anyone liked Biffle
He guessed Jimmy just didn't hit him (Kurt Bush) hard enough last week, too.
It's funny that Biffle and Marlin were named in NASCAR'S 75 Greatest drivers in back to back days
THE POOP RACE
Wow, that must have been a shitty time in the drivers seat.
Dude, I can't even think straight when my stomach hurts.
Tony Stewart took the lead in a NASCAR race. Twice.
Then had to defend that lead while riding around in a hot fudge factory.
Say what you will, the man is a trooper.
Apparently A pooper too
Super trooper
@@d.rowley5023 Pooper trooper
I guess you could say that this is David Land's most _crappy_ video
WHY ARE YOU IN THE COMMENTS OF EVERY NASCAR VIDEO, DID YOU MAKE A BOT TO DO IT, DO YOU SPEND ALL IF YOUT DAYS COMMENTING ON NACAR VIDEOS, WHAT THE FUCK, I NEED TO KNOW
@@anaveragenascarfan9048 mans has a hobby
LMFAO @ “Bug-eyed dummy”
Swing and a miss. Biffle won the next week at Michigan.
"Ohhh it's loose"
"you need some track bar?"
"I'm not talking about the car, chief."
Seeing Ron Fellows hounding him in the final few laps: “Oh Crap”
“As a wild Boris Said appeared” Greg Biffle’s worst nightmare
Ok, I LOL'ed at, "A day in which he finished No. 2 in his pants but No. 1 on the track."
Code brown, good thing I wore my brown pants today, as Tom Sneva would say: those skid marks on the racetrack weren't the only ones he left behind...
Everyone: Yay it’s finally time, NASCAR is back!!
David: well 💩
His bowels needed a wedge adjustment.
Aye, they seem a little bit... loose.
🤣🤣
Oooohhhh.... could you imagine shitting yourself having a wedgie and not be able to do anything about it?
Sponsored by Home Depoo?
yeah , but they "DUMPED" him after the Kevin incident,
You're full of shit, they didn't dump him.
@@allanr6132 he’s talking about Joey Logano
2 in his pants, 1 in the race lmao
The next time this much "dirt" will be on the track is the Bristol race this year
I know Tony, we talked about this a few months ago. He said he still can't hold a shit as long he used to after this race.
In this case, Orange is the new Brown
David doing a BFM or Iceberg like video. Pretty good
Bill Weber "We're gonna try to catch up with him" might wanna rethink that move Bill
"hey guys im gunna have to head straight to the garage... i know were leading but i gotta... no its not crashed i just think i dropped something.... no not a cylinder exactly..."
I guess Tony really felt CRAPPY!
His burnout wasn’t on the track that day.
Gives a whole other meaning to "downshift" lol. As a 13 year old watching this race live, it went right over my head haha. Good stuff.
I couldn’t imagine the smell, I feel sorry for the interior technician, imagine having to clean it.
I heard Depends was all set to sponsor the car the next week along with Little Pine Tree car fresheners, but Tony thought it was a shitty deal.
Well it's all depends on how much they would pay him
7:53 are we just going to ignore the kid stealing the Sirius banner?
ah yes,
ye old shit n' win
Shoulda been sponsored by UPS that race "What can brown do for you?"
As Ian Malcolm said in Jurassic Park 1 "you gotta go you gotta go"
This car needs to be in a museum. Original seat and all. We've all had those Taco Tuesdays go bad. This was no different
*the fact that I got a charmin ultra soft ad before this video*
New definition to being lose in the rear🤣🤣 miss Tony in NASCAR
In terms of awkward interviews on the subject, Stewart was number 2 and Hinch at Barber was number 1.
I actually went #2 while watching this haha
1:42 whoa Guy Fieri was in this race!
Even with that in mind, 2011 Homestead was a pretty gutsy drive to beat.
Also we should mention Ricky Rudd’s 1998 win at Martinsville, no AC, hot day, right on the edge of heat stroke and gave the victory lane interview laying on the ground
That would make for a great series of videos DL. “DL Presents - The Greatest Post-Race Interviews”. But not always because of what is said but maybe the state of the driver ... Ricky Rudd for example.
I remember the Ricky Rudd one.
Kyle Petty's last win at Dover. Drove with the flu, won the race and nearly passed out in Victory Lane.
@@thunderchaser2042 and Daniel Suarez just last week, threw up in his helmet late in the Daytona road course race.
The dude reporting on the new fire suit was struggling to keep a straight face, omg that was awesome
Finished #2 in his pants and #1 on the track is the funniest thing Ive heard in a LONG time! Great vid!
This happens to me once a week on my drive home from work. The struggle is real.
Who says Stewart doesn’t give a shit out there on the track?
Haha Ron Fellows probably would have won the race. But the closer he got worse the smell got 😆
I feel bad for his dry cleaner
They would've thrown that shit in the trash, no question
This is the kind of history I come to UA-cam for
This is the prime content I subscribed to David Land for
“He finished #2 in his pants, but #1 on the track” that’s the best Line in this video and no one can change my mind
Boris Said didn't sound too eager to climb into the car....lol...he knew full well what had happened.
That is just crazy but these are the real questions that we need answered about these scenarios
I'm watching this while on the toilet, nice. Cant imagine what Tony felt that day though in a hot, cramped racecar, around a road course of all places 😛
You may say this is Tony’s crappiest win ever
Happy you got this race review, I been telling people about this, best showing by Stewart ever
As someone who knows a track owner, Kenny Wallace did the same thing in a Busch race in the 90's. I'm sure he'll tell you the story if you asked.
I love how the reporters made sure to insinuate that he crapped his pants so everyone would know
Born to poop
Forced to wipe.....
If you read Bill Elliott's book, there's a section in there where he mentions having to adjust to a racers' diet and the ruined firesuits that result from not doing so.
I remember a clip from Family Feud in which they had five IndyCar drivers in a charity game against (don't remember, not relevant to this post anyway). Steve Harvey brought of the question of what a race car driver does when he feels the urge to relieve himself during a race.
Will Power replied, with a completely straight face, "Sometimes you just go in your suit."
Totally remember watching this race on live on tv. Never forgot and have been waiting for someone to talk about it. Back when NASCAR was worth watching.
“He’s a little bit loose on the racetrack” I’d say so! Lol
5lbs of sweat 5 lbs of #2.....
Honestly never knew about this before now. Only Tony Stewart could get away with doing something like that and holding in the pain and the smell. I mean, Holy Shit! Onya Tony!
At 7:50 you can see a fan next to the track with a toilet paper for him. Lol
Love it how my ad right before his interview at the end is a charman ad
All I can think about is that poor interior guy at the 20 car having to take the seat out of that car
I can answer that because I am that guy! The trucks got to the shop around 8am Monday morning. My plan was to pull the seat cover off, throw it in a garbage bag, take it out back and pressure wash the s*** out of it before putting it in the washing machine. With rubber gloves on and everyone around laughing AT me, I took a DEEP breath, leaned in and started unsnapping the seat cover as fast as I could. I looked at the seat and it looked fine, no skid marks. It took about 3 times of stopping to get a breath to get the cover off and into my trash bag. Since I didn't see any skid marks, I simply took the seat cover upstairs and put it in the washing machine. By this time, fans were in the windows above the shop floor and laughing and taking pictures as I walked across the floor with the seat cover in my bag. Later, I took the sub belts out and washed them in the sink.
Later that season, JJ Yaley threw up in a car at Atlanta and no one told me. I go to start disassembling the car and there is what I think is red axle grease all over the seat belts, the window net, the door pad, down the side of the seat and into the rocker panel and frame rail. I turned to someone who had been at the track and asked, " why is there grease all over everything?" (as I'm holding one of the shoulder belts with my bare hands.) He replies, "Oh yeah, JJ threw up yesterday. We gave him red Poweraide during the pit stop before he threw up." I went and washed my hands.....and put gloves on.
One last story, I had just started at JGR in July 2004 and had worked at Petty Enterprises before that. The morning after the Coke 600, I go to get in the 45 car to take the seat out and Kyle had peed the seat during the race. Nobody told me and the hot car had sat in the trailer all night. It smelled like a public roadside toilet on a summer afternoon! I went and washed my hands....and put gloves on.
So 2004, felt like I worked at a daycare, cleaning up pee, poop and vomit!
One more story...I worked at CORE Autosport from 2016 through the end of 2020. In 2018 at Le Mans, one of our regular Porsche drivers, Laurens Vanthoor, driving for our sister German team, Manthey Racing, peed the seat of their race winning car. The next day, that car also smelled like a public restroom on a hot summer day and that car is in the Porsche museum in Stuttgart. The worst part is Laurens was sharing that car with 2 other drivers, I don't think they were too happy with him. lol
@@kennetharnwine9190This is fantastic 😂
The car obviously didn't drive like a turd, but Smoke sure took the turd with him!
I like Bill Webber's smirk after saying "Gutsy effort" and "2nd win here"
Tony on the radio early" I need 10 turns in on the sphincter"
David Land still making the most unique videos ever
Boris Said commented that he could run the car at 80%, meanwhile Tony Stewart shit 100% of of his pants.
You have to think everyone knew... the reporters, Boris, Zippy... they all had to know he shit his pants. In my opinion, A++++ pit reporting job for all involved in not... uh... sitting the bed on that one.
Also, I like to imagine Scott Pruett was informed of the situation, heard that Tony may have shit himself, and went "LOL NOPE" and left
You deserve 100 likes for this video. I bet Tony was in big hurry, that's why he was the fastest and won the race.
The ULTIMATE DUMP... and run!!!