Target Commercial - SNL
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- Target's got everything you need this Thanksgiving, including a big, empty parking lot you can just come sit in for a sec. [Season 42, 2016]
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There's a Target right by my work that I park my car and eat lunch in. And I often see other people just sit and staring into the distance in their cars. This is just too real lmfao
I once sat and stared into the distance while parked outside a Little Caesars. The part where I parked and sat there in my car wasn't the weird part though, the weird thing was seeing that the Little Caesars was right next door to a Weight Watchers.
Target parking lots are widely known as popular meeting sports for male/female affairs. That's why they took a jab at the two people sitting in they're cars.
no need to make up a story like you go to Target "to eat lunch" bro. admit it. you're one of those people who just sit in their cars and stare in the distance, aren't you?
Dias Amreé I'm a woman and I do eat lunch there, lol. I guess I stare in the distance when I'm done lol
It's super annoying being the cart attendant. Because you never know when someone's actually going to back out on their idling in their car. I just watch people sit and stare forward.
lol, I didn't realize other people did the calculator thing
Wait, so you add random numbers? Why? Is it enjoyable?
You can pretend it’s one of those mr professor math games from the 1970s/1980s
@@investigate3_11 mostly it's for pretending you're actually doing something on your phone, when not really, but some people do find it relaxing because of how simple it is
We need better education in the U.S...
@@investigate3_11 well i did find it cool as a kid to se big numbers multiplies with other big numbers giving you a real big number....now im studying this stuff and the funs gone...
I never noticed before, but Targets always do have huge parking lots.
and they're always empty
everyone's at Walmart acting like a bunch of animals.
well now that people know all the transsexuals shop there, they stay away.
It's because Targets are not stand alone retail stores like Wal-Mart. Targets, 99.5% of the time are situated in commercial retail outlets. The added foot traffic in theory helps them draw in business otherwise lost by they're higher prices.
Tina Pert
lol, that's totally not true. Most of the Targets that I've seen are stand alone stores. And higher prices? I find that they're pretty affordable, and I'm poor, lol
The smile and "yeah" after the calculator is subtly hilarious. She's thinking, "yeah, that makes sense" lmao
lol I slept in my car in a Target parking lot one time to avoid my family
Bullshit, some people will say anything on yt just to get attention, fuckin liar.
@@paulieramos Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
@@paulieramos Why are you getting so worked up. It is no unfeasible that someone slept in their car at a parking lot.
Mignonne Silva it’s more so that it’s illegal to do and cops can catch you and arrest you for it.
@@ghostlyboos6864 you're being sarcastic right..?
They nailed the look of a fucking Target commercial, holy shit.
yeah, no chance they paid money to be made fun of.
It's because Target and SNL are in business together you dumb shit. This is a commercial disguised as a SNL skit. Dumb ass.
You and about 3 other people figured that one out. God damn the internet is full of stupid mother fuckers.
Cheat To Win Is all of that really necessary?
Lacie C Makes you wonder why Arby's didn't sue Jon Stewart for ripping on them constantly for years. And no, Arby's was most certainly not paying The Daily Show for bad press.
reminds me of going into Walmart and seeing two teenagers sitting on the floor eating a bag of chips.
That was me
I want to do this, it is now on my bucket list
Lol pretty sure that was me and my friend 😂
think that might have been me
I’ve done that.
Target. For the people who will speed $2.00 more so they don't have to shop at Walmart.
That's an extra 2 dollars well spent
Have you ever been to a Walmart at 3am? Don't, just don't...
I'll take Target any day!
🙋🏻🤷🏻♀️
mjname you meant an average of $30 to $40 more.
I read not too long ago on average Target's actually cheaper.
As someone who works at Target, I can honestly tell you that no, the Target parking lot is not empty on Thanksgiving. It's never empty on Thanksgiving. It's very full. And then the doors open and the herds of wildebeest come stampeding in, and you wonder if you can cross the aisle without being flattened into a Mufasa pancake. No one stays at home to argue about politics over dinner anymore. They come to Target to argue with us about the prices of already cheap items.
......mufasa pancake......
Liked for the Mufasa pancake
Yeah. To be fair this skit aired in 2016. I think it was around that time that stores decided Black Friday wasn't enough torture and started opening on actual thanksgiving. Thanks again capitalism.
A Target employee just referred to customers as a “herd of wildebeest” and I’m not even mad... #MufasaPancake
You have a good sense of humor which may help prevent you from choking a customer with their scarf.😁
"Vintage" apparently means "wasn't uploaded the day it aired."
To be fair, November 2016 does feel like it was 20 years ago.
@@thekiss2083 true
I was finna say 2015 is vintage now?
I know!! It's a show that goes back to 1974 and they call something about the 2016 election "Vintage"! Do better, people who upload SNL videos!
Apparently I’m A Vintage.
Cecily is hilarious, I think she needs more credit.
SNL relies pretty heavily on Kate and Cecily. Occasionally Aidy.
skyletta0626 if Aidy was off the show I wouldn't be upset lol
Aidy's great too. In fact, overall, I think the women are running SNL right now.
Bobby Pendragon she has to read scripts u know
Bobby Pendragon I wish she still did weekend update
I thought this was a real commercial at first.
Madwalka same here
Oh wow... So did I. I almost forgot it said SNL...
Madwalka it's not? Then what am I doing kicking it at Target?
Madwalka me too
Lol it is a real commercial
"Oh yeah, Mossimo." 😂😂😂
“Oh yeah.. mossimo” thats solid gold and flew past the audience
Mossimo was actually getting a lot of attention at the time because of the whole college admissions thing that he ended up going to prison for.
lol I remember owning a pair of Mossimo booties when I was in college 15yrs ago or so now 😅
If the whole SNL and acting thing doesn’t work out, Vanessa Bayer will always be in demand as a voiceover artist.
I was curious to know who did the voice over--thanks. You're right, she's got the perfect tone for voice overs. I believe she does the President Barbie commercial too.
"My hungry guys!!"
Cecily Strong usually makes these voice overs.
@@realistindenial actually, that was Cecily, who's acting in this one.
Literally better than most actual commercial voice overs
As a former Target cashier, I love this!
MyNameIsFatMike I
MyNameIsFatMike - There is a skit with Kristen Wiig working as a Target cashier. I don’t remember the name of it, but it was pretty funny!
I did not get this parking lot our parking always full
DO YOU LOVE TERGERT
Lies again? Android RA
Reading the comments I can't help but to think. "who the Fuck is target lady... I should look her up people seem to love her" 😂😂😂
Timothy Danner you're not missing much
Dsanford12 Comedy is subjective.
Washy Rose comedy is not subjective. What you find funny is subjective.
Timothy Danner its one of Kristen Wiigs famous characters that she did
who else started wondering where the skip button was at the beginning
RubberDuckStudios I thought I was the only one 😂
I did.
not me because i read the fucking title of the video before i clicked on it....
james cameron dude, I dream that someday I can be as cool as you
Read the fucking title; but, you know, easy mistake
"Oh yeah Mossimo..."
I've literally said this I'm dying
The way Aidy cheers for her when she’s on the floor 😂
Also Aidy:
- you know you have to pay for this stuff 😀
Guys. Targets are all built exactly the same. It is so freaking trippy.
Alex Fernandez Noble they're not. There are 5 near me and the layout is different at each one.
MsFears oh wow really? Well the ones that I have been in, recently have only been built within the past few years.
Target corporate sends blueprints to each store, so each one of them has the same layout in each department.
Same as Walmart right?
Why pay multiple architects to create different buildings? Just cookie-cutter the building plans and save millions.
I remember about a year ago me and my mom were visiting my grandma during Christmas and we got so fed up we just sat in the target parking lot for awhile this is too relatable
"Oh yeah, Mossimo" literally a quarter of my clothes are mossimo don't fuck with me
Remember those t shirts with the blurry lettering from the 90s? You were nobody if you didn't have one of those to wear with your jeans from the Buckle and your Doc Martens.
It's 2019 and I find this comforting.
It’s 2024 and there’s a risk the story could repeat itself🥲
Now I want to sneak a tiny flask with water in it into target to put it into a tub of blue play-doh😂😂
‘You do have to pay for all this stuff’
‘What?’
😹😹😹
I used to do this back when I moved back home to help take care of some family things. I just needed to get away sometimes
This is not even a joke, it's a real functional benefit
lol almost thought this was an add and tried to skip it
Rosebud〈3〈3 msp then your a moron did you not click on the video
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What did you try to add? Maybe, there were too many numbers for you.
you do have to pay for all this though 😂
the empty lot thing is especially true for Canada, all our Targets are closed
I read about that.
It was stupid on Target to not do better research!😂
Jesus, SNL makes the most realistic looking commercial parodies ever.
As someone who has taken many naps in their car in the target parking lot, I can confirm their are hundreds of empty spots
When this first came on I literally thought it was a real target ad
The buttery toster
Louisa Baker yeah?
i work at target and i feel like people do this for real. i don’t blame them.
I felt this in my soul. My family is all about discussing politics and I am just like “no” and go to Target and sit.
Had big fight with spouse other day. I said f this I'm going to Burger King. I sat in the parking lot and texted a friend then got bacon burgers.
The ones who said that "Obama colored boy" was "well spoken".
"Pam" was such insignificant but necessary detail of the whole video
The fact this is labeled an snl vintage 💀
Target: Come do your drug deals in our parking lot.
AngryAtheist 😂
that’s more of a walmart tag line
more like walmart
You're thinking of Walmart😂
You can do drug deals at both. They’re pretty much the same
I work at target and this is amazing. I'd chill with you in front of the tv's if you buy the cheese puffs. Beats folding clothes.
When Aidy cheers for her while she drinks from the flask. Omg perfect
"Add random numbers on the calculator "
This is too real
This has suddenly become waaaay too relevant again
Well, it's that time of year again.
Yup Biden is going to screw us.
@@TheSaintFrenzy Respectfully, I disagree, but I do understand how stressful the election was for both sides
@@TheSaintFrenzy exactly how? By, maybe giving you better healthcare, cleaner air, some decency and sanity? What exactly did you get from the Orange monster? Hmm? What? Can you name it? Because I’ve NEVER had a Trumpster be able to actually cite a pro for them NOT based on hatred, racism and supremacy. And don’t give me the “pro-life” argument. His administration is responsible for far more than half a million deaths; amongst them; BABIES in cages.
I was for Bernie, but ANYONE is a better human being than that monster.
@@ColRusSer lower taxes, peace in the me, quiet North Korea, secure borders, low unemployment, energy independence...stuff Biden has pissed away in 3 months.
going to target always makes me feel a little better
Cecily Strong and Aidy Bryant always make the fake commercials the best.
I can never leave Target without spending at least $50. I even got the Red Card...
But ya, I sit in the Target parking lot while I'm trying to figure out where I wanna go eat.
Let's go to Quiznos
It’s 2021, and I still need this.
10/07/20 Thank God we're on the other side of this skit and the nightmare is FINALLY OVER
Kristen Wiig was the host yet they didn't have a Target Lady reference? Missed opportunity.
ikr? Dang!
Brian Moore ikr
Oh that's right, Brian! But then again, I never liked that sketch so I'm glad they forgot or chose not to.
Brian Moore
Brian Moore She actually said Terget(Taget) like Tagetlady did at one point
OMG I thought this was going to be another Target Lady skit and I got SO FREAKING EXCITED and then DAMN DAMN DAMN it!!! That is just cruel.
Me too :(
SO FREAKIN EXCITED
So, let me see if I understand. You thought that would have been better? The not being funny kind of Target bit instead of the really clever kind of Target bit?
Um, OK.
This might not be a real Target commercial, but it sure makes me want to go there. Not because of what it said, but because it was funny.
Man, they’re spot-on! Haha! Eye contact with a stranger! Haha 😂
When I clicked on the video I started reading the comments because I thought it was a real ad😂😂😂
I do this all the time anyways, and I live alone 😂 Target just makes me feel safe. I wish they did the flask thing in the blue playdough, but they dont even sell liquor in the grocery stores here.
I work at Target. This video is accurate
Eamenic1
Do you love your job. Cuz target workers are the best ppls
Iray Z it sucks. But I'm nice to customers.
Eamenic1
Ikr good things happens to good ppls. Cruzzz dude. Enjoy your life Take care fam Life is so short
I go to several Targets on occassion, and the parking lots are always pretty full, and depending on the time of the year, its lucky I'd be able to find a parking place.
Right down to the hidden flask.
This is why I love Target.
I love this! My brother and I were at Menards and I had just gotten home from work and I told him let's just stay here😞just walk around and not go home. I said it's so peaceful and no drama.
This is me every shift I work at target
Minie
have a good day. target employees are the best people.
Good to see North Bergen, NJ on the map!
I have worked for Target 11years now. I have witnessed alot of stuff in the parking lot.
Do tell!
Legs in high heels touching the car's ceiling?
Ive seen a lot of guys get BJ’s there.
That's cuz most people don't go to target so they figure it's a safe empty parking lot that no one would suspect anything.
@@vin8162005 by another guy or...
You know how some people ruin sketches just by being in them? Well, Cecily rocks every sketch just by her presence.
I work at Target and this Happens on a daily basis.
As a person who goes to shopping malls just to spend time looking at staffs I don't need, I can assure you this is accurate
"I thought this was a real Target commercial at first!"
...it says it's an SNL skit in the title.
Anyone else notice she multiplied on the calculator when they said add?
THANK YOU! I thought I was alone.
Anonymous5687
Multiplication is a permutation of adding.
Multiplication is a form of addition.
Yes... and I'm sure that's exactly what the writers were thinking at the time. lol
I clicked just to make sure math people were going "Well, actually..."
Was not disappointed.
This is quite literally what I did last year. This, and going to Taco Bell to eat a taco supreme in the parking lot.
After a Historic Blizzard in Buffalo NY. The local Target opened their doors to stranded people who were stuck and not able to get home. 25-30 made themselves at home for 3 days inside that Target. Undoubtedly saved lives; Thanks Target.
Me, about every third day when i am visiting my folks lol
4 years later and time has shown that she was right to be bummed out after that election.
Plus she deserves some props for choosing to just be sad in a parking lot rather than direct her emotions towards trying to commit a coup
I helped a friend once get a birth control shot from a nurse off the record in a target parking lot. It was a really long story, but it was the kindest act from the nurse and the sketchiest thing that I had experienced thus far in my life. At the time I was 19.
I love the idea that there are renegade nurses out there giving back alley birth control, lol. Superheroes!
This is way too relatable.
Whenever I watch this video, I always have the same dream of me trapped in a target and I can’t leave until I manage to pull a certain card from a Pokémon card booster pack
Timely recommendation! Except for the part about going home...
What I do is I got to McDonalds and go to their bathroom. Then I get 2 burgers and a drink for like 4 bucks. Then I put on headphones and eat slowly for like 45 minutes. Then I get a refill on my drink and sit for another half an hour. Then I use the bathroom one more time and sit in my car for about 30 minutes. And if you're reading this mom; that's how I pretend to go to English class every day.
So you eat in the McDonalds bathroom? I'm confused.
Andy P No, it's just when I go there, I o to the bathroom first and then come out to order food and just eat in the normal place
Mark Muhammad Most McDonald's have free wifi, too
So how's it going now
That is so true, Target's parking lot is huge and never more than a third is used up! It's like they put that many spots just for Black Friday - ah fuck, Black Friday. :(
Thanks, i didn't have a clue to the meaning of this skit, until i read your comment. The Target in Ft. Lauderdale (zip code 33308) is ALWAYS packed. The parking lot and the store.
I seem to have to always park in BFE when I go to Target but I love Target so it's worth it. LOL Great skit!!!
I used to work there and my Target always had a full parking lot. I had to park way in the back and walk a mile to get to the front door.
Wish I could find a parking space that easily at my Target
msmithstud you can on a monday morning
I'm at work in the morning
and then someone pulls out their pre-packed bowl of weed lowkey and looks around for the clear and lights up in the car.
liquidpersuasion k
LMFAO that is so true
have you... have you been spying on me?
Every time I park
liquidpersuasion My brother-in-law, a very straight-laced gentleman who does everything right, smokes weed in his car, in his own driveway. Everybody just pretends it isn't happening. Everytime We get together for the holidays, and I look out the window at the driveway, he is out there toking a big one. My sister, parents, everyone just acts oblivious. It is hilarious.
I.loooooooooove this
The part about randomly adding numbers killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Ahhh the home section with those plush easy chairs. Such butt imprints I've given them.
no Target Lady i'm so mad!
The stranger she makes eye contact with is the "What the EFF?!" guy from the Fake David Blaine street magic videos from ten years ago...
STOP PUTTING STUFF ON OUR BODIES, DAVID BLAINE!
his name is Mikey Day and also CHEEZITS
that street magic changed my life
I was like why aren't they wearing masks? But this was four years ago!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Ha ... rinse and repeat ... cause the man with the orange hair is going to kick ass again next
Year 😆😆😆
I'm headed straight for that blue playdoh
At the beginning I was looking for the skip ad button because I thought this was an actual commercial lmao
Katy Rose moron
MrClutch5150 Not really moronic considering the fact that the skit is a Target commercial skit. My statement simply means that they nailed the "Target commercial" look. God do I have to explain every joke I make smfh
My target parking lot is always full of cars.
my hovercraft is full of eels
literally me whenever I want to relax, I grab some Starbucks and walk around, getting stuff I don't need
Oh yeah, Mossimo! Lol!
That's so wrong and so funny at the same time!!! LOL!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing this in 2020 really hits home. I will go to the parking lot in my car all the time just to get some alone time from my mom. Geez, all the office workers working from home really screws up the alone time the rest of us normally would get >.>
(Before you ask, yes I'm an introvert XD)
Cecily looks great with blonde hair. Also, my brain automatically tuned out when the video played. Something about the advertisement tone shuts my brain down.
Watching Dec 2020 - sadly for a split second I thought - wait - where is her mask?
The target in our town is wayyyy too busy for any of this. I have to fight for a parking space, there’s a line out the door for Starbucks, and if I laid down on the floor or was drinking in any department they would ask me to leave probably lol 😂
In the UK we have all sorts of super market car parks for this purpose
They should've brought back target lady!
Why take a great fake commercial and ruin it with TL?
Man, it’s weird watching this during 2020 before the election.
i love cecily strong lol
That feeling when you get a real ad before your fake ad
They need to make a Walmart version for this Thanksgiving lmfao...
I legitimately thought I was watching an ad the first few seconds in.
Sneaker another moron
Sneaker I was like why the fuck you playing two adds in a row, UA-cam
MrClutch5150
Okay first off, rude.
Second off, my attention was diverted, so I really had no chance to tell this wasn't an ad at first.
SAME!
Sneaker well dude you clicked on a video called Target Ad what we're you expecting. Is your attention span that low? Typical