The Best of HK-47 (KOTOR I)

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  • @NarutooftheRasengan
    @NarutooftheRasengan 10 років тому +4257

    HK-47 is essentially a Terminator with the personality of Bender.

    • @redxsage
      @redxsage 6 років тому +104

      MadnessAbe -- Wait... Bender isn't a _TERMINATOR?_

    • @liamwhatever7146
      @liamwhatever7146 6 років тому +30

      MadnessAbe I was about to comment that when I saw your comment. He does strike me as someone who’d eradicate all humans or probably, all organic life in the galaxy to allow robots to take over. Mind you, even if he failed the first time, someone would be stupid enough to try and rebuild him and he’d try again and again until he succeeds or is pushed into a vat of molten metal, terminator 2 style. and he was built for exactly the same reason the terminator series was built for, assassination.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 5 років тому +17

      bite my shiny metal backside meat bag

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 5 років тому +24

      In other words? The best combination so long as he loves you

    • @reyannhansen2852
      @reyannhansen2852 5 років тому +27

      Well bender also refers humans as meat bags so.....pretty much

  • @5H4K490
    @5H4K490 10 років тому +4999

    The person who wrote this character needs a medal and a job in the new trilogy NOW.

    • @sarcastian
      @sarcastian 9 років тому +213

      That would be Drew Karpyshyn. He also did some great novels and the Mass Effect trilogy.

    • @pajmic666
      @pajmic666 9 років тому +216

      +sarcastian Actually it was David Gaider (former Dragon Age lead writer)

    • @sarcastian
      @sarcastian 8 років тому +34

      pajmic666 Oops. Your totally right. My bad

    • @sarcastian
      @sarcastian 8 років тому +85

      Drew Karpyshyn is still an awesome writer who has worked on many of these games Kotor included.

    • @linegenrou
      @linegenrou 7 років тому +85

      if Gaider wrote HK today he would be a transgendered lesbian droid

  • @the_numb_skull
    @the_numb_skull 5 років тому +1106

    “The master keeps me around to comment on his decisions”
    This is exactly why I keep him around

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 5 років тому +7

      SEE, YOU STUPID BUCKET OF BOLTS..

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian Рік тому +29

      The follow up "Stupid bucket of bolts" is another reason to keep it around

  • @thestormofwar
    @thestormofwar 9 років тому +2928

    "Commentary: It is *not* possible to destroy my master. It is suggested you run while my blasters warm up, meatbags."
    After that line, I vowed to take HK with me on all subsequent playthroughs of I and II.

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 6 років тому +250

      wait, you didn't before? So much dialogue! Besides, just for buying him, he was willing to kill anyone for you! Such gratitude is so rare this day and age...

    • @geronimo5537
      @geronimo5537 5 років тому +71

      @@eren34558 yes such gratitude is so seldom found. Such a pity.

    • @staibybaby7289
      @staibybaby7289 5 років тому +40

      I might have coughed soda when that commentary hit my meat bag ears.

    • @mav8535
      @mav8535 5 років тому +19

      @@geronimo5537 shall i blast him now, master?

    • @pichuplayz7335
      @pichuplayz7335 4 роки тому +4

      That was perfectly timed

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 8 років тому +1471

    "I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence" - HK-47 in a nutshell.

  • @ChristianRG2000
    @ChristianRG2000 7 років тому +5546

    "Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?"
    This is surprisingly true.

    • @kitsinthewebs222
      @kitsinthewebs222 5 років тому +112

      Jojo intensifies

    • @CyberCheese392
      @CyberCheese392 5 років тому +11

      How does a lie like this get 1k likes? Idiots.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 5 років тому +132

      Suggestion: People similarly seemed to like it when Machiavelli said the same thing. You should read *The Anti-Machiavel* by King Frederick of Prussia. He unintentionally manages to incorporate both views during his process of attempted rebuttal. Most amusing.

    • @CyberCheese392
      @CyberCheese392 5 років тому +16

      @@DrCruel When did he ever say that, can you give me the exact quote? Instead of reading a whole book, I read the wiki and I do not see how that and this quote is related at all. To break it down more, "cheating" is always a relevant term, have you no morality, integrity, or empathy? The only person that views cheating as being intelligent is the person doing the cheating. The only people who would follow this quote are dark triad personalities (Psychopaths, narcissists, and Machiavellians), or people being manipulated by them.

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 5 років тому +54

      Quote: "For some time I have never said what I believed and never believed what I said, and if I do sometimes happen to say what I think, I always hide it among so many lies that it is hard to recover."

  • @endervslender
    @endervslender 8 років тому +1525

    "You show excellent logical skills... for a meatbag."
    The way he said that last part made me laugh

  • @neamahandi9120
    @neamahandi9120 6 років тому +1814

    "I'm a law abiding Droid"
    Biggest lie in the history of the world

    • @jimhuffman9434
      @jimhuffman9434 6 років тому +28

      name even 1 occasion which HK 47 broke the law

    • @valmarnecroa6021
      @valmarnecroa6021 5 років тому +150

      @@jimhuffman9434 the time he murders 300 something diplomats .

    • @vinculaomega5283
      @vinculaomega5283 5 років тому +178

      @@valmarnecroa6021 He follows the laws of his programming. 100% law abiding

    • @LordAlacorn
      @LordAlacorn 5 років тому +69

      @@valmarnecroa6021 no witnesses or proof, he is still law abiding. ;)

    • @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
      @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 4 роки тому +19

      @@jimhuffman9434 The time he was deactivated for killing 104 corporate guys to promote his master? This was not a direct order.

  • @Maverickslayer744
    @Maverickslayer744 9 років тому +3005

    Kotor being made non-canon was nothing short of a tragedy. We've lost major characters and stories in the canon, HK-47 being a prime example.

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 9 років тому +165

      +MrMustache Kylo Ren's lightsaber is said to be designed after one wielded by the 'Great Scourge of Malachor'.
      We all remember what happened to Malachor. And who led the attack that ended the Mandalorian Wars.
      In some regard, Revan or at least part of his story is canon.

    • @TheAmpharosFreak
      @TheAmpharosFreak 9 років тому +86

      +House Mouse there are tons of references to Kotor in clone wars TV show, and rebels.

    • @gotoucanario8341
      @gotoucanario8341 8 років тому +84

      +MrMustache Meh, SWTOF Killed Kotor way earlier for me.
      Why they'd have turn on of the most epic bioware rpgs into an MMO is beyond me!

    • @DatAsuna
      @DatAsuna 8 років тому +24

      +Gotou canario What's inherently wrong with being an MMO? There's nothing in the class quests you can't play solo, and it ends up meaning there's literally hundreds of hours of content for each class you could play. I would have liked a KOTOR3 as well, but if a third kotor came out in 2012, I wouldn't be still playing it today and also getting new story content.

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry 8 років тому +49

      To me it will always be canon :p

  • @rustcohle3803
    @rustcohle3803 7 років тому +1486

    YOU KILLED PEOPLE?!!
    hk47: it's nothing to boast about master, they weren't even armed or defended themselves. it was quite easy.
    LMAO I'm dying xD
    his sense of humour is perfect in starwars

  • @liamj2363
    @liamj2363 9 років тому +1945

    I wonder what the movies would have been like had HK-47 taken C-3PO's place... Much shorter, I imagine.

    • @DEWMNINJA
      @DEWMNINJA 9 років тому +233

      Liam J Much better.

    • @Danjor0613
      @Danjor0613 9 років тому +184

      Liam J Every meatbag, as well as a ton of utility droids, would have been blasted.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 9 років тому +88

      Liam J More violent, that's for certain.
      On a personal note, I think they'd be better. Not just for the precise terminations (*not* wanton slaughter), but because I can't get enough of one droid, while I wish to blast the other with an E.M.P. and throw it into a sun. Then blow up the sun.

    • @Moderocky
      @Moderocky 9 років тому +98

      Liam J Replace Jar-Jar Binks with HK and we would have only had one star wars film. :)

    • @Moderocky
      @Moderocky 9 років тому +26

      Mocking Criticism: Your grammatical processors have suffered, you obsolete machine.
      Proud Statement: The HK-51 units will surpass you!

  • @Hivedragon
    @Hivedragon 8 років тому +848

    One of mine favourite lines: Commentary: Ohh master. I am so disappointed in you right now. No, don't look at me.

    • @Barty.Crowell
      @Barty.Crowell 5 років тому +5

      Any idea where that line came from?

    • @gameknight9956
      @gameknight9956 5 років тому +7

      THIS UNIT IS NOT FOR SALE MEATBAG

    • @MirraShadow
      @MirraShadow 4 роки тому +4

      @@Barty.Crowell it's when You face Lashowe on Korriban for first time. I experienced it once and partied HK and Canderous. Btw it's nice Duo😉

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 4 роки тому +3

      1:14 Amazing.

    • @OfficialYondoth
      @OfficialYondoth 4 роки тому +14

      "Oh, how I hate that word."
      "What? Meatbag?"
      "No, master. Gah, I said it again!"

  • @Sc0rp83
    @Sc0rp83 8 років тому +535

    Revan really built a masterpiece. Too bad his "meatbags" remark backfired at him so many times later.

  • @Ultimaton100
    @Ultimaton100 9 років тому +2070

    "Commentary: The Disney Company who has purchased the rights to Star Wars claims the Expanded Universe is no longer canon. Statement: I guess this is the night a group of particularly stupid meatbags die"

    • @wolffe93
      @wolffe93 9 років тому +81

      Ultimaton100 Correction: The Knights of the Old Republic games are not part of the Expanded Universe and are thus still canon.

    • @Ultimaton100
      @Ultimaton100 9 років тому +60

      Is that so? Bittersweet moment then. I do enjoy a lot of the EU beyond KoTOR too.

    • @MonkeyKingEric
      @MonkeyKingEric 9 років тому +78

      Ultimaton100 Clarification: It's Lucasfilm(especially Kathleen Kennedy) who actually did the EU purge. Disney just sanctioned it.
      Statement: The Old Republic era is distant to what they are planning for so most likely will be left untouched and can be enjoyed as canon.
      Query: Isnt that cool? XD

    • @Stylishfever
      @Stylishfever 8 років тому +34

      +Clone Trooper Commander Doom
      Agreement: This was my thought as well, Master. You show excellent logical skills. For a meatbag.

    • @arcadiandynasty8830
      @arcadiandynasty8830 6 років тому +25

      Analysis: Master i suspect a 89% chance that the company of meatbags known as "Disney" is trying to revive the star wars franchise
      Revan: and the other 18%?
      Hk-47: Alaysis: 18% they are trying to retcon the world we all have come to love and i suggest a quick incineration of all useless meatbags......meatbag
      Revan:what was that?
      Hk-47: Reply: nothing master

  • @FocusReborn44
    @FocusReborn44 11 років тому +506

    "Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

  • @falariem
    @falariem 11 років тому +808

    HK-47 - the practical protocol droid.

  • @KaiserSynd1918
    @KaiserSynd1918 9 років тому +399

    I would have been in stitches if HK replaced C3PO in Jedi.
    HK: Translation: These tiny, furry meatbags, think of me as a god.
    Commentary: I think I can get used to these meatbags.

  • @avianKneecaps
    @avianKneecaps 4 роки тому +362

    Recollection: God I love HK-47 so much. I used him and T3-M4 almost exclusively in my first playthrough. I was light side while HK is dark and T3 is neutral. It was like a ridiculous sitcom where I was babysitting a murder droid and a mechanical door opener. 10/10 amazing game.

    • @sameernaseri1165
      @sameernaseri1165 3 роки тому +10

      I never bring t3 anywhere what makes him so fun to bring everywhere?

    • @Youhadabadday2021
      @Youhadabadday2021 2 роки тому +19

      Wait, you can get any droid from any alignment? Well that settles it! I'm getting this dude in my playthrough and I'm gonna have him on standby as my personal gaurd, even though I'm going for a light/neutral aligned run.

    • @NatalieN500
      @NatalieN500 Рік тому +2

      @@Youhadabadday2021 HK-47 will make a good guard, he is skilled.

    • @NatalieN500
      @NatalieN500 Рік тому

      It's cool that you used T3 in your playthrough! i barely used T3.

    • @garotogaivota14
      @garotogaivota14 Рік тому

      God bless you for this priceless comment. Thank you

  • @NekoJCat
    @NekoJCat 5 років тому +340

    "You can't just rip me apart i would die" "I did forget that. Stupid frail, non-compartmentalized, organic meat bag" XD HAHAHA

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 10 років тому +2720

    It's like if C-3PO had the personality of Deadpool.

    • @CelioHogane
      @CelioHogane 9 років тому +152

      +scottski02 "it's like if C3PO had personality"

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 9 років тому +278

      Celio Hogane
      Be fair, C3PO had personality: it was "posh robot that complains about everything and never shuts up."

    • @CelioHogane
      @CelioHogane 9 років тому +64

      *****
      so slightly less anoying jar jar bins.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 9 років тому +10

      Celio Hogane
      Basically

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 9 років тому +104

      +scottski02 At least C-3PO was entertaining in his annoying-ness.
      I always get a kick out of his predicament in Cloud City, or his unwanted worship on Endor.

  • @Cheeks730
    @Cheeks730 8 років тому +226

    "See, you stupid bucket of bolts" still to this day many years of having played this masterpieces, i still laugh my ass off at that line.

    • @DarthGrievy
      @DarthGrievy 4 роки тому +4

      I still crack up ever since I got him to say that today!

  • @miguelpadeiro762
    @miguelpadeiro762 2 роки тому +63

    I love how the fact that Revan keeps hk47 mostly around for the commentary is canon

  • @timewasteland
    @timewasteland 9 років тому +712

    Best companion.

  • @wizardsleevehorsepower2875
    @wizardsleevehorsepower2875 11 років тому +663

    originally i was planing to go light side and be good but the i got HK-47 and ended up being full evil

    • @DarthCasus
      @DarthCasus 10 років тому +149

      From my point of view the Jedi are evil!

    • @wizardsleevehorsepower2875
      @wizardsleevehorsepower2875 10 років тому +91

      Well, then you really are lost!

    • @crabcake3571
      @crabcake3571 6 років тому +34

      You were supposed to be the chosen one!

    • @SCP-106_Uncle_Larry
      @SCP-106_Uncle_Larry 5 років тому +28

      It was said that you would destroy the sith not join them!

    • @sirwolffe2389
      @sirwolffe2389 5 років тому +16

      I have the high ground ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Sektion9
    @Sektion9 9 років тому +421

    Best Star Wars game of all time.

    • @joshuacarpenter7447
      @joshuacarpenter7447 9 років тому +1

      +InglebertHumperdink1 actually it's possible there may be another
      gamerant.com/knights-of-the-old-republic-3-next-gen-release-date/
      I think the bigger issue is they're spending more time making Dragon Age and Mass Effect instead

    • @TheUnchainedMind
      @TheUnchainedMind 9 років тому +3

      +Cole Cash
      That article is 2 years old. It appears that since then the project has been cancelled.
      starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Knights_of_the_Old_Republic_3

    • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
      @HarryBillyBobGeorge 7 років тому +9

      Sektion9 KOTOR 2 was far superior. Especially in writing and character development. Including HK.

    • @romanace3432
      @romanace3432 6 років тому +2

      Sektion9 kotor and republic commando are my favorites I am getting kotor 2 in the mail soon because I couldn’t find it in local game stores.

    • @wrathofthewitchqueen
      @wrathofthewitchqueen 5 років тому +10

      @@HarryBillyBobGeorge Okay so? KOTOR 1 is still fantastic. Fuckin hate when 1 gets some praise but 2's dumbass fans keep showing up. Fuck off

  • @OfficialYondoth
    @OfficialYondoth 8 років тому +1398

    Statement: This is a good video.
    Edit :I'm gonna be honest. I completely forgot about this. Thanks for agreeing with my statement guys!

    • @hk-4772
      @hk-4772 8 років тому +118

      Confirmation: Indeed it is

    • @TheseH0esLoveChiefS0sa
      @TheseH0esLoveChiefS0sa 8 років тому +33

      Approval: Your way of speech is flawless, for a meatbag...

    • @OfficialYondoth
      @OfficialYondoth 8 років тому +24

      Observation: I see your visual receptors have been upgraded.

    • @OfficialYondoth
      @OfficialYondoth 8 років тому +18

      Hostile comment: I'd hate to blast them out.

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 8 років тому +24

      complement: hk-47 is a inspiration to all

  • @troIIdier
    @troIIdier 4 роки тому +232

    9:06 Damn I don't remember Revan programming HK-47 with a thot patrol mode

  • @niceguymostly2010
    @niceguymostly2010 13 років тому +50

    "DAMNIT MASTER! I AM AN ASSASSINATION DROID NOT A DICTIONARY!" I was laughing at that for hours.

  • @LoganSewell83
    @LoganSewell83 Рік тому +19

    This video solves the mystery as to why Darth Malak betrayed his master. Lord Malak had no sense of humor and believed HK-47 had to go. Even the grumpiest person can love a droid who is 40% sarcasm.

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +3

      You underestimate HK-47. At least 65% of it is sarcasm. Must be result of that sole actuator being pierced with writing utensil.

  • @j3buswtf
    @j3buswtf 10 років тому +757

    Expletive: Damn it, master. I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!
    I wonder if I'm one of the only people who saw this as a Star Trek reference, lol.

    • @Battleship009
      @Battleship009 10 років тому +10

      Nope I did too.

    • @PaulProspero
      @PaulProspero 9 років тому +8

      Jebus You are not alone.

    • @LanceVader
      @LanceVader 9 років тому +50

      Dammit, Jebus I'm a doctor, not a pop culture repository!

    • @DrTonyAce
      @DrTonyAce 9 років тому +5

      Same here it's at 3:24. That one was golden. Funny playing through this game on my 6th playthrough. I never got him to say that line...or at least I do not remember getting him to say it.

    • @RobbieL1977
      @RobbieL1977 6 років тому

      I noticed that too

  • @scottsmith1806
    @scottsmith1806 8 років тому +139

    Never a dull day with HK-47 around. Poor Bochabba, and the people picking pieces of him out of their soup.

  • @canal1059
    @canal1059 8 років тому +523

    Observation: It appears that every meatbag who watch this video has a 98% probability of dying of pure, non-controlled laughter. Luckily for me, i am not a meatbag.

    • @project_X_design
      @project_X_design 8 років тому +10

      objectjon: all earthling is meatbag

    • @canal1059
      @canal1059 8 років тому +10

      Statement: I am not an earthling.

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 8 років тому

      lol, oh shit I am a meat bag...
      thank-fuley I am a sith lord and I feed on pain and death
      7:23 best one

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 8 років тому

      Ismael Párica observation: the statement is 100% true

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 8 років тому

      John Gancarcik Statement: Roger Roger

  • @omegaman255
    @omegaman255 7 років тому +68

    Whoever wrote the lines for HK-47 clearly had a lot of fun, but Kristoffer Tabori clearly has just as much fun reading them.

  • @chapter_brother5437
    @chapter_brother5437 5 років тому +49

    'Translation: He requirest proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?' I died xD

  • @Vath121
    @Vath121 9 років тому +255

    I love it:
    Shh, Master!!
    >.>
    .>
    Such a function in a droid is highly illegal
    .>

    • @finstrike7
      @finstrike7 8 років тому +9

      +Vath121 Cautious as ever.

  • @Ubeogesh
    @Ubeogesh 10 років тому +125

    Statement: I have no idea, master. Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?
    So True

  • @TechnoBambino
    @TechnoBambino 10 років тому +251

    I'd love there to be an 'evil' droid like HK-47 in Episode VII. It's something we've not really seen in the films so far.

    • @Moderocky
      @Moderocky 9 років тому +40

      TechnoBambino He needs to be the loveable ~rogue~ Super-efficient-killer, not evil!

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 5 років тому +6

      I’m sorry

    • @mr.kinkade2049
      @mr.kinkade2049 4 роки тому +15

      K-2SO was the closest thing to HK in live action.

    • @GekkoOne
      @GekkoOne 3 роки тому

      EV-9D9 was pretty evil

    • @villie86
      @villie86 2 роки тому +4

      Boy this comment didn't age well...

  • @frampton3
    @frampton3 Рік тому +4

    My favorite "piece" of kotor. His responses and his professional demeanor always got me goofin lol

  • @ninjajack6457
    @ninjajack6457 5 років тому +69

    “This is a grand opportunity for slaughter.”

    • @bracedewe6877
      @bracedewe6877 5 років тому

      Ninjajack 64 Where is that? I’ve been looking for it

    • @ninjajack6457
      @ninjajack6457 5 років тому +1

      I don’t know either

    • @bracedewe6877
      @bracedewe6877 5 років тому +1

      Ninjajack 64 I know that, but is that voice clip in this video?

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 5 місяців тому

      Problem solving. Chaff. Chore.

  • @MrLeovaras75
    @MrLeovaras75 8 років тому +65

    fond memories of KOTOR, still one of the best Star Wars games to date.

  • @MannyXVIII
    @MannyXVIII 8 років тому +63

    "Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make contribution to show them we are not a threat. Shall I blat him now, Master?"
    I guess it will suffice...go ahead HK ^^

  • @Robofish12
    @Robofish12 8 років тому +38

    Alan Tudyk's character in Rogue One SO reminds me of HK-47 and it's amazing.

  • @crithon
    @crithon 7 місяців тому +4

    sigh, so soothing hearing HK47's dialog

  • @newzinski6946
    @newzinski6946 2 роки тому +11

    "See? Stupid bucket of bolts" - his tone while ironically making fun of another machine is priceless

  • @melgibson5029
    @melgibson5029 8 років тому +352

    HK-47 needs to be in episode 8. He needs to.

    • @basedpepe2525
      @basedpepe2525 8 років тому +36

      How would that work? He was destroyed on Malgus's station, plus episode 8 is thousands of years after kotor

    • @doingboing4608
      @doingboing4608 8 років тому +29

      How about that the Chewbacca won't fly the Millenium Falcon for Rey and Finn, so they
      have to find a new ship, they stumble upon the Ebon Hawk, a vintage ship, but somehow, maintaine for these years, to discover HK-47 was the one who maintained it with T3-M4

    • @WorkGalaxy47
      @WorkGalaxy47 8 років тому

      well I hope that T3 could probably be alive by an unexplained and Impossible way after being blown to millions of pieces by the emperor, really liked the little guy!

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 8 років тому +19

      The answer is simple:
      Retcon that STUPID novel and the events of the MMO. Revan defeats the Sith Emperor (albeit as the cost of his own life). HK-47 and the rest of Revan and Meetra's companions go their own way.

    • @exile9024
      @exile9024 8 років тому +5

      it would be so badass if the black droid K-2SO in rogue one had personality fragments of HK-47 voiced by Kristoffer Tabori and Alan Tudyk K-2SO was struggling to keep HK-47 from trying to take control over his programming untill at some point they realize they cant just destroy HK-47 because he might have important info for the rebellion.

  • @revis0nedrelived830
    @revis0nedrelived830 7 років тому +153

    9:30 "Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
    I died lmao

  • @YourCRTube
    @YourCRTube 9 років тому +352

    Aaaand instead of this we get R2D2's head riding a ball for some reason.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 років тому +46

      T O Y S

    • @llVIU
      @llVIU 5 років тому +27

      ''merchandise for the kids''

    • @rowmaster6894
      @rowmaster6894 5 років тому +35

      @@llVIU HK47 would be a great toy for children

    • @themartianway
      @themartianway 5 років тому +9

      @@rowmaster6894 "your brain is very un-meatbag-like"

    • @Fontan_
      @Fontan_ 5 років тому +7

      Old ass comment but I wanted to say this
      At least we got k2-so closest thing we'll get

  • @cakeboss4194
    @cakeboss4194 5 років тому +179

    Observation: It appears that the meatbag organization known as Disney has replaced me with an inferior, dysfunctional combat droid. They have also retconned the master.
    Analysis: Probability of these events being for the greater good of the franchise is... 2.1 percent.
    Probability of these events being a result of Hutt-like greed is... 94.4 percent.
    Probability of these events being of misguided attempts to 'modernize' the franchise is... 3.5 percent.
    Conclusion: The meatbag organization of Disney, and it's subsidiaries, must be liquidated with extreme prejudice.
    Commentary: I wonder what the master will think of Mouse soup...

    • @boskoboskovic1306
      @boskoboskovic1306 5 років тому +13

      Dude, you cracked me up. Here a like

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 2 роки тому +2

      Commentary: LMAO

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 2 роки тому +3

      Best synopsis of current Star Wars!

    • @karlthorsten9118
      @karlthorsten9118 2 роки тому

      If I could invent an HK unit and soon get HK-47 built, I would - NOT KIDDING - just send him to literally assassinate as many corrupt and idiotic execs on the planet as possible. Disney would be first on the list because they'd not expect it, then I'd have him give me several options of companies to devastate next. Need to pick based on success chance.

  • @Plasmon19
    @Plasmon19 11 років тому +138

    Who was the writer for this comedy gem? I would very much like to meet him or her!

    • @Trevaricus
      @Trevaricus 11 років тому +54

      David Gaider.

    • @NoctisAugustus
      @NoctisAugustus 10 років тому +4

      Trevaricus
      Really? He lost his creative spark then because ever since DAO there hasn't been any likeable characters in games written by him.

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 10 років тому +11

      David Gaider, the same man who wrote the Dragon Age games, including the characters Morrigan, Alistair, Zevran, Shale and Fenris.

    • @kingragnork
      @kingragnork 10 років тому +3

      ambskater97
      Shale is best!

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 8 років тому

      NoctisAugustus
      So you don't like Cassandra?

  • @TheDarkever
    @TheDarkever 4 роки тому +24

    9:17 Best line in the whole Star Wars saga in any existing media. HK-47 is just such an incredibly well-designed character!

  • @unr3alGaming
    @unr3alGaming 5 років тому +25

    HK-47 was easily one of my favorite parts of the game. Such great dialogue.

  • @TheKooster31
    @TheKooster31 8 років тому +208

    i got a feeling he's Bender's cousin

  • @Stargategirl044
    @Stargategirl044 11 років тому +122

    rofl Dammit Master I'm an assassination droid not a dictionary...
    great use of a reference...

    • @thegodzillasithlord3933
      @thegodzillasithlord3933 11 років тому +23

      star trek reference in star wars which makes this game even more awesome than before

    • @aranecek
      @aranecek 10 років тому

      TheGodzillaSithLord This was ever said in Star Trek? lol. Where?

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 10 років тому

      TheGodzillaSithLord How the he** is that a Star Trek referance?!?

    • @thegodzillasithlord3933
      @thegodzillasithlord3933 10 років тому +4

      it's similar to Mccoy's famous "I'm a doctor, not a.."

  • @9unslin9er
    @9unslin9er 9 років тому +65

    Best video game character ever made.

  • @frankihatch
    @frankihatch 10 місяців тому +3

    Literally the best companion to have

  • @cucoarmado120
    @cucoarmado120 11 років тому +78

    best companion ever

    • @finstrike7
      @finstrike7 11 років тому +26

      Caution: "Shhh..., Master! Such a function in a droid is highly illegal..."

  • @samstone1445
    @samstone1445 8 років тому +33

    9:18 is probably my favorite HK-47 quote of all time. "That may be wishful thinking on my part."

    • @jessician4822
      @jessician4822 8 років тому +8

      Mine would have to be: "It is not possible to kill the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm up, meatbags."

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 9 років тому +144

    Ah... HK-47, everyone's favourite sadistic homicidal droid!
    This is a brilliant game, and I think he's in the sequel (which I'm not sure is as fun as the first game, I have yet to play it)

    • @philbusiness52
      @philbusiness52 8 років тому +13

      +FireAntFace yes he's in KOTOR 2; you have to build him though. If you haven't played 2 I suggest it. It's a brilliant game (better than the first if they would have completed it).

    • @amateurhour6720
      @amateurhour6720 7 років тому

      What are you doing with your life

    • @amateurhour6720
      @amateurhour6720 7 років тому +1

      Play it now

    • @therisingsun4357
      @therisingsun4357 6 років тому +7

      but get the restored content mod first! Yes, balance is of at some points but worth it

    • @yamatoclassbattleship
      @yamatoclassbattleship 3 роки тому

      @@TheGIJew. Ofcourse He did

  • @Nosretep
    @Nosretep 5 років тому +55

    Registeel? He thinks it's a good day for slaughter.

  • @superhamzah85
    @superhamzah85 10 років тому +245

    This droid from an RPG has more character than anyone in the prequels.

    • @Hhhhhh-sz9ud
      @Hhhhhh-sz9ud 6 років тому +63

      I would argue he has more character than anyone in the originals either…

    • @lordvarrax5060
      @lordvarrax5060 6 років тому +99

      Especially more than any character in the sequels though

    • @liamwhatever7146
      @liamwhatever7146 6 років тому +6

      ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ I literally watch attack of the clones repeatedly just for the cringes so, I guess you could say the whole sand line had a bit of character.

    • @larry6130
      @larry6130 5 років тому +21

      Sequels *

    • @connormartin5893
      @connormartin5893 5 років тому +17

      Sequels*

  • @EnderHeart5911
    @EnderHeart5911 8 років тому +4

    The delivery of the lines by the actors in this game is phenomenal. HK-47 is a prime example!

  • @timewasteland
    @timewasteland 9 років тому +101

    8:35 This one cracks me up

    • @GayFishYe
      @GayFishYe 3 роки тому

      I'm your 69th liker lmao

  • @TherealHK-47
    @TherealHK-47 5 років тому +65

    Query: May I suggest a hypothesis, Master? Upon scrupulous observation of the data I was able to collect, I have concluded that none of the characters in the so called "Star Wars sequels" seem to be qualified even to polish my chassis.
    Statement: oh how I so loathe inferior meatbags

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 5 років тому

      HK-47 how would you deal with jump ten then HK?

    • @hk-4715
      @hk-4715 4 роки тому +1

      Amused Query: How did you survive? I thought there could only be one!

  • @Battleship009
    @Battleship009 10 років тому +24

    Am I the only one that noticed that glow of HK-47's eyes dims and brightens when he talks?

  • @lordofwar996
    @lordofwar996 3 роки тому +11

    Advisement 0:44
    Commentary (dissapointed) 1:14
    Commentary(cant kill master) 1:40
    Agreement 1:48
    Objection ( psycho) 2:14
    Commentary ( trust) 2:21
    Part 2 2:29
    Objection ( not for sale) 2:56
    Observation (hostile) 3:17
    Explotive 3:25
    Answer (fun) 5:05
    Request 5:09
    Commentary (spare scrap) 5:41
    Statement ( move along)5:59
    ( Unknowing) 6:22
    Observation ( slaughter) 7:23
    ( i only obey orders) 7:52
    Objection (worn out?)8:01
    Commentary (save trouble)8:17
    Agreement (my thoughts exac) 8:31
    Contemplative(a droid can live) 8:38
    Warning(touch the blade)8:48
    Query ( can i kill him now) 8:52
    Warning 9:06
    Commentary ( clever) 9:55
    Statement (cheating) 10:02
    Query (contraband) 10:12
    Commentary (clarity) 10:26

  • @Negarkasify
    @Negarkasify Рік тому +4

    All these years and i fucking forgot HK was a licensed Psychologist

  • @ericjohnson6120
    @ericjohnson6120 3 роки тому +29

    2:05 Anyone else find it alarming that HK-47 can calculate potential targets and act without permission?

  • @TrioPack2222
    @TrioPack2222 8 років тому +141

    Just saw Rogue One! I think K2SO (Droid from R1) is inspired by HK-47 in his one liners!

    • @mehmetgurdal
      @mehmetgurdal 8 років тому +15

      he was awesome
      how can they kill him while that useless rust bucket is still functional

    • @lsgn3337
      @lsgn3337 8 років тому +14

      Um what rust bucket?

    • @Zhuravliov
      @Zhuravliov 8 років тому +2

      R2.

    • @khaos5085
      @khaos5085 6 років тому +7

      On The Spot Interviews K2SO is the only interesting character in Rogue One and it was the biggest tragedy of Star Wars when he died.

    • @hk-5050
      @hk-5050 6 років тому +14

      Query: Are you certain he was inspired by the HK-47 unit?
      Statement: K-2SO exhibits few similarities to the HK-47 unit, aside from being a source of humor.
      Explanation: Not once does K-2SO refer to life forms as "meatbags" as HK-47 did.
      Continuation: Their personalities are totally different. K-2SO also doesn't appear to have much of an opinion on killing. In contrast, HK-47 will gladly wipe out any meatbag, given the opportunity.
      Addendum: They do not even talk the same way!
      Conclusion: Despite HK-47 being nothing more than an obsolete unit in comparison to us HK-50s, I still can't help but feel a small amount of disgust towards these comparisons between K-2SO and HK-47.

  • @DefecTec
    @DefecTec Рік тому +3

    God we need the third game so bad, especially the part where HK is dismantled like C-3po and you carry him on your back while he shoots enemies for you

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 3 роки тому +3

    I love this guy, you can tell his undying loyalty is constantly in conflict with his urge to kill everything he sees.

  • @mr-n00b
    @mr-n00b 5 років тому +9

    To this day, the best written Star Wars character of all time.

  • @mylesbishop1240
    @mylesbishop1240 4 роки тому +5

    One of the greatest companions in any game. I love you HK47 haha

  • @juicyjuicethejuice4451
    @juicyjuicethejuice4451 5 років тому +14

    *Statement: I have no life whatsoever because I am wasting my time replaying this over and over and over again.*

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 5 років тому

      Hypothesis : Profond observation of the clanking HK unite, logical routes and sentience is remarquable perspective experience, one of seeing with cutting age opticals rather than unreliable meatbags eyeballs.
      Commentary : The master is most wise to have a metaphysic alternative, espacily against odds so dire!

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 2 роки тому

      Analysis: But it’s time well spent, if you ask me.

  • @eddyeddyd
    @eddyeddyd Рік тому +7

    good ol HK, still gold after all these years

  • @jedirevan5062
    @jedirevan5062 9 років тому +26

    Guys it's 2015 and I still play kotor! this just brings back memories... I wonder what Shem L is doing.

  • @belafeldbusch3397
    @belafeldbusch3397 Рік тому +4

    HK-If violence is not the answer, then you are doing it wrong-47

  • @elijahsellers3727
    @elijahsellers3727 5 років тому +6

    I love it! He's my favorite character from those games. Either him or Canderous

  • @flexangelo
    @flexangelo 6 років тому +3

    respect and thank you to whoever wrote his character. the precise descriptions have yet to be bested.

  • @TheBsoxfan34
    @TheBsoxfan34 6 місяців тому +6

    Better than anything in The Acolyte

  • @OttoVonBismark1871
    @OttoVonBismark1871 11 років тому +28

    3:24 I did not just hear HK-47 do an impersonation of McCoy.

  • @TwoVera
    @TwoVera 9 років тому +26

    "Damnit master I am assassination droid nto a dictionary!"

  • @lucario7version2.08
    @lucario7version2.08 5 років тому +19

    Defiant Statement: There is nothing you can do to me. Do your worst! *REVOLTING!*

  • @gunnarphillips2609
    @gunnarphillips2609 10 років тому +74

    8:17 - 8:31 The fuck is going on back there.

    • @xbluedragon97x62
      @xbluedragon97x62 10 років тому +51

      The droids were rigged by the man's wife to blowup if he moved from that spot. So they just spaz about like that.

    • @emilohman6872
      @emilohman6872 9 років тому +6

      Gunnar Phillips What the @£#$!&%?

    • @rogerpuzzitiello
      @rogerpuzzitiello 9 років тому +2

      Looks like that thing from "going to the store"

    • @jedirevan5062
      @jedirevan5062 9 років тому +1

      Roger Puzzitiello yo bro you still play kotor?

    • @rogerpuzzitiello
      @rogerpuzzitiello 9 років тому

      +James Wright. Just finished it today.

  • @kaneryan123
    @kaneryan123 10 місяців тому +2

    Like a chef: "One dead organic meat bag, coming up!"

  • @nathanr1713
    @nathanr1713 3 роки тому +6

    "It is suggested while you run while my blasters warm up meatbags".
    Best part of the game by far.

  • @garrett1199
    @garrett1199 3 роки тому +4

    Returning here after the KOTOR remaster trailer and I hope they brought HK's voice actor back. He's too good!

  • @finstrike7
    @finstrike7 11 років тому +66

    You all have great logistical skills, for meatbags.

  • @turningtides1007
    @turningtides1007 4 роки тому +11

    when a side character droid/robot has better dialogue than your whole trilogy, you need to hire new writers

  • @RaderGH
    @RaderGH 2 місяці тому +1

    I love this droid. I sometimes wish I could learn to talk like he does.

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 2 роки тому +6

    6:01 This has been in my mind rent free for awhile now.

  • @kevinnorwood8782
    @kevinnorwood8782 8 років тому +17

    To quote Revan from kevinsocal's KOTOR trilogy (which rocks by the way), "You have.....SERIOUS....issues, HK. You do know that, right?"

  • @Alegost1
    @Alegost1 6 років тому +3

    @ 1:08 the way hk moves his head from side to side as if searching for unwanted listeners is the best part of that quote

  • @philip8498
    @philip8498 2 роки тому +3

    Jolee making a rhetorical question about killing people
    HK-47: finally somebody gets it!

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 2 роки тому +2

    This fella STILL makes me laugh.. Even after all these years, I LOVE you HK-47!!😁

  • @Gagearator
    @Gagearator 2 роки тому +3

    That last line.... and him insulting the small droid. To much...... very relatable

  • @ComradeSeanski
    @ComradeSeanski 5 років тому +8

    I can't say for sure but if Disney were ever to put HK-47 in the background of the next SW movie, my enjoyment of the series would go from 13% to 15%

  • @ofearghailthefearless6481
    @ofearghailthefearless6481 7 років тому +19

    Pair this droid up with Borderlands' "worlds deadliest 13 year old" and you got yourself one hell of a murdering duo

    • @rubeneduardomaciasmota2159
      @rubeneduardomaciasmota2159 7 років тому +2

      OMG that would be so fucking funny and epic at the same time.

    • @TheZerken
      @TheZerken 4 роки тому +2

      Cringe.

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 2 роки тому +1

      Analysis: They’d blow Pandora up within the first hour of meeting, if we’re lucky.

  • @jarjarlucas3968
    @jarjarlucas3968 Рік тому +5

    One of the best droids of all time in star wars, definitely up there with R2

    • @Zhuravliov
      @Zhuravliov Рік тому +3

      Not "one of the". He IS THE best.

  • @daltooinewestwood6380
    @daltooinewestwood6380 Рік тому

    The writers of this series knew we would love this guy, that line “he keeps me around for my commentary” is all the proof I need

  • @Bongo2k
    @Bongo2k 8 років тому +30

    You can't just rip me to pieces, I'll die!

    • @Netsaver
      @Netsaver 8 років тому +17

      Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!