My New Highest Note

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • This is an update using the title of my most popular video because that one no longer shows my highest note.
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  • @gabrielbustos2706
    @gabrielbustos2706 6 років тому +9420

    baby pterodactyl cries for food, national geographic special

  • @ChłódPoranka
    @ChłódPoranka 3 роки тому +4539

    Dolphins are like: "My mother?! Where is she?"

    • @leonelmartinez2486
      @leonelmartinez2486 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks

    • @matthewfinger2381
      @matthewfinger2381 3 роки тому +3

      WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT, GET OUT

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 3 місяці тому +1

      I can go from C6 to C8 in actual head voice without effort and with a very smooth and soft bell-like sound, as I am the coloratura sopranino, having the highest and whitest and lightest and brightest voice ever with the widest natural ranges in all vocal registers - my chest voice goes from A0 to A5 using the subharmonic vocal technique for the lowest notes and the upper belting vocal technique for the highest notes, and my mixed voice can be stretched up to a C7 on a good day, while my whistles go from around the 3rd / 4th octave up to the 10th octave as it goes into the inaudible, but I don’t usually use whistle register as it’s not easy to access it on most days, and it’s not flexible, which makes it very hard to control, but I can make some nice sounds like bird thrills in whistle register sometimes!

  • @p0wp0wp0w5
    @p0wp0wp0w5 3 роки тому +8381

    this is what i do when my shit won't come out.

    • @wickeddave5148
      @wickeddave5148 3 роки тому +184

      Eat more veggies

    • @samriddhi9510
      @samriddhi9510 3 роки тому +130

      Under fucking rated

    • @LillianaLobster
      @LillianaLobster 3 роки тому +50

      @@samriddhi9510 I read that as “under fucking retard” and was so confused
      (Dw I have autism so I can say it)

    • @DaneJones1289
      @DaneJones1289 3 роки тому +34

      BAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR SOME REASON

    • @itsthatcunt9040
      @itsthatcunt9040 3 роки тому +11

      @@LillianaLobster I like retards

  • @nena73
    @nena73 4 роки тому +6983

    The small gasps between each note really tie this all together

    • @lianap.1972
      @lianap.1972 3 роки тому +126

      THE GASPS OF AIR💀💀

    • @secretivesolitude8233
      @secretivesolitude8233 3 роки тому +3

      Ahahahahahahah

    • @alltialti
      @alltialti 3 роки тому +6

      I was just telling my gf how they are my least favorite part.

    • @dyasoon
      @dyasoon 3 роки тому +22

      @@alltialti i was just telling my wife and 50 children that it was the best part

    • @alltialti
      @alltialti 3 роки тому +1

      @@dyasoon To each their own

  • @franzolielectronics
    @franzolielectronics 3 роки тому +8455

    Sounds like a damaged high voltage flyback transformer

  • @gabearteaga5902
    @gabearteaga5902 3 роки тому +121

    “Our algorithm is state of the art and always learning and adapting to your interests as a viewer”

  • @REvil_-fh9bd
    @REvil_-fh9bd 4 роки тому +4076

    Sounds like a velociraptor having a difficult time on the toilet

    • @Sidnfjdkdndfbd
      @Sidnfjdkdndfbd 4 роки тому +9

      😂 indeed

    • @thechief4114
      @thechief4114 3 роки тому +27

      you son of a bitch, im crying of laughter!

    • @faithpainter1877
      @faithpainter1877 3 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @PyroRaptor1
      @PyroRaptor1 3 роки тому

      How would you know how a velociraptor really sound like? I mean,it's really unclear

    • @_the_rizzler
      @_the_rizzler 3 роки тому +2

      @@PyroRaptor1 Ew, you're that kinda person

  • @another90daystochangethis34
    @another90daystochangethis34 6 років тому +15218

    At this point you are probably recording ultrasonic frequencies.

    • @tangynut69
      @tangynut69 5 років тому +19

      lmao yea

    • @scoapproductions
      @scoapproductions 5 років тому +13

      Why does this only have 3 replies

    • @sun-ms7tb
      @sun-ms7tb 5 років тому +4

      Felca :)

    • @solrey3533
      @solrey3533 5 років тому +3

      Holy shit I pissed myself to this..

    • @LiquidSoapDrinker
      @LiquidSoapDrinker 5 років тому +25

      My man boutta trigger the nuclear launch codes with his voice

  • @jbreguet
    @jbreguet 3 роки тому +193

    C’mon guys. Support him through his high voice journey.

    • @mammahatchet59
      @mammahatchet59 3 роки тому +8

      Hmm yes very good nose design cat

    • @jbreguet
      @jbreguet 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mammahatchet59thanks

  • @driver_4151
    @driver_4151 6 років тому +6897

    He’s done it again, He cannot be stopped

  • @adelcorona7393
    @adelcorona7393 3 роки тому +5045

    Imagine It's father's day and school needs your father to show their talent in your class.

    • @legendofzelda9671
      @legendofzelda9671 3 роки тому +205

      I'd be so fuckin proud of him

    • @laprasarangkul3359
      @laprasarangkul3359 3 роки тому +78

      "...."
      " *eeEeee* "

    • @imcass52
      @imcass52 3 роки тому +47

      hello everyone im going to show my highest note!
      *EEeEeeEeeeEeeee*

    • @rowal4252
      @rowal4252 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @na00097
      @na00097 3 роки тому +6

      That’s why school ends before Father’s Day (in my country at least)

  • @kholathekid
    @kholathekid 2 роки тому +15

    "Yo Pierre, you wanna come out here?"

  • @atikin_0
    @atikin_0 3 роки тому +6438

    I like how he takes his camera at the end like "Ok that's the one, youtube will be impressed"

    • @officialrhysus
      @officialrhysus 3 роки тому +67

      😂 😂 😂 😂 That's absolutely what happened

    • @sinasrz4046
      @sinasrz4046 3 роки тому +95

      And youtube is

    • @ojtiv
      @ojtiv 3 роки тому +41

      pfft and we were impressed

    • @dizzee6089
      @dizzee6089 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/WHH2DFDcpH8/v-deo.html

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 роки тому

      @@dizzee6089 I hate you

  • @waterglas21
    @waterglas21 4 роки тому +32705

    You are laughing...he is giving us his highest note and you are laughing.

    • @PreChaller
      @PreChaller 3 роки тому +576

      Oh i'm very sorry. A truck full of appreciation is on its way here, don't worry.

    • @IBaglama
      @IBaglama 3 роки тому +232

      I'm laughing with comments.

    • @vonjt4077
      @vonjt4077 3 роки тому +63

      I sure fuckin am

    • @ProximityOptics
      @ProximityOptics 3 роки тому +50

      I was crying 😂

    • @SillySely
      @SillySely 3 роки тому +31

      I know, i'm a bad person. 😭

  • @JackTheGoose
    @JackTheGoose 3 роки тому +297

    All jokes aside, this is acctually impressive

    • @nickoet2885
      @nickoet2885 3 роки тому +46

      no this is not a good technique. if he wants to hit high whistle notes then he must know how to produce them properly and not squeeze his throat🥲

    • @FaxSnax5820
      @FaxSnax5820 3 роки тому

      Am pro

    • @monzie8123
      @monzie8123 3 роки тому +9

      Sure, try hearing him actually sing like this lmao

    • @joandrumz3176
      @joandrumz3176 3 роки тому +4

      @manifesteria I could sign this shit, but not just with high notes. Distortion is the worst things you can do if you don't have proper technique. Fucking ruined my voice, it sounded quite awesome honestly(not as awesome as proper technique tho), but didn't feel good tho. My throat felt like I was rubbing sandpaper over it as hard as I could. The annoying thing with voice is just you can't really learn it by watching someone or reading something. You kinda just have to figure it out by doing. And it's hard to know when you're on the right path for progress.

    • @louper3002
      @louper3002 3 роки тому

      @@spitz5183 Oh yeah I hear it in beyond, definitely quite out there, gorgoroth's singer used to joke around with that vocal technique but he never tried applying it to their music for some reason, probably because it sounds feminine. closest i can think of is cryptopsy first thrash/deathm band to use the pig squeal

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 3 роки тому +1359

    Me: *trying to be quiet in the middle of the night*
    The door:

    • @b4h398
      @b4h398 3 роки тому +8

      *UNDERRATED*

    • @TrueMrOverHeaven
      @TrueMrOverHeaven 3 роки тому +2

      the door makes noise until you finally go to sleep than it’s all quiet but by the time it’s done it’s already morning

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 2 роки тому +1

      The door the un whinny obstacle and enemy of all the people who do a all nighter

    • @velvetz_.
      @velvetz_. 2 роки тому +2

      WHY IS THIS SO TRUE ABAHAAHAHBAHA-

  • @uxtbI
    @uxtbI Рік тому +6

    He's literally giving birth to the note. So touching

  • @KingBlonde
    @KingBlonde 6 років тому +7312

    0:21 I'm sure that helped a lot

    • @MisterRobota
      @MisterRobota 6 років тому +384

      It sounds like the start of the super Mario Bros theme

    • @akosv96
      @akosv96 5 років тому +546

      Dude he is professional. Hes just checking the notes to compare it.

    • @jeffreyms5948
      @jeffreyms5948 5 років тому +57

      @@akosv96 HAHAHA

    • @jeffreyms5948
      @jeffreyms5948 5 років тому +7

      R A T C H E T hahahaha

    • @Haruzumakii
      @Haruzumakii 5 років тому +120

      He was concentrating so hard he forgot what notes he was supposed to hit

  • @drewsmith3798
    @drewsmith3798 5 років тому +2652

    When he said “EEEAEAEAEEEEEE”
    I felt that.

    • @DecimatedSoul
      @DecimatedSoul 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @noodlearg9745
      @noodlearg9745 4 роки тому +3

      Drew Smith it’s so sad tho 😭

    • @Zach13-cannon
      @Zach13-cannon 4 роки тому +3

      Yea I no it was so deep rip grandma

    • @Zach13-cannon
      @Zach13-cannon 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @bordy1
      @bordy1 4 роки тому

      Same bro

  • @mimipie4604
    @mimipie4604 3 роки тому +43

    me when im crying in my rooom and can’t “breathe” properly:

  • @TheCommercialBreakk
    @TheCommercialBreakk 4 роки тому +2697

    I can’t hear anything but my dog is freaking out.

  • @davo1633
    @davo1633 6 років тому +29680

    This man is a gift from god

    • @shotztoxic
      @shotztoxic  6 років тому +4117

      Ivan is another form of the name John, which means "Gracious gift from God" or some version of that. I'm wondering if that's where these types of comments come from. Adam Lopez (the Guiness Word Record holder) doesn't seem to get called a god, as far as I can tell from looking at the most recent comments on a couple of his videos.

    • @af-lt5he
      @af-lt5he 6 років тому +360

      think u mean outer space.i think its communicating

    • @shelleyribbons8856
      @shelleyribbons8856 5 років тому +305

      Ivan Dorin When people say god they mean that it’s amazing.

    • @Aqua-qy1kq
      @Aqua-qy1kq 5 років тому +24

      Yeah bro.

    • @nedtheproducer5777
      @nedtheproducer5777 5 років тому +57

      Genuinely thought you posted that comment 5 seconds ago.

  • @viennakendrick
    @viennakendrick Рік тому +2

    "i see your dad is handling the divorce well"

  • @iDontCare12345Countess
    @iDontCare12345Countess 4 роки тому +7298

    Kids:
    " i wanna be a fireman"
    "I wanna be a pilot"
    This dude: " i wanna sound like a dying whale"

    • @kuchesezik
      @kuchesezik 4 роки тому +16

      whales use infrasound though

    • @jesusdelosmolinos2329
      @jesusdelosmolinos2329 4 роки тому +4

      Pero no entiendo q hace este hombre

    • @anoukwood9937
      @anoukwood9937 4 роки тому +7

      You me made me laugh so bad dude 😂

    • @huss2600
      @huss2600 4 роки тому +1

      @@kuchesezik what does that mean?

    • @gingeroverseer9302
      @gingeroverseer9302 4 роки тому +5

      Hey you take that back!!!! This Orca is alive and well thank you very much.

  • @eliacan5138
    @eliacan5138 4 роки тому +1695

    Mom: Why arent you with the neighbours kid?
    The Neighbours kid: 0:15

  • @dawn9812
    @dawn9812 Рік тому +6

    Ivan Dorin's recent video showcasing his ability to hit his highest note on voice is nothing short of extraordinary. With a talent that transcends expectations, Ivan has left audiences in awe with his incredible vocal range and control. In this captivating performance, he pushes the boundaries of his own capabilities, reaching a pinnacle that few vocalists can achieve.
    From the very beginning of the video, Ivan's passion for music is palpable. As he takes the stage, there is a sense of anticipation in the air. The room falls into a hushed silence, and then, as he opens his mouth, a mesmerizing sound escapes his lips. His voice effortlessly soars to unimaginable heights, filling the space with pure, unadulterated beauty. It is a moment that leaves spectators breathless, realizing they are witnessing something truly remarkable.
    Ivan's ability to hit his highest note is a testament to years of hard work, dedication, and unwavering commitment to his craft. It is evident that he has spent countless hours honing his vocal technique, refining his control, and expanding his range. Through disciplined practice and an unwavering belief in his own potential, Ivan has unlocked a realm of vocal prowess that is awe-inspiring.
    What makes Ivan's achievement even more impressive is the emotional depth he brings to his performance. It's not just about hitting a high note; it's about conveying a profound message through the power of his voice. As he reaches that pinnacle, his voice carries a profound sense of joy, passion, and triumph. It resonates with audiences on a soulful level, stirring emotions and leaving an indelible mark.
    Ivan Dorin's video serves as a reminder of the limitless possibilities within the realm of music. It inspires aspiring vocalists to reach for the stars and push beyond their own perceived limitations. His accomplishment demonstrates that with unwavering determination and a commitment to continuous growth, one can achieve the extraordinary.
    In conclusion, Ivan Dorin's video, capturing his highest note on voice, is a testament to his exceptional talent, dedication, and musical artistry. Through his awe-inspiring performance, he invites us all to believe in the power of our own potential and to reach for new heights. His voice not only mesmerizes but also uplifts, reminding us of the transformative power of music. Ivan's achievement is a testament to the beauty that can be created when passion, skill, and unwavering commitment come together in perfect harmony.

  •  4 роки тому +6803

    Were you in Jurassic Park? I didn’t see you there

  • @user-vh8xy1ki8l
    @user-vh8xy1ki8l 3 роки тому +1136

    Ariana grande: I can sing super high pitched notes!
    This person: haha that’s cute

  • @saintsavannahh
    @saintsavannahh 3 роки тому +72

    I love how 1.5M people came together to watch this man record himself sing in frequencies

  • @PollyCrown04
    @PollyCrown04 3 роки тому +7115

    Lyrics:
    eeeeeeeee-
    *breath*
    eeeeeee-
    *breath*
    eeeee-
    *breath*
    eeeeeee-
    *exhale*
    Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep
    eeeee-
    *breathe*
    eeeee-

  • @walterthedog3746
    @walterthedog3746 4 роки тому +373

    Nobody:
    That one girl when someone turns the lights off in class:

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +3

      What's the "Nobody:" part for? You left it blank. Almost like it serves no purpose and shouldn't be there.

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +1

      Actually you left both blank. That's as good as posting nothing at all. Which is what you did.

    • @koftzzz
      @koftzzz 4 роки тому +20

      @@adameves5970 don't be annoying, please

    • @walterthedog3746
      @walterthedog3746 4 роки тому +2

      Adam Eves 👍

    • @ogpeenkz
      @ogpeenkz 3 роки тому +7

      @@adameves5970 First off, it's a meme format. They left the Nobody: blank since it's nobody. And the other bit they left blank is referring to the video, lmao.

  • @yared8771
    @yared8771 Рік тому +9

    The whistle at 00:19 adds so much to the performance.
    Level: genius

  • @the.edgyhippie
    @the.edgyhippie 4 роки тому +3088

    Iran won’t stand a chance with this man on the front lines

  • @opiumhaze111
    @opiumhaze111 5 років тому +1732

    0:35 the emo kid in the back of the class while everyone is reading silently

  • @chewingpeppers
    @chewingpeppers 4 місяці тому +2

    UA-cam has been recommending his videos once a day and I'm not complaining

  • @Mantulisme
    @Mantulisme 4 роки тому +878

    "Men talk with lower voice when they're talking to a girl he likes."
    Boys taking to me :

  • @bozo9976
    @bozo9976 5 років тому +691

    0:25 *when you hit your big toe on the corner of your desk*

  • @yt.Omnifarious26
    @yt.Omnifarious26 Рік тому +1

    I thought he was gonna write something on a paper...
    but seems like I just heard a kettle noise going to blow up

  • @Imabeechip
    @Imabeechip 4 роки тому +403

    I can feel his vocal cords breaking.

    • @anthonycaminiti8734
      @anthonycaminiti8734 3 роки тому +7

      @@izukikatzuki6890 as one of those singers i can tell you that is not necessarily true. Only a few singers use this technique.

    • @anthonycaminiti8734
      @anthonycaminiti8734 3 роки тому +1

      @@izukikatzuki6890 I’m not exactly sure how it works, but i think that when metal singers do it they’re hitting those notes using harmonics. This is when a bunch of lower notes combine to sound higher than they are (at least to my understanding). He seems to actually be hitting those notes. Also, when metal singers sometimes do hit whistle notes they do it by inhaling. What kind of scream are you referring to? Like what Mitch Lucker used to do?

    • @kingzriot976
      @kingzriot976 3 роки тому +3

      @@anthonycaminiti8734 I’m pretty sure he’s talking about the David Lee Roth scream

    • @spitz5183
      @spitz5183 3 роки тому +2

      He’s doing what’s called a whistle tone scream, also known as pterodactyl. The vocalists of the bands Beyond Deviation and Nylist can easily pull this off. Just check out Identity Crisis by Beyond Deviation and Out of Hope by Nylist.

  • @arturbarros9140
    @arturbarros9140 3 роки тому +480

    Just close your eyes at the very beginning of the video and imagine you’re on the beach

  • @bugdugtrincado
    @bugdugtrincado Рік тому +2

    That was so high that it actually caused a bit of discomfort

  • @Churre1
    @Churre1 3 роки тому +188

    me trying to scream while having a sleep paralysis nightmare

  • @plumduffer
    @plumduffer 6 років тому +2040

    Daddy has returned with yet a still higher note

    • @penclaw
      @penclaw 6 років тому +13

      that's how you return with a bang

    • @claireengh8096
      @claireengh8096 5 років тому +3

      I didn’t like because the likes were at 420 but here’s a like 👍🏼

    • @koenbrown7505
      @koenbrown7505 Рік тому

      So true omg we should hang out

  • @Ly_n_x
    @Ly_n_x 3 роки тому +3

    The youtube recommendations have blessed me with gold once again

  • @OxxAdams
    @OxxAdams 6 років тому +1244

    Yo Pierre you wanna come out here?
    0:27

    • @toomonthebeatfool
      @toomonthebeatfool 6 років тому +2

      Nick Adamso LMAOO

    • @royalshadowkk9175
      @royalshadowkk9175 5 років тому +4

      Nick Adamson this is my favorite comment in history.

    • @SXNDICATE
      @SXNDICATE 5 років тому +1

      Nick Adamson Best comment ever 😂😂😂😂 Salute to you lol

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 років тому +1

      In new york I milly rock
      screeching on the block

    • @Tatq1337
      @Tatq1337 5 років тому

      XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @buckeyeguy458
    @buckeyeguy458 3 роки тому +154

    “Dad, are you okay?”

  • @spiltmjlk
    @spiltmjlk 11 місяців тому +1

    the goddamn keys get me every single time

  • @peek8952
    @peek8952 3 роки тому +426

    *0:15** when i slapped my brother and tell him not to cry because mom will gonna beat us both so slap me back instead.*

    • @h3llboyyy407
      @h3llboyyy407 3 роки тому +1

      Ahhahaha

    • @bigred9408
      @bigred9408 3 роки тому +2

      Mom will gonna

    • @dangbang7763
      @dangbang7763 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @Keiji471
      @Keiji471 3 роки тому +1

      @@bigred9408 sussy balls

    • @noraeld5020
      @noraeld5020 3 роки тому +4

      And then they always slap you way more times than you slapped them for revenge

  • @mattobrien4161
    @mattobrien4161 4 роки тому +1911

    Nobody:
    My bedroom door when im trying to sneak out 0:25

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 роки тому +13

      the floorboards when i mop them: 0:25

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +6

      What's the "Nobody:" part for? You left it blank. Almost like it serves no purpose and shouldn't be there.

    • @realhumbug
      @realhumbug 4 роки тому +2

      @@adameves5970 wooosh

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +3

      @@realhumbug It most certainly isn't a woosh on me. Purposely acting like a moron doesn't not make you a moron. That goes for you, too, jerky.

    • @realhumbug
      @realhumbug 4 роки тому

      ​@@adameves5970 That was part of the joke that you can't understand. Now I know you can't distinguish serious things from jokes and fun.

  • @aminectr4929
    @aminectr4929 3 роки тому +1

    pov: you're trying to scream in your nightmare

  • @sully5673
    @sully5673 3 роки тому +366

    The switch between nightmarish screams and a smooth keyboard note make it so much better

  • @albert-robeats5838
    @albert-robeats5838 3 роки тому +182

    Me: Good cat bro! Can i touch it?
    him: Ye Sure!
    The cat:

    • @satgotlizz
      @satgotlizz 3 роки тому +2

      MY LUNGS

    • @saenahunny.
      @saenahunny. 3 роки тому

      @@satgotlizz no, it’s the cat

    • @crash_bot
      @crash_bot 3 роки тому

      @@satgotlizz please don’t take the cat’s lungs

    • @mammahatchet59
      @mammahatchet59 3 роки тому

      @@crash_bot XD WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT IDEA XDXD

  • @mapuiteauzumaki5398
    @mapuiteauzumaki5398 4 місяці тому

    You're high, note high, we are high.. Everybody's high.

  • @somemango9587
    @somemango9587 4 роки тому +302

    I like how he goes straight to the point

  • @papermind4010
    @papermind4010 4 роки тому +246

    When you’re making tea and the water starts boiling

  • @dislikebutton4981
    @dislikebutton4981 11 місяців тому +1

    Dads not taking the divorce too well

  • @maddiegordon7937
    @maddiegordon7937 6 років тому +717

    Damn this was hot

    • @Pikabycolorz
      @Pikabycolorz 4 роки тому +5

      @@bash6555 She probably just waits for UA-cam's random algorithm to choose it at 2AM.
      We've all been there.

    • @apolloniakageaki1711
      @apolloniakageaki1711 4 роки тому +1

      Aahh that's hot. That's hot

    • @odeclasdjent7831
      @odeclasdjent7831 4 роки тому +1

      Maddie Gordon guess I have to learn how to sound like a pterodactyl REEEE

  • @dipshitsiclethemighty3054
    @dipshitsiclethemighty3054 5 років тому +5624

    0:25 When ur tryna sneak down the stairs but you step on a Lego.

    • @zet3136
      @zet3136 5 років тому +9

      O noes

    • @phantomwolf2141
      @phantomwolf2141 5 років тому +6

      @@zet3136 do you mean the knuckle's oh no?

    • @alejandrogp6679
      @alejandrogp6679 5 років тому +27

      I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣

    • @derpzking1833
      @derpzking1833 4 роки тому

      Phantom Wolf O noes came around way before the knuckles oh no was a meme

    • @hwanghyunjin40
      @hwanghyunjin40 4 роки тому +1

      Dipshitsicle The Mighty Lol

  • @v_o_r_p_a_l
    @v_o_r_p_a_l 4 роки тому +131

    0:34 my last brain cell 10 minutes into arguing with a flat-earther

  • @SmileyZuki
    @SmileyZuki 3 роки тому +2

    The way he would take a deep breath after kept killing me

  • @rosanna-sc4lx
    @rosanna-sc4lx 4 роки тому +519

    apparently boys voices get lower when they around someone they like
    *boys when they are around me:*

    • @saltylemon8203
      @saltylemon8203 3 роки тому +5

      @@heyitsjay3686 Idk who to believe

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 3 роки тому +1

      @@heyitsjay3686 yeah i can clearly tell who one of them is

    • @thecoconutgum
      @thecoconutgum 3 роки тому +2

      @@heyitsjay3686 It depends on the boy

    • @slavamaksakov2043
      @slavamaksakov2043 3 роки тому +7

      No wonder kpoop profile picture “person”

    • @dyasoon
      @dyasoon 3 роки тому +1

      i dont think this is much as effective as the male version

  • @jhc2457
    @jhc2457 5 років тому +2205

    Nobody:
    Spiders in Minecraft: 0:04

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 11 місяців тому +3

    *NEW* highest notes??? The madman refuses to be held back by the shackles of humanity

  • @balboarenzcelhabolin5613
    @balboarenzcelhabolin5613 4 роки тому +238

    Nobody:
    The kettle when the water boils:

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +1

      What's the "Nobody:" part for? You left it blank. Almost like it serves no purpose and shouldn't be there.

    • @erentitman
      @erentitman 3 роки тому +1

      Todoroki has left the chat

    • @poopyman-oo4eh
      @poopyman-oo4eh 3 роки тому

      Ah yes, just put "nobody:" in every single comment you make, haha veri funi amarite

  • @UnkindledOnes
    @UnkindledOnes 4 місяці тому

    Average pigeon when they see a man with a singular crumb of food:

  • @voxsouls
    @voxsouls 4 роки тому +573

    Bugs when you use bug spray on them: 0:26

    • @Marcell0Bass
      @Marcell0Bass 4 роки тому +3

      I’m crying

    • @rosanna-sc4lx
      @rosanna-sc4lx 4 роки тому +1

      JAJAHAAAH

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 роки тому

      i’m actually picturing that

    • @adameves5970
      @adameves5970 4 роки тому +3

      What's the "Nobody:" part for? You left it blank. Almost like it serves no purpose and shouldn't be there.

    • @thomassmiththekingbee
      @thomassmiththekingbee 3 роки тому

      @@adameves5970 That's a good reply!

  • @liltrivia714
    @liltrivia714 6 років тому +558

    what an eargasm

  • @nguyenphuonganh6749
    @nguyenphuonganh6749 3 роки тому +3

    Ivan: makes dolphin noises
    1.3M people on the internet: *interesting....*

  • @Kanig94
    @Kanig94 4 роки тому +55

    I see your dad is handeling the divorce quite well

  • @buck3401
    @buck3401 5 років тому +18

    0:25 every rat's final words

  • @affiqfirdaus4664
    @affiqfirdaus4664 3 роки тому +1

    Ok now let me play my highest note:
    *Snorts weed*

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 роки тому +71

    There is one kid at the back of every science class doing this

    • @semmyd27
      @semmyd27 3 роки тому +5

      AND HIS NAME IS EITHER LUCAS OR JESSE

  • @natahndolar2142
    @natahndolar2142 5 років тому +326

    I think he’s balding because of how much stress this puts on his vocal cords

  • @SurajNarang
    @SurajNarang 3 роки тому +3

    When you are struggling with constipation and finally decide to put in all your efforts to load out the shit...👀

  • @iMaxAL
    @iMaxAL 4 роки тому +202

    0:10 when memories of your previous life as a Rat before reincarnation hits hard

  • @timetravelingoldman6839
    @timetravelingoldman6839 3 роки тому +82

    Son: Dad do you want to play later?
    Dad: Not today son I'm a bit busy
    *Dad being busy*

  • @The_Hirohiko_Araki
    @The_Hirohiko_Araki 3 роки тому +2

    Me: *sleeps*
    A random rat:

  • @efe_fx
    @efe_fx 3 роки тому +613

    Things to do when hitting a high frequency sound:
    1- Whistle
    2- Press on your piano 2-3 times

  • @mattcrowell5875
    @mattcrowell5875 3 роки тому +44

    My math teacher when I wasn’t paying attention but still answered the question correctly:

  • @seryhpez774
    @seryhpez774 3 роки тому +1

    The sound of hungry newborn chicks: the Netflix adaptation

  • @jpp4566
    @jpp4566 4 роки тому +282

    When she tells you “no head”

    • @Marcell0Bass
      @Marcell0Bass 4 роки тому

      When someone cuts off my wings

    • @davix994
      @davix994 3 роки тому +3

      Can't relate

    • @dvwnte
      @dvwnte 3 роки тому

      this is the funniest comment

  • @ryanartman5584
    @ryanartman5584 4 роки тому +319

    His wife is I’m the other room signing divorce papers

    • @lyladaisie
      @lyladaisie 3 роки тому +5

      BHFHFJFHF IM ROLLING IN TACSSS

    • @onda8357
      @onda8357 3 роки тому

      That’s why he’s making those sounds dude

  • @SymonSighs
    @SymonSighs 3 роки тому +2

    This is 2009 UA-cam Energy.

  • @ViIvaNunner
    @ViIvaNunner 6 років тому +613

    You know, as much as people make memes of the high note videos, they're actually pretty impressive. I could barely even get close to those sort of high notes when I was 11, and even when I did, I could only hold them for less than a second.

    • @shotztoxic
      @shotztoxic  6 років тому +128

      That age seems like it's too young to be your peak age for hitting high notes if the decline were caused by aging. If you lost some of your range after that, do you know why?

    • @baileyryerse7521
      @baileyryerse7521 6 років тому +4

      no one cares

    • @NoneMorning
      @NoneMorning 6 років тому +66

      I do.

    • @boaz7028
      @boaz7028 6 років тому +12

      @@shotztoxic puberty

    • @robloxlover123456790
      @robloxlover123456790 5 років тому +9

      @@baileyryerse7521 i do

  • @hannahjoy333.
    @hannahjoy333. 4 роки тому +61

    No one
    The floorboards I my house when I’m trying to get stuff done at 3 am: 0:25

  • @Jesuschrist12658
    @Jesuschrist12658 2 роки тому +1

    When you want to poop but you're constipated

  • @yimyam1301
    @yimyam1301 3 роки тому +7

    POV: You accidentally stepped on a lego but your parents were asleep

  • @jessharding3862
    @jessharding3862 6 років тому +177

    This is a blessing

  • @lukalucic6855
    @lukalucic6855 Рік тому

    Damn, Trevor really went insane after that last bank heist.

  • @brody6334
    @brody6334 4 роки тому +195

    0:33 me when my nightmare demon is choking me

    • @resulsargn9316
      @resulsargn9316 3 роки тому

      allah aşkına kanka burda ne işin var

    • @grantrogers1858
      @grantrogers1858 3 роки тому

      I know it might sound silly, but calling on Jesus' name will make them leave

    • @brody6334
      @brody6334 3 роки тому

      @@grantrogers1858 I ain’t christian so Jesus probably won’t help out lmao

  • @WALTERJRRETARD
    @WALTERJRRETARD 4 роки тому +77

    1960 - “I bet they have flying cars in the future”
    The future - 0:23

  • @carlacondie8088
    @carlacondie8088 3 роки тому

    the heavy breathing between each one does it for me

  • @kassiuswaterson5246
    @kassiuswaterson5246 5 років тому +14

    He grows stronger.
    The man is a threat.

  • @emilyhouse2479
    @emilyhouse2479 5 років тому +21

    This is *EXACTLY* what I signed up for. UA-cam did not let me down.

  • @manoelvilarfarias3289
    @manoelvilarfarias3289 3 роки тому +2

    That's how I look when I'm shitting

  • @Jehmini
    @Jehmini 3 роки тому +24

    Whenever I wash the dishes I am reminded of Ivan Dorin's "My New Highest Note" published January 29th, 2018 on youtube.com. Splendid.

  • @Antibellium
    @Antibellium 6 років тому +59

    Wow Ivan, you continue to amaze me by how far you push yourself to improve. Keep up the good work!

  • @ZombolicBand
    @ZombolicBand Рік тому

    When you sit on the porcelain throne but you're very constipated.

  • @nia8593
    @nia8593 4 роки тому +39

    My dude singing in echolocation wtf

  • @jimmy_newborn5922
    @jimmy_newborn5922 4 роки тому +238

    When you tryin to take a poop but nothin comes out : 0:11