Testing Viral Watermelon Hacks

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
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    Chapters:
    0:00 Intro
    0:27 Hack-1
    2:50 Hack-2
    4:09 Hack-3
    5:33 Hack-4
    8:00 Hack-5
    10;04 IG Comments
    10:16 Tasting
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  • @KyoSaito_00
    @KyoSaito_00 10 місяців тому +5825

    You deserve it man, your channel has the perfect blend of toneless, funny, and an unappetizing looking food so I don't get hungry much.

    • @_martix133
      @_martix133 10 місяців тому +107

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 10 місяців тому +168

      Unappetizing? Most of his stuff turns out and looks pretty good imo. Maybe not before it’s done though due to the radioactive meat lol

    • @adityakr7895
      @adityakr7895 10 місяців тому +42

      @@twdjt6245thats sarcasm my friend😂

    • @justinblin
      @justinblin 10 місяців тому +66

      @@twdjt6245I’m pretty sure he’s a trained chef, he just messes with the lighting and purposely choosing the worst ingredients to mess with his viewers

    • @aboveaphid
      @aboveaphid 10 місяців тому +2

      So true Kyo

  • @Golgiaparatus2
    @Golgiaparatus2 10 місяців тому +3450

    I love how everything this man says is monotone except for the super genuine and cute "alright thank you" he does at the end of every video

    • @TTPham-eq4tt
      @TTPham-eq4tt 10 місяців тому +159

      At 1:56 he'd made a joke and did a little giggle which was cute lol😂🩷

    • @Tudas
      @Tudas 10 місяців тому +28

      It reminds me so hard of the Daily Dose of Internet End

    • @azurezzz
      @azurezzz 10 місяців тому +29

      @FutureCanoe see bro you're pulling now

    • @YeisonGarces69
      @YeisonGarces69 10 місяців тому +64

      Don't forget the: "one to teen".

    • @gluttony131
      @gluttony131 10 місяців тому +4

      thankyu

  • @andrius4210
    @andrius4210 10 місяців тому +2148

    bro just casually drank half a cup of vodka like it was nothing

    • @theunknown9589
      @theunknown9589 10 місяців тому +32

      Fr dou

    • @genuinefaux2895
      @genuinefaux2895 10 місяців тому +175

      Right, it wasnt even good vodka, it was that shit that burns

    • @theunknown9589
      @theunknown9589 10 місяців тому +34

      @@genuinefaux2895 motor oil ?

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 10 місяців тому +53

      @@theunknown9589 crack

    • @peterheinzo515
      @peterheinzo515 10 місяців тому +66

      it was a small bottle/cup tho. i once saw a guy drinking half a bottle of vodka and a redbull through a beerbong. he was so fcked up we had to call the ambulance an hour later.

  • @dr.pepper3658
    @dr.pepper3658 10 місяців тому +2091

    Only great minds like futurecanoe start with the only alcoholic watermelon recipe when he has four more to make…

    • @hermiona1147
      @hermiona1147 10 місяців тому +20

      4head

    • @kitsune_gt
      @kitsune_gt 10 місяців тому

      ​@@hermiona11475head

    • @wandrin2925
      @wandrin2925 10 місяців тому +33

      Even messed it up so he could get drunk but still use the melon for the next recipe hehe

    • @derdrpepper5464
      @derdrpepper5464 9 місяців тому +7

      Aye man, nice meeting you. I like your username!

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads 5 місяців тому +2

      He made brownies with Dr Peeper, did you see it?

  • @nikidessi
    @nikidessi 10 місяців тому +408

    You make cooking seem less scary, considering that it’s scary to eat radioactive chicken. I’m a big fan of the science lessons you throw in there when considering ingredients, and of your humor. Can’t wait to see you hit 1M!

  • @alishakay
    @alishakay 10 місяців тому +226

    "and give you the inside scoop" his small proud laugh everytime he makes a pun is so cute, unlike his food

  • @user-ki4no3ly5
    @user-ki4no3ly5 9 місяців тому +32

    0:59 omg that “aw” sound makes me crack 😂

    • @happyvocal
      @happyvocal 25 днів тому +1

      "Ah~" I caught it too 🤣🤣

  • @Setashi
    @Setashi 10 місяців тому +444

    It's absolutely wild how much this channel has grown. You definitely deserve it though.

    • @Tofu_Pilot
      @Tofu_Pilot 9 місяців тому +7

      It's the radiation causing abnormal growth.

  • @tilkiseb1ca552
    @tilkiseb1ca552 10 місяців тому +25

    i think bro is a russian spy because he casually chugged a half cup of vodka like water

  • @BarackLesnar
    @BarackLesnar 6 місяців тому +29

    He said "thanks for 400k" 3 months ago, now he's well over a million. A strong testament to the quality of the videos.

    • @MsMaryPatricia
      @MsMaryPatricia 11 годин тому +1

      Now he's at 1.97 million! Fair play to him, it's well earned.

  • @phoebesookim
    @phoebesookim 6 місяців тому +21

    1:47 this was actually so sweet (unlike the watermelon) and made my heart melt a little 🥹

  • @Hunter_Kennedy1
    @Hunter_Kennedy1 9 місяців тому +28

    9:44
    **Sigh**
    **Checks Comments**

  • @ArsXenne
    @ArsXenne 10 місяців тому +93

    wholesomely toxic is pretty accurate lmao. glad to see your channel growing dude

  • @c0wg0d
    @c0wg0d 10 місяців тому +177

    I'm so glad that your long form videos are bringing you tons of subscribers. I do not like short form Tik Tok videos or UA-cam Shorts, and this proves that there are lots of people who share this opinion. Congrats on your channel growth so far and hope you get over a million soon!

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean 10 місяців тому +18

    3:12 you unlocked joy on my brain

  • @TA-op3fk
    @TA-op3fk 5 місяців тому +3

    I kinda want to see drunk FutureCanoe cook something, (that obviously requires no knife work or fire).

  • @zenatta234
    @zenatta234 10 місяців тому +146

    Drill a hole in the bottom of the vodka bottle, or put it in an empty milk bottle that will be a lot easier to put a hole in so that the vodka bottle isn't creating a vacuum and the vodka will pour out a lot better

    • @rickiebobbyify
      @rickiebobbyify 10 місяців тому +20

      Some watermelon contents (juice &/or flesh) need to come out in order for it to be replaced with the same volume of vodka.

    • @Korvmannen
      @Korvmannen 10 місяців тому +6

      I think you just need a longer neck bottle and a wetter melon so that osmotic action can take place. Should be perfect for doing in a bucket of water if you can get it to float upside down securely. Then you'll have water flavored vodka, and vodka flavored water 👍

    • @peterheinzo515
      @peterheinzo515 10 місяців тому +18

      even if you enfuse it for longer, the melon right around the bottle will turn into sludge while the stuff further out will still have nothing. it is just a good viral video but a trashy recipe. if you want vodka infused watermelon, cut it up into cubes and infuse it in a vacuum bag.

    • @stephenallen4635
      @stephenallen4635 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Korvmannenit just doesn't work regardless of the bottle you use. It's another one of those fakes tiktok lifehacks that would never work

  • @trak9252
    @trak9252 10 місяців тому +114

    5 days ago was 400k, you are now at 600k. You deserve every one of us. You are clearly extremely hardworking and I have noticed the production detail is amazing on these more recent vids. Thankyou for entertaining ❤

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads 5 місяців тому

      Asians are historically lazy, so it's a shocking development

    • @RaineInChaos
      @RaineInChaos 5 місяців тому +1

      That he's added a million subscribers in the past 4 months is so wild

  • @ThatVinceGuy
    @ThatVinceGuy 10 місяців тому +25

    the channel growth is soo good, love it!

  • @anden4518
    @anden4518 10 місяців тому +10

    We live in 2023 while master lives in 202023

  • @ultimmytly
    @ultimmytly 10 місяців тому +64

    Thank you for authentic recipes, as a student, i love the substitutional ingredients.
    Keep it up

  • @sandrajackson5227
    @sandrajackson5227 10 місяців тому +27

    I love how even starting the watermelon was radioactive 😭 He can never escape

  • @crypticshadows
    @crypticshadows 10 місяців тому +8

    wow! this channel has grown so much and you deserve ittt!❤

  • @Jordyn_f64l
    @Jordyn_f64l Місяць тому +2

    5:21 as someone who doesn’t like watermelon, I can confirm this looks delicious and I would eat it

  • @exillious5695
    @exillious5695 10 місяців тому +364

    for the watermelon vodka, i’d suggest using a bigger bottle and also a fresher watermelon. if you just skin a part of the watermelon and then insert the bottle into it it should normally work

    • @Soltiange
      @Soltiange 10 місяців тому +70

      The bottle hacks have already been debunked by how to cook that. Just look up the video it's very interesting

    • @DVNRAPR
      @DVNRAPR 10 місяців тому +4

      and also the watermelon needs to be cut up a bit from the center, so like the watermelon juice tap thing but add vodka

    • @rickiebobbyify
      @rickiebobbyify 10 місяців тому +46

      I've done this. And the only way to replace/empty the vodka bottle into the watermelon is for the watermelon to release its own juice. But since a watermelon is a closed system, it's difficult to do. I mean the watermelon is already saturated with liquid so the vodka wouldn't be absorbed anyway. When I did it and ultimately didn't work, I just cut the watermelon in cubes and emptied the vodka in the bowl the cubed pieces were in. That process worked better and was delicious.

    • @peterruf1462
      @peterruf1462 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@rickiebobbyifythe idea is to infuse the watermelon through osmosis. The vodka and watermelon should exchange flavours.

    • @rickiebobbyify
      @rickiebobbyify 10 місяців тому +19

      @@peterruf1462 Should. But both (watermelon and vodka bottle) are in equilibrium. There’s no inequality of pressure/gradients/concentration /solvents for osmosis to occur overnight (as the recipe suggests). In this case the watermelon cannot handle any more volume as it is already saturated with its own liquid.

  • @claudeman
    @claudeman 10 місяців тому +7

    love watching your stuff. congrats on almost hitting 500k now.

  • @meyvesuyugaming7232
    @meyvesuyugaming7232 10 місяців тому +5

    keep it up bro! you are definitely my new go-to-sleep channel with your superlow energy.

  • @alnazdili4691
    @alnazdili4691 10 місяців тому +8

    i love your channel cuz it makes my food look better😭😭😭 no, i mean you cook realistically, not like those youtube chefs, so i find it relatable, even though i know you are a actually not a bad cook

  • @goodfaithproductions9368
    @goodfaithproductions9368 10 місяців тому +7

    Hey man I really appreciate your content! These videos are so entertaining and honestly, you made cooking videos fun again 😂

  • @holderian0
    @holderian0 10 місяців тому +4

    I don't know how you did it, but even your watermelons are rotten

  • @urfavtolin
    @urfavtolin 10 місяців тому +12

    honestly you're the only UA-camr I enjoy watching, you're hilarious

  • @malakhi3836
    @malakhi3836 10 місяців тому +7

    I love your type of humour. And your delivery is the best 😭

  • @hyy-ch4pd
    @hyy-ch4pd 10 місяців тому +10

    Dude I genuinely love your videos!!! The effort you put into is amazing, please stay radioactive ☢️

  • @h-hues
    @h-hues 10 місяців тому +3

    I'm not a fan of short form tiktoks but the moment you started doing long UA-cam videos i immediately subscribed. Keep it up man

  • @ouuuchhh
    @ouuuchhh 10 місяців тому +18

    I find your videos so relatable! I'm always trying to imitate some recipe I found online... The main difference is that your success rate is way, way, WAY higher than mine. Thanks a lot for your vids!

  • @breannesoto
    @breannesoto 9 місяців тому +3

    you’re becoming one of my favorite youtube channels!!

  • @Stuzakratki
    @Stuzakratki 8 місяців тому +10

    2:20 Is there a chance that you have Polish origins?

  • @darlegas140
    @darlegas140 9 місяців тому +6

    2:15 man really said lets taste vodka and proceed to drink half of the glass 😂. Idk why but this feel like, tell me your russian without telling me your russian. tho by the voice he isnt going to be one.

  • @gaymaster6999
    @gaymaster6999 10 місяців тому

    Love your videos, keep em coming

  • @user-te7xu8em6e
    @user-te7xu8em6e 10 місяців тому +1

    btw your videos make my day, the thank you at the end is so wholesome

  • @Luvozio
    @Luvozio 9 місяців тому +12

    0:12 202023?

  • @DarkShadow-jy5po
    @DarkShadow-jy5po 10 місяців тому +24

    Just got home with a $1140 speeding ticket, I shall now cry myself to sleep watching these videos lol

    • @PRAYINGMANTIS.
      @PRAYINGMANTIS. 10 місяців тому +5

      Damn dude that's 😭

    • @FutureCanoe
      @FutureCanoe  10 місяців тому +17

      Whaat which state?

    • @coopercoin
      @coopercoin 10 місяців тому +3

      Finland?

    • @DarkShadow-jy5po
      @DarkShadow-jy5po 10 місяців тому +4

      @@FutureCanoe From Australia lol, rego ran out yesterday which was the brunt of it, did manage to talk him down from charging me for 50kmh over to 20kmh which was good

    • @ruipireshann3255
      @ruipireshann3255 2 місяці тому

      @@FutureCanoe Bro, I´m crying here: what is the final Rating of the Wa-Rimchi???! 😂 (aka watermelon-rim kimchi)
      I was so eager to know the update!! Did it balance out??? Did it become the 8 out of 10?

  • @gabestacio3669
    @gabestacio3669 10 місяців тому

    i love this channel so much!

  • @bibu7860
    @bibu7860 10 місяців тому

    i JUST discovered this channel and it might be my most fav thing this summer ngl

  • @blufoid964
    @blufoid964 10 місяців тому +4

    6:38 bald like top G💀😂

  • @KaraTheGirlie
    @KaraTheGirlie 10 місяців тому +14

    9:45 as a girl this method will work on me too

    • @leeminaaaa
      @leeminaaaa 2 місяці тому +1

      IM SORRY? 🤣

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie 2 місяці тому +4

      @@leeminaaaa omg I must have been high when I wrote this comment that's embarrassing. Imma keep it up lol

    • @leeminaaaa
      @leeminaaaa 2 місяці тому +1

      @@KaraTheGirlie Nooo it’s funny don’t worry !!

  • @Fuxser
    @Fuxser 10 місяців тому +1

    Been following for a couple of months and i was certain you had just 20-30k subs, now over half a million?? Congrats!

  • @goldshield10
    @goldshield10 6 місяців тому +1

    I found your channel about a month ago, probably less and I am so happy I did. Your vids make me happy man. Thanks.
    Also congrats on making it to 1.2 mil subs in the 4 months since this vid dropped.

  • @milklea
    @milklea 10 місяців тому +3

    as someone who doesn't really like watermelon, you were right, this video did make me want to eat those

  • @paula_irl
    @paula_irl 10 місяців тому +4

    i can feel the stickiness of that counter top

  • @Dont_ReadThis_
    @Dont_ReadThis_ 10 місяців тому

    This is so wholesome. You deserve it

  • @jeremiahracer2196
    @jeremiahracer2196 9 місяців тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @aayushjaju8441
    @aayushjaju8441 10 місяців тому +2

    This was supposed to be a sweet, watermelon hacks video. My man did not have to cut onions in the end of it. Love you, Canoe

  • @theodorepham565
    @theodorepham565 8 місяців тому +6

    202023 is crazy

  • @joesmith831
    @joesmith831 10 місяців тому +1

    Mate you’ve blown up fast cos your vids are quality so u deserve it x

  • @chiree3693
    @chiree3693 10 місяців тому

    Recommending you to all my friends, because your channel gives me the most quiet joy I’ve felt in a long time

  • @sashisuugi4944
    @sashisuugi4944 10 місяців тому +19

    Your videos prove anyone can cook. Super funny, actually informative, and always holds my attention. :)

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads 5 місяців тому

      Why can't anyone cook? You just get ingredients and follow a recipe

  • @16kma
    @16kma 10 місяців тому +4

    3:50 ITS DOESSS

  • @partyboyrob
    @partyboyrob 10 місяців тому +1

    the "alright thank you" in the end is just so precious

  • @azalor3223
    @azalor3223 10 місяців тому

    You are such a joy to listen and I'm not even joking ❤

  • @jamesdurowse7445
    @jamesdurowse7445 10 місяців тому +7

    I’ve done the vodka method by mashing up the inside of the Mellon with a fork, takes ages and you need to remove some flesh but tastes great and almost completely masks the vodka flavour

    • @akharder658
      @akharder658 10 місяців тому

      I’ve seen people use a coat hanger and a drill to scramble the interior prior to infusion.

    • @jamesdurowse7445
      @jamesdurowse7445 10 місяців тому

      @@akharder658 that is a brilliant idea

  • @suzu9404
    @suzu9404 10 місяців тому +3

    That demon slayer edit was fire

  • @Eva_Moj
    @Eva_Moj 10 місяців тому +2

    I don’t even eat watermelon but I love your channel so much! Just discovered it today

  • @BurningMoreXP
    @BurningMoreXP 10 місяців тому

    Bro this has to be my favorite cooking channel ever 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @zaddyzeeseburgnutz
    @zaddyzeeseburgnutz 10 місяців тому +12

    The vodka hack doesn't work at all as the watermelon is already saturated with juices. There is nowhere for the vodka to go, which is why vodka infusions use dry ingredients or dehydrated fruit.

  • @shebetunopinion5830
    @shebetunopinion5830 10 місяців тому +5

    In the first hack with the watermelon, you should use a syringe injection with the vodka inside the watermelon. this really works!

  • @olimpioda
    @olimpioda 10 місяців тому

    Your channel is growing so fast 🎉 cheers mate

  • @HavocDemon
    @HavocDemon 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm looking forward to the special 1 mil video at the end of September. Keep it up, proud of you Time Boat!

  • @CaptainFirefred
    @CaptainFirefred 10 місяців тому +8

    A sick part in me that wants to see the world burn, hoped to see the watermelon fries to get actually fried.

  • @quinntinstahl9444
    @quinntinstahl9444 10 місяців тому +2

    Man I love 202023.

  • @peachesurf
    @peachesurf 9 місяців тому

    Legitimately my favorite channel on youtube. I can’t keep my eyes off the screen.

  • @RandomDude8626
    @RandomDude8626 10 місяців тому +1

    You're a king, this channel is so unique

  • @igors4279
    @igors4279 10 місяців тому +3

    It's so good to see that Canoe is a huge weeb just like most of us

  • @_uwu_9992
    @_uwu_9992 10 місяців тому +3

    You're almost at half a Million! Congrats in advance man, you've come a long way! 🎉🎉

  • @asfiyashaikh9852
    @asfiyashaikh9852 6 місяців тому +1

    You are prolly my favourite from the beginning..😭 you are doing great..and yeah watching you calms me anxiety somehow

  • @mr.potato6181
    @mr.potato6181 10 місяців тому

    The fact that I started watching him when he had 50k subs is crazy, and that was just a few months ago, congrats man 🎉

  • @fitzyizgood
    @fitzyizgood 10 місяців тому +37

    Your videos are a direct reflection of how my life is right now: monotone, budgeted, but flavorful. For this reason I had to order an apron, plus I need a place to wipe all my grease off on while I meal prep my dirty keto dishes.

  • @venemousgaming4294
    @venemousgaming4294 10 місяців тому +5

    me : so how much watermelon did u eat?
    him: Yes.

  • @snookanookazoo3268
    @snookanookazoo3268 Місяць тому +1

    Don't do watermelon very often but always pickle the rind when I do. Great videos.

  • @shlamonov341
    @shlamonov341 10 місяців тому

    yeah man you did this shot of vodca u re a real one cheers im drinking alone right now for secound day casuse i cant sleep cause life is life

  • @kasmemreerbilgin1995
    @kasmemreerbilgin1995 9 місяців тому +4

    202023 huh?

  • @a_fudo
    @a_fudo 10 місяців тому +7

    9:37 🤨🥵

  • @merchant69420
    @merchant69420 10 місяців тому

    Almost 500k🎉

  • @Supertansponge
    @Supertansponge 10 місяців тому

    congrats on 500k you deserve it

  • @ducklover1513
    @ducklover1513 10 місяців тому +3

    500 thousand* 11:01

  • @oljja.
    @oljja. 10 місяців тому +3

    hope he got watermelon without mold onit this time

  • @alishakay
    @alishakay 10 місяців тому

    I'm finally watching a FutureCanoe video so early :D

  • @alejandrolarios1743
    @alejandrolarios1743 10 місяців тому +1

    i love watermelon, and now i love u man

  • @cyprianmm8293
    @cyprianmm8293 10 місяців тому

    Love your videos

  • @RuailleBuaille
    @RuailleBuaille 10 місяців тому

    'grats on 500k dude!

  • @greenbootful
    @greenbootful 10 місяців тому

    Dude your literally almost at 500k !

  • @mm.7904
    @mm.7904 10 місяців тому

    So wholesome!! ❤❤

  • @Moi_81
    @Moi_81 9 місяців тому

    You are at 700k+ now! Congrats!

  • @danielsavitz5774
    @danielsavitz5774 10 місяців тому

    Congrats on 500K!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @shrimp6825
    @shrimp6825 10 місяців тому

    been watching you since 23k subs i love ur vids

  • @Scerttle
    @Scerttle 10 місяців тому +1

    This community def exploding. I followed you at around 90k, now you're at 500k... way to go mate!

  • @thunder-nq2jz
    @thunder-nq2jz 10 місяців тому

    yo
    i love ur videos

  • @dankdunc718
    @dankdunc718 10 місяців тому

    Here at 503k will see you at a million man you deserve it!

  • @gamingbug283
    @gamingbug283 5 місяців тому

    This has very quickly become one of my favorit channels, it is so entertaining watch.

  • @crazyst3ve01
    @crazyst3ve01 4 місяці тому

    Please try make watermelon preserve, it's similar to your last one but way more candied. I often put it on toast, or eat it from the jar.