British Citizenship Test - Stand Up Comedy Imran Yusuf

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @sainellore6874
    @sainellore6874 3 роки тому +21

    You're too damn good! That's the way to do standup comedy! It was a joy watching you perform with total audience participation. All the best to you, man!

  • @georgechristiansen6785
    @georgechristiansen6785 5 років тому +515

    The "correct" "British" accent changes every 25 miles.

    • @TrendingPendingVideos
      @TrendingPendingVideos 5 років тому +6

      What’s a British accent? Don’t get much cockney pure London accent as people call British. Or the queens stereotype accent.

    • @Guernsey576
      @Guernsey576 5 років тому +6

      @@TrendingPendingVideos Welsh valleys, Birmingham, Geordie, Inverness, Glasgow etc etc.

    • @the0point
      @the0point 5 років тому +5

      Accent isn't pronunciation. Just cause one says a word wrong, doesn't mean it's pronounced that way.

    • @pigstrotters4198
      @pigstrotters4198 5 років тому +4

      I think "accents within the UK" sounds better.
      There's a strong difference between an Edinburgh and a Glasgow accent for example. They are 42 miles apart. the Edinburgh accent is wonderful, but the more west you travel the worse it gets until it finally ends up as the grittiest accent in the UK. Even the Indian-sounding Welsh accent.
      Actually they say the best "Queens" English is (still) spoken in Inverness.

    • @miryc3n479
      @miryc3n479 4 роки тому +1

      Special geordie accent changes every 3 miles

  • @p_zwackelmann
    @p_zwackelmann 9 років тому +1485

    I've been pronouncing the word "right" wrong all my life, now I know that the correct British pronunciation is the sound of a duck (as can be observed at 1:34). The more you know.
    Edit: Apparently he actually said "alright", not "right". Sori abaut mi inglisch!

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 9 років тому +81

      +Petersilius Zwackelmann I can't wait to try out that duck-quacking sound on my next job interview.

    • @melanieenmats
      @melanieenmats 8 років тому +7

      +Petersilius Zwackelmann Classic Zwackelmann!

    • @AbdulKhan-hj2fd
      @AbdulKhan-hj2fd 8 років тому +6

      +Petersilius Zwackelmann hahahahahahaha

    • @tamsinmccormick
      @tamsinmccormick 8 років тому +7

      +Petersilius Zwackelmann Don't you mean wrongly ?

    • @tamsinmccormick
      @tamsinmccormick 8 років тому +1

      +Petersilius Zwackelmann Wrong !!

  • @sarahj6795
    @sarahj6795 6 років тому +11

    I got 3/3 and I've never set foot in Britain (I'm Canadian). I feel like I've done some of my ancestors proud, though.

  • @mujtabashah3667
    @mujtabashah3667 7 років тому +22

    Amazing. His humour and personality reminds me of how bright and confident young asians were in the 80’s and 90’s. Miss that beautiful era so bad.

  • @slateflash
    @slateflash 9 років тому +1214

    Can't believe he fell for Soccer come on mate

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +129

      +slateflash That word should be considered legally blasphemy in Britain! :-)

    • @atharvamahajan5775
      @atharvamahajan5775 8 років тому +56

      +Imran Yusuf Not just in Britain anywhere in the world. That word should be banned lol.

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 6 років тому +14

      Wasn't it originally called Soccer in England though? The word definitely comes from England, not America.

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 6 років тому +6

      @Rosida Andriyana When it comes to sport, that's not far off from the truth. We created most big sports, including football, rugby, cricket, tennis, boxing, hockey, snooker, darts and even things like MMA and bungee jumping (Golf was invented by our neighbours Scotland). Also American football, baseball and ice hockey evolved out of rugby, rounders and hockey. You might also be interested to Google the Telegraph newspaper's "Top 50 British Inventions" list, to see what what else we (well, the English and the Scottish) have given the world.

    • @loraineburrell532
      @loraineburrell532 6 років тому +2

      I fell for it, but I'm American lol

  • @YouKevo
    @YouKevo 8 років тому +196

    This guy is actually really good. Two thumbs up.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому +13

      Cheers!

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 6 років тому +3

      but where are you putting your thumbs up?

    • @sarahkilimanjaro1409
      @sarahkilimanjaro1409 5 років тому

      YouKevo @ yea he’s all right for an Asian

    • @SandiegoRockstar
      @SandiegoRockstar 4 роки тому

      @@m.jailam8861, that is the correct response. Congratulations on passing your British citizenship test!

  • @sadikmeah4057
    @sadikmeah4057 8 років тому +526

    I was deported back to Timbuktu after the first word

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому +30

      +Sadik Meah Hahaha, study for the test next time! ;-) x

    • @sadikmeah4057
      @sadikmeah4057 8 років тому +15

      Imran Yusuf
      Definitely! Good show btw, and an inspiration to people like me who thought Russell Peters was the best we had!

    • @sammahadfaraday8693
      @sammahadfaraday8693 6 років тому +1

      Malian here too

    • @asadmuyinda3111
      @asadmuyinda3111 5 років тому

      Sad, no LAUGHING emoji.

    • @beinnnabhfadhla6457
      @beinnnabhfadhla6457 4 роки тому

      Nice to hear.

  • @thatcatwild4014
    @thatcatwild4014 9 років тому +268

    As a British citizens I am ashamed to get them all wrong! Oh well, great job - very funny!

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +34

      +ThatCatWild Haha! We will have to deport you now! ;-P

    • @EnergyKnife
      @EnergyKnife 9 років тому +11

      Don't worry! We Americans will take you in. However to own your mandatory AR-15, first you simply have to pronounce "aluminum".

    • @thatcatwild4014
      @thatcatwild4014 9 років тому +1

      Imran Yusuf Nooooo!! XD
      EnergyKnife Yay! - umm pronounciation aloominum? (I say ali-mini-um but I think it's different in America D:)

    • @EnergyKnife
      @EnergyKnife 9 років тому +3

      +ThatCatWild Aluminium, eh? I'm afraid we'll have to exile you to live with the pretentious dipshits in Portland.
      And no AR-15!

    • @thatcatwild4014
      @thatcatwild4014 9 років тому +1

      EnergyKnife No >.< I'm a failure!! Welp, I better get learning then. x.x

  • @WellnessGraphy
    @WellnessGraphy 3 роки тому +2

    I a Muslim studied in a catholic school and we said the Lord’s Prayer in assembly every morning no modifications needed - it has no blasphemy

  • @cantankerouspatriarch4981
    @cantankerouspatriarch4981 8 років тому +179

    Original material. Nice one!

  • @GEOVANNInum9
    @GEOVANNInum9 4 роки тому +5

    When I come to power, I know who I'm hiring. The Imran with the plan. Still cracks me up. Great job.

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde14 7 років тому +54

    he pushes the boundaries but still keeps it funny. Respect.

  • @youthf7c343
    @youthf7c343 9 років тому +131

    I really appreciate the message of peace you always send to your followers.
    I am a hindu and I'd be glad if all hindu and muslims brothers and sisters could peacefully live in India.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +17

      Youth F7C Thank you for your kind message. One step at a time, hopefully we will all get there :-) x

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +7

      Tom In Space Cheers Dude :-)

    • @youthf7c343
      @youthf7c343 9 років тому +1

      Imran Yusuf​ 😨 are you the one who performed in this video or have just the same name 😮

    • @youthf7c343
      @youthf7c343 9 років тому +1

      Tom In Space​ 😁 yes he is!

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +8

      Youth F7C Yes, it's me, the same guy who is in the video :-) x

  • @jamviator
    @jamviator 5 років тому +7

    I'm Jamaican and I got all of them right. (We are part of the common wealth)

  • @HussnainLahori
    @HussnainLahori 4 роки тому +6

    Why have I never heard of you dude! you're hilarious, would love to see you live. keep up the good work bro!

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty 8 років тому +1262

    Saw that "soccer" one coming a mile off. Still funny though.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому +84

      +kdlofty Haha, thanks. Never say "soccer", it should be a punishable offence in the UK.

    • @kdlofty
      @kdlofty 8 років тому +9

      Imran Yusuf Damn right it should! Lol.

    • @SarthorS
      @SarthorS 8 років тому +10

      +Imran Yusuf Just remember. It's not American football. It's American soccer and it's played with an American rugby ball.

    • @coolsvilleowner
      @coolsvilleowner 8 років тому +14

      +kdlofty oscar was obviously under a lot of pressure, his britishness was at stake.

    • @tamsinmccormick
      @tamsinmccormick 8 років тому +7

      +Imran Yusuf . Do you know where the word Soccer comes from ?
      Let me tell you - If you look at Football Association you will see the stem of Soccer in the As-soc-iation part. Soccer is properly English coined in England by the original Fans when Association Football was created. Anyone who thinks Soccer is not English knows nothing of the history of Football in the UK. here in Liverpool the fans get to local matches in wait for it - a Soccerbus !! It loses effect if you make yourself stupid. !! Use harassment most English people get that wrong.

  • @melanieenmats
    @melanieenmats 8 років тому +1

    Oh my terrific. It's only people like this that can save us. Give this man some prize or sometin.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 9 років тому +417

    Im Norwegian and even I got a 3 of 3 on that one, what the hell oscar

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +69

      +GroovingPict Haha, well done, you're now officially a British Citizen! ;-)

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 9 років тому

      +Imran Yusuf If I told you that the Pronunciation of the words in this video are all wrong and are awful bastardizations of Norwegian and French and Breton. Congrats for speaking the most popular failure at speaking a coherent language with phonetically and grammatically sound words.

    • @braeduin
      @braeduin 9 років тому +22

      +The Major - What if I told you all languages are awful bastardisations of neighbouring languages and are failures at being phonetically and grammatically consistent. But at least English is the most popular failure.

    • @kokoshneta
      @kokoshneta 8 років тому +4

      +The Major
      Sorry, exactly which of _advertisement_, _schedule_, and _soccer_ is it that’s Norwegian or Breton? All three are entirely (if you look past the purely English origin of the abbreviation of _association_) borrowed from French, with Graeco-Latin roots.
      The phrase “grammatically sound words” makes no sense whatsoever, incidentally.

    • @morningmadera
      @morningmadera 8 років тому +1

      +braeduin
      not all languages ... there are languages that are spoken *exactly* as they are written ... if that is what you mean by "phonetically" ...

  • @peacegear293
    @peacegear293 8 років тому +9

    You are the best comic I've seen! This bit was hilarious!!

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому +1

      +Peace Gear Thanks pal! I appreciate your support, please share with your friends! :-)

    • @peacegear293
      @peacegear293 8 років тому

      +Imran Yusuf Absolutely mate. Is there a way we can talk? I'd love to get to know you at a personal level.

  • @hamza1234510
    @hamza1234510 9 років тому +791

    "Buisness is Buisness" oh gosh that South-asian accent ;)

    • @OmarBReal
      @OmarBReal 8 років тому +32

      business*

    • @tamsinmccormick
      @tamsinmccormick 8 років тому +1

      Remember it this way : busy Ness run together it becomes business

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 8 років тому +17

      +Arif Hamza Thats Indian accent. Bangladeshis do not have the accent and they are South Asians.

    • @kamkhan6380
      @kamkhan6380 8 років тому +4

      what a nob not funny at all get out of here u Muppet

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 7 років тому +6

      +halfvolley11 I think Rifos is trying to include Pakistanis as they are essentially the same culturally until the recent (historically speaking) political split.

  • @budisondakh4287
    @budisondakh4287 6 років тому +1

    How come i never heard of him, he's good,,, fine materials, well delivered, i like his confidence...

  • @ramkaluri7615
    @ramkaluri7615 6 років тому +6

    "oh the irony"😂😂😂
    Ur delivery is fantastic.

  • @stavarachemarco3076
    @stavarachemarco3076 5 років тому +21

    1:34 i swear on the gods i hear "quack"

  • @peterpiper7441
    @peterpiper7441 9 років тому +269

    I've taken the official "Life in the UK" test. It really is a bunch of questions like "Who was Henry VIII's second wife". As if that makes any difference to anything in the real world. And it cost £50 to take it.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому +59

      +Peter Piper I agree, and most British people don't even know the answers to questions like that. Trying to assimilate people through irrelevant historical quizzes isn't going to integrate anyone. But I hope you enjoyed it :-)

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 8 років тому +10

      Imran Yusuf I enjoyed it - sort of. I knew the material so well when I took the test that I was finished in four minutes flat. I took another two minutes to review my answers.
      And now I can tell you how many members of the Scottish parliament there are. (129) See how useful it is?

    • @wazza544
      @wazza544 8 років тому +28

      +Peter Piper I agree with both of you. Instead of years, dates, and who married who, the questions should be brief and functional. Do you respect that others around you are entitled to disagree with you, including politically and religiously, are you against violence, do you respect the rule of law, and is it your intent to live in peace and pay your taxes? Welcome to Britain! :o)

    • @jusufagung
      @jusufagung 7 років тому +4

      Actually the wives of Henry VIII predetermined the next war of throne and the next path of the British monarchs.

    • @Reman1975
      @Reman1975 6 років тому +25

      I'm British, I went through a British school, I've lived in the country my entire life, And I can still only remember 3 historic dates. 1066 - battle of Hastings, 1666 - Fire of London, And 1966 - England won the world cup.......
      Does this mean I'm less British as someone who's passed the government's general knowledge pub quiz ?
      Most Brits these days couldn't name the last 5 prime ministers, And I bet it you stopped 100 Brits in the street and asked what the queens last name was, at least 20% of them would get it wrong.
      So how can you test someone for "Britishness"?

  • @musiclover148
    @musiclover148 4 роки тому +19

    I'm American and I knew all three "correct" British pronunciations. The problem with your Oscars is that they watch too much American TV.

  • @AdoteAzhar
    @AdoteAzhar 6 років тому +8

    Man, this guy's delivery is top freaking notch.

  • @pradeepneupane883
    @pradeepneupane883 6 років тому +1

    He is 100% right. Be fair to every human.

  • @supekele
    @supekele 10 років тому +49

    I got them right and I'm Canadian!

    • @Alex-om1be
      @Alex-om1be 9 років тому +7

      I love Canadians ! From UK ;)

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +15

      supekele It's official, you can stay! :-)

  • @dillingersam588
    @dillingersam588 5 років тому +2

    Excellent Job Dude
    Love From
    We The North
    The Six
    Toronto
    Canada 😀❤

  • @sam._.buswell8181
    @sam._.buswell8181 5 років тому +20

    As soon as he said ooh the irony I actually died

  • @belounissalim1363
    @belounissalim1363 9 років тому +27

    I'm neither British, nor an English native speaker, but I got the three of them :D lol

  • @igrewold
    @igrewold 8 років тому +5

    Well done Yusuf, very funny indeed, you are a natural comedian.
    Regards from Arabia. :]

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому

      +igrewold Thank you very much, I'm glad that people are enjoying my work in as far as Arabia! :-)

    • @igrewold
      @igrewold 8 років тому

      You will become one of the most famous comics one day. Reaching the top is not hard but staying there is! ;]
      I also like George Carlin and Richard Pryor, masters of the art they are/were:
      v.ht/carlin
      v.ht/pryor
      Russell Peters performed in Arabia
      v.ht/russellarabia
      Hopefully one day you will. :)
      Peace.

    • @igrewold
      @igrewold 8 років тому

      You will become one of the most famous comics one day. Reaching the top is not hard but staying there is! ;]
      I also like George Carlin and Richard Pryor, masters of the art they are/were:
      v.ht/carlin
      v.ht/pryor
      Russell Peters performed in Arabia
      v.ht/russellarabia
      Hopefully one day you will. :)
      Peace.

    • @mehreenakhtar1657
      @mehreenakhtar1657 5 років тому

      50ui

  • @heritage433
    @heritage433 7 років тому +2

    I am so amazed and missing this level of comedy in my country.

  • @ayseelmo2008
    @ayseelmo2008 8 років тому +7

    YOU, my friend, are bloody hilarious!!!

  • @atharvamahajan5775
    @atharvamahajan5775 8 років тому +2

    I was expecting the soccer one even before advertisement. And I was so hoping that Oscar said football but alas. Funny stuff.

  • @jillelliott8175
    @jillelliott8175 8 років тому +5

    In Oz I have to use the terms "round ball football" or EPL to ensure I make the locals in Souf Oz realise I'm not talking about arial ping pong or AFL

  • @kritikitti3868
    @kritikitti3868 4 роки тому

    Hey Your Majesty! I'm now a citizen of the US (Florida) AND the UK. Got all 3 words correct. My fav al-u-min-i-um wasn't on the test. Whoops! It's dark! Gotta take my torch on the lift to check the boot of my Range Rover. Ta😘

  • @ayishan3619
    @ayishan3619 9 років тому +19

    How have I only discovered you now? Your soooooo funny omg !!!

  • @aysharahman6024
    @aysharahman6024 6 років тому

    SO FUNNY YUSUF. MY SON IS PREPARING FOR THE TEST. I HOPE YOUR FUNNY TIPS WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE... TNQ

  • @noelfaulkner6293
    @noelfaulkner6293 8 років тому +6

    He does a great set go see his hour long show ,brilliant.

  • @trickoholix
    @trickoholix 3 місяці тому

    I forgot about this scholar, pure genius.

  • @BjornSvenson
    @BjornSvenson 9 років тому +4

    I always thought the schedule thing was the other way around. I though Americans pronounced it as SHedule and in Britain we say SKedule. I guess I still have a lot to learn.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому

      +BjornSvenson Hahaha, thanks for enjoying the video :-)

  • @keepdancingmaria
    @keepdancingmaria 5 років тому

    I'm laughing, because I'm an American who watches a lot of British productions and performers. I got all 3 correct. This young man apparently watches a lot of US productions. Grass is always greener on the other side of the pond I suppose!
    Anyway, really funny material, and sharp delivery. Well done.

  • @WilfChadwick
    @WilfChadwick 5 років тому +4

    Can't believe that the BBC hasn't given him his own show, he's perfect for their English shaming, peaceful Islam pushing narrative, I love it!!
    I'd love to do a parallel show with Quranic surahs instead of English words for a muslim audience, that would be hilarious, deadly, but hilarious.

    • @magzsara9892
      @magzsara9892 5 років тому

      He has probably been signed up for an advertising agency on ITV.. They like to make white boys look stupid.. I wonder when it will dawn on Oscar.

  • @brentoncunliffe7245
    @brentoncunliffe7245 4 роки тому +2

    I don't think it is too much to ask that a person immigrating to such a beautiful 1st class country like the UK; where you get free education, free health, welfare and a much higher standard of living than most other countries, including in many cases the country you're emigrating from, where the government will look after you from the cradle to the grave; that you fully submerse yourself and assimilate yourself into all the historical and cultural heritage that makes up your adopted country. It is called gratitude.

  • @juliac9080
    @juliac9080 8 років тому +2

    wooo!!! I'm American and I got them all right!!! (thank you Sherlock!)

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому

      +Julia C Haha, congratulations Julia! Your UK Passport is in the mail!

  • @LoveToHearUSing
    @LoveToHearUSing 5 років тому

    This really made me smile, so thanks for uploading this clip :)

  • @ansuhmayram
    @ansuhmayram 9 років тому +10

    Oh my! I used to do the exact same things on Hymn Monday assemblies.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +1

      +Husna M Haha, I think we all did!

    • @iraja9918
      @iraja9918 5 років тому

      ​@@imranyusufcomedy thats why we are where we are today cult brainwashing from birth

    • @iraja9918
      @iraja9918 5 років тому

      ​ Imran Yusuf thats why we are where we are today cult brainwashing from birth

  • @leewest356
    @leewest356 6 років тому +1

    I’m a U.S. citizen and permanent resident of México where I usually am speaking Spanish, and yes, I got three out of three. Here in México, it’s fútbol.

  • @zegasi1274
    @zegasi1274 8 років тому +116

    XD I knew that soccer was Football and I live in Morocco COME ON

    • @trueravan
      @trueravan 5 років тому +1

      he wasn't telling you. You should shut up

    • @artisthusnatalal3099
      @artisthusnatalal3099 5 років тому +6

      @@trueravan come on! 😂

    • @ishadyishady6883
      @ishadyishady6883 5 років тому

      Ahhh I just realized that...from South East Asia here

  • @english-podcasts
    @english-podcasts 9 років тому +2

    Really enjoyed this - excellent, will be sharing it with my French friends - hey, you should come to France - Eddie Izzard did last month in Toulouse ... it was a sell out and he had to add extra dates.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +1

      +EFL PodBlog Thanks man! I'm actually doing a gig in Antibes in December :-)

  • @like-icecream
    @like-icecream 8 років тому +6

    I'm a British citizen and I fail the mock test every time.

  • @Matteus2109
    @Matteus2109 5 років тому +1

    Oh my God! I got them all right. And I'm Aussie!

  • @miguellopes2452
    @miguellopes2452 7 років тому +3

    Im portuguese and i knew when the battle of hastings happened

  • @sejembalm
    @sejembalm 5 років тому +1

    2:43 - I worked at the front desk in a company HQ and a British person came in and asked if he was on the schedule for meeting some executive, but he pronounced schedule as "shed-yule" like the comedian. I was momentarily confused and asked, "You mean if you are in the 'sked-yul'?" "Yes," he replied, "but 'shed-yule' the proper way to pronounce it." "Oh," I said, "I guess you learned that in shuul (school)?"

  • @sabira2517
    @sabira2517 8 років тому +57

    when i saw soccer, i immediately said football lol.. the first word, i say it both ways but mostly the british way..

    • @TEMUJINARTS
      @TEMUJINARTS 7 років тому

      Sabira Really!?? Seriously! ! Oh WOW !!!
      Your cookie is in the mail. Now sod off

  • @allanstrandberg519
    @allanstrandberg519 5 років тому +1

    Omg the soccer one I would take without a wink and I'm not even from Britain. As a Brit it's almost mandatory to be offended when you hear the word "Soccer". 😂

  • @Matt_Mosley1983
    @Matt_Mosley1983 9 років тому +3

    Subbed and off to watch everything you've uploaded so far :-)

  • @goodebening6564
    @goodebening6564 6 років тому +2

    how is this guy not world famous. suöper funny

  • @thrashkid665plus1
    @thrashkid665plus1 9 років тому +3

    I've been watching Ali G so man times ive started talking in the british accent. everybody laughs at me, but they wont laugh anymore when i get off the boat and english accept me as their own.

  • @mabarker72
    @mabarker72 6 років тому +2

    Ohh I never heard before that "schedule" pronounciation because what I learned at school was american-english. Anyway I like his jokes 😂

  • @momnahkhalil8613
    @momnahkhalil8613 10 років тому +4

    Lol I got them right but they should actually use his rest it will be educational and funny at the same time lol😂

  • @Trimere
    @Trimere 8 років тому +1

    I got them all right. I watch a lot of British TV.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому

      +Trimere I'm glad you got them all right, many people on here are going crazy telling me I'm wrong! I did the research and got verification from English teachers :-)

  • @svstore1908
    @svstore1908 6 років тому +8

    Damn really funny i laughed really hard and woke up my brother while he asleep

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 5 років тому

    How am I only just seeing this, mate you're something else. Laughed my tits off.

  • @xoxohsmfan
    @xoxohsmfan 8 років тому +6

    I love that evil laugh after every joke >.

  • @Patrick-pg2wz
    @Patrick-pg2wz 6 років тому +2

    XD is it just me, or when he says ‘right’ do you hear a duck quack? 1:33

  • @サイ-g4l
    @サイ-g4l 8 років тому +3

    As soon as I saw "soccer" I was thinking, say football mate lol

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому

      +サイ Haha, I always found it surprising how many people would get it wrong, they'd be like a deer caught in the headlights and just say the word without thinking that it might be a trap ;-)

    • @fcgash
      @fcgash 8 років тому

      +Imran Yusuf
      What would your response be when someone replies football? I assume you call them an idiot because they clearly can't read English, and then deport them.

  • @NikhileshSurve
    @NikhileshSurve 4 роки тому +1

    3:30 😂😂😂 I'm not British (may be now I qualify 😂) I too pronounce "soccer" as "Football" whenever I see it in any article but I call "american football" as "american soccer"

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 8 років тому +9

    I was waiting for "scone"

  • @mylifeinuk2189
    @mylifeinuk2189 4 роки тому +1

    Great ... keep it up..

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 5 років тому +4

    Hot diggity, I just passed the British Citizenship Test!

  • @TheNirvan999
    @TheNirvan999 8 років тому +2

    He is Funny :) Keep up the good work :)

  • @weahbettytwum9448
    @weahbettytwum9448 6 років тому +3

    Brilliant.

  • @Peteristrate
    @Peteristrate 5 років тому +2

    Damn. I'm an immigrant and I was pronouncing the word "advertisement" correctly.
    Then I arrived in the UK and started to pronounce it as the guy in the audience because I was following the other British speakers :))
    But then I was pronouncing "schedule", and still do, as the Americans do.
    I've picked up English from everywhere: school, movies, tourists, etc. LoL

  • @MaverickMono
    @MaverickMono 8 років тому +4

    Damnit! 1/3. I say "shedule" for schedule so I assumed it'd be a "sc" sound and would've said that. And for soccer I tried to be clever with "Association Football" so I guess i'll never know...
    Great routine.

    • @cuddles6938
      @cuddles6938 8 років тому

      +MaverickMono Yet if you watch a British channel called GradeAUnderA he says C and K sound the same why do we need two letters with the same sound. So SCHEDULE how he said it would be wrong. I'll stick to how it's said here in America.

    • @MaverickMono
      @MaverickMono 8 років тому

      I agree with him. It's clearly from our German roots. How do you pronounce schwepps?

    • @cuddles6938
      @cuddles6938 8 років тому

      MaverickMono German is different than British English, where depending on your class in society you say words differently. Germany same thing, if you are not high on the totem pole you had a different dialect. If I listen to my German Mom talk to her relatives she sounds totally different then the normal German you would hear everywhere else.

    • @MaverickMono
      @MaverickMono 8 років тому

      Thank you. I feel very enlightened.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому

      +MaverickMono Haha, cheers buddy, glad you enjoyed it! :-)

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed 8 років тому +2

    I'm Finnish and I got all the words right :D

  • @greg_loper
    @greg_loper 8 років тому +36

    I guess I qualify as a British Citizen

  • @ErsanYolcu
    @ErsanYolcu 6 років тому

    That was pretty damn good!

  • @zishanhassan1548
    @zishanhassan1548 8 років тому +13

    Talented dude !!

  • @HidekazuOki
    @HidekazuOki 5 років тому

    I'm a Japanese citizen who grew up in the U.S. but got all three right! You Brits are so shy about being right! (either that or you guys are all talking American now!) :P Funny video!

    • @HidekazuOki
      @HidekazuOki 5 років тому

      I guess it's easy for me because all the "wrong" answers are the American pronunciations! LOL

  • @suparush7565
    @suparush7565 9 років тому +12

    Bro you are too funny
    When are you next near Northampton?
    Would love to come see you!

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +3

      suparush Haha, thanks for all the messages! I'll be back on UK tour soon, sign up to my mailing list on my website for when the tour is announced - www.imranyusuf.com

    • @pedrorodriguez2914
      @pedrorodriguez2914 5 років тому

      Not before stopping in Worcestershire. 😁

  • @rafpach87
    @rafpach87 5 років тому +1

    I could only get "soccer" right. I'm Brazilian but I can't call it other thing than football when I speak English.

  • @nytom4info
    @nytom4info 7 років тому +3

    I got them right and I’m a colonists! ;)

  • @kennyx8482
    @kennyx8482 5 років тому

    brilliant..i dint see the soccer thing coming lol

  • @LividImp
    @LividImp 9 років тому +8

    I got the first two right, but I pronounced the last one, "crybabies that throw themselves on the ground whenever they get bumped".

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +2

      +Livid Imp Ooooh! That's fighting talk mate! ;-P

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp 9 років тому +2

      +Imran Yusuf
      I am legally obligated to warn you that I register this keyboard as a deadly weapon.
      [theme song begins]
      _KEYBOARD WARRIOOORRRR!_

    • @iancropley725
      @iancropley725 9 років тому

      +Livid Imp savage

  • @funksoulguy
    @funksoulguy Рік тому

    One word- ***Legend***❤

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 6 років тому +12

    Even I got FOOTBALL haha and im from New Zealand dont worry i still dont want to live in England lol well maybe London hehe

  • @ssprash
    @ssprash 6 років тому +2

    You should have asked " semifinal" maybe for next time 🙂

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 8 років тому +3

    Awesome x

  • @7Banovic
    @7Banovic 6 років тому +1

    I am from Arabia, and even I knew that soccer is football.. COME ON, OSCAR..!!

  • @MotivateLearnTV
    @MotivateLearnTV 6 років тому +5

    1:34 WTF was that sound he made haha

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  6 років тому +1

      Haha, as someone else has pointed out, it does sound like "quack" but it in fact me saying "alright". Unintended hilarity!

  • @WellnessGraphy
    @WellnessGraphy 3 роки тому

    No swear words , no pornography, so clean and good
    Well done Imran
    You have humiliated Satan, stay that way

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 8 років тому +11

    I thought he was going to say Football.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  8 років тому +1

      +Bobby Jay Haha, some people see through the trick and get it right, some don't :-)

    • @SuperSweetToffee
      @SuperSweetToffee 8 років тому

      That was a good one.

  • @z0diacz0mbie
    @z0diacz0mbie 3 роки тому +1

    Watching the end bit now is a bit ironic

  • @anasalwash
    @anasalwash 9 років тому +43

    The funniest thing about you is that you don't "look" funny..
    I love your way in comedy.

    • @imranyusufcomedy
      @imranyusufcomedy  9 років тому +5

      Anas Alwash I'll take that as a compliment! :-)

    • @h4rder10
      @h4rder10 6 років тому

      what? he looks funny ...

  • @timtam4873
    @timtam4873 5 років тому +1

    Omg the hymn part is my childhood toooo 😂

  • @zak46
    @zak46 5 років тому +5

    In English "What?" translate to "I beg your pardon".

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson 6 років тому +2

    I'm Canadian & got 2 out of 3. Does that make me British? 😂
    Also, finding that pronunciation of 'schedule' an unusual tongue-twister 😂