Advent Calendars 2023 Day 16 | Ashens & Nerdcubed

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  • There once was a chap named Del Boy,
    In Peckham, he brought loads of joy.
    With a market stall flair,
    And schemes beyond compare,
    He span around on the floor whilst his theme music played, apparently.
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  • @Caledon91
    @Caledon91 6 місяців тому +143

    Paw Patrol: "We made the most disappointing advent calendar ever."
    OFAH: "Hold my sticker with a jpeg of a beer on it."

  • @arios6443
    @arios6443 6 місяців тому +214

    Only Fools & Horses would purchase that Advent Calendar.

    • @becky1992
      @becky1992 6 місяців тому +8

      Del Boy would probably flog em down the market for a few bob 😂 or in today’s money £1,000 (yes there’s some crappy calendars that are that much! It’s bonkers!)

    • @NekoiNemo
      @NekoiNemo 6 місяців тому +11

      I think that's an insult! To horses

    • @IdiotRace
      @IdiotRace 6 місяців тому

      I think you mean only a Rodney Plonker would purchase that advent calendar

  • @KerbalRocketry
    @KerbalRocketry 6 місяців тому +17

    Dan proving these aren't pre-recorded by describing the last Dr Who special is the highlight of this episode

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 6 місяців тому +313

    Can you imagine if they had gone through with the exercise punishment calender? Dan would be JACKED. And dead!

    • @Sarah_Grant
      @Sarah_Grant 6 місяців тому +11

      I mean.... he's just about Dead now....

    • @guffingtonreal
      @guffingtonreal 6 місяців тому +4

      Thank the Grass Masks

    • @Caledon91
      @Caledon91 6 місяців тому +8

      Then he'd use his new found powers to beat the snot out of anyone involved in making the OFAH calendar.

    • @Sarah_Grant
      @Sarah_Grant 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Caledon91 he may still make some calls and complain...if he survives...

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 місяців тому +1

      I know we'd all like to see him and Stuart really swoll, they're total daddies anyway.

  • @sebastianwlodarczyk
    @sebastianwlodarczyk 6 місяців тому +134

    Dan's description of the TNG episode "The Game" is honestly pretty accurate

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 6 місяців тому +37

      "You get to do a little come" sent me

    • @AdmiralJota
      @AdmiralJota 6 місяців тому +16

      Isn't this the one where everyone is supposedly holding Wesley's eyes open to force the game on him, but Wil Wheaton blinks, and they still used the shot?

    • @SpikeBender
      @SpikeBender 6 місяців тому +15

      After watching the RLM TNG quiz episode yesterday and now this, I'm starting to think TNG is very kinky.

    • @RealBLAlley
      @RealBLAlley 6 місяців тому +9

      Season 5 Episode 6 for those scoring at home.

    • @anthonyhovens7488
      @anthonyhovens7488 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@SpikeBender what, the show where an alien race canonically has fully nude weddings is kinky? No, never would've guessed.
      DS9 is better anyway. 😂

  • @jenniferboughton3663
    @jenniferboughton3663 6 місяців тому +23

    "Dan smashed Barbie's face into a goo ball which had eaten a teddy bear, causing it to fart," is not a sentence I ever thought I would have to say, but at this point I probably should have expected it

  • @CJTheReal
    @CJTheReal 6 місяців тому +334

    Look, I'm not going to ever say that Dan deserves everything that happens in this series, but... I don't know how to finish that sentence.

    • @RBFxJMH
      @RBFxJMH 6 місяців тому +44

      He choose poorly

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 6 місяців тому +30

      Dan knows what he did. He deserves everything he gets.

    • @DarkMarth43
      @DarkMarth43 6 місяців тому +16

      In my opiniont, this sentence belongs in 2020 where Dan rewrote his DNA

    • @Boltscrap
      @Boltscrap 6 місяців тому +49

      @@RBFxJMH He chooses poorly like, every year. Dan doesn't learn, that's why he's doing the puzzle calendar, to embiggen his brain power so that he'll finally learn that if the calendar has a one big thing, then there'll be much less budget for the 23 other things inside.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@BoltscrapA cromulent theory, for sure. His poor decision making regarding Advent calendars may still remain next year.

  • @patrickperring4203
    @patrickperring4203 6 місяців тому +53

    Dan predicting the Doctor Who episode is my Christmas gift.

  • @godlydestroyer8658
    @godlydestroyer8658 6 місяців тому +292

    Did Dan genuinely predict the doctor who finale

    • @timewalker4653
      @timewalker4653 6 місяців тому +29

      Yes, somehow he did

    • @martychisnall
      @martychisnall 6 місяців тому +18

      That’s how shot it is, he’s easily able to predict it

    • @SheepBeard
      @SheepBeard 6 місяців тому +38

      The plot was leaked a couple months ago - I'm assuming Dan read that

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed 6 місяців тому +301

      Proof we record these everyday

    • @topmandog1
      @topmandog1 6 місяців тому +10

      not like it massively leaked in november what was going to happen lol

  • @jayrupert165
    @jayrupert165 6 місяців тому +11

    I just want to share that today i organically (and contextually appropriately) said “i’m a reliable reindeer” to someone. It was the highlight of my christmas.

    • @chupathingy6626
      @chupathingy6626 6 місяців тому +3

      That would be the highlight of my YEAR! 😂

    • @lordwife
      @lordwife 5 місяців тому +1

      Nice.

  • @Pikachu132
    @Pikachu132 6 місяців тому +38

    Solid win for the science calendar, those bouncy gums are cool.
    Today my fancy german chocolate calendar gave me a ball of white chocolate filled with raspberry & wild berry cream. Pretty good, lots of taste but not as overpoweringly sweet as the mango one. Quite liked it.

    • @boeingnz
      @boeingnz 6 місяців тому +2

      These two should have the eating calendar for the winner.
      Dan would starve to death though.

    • @daftpunkking909
      @daftpunkking909 6 місяців тому

      Lindt?

  • @Docrate1
    @Docrate1 6 місяців тому +63

    If not for the puzzles, it would be something close to 13 or 13-0 in favor of Ashens by now.

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 6 місяців тому +5

      The tiemaker weirdly has helped more than they seem to think.

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 6 місяців тому +33

    It's going to take a genuine miracle for Dan to actually win even a single day.

  • @effarrjay
    @effarrjay 6 місяців тому +29

    To think how different this might have been if Dan had the puzzle calendar as one of his main calendars and the Only Fools calendar was the punishment one.

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 6 місяців тому +1

      In an alternate timeline, Dan must answer the trivia questions correctly in order to tie.

  • @dime-a-thousand8002
    @dime-a-thousand8002 6 місяців тому +65

    Getting nothing would be better than what's in the Only Fools calendar because at least you can say the empty calendar was a mistake what you get in the Only Fools was on purpose.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 6 місяців тому +53

    On the sixteenth day of Advent, these two blokes gave to me
    Bouncy slime and Tiara
    Patrick Stewart!
    The biggest pearl necklace
    A plastic dog named Scruffy
    Desert bloke and dragon
    Bootleg Chip Hazard
    Lame plastic wand!
    Stealth Guy and lame horse
    Dirtbike and a comb
    Snow gear and a cap thing
    Soldier and mermaid tail
    Some fancy guns!
    Barbie and a box of weapons
    Tech gear and a brush
    Backpacks, shoes and dancers
    And Some guff that is generic

    • @lilschnowyguy
      @lilschnowyguy 6 місяців тому +4

      I appreciate the effort gone into this comment.

    • @ASBO_LUTELY
      @ASBO_LUTELY 6 місяців тому +4

      And a partridge in a pear tree!

    • @eloquentlyemma
      @eloquentlyemma 6 місяців тому +3

      “Barbie and a box of weapons” is definitely a mental image…
      Edit: had originally written Barbie and a ton of weapons…

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 6 місяців тому +2

      @@lilschnowyguy I also appreciate the effort gone into your comment.

    • @Edboimck
      @Edboimck 6 місяців тому

      @@eloquentlyemmahonestly sounds like one of those early 2000s barbie cgi movies hahaha

  • @Andvare
    @Andvare 6 місяців тому +17

    The puzzle calendar is not a punishment calendar, but a "save Dan from utter defeat" calendar.

  • @DoctorBastard
    @DoctorBastard 6 місяців тому +43

    Happy birthday Stuart! I got you a cake... Which I'll send you in fifteen years.

  • @CanuckJim
    @CanuckJim 6 місяців тому +15

    The Barbie is sharp so children will learn existence is pain.

  • @bl4cksp1d3r
    @bl4cksp1d3r 6 місяців тому +12

    Happy birthday Ashens!

  • @Azakamak2401
    @Azakamak2401 6 місяців тому +2

    Merry Birthmas, Stuart.

  • @krohnicentropy8073
    @krohnicentropy8073 6 місяців тому +17

    Thats why theyre made of chromed steel, so you specifically CANNOT force them.

  • @Polycomical
    @Polycomical 6 місяців тому +8

    Merry origin celebration Ashens. An excellent UA-camr. May Uncle Birthday festoon you with delights!

  • @capness1228
    @capness1228 6 місяців тому +14

    Dan might not win the calendars but be will be a master at small metal puzzles.

  • @Undi3sss
    @Undi3sss 6 місяців тому +4

    The positive about the repeat stickers is if you have two kids they get one each so won’t fight over who gets to bin it.

  • @lolo27234
    @lolo27234 6 місяців тому +2

    Ashens got his radical 90s reboot self today

  • @Drawyah
    @Drawyah 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy Birthday Stu! 🎉

  • @ultimatepandaboy
    @ultimatepandaboy 6 місяців тому +3

    Happy day Simon Pegg!

  • @SetsuneW
    @SetsuneW 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy Birthday Ashens!

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 6 місяців тому +2

    Happy birthday, Stuart Ashen! Be thankful you got goo instead of stickers for your birthday.

  • @mattpace1026
    @mattpace1026 6 місяців тому +3

    On day 10, I said Dan had reached the anger stage of grief, and I think he's reached bargaining now.

  • @hollypierce3076
    @hollypierce3076 6 місяців тому +1

    🎉 happy birthday Stuart 🎉🎂🍻

  • @MADNESS_NH_97
    @MADNESS_NH_97 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy Birthday Stuart!

  • @ca5cada4eva
    @ca5cada4eva 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday Stuart 🎂 🥳

  • @mattmanard8817
    @mattmanard8817 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday, Stu!

  • @mythicalexplorer7846
    @mythicalexplorer7846 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday ashens

  • @Oma_Ender
    @Oma_Ender 6 місяців тому +26

    Dan's depression is the only constant this year

  • @Flyingpapaya
    @Flyingpapaya 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm a reliable reindeer!

  • @slik1977
    @slik1977 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy Birthday!

  • @melissafuller7753
    @melissafuller7753 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday 🎉🎉🤶🎅🎄🌲🥂🍾🥳🎉🎊🧑‍🎄

  • @alexpinkstone5639
    @alexpinkstone5639 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy Birthday Ashens! 🎂🎂

  • @elmirdays
    @elmirdays 6 місяців тому

    Happy birthday Stuart!! 🙌🏻🎊🎂

  • @danforbes3573
    @danforbes3573 6 місяців тому

    Belated Happy Birthday Ashens!!!🍰🍰🍰🍰

  • @talkshushigeisha
    @talkshushigeisha 6 місяців тому +4

    There’s real zoella advent vibes to the 2023 series and it’s great 😂

  • @musiclord5459
    @musiclord5459 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday stuart

  • @Believer1980
    @Believer1980 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday Stuart!

  • @jamesbrown4092
    @jamesbrown4092 6 місяців тому

    Happy Birthday Stuart! 🥮🍰

  • @PeacefulAutistic
    @PeacefulAutistic 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday!

  • @corbinbostian664
    @corbinbostian664 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm not sure if it's a thing in the UK, but what Stu hot out of his science calendar appears to be Silly Putty. (Or something of the like.)
    In addition to being fun to mold and bounce, if pushed onto a newspaper, it will pick up some of the ink. Leaving you with a reversed copy of the paper.

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 6 місяців тому +1

      It is a thing here, I had it anyway, I’m surprised they didn’t know what it was. Maybe because it wasn’t in a plastic egg.

  • @heikkiremes5661
    @heikkiremes5661 6 місяців тому

    Del Boy approved that calendar.

  • @robyn6521
    @robyn6521 6 місяців тому

    Happy Birthday, Stuart!

  • @Rose-ou2xj
    @Rose-ou2xj 6 місяців тому

    Happy birthday Stuart! ☺️

  • @jeskan_1214
    @jeskan_1214 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy birthday Stuart! 🎉🎁🎁🎂

  • @mandyphillips7378
    @mandyphillips7378 6 місяців тому

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY STUART HAVE A GREAT ONE!

  • @epicepicgirl
    @epicepicgirl 6 місяців тому +2

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHENS!!!

  • @ChristianLegoFan1
    @ChristianLegoFan1 6 місяців тому +2

    Happy Birthday! 🎉

  • @GuardingDarkness
    @GuardingDarkness 6 місяців тому +1

    "What do you look like when you squish your face into it?"
    Ashens, not reaching for the toy version of himself, missing a prime opportunity to promote their horror movie, just smashes his nose against it.

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 6 місяців тому +2

    The bouncing putty genuinely got me excited. An actual interesting novelty! Whatever next?!

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 6 місяців тому +2

    Behind the scenes at the "Only Fools and Horses" Advent Calander design process; "Hey Jerry, um... how many christmas clip arts were you able to find? 4? Yeah that should be good enough we'll pad it with Steve's Clip Art balloon he found and Tom's two 'Only Fool's and Horse's' designs he couldn't be fucked to make for us, that'll do it."

  • @Hil0
    @Hil0 6 місяців тому +2

    Happy level up day, Stuart!

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio 6 місяців тому

    Wow great

  • @ForteGX100
    @ForteGX100 6 місяців тому +1

    Dan's new Barbie Hammer is weird. Happy Sadvent Birthday Ashens!

  • @fortdragons6934
    @fortdragons6934 6 місяців тому +1

    happy birtday big man

  • @Jeroen_a
    @Jeroen_a 6 місяців тому

    Poor Nerdcubed ..... Both calendars looked so promising!🤗

  • @toyboxgoblin
    @toyboxgoblin 4 місяці тому

    Wow, I would not have gotten that next generation reference if I didn't watch it this week.

  • @PedroFelix456
    @PedroFelix456 6 місяців тому +2

    Oh shit those bouncy gummy doughy thinghies. Those take me back

  • @ravenwood1984
    @ravenwood1984 6 місяців тому

    I remember that Star Trek episode.

  • @Mr.awesome200
    @Mr.awesome200 6 місяців тому

    I'm so glad I binged Star Trek recently so I could understand Dan's reference.

  • @couldntmixapotnoodle
    @couldntmixapotnoodle 6 місяців тому +1

    every time i see Dan do the metal.puzzles i think of the time Ashens just used bolt cutters to snap them in half

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 6 місяців тому

    Happy birthday Stuart. Not sure which one so I'll say your 26th birthday. 😀👍

  • @Okurka.
    @Okurka. 6 місяців тому +1

    Happy 47th, old man.

  • @CrashperM
    @CrashperM 6 місяців тому +6

    For something which is recorded ahead of time, these upload times are very inconsistent lol

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne 6 місяців тому +9

      What are you taking about? They obviously go to Dan's house every day wearing the same clothes for continuity.

  • @ShadowDrakken
    @ShadowDrakken 6 місяців тому +4

    Dan, you can't blame your mood on the surgery when it's the same mood you have for every appearance on this channel XD

    • @SacrificedSin87
      @SacrificedSin87 6 місяців тому +3

      I felt a bit sorry for Dan, the drugs from surgery can mess you up for weeks. I had surgery on the 4th, I’m still getting my head in order.

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 6 місяців тому +2

    Stuart has some balls celebrating his birthday on not his birthday. Happy birthday to him.

  • @Enkeria
    @Enkeria 6 місяців тому +2

    What I've learned from these calendars.. The heavier they are, the better loot!

    • @danvernier198
      @danvernier198 6 місяців тому

      Not if the weight comes from a music box.

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 6 місяців тому

      That’s why I selected a brick advent calendar this year, an exciting new brick every day!

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 6 місяців тому +3

    Every day these calendars get more and more bizarre. I'd feel sorry for Dan but I'm too busy laughing.

  • @r4ngutang
    @r4ngutang 6 місяців тому +35

    Did Dan just correctly predict what happens in the Doctor Who speciall?

    • @Martipar
      @Martipar 6 місяців тому

      Yes, that's really quite prophetic. Amazing

    • @SullySideUp
      @SullySideUp 6 місяців тому +2

      It was leaked a few weeks back so it's possible he saw that

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 6 місяців тому

      That part of the plot got leaked aaaaages ago, he was just going off of what he read.

  • @RingStudios
    @RingStudios 6 місяців тому

    Happy birthday

  • @frankowalker4662
    @frankowalker4662 6 місяців тому +2

    Rescue Barbie. 🤣

  • @Mylo.J.Jacobs
    @Mylo.J.Jacobs 6 місяців тому +1

    No one gonna talk about how dan predicted Doctor Who?

  • @jubuttib
    @jubuttib 6 місяців тому +6

    I still have the polybius heist figures in box, but when I get the turn back edition ones, I'm really tempted to get Stu out and Dremel out his hair to make it more accurate... =)

  • @gliocasneko
    @gliocasneko 6 місяців тому

    I hope they set fire to the one calendar while it plays music and dances.

  • @christophercox6092
    @christophercox6092 6 місяців тому

    In this video Stu and Dan seemingly forget silly putty was a thing.

  • @DustyMagroovy
    @DustyMagroovy 6 місяців тому

    "He's more of a snow expert." Agreed.

  • @thewhovianwithasmallcollec7319
    @thewhovianwithasmallcollec7319 6 місяців тому +1

    Not a beep the meep mention in our advent calendar

  • @emptyheadgamer4642
    @emptyheadgamer4642 6 місяців тому

    Dan and Stuart not being familiar with what silly putty is has absolutely sent me

  • @Horcrux_maker
    @Horcrux_maker 6 місяців тому

    I love how the further this has gone on the more Ashens feels more like Dan's carer than anything else

  • @smallman5509
    @smallman5509 6 місяців тому +1

    Ah Roadrash, an excellent game that scared me growing up

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins 6 місяців тому

    I'm hoping one of those lift up flaps will be Grandad's coffin.

  • @AstorReinhardt
    @AstorReinhardt 6 місяців тому

    And today is the first day I notice the red beam in the bottom right corner...lol...

  • @Cyberdalek2005
    @Cyberdalek2005 6 місяців тому +10

    WTF Dan genuinely predicted the end to the last episode of Doctor Who

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 6 місяців тому

      It was written by Chibnall. I'm surprised he didn't guess more of it.

    • @CynicalPlatapus
      @CynicalPlatapus 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@potatosordfighter666no it wasn't, it was written by Russel T. Davies

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 6 місяців тому

      @@CynicalPlatapus I must have misread the site I was looking at then.

    • @Cyberdalek2005
      @Cyberdalek2005 6 місяців тому

      @@potatosordfighter666 it was written by Russel T Davies

  • @Torchyc
    @Torchyc 6 місяців тому

    The 90s wants its clipart back 😂

  • @curlybob17
    @curlybob17 6 місяців тому +4

    Yesterday was finals and now starting Xmas holidays right with Ashens and Dan getting annoyed at cheap advents.

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 6 місяців тому

    'It's a slightly bigger one', as the actress said to the Bishop.

  • @tacticalpoet
    @tacticalpoet 6 місяців тому +1

    Next year, get two identical puzzle calendars and race each day to get to open the good calendar

  • @Rammicus
    @Rammicus 6 місяців тому

    Was surprised to see knockoff flubber make an appearance today, though I was also pleased to see it's still plenty of fun in its own right :D

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 6 місяців тому

    Dan's description of that TNG episode is legit 1 of the funniest things I've heard all year 😅

  • @greyshadow9498
    @greyshadow9498 6 місяців тому

    Dan got "The Game" and Stuart got a Prisoner "Rover" it truly is a Merry Christmas!

  • @uselessDM
    @uselessDM 6 місяців тому +6

    The points are basically meaningless now, no way Dan is ever coming close to even making one point.

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 6 місяців тому

    Today's "24 electronic games" advent calendar is an actual game; An electronic version of "Simon says" where if you can keep up with it; the "vault" is opened and you win.