Joe Rogan & Shane Gillis: From Vikings to Napoleon (HILARIOUS Stories)

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  • @Jsizzle6809
    @Jsizzle6809 Місяць тому +261

    Rogan’s like, “For some wild reason, you’ll have people who think homosexuality is perverted.” And thankfully Shane comes in with the most based response. Thank you Shane

    • @coaiemandushman1079
      @coaiemandushman1079 Місяць тому +3

      Wait, is it not?

    • @Cocoa1million
      @Cocoa1million Місяць тому +14

      The most norm McDonald Shane’s ever been

    • @postalcollapse12
      @postalcollapse12 Місяць тому

      Fucking dude knows the north east of america and it really shows.

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 26 днів тому +4

      if you think Shane is homophobic you’re sorely mistaken

    • @ryanmclean3579
      @ryanmclean3579 24 дні тому +9

      Annoying to have it pushed on our society. Never in any society ever with normal family life has it been a dominant theme.

  • @MultiFreakface
    @MultiFreakface 25 днів тому +18

    The sincerity of Shane's "what the fuck" at 1:03 is so fucking funny

  • @jasomelita69
    @jasomelita69 Місяць тому +110

    Rogans awesome. He's never claimed to be the best at stand up
    He's the goat of the podcast realm. Noone does what he does. He seems like a really good person from my 12 years listening and he and his guests have helped not just myself but my friends and family. Is the the funniest person? Not even close, but he is genuine

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +12

      I still think he can be funny, maybe his stand up isn’t for me exactly, but times like this on the podcast when he’s got his comic friends on , he can crack me up!😂

    • @GuappoZaccagnino
      @GuappoZaccagnino Місяць тому +18

      what a gay and thoughtful thing to say

    • @leneleewest723
      @leneleewest723 Місяць тому

      Agree ! 🎯

    • @BasementPepperoni
      @BasementPepperoni Місяць тому +1

      I always wanted to see him and Norm Macdonald talk about their Stand-Up careers, Norm had the funniest stories about just constantly screwing with people to the point where he broke them, lol

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Місяць тому +1

      I think Rogan's stand up is hilarious, I don't know why ppl say it's not funny. But yeah, he's not the funniest person in the world but he's funnier than any in my circle. More important, he can bring the funniest ppl together.

  • @alcapone2523
    @alcapone2523 Місяць тому +147

    Those kangaroos are the only ones taking the threat of an alien attack seriously.

    • @HectorSanchez-sr7uv
      @HectorSanchez-sr7uv Місяць тому +1

      And bears, alligators and your friendly neighborhood crackheads

    • @jakedubw7791
      @jakedubw7791 15 днів тому

      Roos are a bit shit you really have to fuck with them to get ripped up but you walk off and they will too there like a big rabbit with too much testosterone

  • @fess6241
    @fess6241 Місяць тому +78

    "if that guy got into a town, it'd be over"

  • @TheViperHD
    @TheViperHD Місяць тому +61

    “Do you spill seed my son” 🤣🤣

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 Місяць тому +1

      Yes but not on Sunday sir.. well

    • @littlefoot6546
      @littlefoot6546 29 днів тому

      Fu(k you got me
      😂😂😂

  • @mhand4811
    @mhand4811 Місяць тому +22

    16:51 “Whack off to cartoons” fuckin got me, hahaha. Totally missed it on the original.

  • @chinqlinq89
    @chinqlinq89 Місяць тому +26

    The way dude pops up like the Undertaker is actually more impressive than Sean Taylor’s hit 😂

  • @Oldmandad007
    @Oldmandad007 Місяць тому +7

    Shane's way of describing stuff crack's me up

  • @msingha23
    @msingha23 10 днів тому

    Thanks!

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  10 днів тому +1

      You’re so welcome thank you so much!!

  • @AndrewChaplin-se6be
    @AndrewChaplin-se6be Місяць тому +28

    I’m Irish and Nordic….I wonder why…🤦‍♂️😂

    • @MarkFowler3
      @MarkFowler3 Місяць тому

      Same that’s why where probably the quiet ones 😂

  • @asorsh3
    @asorsh3 29 днів тому +4

    Shane is the best.

  • @Henry-ys9xq
    @Henry-ys9xq 7 днів тому +2

    “vitamin c, d… pause “ was completely ignored😂

  • @cassandrakray1817
    @cassandrakray1817 Місяць тому +9

    As an Australian who has many kangaroos on my property, yes Kangaroos are wild animals and contact should be avoided. Ive seen my neighbours dog disembowelled by a big Roo but on the hole if you leave them alone, they are no threat. I've found that when walking on my property, if you avoid eye contact, they will ignore you. I've even had an encounter where I've unknowingly been extremely close to a big male Roo and survived to tell the tale. They are not aggressive unless provoked and that only takes the presence of a dog to provoke a roo

    • @compositestechbb9087
      @compositestechbb9087 Місяць тому

      Id keep a small bat on me at all times lol

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 Місяць тому +3

      And you done given up your guns vecsuse of ehat?
      Like to be controlled u guess

    • @compositestechbb9087
      @compositestechbb9087 Місяць тому

      @phnix6242 😂

    • @ValenThePowerful
      @ValenThePowerful 27 днів тому

      Lmao bunch of lies bruh. been in Oz for 10 years and kangaroos aren't even dangerous at all. the only time they are dangerous is if you you are doing 110km and you hit them.
      Aussies exaggerate how dangerous kangaroos are even though they aren't. I have encountered kangaroos and even the red roos multiple times and they will always run away from me. even when I go near their joey.

    • @willdelcast
      @willdelcast 25 днів тому +1

      Just reading it with an australian accent makes this serious take soo funny

  • @shakestr
    @shakestr Місяць тому +10

    I know a dude that's been struck by lightning twice, his dad once, and his sister once also.
    He said the first time it melted his fillings together and he couldn't open his mouth.

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +1

      @@shakestr holy crap that’s crazy

    • @jimlthor
      @jimlthor 12 днів тому

      Do they live on an iron deposit? We're they struck on the same property?

    • @shakestr
      @shakestr 12 днів тому

      @jimlthor they were on horseback in Sheraton Wyoming.

    • @Diogenes_von_Sinope
      @Diogenes_von_Sinope 10 днів тому +1

      thats why jews like tunnels.

    • @shakestr
      @shakestr 10 днів тому

      @@Diogenes_von_Sinope well, we Mexicans and news have that in common.

  • @dedw8farmer
    @dedw8farmer Місяць тому +2

    Giving a stripper health advice is criminal 💀

  • @JeffChapa
    @JeffChapa Місяць тому +2

    I wonder what episode this was?

  • @rael.5967
    @rael.5967 6 днів тому

    I have an uncle who was struck by lightning multiple times in his life he was convinced getting hit once made you more susceptible to getting it again lol

  • @williamhawleyjr
    @williamhawleyjr Місяць тому

    Love these guys are so great

  • @barnoldo2877
    @barnoldo2877 23 дні тому +2

    You would think they would be pretty good at the math🤣🤣

  • @Narcissistic_opinionation
    @Narcissistic_opinionation 3 дні тому

    2:05 😂😂😂😂

  • @Adrew-bn9pv
    @Adrew-bn9pv 12 днів тому +1

    Gillis is actually that lady that couldn't find her gun holster when Trump got shot at

  • @tompowers1308
    @tompowers1308 17 днів тому +1

    we have a town drunk thats been struck by lightning twise, dude just hitchikes and is invincible

  • @kingha88
    @kingha88 28 днів тому +1

    Bro Went to Golds in London 😂 wild times boys

  • @marcmarc4776
    @marcmarc4776 23 дні тому

    @11:39 - I had a friend struck by lightning as a teenager. He said he and some friends were practicing witchcraft in a field and the lightning struck at a distance, then a little closer, then BOOM! They all lived, and my friend always drew a lightning bolt on his homework.

  • @Trump24GreatWhiteHope
    @Trump24GreatWhiteHope 19 днів тому

    What episode

  • @mattmackay106
    @mattmackay106 Місяць тому +2

    Canadian here, I believe that’s called a five’r dive’r my buddy got one and was explaining the terminology to me meanwhile he was sitting there with pink eye no joke haha

  • @senasenpai
    @senasenpai 14 днів тому

    I was confused on how Shanes mustache grew during the conversation... I understand it now

  • @retsofsivartnetloc9012
    @retsofsivartnetloc9012 Місяць тому +5

    I challenge Shane gillis to a bud light drink off!

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +4

      @@retsofsivartnetloc9012Shane hasn’t replied to this comment yet because he’s too scared

    • @derpyeh9107
      @derpyeh9107 Місяць тому

      Wouldn't it be funny if we kissed, but just like... as a joke?

    • @merkdaedae7047
      @merkdaedae7047 Місяць тому

      @@derpyeh9107women’s sports

  • @unitedplankton2866
    @unitedplankton2866 18 днів тому

    Guys think about these topics every day.

  • @YzerWings
    @YzerWings 11 днів тому

    Shane is hilarious

  • @jsalas5400
    @jsalas5400 10 днів тому

    The sean taylor hit is the greatest hit in any game any time any sport.
    Rip he was the goat in the making

  • @nankerphelge1833
    @nankerphelge1833 21 день тому

    You got that right.!

  • @kylereece173
    @kylereece173 11 днів тому +1

    If you're like "what the fuck is rain"

  • @crystalsparks2852
    @crystalsparks2852 Місяць тому

    Love you more today than yesterday ❤

  • @briarnaggs6596
    @briarnaggs6596 Місяць тому +6

    “Imagine their balls” nice Rogan good insight

  • @johnotoole5786
    @johnotoole5786 Місяць тому +16

    It doesnt matter if vikings were at america first what matters is the world changed when Columbus did

    • @roflrofl1234rofl
      @roflrofl1234rofl Місяць тому

      If the vikings were coming to and from the Americas wouldn't there be obvious signs of it... like native american women in their gene pool from them taking the hot ones back home?

    • @witherhoard5333
      @witherhoard5333 Місяць тому +2

      Discovering pre-colombian contact is important actually

    • @floreschris5574
      @floreschris5574 Місяць тому

      Columbus never made it to us, he made it to the America's the general area friggin juts Cuba basically. He took their gold and got the folk sick. That's just what I heard before, hearsay. I dont if it's true

    • @floreschris5574
      @floreschris5574 Місяць тому

      Also o heard they e found Egyptian junk in Japan and other place. Friggin there's pyramids in Mexico, everybody probably used to use pyramid generator akin to tesla power generating doohikes. It was common knowledge probably

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Місяць тому +1

      @@witherhoard5333 yeah how much change you can make if you just raid and pillage at least the colonizers tried to establish relations first

  • @tannerwickersham4571
    @tannerwickersham4571 Місяць тому +1

    More shane clips

  • @brownstuff42
    @brownstuff42 17 днів тому +1

    tell shane its zinc from oysters. hits different

  • @drewt7602
    @drewt7602 13 днів тому

    lol joes face 9:14

  • @Barbarawoodcock1
    @Barbarawoodcock1 22 дні тому

    Shane is so innocent. Let him stay that way.

  • @ericconley5499
    @ericconley5499 12 днів тому

    Shane: Don't put money in your mouth...put it in your thing

  • @MouseNZ
    @MouseNZ Місяць тому

    A guy with nerf balls could be a rebooted format of love on the spectrum

  • @craigmatsinger5818
    @craigmatsinger5818 18 годин тому

    "Tastes like a real waffle"

  • @niteshades_promise
    @niteshades_promise 11 днів тому

    i met a guy who was stuck 3 times by lightning. another guy denied he was hit, just his truck. it fried his phone and turned his black hair on his temples white. 🍻

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls Місяць тому +6

    Most kangaroos 🦘 are chill, but those are SuRoo Bloods

    • @csauce22
      @csauce22 Місяць тому +1

      Underrated 🔥

    • @notoriousPcp
      @notoriousPcp 20 днів тому

      Especially when the Rolling 40s piRoo crips are around.

  • @digitalgaming1416
    @digitalgaming1416 8 днів тому

    Whiskey go go for sure

  • @traceyroyer993
    @traceyroyer993 18 днів тому

    Shane's Trump is E P I C 😂

  • @briansboucher
    @briansboucher Місяць тому

    shane gillis is wild. his trump impersonation is great

  • @JaMeYc420
    @JaMeYc420 Місяць тому +3

    The only joke here is speculating on Drake liking a 30 y/o woman. I'm pretty sure that has never and will never happen... lmao

  • @JamesMaddux-w1c
    @JamesMaddux-w1c 15 днів тому

    There is a lot more to fighting a battle then being able to use a sword.

  • @nicholasemmons1755
    @nicholasemmons1755 22 дні тому

    15:00 lol and Bobby Lee is their friend.

  • @XOXO-xp2fg
    @XOXO-xp2fg 10 днів тому

    1:40 ...LOL! Cant "discover" a place that already has "natives"

  • @terryhayes6294
    @terryhayes6294 7 днів тому

    Im waiting for raknork

  • @steadychill5775
    @steadychill5775 26 днів тому +2

    I'm canadian that stripper story is true. 4:12

  • @gcp21
    @gcp21 День тому

    average size of the Nordic men was around 5’7”. a few outliers have been found up to 6’3”, but basically no one was insanely large back in that day. bit of a myth

  • @swaslaukinonome
    @swaslaukinonome 10 днів тому

    You can tell Gillis is a good friend because he basically just gave an instant pass on Rogan talking about shooting a man with his bow. This might be one of the all time worst friendships. Maybe not. We'll see at some point.

  • @andrewcummings261
    @andrewcummings261 Місяць тому

    Where my Bible nerds at with the verse about spilling the seed?

  • @nathankenyonpattillo7548
    @nathankenyonpattillo7548 Місяць тому

    0:13 vitamins dez nutz

  • @TDXPFP
    @TDXPFP 29 днів тому +3

    10:35 im suprised that joe and him doesnt know where rain comes from? thats fkd up💀

  • @yockinnottou
    @yockinnottou Місяць тому +5

    I’m a fan of Rogans political views (so good) but his comedy is where I draw a line

  • @randy_n
    @randy_n 5 днів тому

    4:00 Shane went to Beef.

  • @ciarandoherty8549
    @ciarandoherty8549 Місяць тому

    St.Brendan was in America before that columbas douch 😂

  • @Mockingbirddontsing1
    @Mockingbirddontsing1 27 днів тому

    These guys are on shrooms right?? They have to be😂😂😂😂

  • @dinanopayne5027
    @dinanopayne5027 29 днів тому

    how did Joe change 3 shirts in one podcast, wtf dd

  • @PaddyBoyDane
    @PaddyBoyDane 28 днів тому

    I ain’t ever gonna stop…. Wait… what?

  • @gramcrackers4165
    @gramcrackers4165 Місяць тому

    Shane, not Vitamin E? lol ❤❤

  • @TheJoeml85
    @TheJoeml85 25 днів тому

    That’s a rumor that Vikings were that big

  • @DaNxYsmells007
    @DaNxYsmells007 Місяць тому +1

    6:30 💀

  • @Barbarawoodcock1
    @Barbarawoodcock1 22 дні тому

    I love how Shane is trying not to be deep like the elders like Joe Rogan and Dave Chapelle…stay young.

  • @karintankstelle8328
    @karintankstelle8328 Місяць тому

    Geez thats funny

  • @George-je5ez
    @George-je5ez Місяць тому +3

    Nice

  • @uprebel5150
    @uprebel5150 19 днів тому

    I have a cold plunge because I live in Michigan.

  • @sz1792
    @sz1792 Місяць тому +265

    Rogan has no idea what a joke is.

    • @colt4505
      @colt4505 Місяць тому +80

      Go easy on him. He's given us a lot of great content by platforming great people.

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +35

      Idk I think that “magic” bit about the lightning was pretty funny lol

    • @nathans1068
      @nathans1068 Місяць тому +40

      Doesn’t mean much coming from you 😂

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Місяць тому +35

      Guy's been doing standup or hanging with other stand ups for 30 years straight... It's going to take someone that's done that a lot more to laugh than your average unfunny person such as yourself I'm sure

    • @downeybill
      @downeybill Місяць тому +3

      To be fair, if he doesn’t spend much time listening to Gillis he may not have learned that a joke is always brewing. I’m adapted to his cadence and rhythm.

  • @SpiralOut789
    @SpiralOut789 27 днів тому

    Shane is a real one. Joe’s full brain rot is getting close

  • @nunyabeeswax8485
    @nunyabeeswax8485 21 день тому

    Fishermen from Portugal and Brittany regularly fished the Grand Banks and knew the coast of New England in yhe early middle-ages.

  • @zachjimenez
    @zachjimenez Місяць тому

    Bikeyy 😂

  • @anthonywells8955
    @anthonywells8955 25 днів тому

    Templari were in the Americas long before Columbus

  • @whatjusthappend90
    @whatjusthappend90 5 днів тому

    YO I KNOW I'M HIGH WHEN I'M WATCHING THIS BUT HE JUST HAD AN EAGLES POLO ON NOW HE HAS A NOTRE DAME PULL ON TELL ME I'M NOT TRIPPING

  • @harrisonbuck2749
    @harrisonbuck2749 15 днів тому

    Rogans not a viking. Hes got the roman gladiator, roman soldier genes.

  • @scottyblades666
    @scottyblades666 Місяць тому +1

    Strip club in London, Ontario? Must've been Solid Gold...Ummm, I mean... I don't know...

  • @kylermurray3543
    @kylermurray3543 23 дні тому

    Shane has tummy hands everyshow

  • @johnnyraylopez9182
    @johnnyraylopez9182 29 днів тому

    Love Shane with saint rogies cause rogies is just fully formed Matt. But Shane can’t say rogies shaman stuff is bullshit so he’s just like yeh okay Joe

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo Місяць тому +3

    When Shane says Black People and then laughs as Joe changes topic

  • @Mockingbirddontsing1
    @Mockingbirddontsing1 27 днів тому

    The Catholic stereotypes are crazy by these 2 it’s crazy

  • @bencastillo415
    @bencastillo415 4 дні тому

    Anyone thought about …Bobby Lee … nvm

  • @kingkangas7560
    @kingkangas7560 Місяць тому

    Maybe i spaced out but when did they talk about Napoleon

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Місяць тому +3

    Joe's stand up is hilarious shut up

    • @Romez27
      @Romez27 Місяць тому +7

      This you Joe? 😂

    • @brickpowell2771
      @brickpowell2771 Місяць тому +1

      @@Romez27😂😂

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +3

      Who are you saying that too lol

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 Місяць тому +1

      Plz excuse my grandfather. He just discovered the comment function.

  • @mrm3678
    @mrm3678 Місяць тому

    He said "pause" 🤨

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому

      @@mrm3678 I’m guessing he said it allow laughter after he said the “D”

  • @thodstagshorn1198
    @thodstagshorn1198 Місяць тому

    Ì apologize, didn't mean to frighten Joe when he was fishing. Love and miss you, Joseph.

  • @Shukashuka89
    @Shukashuka89 5 днів тому

    11:40 i was struck by lightning. On video. Perfectly fine after luckily.

  • @lordfogg9728
    @lordfogg9728 26 днів тому

    If you think nudie bars in Ontario are good, try Quebec

  • @gayrambo4529
    @gayrambo4529 Місяць тому

    London ONT. Home of Drew Doughty!

  • @walkawayfool
    @walkawayfool 29 днів тому

    Such a change nowadays how talking about how fkd up u got by taking dif types of shit has become the norm crazy

  • @Mike_Oxlong35
    @Mike_Oxlong35 Місяць тому

    Lotta white dudes for kamela in these comments 😂😂😂

  • @papapeaceful8713
    @papapeaceful8713 2 дні тому

    1:00

  • @Stoned_squid
    @Stoned_squid 18 днів тому

    I thought that happened at all strip clubs?

  • @Dman-wp7ri
    @Dman-wp7ri 22 дні тому

    We do all see the pride parades!!!🫣

  • @Mr.little.man217
    @Mr.little.man217 Місяць тому

    4:42 Jaime

  • @user-nq7iu8ds1o
    @user-nq7iu8ds1o Місяць тому +2

    Shane didn't make a joke about protein waffles?

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +2

      No, but the Viking* waffles is what started the Viking discussion and the Christopher Columbus bit

    • @TheJokeHive
      @TheJokeHive  Місяць тому +2

      Gotta give him his due lol