The Faceless Ones - Passport Scene (Second Doctor)
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- Опубліковано 23 бер 2014
- Very funny scene from "The Faceless Ones", the partly missing 1967 eighth serial of the fourth season of classic Doctor Who, which is about an identity-stealing species known as the Chameleons.
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DOCTOR: Excuse me, we're looking for someone in authority.
JENKINS: Just a moment, sir. All in good time. Thank you, Madam. Now, sir, your passport please.
DOCTOR: I've got no time for that. We want to see someone in authority!
JENKINS: I am in authority. Your passport, please.
DOCTOR: You don't understand. We have something important to report.
JENKINS: Yes, sir. When you've found your passport. The next one, please.
JAMIE: What's a passport, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Some sort of official mumbo-jumbo. Look! We've just discovered a dead body out there. Did you hear me?
JENKINS: Well, sir. If I were you I'd inform the police.
DOCTOR: Then please tell me where we can find them.
JENKINS: There's probably a policeman in the main concourse,
DOCTOR: And where is that?
JENKINS: Through this door and turn to your left.
DOCTOR: Thank you. Thank you very much. Come on, Jamie.
JENKINS: May I see your passport, sir?
DOCTOR: We neither of us have passports! Now does that satisfy you?
JENKINS: I think you must be mistaken, sir. You couldn't have got on the aircraft without passports.
DOCTOR: What aircraft?
JENKINS: The one you arrived on, sir.
JAMIE: We didn't arrive on an aircraft.
JENKINS: Now look here, sir, this joke's gone on far enough. You know and I know that you must have arrived here on the last inbound flight, which was flight number 729 from Madrid.
JAMIE: Can we not tell him about Tardis? Ow!
(The Doctor stamps on Jamie's foot.)
JENKINS: What's that?
JAMIE: It's the way we got here.
JENKINS: You gentlemen wouldn't know anything about a police box, would you?
JAMIE: That's just what I'm saying. We're. Ow!
DOCTOR: I really think that our mode of conveyance is irrelevant. The important thing is that we've discovered a dead body out there and we want to report it to someone in authority.
JENKINS: I think you'll have plenty of opportunity to see someone in authority.
DOCTOR: Well, thank you.
JENKINS: Will you take a seat please, over there?
DOCTOR: Thank you very much.
(Jenkins makes a telephone call.)
JENKINS: Give me the Commandant, please. Hello, sir, Jenkins here. Immigration desk number five. I think I've got two of your suspects here. - Розваги
Customer service never changes.
One of the things in this world that sadly never dose, or will.
One of those times the psychic paper could come in handy.
Yeah, but I'm glad it didn't. Why? Because the psychic paper is just a magical get-out-of-jail-free card, a lot like the sonic screwdriver these days. I much preferred it when the Doctor and his friends had to think their way out of problems.
What he said. :)
@@mr.barcode3186 I know this is a late reply but since the classic series was serialized, they could spend more time having to explain their way to authority. Whereas with the much shorter episode time in the new series, I think it benefits from avoiding this to keep the interest on the more interesting part of the plot.
@mr.barcode3186 Dude no. Stop. That's nostalgia talking or something because the classic series was WAYYYYYYY too full of episodes being padded with the Doctor and co being detained or imprisoned and stuck there for far too much of the story, to the detriment of the plot development
Thanks for highlighting this scene. Troughton was such a good comedic actor. Always love watching him. Aware that the absurdity of the situation in this particular scene was where the humour lay. Love those elbow nudges to quieten down Jamie. Touches of slapstick. The scenes with the airport commandant in The Faceless zones are equally hilarious. Works on several levels. Could appeal to children and adults. All hail the cosmic hobo!
Jamie: Doctor what's a passport?
Me: That's nice. A companion doesn't know a modern-day item. How unique Nuwho.
Also me: At least we don't need psychic deus ex-machina paper.
Did Frazer forget the word 'the' when saying 'why not tell him about the TARDIS'? I always hear it as 'why not tell him about TARDIS' and it just sounds odd to me :c
I love how his head whips around to stare at the man when he says 'suspects', though :P
Frazer is from Yorkshire where leaving out definite articles is part of the dialect. Watch him in early Emmerdale Farm (when it depicted rural farm life) and you'll hear a near complete loss of the word "the". That's him slipping up and going Yorkshire on his lines.
why not tell him about t' TARDIS
Oh my gosh Jamie, no wonder your nickname in the fandom was clingwrap XD
What??
Second Doctor: Enough with the passports!
Jenkins in the animation looks more like Nicholas Cage without the wrinkles.
I hate Gatwick airport
Two word i have to say.....Psychic Paper. Unfortunately it wasn´t invented at that time.
Three words: Celestial Intervention Agency
Ehrm...Jamie should know what a passport is. They'd been called that since the early 15th century...
He was never the brightest tool in the box... (And he'd probably never left the Highlands before meeting the Doctor)
yea but had he ever had one? i doubt he traveled too much
He's a highlander.
Think a jacobite piper did mich travelling?
He's a Highlander.. why would he have a passport.
This is far better than anything New Who.
Absolutely agree!
We neither of us have passports ! No that's writing !
Is that the actor who played Andred?
+Joshua Frost Thanks. :-) I recognized him, but couldn't place him.
Yes, he even gets mentioned in Joe Orton's diaries.
And his name is Chris Tranchell
This is the plot of HLVRAI