10 GREATEST Wrestling Squash Matches EVER! | PartsFunknown Lists with Adam Blampied
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2024
- Squash matches have become less common in recent years, but they're a fantastic show when done right. Here are our 10 favourite squash matches ever! Comment below your personal favourite.
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0:00 - Introduction
1:13 - #10
2:07 - #9
2:53 - #8
3:48 - #7
4:43 - #6
5:52 - #5
6:46 - #4
8:05 - #3
9:02 - #2
10:03 - #1
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Honorable mention for the Ultimate Warrior giving HHH the deep-seated emotional trauma that would eventually lead to the Reign of Terror.
Lol PTSD created the king of kings
Well that and his ACL ripping apart like a thing of string cheese.
It's like a villain origin story. Hhh, tired of being buried after the curtain call, takes revenge on the rest of the roster in 2002-05. Someone should write a book about this lol.
@@GrtSage It was his quad, but same difference.
@@TheTrainFan9 Ya it was Quad my Bad.
I would read an entire novel of nothing but adam metaphorically describing how manly brock lesnar is
😂😅
“Brock killed one leg man in front of his one leg Mam”
Jaysus I cackled 😂
"one-leg man become sit-down man"
“Why you do this Bork?”
Bork Laser beat up One Leg Man
😂😅
“One ruff, tuff, billy goat buff” is something I never imagined hearing in my lifetime.
Damn it, you beat me to it!!
Such is the talent of #TheOneTrueAdam he is worth every f'ing penny.
That's why Adam is awesome plus the ate his lunch made another I'm sorry lunch and ate that one too lol Adam you are great!
Ohh you should know by now everything is possible with Adam Blampied lmao
"Cena hadn't been dominated like that since that episode of Total Divas that I saw in a dream one time."
See, this is why Plumpy is the 🐐.
Only the OGs will remember Adam's reactions watching Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar. That scene was unforgettable 😂😂😂
Yeah , adam went mental he struggled to get through that video
I will never forget Plumpy gasping "he beat the streak..." in shock.
lol I was hoping someone in the comments would mention that....truly an iconic moment
*"HE BEAT THE STREAK"*
After Suplex City if you went on the hub, you'd find a video called, "John cena takes 18 germans".
After Goldberg vs Brock at Survivor Series you could find a video called "Bald man works fast and finishes hard" (or something close to that lol)
16 Germans actually
"Bork killed one-legged man"
Y u do this Bork?
Y U DO THIS BORK!
Brick Lorenzo 😭🤣
One-legged is too many syllables for Bork.
Bad Bork
One leg man is now sit down man.
Mr. Brodie Lee lives on forever in our hearts. Damn it, miss the man so much.
Same. I’m a GM for a group of TTRPG players, and I created a NPC named Mr. Luke Huber, using the Mr. Brodie Lee gimmick as his appearance.
@@TheComicBookJoker i made the dark order on wwe 2k19 and made Alesiter Black the leader but everybody has an armband that says "RIP Brodie"
@@gohanblack5545 I like it.
I stopped watching Aew for a while bc it hurt too much. I haven’t watched weekly wwe tv in a long time so Aew was all I had left, Wednesday’s were appointment viewing for me. But ever since he passed I just can’t do it, the wrestling world has caused me so much pain, I can’t get myself to watch it on a weekly basis anymore. Just reminds me of what USED to be. It hurt
"Sometimes dreams come true and then braun kills you"
I want that T-shirt
Morbid George
Another memorable name Adam gives to Daffy Darkly.
Iggy the Grave Diggy Piggy is HOF worthy!
4:25 “likes big sweaty men” King Ross to WrestleTalk CONFIRMED?!
“Vince McMahon loves big sweaty men!”
Who? King Ross? Ain't nobody around by that name, chum. "King Ross" died over 3 years ago. (Which doesn't stop [NAME REDACTED] from selling his merch still.)
Ross Tweddell, your reigning and defending Cultaholic World Heavyweight Champion, on the other hand, is alive and well and perfectly happy listing off WTF Moments and doing podcasts and tier lists and other Gary UA-cam things for not this channel.
Mr. Brodie Lee gave Cody no room to counterattack his offenses and it was pure monster heel destruction. And the aftermath was so well written that elevated Brodie Lee, Dark Order and Anna Jay.
And then Rhodes just went to shoot a TV series, came back in a month, and regained the title, smh. I mean, what the hell. Let that monster have a proper reign!
@@panchunathadhikary8089 well he dint have a proper because of the things that lead to his death
Wrestling is still real to Japan DANGIT
I love the subtle "good god damn" editing in this video. For "good" it's a shot of Foley, hearkening back to his "Foley is Good" catchphrase. When Adam says "god" it zooms a bit on Mick because of how that "Foley is Good" phrase was created only after fans would often display signs that said "Foley is God". And then Ron Simmons for the word "Damn", doy. Love you, partsFUNknown.
Maw, too kind.
The first one reminds me of Adam’s Bork Laser bit in his WhatCulture past. Pure comedy gold.
This one had a number of callbacks from other videos. La Parka and the super spooky Tic Toc dance. Bork Lazer and One-Leg Man. The big sweaty men bit.
I absolutely loved that Cena vs Undertaker build. It was unique and they told that story to perfection. From Cena’s promo work to the shocking payoff with the squash match it was just brilliant
I felt rather shortchanged with it. It was terrible to have Cena squashed like that.
@@alpha068 I get what you mean but I will say this. If WWE announced that match in February of 2018 and did the squash match I to would feel robbed to but because it was “never announced” and was presented as more of an angle then a match I personally didn’t mind it. Plus it didn’t hurt Cena at all
@@liamhemstock2286 that's a fair point. But taker could've wrestled a 10 or atleast a 5 min match and it'd have still been fine. Just blazing through signature moves kinda like he did against rusev the next month.
So stupid I can’t believe people like that it happened
@@alpha068" are you intoxicated?"-Bisping
😂
"Bork killed one leg man in front of his one leg mam" damnit Adam it's too early to be laughing like an idiot
"the pichu version of x-pac" got me 😂 😂 😂
I feel like Mickie James squashing LayCool after that God awful "Piggie James" storyline should've at least been an honorable mention
That "nyaah" killed me
Man, that Brock Lesnar squashing the hell of Zack Gowen is uncomfortable for me to watch even for a 16 year old me when I saw it way back. That really made Brock a monster heel that time.
Imagine something like that in 2021, insane
“Brick Lorenzo”
Amazing 🤣
Never change Adam, never change.
5/6 years later Adam can make a list that no matter what, I will click and like. Mad respect!
Lets see how the views stack up on here and WrestleTalk
I want Hiromu Takahashi versus Darby Allen in an, "Who can cause more harm to themselves then their opponent" Match.
I know we don't talk about the former company Adam B worked for. But the 2016 Survivor Series reaction is something to track down. The two Adams and Jack losing their collective shit as Goldberg battered Bork to buggery in one minute and 26 seconds is a sight to behold.
All I could think about after Cody vs Brodie Lee was "I looked away, what just happened?" and then I rewinded it and saw Cody get absolutely rag dolled. Then I rewinded it again and watched it again because my brain couldn't believe what my eyes were telling me. Then I rewinded it again because they still couldn't believe what my eyes were telling me especially because it was happening without a crowd to go absolutely mental and I never felt more alone as a pro wrestling fan despite watching it with my Dad every week.
RIP Brodie Lee. You will always have this moment and definitive proof that you're better than what the "...out of touch old man who didn't believe in you" thought you were.
Just remembered Adam’s reaction to Goldberg vs Lesnar.
“Hi I’m Adam and welcome to - Aaahhhhh. What th-aahhh!! What just happened?!”
I remember Adam reacting to the Brock/Goldberg match. He went from "This is the worst thing in wrestling" to "This is the best thing that has ever happened" to "I don't know what to feel" all in like an hour.
Adam's voice is what I was looking for all week...
RIP Mr. Brodie Lee. Genuinely I am so glad to have things like his squash match against Cody.
If only they hadn't fuckd it up by having Cody win it back in their very next match.
@@alienraven I might be wrong but I think Cody won that match because Mr Brodie Lee was already hurt... I read he was taken to the hospital right after the match...
Again, I might be wrong...
One of the best squash match not really a squash match but still Samy Zayn vs Kevin Owens for the NXT Championship. I was heartbroken at that moment
My favorite squash match is Shota Umino vs. Jon Moxley at Dominion 2019. It is a squash match that goes less than four minutes, but while Mox looked absolutely dominant, NJPW Dojo Trainee Umino looked fundamentally capable. The difference wasn't necessarily talent, but experience and strength. Thus the match served both to further introduce Moxley and show his dominance to the Japanese crowd on the 2nd biggest show of the year, but without sacrificing any established talent or the reputation of the dojo.
Beyond that it served as a storytelling device. Moxley "took a liking" to Umino because of the match and took him under his wing as his tag partner for the lower card matches of the then upcoming G1 Climax tour, which is a better way of providing that to Moxley than simply having him wrestle alongside some dudes from the sekigun segment of the roster.
Last time I was this early the Fiend was still undefeated.
The Fiend lost his second match...
@@BrunoDiaz93 Yeah, it's been a while.
#1: As I turn to my friends in the 3rd bowl of the ACC, now Scotiabank Arena, "La Parka lasted longer," through barely managed laughter.
I dont even check what the video is about anymore.
I see partsfunknown.
I click.
I'd have to give an honorable mention to a rookie Goldberg squashing Hugh Morris after face tanking his finisher, No Laughing Matter and then doing the Goldberg no sell routine we all fell in love with in WCW. That squash kicked off his career, and his streak, further propelling WCW to the top of the Monday Night Wars for a time.
Adam is the best... I've been following him since his time in WCPW and what culture... And was really happy when he made a return.... Adam you have my respect for making my day all these years....
thank you whoever made the thumbnail for making it clear that that's john cena because i definitely wouldn't have been able to tell
I remember being a kid and they had Matt Morgan. he was just doing the weekly Squashes, but didn't use that weird suplex into rock bottom he does. He did a match, this must have been like the 3rd squash in or whatever, he gets them up for that suplex slam, but in my head, it looked like the jobber was reversing the suplex into a DDT. Now, i know that was just his finisher, but for a moment i thought WWE was going to spend weeks building up this monster, just to have him squashed by some no-namer the person who they actually wanted to push. That'd be a nice angle if they did it right.
When me and my friend watched Lesnar and Goldberg at Survivor Series 2016, our jaws were on the ground. Still the most shocking match I ever watched.
Thank you for the giant red arrow in the thumbnail, I could've never guessed who it was otherwise
Here come the absolute comedians who are going to make the "he's invisible" jokes. Hilarious
Brilliant video, great to see that the lists are staying on partsfunknown.
*Talks about mispronouncing Squash match*
*Next word refers to "Rebster's Dictionary"*
subtle humor is the best humor
Rest in peace Brodie .Forever in our hearts ❤️
Goldberg "going nheeeee" caught me of guard. I giggled a little bit...
If this list gets updated, I want the CM Punk vs Wardlow match from AEW Dynamite Jan 12, 2022 on this list.
It showed Wardlow's capabilities in the future.
CM Punk made him look super strong!!!!
MJF secretly doesn't want Wardlow to beat Punk so he bossed him around to do 8 powerbombs.
The finish is a Bret Hart vs Diesel tribute rollup win.
1. Everyone still wants MJF vs Punk
2. Wardlow's turn on MJF will be so sweet.
3. So mant storylines moving with this match
Bloody Zack Gowen! That's his name! He was one of my first wrestling memories cause he was so badass! What a guy.
What a rollercoaster of emotions this list is. After #10 I was prepared to ask "is it appropriate to call it a squash match if the person doing the squashing loses?", but then Razor-Kid shows up and it's like "this guy is the smartest man in wrestling journalism." Very well played once again, Adam.
The crowd was really fun after the Goldberg/Lesnar squash. Toronto has been lucky to have some big moments.
Ciampa VS Kross was very efective and awesome. Really underrateed squash
Brock vs Cena was a statement. Last of the Mega superstars of WWE.
People say cena is selfish but would a selfish man really be up for getting squashed twice in high profile matches at wwe's 2 biggest PPVs? I Don't think hogan, austin, rock or shawn would be up for those.
And yet the Nexus happened...
@@TheEvilCheesecake At least the nexus weren't squashed. Cena was humiliated in the two biggest shows of the year by a couple of part timers. For all the flack cena gets(and he deserves some of it) he was willing to job himself out. Austin never would've agreed to that.
Not at big shows by any means but for all Hogan's flaws (and there is loads) he did tap out to Angle and had Brock murder him with a bearhug in 2002.
@@JungleBunkRootsMusic2022 ...but they were buried. Ruined as a group because SOMEONE decided they wanted to win instead of doing what would have been better for everyone and creating more credible names for the future
@@CryoJnik Right because skip Sheffield and David Otunga were future WM main eventers smh. The only member of that group who had potential was barrett. People overrate the nexus burial. There have been far worse uses of backstage power(Booker t at wm 19,sting at starcade 97). At least the nexus lost in a competitive match, cena had to lose to an over the hill undertaker in 5mins.
Wow you Adam and the Wrestlertalk crew have made the best wrestling video online
I still remember that Lesnar/Goldberg squash. The men's SS match had gone for nearly an hour and the show was almost over. We were confused what they were gonna do for Lesnar/Goldberg. My friend said it would be funny if it was a squash. I figured they'd never do anything like that. Ha ha. They showed me.
Totally agree!
Specially with 2 first ones!
Thanks for the arrow and the giant JOHN CENA text in the thumbnail. I wouldn’t have ever known that the man with green armbands was John Cena
I love just how many different names Adam has for Brock Lesner. They never get old.
"And going 'nyeh'"...I would like to subscribe to Adam doing this in every video please
#11 Jeff Hardy vs. The Undertaker in a ladder match. The end where Taker raises Hardy's hand. Amazing match.
That's not really a squash match though. It's a fairly even match. But it's one of the better Ladder Matches overall
My favorite Goldberg-related squash match is actually the one against Wrath (aka Adam Bomb, aka Bryan Clark) from the October 20, 1997 edition of WCW Monday Nitro. Wrath had, up to this point, been largely protected as a monster heel. This is why it was shocking when Goldberg didn't wait for Wrath to remove his entrance gear before spearing the daylights out of him, hitting the Jackhammer and pinning him for the 1-2-3. The best part was the look of shock on James Mitchell (then James Vandenberg)'s face.
That crowd went hype for a 3 minute squash dream match than most of the matches on the Mania 34 card
Adam! How could you miss Don Muraco squashing a guy while eating a sandwich and sipping a soda! Come on now! Best squash EVER!
Honey wake up, Adam made another top 10 list
"Johnny Knockout, who *likes big sweaty men*"
Pardon me, Adam, but Gimmick Infringement Kane would like a word with you
War Machine vs the Tate Twins from ROH is my favorite squash of all time. Hanson and Rowe played catch with an adult. It was amazing.
Thank you Brodie still miss you
Oh god i was there at the G1 special when takahashi landed on his head. everyone instantly knew that something had gone wrong and somehow takahashi managed to finish the match.
My favorite squash match is Jeff Hardy winning the NXT title from Karrion Kross.
that Vader Vs. Inouki squash inspired SNK to put a Vader homage character into their first Fatal Fury game, and he got to come back for the sequel as well as King of Fighters 13 and the Capcom Vs. SNK games!
I remember the video you did following #1, favorite part was you trying to do the standard opening before going into hysterics. Fun, it was, like the squash...and then Vince had to Vince. Sigh.
Personal favorite was Smackdown, November 3, 2006. Undertaker and Kane vs MVP and Mr Kennedy. Its so stupid, I just love it so so so much.
And then we got Malakai Black vs Cody. Boy what a hell of a match that was.
I would just like to compliment the editor for giving two shots of Saint Mick for "good god" and one of the legendary Ron Simmons for "damn".
John Cena vs The Undertaker is fucken brilliant.
Cena spends the whole time trying to get a rise of the Undertaker for a match for weeks that he didn’t he use that time to prepare for that match if Undertaker did show up and he got squashed.
Man I miss Mister Brodie...
I died when he said La Parka did the TikTok dance😂😂
Oh man, Goldberg vs. Lesnar... I thought I was done with wrestling, I thought there'd be no real surprises left, and then in like a minute came the biggest surprise in years. It was magic.
Never been this early to one of your videos before
My personal favourite squash was the time on WWECW that -Viscera- Big Daddy V, in his terrible, tiny, manboob-exposing singlet, squashed 3 pasty, unassuming white dudes at the same time, ending with him throwing the trio into one pile and pinning them simultaneously. In the long run it didn't really do much to get over what was WWE's last-ditch, ultimately-futile attempt to make _anything_ out of Big Vis, but damn if it wasn't hilarious and entertaining for the 5ish minutes it lasted.
As one online dirtsheet wrote of it at the time, "Winner: Big Daddy V, via MURDER"
The Ultimate Warrior beating the Honky Tonk man has to be my favourite. So funny. Especially as the Honky Tonk man spoke like he was the greatest wrestler of all time!!
10:21
Adam Blampied’s running Brock Lesnar jokes will never cease to make me laugh
I am old enough to have watched the kid v razor match "live" and lemme tell ya, I lost my shit at home too lol
I love rewatching Goldberg v Lesnar SS, it's so shockingly satisfying. And although we should have gotten Taker v Cena at like Mania 29, at least we got it at all.
I feel like Cena getting annihilated by Lesnar at SummerSlam is more shocking than losing to Undertaker at Mania 34.
It's very significant how Brock beats Cena in a way that was outstanding
That IS John Cena indeed! Well done to the thumbnail person!!!
Adams Goldberg "YEAH" sent me 😂
Ryback's were some of the best they gave him handicap squash matches
Any 10 Magnum TA matches that just go "Lock up, shoot off, suplex, pin" would make this list for me.
Damn. Vader in Japan was built like a beast! I love that the Brodie squash is on here. If this was done later maybe Black vs Cody would have been an honorable mention.
I hate squashes but love PFK so I liked the video ;)
I showed my fiancée pictures of 123 Kid and she refused to believe me that he and X-Pac were the same person.
Fellas, beards are LIFE CHANGING.
From the joshi side of wrestling, Takumi Iroha vs Mayu Iwatani from February last year would've been a great option too. It's really difficult to make a 20-minute one-sided ambush without getting stale, and Stardom did it with the Marvelous ace going over the World of Stardom Champion, just the best women's match of 2020.
As the sacred texts read:
"Bork fight one leg man.
Bork break one leg man one leg.
One leg man is now sit down man.
Y u do dis Bork?"
The 1-2-3 kid win was probably the biggest upset in wrestling. No one saw that coming.
Brock Lesnar v John Cena at Summerslam 2014 is the greatest squash match of all time. Change my mind
This video makes me go back to Adam's old video about Brock.
"Bork victory. Bad Bork."
I missed Batista vs. Simon Dean /w Simon System. Funniest Squash match ever, for sure. Especially with the promo before.