We ruined Elden Ring but at least it was funny

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  2 роки тому +900

    Start your urban adventure in Dislyte today: click.fan/Dislyte_Zanny #ad

  • @Skumnut
    @Skumnut 2 роки тому +7709

    The Paintings Three was truly majestic, I applaud thee

    • @slimic2992
      @slimic2992 2 роки тому +69

      Indeed was a true sight to behold

    • @soggycantaloupe
      @soggycantaloupe 2 роки тому +7

      Real

    • @lordaveg
      @lordaveg 2 роки тому +35

      Needs to be a series.

    • @ManOfSemantics
      @ManOfSemantics 2 роки тому +31

      @@slimic2992 We came seeking copper, but instead we found gold.

    • @slimic2992
      @slimic2992 2 роки тому +6

      @@ManOfSemantics indeed

  • @sethseth916
    @sethseth916 2 роки тому +3432

    Honestly, plenty of us invaders just want fun fights, and not against min-maxed tryhard duelists. The Paintings Three looks like legit fun, same for the Goblins

    • @12SickOne34
      @12SickOne34 2 роки тому +218

      And than there are those who dare to flask in a duel. The spineless, maidenless creatures that they are. *spits out*

    • @sethseth916
      @sethseth916 2 роки тому +119

      @@12SickOne34 Truly, the maidenless behavior of disgraced ash. Sounds like an Aldrich.

    • @nofun594
      @nofun594 2 роки тому +51

      Goblins just look like a basic 3v1 gank squad tbh

    • @androski5247
      @androski5247 2 роки тому

      @@nofun594 Yes but you can laugh while you die

    • @fuchsmichael93
      @fuchsmichael93 2 роки тому +9

      My only Question is, who the hell invades at Academi Gate on high Level?

  • @mattbrown7935
    @mattbrown7935 2 роки тому +1251

    Zanny: "You're alive?!"
    Player: "My death was, greatly, exaggerated."

    • @spartankram8117
      @spartankram8117 2 роки тому +21

      "So, you're the tarnished I heard about"

    • @reytunezbz
      @reytunezbz 2 роки тому +10

      @@spartankram8117 quite possibly the best tarnished I've ever seen...

    • @mattbrown7935
      @mattbrown7935 2 роки тому +9

      @@reytunezbz "That's got to be the best tarnished I've ever seen"

    • @gitgud1555
      @gitgud1555 2 роки тому +4

      Timestamp

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 2 роки тому +2

      @@gitgud1555
      13:10

  • @Pelicanarecool
    @Pelicanarecool 2 роки тому +864

    I like how the fist 2 gimmicks were so role-play heavy and then the last one was just 3 goblins stabbing you to death.

  • @jamesdo3086
    @jamesdo3086 2 роки тому +332

    “It’s that or it’s pick 1” the Paintings 3 might have to be one of the best things I’ve ever seen

  • @tux75
    @tux75 2 роки тому +5123

    Elden Ring feels like what developers in the early 90s dreamed a game could possibly be one day

    • @abhipapala632
      @abhipapala632 2 роки тому +100

      @Tux bro I just blew on my screen cuz I thought your profile pic was an eyelash lol.

    • @markspc1285
      @markspc1285 2 роки тому +62

      @@R3TR0JVN no one really asked for your input did they.

    • @dogeking7823
      @dogeking7823 2 роки тому +14

      @@abhipapala632 Yep i think i rubbed my screen too much and messed it up lol

    • @babyyodaco9345
      @babyyodaco9345 2 роки тому +156

      @@R3TR0JVN looks like someone died to soldier of godrick a few too many times

    • @chromium_ink
      @chromium_ink 2 роки тому +5

      I thought your pfp was a hair on my screen.

  • @johnnysins3419
    @johnnysins3419 2 роки тому +6480

    Hey, for honor community. Looks like it’s time for sword game. Capture those zones, stop that ram, and clear that minion lane. And a special shoutout to the knight faction. Incredibilis!

    • @hollow9414
      @hollow9414 2 роки тому +186

      It's Johnny Sins

    • @shaaylmao
      @shaaylmao 2 роки тому +251

      "Incredibilus" *smirks slightly*

    • @joshua6438
      @joshua6438 2 роки тому +86

      Thank you Johnny sins very cool.

    • @IanHilliker
      @IanHilliker 2 роки тому +52

      Bro I was just thinking about you

    • @austinalden6323
      @austinalden6323 2 роки тому +14

      Incredibilis

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +3054

    "The Paintings Three" feels like it could be an actual fight in a Dark Souls Game. [7:01]
    Each Painting is given a backstory to validate their techniques and weapons of choice. So certain players can have an easier time with certain paintings according to their playstyle. You only need to beat ONE King to go forward but if you beat all of them. You'll get a special talisman or something.

    • @interneter6299
      @interneter6299 2 роки тому +108

      it is, at the colleseum in caelid which gives you the great jar's arsenal

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +82

      Also, if it's even possible. If Fromsoft ever turns this idea into reality. Make an achievement to players who manages to fight and kill all 3 Kings in one battle. Name it like _"Let Them Eat Lead"_ as a reference to The French Revolution.

    • @AArbiter
      @AArbiter 2 роки тому +19

      @@X-SPONGED the paintings three has been defeated by thee

    • @alteredstates3316
      @alteredstates3316 2 роки тому +9

      I was hoping they would dress like the dudes in the paintings lol

    • @rorygibson5015
      @rorygibson5015 Рік тому +4

      Similar to something like Fia’s Champions? That would be cool

  • @sakataslays
    @sakataslays 2 роки тому +1053

    "I'm gonna close my door so I can goblin noises"
    - Quote of the Year (14:36)

    • @smugofbishamonten1447
      @smugofbishamonten1447 2 роки тому +25

      Doors will be lock down, for thee parent disappoints and frown, make thy best of goblin's voice, for goblins together will always be boys

  • @brianadams9465
    @brianadams9465 2 роки тому +190

    For the goblin soldiers, I feel like you should all be using like, cragged shields and menial weapons, as if found my a goblin. It would make the "band of goblins" thing more believable/realistic.
    (yes I know it's a game but the roleplay in the three paintings was on point so I just had to comment)

    • @Kommunicate27
      @Kommunicate27 Рік тому +18

      I actually think it's much more terrifying if goblins can wield spells, god-like weapons and have great intelligence. It also doesn't follow the Goblin Stereotype of small, dumb creatures that attack in large numbers or wield small clubs and wooden shields. Like this timestamp for example 16:45
      Can you imagine:
      A well-known knight in a wolf-like armor that wields a Greatsword, is being toyed by three intelligent goblins, while also being killed slowly by a thousand knife throws and ass stomps. These goblins can use their god weapons, yet they decided to only use knives and ass stomps just to mock the knight.
      Like I would not fuck with those creatures.

    • @TheBreadSoldier
      @TheBreadSoldier Рік тому

      @@Kommunicate27my D&D players bout to have a bad tome

  • @belg4r489
    @belg4r489 2 роки тому +1428

    The paintings 3 were the best by far, anyone would love running into that stuff, the fact you have 3 different playstyles also added to it a bunch

    • @babyyodaco9345
      @babyyodaco9345 2 роки тому +51

      It reminded me of the massive warrior jars trials. I loved it it was so good. Shame the only thing that’s running through some peoples minds is “KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @ryanscoffeehour6404
      @ryanscoffeehour6404 2 роки тому +6

      As a viewer its funny asf to see. As a player I'd probably be annoyed.

    • @hebleh5771
      @hebleh5771 2 роки тому +56

      @@ryanscoffeehour6404 beats being rushed by 3 maxxed out dudes

    • @ryanscoffeehour6404
      @ryanscoffeehour6404 2 роки тому +13

      @@hebleh5771absolute fucking facts

    • @Worn_Guide
      @Worn_Guide 2 роки тому +4

      @@babyyodaco9345 There's more murderhobos as invaders/ While expected, is sad.

  • @hollow9414
    @hollow9414 2 роки тому +769

    The Rykard cosplay was so good, I couldn't tell the difference

    • @Worn_Guide
      @Worn_Guide 2 роки тому +20

      Now we can devour the very gods togethaaaa~

    • @reaper2604
      @reaper2604 2 роки тому +17

      TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ThatChadHollow
      @ThatChadHollow 2 роки тому +8

      @@reaper2604 WE WILL DEVOOUUUURRR THE VERY GOOOOODDS!

    • @reaper2604
      @reaper2604 2 роки тому +6

      @@ThatChadHollow The GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS!

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому

      This game still popular?

  • @camster55687
    @camster55687 2 роки тому +1682

    I hope The paintings three become a running thing if he makes more Elden ring definitely the best part

    • @smellycat57
      @smellycat57 2 роки тому +98

      Thy pronounciation of "The paintings three" be incorrect, Tarnished.

    • @reaper2604
      @reaper2604 2 роки тому

      @@smellycat57 LOL

    • @camster55687
      @camster55687 2 роки тому +14

      @@smellycat57 ah shit how’d I fuck that up

    • @TheStargov
      @TheStargov 2 роки тому +3

      Just wholesome trolling.

    • @lukitasdeveras
      @lukitasdeveras 2 роки тому +2

      Loved the goblin voices

  • @sunnex474
    @sunnex474 2 роки тому +266

    People tend to play along more willingly when 2 50cals are pointed at their chest

  • @smolchild1057
    @smolchild1057 2 роки тому +402

    The roleplaying in this looked so fun, this makes me sad i don't have friends to make up fantasy scenarios with.
    The climbing up the fortress of frenzy quest, only to discover the treasure was just shit they left sitting in their dusty item box for weeks. The paintings three reminded me of those mirrors with the blue phantoms that break out of them in DS2. I love this video so much.

    • @Wobberzmadeit
      @Wobberzmadeit 2 роки тому +2

      Same and I don’t have online

    • @smolchild1057
      @smolchild1057 2 роки тому +1

      @@Wobberzmadeit i lost my PS3 PSN account, so no more pvp. The PS4 belongs to my parents and i don't get up early enough to play on it, plus elden ring belongs to my dad, and im not allowed to play it, I tried DS3 but that game is dead...

    • @Wobberzmadeit
      @Wobberzmadeit 2 роки тому +4

      @@smolchild1057 thats tough

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 2 роки тому +2

      I got together a few people in a Discord server, and we made two cosplay trios: Abyss Watchers and Shadows of Yharnam. For the Abyss Watchers, the host would summon a white phantom and a mad phantom (this is the one that can betray the group at any time), both with the untrue dark ring. Set up the dried finger for more chaos then wait for invaders to spawn in before kicking the fight off.
      For the Shadows of Yharnam, it's a bit trickier. Robe and Hood of Prayer work well for the aesthetic, but stats are sorely lacking. I like to balance it with Black Iron gauntlets and leggings, but ymmv. One Shadow will be pure pyromancy, one will be pure katana (Washing Pole recommended), and the final one will need a katana (Uchigatana or Black Blade recommended) with the Follower's Torch to breathe fire. Once one Shadow dies, the torch Shadow uses Carthus Flame Arc to buff his katana as a signifier of phase change. The katana Shadow should play more aggressively the entire time, and the other two should hang back and rarely step forward until he's dead. Pyromancer Shadow should only throw out spells like Bursting Fireball or Poison Mist every ten seconds to avoid overwhelming the contender, and the torch Shadow should breathe fire every fifteen/twenty seconds to be safe.
      No healing for any of these fights, obviously, and not everyone is gonna see this as a fun player boss fight. We did have a lot of fun, though, and I'm sad we won't be able to get more out of it.

    • @walo351
      @walo351 2 роки тому

      @@smolchild1057 you really are a smol child?

  • @drmengus
    @drmengus 2 роки тому +589

    So, the Fortress of Frenzy is essentially the French guys from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail...

    • @BurningCroc
      @BurningCroc 2 роки тому

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

    • @bosknight7837
      @bosknight7837 2 роки тому

      Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a hamster!

    • @FlameOfRoyeca
      @FlameOfRoyeca 2 роки тому +10

      Hell effin yes hahaha

    • @sazechs_451
      @sazechs_451 2 роки тому +31

      That's too perfect
      Thank you for the mental image

    • @cyb3rspace478
      @cyb3rspace478 2 роки тому +9

      You brought back some good memories, I love that movie

  • @delonejuanderer
    @delonejuanderer 2 роки тому +896

    imagine if the game had proximity chat with these dudes playing as Goblins 🤣

    • @20thcentury_toy
      @20thcentury_toy 2 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure it has

    • @tilenkobe
      @tilenkobe 2 роки тому +19

      @@20thcentury_toy yea but only friendly summons can hear you

    • @darienkrewson9753
      @darienkrewson9753 2 роки тому +3

      *Faint ehehe*

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому +10

      I wish it had proximity chat for enemies except only during the moments after you kill them. Like in call of duty. So you can hear them rage lol

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 2 роки тому +1

      Proximity chat but only if it is roleplay dialogue

  • @owensreviews625
    @owensreviews625 2 роки тому +607

    That opening was the definition of “had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

  • @julianr8544
    @julianr8544 2 роки тому +500

    The evil sychronization of laughter at 4:35-4:38 is perfection.

  • @PeregrinesChagrin
    @PeregrinesChagrin 2 роки тому +190

    Omfg "That's lightskin goblin behavior" is insane😭

  • @garrettord3304
    @garrettord3304 2 роки тому +550

    14:26 "God fails the vigor check" summarizes Elden Ring pretty well

  • @henryford4933
    @henryford4933 2 роки тому +203

    Zanny always has the most creative and hilarious cosplay ideas it’s amazing

  • @jonathanalvarez7793
    @jonathanalvarez7793 2 роки тому +302

    The 3 painting part was dope & HILARIOUS.

  • @drpower3791
    @drpower3791 2 роки тому +147

    The Paintings Three is one of the best jokes you guys have done.

  • @ERElement77
    @ERElement77 2 роки тому +44

    I think I came up with a better one
    *”come tarnished, and make the choice presented before thee, and unveil one of the paintings three”*

  • @suitedpanda3108
    @suitedpanda3108 2 роки тому +2149

    Zanny: *talks about the toxic elden ring community*
    Also Zanny: FORT OF FRENZY

    • @Slymarbo5060
      @Slymarbo5060 2 роки тому +139

      Honestly as a for honor player he fits in a lot more then he realized, he's super toxic In elden ring and from what i have seen its people like him in pvp that made me stop playing this last month. It's just not fun to deal with

    • @havardmj
      @havardmj 2 роки тому +32

      what's toxic about that?

    • @raruterofegb
      @raruterofegb 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah kind of a hypocrite tbh

    • @Mrhappyface52
      @Mrhappyface52 2 роки тому +75

      And your point is?? He's just making his own fun and people seem to enjoy it too.

    • @smolchild1057
      @smolchild1057 2 роки тому +173

      Their just messing around, it's not like their trying to win because of some pride or fear of losing, if that was the case they'd all be afk farming and wielding rivers of blood and moonveil. This video is just them playing the game in interesting ways to give the invaders an interesting experience.

  • @Zoroark_Master
    @Zoroark_Master 2 роки тому +83

    "People always look down on goblins"
    Maybe it’s because of their size.

  • @hmmmborgir
    @hmmmborgir 2 роки тому +339

    Bloodborne is true masterpiece if you're looking for another soulsborne game you should try it (I also hope that zanny can encourage others to come back to the game)

    • @mike229290
      @mike229290 2 роки тому +10

      It‘s awesome.

    • @highoncoffee5
      @highoncoffee5 2 роки тому +6

      It is an incredible game

    • @sirgoo9962
      @sirgoo9962 2 роки тому

      If you can actually play it 😭

    • @mitchnotrich6941
      @mitchnotrich6941 2 роки тому +1

      Yes I couldn’t quite figure out how to parry with the the gun so I completed it by dodging alone

    • @nastyshelby5873
      @nastyshelby5873 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed

  • @petloverspy
    @petloverspy 2 роки тому +16

    That paintings three bit especially was so fun with the people playing along, pointing at the painting of their choice. Like they were coming in for a boss fight!

  • @prokingownage
    @prokingownage 2 роки тому +35

    I think I could watch the paintings 3 all day 😂😂 your Elden ring videos are the best. All were awesome

  • @DaxtanMsc
    @DaxtanMsc 2 роки тому +63

    The gimmicks for multiplayer completely killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This video was def the cherry on top we needed on an awesome series

  • @papaslapnuts9632
    @papaslapnuts9632 2 роки тому +45

    "god fails the vigor check" is probably the most elden ring thing said ever

  • @DaKdawg
    @DaKdawg 2 роки тому +33

    The fort of frenzy and the paintings three...had me rolling. I've been on a Jar guys kick, so this was very much in the same vein and I enjoyed every second of it. Take my sub tarnished. Thou hast proved thy worth.

  • @mattwx5479
    @mattwx5479 2 роки тому +68

    That was literally the most entertaining video of gaming I have ever seen. Funny and well done.
    "I'm gonna close my door so I can make goblin noises" 😂

  • @phatqhunt715
    @phatqhunt715 2 роки тому +309

    I’ve had Elden ring for about a week. I don’t know where I’m going, who I’m fighting or how to fight them. About 70% of my gameplay has been loading screens and I haven’t even gotten close to melania. Yet I’ve already bought a figure of her and am very down bad already. 10/10 definitely a game

    • @TheNameCannotBeFound
      @TheNameCannotBeFound 2 роки тому +33

      Holy fuck the part about the loading screen had me wheezing hysterically for some reason.

    • @cristiannahuel6232
      @cristiannahuel6232 2 роки тому +6

      welcome to fromsoftware games

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 2 роки тому +3

      I am 110 hours played and haven’t completed the game yet

    • @ecobasetech4558
      @ecobasetech4558 2 роки тому +19

      @@Endeva09 I have 417 hours spread across 7 different characters and haven't beaten the game yet. So you are not alone.

    • @B1g_B0sssss
      @B1g_B0sssss 2 роки тому +1

      @@cristiannahuel6232 well, The loading screen part isn't so uncommon in the first dark souls for example.

  • @wumpuswoo9946
    @wumpuswoo9946 2 роки тому +103

    19:50
    Do bloodborne. It’s the best one. You have a bonk weapon that’s also a sword. A pizza cutter. Malenia before Malenia in the DLC, in both boss difficulty and simpability.

    • @Salsa_
      @Salsa_ 2 роки тому +8

      don’t forget the hauntingly beautiful music

    • @ulfric5696
      @ulfric5696 2 роки тому +7

      don't forget the greatest experience in the game: the calice dungeons

    • @wumpuswoo9946
      @wumpuswoo9946 2 роки тому

      Cum dungeon

    • @cocolahoff4292
      @cocolahoff4292 2 роки тому

      @@ulfric5696 chalice you say? Father of lies

    • @copelandiam3712
      @copelandiam3712 2 роки тому

      for a hot sec i thought you were talking about Orphan lmao

  • @sly_djinn6011
    @sly_djinn6011 2 роки тому +141

    Zanny’s maidenless behavior will suit Bloodborne very well

    • @schlompus1563
      @schlompus1563 2 роки тому +8

      I’m literally just liking every comment asking him to play bloodborne lmao

    • @00Cashcarti00
      @00Cashcarti00 2 роки тому +1

      @@schlompus1563 lol me too

    • @00Cashcarti00
      @00Cashcarti00 2 роки тому +1

      I can alr see him simping for maria

  • @jasontaylor3021
    @jasontaylor3021 2 роки тому +4

    Thou'st must climb
    the frenzied fort,
    and take the key,
    from thine court.
    Once thou possess,
    the glintstone key,
    go up the hill,
    to find the paintings, three.
    Then thou must survive
    the goblin troupe
    Or become ingredients
    for rotten soup
    but one must then
    defeat the scarlet lord
    or else become
    a rotted corpse.

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 Рік тому +8

    Man I wish I had gamer friends like that. Looks like you guys have lots of fun.

  • @SAUCE2001
    @SAUCE2001 2 роки тому +10

    It’s always fun to see friends make matching outfits and wear silly armor just to beat invaders using some goofy spin attack or something. I feel like this is along the same line, but just taking it to the next level. Love the RP

  • @contemplatingrain2380
    @contemplatingrain2380 2 роки тому +46

    Honestly, the ideas you guys came up with are amazing. Just breathing more life into the game.

  • @sebastianclaros2888
    @sebastianclaros2888 2 роки тому +59

    THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY!!!! I LAUGHED AND ENJOYED SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU ZANNY!!! Sorry for screaming, and you forgot the puppy break btw lol.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 роки тому +1

      If Zanny skips the puppy break again, we riot!

  • @mr.elderpumpkin7285
    @mr.elderpumpkin7285 2 роки тому +9

    I love how through these past months of elden ring we’ve watched zanny ascend into godhood

  • @2MuchQuenton
    @2MuchQuenton 10 місяців тому +1

    i always like to go back and watch this video, easily my fv elden ring video on UA-cam

  • @sphearix7232
    @sphearix7232 2 роки тому +12

    16:45
    I like to think this one encounter they had with this guy is an accurate representation of how all twelve episodes of Goblin Slayer are, despite having never watched the anime.

  • @ryanscoffeehour6404
    @ryanscoffeehour6404 2 роки тому +146

    Swings: *Misses attack*
    The attack: *still counts as hit*
    Swings: *lands attack*
    The attack: *misses*
    Elden ring in a nutshell

    • @trinixjin8039
      @trinixjin8039 2 роки тому +5

      welcome to souls pvp, it just works

    • @stickplistick3643
      @stickplistick3643 2 роки тому

      Bro I will get hit from like 5 yards away lol

    • @b4ushoutxyz_66
      @b4ushoutxyz_66 2 роки тому

      @@trinixjin8039 was it made by Fromsoft, or bethesda?

  • @Ian-dn7lq
    @Ian-dn7lq 2 роки тому +33

    10:11 - that's so wholesome. Having fun and making other ppl happy :D

  • @BrannyBranso
    @BrannyBranso 2 роки тому +5

    The paintings three segment had me dying of laughter lol. I hope you guys do something similar again. Super creative.

  • @God.the.son.33
    @God.the.son.33 2 роки тому

    -Shitting? A man of your talents?
    -It’s a very peaceful life you see, but now forget that, and make your choice among The Paintings Three.

  • @m.a.dmatt6689
    @m.a.dmatt6689 2 роки тому +33

    The paintings three has to be my fav thus far. Such a clever and fun way to pvp

  • @exodus5730
    @exodus5730 2 роки тому +78

    and with this video has influenced the Elden Ring community to become more creative in their times of pain and suffering

  • @M_S_G.
    @M_S_G. 2 роки тому +21

    I hope more people do the paintings of three skit it's so entertaining

  • @OishikSarkarApocalypso
    @OishikSarkarApocalypso Рік тому

    This is the funniest Elden Ring content on this whole internet, and I come back to this every three months or so, smile to my heart's content, and gently close youtube again.

  • @tenta9876
    @tenta9876 8 місяців тому +3

    The Ode to the Paintings Three
    Tread your course, lowly Tarnished,
    Tread all the paths before thee
    Tread with allies lauded and admonished
    Before the Paintings Three
    Before you is a trial of old
    Three champions lie before thee
    Clashing blades, great spells, lessons taught and told
    Before the Paintings Three
    Tales of victory, defeat, all within the paint
    Your spell books must be consulted, sword arts must you heed
    Steel yourself, mind sharp and restrained
    Before the Paintings Three

    • @Qvksylver
      @Qvksylver 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro good job

    • @tenta9876
      @tenta9876 6 місяців тому

      @@Qvksylver thank you I read 1 shakespeare and now I can Ye Olde English

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma 2 роки тому +14

    Ongbal Gang!
    I felt like a god when I parried Malenia three times in a row for the riposte.

  • @DurpyKraken
    @DurpyKraken 2 роки тому +15

    The painting disguise is just great. Ngl, I’m definitely gonna use that. Love these videos!

  • @personiam9351
    @personiam9351 2 роки тому +42

    *When the game isn’t terrible*
    Fine, I’ll do it myself.

  • @lance_cpa1175
    @lance_cpa1175 2 роки тому +32

    "I am no longer down for Malenia" is a lie that even Amber Turd couldn't compete with.

  • @Blue_Fire-Chibi
    @Blue_Fire-Chibi 2 роки тому +4

    Zanny using the goblin voice to say eat dogsh*t was the funniest part of the video not gonna lie🤣

  • @williambeck2372
    @williambeck2372 2 роки тому +5

    Regarding that one dude who gave you the Frenziedflame Stone and seemed shocked you'd all blast him.... IT'S LITERALLY CALLED THE FORT OF FRENZY. WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING?! CAMPIRE AND KUMBAYA?!

  • @StaleCrony
    @StaleCrony 2 роки тому +10

    That was absolutely glorious, especially that chapter with the paintings, and the one with the towers, and the goblins one, screw it they were all good; the whole video was great.

  • @lilbee281
    @lilbee281 2 роки тому +14

    18:29 had me on the floor.... like the rest of the video. Great content as always

  • @FaeriePuck
    @FaeriePuck Рік тому +1

    I had to stifle my laughter while fully crying so I wouldn’t wake my roommate. This video is completely hilarious. Every time a PvP idea seemed like I wouldn’t like it, I’d be proven wrong Jesus Christ

  • @mariofatovic6521
    @mariofatovic6521 2 роки тому +3

    Zanny: complains about using busted things like sleep arrows
    Also Zanny: uses Bloodhound step for PvP

  • @sir.nonchalant
    @sir.nonchalant 2 роки тому +15

    Watching Zanny's videos give me a hysteric laughter and i love it.

  • @miosteen5065
    @miosteen5065 2 роки тому +8

    The goblin laugh really do get the chat laughing lol

  • @jonahtindall6994
    @jonahtindall6994 2 роки тому +9

    Man got slapped by Guts at 6:51

  • @thatrandomsquirrel2924
    @thatrandomsquirrel2924 Рік тому

    Y’all should do the true goblin experience, with the worst weapons you are able to get your hands on. So what you lack in actual hitting power you make up for in sheer numbers

  • @kabuto1584
    @kabuto1584 4 місяці тому

    i don’t know whats worse knowing there are goblins in the Lands Between or that the Goblins have Legendary Artifacts and Weapons

  • @Johten
    @Johten 2 роки тому +33

    Glad we are seeing more Elden Ring. I honestly expected you to be done lol

  • @ogithechamp5181
    @ogithechamp5181 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine trying to scale a fort in a medieval fantasy game from FromSoft and and instead of PVP you get a fucking flamethrower

  • @somerandomperson9670
    @somerandomperson9670 2 роки тому +3

    When they got to the goblin part and laughing like goblins i was like "bro be sneaking through my castle stealing various trinkets"

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Рік тому +1

    The paintings three is like an album cover

  • @henryburke2158
    @henryburke2158 2 роки тому +1

    A good laugh I have had at the expense of thee. Your antics and capers have filled me with glee. But most of all I enjoyed the paintings three, for if they had graced me, it would surely have made my own journey.

  • @DreamerFromTheDepths
    @DreamerFromTheDepths 2 роки тому +6

    Zanny really knows how to make games way more fun than they already are.

  • @Shatter149
    @Shatter149 2 роки тому +8

    i really liked how the invaded players played along. knowing that that they're not taking this game seriously.

  • @mattj500
    @mattj500 2 роки тому +15

    Holy fuck the goblin dart throwing part had me in tears😂😂

  • @hjalmarericsson5764
    @hjalmarericsson5764 2 роки тому +1

    Me after seeing Zannys thumbnail: I was hoping for Tobey, why are you here?

  • @TheHarrisontemple
    @TheHarrisontemple 2 роки тому

    There is something magical about a man shooting the frenzied flame of an outer god while calling his victim my brother in Christ

  • @dustysaurus6137
    @dustysaurus6137 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly in terms of ganks, the invaders at least know what they’re getting themselves into by storming the fort, picking a painting, and seeing 3 goblin boios (not that there is any honor or courtesy obligated to invaders and hosts alike). Very fun!

  • @Velmari_
    @Velmari_ 2 роки тому +4

    I love the paintings three, so creative. Plz keep coming up with more amazing ideas

  • @MysteriousBoy173
    @MysteriousBoy173 2 роки тому +4

    2:37 That is the most evil and most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed

  • @ohiyoresident
    @ohiyoresident 2 роки тому +2

    In this world, Malenia doesn’t spare Zanny, Zanny spares Malenia

  • @j_the_frog
    @j_the_frog Рік тому +1

    The themed group bits are legit so funny, 11/10, honestly I would watch 30minute segments for each bit 😂

  • @TheJoviLovi
    @TheJoviLovi 2 роки тому +4

    What if I told you I love RPGS but I don't play Elden Ring to not lose my sanity?

  • @anonymousnerd1017
    @anonymousnerd1017 2 роки тому +4

    18:08
    I aaaaaaaaam!
    Darth Maaaaauuul!
    And in true canonical fashion, he promptly gets sliced in two.

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 2 роки тому +14

    Imagine not simping for Malenia, couldn't be me

  • @handleonafridge6828
    @handleonafridge6828 2 роки тому +2

    Sometimes I forget that Zanny is actually really good at dueling in games

  • @lee_vi_3947
    @lee_vi_3947 2 роки тому

    Boss: you cant win. Zanny: dormammu, i have come to bargain

  • @Adsmak
    @Adsmak 2 роки тому +9

    True gamer moments right here. I never imagined role play could be taken to such an elegant level!

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 2 роки тому +4

    18:30 - That scream of pure terror had me WHEEZING

  • @artherir
    @artherir 2 роки тому +11

    Ah yes, a fair and balanced set of challenges. Take note funny sword game

  • @timeslip6846
    @timeslip6846 2 роки тому +1

    Thy self must pick thy of one of three painting as each painting hides foes of formidable strwangth but choose wisley as thy decision will change thyns life.

  • @heathpetrie6850
    @heathpetrie6850 2 роки тому +2

    this man really fought malenia, got her to a point where he felt he had proven himself in battle, and quit out before it was over

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 2 роки тому +53

    I’m honestly impressed by the time and effort you put into these videos, Keep it up!💛

  • @pcbangbros8350
    @pcbangbros8350 2 роки тому +6

    Okay, the painting one was actually amazing.

  • @kumakaon9225
    @kumakaon9225 2 роки тому +4

    Fort of frenzy could be improved by having one long range "hitscan" , one mid range aoe and one close quarter combatant as a last line of defense

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 2 роки тому +2

      Surprised no one tried eternal darkness against it

  • @calebcouch2597
    @calebcouch2597 2 роки тому

    who was it that said "Three paintings, Three warriors!"
    idk why but I skipped it back several times and busted out laughing every time he said it
    get this man a voice acting gig

  • @thechroniclegamer4285
    @thechroniclegamer4285 2 роки тому +1

    Oh!
    Welcome conqueror of the travelers three.
    Behind these doors are the one you seek
    Now choose wisely of the doors three
    Or the rats will climb among you like the meek