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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2020
  • Watch these SNL commercial parodies for dating brands like Pound Puppy, Settl and 24-Hour ENERGY Drink.
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  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 3 роки тому +5399

    A great tag line for Settl would be “Settl: Worry about finding your husband now and your divorce attorney later”

    • @retro_mac138
      @retro_mac138 3 роки тому +67

      This comment is under rated

    • @urlocalautistic
      @urlocalautistic 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 3 роки тому +14

      Lyudmila Damn that’s a good deal.

    • @tovahboucher2366
      @tovahboucher2366 3 роки тому +11

      Maybe it could be Stop worrying about getting married, Stuart worrying about find a divorce attorney

    • @adonaishelton3727
      @adonaishelton3727 3 роки тому +5

      UNDERATED COMMENT OF THE CENTURY

  • @lumariadp
    @lumariadp 4 роки тому +6310

    Kenan watching his actress girlfriend with that big muscled guy killed me

    • @peterbell3199
      @peterbell3199 4 роки тому +180

      Came here to say the same thing. His face was great!

    • @beaujangus3619
      @beaujangus3619 4 роки тому +169

      Big muscled guy was Jay Pharoah

    • @kinsleycampbell4037
      @kinsleycampbell4037 4 роки тому +27

      @@beaujangus3619 oh thanks for telling

    • @Sama7941
      @Sama7941 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @PrincessArielAngel
      @PrincessArielAngel 4 роки тому +40

      no lie played hermia in high school and had to act out somethin similar with my family and friends watching 😂🤣so i died at this part lol

  • @xmisspowell
    @xmisspowell 4 роки тому +3584

    “Someone with calloused hands and no debt” 😂😂😂 girl same

    • @topturn9653
      @topturn9653 4 роки тому +7

      how ugly most of the net have come-SNL will destroy them!

    • @FleurRebelle
      @FleurRebelle 4 роки тому +48

      @ that's an easy fix! Get to home depot

    •  4 роки тому +13

      FleurRebelle Didn't think of that! Thanks for the tip.

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 роки тому +4

      Top Turn What

    • @pw370m
      @pw370m 4 роки тому +22

      Calloused hands ✔
      No debt ✔

  • @kingwavy6729
    @kingwavy6729 4 роки тому +3191

    "I've had it before and I'd like it again." bruh. lmfaooo

    • @pureblue4814
      @pureblue4814 4 роки тому +2

      Harrasment and rapes not funny...

    • @airplantkilleryo1361
      @airplantkilleryo1361 4 роки тому +31

      @@pureblue4814 what the shit are you even talking about?

    • @FleurRebelle
      @FleurRebelle 4 роки тому +8

      @@pureblue4814 u must be Asexual.. dam shame hahaahHah

    • @Correc7edAura
      @Correc7edAura 4 роки тому +14

      @@pureblue4814 you sound like you've had it once and need it again...

    • @mariagbayeh3592
      @mariagbayeh3592 4 роки тому +27

      @@FleurRebelle not all asexual people dislike sex. Some like sex, and some like people's body but not sex, and some just don't like either

  • @joefreeman3087
    @joefreeman3087 3 роки тому +2003

    My favourite part of these sketches is seeing who they pair everyone with as couples.

    • @kmelaine
      @kmelaine 2 роки тому +46

      I love that you mentioned this!

    • @stinkycheese804
      @stinkycheese804 2 роки тому +12

      Well it's a limited pool of actors/actresses for the set so not all that intriguing.

    • @AnaRodriguez-nc1xj
      @AnaRodriguez-nc1xj 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly!!! 😭😭

  • @wesramsey4945
    @wesramsey4945 4 роки тому +1448

    Kate's impression of Martha Stewart sounds like doctor evil

  • @DC_ABC_123
    @DC_ABC_123 4 роки тому +1818

    Taran Killam's quiet "mmhm" while Kate McKinnon is screaming lines in his face.

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 4 роки тому +14

      D C he’s had plenty of experience with Robin...er, Cobie Smulders.

    • @kora9732
      @kora9732 4 роки тому +3

      I think it’s called “not interested”

    • @abbymorrison6857
      @abbymorrison6857 3 роки тому +11

      I would have laughed. Also Cecily represents the theatre kids.

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 3 роки тому +11

      Cecily full body screaming... she’s all in for every sketch.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +3

      That's probably what Taran has to deal with with his own wife.

  • @MrPDTaylor
    @MrPDTaylor 4 роки тому +2855

    Settled already exists, it's called Plenty of Fish.

    • @denisej2937
      @denisej2937 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jexikavindictive
      @jexikavindictive 4 роки тому +22

      Lmao accurate

    • @kevinmccray1648
      @kevinmccray1648 4 роки тому +96

      Lowered Expectations!

    • @aking2330
      @aking2330 4 роки тому +24

      True shit I just got cussed out for trying to have a conversation on that joint

    • @djaycoughlin2817
      @djaycoughlin2817 4 роки тому +34

      I think you mean
      "PLENTY OF FREAKS"

  • @The1AndOnlySuperMom
    @The1AndOnlySuperMom 4 роки тому +2017

    That pound puppy skit was created by a someone with a dog who is low key looking for investors on their new invention. I'm looking at you Don.

    • @beetzdon104
      @beetzdon104 4 роки тому +15

      The1AndOnlySuperMom right back at you sally

    • @nerobruno
      @nerobruno 4 роки тому +12

      I'd invest.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 3 роки тому +6

      I’ll take your entire stock!

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 роки тому +1

      Just train the dog to go lie down.
      Done.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 11 місяців тому +2

      @@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      Where is the comedy in that!?

  • @kelly2fly
    @kelly2fly 4 роки тому +684

    ".......which is before my sister". Truth! 😂😂😂

    • @mattiteodorascu6372
      @mattiteodorascu6372 4 роки тому +2

      What exactly is the joke...

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 4 роки тому +17

      @@mattiteodorascu6372 she doesn't want her sister getting married before her. 😂

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 роки тому +8

      @Matti Teodorascu The lady with the app said she’s going to get married BEFORE her sister. Emphasis on 'before'.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 роки тому +19

      @MISSed Bandwagon Meeting him in that particular app means she's really desperate for a husband so she'll "Settl" for anyone just so she can be married BEFORE her sister. Cuz that's what matter.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 роки тому +1

      For those not getting the joke here’s a video clip about that exact skit acted out. Skip to 21:18
      ua-cam.com/video/a2PGKiTwuAs/v-deo.html

  • @DominiqueGarofalo
    @DominiqueGarofalo 3 роки тому +538

    "AND THE AWARD GOES TO YOU FOR GOOD ACTING!!!!!!!!" I miss Taran Killam, he was hilarious.

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 2 роки тому +19

      lol I was getting ready to quote this part too. He was so underrated. He could play so many diff characters, and played them so well. He was funny af too.

    • @stoverboo
      @stoverboo 2 роки тому +6

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 And he never broke character.

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 Рік тому +3

      Very underrated.

    • @Chris-de2qc
      @Chris-de2qc 11 місяців тому

      RIP

    • @DominiqueGarofalo
      @DominiqueGarofalo 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Chris-de2qc He's NOT dead!

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 4 роки тому +510

    oh to be a fly on the wall on that Pound Puppy pitch meeting.

    • @alanagroves1018
      @alanagroves1018 4 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @racheldama7666
      @racheldama7666 4 роки тому +29

      Ok, so y’all know how annoying it is when your dog watches you pee? And I think we ALL hate it when our dogs watch us when we have special time with our spouses, am I right? So what if there was a product that was just a giant dog that you have sex inside so your dog won’t bother you?
      PERFECT!

    • @pammeckley3888
      @pammeckley3888 3 роки тому +3

      So glad I'm not the only one that was thinking that!

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 2 роки тому +6

      @@racheldama7666 wait do people just have sex with their dog in the room?? That’s weird tf put it in another room

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 роки тому +1

      @@racheldama7666 Not a problem at my house. They all know GO LAY DOWN.

  • @robhansen6553
    @robhansen6553 4 роки тому +2024

    my former wife met her ex-husband on settl.

    • @FloorstheLimit
      @FloorstheLimit 4 роки тому +209

      That was so complicated I stopped at former

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 4 роки тому +96

      @@FloorstheLimit 😂 😂I had to rethink the entire sentence before getting it and then going ohhh.

    • @eternalmiasma5586
      @eternalmiasma5586 4 роки тому +28

      Hol up

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 роки тому +9

      Ohh, play nice, Rob.

    • @TheIngoBeck
      @TheIngoBeck 4 роки тому +16

      @Seth Organ Nothing wrong with a bit of cuckery if you can't do the job all by yourself, right?

  • @dilibau
    @dilibau 4 роки тому +312

    "...and the simple elegance of a good bang"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @tawnygaona9114
    @tawnygaona9114 4 роки тому +379

    As someone who has dated a comedian, I felt that last one.

  • @vitinamorabito7283
    @vitinamorabito7283 4 роки тому +222

    Leslie Jones face when kyle says that he should be asleep made me love this video.

  • @daniellebennett4513
    @daniellebennett4513 4 роки тому +321

    “Your dog will smile, while you doggy style”
    -a very good marketing tactic

    • @CC3193
      @CC3193 2 роки тому +7

      "so throw your dog - and yourself - a bone" Ha ha

    • @cosmicrae
      @cosmicrae 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @zmalevo2126
      @zmalevo2126 10 місяців тому

      Use it at the park, too

  • @iknowallthesadsongs2115
    @iknowallthesadsongs2115 4 роки тому +1169

    Colin with scarlet = energy drink for dating actresses

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 роки тому +245

      Scarlet with Colin = energy drink for dating comedians

    • @waynehayes912
      @waynehayes912 4 роки тому +118

      God their household must be chaotic.
      Scarlett doing karate chops fight the air speaking in Russian. While Colin's in the background going on Twitter reading off random news headlines trying to make her laugh and she just doesn't break cause she's too in character.
      Colin: Scarlett how about this one.
      A man in Missouri attempted to rob a gas station with a toy gun. When the police showed up and tried to arrest him. The man went "tag you're it" and now those police officers are in prison for 5 years for attempted robbery.
      Scarlett:
      нет Скарлетт, есть только Наташа
      (There is no Scarlett, only Natasha)

    • @iknowallthesadsongs2115
      @iknowallthesadsongs2115 4 роки тому +18

      @@waynehayes912 ahahah u should write for snl that's great

    • @calsheridan8961
      @calsheridan8961 4 роки тому +17

      Ohhhh that's why she's so good on SNL. Living with Colin is probably plenty practice.

    • @j2times2006
      @j2times2006 4 роки тому +5

      Colin Quinn? Holy shit I didn't even know they were dating. Damn I guess he's leveled up a bit now.

  • @2G2008
    @2G2008 4 роки тому +237

    "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS...MAAAAMMMAAAA!!!! BECAUSE TOMMY LOVES meeehh!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ik1768
    @ik1768 2 роки тому +139

    4:56 Kate delivered those lines so perfectly. It was hilarious 😂 🤣

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 11 місяців тому +2

      Made me perk up for Martha Stewart once more...
      Its been a while.

  • @jorgealfy
    @jorgealfy 4 роки тому +171

    "Rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation"

    • @HeyZeusBelden
      @HeyZeusBelden 4 роки тому +3

      Splooosh!

    • @davidlemaster2034
      @davidlemaster2034 3 роки тому +1

      It goes the other way MUCH more often. Come join "Settl" you single guys......where if you're lucky you'll meet an overly needy, 38 year old woman, (well past her prime) who has 3 kids (all from different men) who is now ready to settle down with you!! Talk about lucky!?!?

    • @314jets6
      @314jets6 2 роки тому +4

      @@davidlemaster2034 That's...very specific. Is there something you wanna tell us?

    • @davidlemaster2034
      @davidlemaster2034 2 роки тому

      @@314jets6 nothing you'll understand, with that steady diet of blue pills on your gut LOL

  • @beckyingrahm5681
    @beckyingrahm5681 4 роки тому +214

    "Because I'm Martha f***ing Stewart. And I can do whatever I want."

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy 2 роки тому +1

      Including white collar crime (insider trading) and get off with only 5 months of minimum security and two years of house arrest. Slightly more than a slap on the wrist, but not much.

  • @MayandPoppy
    @MayandPoppy 3 роки тому +68

    Kate McKinnon’s Martha Stewart impression is excellent! 😂

    • @jaironunez7196
      @jaironunez7196 2 роки тому +2

      That woman is a freakin' CHAMELEON!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @carolyndewey8625
      @carolyndewey8625 4 місяці тому

      She can do Martha Stewart, and she can also do Justin Bieber.

  • @planetsonder.mp4
    @planetsonder.mp4 3 роки тому +49

    It's amazing how funny it is when Kate becomes straight for skits

  • @joshr277
    @joshr277 3 роки тому +59

    Pound Puppy part is so funny - - “I think it’s working a little bit too well” haha 😂 4:16

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 4 роки тому +49

    6:07, Kenan's face while watching the performance

  • @alidickerson2860
    @alidickerson2860 4 роки тому +148

    I’m in Petco and I can’t find the adult section... please help me....

  • @nicolerovine9110
    @nicolerovine9110 3 роки тому +80

    I don't even want to imagine a world before Cecily and Beck owned the commercial narrating game

  • @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
    @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 4 роки тому +347

    Does anybody remember Mad TV Lowered Expectations?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +24

      I do. And I always thought the guy in the opening of those sketches was peeing on the fence.

    • @BiggaTigga
      @BiggaTigga 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/atfDg4fLcks/v-deo.html

    • @lawrencecarr4973
      @lawrencecarr4973 4 роки тому +9

      yes that was good show 👍🤣🤣🤣

    • @bailodescalza
      @bailodescalza 4 роки тому +15

      That skit was gold!!! I miss MadTV!

    • @nubiansnowchic
      @nubiansnowchic 4 роки тому +1

      self discarded king of ruin 72 YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LukeTheDisneyGuy
    @LukeTheDisneyGuy 3 роки тому +64

    the local commercial is for “3RD-I-BLINDZ” that is hilarious 🤣

  • @lexmarchus3228
    @lexmarchus3228 4 роки тому +47

    The googley eyes on pound puppy killed me

  • @NPRoberto
    @NPRoberto 4 роки тому +678

    Settle: the dating app for those with zero self esteem!

    • @anonymoustranscriber2869
      @anonymoustranscriber2869 4 роки тому +7

      hello, JODisHere
      *Get a life.*

    • @mattier.9095
      @mattier.9095 4 роки тому +7

      Nicholas Roberts or for those who are realistic! Lol

    • @johnnyjoestar6838
      @johnnyjoestar6838 4 роки тому +2

      @Seth Organ You forgot that theyre life generally feels pretty shit so good feelings are magnified when they do something enjoyable

    • @Plutonianextract
      @Plutonianextract 4 роки тому +1

      Nicholas Roberts where do I sign up?

    • @malcolm5965
      @malcolm5965 4 роки тому

      @@MrDankTM Hello JOD. btw hisss

  • @Alex-nf1jy
    @Alex-nf1jy 4 роки тому +98

    thank you so much SNL people for putting these mashups together for us to enjoy all at once instead of having to jump video to video :)

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 4 роки тому +65

    5:44 how did I JUST notice the phone number? Where you at, 90's kids?

    • @Correc7edAura
      @Correc7edAura 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't notice either, 'Jumper' was a great song.

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 4 роки тому +1

      Great catch.

  • @saultorres3091
    @saultorres3091 4 роки тому +33

    "I don't have a car" that hit close to home

  • @christodang
    @christodang 3 роки тому +50

    As someone who lives in the city and doesn’t own a car, I’m so glad Settl exists

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 4 роки тому +51

    Cecily was hilarious in the ups & downs of that phone call 😂

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +2

      She's actually always putting on wigs and being characters at her house. I bet she's so much fun to be with!

    • @leslieyancey5084
      @leslieyancey5084 4 місяці тому

      Same intensity both ways! 🤣

  • @bedazzledskeletononesie8141
    @bedazzledskeletononesie8141 4 роки тому +248

    I wonder if Colin wrote the dating actresses one 😂

    • @synia9053
      @synia9053 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe

    • @Emcostanza
      @Emcostanza 4 роки тому +2

      That sketch aired several years ago before they were dating so probably not

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 4 роки тому +13

      Even if they were dating, the sketch is clearly about dating struggling actresses not giant movie stars. Scarlett probably takes the one for dating comedians though.

  • @steffaniemamawithapurpose7324
    @steffaniemamawithapurpose7324 4 роки тому +33

    "With his anxiety, yea right" hahahhaha

  • @superfluff106
    @superfluff106 3 роки тому +23

    “The adult section at petco”😂

  • @Sean-iz6dn
    @Sean-iz6dn 3 роки тому +22

    That pound puppy one had me dead!! Lmfao 😂😆

  • @d_exiled_1arisen385
    @d_exiled_1arisen385 4 роки тому +37

    Settle?!!
    This was hilarious. 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
    Settling up?! Her face after that kiss!! 😂🤣😂🤣
    Martha is a freak...
    🇵🇷🤘🏾

    • @luisgab707
      @luisgab707 3 роки тому

      Boricua🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

  • @crazguykwan8955
    @crazguykwan8955 4 роки тому +39

    Colin and Scarlet both have stock in the 24hr energy drink

  • @miapdx503
    @miapdx503 4 роки тому +29

    I've had it before and I'd like it again!
    I felt that...😂😭

  • @jozdali00
    @jozdali00 Рік тому +7

    Vanessa chugging the energy drink is hilarious 😂😂

  • @deannas2778
    @deannas2778 4 роки тому +36

    The settle one is painfully true

  • @richardbarnes5432
    @richardbarnes5432 3 роки тому +66

    As someone from the UK, Vanessa Bayer is just the perfect embodiment of what I picture every 30's white American woman to be. And she's funny.

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 3 роки тому +20

    I've been a member of Settl for a year now, & I'd recommend it to all of my Dungeons & Dragons friends & gamer friends. I hope to have my first date soon! Thanks, Settl! Lol 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @warrenkbelljr2129
    @warrenkbelljr2129 Рік тому +13

    SNL commercials are my favorites of all time. 😂😂😅

  • @bobg6638
    @bobg6638 4 роки тому +7

    “The simple elegance of a good bang” 😆😆😆

  • @saxmaverick
    @saxmaverick 4 роки тому +63

    FOR INTERCOURSE

  • @myjudgementalself5084
    @myjudgementalself5084 4 роки тому +63

    The first thing I see is Martha Stewart and I immediately know I'm gonna like it

  • @majorblitz7219
    @majorblitz7219 4 роки тому +57

    Anyone remember, lowered expectations? Settl......

    • @bryantcurtis2665
      @bryantcurtis2665 4 роки тому +1

      I do. I uploaded her sing you a love song called 18 of 72 virgins.

  • @FERAL_ENTITY
    @FERAL_ENTITY 3 роки тому +4

    5:58 is just gold

  • @khalilrehman6466
    @khalilrehman6466 4 роки тому +96

    Kate mckinnon is my favorite celebrity love ya

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 4 роки тому +11

    "The simple elegance of a good bang." LOL

  • @CC3193
    @CC3193 2 роки тому +3

    OMG Philip's hobbies! 1:19 Playing catch, laundry, lying down... Lol 🤣

  • @petezzz
    @petezzz 4 роки тому +14

    1:28 Ngl when my dad got engaged again he kissed his fiancee just like that. I was like ugh how can anyone date him lol

  • @realMuseology
    @realMuseology 3 роки тому +6

    "Because I'm Martha F**** Stewart. I can do whatever I want."
    Priceless!

  • @helltotheno.
    @helltotheno. 3 роки тому +8

    WHO WROTE THAT DOG SKETCH ITS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

  • @me5197
    @me5197 3 роки тому +17

    Whenever I watch the SNL commercials I can’t tell when it starts if it’s a real add or not.

  • @GamingwithZeroGG
    @GamingwithZeroGG 4 роки тому +6

    Not being allowed to swipe left is brilliant haha

  • @lesismore49
    @lesismore49 4 роки тому +84

    Oh no... 😳 My boyfriend kisses like that. 😬 I've tried to retrain him, but it hasn't worked. 1:29

    • @jojobk12able
      @jojobk12able 4 роки тому +28

      DUMP HIM

    • @yukorai8323
      @yukorai8323 4 роки тому +21

      crispy dreams kinda sad you would dump someone for kissing weird

    • @jojobk12able
      @jojobk12able 4 роки тому +9

      Yukorai she said he hasn’t changed it, he’s a wastemon!

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 4 роки тому +4

      @Yukorai Depends on how long they've been dating, if they're sleeping together, how old boyfriend is, and IF he'll accept an ultimatum. Not a matter of tolerating different styles.

    • @jexikavindictive
      @jexikavindictive 4 роки тому +4

      Why would someone do that?

  • @BC-jb7mz
    @BC-jb7mz 4 роки тому +15

    “Available in the adult section of petco”
    😂😂😂

  • @scheie353
    @scheie353 4 роки тому +10

    So 24-hour energy is the secret of scarlett and colin great relationship 😂😂😂

  • @urbasichamilfan
    @urbasichamilfan 2 роки тому +10

    “Because you’re dating an actress”
    As an actress this is hilarious 😂

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 2 роки тому

      what works?
      I'm curious. no insult.

  • @Morendo13
    @Morendo13 2 роки тому +8

    Cecily is consistently hysterical.

  • @williamwoodelf
    @williamwoodelf 4 роки тому +9

    The "tick tock" killed me.

  • @staghearted9875
    @staghearted9875 4 роки тому +10

    "Sushi!!"
    She's so hecking cute even though she's acting. god damn it.

  • @avarada17
    @avarada17 3 роки тому +7

    “I want a guy who’s rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation”

  • @melissaburris7755
    @melissaburris7755 4 роки тому +4

    "Like a rustic burlap wedding invitation" 😂😂😂

  • @slowpoke6743
    @slowpoke6743 4 роки тому +63

    I saw my ex and her new boyfriend crossing the street when a bus ran them over and killed them both. I thought to myself, wow that could've been me.
    ...then I remembered, I cant drive a bus

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 4 роки тому +4

      I hope you were wearing your seat belt at least.

    • @TheAgent0060
      @TheAgent0060 4 роки тому +2

      That's like a Jack Handy quote

  • @KimyKW
    @KimyKW 4 роки тому +5

    I’m Diggin Martha, calloused hands and no debt!!! Lol!

  • @the_rebekah_leigh
    @the_rebekah_leigh 4 роки тому +15

    In the first sketch, when the guy went to kiss Vanessa, it broke me 😂 I feel like that's one that a lot of people (guys) might miss, but having gone out with guys who really do think girls like kissing like that, I got it the instant I saw it 😂

    • @ericdarden2751
      @ericdarden2751 3 роки тому +1

      That is however, like a pretty easy fix. It literally takes less than 10 minutes to teach guy to kiss well.

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 3 роки тому +1

      @@ericdarden2751 There isn't a single woman alive who hasn't had to do it.

  • @alyssajade6802
    @alyssajade6802 4 роки тому +8

    as an actress, the end of the dating actresses one was honestly really sweet lol that’s all i want in a s/o

  • @MorganWeske
    @MorganWeske 4 роки тому +3

    HAHAHA that open mouth kiss! dead!

  • @wilkowei5321
    @wilkowei5321 4 роки тому +3

    The image of 1:59 are so youtube commercial type, I would almost close this video lol

  • @georgenotsmith2804
    @georgenotsmith2804 4 роки тому +7

    "Hey, uh, anybody need a stool sample?"

  • @alumpyhorse
    @alumpyhorse 2 роки тому +4

    6:14 rarely see Kate McKinnon break 👏😂

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +2

      Oh my gosh - Smokery Farms is HILARIOUS she broke so much bahhahah

  • @stacyneuman8619
    @stacyneuman8619 4 роки тому +17

    I love the Martha Stewart,I cant stand her and just found this entire thing funny...good one SNL 😂

  • @shawnjay7829
    @shawnjay7829 4 роки тому +23

    lmfao this is hilarious asf damn pound puppy 😂

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 3 роки тому +11

    That Martha Stewart impersonation is hysterical 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Algedibarrios
    @Algedibarrios 3 роки тому +4

    What a beautiful eyes!!! 2:20

  • @davidthomas6094
    @davidthomas6094 3 роки тому +3

    Great stuff. Pound Puppy was a welcome surprise. Gotta admire who thinks up something that random for a sketch.

  • @banquo4223
    @banquo4223 4 роки тому +5

    The scary thing is, if you're not actually paying attention to the video, these sound like completely normal commercials

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 2 роки тому +2

    1:00 That's a good idea ngl

  • @lilistoyanova9698
    @lilistoyanova9698 2 роки тому +2

    "Someone with calloused hands and no debt." 😂 Yep, that would be the one

  • @generaltso6914
    @generaltso6914 2 роки тому +4

    The actress skit is so true! I shared a house with 6 other people in LA and one of them was an actress whose show had been cancelled and was looking for new things (8 is enough etc) and she was exhausting!!

  • @xaesalyszimpkee
    @xaesalyszimpkee 4 роки тому +3

    1:32 my face when the date went bad but he is hell bent on kissing me goodnight

  • @Prismalpink
    @Prismalpink 3 роки тому +1

    Hahaha the Pound Puppy one killed me xDDD I’m in tears right now... And lmao at “Settl” xDDD It’s a great pun on purposely misspelled apps

  • @layladai9210
    @layladai9210 4 роки тому +52

    I have a problem with dating. Honestly some of these things might be useful for me.

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 роки тому

      hello Dai. btw hot girls

    • @The_RC_Guru
      @The_RC_Guru 4 роки тому +2

      You’re probably crazy then. Guys will put up with it for awhile but won’t stick around.

    • @ep3989
      @ep3989 4 роки тому +2

      Layla Dai You and everyone on the planet 😂

    • @layladai9210
      @layladai9210 4 роки тому +2

      Mike S actually I’m lesbian so...

    • @The_RC_Guru
      @The_RC_Guru 4 роки тому

      Layla Dai sooo what’s your point? Maybe you don’t practice good hygiene. Replace “guy” with “girl” lol. It’s 2020 I forgot I need to only speak in gender neutral terms.

  • @airressunplugged1994
    @airressunplugged1994 4 роки тому +16

    So Settl is an app...I thought it was just a way of life

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 3 роки тому

      As it is. And always has been for 99% of the population, particularly women.

  • @racheldama7666
    @racheldama7666 4 роки тому +9

    Kate McKinnon is so talented, that range is amazing!

  • @lisirchin
    @lisirchin Рік тому +2

    Settl and pound puppy were hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @aquablue1252
    @aquablue1252 4 роки тому +12

    Man my crush on Taran just grows he is so fcking handsome

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 Рік тому +8

    Fun Fact: They didn't tell Cicelly the cameras were on at 5:22. They caught that backstage.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому

      Hahahaha
      I did hear that she wears wigs and makes characters when she's at home. I bet she's so fun to be around!

  • @alicia27ish
    @alicia27ish 4 роки тому +45

    Have a super day everyone!!

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 роки тому

      hi Byrd. btw hot girls

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 4 роки тому

      @Pipe Tunes So you're Russian then?

    • @enzoo4422
      @enzoo4422 4 роки тому

      You too!

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 4 роки тому

      @Luic Bruni Don't ask me, I have no clue.

  • @FreeMarketSecularist
    @FreeMarketSecularist 4 роки тому +40

    I love these parodies

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM 4 роки тому

      hi Marie. btw hot girls

  • @ATAHUALPA867
    @ATAHUALPA867 4 роки тому +3

    The puppy one. Amazing 😱😱🤣🤣

  • @pixiebells
    @pixiebells 4 роки тому +11

    See, the Pound Puppy is clever. But this is partly why we have 2 cats. I shake the bag of treats, they both come running. I give them each a few, then throw a handful in the air for them to squabble over and dash to the bedroom close the door & we're good. Just another reason cats are easier pets. 🐈

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 3 роки тому +1

      Please elaborate what goes on after you close the bedroom door (and it'd be really helpful with pics or vids). It's for a friend's educational purposes.