We ruined Elden Ring but at least it was funny
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CHAPTERS
0:00 - Intro
0:39 - The Fort of Frenzy
5:26 - I am Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
7:01 - The Paintings Three
11:50 - Man vs Twitch chat
14:29 - The Goblins
17:09 - Man vs Malenia
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MUSIC USED IN THE VIDEO:
Elden Ring OST
Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon - • Video
God Devouring Serpent - • Video
Invader - • Video
Fallen Knights - • Video
Erdtree Avatar - • Video
Malenia, Blade of Miquella - • Elden Ring Soundtrack ...
Frenzied Flame Merchant Violin Song - • Elden Ring - Frenzied ...
Scammer by Infraction - • Cyberpunk Gaming Sport...
Planet by Infraction - • Sad Cinematic Document...
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From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma • From Russia With Love ...
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Knight walking puppies animation - / bluescluesvevo
Medieval overgrowth - / mdesgn099
Sitting with the pups - / lazy__drawings
Dathomir - / sin-scribbles
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No. I don’t think I will
No.
Yo did see my other comment on the last elden ring video please read it zanny
Can't wait for DS3
Play bloodborne bro
The Paintings Three was truly majestic, I applaud thee
Indeed was a true sight to behold
Real
Needs to be a series.
@@slimic2992 We came seeking copper, but instead we found gold.
@@manofsemantics7936 indeed
Honestly, plenty of us invaders just want fun fights, and not against min-maxed tryhard duelists. The Paintings Three looks like legit fun, same for the Goblins
And than there are those who dare to flask in a duel. The spineless, maidenless creatures that they are. *spits out*
@@12SickOne34 Truly, the maidenless behavior of disgraced ash. Sounds like an Aldrich.
Goblins just look like a basic 3v1 gank squad tbh
@@nofun594 Yes but you can laugh while you die
My only Question is, who the hell invades at Academi Gate on high Level?
"I'm gonna close my door so I can goblin noises"
- Quote of the Year (14:36)
Doors will be lock down, for thee parent disappoints and frown, make thy best of goblin's voice, for goblins together will always be boys
I like how the fist 2 gimmicks were so role-play heavy and then the last one was just 3 goblins stabbing you to death.
Just like England
@@UnemployedStormtrooperidk why but that shit made me spit out my ice tea
Hey, for honor community. Looks like it’s time for sword game. Capture those zones, stop that ram, and clear that minion lane. And a special shoutout to the knight faction. Incredibilis!
It's Johnny Sins
"Incredibilus" *smirks slightly*
Thank you Johnny sins very cool.
Bro I was just thinking about you
Incredibilis
"The Paintings Three" feels like it could be an actual fight in a Dark Souls Game. [7:01]
Each Painting is given a backstory to validate their techniques and weapons of choice. So certain players can have an easier time with certain paintings according to their playstyle. You only need to beat ONE King to go forward but if you beat all of them. You'll get a special talisman or something.
it is, at the colleseum in caelid which gives you the great jar's arsenal
Also, if it's even possible. If Fromsoft ever turns this idea into reality. Make an achievement to players who manages to fight and kill all 3 Kings in one battle. Name it like _"Let Them Eat Lead"_ as a reference to The French Revolution.
@@X-SPONGED the paintings three has been defeated by thee
I was hoping they would dress like the dudes in the paintings lol
Similar to something like Fia’s Champions? That would be cool
The evil sychronization of laughter at 4:35-4:38 is perfection.
Actually!
“It’s that or it’s pick 1” the Paintings 3 might have to be one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Elden Ring feels like what developers in the early 90s dreamed a game could possibly be one day
@Tux bro I just blew on my screen cuz I thought your profile pic was an eyelash lol.
@@SL4PSH0CK no one really asked for your input did they.
@@abhipapala632 Yep i think i rubbed my screen too much and messed it up lol
@@SL4PSH0CK looks like someone died to soldier of godrick a few too many times
I thought your pfp was a hair on my screen.
Zanny: "You're alive?!"
Player: "My death was, greatly, exaggerated."
"So, you're the tarnished I heard about"
@@spartankram8117 quite possibly the best tarnished I've ever seen...
@@reytunez "That's got to be the best tarnished I've ever seen"
Timestamp
@@gitgud1555
13:10
For the goblin soldiers, I feel like you should all be using like, cragged shields and menial weapons, as if found my a goblin. It would make the "band of goblins" thing more believable/realistic.
(yes I know it's a game but the roleplay in the three paintings was on point so I just had to comment)
I actually think it's much more terrifying if goblins can wield spells, god-like weapons and have great intelligence. It also doesn't follow the Goblin Stereotype of small, dumb creatures that attack in large numbers or wield small clubs and wooden shields. Like this timestamp for example 16:45
Can you imagine:
A well-known knight in a wolf-like armor that wields a Greatsword, is being toyed by three intelligent goblins, while also being killed slowly by a thousand knife throws and ass stomps. These goblins can use their god weapons, yet they decided to only use knives and ass stomps just to mock the knight.
Like I would not fuck with those creatures.
@@Kommunicate27my D&D players bout to have a bad tome
People tend to play along more willingly when 2 50cals are pointed at their chest
The paintings 3 were the best by far, anyone would love running into that stuff, the fact you have 3 different playstyles also added to it a bunch
It reminded me of the massive warrior jars trials. I loved it it was so good. Shame the only thing that’s running through some peoples minds is “KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
As a viewer its funny asf to see. As a player I'd probably be annoyed.
@@ryanscoffeehour6404 beats being rushed by 3 maxxed out dudes
@@hebleh5771absolute fucking facts
@@babyyodaco9345 There's more murderhobos as invaders/ While expected, is sad.
I hope The paintings three become a running thing if he makes more Elden ring definitely the best part
Thy pronounciation of "The paintings three" be incorrect, Tarnished.
@@smellycat57 LOL
@@smellycat57 ah shit how’d I fuck that up
Just wholesome trolling.
Loved the goblin voices
The roleplaying in this looked so fun, this makes me sad i don't have friends to make up fantasy scenarios with.
The climbing up the fortress of frenzy quest, only to discover the treasure was just shit they left sitting in their dusty item box for weeks. The paintings three reminded me of those mirrors with the blue phantoms that break out of them in DS2. I love this video so much.
Same and I don’t have online
@@bighyormcrab9786 i lost my PS3 PSN account, so no more pvp. The PS4 belongs to my parents and i don't get up early enough to play on it, plus elden ring belongs to my dad, and im not allowed to play it, I tried DS3 but that game is dead...
@@smolchild1057 thats tough
I got together a few people in a Discord server, and we made two cosplay trios: Abyss Watchers and Shadows of Yharnam. For the Abyss Watchers, the host would summon a white phantom and a mad phantom (this is the one that can betray the group at any time), both with the untrue dark ring. Set up the dried finger for more chaos then wait for invaders to spawn in before kicking the fight off.
For the Shadows of Yharnam, it's a bit trickier. Robe and Hood of Prayer work well for the aesthetic, but stats are sorely lacking. I like to balance it with Black Iron gauntlets and leggings, but ymmv. One Shadow will be pure pyromancy, one will be pure katana (Washing Pole recommended), and the final one will need a katana (Uchigatana or Black Blade recommended) with the Follower's Torch to breathe fire. Once one Shadow dies, the torch Shadow uses Carthus Flame Arc to buff his katana as a signifier of phase change. The katana Shadow should play more aggressively the entire time, and the other two should hang back and rarely step forward until he's dead. Pyromancer Shadow should only throw out spells like Bursting Fireball or Poison Mist every ten seconds to avoid overwhelming the contender, and the torch Shadow should breathe fire every fifteen/twenty seconds to be safe.
No healing for any of these fights, obviously, and not everyone is gonna see this as a fun player boss fight. We did have a lot of fun, though, and I'm sad we won't be able to get more out of it.
@@smolchild1057 you really are a smol child?
Omfg "That's lightskin goblin behavior" is insane😭
The Rykard cosplay was so good, I couldn't tell the difference
Now we can devour the very gods togethaaaa~
TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@reaper2604 WE WILL DEVOOUUUURRR THE VERY GOOOOODDS!
@@ThatChadHollow The GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS!
This game still popular?
imagine if the game had proximity chat with these dudes playing as Goblins 🤣
Pretty sure it has
@@20thcentury_toy yea but only friendly summons can hear you
*Faint ehehe*
I wish it had proximity chat for enemies except only during the moments after you kill them. Like in call of duty. So you can hear them rage lol
Proximity chat but only if it is roleplay dialogue
The Paintings Three is one of the best jokes you guys have done.
I think I came up with a better one
*”come tarnished, and make the choice presented before thee, and unveil one of the paintings three”*
nop
So, the Fortress of Frenzy is essentially the French guys from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail...
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a hamster!
Hell effin yes hahaha
That's too perfect
Thank you for the mental image
You brought back some good memories, I love that movie
That opening was the definition of “had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
The perfect example of it
Thou'st must climb
the frenzied fort,
and take the key,
from thine court.
Once thou possess,
the glintstone key,
go up the hill,
to find the paintings, three.
Then thou must survive
the goblin troupe
Or become ingredients
for rotten soup
but one must then
defeat the scarlet lord
or else become
a rotted corpse.
The fort of frenzy and the paintings three...had me rolling. I've been on a Jar guys kick, so this was very much in the same vein and I enjoyed every second of it. Take my sub tarnished. Thou hast proved thy worth.
14:26 "God fails the vigor check" summarizes Elden Ring pretty well
Zanny: *talks about the toxic elden ring community*
Also Zanny: FORT OF FRENZY
Honestly as a for honor player he fits in a lot more then he realized, he's super toxic In elden ring and from what i have seen its people like him in pvp that made me stop playing this last month. It's just not fun to deal with
what's toxic about that?
Yeah kind of a hypocrite tbh
And your point is?? He's just making his own fun and people seem to enjoy it too.
Their just messing around, it's not like their trying to win because of some pride or fear of losing, if that was the case they'd all be afk farming and wielding rivers of blood and moonveil. This video is just them playing the game in interesting ways to give the invaders an interesting experience.
That paintings three bit especially was so fun with the people playing along, pointing at the painting of their choice. Like they were coming in for a boss fight!
That was literally the most entertaining video of gaming I have ever seen. Funny and well done.
"I'm gonna close my door so I can make goblin noises" 😂
man I fucking DIED at that part😂😂😂
Bloodborne is true masterpiece if you're looking for another soulsborne game you should try it (I also hope that zanny can encourage others to come back to the game)
It‘s awesome.
Fr it is great
It is an incredible game
If you can actually play it 😭
Yes I couldn’t quite figure out how to parry with the the gun so I completed it by dodging alone
"People always look down on goblins"
Maybe it’s because of their size.
it's Guts from Berserk, what a goated player! 6:42
I think I could watch the paintings 3 all day 😂😂 your Elden ring videos are the best. All were awesome
The 3 painting part was dope & HILARIOUS.
Zanny always has the most creative and hilarious cosplay ideas it’s amazing
I love how through these past months of elden ring we’ve watched zanny ascend into godhood
The paintings three segment had me dying of laughter lol. I hope you guys do something similar again. Super creative.
I’ve had Elden ring for about a week. I don’t know where I’m going, who I’m fighting or how to fight them. About 70% of my gameplay has been loading screens and I haven’t even gotten close to melania. Yet I’ve already bought a figure of her and am very down bad already. 10/10 definitely a game
Holy fuck the part about the loading screen had me wheezing hysterically for some reason.
welcome to fromsoftware games
I am 110 hours played and haven’t completed the game yet
@@Endeva09 I have 417 hours spread across 7 different characters and haven't beaten the game yet. So you are not alone.
@@cristiannahuel6232 well, The loading screen part isn't so uncommon in the first dark souls for example.
Man I wish I had gamer friends like that. Looks like you guys have lots of fun.
The themed group bits are legit so funny, 11/10, honestly I would watch 30minute segments for each bit 😂
19:50
Do bloodborne. It’s the best one. You have a bonk weapon that’s also a sword. A pizza cutter. Malenia before Malenia in the DLC, in both boss difficulty and simpability.
don’t forget the hauntingly beautiful music
don't forget the greatest experience in the game: the calice dungeons
Cum dungeon
@@ulfric5696 chalice you say? Father of lies
for a hot sec i thought you were talking about Orphan lmao
"god fails the vigor check" is probably the most elden ring thing said ever
"I am no longer down for Malenia" is a lie that even Amber Turd couldn't compete with.
strategy to climb the fort of frenzy:
to dodge the bursts: to prevent being shot by 3 frenzied bursts at a time, try using bloodhound´s step, this way, the bursts will miss
to dodge the flame of frenzy incantation: almost impossible, you have to jump and dodge the frenzied flame at the same time, try using a greatshield
to hit them: any sorcery with very long range works well, but it has to be fast, or else you will either be hit by the bursts or they will dodge in time
to dodge zanny´s war spear: you cannot.
alternate method: offer treasures, legendary weapons or frenzy flame related items, they will allow thee, although, they will kill you afterwards, so either prepare a surprise attack or be ready to die
i know zanny stopped with the fort of frenzy, i just felt like writing
Zanny’s maidenless behavior will suit Bloodborne very well
I’m literally just liking every comment asking him to play bloodborne lmao
@@schlompus1563 lol me too
I can alr see him simping for maria
Swings: *Misses attack*
The attack: *still counts as hit*
Swings: *lands attack*
The attack: *misses*
Elden ring in a nutshell
welcome to souls pvp, it just works
Bro I will get hit from like 5 yards away lol
@@trinixjin8039 was it made by Fromsoft, or bethesda?
A good laugh I have had at the expense of thee. Your antics and capers have filled me with glee. But most of all I enjoyed the paintings three, for if they had graced me, it would surely have made my own journey.
Honestly in terms of ganks, the invaders at least know what they’re getting themselves into by storming the fort, picking a painting, and seeing 3 goblin boios (not that there is any honor or courtesy obligated to invaders and hosts alike). Very fun!
and with this video has influenced the Elden Ring community to become more creative in their times of pain and suffering
16:45
I like to think this one encounter they had with this guy is an accurate representation of how all twelve episodes of Goblin Slayer are, despite having never watched the anime.
I love the paintings three, so creative. Plz keep coming up with more amazing ideas
This is so amazing. I’d pay to see more where all three of you act as a knight npc or something ❤️❤️❤️
Honestly, the ideas you guys came up with are amazing. Just breathing more life into the game.
It’s always fun to see friends make matching outfits and wear silly armor just to beat invaders using some goofy spin attack or something. I feel like this is along the same line, but just taking it to the next level. Love the RP
18:08
I aaaaaaaaam!
Darth Maaaaauuul!
And in true canonical fashion, he promptly gets sliced in two.
When they got to the goblin part and laughing like goblins i was like "bro be sneaking through my castle stealing various trinkets"
Regarding that one dude who gave you the Frenziedflame Stone and seemed shocked you'd all blast him.... IT'S LITERALLY CALLED THE FORT OF FRENZY. WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING?! CAMPIRE AND KUMBAYA?!
THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY!!!! I LAUGHED AND ENJOYED SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU ZANNY!!! Sorry for screaming, and you forgot the puppy break btw lol.
If Zanny skips the puppy break again, we riot!
Hi Zanny I just wanna say finding your channel made my whole decade, I especially love your Destiny 2 series (it's absolute gold) and the Elden Ring videos too, I've never laughed so hard in my life xD. Thanks for the awesome content! 💙🙏
This is the funniest Elden Ring content on this whole internet, and I come back to this every three months or so, smile to my heart's content, and gently close youtube again.
10:11 - that's so wholesome. Having fun and making other ppl happy :D
The paintings three has to be my fav thus far. Such a clever and fun way to pvp
15:39 killed me
The goblin noises had me dying for rl XD 🤣
*When the game isn’t terrible*
Fine, I’ll do it myself.
Ongbal Gang!
I felt like a god when I parried Malenia three times in a row for the riposte.
i think this is hands down the funniest zanny video i've ever seen. The freaking goblin voice "eat dogsh*t". Gets me every time
Zanny using the goblin voice to say eat dogsh*t was the funniest part of the video not gonna lie🤣
I hope more people do the paintings of three skit it's so entertaining
I think this is the most creative pvp video I've seen in a while. Truly entertaining, the picture idea was brilliant.
i always like to go back and watch this video, easily my fv elden ring video on UA-cam
The painting disguise is just great. Ngl, I’m definitely gonna use that. Love these videos!
Man got slapped by Guts at 6:51
For the Magma Wyrm I found that using the pillar in the middle is a good to get around its charging magma attack and It's also totally fair and honourable.
I wanna play online so I can do goofy shit like this. They look super fun to do. Especially the paintings three. Nice rykard cosplay btw, it was on point
18:29 had me on the floor.... like the rest of the video. Great content as always
Havent played elden ring yet, but seeing how you and friends can be a boss battle in pvp makes this the best game ever
Y’all should do the true goblin experience, with the worst weapons you are able to get your hands on. So what you lack in actual hitting power you make up for in sheer numbers
Hey Zanny, thanks for another great video full of fun and laughs. Every time you upload I get a smile on my face knowing that it’ll be good. Thanks.
Holy fuck the goblin dart throwing part had me in tears😂😂
This has to be my favourite Elden Ring video from zanny. Absolutely amazing gimmicks, would like to replicate it.
If only I have dedicated friends to play with.
Okay, the painting one was actually amazing.
Watching Zanny's videos give me a hysteric laughter and i love it.
I’m honestly impressed by the time and effort you put into these videos, Keep it up!💛
Fort of frenzy could be improved by having one long range "hitscan" , one mid range aoe and one close quarter combatant as a last line of defense
Surprised no one tried eternal darkness against it
11:05 you gilagmeshed Gilgamesh
i really liked how the invaded players played along. knowing that that they're not taking this game seriously.
what a blessing, i just binge watched all your EldenRing videos today
This video was a fun relief from work. Keep it up guys
Top tier vid layout.. RP followed by solo plays, dude I enjoyed every sec although if we playing favorites the RP bits are FKN GOLD
The goblin laugh really do get the chat laughing lol
5:08 I love how they all had the same idea
The Paintings Three must be a series dude, that was so enjoyable hahahah
That frenzied flame tower thing is just mean man. Still made me laugh.
That choose your opponent via painting is real cool.
Love seeing zanny playing one of the games in history once again! Love the content :)
Bloodborne is a masterpiece, arguably the best 'Souls' game there is, highly recommend it!
☝️
Hey Zanny I love your videos, would you show us your Fort of Frenzy build? That chaos build looked badass and I’d love to give it a try.
Zanny: complains about using busted things like sleep arrows
Also Zanny: uses Bloodhound step for PvP
Just with the intro I know that this will be an incredible vid
15:12 : *GOBLIN SLAYER INVADED YOUR WORLD*