Peyton Manning's a psychic
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- Опубліковано 29 січ 2017
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"That guy's white, he can golf"
Gummy Bear literally read your comment as he said it 😂😂
Every black person playing golf for the first time and is looking for an instructor say those exact words.
GREATEST. QUOTE. EVER.
I know loads of white guys who can't golf. 😂
@@josephball4908 I can appreciate the nuttiness of that event for sure, not enough likes on this one
Because of this, Pat Mcafee is the only known punter in the league
1000 vids no subs challenge marquett king
matt prater
@@dubay1k934 Matt prater is a kicker, not punter
johnny hekker
@@dubay1k934 you didnt just call the greatest QB in Lions history a punter
"Jesus himself... Walked inta tha casina!"
According to the police report, McAfee was asked whether he was swimming in the canal and answered, "I am not sure." When he was asked why he was wet, McAfee responded, "It was raining." When he was asked where his shirt was, McAfee said, "In the water." And when he was asked how much he had to drink, McAfee said, "A lot 'cause I'm drunk."
What a legend.
If you watched the "Pat McAfee: Uncaged" i think the telling of that story is hilarious. "I SAID A lot because Im STILL drunk."
who hasn't gone for a swim when drunk?
This is all alleged of course
As an Aussie it's so bizarre the police would even arrest or chat to him. Here they'll just say - get out of the water you drunk dickhead. So you do then go back to the pub.
Whaaaaaaat
Could you imagine him and romo together? Ones predicts everything and the other brings the entertainment. It would be beautiful
I agree
Fuck romo
Toxic_ Vapor_ ahhh a cowboys fan?
Jacob Reed no it’s just that romo sucks ass
Toxic_ Vapor_ well that’s just wrong
I want McAfee as a commentator. Not just NFL, everything
It just happened!
@@bobafatty111 He might be psychic too!
your wish has come true my friend, thursday college football
That One Guy he filled in for a WWE commentator once and it was awesome. He brought so much energy and enthusiasm to the product. I immediately missed him when he was gone
Too bad he didn’t have Peyton around to warn him about Polamalu in the C gap...
EAFGroundCub934 😂😂
You mean pomamomalu?
GroundCub934 yeah man when Polamalu in the C gab that’s when you take a knee
The angel of death you mean
Pa Llama Loo
7:45 just looks like alternate versions of the same guy all throughout the crowd 😂
John Reese underrated comment 😂😂
*S H I T*
Lol
Holy fuck lol
Wttttffff underrated af comment
Wait.... He's drinking from a whole bottle of wine on stage 😂😂😂
T. Roll lol yeah that's what brought me to this video
Like a boss
Shaun Hensley my dad was a boss. He drank himself to death when I were young. Boss move!
boss!
Lol at first sight I thought was was a big ass beer bottle lol
Can we get rid of Collinsworth or Buck and bring in Pat McAfee?
ajcerretani YES!!!
Replace buck and we finally get some excitement in the booth at fox for the first time in 20 years
Nah, replace Jason Witten, Buck and Chris are pros compared to Mr. dead-air-n'-stutter lol
and get rid of aikman too
That's.....actually a good idea.
Damn. Peyton is smooth af.
Also, the best part. "OH MY GOD. JESUS HIMSELF, WALKED INTO THE CASINA" that had me dying.
Pat is a national treasure.
Ah gee, thanks Dude!
Holy shit. Pat's got some serious chops. This was fantastic. He's such a natural storyteller, with a pretty keen sense for timing and emphasis. He could be putting out Netflix specials. I know I'd watch.
If you haven't heard his Polamalu story yet, look it up. Pure hilarity. Dude knows himself how to word up good.
@@RagnarokMic I have, and I agree. Hilarious. Fuckin Palahmaloo, hahaha
what the hell is he doing in the C gap???
He's sure been killing it with his show. Dude is the future of sports media. A much needed shakeup to the formula.
I'm a Steelers fan, but god damn it I need me a McAfee jersey. This guy is the funniest person to ever play the game. A god damn legend.
This Is My Boomstick he is also a steeler fan a do believe
Outwardpanicjoe he's from Pittsburg you'd see a lot of Macafee jerseys when the colts played the steelers while he was playing the steelers at Heinz field
Outwardpanicjoe He'll always root for the colts but I hear he dries his right foot off with a Steelers jersey.
He's a yinzer so definitely get his jersey!
This Is My Boomstick this is what football is missing. The fun people.
He would be hilarious on the joe rogan podcast
oh fuck yes that would be gold
JNasty - great call!
Too bad joe Rogan doesn't know jack shit about football or he would
he had arian foster on a while back
Joe Rogan don't know football
My man drinking wine out the bottle love it lol
Allegedly.
Darren Cooks Be nice. Hoosiers don't forget and don't forgive buddy.
when he said that he was basically admitting he did end up in the canal without actually admitting thats what happened all while under the disguise comedy. smart man
I heard it was a sick ostrich
But even a sick ostrich. It would take, 2 even 3 guys.
it's almost not worth thinkin about
So, we all agree that Peyton Manning at a young age discovered he could see several seconds into the future, realized "I could fight crime or I could become a football player and spend my life shredding defenses." and he slammed on the second button without even waiting.
Yes, this guy is funny!!!!
Pat McAfee and Tony Romo working together broadcasting NFL games, that would be magic.
Hell yes
Needs to happen! He cusses too much though for tv
Nantz is a treasure, he and Romo are gold. McAfee will be great as a color commentator but I have no desire to bust up Nantz and Romo.
@@richis2fast4u nantz graduate of the dick enberg school of useless information
Romo: Watch the slot reciever Pat, if the quarterback touches the left side if his helmet he's going to run a slant, the safety is going to break to the inside and it's going to leave 1 on 1 on the outside and it's going to be a first down easy
Quarterback touches his helmet, slot receiver runs the slant, outside reciever runs the post 1 on 1 Quarterback drops the ball over the corner for a gain of 15
Pat: That's amazing Tony, have you ever had an entire Casino bet red 18 and had it hit?
He needs to host the ESPYS.
Pats too classy to do that!
Hope he enjoys his new career
Luke Watson-Sharer I'm sure he's been doing this for a while
He's a comedian that just so happen to be good at punting.
Mr. McAfee sir. You are an Indiana legend and the hardest hitting punter ever & yes I'm talking about the times you straight waylayed the returner
You never heard of Sav Rocca??
He said he’s never been on tv for football. Well he did a hell of a job with Fox this past sunday!!
Laughed my ass off the whole video. Good comedy. Heard Pat on Bob and Tom radio show and never knew an NFL player, especially a lowly punter, could be such a funny guy.
I think Pat is probably the most popular punter. Sadly, he's on the Colts so I can't like him as a punter, but he's damn funny.
He retired on Feb 2, 2017.
R.I.P
I live/grew up 15 from French Lick Indiana, that accent is literally spot on.
Plottwist: Peyton owns the casino
Lol... it always hits on red 18....
Took me a second to understand the last punchline. Then I remember that he was found intoxicated in a canal
You saved me a Google search, thank you! Lol
@@realloud999 **allegedly
@@AntKart allegedly indeed
Pat McAfee is a FUNNY FUNNY MAN hope to be able to catch a show some day
i love pat man. taking pulls from the bottle the whole time. lol
I fucking loved this lol Dunno why people are hating this was some good material
because people are bitter and think its cool to hate shit, but they are really just miserable pieces of shit
Yune2ofdoom ....4,000 likes and 72 dislikes are pretty good or u talking about the comments. If u are well then fuck them.. Not our fault that they hate there life's
They didn’t want him to retire from the NFL
No one's hating, what are you talking about?
Bring this show to the 'Burgh
Edinburgh or Newburgh?
ButlerBulldogBill lol...Pittsburgh
That's not in Indiana! haha
ButlerBulldogBill pat is actually from Pittsburgh so I think he'd be more than happy to make a stop
ButlerBulldogBill Edinburgh lol, what a terrible town
I was skeptical. pat has always had good stage presence, but stand-up is another animal. he nailed it.
Bro im a titans fan but absolutely respect you man ur hillarious brother. Keep doing what you do the draft had me crying 🤣🤣
I’ve watched this at least a dozen times and just realized Pat is sippin on bottle of wine!! 🤣
Best tackler punter in Nfl History!
Lmao #1 Pat McAfee killing it on the mic! 😂😂
I played roulette with an Asian guy, Alan Iverson and his entourage at Cherokee casino at 3am. He ignored everyone but we both hit 16 and he gave me a little nod
Travis Stanaway I met Allen Iverson @ Mandalay Bay in Vegas. He was only with his uncle or some ish and a few hookers. Real talk. He was cool.
He didn’t have an entourage anymore though. F’n users.
I live 45 minutes from Harrah's in Cherokee I go about three times a year 😀😀
AI has been gambling since his rookie year
Nice of the Asian guy to nod at you, but what did AI do?
Pat McAfee is awesome. I will for sure miss him on the field. Entertainment runs through his veins and I will for sure follow his career of the Field.
And now you know why I ended yo in that canal!!🤣🤣🤣 gold!!!
You are a legend Pat! 😂😂😂
Can I get Pat McAfee to narrate my life?
I’ve heard this nearly a dozen times and I still lol at times
Damn Pat you killed it broski!! Laughed my fuckin ass off! Hahahaha
I love seeing Pat go off and do his own thing, I knew he was a funny guy but he’s really got a personality and humor he can make a career out of! More than just a football player
Why the fck he always included Vinatiery in his every single story lol 😂
Rizky Maulana Putra Because he holds his balls.
Tf is that spelling my man
Man heard about this stand-up from his show glad I finally got to see some. He's so talented man what a great guy. Wish you all the best Pat
There needs to be an nfl game pass version of pat mcafee commentating the game of the week every Sunday.
This is the greatest story ever told. It never gets old.
Wine straight from the bottle 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Should definitely keep doing this 👌 😂😂❤
"Idk if you were invited" 😂
This guys gunna be remembered for being fucking hilarious and dropping that one guy returning the punt. Solid legacy.
This never gets old.
YES Please put Pat Mac in the booth!!!!!!
he gave up over 5 million dollars to do comedy and retire from the NFL, hope it works out for him.
Cold Winter I thought he was still in the league. Wow.
I mean, it’s not like he needs it
After major surgeries and the knee pain he talks about, not a shock he left
Cold Winter he retired more so to do with health reasons. he was going on his 3rd or 4th leg surgery i believe and my guess is he still wanted to walk after 65.
But hey, the man has been a comedian before punting, he loves what he’s doing
Peyton knows how to read a chip table like he reads a defense 😩
Amazing, absolutely amazing hahahaha
Just realized that the guy who introduced him is Todd mccomas from his podcast
Pat, hilarious!
I love the standup I wish I could see Pat live
This caught me off guard. I had absolutely no clue that you did comedy, man. You fuckin ripped. Cheers to you, Brother.
This guy is HILARIOUS !!!!!
Pat is so high that I had to smoke a joint and re watch it
White wine from the bottle 😂
The most legendary Punter in history. Still a Punter but legendary.
TripleAstyle1 A Ray Guy was the best in his time. Look him up
Jan Mason he said legendary not best
Pat needs to be on every NFL broadcast... make this happen
I was waiting for the allegedly 😂
McAfee's like....."and get this guys! i was a punter!!" lululululululululululu
This story never gets old!
Did no one notice that he's just drinking a full bottle of wine, out of the bottle?? Thats perfect!
The fucking crowd laughed at everything
PAT UPLOADED
Aye....that Muncie shoutout
Great shit Pat
Lmao im weak
This is absolutely hilarious
Im gonna go ahead and fuckig jump. Best part
Pat Mcafee is what Brendan Shaub dreams he could be
The first official jersey I buy is either going to be McAfee or Saturday
He's baked lol
"Hey lets talk, yeah, why don't you go ahead and shut the fuck up forever?" 😂
This dude is freaking funny! Found a new commedian I like
We should probably move our chips too huh? Lmao
When asked how much he had to drink, McAfee responded, “A lot, because I’m druUunk.”
Pat is the best😂
the catepillars at 0:42....
He is very funny and love the bits on Peyton
Dude just casually gluggin on a whole ass bottle of wine on stage. Love it.
That's a good act... I laughed hard. and I've heard that story before. But the way he told it with the little break jokes, that were funny, made it better.
As a big comedy fan, Pat is a natural. Great stuff.
Pat is the coolest punter in the world lmao
French lick is where Larry Bird is from lol
Lol Pat looks hammered
This was absolutely hilarious man
That is a hilarious bit
Is that Jack Doyle at 8:32 ? :D
Fuckin' love you Pat!
I'm like # 18 got be a sign go colts!
The great thing is that this is a true story. Whats better than that is Pat McAfee explaining it