Theo Von Funniest Moments

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 9 місяців тому +249

    That golf news report bit is one of the funniest Theo Von clips I’ve ever seen

    • @alexfraley
      @alexfraley 3 місяці тому +14

      The crabs cancer connection is insane

    • @MrEminem
      @MrEminem 15 днів тому

      @@alexfraley "... much more serious disease" "nice"

  • @therealmegabros
    @therealmegabros 9 місяців тому +402

    This is like listening to a GTA radio station 😂😂😂

    • @torfaro9075
      @torfaro9075 7 місяців тому +10

      now that you said that I can't stop thinking that I'm listening to a GTA radio station 😭😭

    • @dreadnarco9546
      @dreadnarco9546 7 місяців тому +10

      That’s such a good idea for gta6 you should send them that 😭 cause you’re exactly right sounds just like gta

    • @Ambipath
      @Ambipath 4 місяці тому +5

      Put it into the game, it's gona be so good!

    • @Moist_c0deRed
      @Moist_c0deRed 2 місяці тому

      Now that you realize this everything he says is like GTA lmao I'm going to be livid if they don't add him to GTA 6

    • @elyslt
      @elyslt 2 місяці тому

      @@dreadnarco9546theres a petition for theo to be on gta 6 radio !

  • @jackgriffin0
    @jackgriffin0 3 місяці тому +46

    " At one point I was sipping the magazine and touching the bottle"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Severe_Boops
    @Severe_Boops 9 місяців тому +107

    "Catching that hit off his temperature ya know." 😫😆

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 7 місяців тому +5

      It'll make a man out ya real quick. Or it won't.

  • @ouroborus5484
    @ouroborus5484 9 місяців тому +110

    My guy is out here making all these risky comedians get a nervous breakdown on their own podcast. You never know what's gonna come out of his mouth 😂

    • @timmymommy221
      @timmymommy221 2 місяці тому +1

      Right! The way his mind works is fascinating!

  • @ZeroHero-33
    @ZeroHero-33 3 місяці тому +25

    I lost it at "the square root of them lung nuggets" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @drakewhisenant4831
    @drakewhisenant4831 9 місяців тому +129

    I went to a poison ivy League school, was itching to get out of there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andysanchez6718
    @andysanchez6718 7 місяців тому +71

    He referred to boobs as lung nuggets wtfffff 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @partypenguin4328
    @partypenguin4328 3 місяці тому +20

    THE POISON IVY JOKE WAS GREAT 😭😭

  • @Certifiedsadboi
    @Certifiedsadboi 9 місяців тому +25

    “There’s a lot a cars here driving back on the course too, which is really dangerous at this hour” 😂

  • @intelligence6900
    @intelligence6900 8 місяців тому +32

    Shane and Theo are my favorite comics atm

    • @SuperSteriotype
      @SuperSteriotype 3 місяці тому

      They are honestly the top dogs right now in the comedy scenes golden age.

    • @DVP89
      @DVP89 Місяць тому

      I agree, along with Matt Rife and Jim Breuer.

  • @dunit911
    @dunit911 9 місяців тому +43

    the asian people only water bit is hilarious

  • @lym_e
    @lym_e Місяць тому +13

    i love how you have to pay attention to his comedy or else you’ll actually get lost

  • @lexierietze8213
    @lexierietze8213 8 місяців тому +13

    “8 months without seeing my legs.. “
    Hahaha

  • @diegoalvarado4365
    @diegoalvarado4365 3 місяці тому +8

    This man is funny af and it seems so effortless

    • @valleygirltotallyforsure
      @valleygirltotallyforsure 25 днів тому

      It is, he's like this all the time. He dated an acquaintance of mine years ago and this is him. I also think most of his stories are at least 80% true too

  • @bamamama-ws7kp
    @bamamama-ws7kp 8 місяців тому +38

    12:00 he is definitely coked out 👅😛😛😛

  • @Hartleymolly
    @Hartleymolly 9 місяців тому +23

    Gawd, he is absolutely hilarious and random 😂

  • @jessecampbellmagic
    @jessecampbellmagic 9 місяців тому +46

    Imagine living under someone's bed for 150$ a month 😂

  • @pelicanntuli1662
    @pelicanntuli1662 9 місяців тому +24

    We call it autism 😅😅😅😅

  • @IssTrip
    @IssTrip 8 місяців тому +22

    There are some Black people out there that think we should all be offended and not laugh at Theo Von’s race jokes.. I’m just here to say, fuck that. This is top 5 funniest people on Earth 😂😂😂

  • @jasonrandle1645
    @jasonrandle1645 2 місяці тому +6

    BRO THIS GOTTA BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT ON UA-cam.. hee says my daily thoughts out loud

  • @ngare.k
    @ngare.k 8 місяців тому +5

    I understand Dana. 🤣🤣🤣
    I’d lose my mind if he said that after the tense conversation.

  • @thizzfacecapone
    @thizzfacecapone 2 місяці тому +1

    “Ya promise” will always be a hilarious take

  • @jackson6421
    @jackson6421 7 місяців тому +5

    “creating ambiance” lmaooo

  • @loudonmccrann
    @loudonmccrann 5 місяців тому +6

    myself laughing the entire time

  • @lexierietze8213
    @lexierietze8213 8 місяців тому +3

    They fish food.. not doing well 😂😂😂

  • @Aww_bruh_lol
    @Aww_bruh_lol 8 місяців тому +4

    “Poison- IV” school 😂

  • @echolot
    @echolot Місяць тому +3

    Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III
    You can't make that s*** up.

  • @lynnseycummings3089
    @lynnseycummings3089 9 днів тому

    He is funny af on the spot. I love it!!

  • @chrisgizas6795
    @chrisgizas6795 Місяць тому +1

    GTA 6 needs to put Theo on one of their In Game tv shows.. when the character sits down, lights a cigar and pours a Brandy.

  • @Barushia
    @Barushia 9 місяців тому +22

    Where my nicars at??

    • @heterosapien3609
      @heterosapien3609 8 місяців тому +2

      🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @txboy8306
    @txboy8306 2 місяці тому +2

    That peach liquor nuddy mag story moment looks like he's on something ❄️

  • @user-ps6un5jk4x
    @user-ps6un5jk4x Місяць тому

    Licking his lips at 12:00 was something else 😂

  • @patrick5034
    @patrick5034 2 місяці тому +3

    What’s the square root of those lung nuggets 😂😂😂 FFS

  • @bbbanks6912
    @bbbanks6912 18 днів тому +1

    Create an ambiance! I'm howling!

  • @21RIP
    @21RIP 3 місяці тому +1

    9:38
    This is gold!

  • @Warrenwalker30
    @Warrenwalker30 8 місяців тому +2

    Sipping on sum magazine and touching on the bottle

  • @999903404
    @999903404 8 місяців тому +5

    Lung nuggets 😂

  • @sarahj2073
    @sarahj2073 9 місяців тому +2

    Good job on this video!

  • @lichley26
    @lichley26 7 місяців тому +2

    Great character

  • @redryder3713
    @redryder3713 9 місяців тому +2

    Oh my god I need to meet Theo !,

  • @tremaynerobinson4951
    @tremaynerobinson4951 7 місяців тому +1

    13:41 i can’t believe he said that 😂😂.I looked over my shoulder b4 u
    I laughed)✅✅

  • @sydnicurtis5072
    @sydnicurtis5072 21 день тому

    Very scene his nose running❄️❄️❄️

  • @arnabchatterjee9334
    @arnabchatterjee9334 2 місяці тому

    I fell off a child and landed a man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oshen14
    @oshen14 4 місяці тому +1

    Creating Ambience 😅😅😅😅

  • @blatendcrude7570
    @blatendcrude7570 4 місяці тому +4

    Sunglasses = High as fukk

  • @bobbyc3969
    @bobbyc3969 9 місяців тому +6

    Give me the rubiks cube ill be out in about 1 and a half minutes

  • @Air-ts7cu
    @Air-ts7cu 3 місяці тому +1

    3:41 Easy there, hoss.

  • @halo2bullseye922
    @halo2bullseye922 4 місяці тому

    Theo man 😂

  • @Textrisplays
    @Textrisplays 8 місяців тому +1

    Wild

  • @magoodada
    @magoodada 2 місяці тому

    He seems like he could get really mad out of nowhere

  • @bamamama-ws7kp
    @bamamama-ws7kp 8 місяців тому +1

    He's so cute

  • @gabos7892
    @gabos7892 7 днів тому +1

    *You check any Native Americans car you'll find gin and femurs* 🤣

  • @seedless-bud
    @seedless-bud 7 місяців тому

    "you promise"

  • @mindofmisery3296
    @mindofmisery3296 4 місяці тому +3

    At 2.00 did anybody else think the Asian dude that is interviewing Theo like did a bunch of blow or some shit or he's like creaming his pants because he's making a lot of weird ass noises the entire time like he's got a giant rock stuck in his nose he's trying to get out 😂😂😂

    • @nesk2011
      @nesk2011 3 місяці тому

      Thats Steebee, Bobby Lee's brother. He always acts a little strange.

  • @jimkreider9997
    @jimkreider9997 5 місяців тому

    Wouldn't it be great to be one of his best friends.

  • @ardentares1167
    @ardentares1167 Місяць тому +1

    He looks a bit like Tom brady

  • @Element-tu8jw
    @Element-tu8jw 11 днів тому

    One of the worst thing ive ever done is eat shrooms right before i went an 8hr deep sea fishing trip in the Gulf. I literally thought we were hunting sea monsters on the edge of oblivion. If youve done shrooms then you know

  • @hughjanus6975
    @hughjanus6975 2 місяці тому

    That photo of Theo on the left of the thumbnail isn't even in the video!

  • @louie8141
    @louie8141 2 місяці тому +1

    Praise GOD, shout out to everybody that's gay, everything gay.

  • @hopemccubbin8661
    @hopemccubbin8661 4 місяці тому

    Theo you should've had the baby. You'd be an awesome dad.

  • @MrThedoors28
    @MrThedoors28 6 місяців тому

    1:24
    Was this before or after Snapchat

  • @dougcarlson1369
    @dougcarlson1369 3 місяці тому

    You had the wrong Bobby Lee clip in this compilation...

  • @its.8121
    @its.8121 2 місяці тому

    Where’s my nicars at?

  • @will1631
    @will1631 8 місяців тому +2

    Anyone that doesn't know thoe might think he assumes anyone Chinese is gay or lesbian!

  • @Darckloudfollows
    @Darckloudfollows 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂

  • @rawkrXbabee
    @rawkrXbabee 8 місяців тому +3

    shoutout to everyone thats gay

  • @M4roonSheep
    @M4roonSheep 4 місяці тому

    💀💀💀

  • @MrBigBarrick
    @MrBigBarrick 8 днів тому

    Damn how old are you 37 lol

  • @jazzlehazzle
    @jazzlehazzle 18 днів тому

    Why is it funny some white/mixed dude just talkin about ppl using the N word. Pfft. Doesn't even seem like a joke. Lame that's even a topic.

    • @kye4216
      @kye4216 18 днів тому +1

      Who cares bro.

  • @crusaderguy08
    @crusaderguy08 2 місяці тому

    Who finds this guy funny? I just watched this whole video and didn't even crack a smile.

  • @OhGalle
    @OhGalle 9 місяців тому +1