6:04 Fun fact: “Sí” in Spanish means “yes”. But without the accent on the i ( *í* ), “si” means “if”. So they just ended the sentence with “exciting, *if* ” 😆
“I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” - Big Smoke, 2004
AKSHUALLLY, Ray Kroc bought the rights to McDonald's after years of an exploitative partnership with the McDonald brothers, the original founders, a partnership that destroyed the brothers physically and mentally and essentially ruined their lives. For the gist of the story, I'd recommend checking out The Founder. Great movie.
"IT NEVER WORKS! That's the trick. We put it on the menu so that the customers get attracted to the very idea of a McFlurry. But they never get it." - McDonald's manager to employee.
@@jordancooney6817 ok, but The real reason why the machine is always "broken" is because, it probably needs to be cleaned. Usually, the cleaning of the equipment is the closing shift's job, but often times this does not end up happening, and as such, the machine needs cleaning before use. Instead of saying all that, employees say "it's broke" to just save time.
I did 7 years at McDonalds. You will find that people who have worked fast food reflect on the time spent there in a similar way that ex-cons view their time in prison.
Ok but if any of those people in the taco bell training vid spoke to me like that at taco bell I would legit walk out like "nope nope nope there gonna poison my taco nope"
I remember the first time I actually was ready to clap in sync with the intro instead of being figuratively sucker-punched by it when the video loaded. ...And they picked that one time to delay it about five seconds for a random bit. I was so mad.
@@Mr_Original so you got sucker punched multiple times and then when you were finally ready to counter attack they dodged it and sucker punched you again lol
Working at Taco Bell, all the training videos came on tapes you put into a VCR-TV & EVERY SINGLE ONE started with the guitar riff from Los Lonely Boys "How Far is Heaven" as if it was the theme song of the entire company.
How to make KFC chicken according to Bren: Step 1: make chicken Step 2: Make sauce Step 3: ????? Step 4: put chicken in sauce Step 4 1/2: CHICKEN!!!!! I followed all those steps and I made chicken so good, Gordon Ramsay would eat all of it. Thanks Bren for this amazing recipe
This reminds me of a story about the time Arby’s DID NOT have the meats. So I went to Arby’s and got something involving roast beef a few years ago. They said that didn’t have roast beef and I immediately thought to myself: “Arby’s, we don’t have the meats” their entire motto brought down by one shortage. Have a day
That old man really just pulled the ol' explanation of 'I ordered the medium stew because it's stew in a medium amount, it's not a large stew because I didn't want large amounts of stew.'
@@Radasongod Well, goddamn, you're right. I misheard, probably because I've never heard anyone outside of commercials refer to Mountain Dew as just 'Dew'.
mcdonalds burgers are corpses in burger form. absolutely horrid. you put old piece of "meat" into the 'make-it-lukewarminator', no idea how people eat that stuff
5:21 They’re actually getting scammed out of 2 cents not including tax 2 * 3 = 6 1.99 * 3 = 5.97 2 for 1.99 6 for 5.99 Scammed out of literally 2 pennies
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." bubble bass, -1999
Just saying, Wendy’s has changed a lot since that video. I used to work there, and they no longer squish the flavor out of the meat. They also no longer have break rooms!
Those contestants on the Taco Bell game show all suddenly and mysteriously went missing after recording. They were said to have been ushered into a giant taco shaped van only to never be seen again. It is theorized they were sacrificed to the great Taco Gods
Ah. Who better to teach the working class, earning $0.02 a year, smoking, depressed McDonald's employees, than a multi-millionaire, 6'6" basketball player?
I worked at a grocery store and I was lucky enough because the training videos wouldn't load and so we spent five hours just talking and getting to know each other and learning the basics from a more senior member. we were all thankful and probably better off for it, I still don't know what the video looked like after working there for 3.5 years xD
I've been binging you guys' videos cuz exams are stressful and I JUST watched your retail reaction video for the first time a few days ago, so this was such a gift. - Sincerely, a fellow stressed retail worker.
when I worked at mc'dee's in the second window, they didn't train me or anything, they gave me the uniform, told me my hours, and where I was. I blame it partially on the fact that my dad worked with me, so that's why they didn't train me, but idk bad on their part lol
5:20 thats literally the opposite of a deal, if you order a 6 piece its 5.99, but if you order 3 2 pieces its 5.97, you waste money by abiding by the "deal"
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If I don't get my taco bell mukbangs im gonna commit beans on your channel
Taco Bell ASMR?
Don't mind me, just making my weekly suggestion of watching Aliens in the Attic 😄
yes
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“Attention all customers the mall is now closing. If you are not off the premises in 5 minutes, you will be hunted for sport”
gump*
Not if I hunt you first
SCP-3008 be like
I have the slug cats on my side,a tun of pixal spears would be in them by the time the rain came down in the world
Not if I kill first
Allstate: We have the meats. Pizza Pizza Eat Fresh. *McDonald's theme composed out of Taco Bell dings plays*
ALLSTATE THE INSURANCE COMPANY
Seems Allstate is getting a new buisness venture
This made my head hurt
Target: I'm lovin' it.
It’s finger licking good. Wok on, Feed your happy.
6:04
Fun fact: “Sí” in Spanish means “yes”. But without the accent on the i ( *í* ), “si” means “if”.
So they just ended the sentence with
“exciting, *if* ” 😆
im failing spanish thanks for the information :)
"Exciting, if"? More like "Exciting, as if".
Good info for the people about to go into Spanish class
I think that was an obvious mistake on their part.
How is SÍ PRONOUNCED then?!?!
_"I d o n t w a n n a s e e y o u r b u t t a n y m o r e!"_ - Josiah 2021
_Y e s. A w a y w i t h y o u r b u t t s i t m a k e s m e w a n n a d i e!_
-Timothy Cana 2021
Yes
*I n d e e d .*
“I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
- Big Smoke, 2004
So inspiring
I'll have what he is having
the legendary order
The Big smoke is a traitor and a bitch
@@kingwashington4044 ill get you Mr. Washington, you may be a "king* but Mr. Smoke is my king
How to make chicken :
Step 1 : get chicken
Step 2 : Make sauce
Step 3 : Make heat
Step 4 : Make chicken
Step four in a half : CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Instructions unclear. I now have a raw chicken, some sauce, and a burning house
"I've been driving all night, give me a *moans*" - Some guy ordering something from Taco Bell
my headcanon of that was that he was mimicking the sound of the food he was asking for's effect on him in the bathroom later
It's an interesting headcanon, but I'd like to imagine it being more of screams of pain while he's in the bathroom
What the fuck 🤣
@@setsers1 good suggestion? More like *good question*
@@elijahgodbout678
I don't even want to think about what in the world could have conditioned him, to like Tact Bell THAT much...
Fun fact: the co-founder of the McDonalds franchise was originally a milkshake machine salesman.
Let the irony sink in for a moment
Y E S
It is funny, but didn't he also like, steal the actual McDonalds name from the 2 brothers?
AKSHUALLLY, Ray Kroc bought the rights to McDonald's after years of an exploitative partnership with the McDonald brothers, the original founders, a partnership that destroyed the brothers physically and mentally and essentially ruined their lives. For the gist of the story, I'd recommend checking out The Founder. Great movie.
"IT NEVER WORKS! That's the trick. We put it on the menu so that the customers get attracted to the very idea of a McFlurry. But they never get it." - McDonald's manager to employee.
@@jordancooney6817 ok, but
The real reason why the machine is always "broken" is because, it probably needs to be cleaned. Usually, the cleaning of the equipment is the closing shift's job, but often times this does not end up happening, and as such, the machine needs cleaning before use. Instead of saying all that, employees say "it's broke" to just save time.
I did 7 years at McDonalds. You will find that people who have worked fast food reflect on the time spent there in a similar way that ex-cons view their time in prison.
They think about their life choices?
@@Marsh370 Honestly yes.
Ok but if any of those people in the taco bell training vid spoke to me like that at taco bell I would legit walk out like "nope nope nope there gonna poison my taco nope"
One day, the intro clap will be so fast that it starts breaking the fabric of reality
More so than putting tomato on a burger?
@@i_teleported_bread7404 Or selling Sea Shells On The Sea Shore?
Clap
I remember the first time I actually was ready to clap in sync with the intro instead of being figuratively sucker-punched by it when the video loaded.
...And they picked that one time to delay it about five seconds for a random bit. I was so mad.
@@Mr_Original so you got sucker punched multiple times and then when you were finally ready to counter attack they dodged it and sucker punched you again lol
Crush: have a day
Me: thank you too
Hmmm yes I can't wait to learn about beesechurgers
Burgchurgers... yum
@@gamingoose5033yes
Working at Taco Bell, all the training videos came on tapes you put into a VCR-TV & EVERY SINGLE ONE started with the guitar riff from Los Lonely Boys "How Far is Heaven" as if it was the theme song of the entire company.
One the beginning: there were 2 realms, heaven and Taco Bell
Wendy’s Employee: “I got sucked into the TV 📺”.
Mike Teavee: “At least you didn’t shrink”.
As a McDonald's employee, I'm glad our training videos aren't cringe anymore. It's now simple and straight to the point
I was a burger slave back in 2015 and boy howdy was that video boring, i would rather have had some goofy 90s cringe to entertain me
@@pissfrog its true but I would want it funny than cringe
Bruh I didn't even get a training video
@@thetoaster765 well you don't work at mcdonalds then
@@aero23312 I used to
5:16
Its actually cheaper to get three 2 piece meals than one 6 piece meal, which means this is the exact OPPOSITE of a deal
Also you get three free biscuits if you buy the cheapest/original deal.
@@lugoorstar Nice!
A lot of fast food places do that lol
Hey, that rhymes.
We don't know that. The pre-deal prices may have been higher
How to make KFC chicken according to Bren:
Step 1: make chicken
Step 2: Make sauce
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: put chicken in sauce
Step 4 1/2: CHICKEN!!!!!
I followed all those steps and I made chicken so good, Gordon Ramsay would eat all of it. Thanks Bren for this amazing recipe
🤣
CHICKEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!¿¡
6:14
meanwhile with gordon ramsay: "that's too much sauce you donut!"
Micheal Jordan was in a McDonald's training video? I think we've found the sequel to his anti-drug PSA that was sponsored by McDonald's lol
6:14 Holy crap that step by step bit is probably my favorite moment of any Microwave Society video so far hahaha
This reminds me of a story about the time Arby’s DID NOT have the meats. So I went to Arby’s and got something involving roast beef a few years ago. They said that didn’t have roast beef and I immediately thought to myself: “Arby’s, we don’t have the meats” their entire motto brought down by one shortage. Have a day
....*time and space has BROKEN*
@@Marsh370 I don't feel so good--- *gets vaporized*
@@setsers1 *windows xp*
as a fast food employee, this hurt me
You've heard of "you're going to Brazil" now get ready for:
*You're going to the wall-mounted Wendy's break room TV*
Noooo I don't want to go to the wall-mounted Wendy's break room TV!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That old man really just pulled the ol' explanation of 'I ordered the medium stew because it's stew in a medium amount, it's not a large stew because I didn't want large amounts of stew.'
He said “I ordered a medium dew” as in mtn dew
@@Radasongod
Well, goddamn, you're right. I misheard, probably because I've never heard anyone outside of commercials refer to Mountain Dew as just 'Dew'.
"STEP FOUR AND A HALF!!!! CHIIICKEEEEEN!!!" Had me dying for almost ten minutes.
That McDonald's burger was sad.
Saddy Patty
Lmao
Krabby Pity
As a McDonald's employee, I guarantee you that whoever made that sandwich is either new to the kitchen, or is a manager
Do you mean man-A-ger or man-ger? Damn, baby Jesus is a bad cook.
Or just didn’t care enough
mcdonalds burgers are corpses in burger form. absolutely horrid. you put old piece of "meat" into the 'make-it-lukewarminator', no idea how people eat that stuff
Or they ordered it at the end of the week or during a rush
5:21 They’re actually getting scammed out of 2 cents not including tax
2 * 3 = 6
1.99 * 3 = 5.97
2 for 1.99
6 for 5.99
Scammed out of literally 2 pennies
10:15
First thing that came to my mind: "Stop it, get some help."
"I CAME HERE TO LEARN ABOUT CHICKEN!"
And hey, give Dave a break! He was wholesome.
This should explain why most fast food employees don't know what they are doing.
It didn't
Exactly
I hate the fact that among us follows me everywhere, even this video😭
"how could it be... popular?"
Sus
6:14
Step one: make chicken
Step two: make sauce
Step three:
Step four: put chicken in sauce
Step four and a half: C H I C K E N
You forgot about the Spongebob Training Video. That's the best one!!!
Yesss
Remember No one wants to be a squidward
@@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1 *Fear*
Ay
I hated the Chum Bucket Training Video.
Dave Thomas' burger at the end of the Wendy's video looked like the beef was just slip slidin' right on out from between the buns...
4:28 there are men AND MENACES
Or, as the subtitles puts it, ministers
If I don’t learn how to make a Big Mac by the end of this video I am gonna punch the screen.
i need wendy's tutorial
I think you should lik it instead
@@poly3905 YES
so did he punch the screen
So what I'm getting from this is that 80s training videos and commercials are actual pain.
Why did they keep Diablo Sauce and kill Verde?
Justice for Verde!
Kek
8:03
I can't believe Persona 4 got its inspiration from a fast food training video of all things.
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
bubble bass, -1999
No
We sell food here, sir
Bren just screaming chicken is amazing
He is tired of saying welcome to McDonalds because he gets abused by the customers for getting pickles on their burger when they didnt want them
The "Dwayne's World" video reminds me of the moment in movie where Wayne and Garf would "not bow" to any sponsor. 😂
1:00 gives me so much genuine joy ❤️
Having worked at a Wendy's, that is how they make the chili. It's the patties that sat for too long or are not good enough for burgers.
Me: *sees new Microwave Society video*
Also me: G O O D S U G G E S T I O N
Thank you, I've been wanting to learn how to cook like a professional and now I can!
“Jude for the love of god take those off”
Jude: n O 😂
POV: you see bread spams 6 minutes into stream
1:06 this guy looks like he's being told to promote taco bell at gun point
You should watch a training video for a brothell. "Satistying a customer" is a whole 'nother thing.
"There are men... and menaces."
BASED BRENDAN
One of the few channels that still manages to put a smile on my face when I'm down
Step 1: Make chicken
Step 2: Make sauce
Step 3: ...
Step 4: Chicken in sauce
Step 4.5: *CHICKEN*
April 20, 2021 "chicken in sauce" incident
idk why more people aren't talking about the "there are men, and *MENACES* " bit, that one actually made me laugh pretty hard
that is the best quote in the history of microwave society
Video: Dudes and Dudesses
Jude: Males and Malaces
Brendan: Men and Menaces.
Yes I wound like around 3 kilo's of salt on my burger please thank you. 8:44
Literally every taco bell employee is either apathetic or angry
I currently work at a KFC. These videos can be relatable.
Just saying, Wendy’s has changed a lot since that video. I used to work there, and they no longer squish the flavor out of the meat. They also no longer have break rooms!
Those contestants on the Taco Bell game show all suddenly and mysteriously went missing after recording. They were said to have been ushered into a giant taco shaped van only to never be seen again. It is theorized they were sacrificed to the great Taco Gods
0:47 Me to my friend after he says, "I'M TRANSPARENT!!!"
Ah. Who better to teach the working class, earning $0.02 a year, smoking, depressed McDonald's employees, than a multi-millionaire, 6'6" basketball player?
I'm not sure if it's available anywhere to watch publicly, but Chick Fil A has a chicken nugget rap video on their training site.
I worked at a grocery store and I was lucky enough because the training videos wouldn't load and so we spent five hours just talking and getting to know each other and learning the basics from a more senior member. we were all thankful and probably better off for it, I still don't know what the video looked like after working there for 3.5 years xD
6:57 tha freeshest beeef I could fiend
As an Arby's employee, I can say things haven't gotten much better.
"there are men, and menaces" -bren
4:23 That is legit something Wayne from Wayne's World would say.
2:19 HEY. I GOT YOU TO LAUGH AT A FRIENDS BIT-
5:57 Foreshadowing
6:30
Me after buying my new 3DS
6:49
DA BEST BUNGER
bugsnax
DA BAG OF HAMBURGER, BEST BURGER BAG DA B-
8:14 finally someone who knows tron
5:20
1.99 + 1.99 + 1.99 = *5.97*
_They are selling it for _*_3 cents_*_ more_
0:39 "I HAVE A CLUB" almost made me choke on my sparkling water
I've been binging you guys' videos cuz exams are stressful and I JUST watched your retail reaction video for the first time a few days ago, so this was such a gift. - Sincerely, a fellow stressed retail worker.
1:16 good suggestion bad digestion. 2:52 cyber man. 8:06 help 911 my tv is having a stroke. Btw 12:30 sry for all the psots
2:26 It will be very unwise of you if you were to answer wrong, GUMP.
9:57
Ya know. It's an old fay-shoned hamburger.
But-da-bup-bup-a, we sat on it
Taco Bell employees use to suggest things back in 90s, don't know why they stopped.
when I worked at mc'dee's in the second window, they didn't train me or anything, they gave me the uniform, told me my hours, and where I was. I blame it partially on the fact that my dad worked with me, so that's why they didn't train me, but idk bad on their part lol
I literally trained myself on counter
5:20 thats literally the opposite of a deal, if you order a 6 piece its 5.99, but if you order 3 2 pieces its 5.97, you waste money by abiding by the "deal"
I was about to microwave something but I realize my microwave won't work so I have to throw it out
I know I'm late as hell but Bren describing the cooking process of KFC BBQ chicken fucking slays me every time
This was an informative video on celery: battle royal (1968 version)
1:36 "There's the truth🙄, then there's 'the truth'😁
These guys remind me of Ed, Edd n Eddy, but in that episode where they dare each other to act like one another.
"Not too little" DUMPS A GIANT POUND of DANDRUFF ON O N E BURGER. Sheesh
Bren is now my favorite in this channel. Due to him also being a fellow ex employee of Arby's. 😂😂
6:13 my favorite scene in this XD
God my screen tastes horrible. Please stop telling me to lick the video. My tongue is in pain
3:31 WHAT IS THAT CREATURE
6:34
Oh my god is that wendy
He dosent look like a burger to me
Me: they also make salads
The movie Falling Down starring Michael Douglas, is the perfect example of false advertising of a burger
So far we have
Dudes and dudeses
Ladies and Gentlecars
Ladies and Gentleplanes
Are there any more?
2:38 thanks alot guys now everybody has the beloved Covenant-19 😂
I laughed in every way at that part