How NOT to Defend Yourself From a Shark

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  • @supermegaawesomeultragal7820
    @supermegaawesomeultragal7820 25 днів тому +138

    "Forget that you're underwater" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deebrooks7777
      @deebrooks7777 23 дні тому +5

      “All you gotta do is lock in” 🔒

    • @KingMK31
      @KingMK31 21 день тому +3

      @@deebrooks7777 Plant your feet mid swim and throw with velocity!🤣🤣🤣

  • @richknow
    @richknow 25 днів тому +138

    You ever try to throw a punch under water? It's like throwing a punch in a dream. Except the shark is biting your chest by the time you get halfway through the motion.

  • @KingMK31
    @KingMK31 25 днів тому +154

    I want the narrator to go into the sea, find a shark, test it out, and then let us know how it went!

    • @yungk6043
      @yungk6043 25 днів тому +6

      Theres many videos. This has always been common knowledge for those who go out to sea

    • @Shu_The_Scientist
      @Shu_The_Scientist 22 дні тому +1

      I imagine the narrator is an actor reading a script in a studio and when they clock out someone asks them about what they just did and they don’t even remember reading it.

    • @Empresstheway
      @Empresstheway 22 дні тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫶💯‼️

  • @theyummiefoodie6835
    @theyummiefoodie6835 25 днів тому +115

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 not him swimming backwards after my punch

  • @bruceaskew2107
    @bruceaskew2107 25 днів тому +80

    Squaring up with a shark is some chuck Norris shit🤣

    • @geturlife1694
      @geturlife1694 25 днів тому +4

      Facts 🤣😂😂 🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @hooligansauce9652
    @hooligansauce9652 25 днів тому +44

    Opening your naked eyes in sea water with or without a shark is already some dubious activities.

    • @asiahenry7798
      @asiahenry7798 24 дні тому +10

      I can’t even open my eyes in the shower😂😂😂

    • @williep200707
      @williep200707 22 дні тому +2

      Don’t forget how deep he’s under water with no oxygen. The shark is just shocked and wanted to check on buddy

  • @RIPNEJI
    @RIPNEJI 25 днів тому +67

    Ain’t no one swinging that hard under water 😂 smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @wilmanchrty3406
    @wilmanchrty3406 25 днів тому +74

    And make sure you are up on your Power Ranger skills...imperative 😅

    • @BigBrotherGnE
      @BigBrotherGnE 25 днів тому +3

      😭😭😭😭☠☠☠☠☠🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @qnewellmusic
    @qnewellmusic 25 днів тому +63

    Strong eye contact...underwater

    • @jr3kg3
      @jr3kg3 25 днів тому +4

      💯🤭😮‍💨🤯🧐✨️👋🏽😉👏🏽🎯

    • @no1uknugamingchannel
      @no1uknugamingchannel 25 днів тому +15

      I can't see through the cloud of my blood😂

  • @tthug2k3
    @tthug2k3 25 днів тому +45

    That diver is pretty deep to be so chill.

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 25 днів тому +12

      He doesn't need air - he survives on the shark's fear. 😂

  • @k1as323
    @k1as323 25 днів тому +23

    Imagine telling a fish to maintain strong eye contact with a human when it's about to be sushified 😭😭😭

  • @NobodyHasToAgreeAllTheTime
    @NobodyHasToAgreeAllTheTime 25 днів тому +30

    Punching does work on a smaller shark. Like a nurse shark.
    A great white/mako/bull/hammerhead is taking the arm off to begin with

  • @CodenameRawTV
    @CodenameRawTV 25 днів тому +27

    Ninja said get back bih 🦶🦈... 🤣

  • @mh1970
    @mh1970 25 днів тому +30

    The real and answer to surviving a shark attack is get out of the water 😂

  • @ThePoisonedReaper
    @ThePoisonedReaper 25 днів тому +24

    If a shark wants to eat you then you won't have time to punch the nose 😂

  • @dewaynegray6400
    @dewaynegray6400 25 днів тому +10

    How to survive a shark attack, don't go swimming in the ocean.

  • @user-hg8uu7lj9p
    @user-hg8uu7lj9p 25 днів тому +13

    “Deepest, bluest my hat is like a sharks fin!” 🤣😂😭😂😂🤣

  • @TopOppOtaku
    @TopOppOtaku 25 днів тому +16

    Y’all not foolin me… that’s a whole Default Create-a-Character from a superhero video game.
    Them rules don’t apply to ME 😂❌❌

  • @ken_kaniff246
    @ken_kaniff246 25 днів тому +21

    Just call the shark's bluff 😂

  • @animalkingdom4747
    @animalkingdom4747 25 днів тому +17

    Man I'm gonna keep it a buck ain't NO WAY I'm staring down a shark. Also I'm not trying to box that man up either lmao

    • @beyondworthy
      @beyondworthy 25 днів тому +5

      I can barely keep my eyes open in saltwater, so at best I can give it a mean 5-7 seconds.

  • @beyondworthy
    @beyondworthy 25 днів тому +19

    This was helpful…
    Said nobody with common sense.

  • @NatashaVincent
    @NatashaVincent 25 днів тому +61

    So... we're not talking about his ability to hold his breath while boxing a sea mammal? Ok.

    • @jr3kg3
      @jr3kg3 25 днів тому +1

      ⚰️😭💀✨️👋🏽😉✨️🤡😭💩

    • @calijs9420
      @calijs9420 25 днів тому +18

      As much as we going to ignore the fact you call this shark a “sea mammal “ 😂😂😂

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 25 днів тому

      @@calijs9420 Touché

    • @Thunderbender18830
      @Thunderbender18830 25 днів тому +10

      Sea mammal? 😂 You mean fish?

    • @NatashaVincent
      @NatashaVincent 23 дні тому +2

      Touché times two 😂

  • @Mark_Greg_Spudnik
    @Mark_Greg_Spudnik 25 днів тому +9

    Sharks in fact cannot back swim. But punching it's gills are a good way of fending off a shark you just have another problem if a shark wants you it's hard to imagine punching its gills while its attempting to bite you. But you are supposed you target its sensitive areas gills and eyes.

  • @alexysspowell9710
    @alexysspowell9710 25 днів тому +7

    So this animated character also doesn’t have any scuba gear so he can breathe underwater…… so to take on a shark we all gotta be Aquaman?

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 24 дні тому +3

    One Piece taught me to blow air in the sharks gills as hard as possible:

  • @whewchile9818
    @whewchile9818 25 днів тому +3

    You can’t even swing the fast underwater. That punch go come in slow and soft😂

  • @oyayemayafaro7307
    @oyayemayafaro7307 24 дні тому +3

    I am SCREAMING at Pat's locs peeping out the bottom left corner during the opening 😂

  • @raymonddiaz2254
    @raymonddiaz2254 25 днів тому +7

    I’ll tell you how to survive!….JUST DONT GET IN THE FCKING WATER!!!!

  • @Carolina-zo9io
    @Carolina-zo9io 24 дні тому +1

    The slow swim away from the person at the end is Wild

  • @JayDee-qm7zl
    @JayDee-qm7zl 25 днів тому +5

    There was a surfer a few years back that got attacked by shark on ESPN and he fought it off

    • @slyfox2022
      @slyfox2022 25 днів тому

      Just like this though?

    • @Karas179
      @Karas179 22 дні тому

      @@slyfox2022 Prob on the surface if ESPN was there

  • @Latasharamsel
    @Latasharamsel 25 днів тому +3

    One good kick and I’m breathing and I’m dead 😩😩

  • @craigwapples4200
    @craigwapples4200 25 днів тому +3

    0:43 the deep blue Joel is crazy

  • @crystalsimmons9976
    @crystalsimmons9976 25 днів тому +4

    So, don't shit yourself. Got it.

  • @byoutifulmusic
    @byoutifulmusic 24 дні тому +1

    You forgot the last part.. narrator said "..swim off on him" 😂 he wouldn't dare sucker bite you after the eye contact/stare down

  • @nicholashall3117
    @nicholashall3117 25 днів тому +14

    This is obviously false..........
    Sharks can't swim backwards 😂

  • @zephniahjonesiii5274
    @zephniahjonesiii5274 25 днів тому +6

    Nah bruh.. everyone in the comments are right, sharks can’t swim backwards

  • @AteCerealWithNoMilk
    @AteCerealWithNoMilk 25 днів тому +1

    The Rock : who wants a thunder cookie ✊🏼

  • @cedricrlongreen
    @cedricrlongreen 22 дні тому

    Just swimming away like a merman that won a battle like my air would've BEEN gone🤣😭

  • @BlitzoSuck33
    @BlitzoSuck33 25 днів тому +1

    Wow, a Zack D films cameo! Love that guy 😂😂😂

  • @newmula5045
    @newmula5045 25 днів тому +3

    I’m trash cuz I can’t punch that fast when I’m dry, underwater bruh I’m done done 😂😂😂😂

  • @princeindisguise
    @princeindisguise 24 дні тому

    I'm sure shark reflexes are faster than human movement underwater.

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 21 день тому

    Biggest crossover ever yes!!!

  • @AuntieBoo-2
    @AuntieBoo-2 20 днів тому

    Gotta lock in to look absolute death in the eye! 😂😂😂

  • @no1uknugamingchannel
    @no1uknugamingchannel 25 днів тому

    I used these techniques to beat up an orca and a great white then swam away singing "my Hat is like a Shark's fin!!!!"

  • @thesirenlei5778
    @thesirenlei5778 25 днів тому

    Now this is actually the most impossibly inaccurate hilariously depicted visual for any threat I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣

  • @Taisha12001
    @Taisha12001 25 днів тому +24

    A.I. is finding more creative ways of getting humans unalived 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @elom7699
    @elom7699 22 дні тому

    “… Sometimes you have tell the shark NO!…”

  • @PookahPayed
    @PookahPayed 25 днів тому +3

    Sharks cants swim backwards. The best youre gonna get is it swimming past you, and NOT doubling back 😂

  • @Camille4Real
    @Camille4Real 23 дні тому

    My kid was just watching this yesterday 🤣 I was like "no way!"

  • @Valentina_2006
    @Valentina_2006 25 днів тому

    Lol the eye contact has me thinking the narrator wants us to play chicken with the shark. I just dont go in the ocean 😂

  • @bullitt1765
    @bullitt1765 25 днів тому +3

    they dont swim backwards yall lol they gotta swim forward to breathe

  • @crayzsmoke
    @crayzsmoke 22 дні тому

    Gotta give the sharks the zoolander blue magnum look 😮

  • @eleganceevolved8328
    @eleganceevolved8328 24 дні тому

    Also don’t forget to breathe! Especially underwater!!!😂

  • @CloudTribe
    @CloudTribe 25 днів тому +2

    A human being could not generate enough force to injure a animal big enough to eat you. Add the fact that you're underwater and that reduces physical force you could exert even further.

  • @adamantinerebelle7578
    @adamantinerebelle7578 25 днів тому +1

    What About The One That Shows You What to Do In a Rolling Alligator Attack? 😒 🤣

  • @kaygeez1542
    @kaygeez1542 25 днів тому +1

    Do y’all understand how slow a punch is underwater

  • @RANInkTV
    @RANInkTV 23 дні тому

    A surfer really did hit a shark with a combo a couple years ago

  • @TheSpear
    @TheSpear 21 день тому

    First, develop a third lung for an extended oxygen supply.

  • @corrd3ll
    @corrd3ll 25 днів тому +1

    Samuel L. Jackson never had a chance to

  • @SenegalSunflower
    @SenegalSunflower 24 дні тому

    Maintain eye contact with a creature with its eyes on the sides of its head 😂

  • @cincitytv9747
    @cincitytv9747 24 дні тому

    2 piece and a kick does it everytime!

  • @dqmiller5
    @dqmiller5 21 день тому

    ZackDfilms always telling you something interesting

  • @Ivzaiah12367
    @Ivzaiah12367 25 днів тому

    Didnt expect a pat geo and zack d films collab

  • @Empresstheway
    @Empresstheway 22 дні тому +1

    Paaatttttttt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂‼️

  • @terrybyrd5951
    @terrybyrd5951 23 дні тому

    Why have I never thought of this? Just serve him the hands. Shark survival 1o1

  • @21DRANKZ
    @21DRANKZ 24 дні тому

    What do pat be having in his mouth to be smacking almost every time he speaks? 😂 Damn

  • @johnnyridden619
    @johnnyridden619 24 дні тому

    Naw. That shark went to go grab his pistol. Ain’t no way someone hitting me that hard and not getting shot

  • @Quantum_015
    @Quantum_015 24 дні тому

    They forgot how dark & sandy it is being under ocean water .

  • @zionleach3001
    @zionleach3001 25 днів тому +1

    1. I don't think sharks swim backward.
    2. I think you're supposed to gouge the eyes and keep an eye on the shark, not eye contact.
    This is what happens when you get rid of dislikes. 🤦‍♂️

  • @qb8628
    @qb8628 11 днів тому

    I’m gonna be like Muhammad Ali underwater

  • @jayr5mitty351
    @jayr5mitty351 22 дні тому

    Yes, lock in with strong eye contact.
    No, Don’t worry about the fact that he can barely see you, seeing him. LOCK IN😐

  • @joshuaturner349
    @joshuaturner349 10 днів тому

    I hate that i would believe that "hide behind a fish" scientist more than this guy too 😂 also shouts to the deep blue sea reference 😎

  • @bfns2353
    @bfns2353 25 днів тому

    This is how women sound when they're explaining how to deter bear attacks when speaking on the bear vs man topic 😂😂😂

  • @CLB30ROX
    @CLB30ROX 25 днів тому +1

    Let's try leaving them ALONE?! How bout that?

  • @DaRealMrsRaymond
    @DaRealMrsRaymond 25 днів тому

    "Hide behind a delicious looking fish"😂
    It's funny that he said that cuz sharks actually DO do that😭 I think it's called spilling. Basically when a shark is about to get got (usually by some orca) they will swim up by what they'd hope is a more appealing target (like a school of fish or something) and hope that the thing chasing them goes for this poor unsuspecting 3rd party instead

  • @zayajordan6615
    @zayajordan6615 23 дні тому

    It'll work if your name is Arthur Curry. 😂😂😂

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 23 дні тому

    Let me see somebody pull it off in real life, and I'll think about it

  • @everia_games
    @everia_games 25 днів тому

    Ah great advice, i just fought a great white and tiger shark today

  • @germainekeguynes2080
    @germainekeguynes2080 18 днів тому

    Fierce gaze, Fierce gaze

  • @MrMutou
    @MrMutou 22 дні тому

    So be aguaman basically. I'm sure this won't slow down my attacks like me in a nightmare 👍🏾

  • @ginadoll00901
    @ginadoll00901 23 дні тому

    Whoever put that video out is trying to get people's fingers & toes ate off😂

  • @Csj597
    @Csj597 22 дні тому

    The key is to give it your arm on the first punch so the rest of you can get away.

  • @gshabazz08
    @gshabazz08 21 день тому

    If I fade a great white with these techniques I’m shouting you out on the news

  • @duryl
    @duryl 25 днів тому +2

    Sharks can't swim backwards 😂😂

  • @EE-iy9rq
    @EE-iy9rq 25 днів тому

    These instructions seem deadly

  • @KingGeorge23
    @KingGeorge23 25 днів тому +1

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THOSE INSTRUCTIONS!!

  • @hogtipoo
    @hogtipoo 24 дні тому

    Can you imagine how slow your punch and kick would be in the deep water? That is some next level cruelty if anyone actually tries this because of the video. With that being said I will try it this weekend, you know jic a shark comes up to me 😅

  • @Poe-007
    @Poe-007 24 дні тому

    How is he swinging and kicking that fast under water? 😂

  • @GirlieHiccups89
    @GirlieHiccups89 25 днів тому +4

    Ahhhhhh I'm from Hawaii I lived it I'm lucky to be alive so nope!!!!

  • @melynp37
    @melynp37 24 дні тому

    I have heard of survivors stories that fought off 🦈 🤷‍♀️

  • @daytonchris8351
    @daytonchris8351 25 днів тому

    mythbusters said a punch to the nose works though. lol

    • @slyfox2022
      @slyfox2022 25 днів тому

      That was i always remembered

  • @internetcarson
    @internetcarson 25 днів тому

    abstinence-only water safety tips

  • @HMRS
    @HMRS 25 днів тому +1

    I don’t get it, is trying to swim away from a SHARK a better idea than fighting back?

  • @Jhowy-wu3mr
    @Jhowy-wu3mr 25 днів тому +1

    No forreal I’ve heard this before and I feel like this is what happened. I feel like somebody did this and survived. And in their mind they’re like “oh that was me the shark left me alone because I was such a badass and beat him up”😂. But in reality the shark was already full from a meal earlier and was like “eh I’m too full anyway and this weird looking fish probably taste terrible I don’t think I’m feeling it.” But the story that got told by the survivor is make intense eye contact and punch a shark and you’ll survive because believe it or not they’re actually huge pussies😂.
    So everybody who gets in a shark attack is just out here trying (emphasis on trying) to punch sharks and 95% of them that find out this method is bs don’t live to tell the tale but the 5%, that are facing sharks that were already full and just looking for a little dessert snack but decided halfway through they’re gonna stick with their diet, are going around spreading this rumor that fighting great white sharks is an actual realistic option😂. Nah I’m good bro. I’m gonna just do my best to stay on land which I feel gives me a way better shark encounter survival rate. You know when I see them at the aquarium. Like a normal person who doesn’t think they’re Poseidon!

  • @steptoe3189
    @steptoe3189 22 дні тому

    Back swim 😭

  • @driaw7104
    @driaw7104 25 днів тому

    Forget breathing... 😂😂😂

  • @lamarco18
    @lamarco18 25 днів тому

    Y'all know how dark the water is in the ocean? Even during the day, you think you finna stare a shark in the eye that can swim 20 feet per second? Yes i made that stat up cuz it's probably faster

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei 25 днів тому

    Abstinence 😂😅

  • @germainekeguynes2080
    @germainekeguynes2080 18 днів тому

    What kind of product is buddy using? Buddy's hair is spikey as fuck under water.

  • @lovejones92
    @lovejones92 24 дні тому

    Notice they used an animation to demonstrate this 😂😂😂