im actually selling my volvo 850 and buying a juke. i drove the lake district with the 1.5 and found it lovely trundling around there in the hills. I love how angry you get over such small things with this lol
When I'm out on the roads I avoid Nissan Joke's and Qashkai's as I find them more hazardous than an Uber or Addison Lee vehicle combined, was a funny video 👍
Loathsome. The Juke, not the video. I cannot fathom anyone paying the thick end of ten grand for one of those. Makes my 2012 125k E350 CDi coupe look pretty good value at £5.5k…
Don’t buy the S class with the ABC hydraulic suspension because it will be getting old, temperamental and expensive to fix (you have been warned!) The CLS looks similarly awkward to get into the back as the Juke, although to be fair, it’s good looking enough to forgive…unlike the Juke.
im actually selling my volvo 850 and buying a juke. i drove the lake district with the 1.5 and found it lovely trundling around there in the hills. I love how angry you get over such small things with this lol
When I'm out on the roads I avoid Nissan Joke's and Qashkai's as I find them more hazardous than an Uber or Addison Lee vehicle combined, was a funny video 👍
These rants cracked me up, but only because I completely agree 🤣
“I just want a big knob!” Don’t we all mate. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
so not sport mode?
Perhaps the keyless start is a feature, not a bug - with better luck, someone might have stolen the blasted thing from outside your house :)
When it comes to a review of the Nissan Juke, I'd rather watch your review of the ganja you found in the boot of the Juke!!!!
I have a Nissan juke and it's faster than you think
Your script is amazing.
Modern cars are becoming more like mobile phones with seats and engines.
Could it be beeping to remind you to take your key? This is a grate review and backs up exactly what I have been saying for atleast 10 years now.
People make fun of me at uni for having old cars! I just don’t understand people nowadays….. I’ll always drive what I want.
850 t5 soon!
Loathsome. The Juke, not the video. I cannot fathom anyone paying the thick end of ten grand for one of those. Makes my 2012 125k E350 CDi coupe look pretty good value at £5.5k…
Jesus mate take a pill
Don’t buy the S class with the ABC hydraulic suspension because it will be getting old, temperamental and expensive to fix (you have been warned!)
The CLS looks similarly awkward to get into the back as the Juke, although to be fair, it’s good looking enough to forgive…unlike the Juke.
Fancy buying a little classic car
1.2 turbo is faster than the diesel 👍
Can’t wait until you review of a Range Rover Sport 😂. Get RAC or AA cover if you do…
Please, please, please do stand ups about general stupidity.
Horrific cars these
Is the video meant to be cute?
Don't quit your day job...
I take it that you don’t like it lol