my favourite Red Dwarf moment is Blue Alert in series 6. Rimmer goes mad about the crew needing to be professional in a Blue Alert situation, then when they detect something and Rimmer says "Step it up to Red Alert", its Kryten's reply that has me in stitches. "Sir, are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the bulb"
They did a rehash of the joke in series 8. Cat: Forget red let's go all the way up to brown alert. Kryten: there is no such thing as brown alert. Cat: you won't be saying that in a minute and don't say I didn't alert you.
My favourite is from the same episode, where Rimmer is trying to show how cultured the crew are. "This 3 dimensional sculpture in particular is quite exquisite. Its simplicity, it's bold, stark lines. Pray, what do you call it?" "The lightswitch" "The lightswitch?" "Yes" "I couldn't buy it then?" "Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off"
The last scene stole it for me... Watching the Cat go off to 'relieve' himself and the look on his face after the backwards realization of what that meant, after the event - that look ... was priceless.
Old Holly vs Queeg Super Ace Rimmer Nodnol Gunmen of the Apocalypse Planet Pool Dwayne Dibbley Marooned Rimmer meeting Napoleon Evil Kryten And Happy Death Day.
I adore this show, I've watched it countless times, and it never gets old. My favourite episode would have to be Rimmer donning Mr Fibbles and the gingham dress during the quarantine.
I think you missed the moment when (finally) Death comes for Rimmer. Asking if Rimmer has any last words, Rimmer, trapped in a doorway with no possible means of escape thinks about it for a moment. Then he knees Death in the nuts, jumps over him before turning to say: "Only the good die young" before scampering off.
@@aking-plums6985Rimmer:It's simplicity. It's stark bold lines. Prey what do you call it? Legion:...The light switch! Rimmer: I couldn't buy it then? Legion: Not really....I need it to turn the lights on and off!
Lister : ''I want my pea back. It's my pea. I earned that pea. Where is it? I don't care if it's on the floor all covered in fluff, if it's under the bed with my toenail clippings, I don't care where it is -- it's my pea, I earned it, and I'm going to eat it no matter what!.'' Rimmer : "It flew off into your dirty-sock basket." Lister : "I'll just have the toast."
I remember my Mom watching a PBS marathon of this when I was a kid and we became hooked, unfortunately that was the only time I ever saw it back then. Fast forward to my 20’s and a buddy of mine was obsessed with the series and got me rehomed. As of today I own every episode and special on DVD!
Kryten has always been my favorite character. One of his best moments is in Tikka to Ride when he realizes he and his crew mates are in the Dallas Book Depository. Robert Llewellyn's cartoonish doubletake is priceless.
Cat, "Am I the only one with sense around here with any sense? Zap them with the blasters!" Kryten, "A superlative suggestion, Sir, with only two drawbacks; First, we don't have any blasters, and, secondly, we don't have any blasters. I realise that, technically, that is only one drawback, but it is such a BIGGIE that I felt I had to mention it twice!"
I would have to say the Inquisitor episode. If you want to reflect on what you're doing with your life, ask yourself what you would say to the Inquisitor to justify your existence. That episode had an underlying deeper theme beneath the laughs that characterised some of the best episodes of the show, Back To Reality being another example of this. Season 5 was absolutely incredible.
For me, it's the bit in Better Than Life when Lister & Rimmer are having a heart to heart talk after reading a letter notifying Rimmer of his father's demise. Unfortunately, the tender moment is spoiled by the Cat, who has just recovered from Rimmer's appalling cooking. "Aaaaooow! My stomach's has been pumped and I'm HUNGRY!" "Shh, Cat - Rimmer's dad's died!" "...I'd rather have chicken."
My favorite moment in that story was Cat introduces Miranda, a reverse mermaid (fish on top, woman on bottom). Lister says it doesn't make sense, but Cat points out it does, and makes a - - - gesture with his mouth, LOL!!
Some other great or memorable moments were… When Lister marries a Gelf. Cat dancing with a mini spaceship. Confidence’s head exploding after taking off his helmet. Rimmer exercising with himself in Me2. Lister playing pool with planets. Kryten introducing his (dead) crew. Rimmer going down the line of soldiers in Meltdown. Kryten discovering himself when human in D.N.A. The introduction of Ace Rimmer. The banquet in Legion.
A few that would've made my list: "Hey, oxygen is for losers!" Confidence and Paranoia "Play the guitar" Psirens Making out witb a😂 Psiren" also Psirens "Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast"
I love Red Dwarf as much as I do Star Trek TOS and Doctor Who. I think this scene is my all-time favorite: In "Kryten", when the lads go to the Nova 5 to rescue the girls, and they see the state of them. I just about wet myself laughing! Lister to Rimmer: "I think the blonde one's giving you the eye."
Backwards, at the end of the episode when Lister and Rimmer are about to board Starbug and Lister realizes what Cat is about to do in the bushes …too late! Danny John-Jules look of disgust, followed by the awkward walk and his declaration of “Don’t ask!” were the single funniest bits of the entire series.
I love Red Dwarf. Some of my favourite moments (in no order): 1. Cat taking a dump behind a bush in the backwards universe 2. Cat singing "Tongue Tied" You are right about it being catchy. I never knew it was released as a single though. 3. The Rimmer Experience 4. Rimmer getting the holo virus. 5. Kryton saying "Smeeeeg Heeeaaaaad" when trying to lie to Rimmer. 6. Lister playing pool with planets. 7. The whole Back to Reality episode but especially seeing Duane Dibley and the Cats reaction when he finds out that is him. 8. Polymorph episode. ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!? 9. Demons & Angels where there is a good and evil version of themselves.
My fav red dwarf moment is from The Last Day (series 3) Kryten: "You would risk your lives for me, yet you would gain nothing from it. Is this the human emotion you call friendship?". Lister (Seriously hungover): "Ktyten, it's too early in the morning for all this Star Trek crap!".
The moment of Red Dwarf I quote all the time is during an emergency in Starbug where the have called a "Blue Alert"... As things escalate, Rimmer insists on going to red alert. Kryten looks at him dead pan and says "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb"
Not to mention Cat declaring a brown alert, which is immediately shot down as "There's no such thing as a brown alert". The reply from Cat is hilarious: "Y'all going to see that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!"
Favourite quote - Kryten when asked if Rimmer had fallen for Listers latest prank "Yes sir, hook, line, sinker & copy of angling times" There's so many - must use a rd quote every day
Kryten, now human, having his first breakfast and explaining to Lister how his undies came off. Kryten explaining to the now alive again ship's counselor that he is, indeed, alive again after having been dead.
Pete Tranter's sister - can't recall the title but Jenny Agutter is in the same episode later on. "You haven't had sex for millions of years." "I prefer to think in Ice Ages then it's only four" I just love the idea that Lister has harboured a crush on some woman but has no idea what her name is.
I think when he says 'isn't that right bigjie badgie' ( then goes to cat talking to me is the funniest moments of red dwarf outside of the rimmer experience ). Funnier ofc is lister truly believed that was going to work, lol and krytens reaction.
I remember watching episodes of this show that my family taped off the TV when I was a kid. After I watched it as a kid for the first time, I not only loved the show from there on, but I would watch the tape almost every day because it was that funny. My favorite episodes are the Quarantine episode, Demons and Angels, Welcome to Reality,( I hope I got that name right), Legion, the episode with the emohawk, and of course the famous Backwards episode. Seeing that episode as a kid really cracked me up, seeing everything from people eating and drinking backwards to the bar fight in reverse was just hilarious🤣🤣. My favorite line from the Quarantine episode is where Rimmer saids "Well we know what to get you for Christmas, a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wall paper." This show is so underrated. And I love it.
It's impossible for me to pick a favourite Red Dwarf moment because they're all just so good, maybe if I had to pick I'd say either Rimmer in the gingham dress in Quarantine or the reverse bar room fight in Backwards!😄
The peak of Red Dwarf, for me, was series 3 and 4, with 5 and 6 not that far behind. But as consistently good as 3 and 4 are, my favourite episode is Gunmen of the Apocalypse. White Hole is an extremely close second
My absolute favourite part of the series is when the emohawk sucks out everyone’s personality and Rimmer becomes the quiche loving hippie who spells out clitoris as a group name! The scene where Starbug gets intercepted by the Hologram ship where Lister eats his cigarette is a close second
Love these, especially Kryten learning to lie, but I think one of my favorites was the Cat getting access to the food dispensary and ordering "FISH!" and later regretting it as "food escape"
dont touch anything we cant find the self destruct lister ask for a toffee crisp that sets of the countdown cat say that was a very stupid thing you did
There is one from the Cat I really like, goes something like "If he's you and you're him, how do I know I'm me, and if I'm not who's eating this chicken"
Holly's joke about the sausage Lister left in his fridge and the light he left on in his kitchen as an april fools joke, despite not being april 1st, will always make me laugh!
I think the video message from the representatives of the Vindaloovian Empire to the psychotic Simulants might be my favourite Red Dwarf moment. “Is that not right, Bhindi Bhaji?”
"Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe out an entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt." What a classic 😂
@@thefishwillbearmed7391 “Name?” “Dave Lister” “Occupation?” “Errr, Bum” “Would you describe the accused as a friend?” “No, I’d describe the accused as a git!” “Who would you say thinks of him most fondly?” “Err, I do” “And are there no others with whom he’s shared moments of intimacy?” “Only one, but she’s got a puncture!”
I am fifty years old and this is one of my ten favorite series of all time. Watching this on Saturday nights on Georgia Public Broadcasting fundraisers with my friends stoned out of our minds are some of my favorite memories.
How about the scene where Lister's looking out the prison widow, describing seeing Winnie The Pooh being executed by firing squad. You don't see anything, but Lister's commentary of the event is great.
@@stevetheduck1425 or rimmerworld comes up with an escape plan involving much running and fighting then Kryten says "or we could just use the teleport"
Tikka to Ride is my favorite. The idea that JFK was the gunman one the grassy knoll is simply hilarious to me. As is the gang jumping up and down on Lister inn the final scene. Time travel shenanigans to fulfill the need for a vindaloo...Kryten serving barbequed dead guy...knocking Oswald out the window... Classic!
The backwards episode is hilarious in its entirety. My wife & I still call each other Smeeee Heeee, from Kryten's attempts at learning how to insult Rimmer.
Gutted that Rimmer's better dead than smeg moment didn't get a mention here. If Red Dwarf had ended there, could have been one of the best ever endings to a show.
There are so many: Toasty talking to Holly after she becomes a genius in White Hole. The Lateral Thinking question from Trojan. The ending of Queeg. Lister finding an edible pot noodle in Angels and Demons. The feast in Legion. The list could go on and on.
There are so many great moments from this iconic science-fiction Emmy Award winning British sitcom Red Dwarf like from this episode, Camille. LISTER: You CAN! KRYTEN: I CAN’T! LISTER: (Picks up the banana again.) Look! What’s this?! KRYTEN: No! LISTER: What is it? KRYTEN: Please! LISTER: Come on, what is it? KRYTEN: It’s a b… It’s a b… It’s a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! (He looks stunned.) And this famous quote, KRYTEN: He’s Mister - LISTER: No no no, come on, he’s a - KRYTEN: He’s a smeee… LISTER: Yeah, come on! KRYTEN: He’s a smeee… LISTER: He’s a - KRYTEN: He’s a smeee… LISTER: He’s a - LISTER holds up a “flash card” which reads “SMEG.” KRYTEN: He’s a smeeeg… LISTER holds up another card, next to the first one, which reads “HEAD.” KRYTEN: … Heeaaaad! I did it! It's no wonder why Red Dwarf is so very popular not just in the UK and Ireland, but Worldwide, especially in the USA, Australia, New Zealand and Japan.
Holly’s April Fools joke with the replacement personality. On the same ice planet, Dave switched a cutout of his guitar for the fire. The selection of replacement heads on the shelf for Kryton. “There’s an old saying in robotics, 100110010010100…” 😂
or rimmer in listers body, crashes starbug pretends to lose his arm then says even worse i have broken your guitar holly and cat look at each other and burst out laffing
I think my favourite Red Dwarf moment is Lister teaching Kryten how to lie in "Camille", but a very close second is the crew meeting scene from "Polymorph". I can't imagine why that would be absent from this list, unless it has something to do with the abbreviation for Rimmer's personal favourite name for their group, the "Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society" ;-)
Cat with the Yoyo cracks me up. His spray "That's mine, that's mine, I don't want that, that's mine". I also say quite a lot "Every body is dead Dave" when watching a film when shit goes down. My wife is sick to death of hearing it 😝
Number 10 Everybody's dead Dave is something I will never forget. Years ago I would go home for the weekend to watch Doctor Who. The channel always had some show on before it and I'd usually watch it. They started showing Red Dwarf and when I watched Dave tasting little piles of ash and then the computer telling Dave everyone was dead I fell in love with the show instantly. Even my mother cracked up over it.
One of my favourite Red Dwarf moments is during the Holoship encounter, Rimmer gets beamed off Starbug and the lines are short but PERFECT! Kryten: "Sir! They've TAKEN Mr Rimmer...!" Cat: "Quick! Lets got out of here before they bring him back!" PRICELESS!!!! The best sight gag? the final scene from Backwards when the Cat goes to the toilet on a version of Earth running time in reverse, disgusting but the LOOK on Cats face is just HILARIOUS! Rimmer and Lister stood on the steps to Starbug... Rimmer; "You know it could've worked... Where's the Cat?" Lister: "He won't be long, He's.. You know "in the bushes..." Both pause glancing about then the penny drops and they clance at each other in HORROR! Lister: "We've GOT to stop him!" cut to the Cat... the face and hair standing all over the place, the walk back to the ship and up the stairs.. Cat pauses without turning and says: "Dont ask....." O M G!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I had a gun against my head, I'd say my favourite moment is from the episode Marooned where Lister is talking about how he lost his virginity. "You can't have been a full member of the golf club then!"
"So what is it?" "It's a garbage pod! A smegging garbage pod!" "An April, May, June, July and August fool." "I'm the Rimmer who came with Lister who married Komchamski. Here's where things get a little complicated." "Better dead than smeg." "So what is it?"
"Red Dwarf" is really a great series. I never know which one is better, this one or "Yes, Minister"/"Yes, Prime Minister". My favourite Red Dwarf sequence is the Rimmer museum with the Rimmer song from season 7.
There's very little about Holly in there, who was an extremely funny character. My favourite moment is the ending to Queeg in series 2. I won't detail any spoilers. I'll just say if you haven't watched it, go and watch it now!
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what are we going to to with them mr flibble
The cat was gun slinging, not knives😜
Kryten sits down with the reformed psychologist for a "natter"./krytens psychological exam.
my favourite Red Dwarf moment is Blue Alert in series 6. Rimmer goes mad about the crew needing to be professional in a Blue Alert situation, then when they detect something and Rimmer says "Step it up to Red Alert", its Kryten's reply that has me in stitches. "Sir, are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the bulb"
They did a rehash of the joke in series 8.
Cat: Forget red let's go all the way up to brown alert.
Kryten: there is no such thing as brown alert.
Cat: you won't be saying that in a minute and don't say I didn't alert you.
I used to have the wav file of that play when I started up my PC.
@@stealthimaster8583 which one? Change the bulb or brown alert?
It’s on a level with “play it cool Trig”😂😂
My favourite is from the same episode, where Rimmer is trying to show how cultured the crew are.
"This 3 dimensional sculpture in particular is quite exquisite. Its simplicity, it's bold, stark lines. Pray, what do you call it?"
"The lightswitch"
"The lightswitch?"
"Yes"
"I couldn't buy it then?"
"Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off"
Rimmer's leaving speech.. "after all these years, I've come to think of you as people I met"... Always gets me
The episode justice. "You have no weapons" "no" "guess what? I lied" "guess what so did I but I lied twice" "damn didn't think of that" 😂😂😂😂😂
You simply cannot have a list of funniest Red Dwarf moments without the backwards bar fight.
UNRUMBLE!
The last scene stole it for me...
Watching the Cat go off to 'relieve' himself and the look on his face after the backwards realization of what that meant, after the event - that look ... was priceless.
Excuse me, have you tooth back!😄😄😄
@@nigelhickman2274 Totally hilarious that scene😂😂😂😂😂😂
Old Holly vs Queeg
Super Ace Rimmer
Nodnol
Gunmen of the Apocalypse
Planet Pool
Dwayne Dibbley
Marooned
Rimmer meeting Napoleon
Evil Kryten
And Happy Death Day.
@@duncancurtis5108 Also: the Series 1 & 4 versions of Talkie Toaster
The pleasure gelf always gets me when cat walks in and see's himself 😂
I adore this show, I've watched it countless times, and it never gets old. My favourite episode would have to be Rimmer donning Mr Fibbles and the gingham dress during the quarantine.
Mr Flibble would be very cross if you didn't.......
We’re you told to say that by the king of the potato people?
'Backwards' is also an absolute classic
Rimmer in drag lashing Lister with a Holo Whip: I'm going to have you! 😂
The episode with Rimmer in a gingham dress with Mr. Flibble is called Quarantine.
I think you missed the moment when (finally) Death comes for Rimmer.
Asking if Rimmer has any last words, Rimmer, trapped in a doorway with no possible means of escape thinks about it for a moment. Then he knees Death in the nuts, jumps over him before turning to say: "Only the good die young" before scampering off.
lister to rimmer what you would shoot a man in the back
rimmer replys i would shoot him if he is on the job
The shrinking boxer shorts scene from Polymorph at 11:19 was the funniest Red Dwarf moment ever. The biggest laugh of the entire series.
I personally love the scene when Kryten works out how to defeat Legion by knocking out the team
Added to that, when Rimmer is trying to impress Legion about his love of art whilst looking at the light switch
@@aking-plums6985Rimmer:It's simplicity. It's stark bold lines. Prey what do you call it? Legion:...The light switch!
Rimmer: I couldn't buy it then?
Legion: Not really....I need it to turn the lights on and off!
@@manumental86 lol, one of the best lines from any comedy.
@@aking-plums6985 "Anti matter chopsticks? We use them all the time".
Just a slight application of chloroform, sir!
Lister : ''I want my pea back. It's my pea. I earned that pea. Where is it? I don't care if it's on the floor all covered in fluff, if it's under the bed with my toenail clippings, I don't care where it is -- it's my pea, I earned it, and I'm going to eat it no matter what!.''
Rimmer : "It flew off into your dirty-sock basket."
Lister : "I'll just have the toast."
I'd personally like to add, the part in backwards when Cat goes behind a hedge for the toilet & hilarity ensues 😊
I remember my Mom watching a PBS marathon of this when I was a kid and we became hooked, unfortunately that was the only time I ever saw it back then. Fast forward to my 20’s and a buddy of mine was obsessed with the series and got me rehomed. As of today I own every episode and special on DVD!
And now, all 13 Seasons of Red Dwarf is on BritBox.
@@marylynch948 still not a bad idea to have the physical media though, just saying!
Me too ! i even bought a t shirt from PBS
Kryten has always been my favorite character. One of his best moments is in Tikka to Ride when he realizes he and his crew mates are in the Dallas Book Depository. Robert Llewellyn's cartoonish doubletake is priceless.
yes the time travel episode....:)
Cat, "Am I the only one with sense around here with any sense? Zap them with the blasters!"
Kryten, "A superlative suggestion, Sir, with only two drawbacks; First, we don't have any blasters, and, secondly, we don't have any blasters. I realise that, technically, that is only one drawback, but it is such a BIGGIE that I felt I had to mention it twice!"
The fact that I can read that and hear both Cat and Kryten's voices in my head...
I would have to say the Inquisitor episode. If you want to reflect on what you're doing with your life, ask yourself what you would say to the Inquisitor to justify your existence.
That episode had an underlying deeper theme beneath the laughs that characterised some of the best episodes of the show, Back To Reality being another example of this. Season 5 was absolutely incredible.
The Vindaloo monster being killed by a can of lager. Brilliant.
"I cant believe i'm running away from a Psychopathic-Curried-Man". Always gets me! Rimmer got so many of the best lines! 😂😂
Best Red Dwarf moment:
Cat walking around with a spray bottle.
" That's mine, this is mine..."
comes out of a wardrobe says "wont find that on until ne puts his shoes on"
For me, it's the bit in Better Than Life when Lister & Rimmer are having a heart to heart talk after reading a letter notifying Rimmer of his father's demise. Unfortunately, the tender moment is spoiled by the Cat, who has just recovered from Rimmer's appalling cooking.
"Aaaaooow! My stomach's has been pumped and I'm HUNGRY!"
"Shh, Cat - Rimmer's dad's died!"
"...I'd rather have chicken."
My favorite moment in that story was Cat introduces Miranda, a reverse mermaid (fish on top, woman on bottom). Lister says it doesn't make sense, but Cat points out it does, and makes a - - - gesture with his mouth, LOL!!
It's weird that they cut that bit out in the remastered version.🤔
Really? That's odd.
The bit that @scottboswell6406 mentioned has been cut out, the bit you mentioned was in both versions (but with a different exterior shot)🙂🙂🙂
@@KRPTV Wow, really? I hate when things from the original stories get changed or edited out, like Hans Solo shooting first.
"I didn't know gespacho soup was SUPPOSED TO BE SERVED COLD!"
😂😂😂😂
"*SUPER*"
Love this more than words can convey
This is the one timeless show I can watch anywhere anytime
When Lister is using his cigarette pack as a walkie talkie
Lister to Red Dwarf....we have in our midst a complete smegpot!
The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have a rather sturdy holo-whip in the munitions cabinet
Brains in the anal region.
Chin absent, presumed missing.
Genitalia, small and inoffensive, of no value or interest.
Some other great or memorable moments were…
When Lister marries a Gelf.
Cat dancing with a mini spaceship.
Confidence’s head exploding after taking off his helmet.
Rimmer exercising with himself in Me2.
Lister playing pool with planets.
Kryten introducing his (dead) crew.
Rimmer going down the line of soldiers in Meltdown.
Kryten discovering himself when human in D.N.A.
The introduction of Ace Rimmer.
The banquet in Legion.
FYI It's not the Cats character "The Riviera kid" with impeccable knife throwing skills, it's Listers "Brett Riverboat" character
I love Rimmer giving the unfortunate team name in Polymorph.
CBC, Canadian Boardcasting Company, used to air these back in the day at 10 or 11 pm.I am so happy they did, I f**king love this show.
Red Dwarf has been a favorite since the 80's. Everything on the list is hilarious. 💙🤣😂😂😂😂
Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast.
Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas
What a guy 😅
Ace Rimmer should be getting his own show. Anyone else agree or disagree?
A few that would've made my list:
"Hey, oxygen is for losers!" Confidence and Paranoia
"Play the guitar" Psirens
Making out witb a😂
Psiren" also Psirens
"Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast"
I love Red Dwarf as much as I do Star Trek TOS and Doctor Who. I think this scene is my all-time favorite: In "Kryten", when the lads go to the Nova 5 to rescue the girls, and they see the state of them. I just about wet myself laughing! Lister to Rimmer: "I think the blonde one's giving you the eye."
But I was only gone two minutes!
@@digitaldeathsquid3448 LOL! YES!! That line's great, too! And when they're waiting for the Cat and he shows up and says, "Hi, monkeys!"
Lister: "The first thing we should do is bury them."
Kryten: "You're that sure they're dead?"
@@digitaldeathsquid3448That is my all-time favorite line in the entire series.
Listen, girls. I don't know whether this is the time or place to say this but my mate, Ace, here is incredibly, 'credibly brave!
Backwards, at the end of the episode when Lister and Rimmer are about to board Starbug and Lister realizes what Cat is about to do in the bushes …too late! Danny John-Jules look of disgust, followed by the awkward walk and his declaration of “Don’t ask!” were the single funniest bits of the entire series.
This entire series is brilliant and wasway a head of it's time.
I love Red Dwarf. Some of my favourite moments (in no order):
1. Cat taking a dump behind a bush in the backwards universe
2. Cat singing "Tongue Tied" You are right about it being catchy. I never knew it was released as a single though.
3. The Rimmer Experience
4. Rimmer getting the holo virus.
5. Kryton saying "Smeeeeg Heeeaaaaad" when trying to lie to Rimmer.
6. Lister playing pool with planets.
7. The whole Back to Reality episode but especially seeing Duane Dibley and the Cats reaction when he finds out that is him.
8. Polymorph episode. ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?
9. Demons & Angels where there is a good and evil version of themselves.
The White hole episode was awesome too.
5. He was trying to insult him not lie to him
In Demons & Angels, when the Demon Rimmer appears, tops the one in Quarantine, just barely.
@@scottboswell6406"I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life...and then; I'm going to have you!"
🤔
My fav red dwarf moment is from The Last Day (series 3)
Kryten: "You would risk your lives for me, yet you would gain nothing from it. Is this the human emotion you call friendship?".
Lister (Seriously hungover): "Ktyten, it's too early in the morning for all this Star Trek crap!".
My favorite was Rimmer trial especially Kryten's defense.
The moment of Red Dwarf I quote all the time is during an emergency in Starbug where the have called a "Blue Alert"... As things escalate, Rimmer insists on going to red alert. Kryten looks at him dead pan and says "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb"
My favourite as well. This one should definitely have been in the top 10!
Not to mention Cat declaring a brown alert, which is immediately shot down as "There's no such thing as a brown alert". The reply from Cat is hilarious: "Y'all going to see that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!"
@@hinzsteryou won't be saying that in a minute
Favourite quote - Kryten when asked if Rimmer had fallen for Listers latest prank "Yes sir, hook, line, sinker & copy of angling times"
There's so many - must use a rd quote every day
Holly vs the Talkie Toaster 😂😂
"Of course Larger the only thing that can kill a vindaloo" is hands down my favorite Joke in the entrie series
Cat coming out of rhe bushes at the end of Backwards "don't ask". Sometimes the unspoken lines are the best 😂
You forgot the double polaroid.... You could have made this a top 50 list... so many funny bits in RD.
So true I love this show seen it through like 3 times back to front
Kryten, now human, having his first breakfast and explaining to Lister how his undies came off.
Kryten explaining to the now alive again ship's counselor that he is, indeed, alive again after having been dead.
The Inquisitor and Rimmer World were classics too
S3:E2--Backwards, the greatest episode ever!
Pete Tranter's sister - can't recall the title but Jenny Agutter is in the same episode later on.
"You haven't had sex for millions of years."
"I prefer to think in Ice Ages then it's only four"
I just love the idea that Lister has harboured a crush on some woman but has no idea what her name is.
You could easily do a top 50 with Red Dwarf and people would still list more. Glorious series.
The episode with the rogue simulants is a good favourite of mine.
I am Tarka Dal. An ambassador for the great Vindaloovian Empire.
😂😂😂😂 amazing then when kryten puts his eyes back in that look of surprise gets me every time
I think when he says 'isn't that right bigjie badgie' ( then goes to cat talking to me is the funniest moments of red dwarf outside of the rimmer experience ). Funnier ofc is lister truly believed that was going to work, lol and krytens reaction.
One of the best episodes to me is the one where they land on the Backwards planet. Especially with the backwards fight scene. :-)
All great, funny moments. But my all time fave will always be when Kryten became "human"
double polaroid!
"is that normal?" "What, taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? No, Kryten, it's not!"
Queeg twist reveal in season 2 and realising holly is not as dumb as we thought gets me everytime
I love the fact that DJJ's character in Death in Paradise is called Dwayne as a nod to his Dwarf alter ego.
Alphabetti Spaghetti has me laughing out loud every time I see it. And I once watched the episode a few times in one week.
I remember watching episodes of this show that my family taped off the TV when I was a kid. After I watched it as a kid for the first time, I not only loved the show from there on, but I would watch the tape almost every day because it was that funny. My favorite episodes are the Quarantine episode, Demons and Angels, Welcome to Reality,( I hope I got that name right), Legion, the episode with the emohawk, and of course the famous Backwards episode. Seeing that episode as a kid really cracked me up, seeing everything from people eating and drinking backwards to the bar fight in reverse was just hilarious🤣🤣. My favorite line from the Quarantine episode is where Rimmer saids "Well we know what to get you for Christmas, a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wall paper." This show is so underrated. And I love it.
It's impossible for me to pick a favourite Red Dwarf moment because they're all just so good, maybe if I had to pick I'd say either Rimmer in the gingham dress in Quarantine or the reverse bar room fight in Backwards!😄
UNRUMBLE!!
The peak of Red Dwarf, for me, was series 3 and 4, with 5 and 6 not that far behind. But as consistently good as 3 and 4 are, my favourite episode is Gunmen of the Apocalypse. White Hole is an extremely close second
So... what is it ?
I'm with you on that. Series 3-6 are the ones I keep re-watching.
My husband and I will still call people "Dwain Dibbly" and laugh our heads off!
Also, we occasionally throw out a "everybody's dead, Dave." 😂
My absolute favourite part of the series is when the emohawk sucks out everyone’s personality and Rimmer becomes the quiche loving hippie who spells out clitoris as a group name! The scene where Starbug gets intercepted by the Hologram ship where Lister eats his cigarette is a close second
When he put Mr fibble to his ear, we can't possibly do that, who clear up the mess !
Game over boys...
Best lines ever!
I love this show, one of my favourites ever! Thank you for the laughs 😁
My favourite line is from 'Legion':
Rimmer : Step up to red alert.
Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Love these, especially Kryten learning to lie, but I think one of my favorites was the Cat getting access to the food dispensary and ordering "FISH!" and later regretting it as "food escape"
dont touch anything we cant find the self destruct
lister ask for a toffee crisp that sets of the countdown
cat say that was a very stupid thing you did
@@philiprice7875he is very lucky he did not order a double cheeseburger
There is one from the Cat I really like, goes something like "If he's you and you're him, how do I know I'm me, and if I'm not who's eating this chicken"
"everyone knows where they were the day Cliff Richard was shot" classic.
Holly's joke about the sausage Lister left in his fridge and the light he left on in his kitchen as an april fools joke, despite not being april 1st, will always make me laugh!
"The Norweb Federation"
That and queeg!!
I think the video message from the representatives of the Vindaloovian Empire to the psychotic Simulants might be my favourite Red Dwarf moment. “Is that not right, Bhindi Bhaji?”
Ohhhhhh! Red Dwarf! 😅 As far as I'm concerned, that every episode of Red Dwarf was absolutely hilariously funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazed that Blue Alert and The Trial of Rimmer haven’t made this list.
Objection!
But sir are you absolutely sure? That does mean changing the bulb!!!
@@MarcsCupofTea “A man of such awesome stupidity he even objects to his own defence counsel!”
"Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe out an entire crew?
Who?
Only a yoghurt."
What a classic 😂
@@thefishwillbearmed7391
“Name?”
“Dave Lister”
“Occupation?”
“Errr, Bum”
“Would you describe the accused as a friend?”
“No, I’d describe the accused as a git!”
“Who would you say thinks of him most fondly?”
“Err, I do”
“And are there no others with whom he’s shared moments of intimacy?”
“Only one, but she’s got a puncture!”
I am fifty years old and this is one of my ten favorite series of all time. Watching this on Saturday nights on Georgia Public Broadcasting fundraisers with my friends stoned out of our minds are some of my favorite memories.
This show made my childhood… (1998 was the year I was born so I had the tapes followed by countless dvds) but mine is the Rimmer song.
My favourite was Rimmer World 😅
Take me to your leader...
I AM HEEEE 😅
10:46 immediately when I saw that I hear rimmers line "you'll bonk anything wouldn't you lister"
I'm gonna eat you little fishy. 🎶
Hey guys I i dont want to alarm anyone but Swirly Thing alert! 😂
How about the scene where Lister's looking out the prison widow, describing seeing Winnie The Pooh being executed by firing squad. You don't see anything, but Lister's commentary of the event is great.
'He's refusing the blindfold...'
@@stevetheduck1425 or rimmerworld
comes up with an escape plan involving much running and fighting then Kryten says "or we could just use the teleport"
Tikka to Ride is my favorite. The idea that JFK was the gunman one the grassy knoll is simply hilarious to me. As is the gang jumping up and down on Lister inn the final scene.
Time travel shenanigans to fulfill the need for a vindaloo...Kryten serving barbequed dead guy...knocking Oswald out the window... Classic!
The backwards episode is hilarious in its entirety.
My wife & I still call each other Smeeee Heeee, from Kryten's attempts at learning how to insult Rimmer.
... And get him out of that damn nappy!
I'm watching you Ghandi!
Think I’ve rewatched red dwarf more than anything else now! It just gets funnier….highly rewatchable show!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Quarantine is the best ever episode. We can't possibly do that 😮 ...... who'd clear up the mess😂😂😂😂
Gutted that Rimmer's better dead than smeg moment didn't get a mention here. If Red Dwarf had ended there, could have been one of the best ever endings to a show.
You got Riviera Kid, sharpshooter, and Brett Riverboat the knife thrower, Lister's character, mixed up
The brilliant comedic originality of "but what is it.... Only joking" has to be right up there
There are so many: Toasty talking to Holly after she becomes a genius in White Hole. The Lateral Thinking question from Trojan. The ending of Queeg. Lister finding an edible pot noodle in Angels and Demons. The feast in Legion. The list could go on and on.
It's Talkie, Talkie Toaster
Funniest line ever - "is it normal. What taking a picture of it and showing it to your mates - no it's not!" Kryton and Dave DNA The polariod scene.
There are so many great moments from this iconic science-fiction Emmy Award winning British sitcom Red Dwarf like from this episode, Camille. LISTER: You CAN!
KRYTEN: I CAN’T!
LISTER: (Picks up the banana again.) Look! What’s this?!
KRYTEN: No!
LISTER: What is it?
KRYTEN: Please!
LISTER: Come on, what is it?
KRYTEN: It’s a b… It’s a b… It’s a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian
traffic warden! (He looks stunned.) And this famous quote, KRYTEN: He’s Mister -
LISTER: No no no, come on, he’s a -
KRYTEN: He’s a smeee…
LISTER: Yeah, come on!
KRYTEN: He’s a smeee…
LISTER: He’s a -
KRYTEN: He’s a smeee…
LISTER: He’s a -
LISTER holds up a “flash card” which reads “SMEG.”
KRYTEN: He’s a smeeeg…
LISTER holds up another card, next to the first one, which reads “HEAD.”
KRYTEN: … Heeaaaad! I did it!
It's no wonder why Red Dwarf is so very popular not just in the UK and Ireland, but Worldwide, especially in the USA, Australia, New Zealand and Japan.
Marooned was my favourite episode. Just because it's 2 smeee heee's banter rebounding off each other. Quality. 👋boys from the dwarf👋
Holly’s April Fools joke with the replacement personality.
On the same ice planet, Dave switched a cutout of his guitar for the fire.
The selection of replacement heads on the shelf for Kryton.
“There’s an old saying in robotics, 100110010010100…” 😂
100101101101002
or rimmer in listers body, crashes starbug pretends to lose his arm then says even worse i have broken your guitar holly and cat look at each other and burst out laffing
Don't stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger
I think my favourite Red Dwarf moment is Lister teaching Kryten how to lie in "Camille", but a very close second is the crew meeting scene from "Polymorph". I can't imagine why that would be absent from this list, unless it has something to do with the abbreviation for Rimmer's personal favourite name for their group, the "Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society" ;-)
Cat with the Yoyo cracks me up. His spray "That's mine, that's mine, I don't want that, that's mine". I also say quite a lot "Every body is dead Dave" when watching a film when shit goes down. My wife is sick to death of hearing it 😝
The Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific. Or something like that. Dave teaching Crichton to Lie. It's an Or and Or and Or, it's a banana 😆
Backwards, when Cat goes for a poop at the end of the show 😂 ALL OF IT IS FUNNY. I LOVE IT !
I can;t stop remembering. Better than Life, Rimmer fucks the entire game up 🤣 Neurotic bastard !
My personal favourite is “So what is it?”
A great gag using creative use of time and editing.
Number 10 Everybody's dead Dave is something I will never forget. Years ago I would go home for the weekend to watch Doctor Who. The channel always had some show on before it and I'd usually watch it. They started showing Red Dwarf and when I watched Dave tasting little piles of ash and then the computer telling Dave everyone was dead I fell in love with the show instantly. Even my mother cracked up over it.
It would have to be "Human heaven? They just made that up to stop you all going nuts." That entire sequence about Silicon Heaven is just perfect.
One of my favourite Red Dwarf moments is during the Holoship encounter, Rimmer gets beamed off Starbug and the lines are short but PERFECT!
Kryten: "Sir! They've TAKEN Mr Rimmer...!"
Cat: "Quick! Lets got out of here before they bring him back!"
PRICELESS!!!!
The best sight gag? the final scene from Backwards when the Cat goes to the toilet on a version of Earth running time in reverse, disgusting but the LOOK on Cats face is just HILARIOUS!
Rimmer and Lister stood on the steps to Starbug...
Rimmer; "You know it could've worked... Where's the Cat?"
Lister: "He won't be long, He's.. You know "in the bushes..."
Both pause glancing about then the penny drops and they clance at each other in HORROR!
Lister: "We've GOT to stop him!" cut to the Cat... the face and hair standing all over the place, the walk back to the ship and up the stairs..
Cat pauses without turning and says: "Dont ask....."
O M G!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
100% successful trip! but sir we lost mr rimmer, 100% successful trip!
funniest de-dump ever
I like when Lister plays pool with planets. The earlier "So, what is it" scene is good, too.
If I had a gun against my head, I'd say my favourite moment is from the episode Marooned where Lister is talking about how he lost his virginity.
"You can't have been a full member of the golf club then!"
1. Kryten learning to lie
2. Everybody is dead Dave
3. Cat singing "Tongue Tied"
The Vindaloo monster should have been included in this list. A lager killing a vindaloo was priceless.
"So what is it?"
"It's a garbage pod! A smegging garbage pod!"
"An April, May, June, July and August fool."
"I'm the Rimmer who came with Lister who married Komchamski. Here's where things get a little complicated."
"Better dead than smeg."
"So what is it?"
"Red Dwarf" is really a great series. I never know which one is better, this one or "Yes, Minister"/"Yes, Prime Minister". My favourite Red Dwarf sequence is the Rimmer museum with the Rimmer song from season 7.
There's very little about Holly in there, who was an extremely funny character. My favourite moment is the ending to Queeg in series 2. I won't detail any spoilers. I'll just say if you haven't watched it, go and watch it now!
Everyone's dead Dave, they're all dead Dave 😂😅
So you're saying they're all dead
@@WilliamWright-ls3nt 🤣🤣🤣
How can you miss Kryten and the 'double Polaroid"?
love the one where theres a monster on the ship, and theyre at the same computer typing messages to each other so the monster wont hear :D