*Herobrine throws a splash potion of decay* “It’s time for a new dawn, the end of Bryan and the beginning of Herobrine.” *Herobrine quickly builds a huge nether portal* “The piglins speak of a realm, I’ll be going there! Don’t follow me!” *Herobrine is about to enter the portal but not before Steve rises up, drinking a bucket of milk* “Bryan! Pick on someone your own size!” *Steve equips his diamond sword as he equips his armor* *Herobrine simply equips his netherite sword with smite 5 enchant and stabs steve, as he throws him into the lava* *Sad music plays as Herobrine and his Piglin army march away, ready to find the Stronghold*
@@startkidstv7073 well, in my defense, I don't remember copying this comment. It's very likely that it's so generic that multiple people thought about it.
@@sharif47 "generic" buddy only one comment, THE ONE TOP COMMENT had the same words word for word, and your comment is just one day apart from it, not only that when u scroll, nobody said that but him after scrolling top comments, and not "remembering" isn't an excuse bud, you don't need the hide the fact your copying, idc if you did, just clarify and shut up and all goes out good.
"And who do you think YOU are" "My identity is irrelevant, my mission is to kill you, Herobrine" "You are weak against me" "Hm, well then, lets kick it up a *_Notch"_*
“I’ll watch this whole world wither away, until the end…” “But what are you gonna do if everything is gone!” “Then… I will craft a new world, block by block, and it will all be mine!”
"You burned my house to the ground?! My family's dead, what do I do?!?" [dramatic music cuts as sheep bleats loudly] "Ummm, awkwarrrrrrrrrd." [tugs at collar]
At this point I think you can convince Jack Black to make any movie by telling him it was based on a videogame. He'd do a movie based on Ninjabread Man if he could.
@@Koolstuffdude. Oh yeah no don't get me wrong it's gonna be bad, but if it does something like this where it doesn't take itself too seriously, it can at least be the enjoyable kind of bad.
I love how the video was actually unironically fantastic and the at 1:18 some disembodied voice just goes "Oh BOY we're really in story mode NOW-" absolute peak comedy
"Our battle shall go down in Legends! I will conquer every corner of this Earth and erect Dungeons so only my Story will be heard!" "I shall always be aLive, no matter what you Vote!" "...Urp- uhh... I will make my wildest DreamSMP come true-" *GET OUT!*
Imagine how peak how the film would’ve been if this actually happened. I mean I know Jason’s character is gonna have a different name and motive but just imagine on what really could’ve been.
@@Granados07 got it from the description of the official teaser and I just recheked it and I was wrong he does have a name The Garbage Man is a nickname
“You used to rule the world, Steve. Chunks would load when you gave the word. But not anymore. Now, you rule over a Fallen Kingdom. And you’re just Finding the Pieces.” ✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Time to end this dragon!" "Is this... The End?" "When that esqueleton hit yous, you will wither away, slowly." "If we want to survive this adventure... We need to get creative."
"This place is even more nether than I thought" "I'm putting an end to this dragon" "This pig looks lean" "The mansion is in the land of wood" "We need some dust made of a red stone"
“They escaped but it doesn’t matter, Im gonna take back the night and my fallen kingdom and then…*dramatic music starts playing* I’m gonna take my revenge on that creeper. *black screen and credits*”
"Don't you see? This new world... Infinite possibilities. Infinite power." "This isn't right, Brian. You know that!" "It feels good. Therefore... It is right. I wish you would see through my eyes. I wish you could see the light, like I have." "We were supposed to be heros to those villagers! YOU! YOU WERE COULD'VE BEEN A HERO! A HERO, BRIAN!" "Hero... Brian... It's got a nice ring to it."
Towards the end of the movie after the main boy defeats Herobrine Steve is gonna pat his back and say something like "You're a greater hero than I could ever hope to be. I am proud to call you my friend, Kevin."
- Can we at least have Herobrine in the movie? - Sure, here you go - ... - What's wrong now? - It's just a Jack Black in a blue t-shirt and white eyes.
“You….you really summoned it herobrine…..do you realized what you’ve done…it can’t be stopped!” Herobrine: “hahaha…I know….soon everything thing you know and love will be gone…without a trace…and you lot will be helpless to stop it as you watch everything…WITHER AWAY”
Alright gang, in order to defeat heroin, we need a game plane 😈. Steve;you go to the right. Alex; you go to the left. And Notch… you know what to do… Together we are Minecraft! I hope this isn’t “the end”
*If this doesn't happen in the film, we riot.* /j UPDATE: Even if his official name is Garett, I still can't help but see him as Hero Bryan. *THE MEME WAS TOO POWERFUL.*
"Time to take things up a Notch!"
i get the reference
YEAH I'M SMOKING POT!
U really need how to mine ur business when in this community and ur real crafty with ur puns
"To defeat him, we may need to do a Jeb or two."
@@lifeform83 "I can't wait for dinner, I'm so hungry my body is slowly turning into bone."
"This world is mine to craft"
THAT LINE IS FIRE If it isn't in the movie i am not watching it in a few billion years
I REALLY want that to be in the movie
Peak
@@CMI-EAOE this line unironically goes so hard that even if you put this in another movie not associated with Minecraft it will still sound cool
PEAK
"What a throwaway joke..."
-Herobrine after dodging a trident
_blocks arrow with shield_
"Not today, thank you"
"Cover me in diamonds!"
- protagonists gearing up to fight Herobrine
*poorly green screened protagonists tip-toeing through the deep dark*
"Sneak 100"
_someone kills a zombie near a weird looking block deep in a cave_
"Guys.. It.. It spreads.."
Wow! What a deal!
- protagonists trading with a villager
"This isn't any ordinary storm... It's a wither storm."
🎵 That is approaching, PROVOKING black clouds in isolation 🎵
the storm would be peak
@@darthmaul7434hey! Another Lego pfp!
@@Seasy_ lego pfps are a timeless classic
@@darthmaul7434I am recaimer of my NAAAAME!
"ITS THE END, HOW WILL WE STOP HIM NOW?"
"Well theres only one option, follow my _commands_ , its time to get _creative_ "
Lmaooo
I'm actually pretty sure this is gonna be in the movie
NAHHH
Now let's all agree....
that was a good one lmao
"You've gone too far, Herobrine.. You've grown a rotten, hard, core"
*Herobrine throws a splash potion of decay*
“It’s time for a new dawn, the end of Bryan and the beginning of Herobrine.”
*Herobrine quickly builds a huge nether portal*
“The piglins speak of a realm, I’ll be going there! Don’t follow me!”
*Herobrine is about to enter the portal but not before Steve rises up, drinking a bucket of milk*
“Bryan! Pick on someone your own size!”
*Steve equips his diamond sword as he equips his armor*
*Herobrine simply equips his netherite sword with smite 5 enchant and stabs steve, as he throws him into the lava*
*Sad music plays as Herobrine and his Piglin army march away, ready to find the Stronghold*
@@The_Funniest_Cutholy peak
@@The_Funniest_CutThis made me ripped my shirt off from how peak it was
@@jackdan1811 what
@@The_Funniest_Cut The peakest of peakness
"This world is mine to craft."
- Bryan, the Hero
Stolen comment.
@@Cypheq not an exceptionally unique comment to begin with
@@sharif47its like saying "can i copy your homework but ill make it a bit different" type of crap😂
@@startkidstv7073 well, in my defense, I don't remember copying this comment. It's very likely that it's so generic that multiple people thought about it.
@@sharif47 "generic" buddy only one comment, THE ONE TOP COMMENT had the same words word for word, and your comment is just one day apart from it, not only that when u scroll, nobody said that but him after scrolling top comments, and not "remembering" isn't an excuse bud, you don't need the hide the fact your copying, idc if you did, just clarify and shut up and all goes out good.
if this were real it could save the movie
Honestly if it were made canon, hell yeah.
I swear why did not go the “lego movie” route, and instead make it realistic, i dont understand whats the kink
It would Not
No😂😂😂it wouldnt
honestly the movie looks good people are just pissy fucks about "WAAA IT TOO WEAWISTIC WAAAAAAAAA"
"And who do you think YOU are"
"My identity is irrelevant, my mission is to kill you, Herobrine"
"You are weak against me"
"Hm, well then, lets kick it up a *_Notch"_*
✍️🔥
"HOLD UP, HIS WRITING IS FIRE???" 🔥🔥🔥🖋🖋
Kick it up a notch from Phineas and Ferb plays.
Absolute cinema
now imagine they cast markuss for that
absolute fire
“I’ll watch this whole world wither away, until the end…”
“But what are you gonna do if everything is gone!”
“Then… I will craft a new world, block by block, and it will all be mine!”
“It will be mine to craft..”
That's just the plot of Minecraft story mode S2, with the admin attempting to basically make a whole new overworld while covering the old one-
@@headwreak1768 it all just loops to Story Mode over and over again. It was peak
‼CAR SPOTTED‼
Peak Fiction
"That simply the way I craft" ✍🔥🔥🔥🔥
“goodbye, minors!”
"MINE craft"
"You burned my house to the ground?! My family's dead, what do I do?!?"
[dramatic music cuts as sheep bleats loudly]
"Ummm, awkwarrrrrrrrrd." [tugs at collar]
Modern Marvel ahh scene.
Modern Marvel ahh scene.
Modern Marvel ahh scene.
Modern Marvel ahh scene.
Modern marvel ahh scene
“Uhhh guys? You might wanna see this…”
“We’ll have to get creative if we want survival!”
@@XENO3007 "No, i say we have to be..... HARDCORE"
"you guys sure we shouldnt just be spectator?"
"we must prepare ourselves, this is going to be one heck of an adventure!" -GET OUT!!!-
"It's time to write our own end to this story!"
@@Legend-TheLegend “Can’t we just be peaceful?”
Minecraft Movie ıf The Player Character was slightly accurute:
I’ll just say it now, I’m not seeing enough PKing and villager genocide in that trailer.
@@ZackagonXM noone has done that since the villager update, theyre too useful for that now
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413Then just opt from genocide to slavery
Why does your i in if not have a dot
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 cap, most of the players do that
At this point I think you can convince Jack Black to make any movie by telling him it was based on a videogame. He'd do a movie based on Ninjabread Man if he could.
For a man who doesn't play video games he sure does perform in video game movies a lot
Guys! Jack Blacks playing Pepsi Man in The Pepsi Man movie!
JACK BLACK IS JUMBO JOSH
@@Rougelike_enjoyerHe does play videogames tho… That’s why Jablinski Games has the word Games in it
@@EngineArchersbut he’s a guy that doesn’t play videoooo gaaaaaames
This would unironically be peak though
if it wasnt a jumanji ripoff, and if all the characters represent the whole playerbase, just like mc-story mode
@@Koolstuffdude. Oh yeah no don't get me wrong it's gonna be bad, but if it does something like this where it doesn't take itself too seriously, it can at least be the enjoyable kind of bad.
@@Frogman189 its just a jumanji ripoff. trust me bro it will NOT be better than the story mode
@@Koolstuffdude. Yeah, I never thought it would be
PM MENTIONED
“To my people, I am a hero... But to you, I am just Brine...”
HE IS THE DELTARUNE 🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️
no
@@epicsans5553 toby please release a new chapter they're going even more insane
@@MansurBohra 666 cops are following me right now❗️❗️🗣🗣🗣💀🗣✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
Ooh
“Brian! We were supposed to take back the night and save this fallen kingdom together!”
Jack Black: "awww maaan"
you didn’t have to hit me with nostalgia like that
"Once when I find the pieces, I will craft what's mine.
@Likgaty15 "And when all is said and done, I suppose you could say I'm... dragonhearted."
*_"I am the Mine who Crafts."_*
-John Minecraft.
WHO IS JOHN MINECRAFT????
JOHN MINECRAFT@@timealasseigne5321
@@timealasseigne5321Steve’s First and Last name. His middle name is Stephen.
I love how the video was actually unironically fantastic and the at 1:18 some disembodied voice just goes "Oh BOY we're really in story mode NOW-" absolute peak comedy
Say that again?
@@Silver4HireOh BOY we’re really in the story mode NOW-
“It’s over, Herobrine, I brought C4.”
“What..? No. How much?”
“18.”
Just got you to 18 likes.
@ good job :)))))))))))))))))))))
Insanely underrated
@@Glitch-In-The-System009 I try my best
"This... is my Monster School." *Summons a massive horde of monsters*
*Notch shows up* "Not so fast... BROTHER!"
"This is my Monster School...AND CLASS IS IN SESSION!"
@@agthe18themperor FIRE WRITING ✍✍✍🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@agthe18themperor*PARANOIA INTNESFIES*
they are gonna be trapped in bryans minecract dungeons 😔
mine crack dungenons
My crack dungarees
Only minecraft legends can defeat bryan 💪
mining crack in the dungeons
the children yearn for the mines...
Jason mamoa vs jack black will be crazy
Tai lung vs Poh ahh scene
we’re really in story mode now is actual flames
I could literally feel the heat radiating from that line dude, it's peak lmao
Put it out🗣️🔥🔥🔥
When Herobrine said "/gamemode 1" i swear the whole theatre stopped breathing
Dude, the scene where Steve says "Look at that Illager Captain! His armor... Sparkles?" I was sobbing at the beauty of it.
@@TheDoughboy1917 "No Steve... It Protection IV Umbreaking II glimmers
@@viniciusgoulart5077”Yea, yea, yea… whatever, ‘Captain Sparkles’”
@@nickg5341that would be even cooler if right after that they found a creeper and 'captain sparkles' said "Creeper? Aw man!"
@@Elix111 maybe, but if you want to reference the REAL creeper song, they’d go for wrecking mob.
"come on guys!, its time for us to take back the night!!!"
"My name is brine.. but i am no hero.."
During a pillager raid, the mayor of the village will have a line saying “Everyone calm down, let’s not become a mob or something!”
do you comment on every video you see or something
That's actually clever
Unironically, the Minecraft movie having a twist villain would make it, like, 38% more interesting to me.
"Once I have crafted a perfect world, I will start filling it with a bunch of MINERS!!"
average discord mod
what was the caption for your pfp?
@@MrMetal-xe8lg touche
Ofc it's William afton ☠️
Dream
"All you saw was blocks! Just fun and games!
...
But I saw more..."
0:38 "This guy is becoming such a tool bag!"
no joke at 1:01 when the beat dropped i genuinely got the chills
Pigstep hits hard in a dramatic setting when used right
It is from Alan Beckers AvM episode 25 "The ultimate weapon"
Cringe
@@mrkordianpl4898 finally somebody recognized it I thought I was the only one
"Our battle shall go down in Legends! I will conquer every corner of this Earth and erect Dungeons so only my Story will be heard!"
"I shall always be aLive, no matter what you Vote!"
"...Urp- uhh... I will make my wildest DreamSMP come true-"
*GET OUT!*
the best comment so far
a-and Uh, storymode reference cause why not
Fire writing 🔥🔥🔥✍️
“What are these, some sort of Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs?”
“Well, you’re not entirely wrong” **they go up to a really tall mountain covered in spiders**
The laugh and piano music at 0:53 why does this unironcially go so hard? 😭
did you mean 0:53?
How does this have 10 likes
@@rau1488Yeah, probably.
Hi, Alan becker fan here, that was a pigstep remix from Animation vs Minecraft season 3, the remix was Made by Scott buckley
@@rau1488Yes, I did. I will edit my post to include that timestamp
“This world you’ve crafted… will soon be mine!!!”
this is the film industry’s peak
"How are we gonna stop him now!?"
"Well... i'm starting to get creative..."
_/game mode 1_
✍🏻🔥🔥🔥
I SAID, LET. HIM. COOK!
"in this world, it's mine, or be mined"
"mine or be craft"
song is "Pigstep (AvM Remix)" by Scott Buckley for anyone wondering
also very funny video
AvM? Animation vs Minecraft? I have to come back to that series I swear
The song is peak
@@PC36thorn MCSM, Animation Life and AvM imo were my Minecraft movies...
Thank you
"how are we gonna stop him!"
"looks like we need to... hit the target"
Omg stampy ref?
(How.did i remember that though-)
Hit the target being in the movie would make me scream
This is the only way the movie can save itself
“You won’t be able to stop me, it’s the END”
(Huge obsidian pillars burst out of the ground and create the Ender dragon)
"I don't like this place"
"Me nether"
“You shall crumble, like stone!”
Yo a polytopia pfp? Based?
"Say that again...."
"You were supposed to be the hero, Bryan!"
"Or maybe I'm supposed to be the Herobrine"
🔥🔥🔥✍
😂
"HOLD UP!! HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE???"
peak fiction
Absolute Cinema
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
this is mine favorite
no kidding
this is mine craft
Booo/j this joke is awesome sauce!!
Imagine how peak how the film would’ve been if this actually happened. I mean I know Jason’s character is gonna have a different name and motive but just imagine on what really could’ve been.
If I remember correctly, the synopsis didn't give him a name all they called him was the garbage man
@@godzillapark9075 wait really! Where did you get that from?
@@Granados07 got it from the description of the official teaser and I just recheked it and I was wrong he does have a name The Garbage Man is a nickname
@@godzillapark9075 just checked and damn I was really hoping.
@@godzillapark9075 if garbage man ends up becoming herobrine or at least a slightly less villainous version of him i will genuinely cheer
"The plane actually works! Right, brothers?"
"Say that again..."
"Wait whare you doing?!"
Hero, Bryan: I think you should leave before I set gamemode to....survival *pulls out a sword sword a diamond sword sword*
“You used to rule the world, Steve. Chunks would load when you gave the word. But not anymore. Now, you rule over a Fallen Kingdom. And you’re just Finding the Pieces.” ✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥
It starts playing the Tobuscus Song during the final fight
@@The_Funniest_Cut Sword sword a diamond sword sword ahh moment
wait where you doing? where? Who is hero, bryan with a comma. The only person I know is Hero Bryan
@@The_Funniest_Cut They can't do that. The song is a registered copyright, meaning that nobody else can sing the song in exactly that manner.
Can’t wait for them to get to the end portal, and Jack Black looks about at them and says “I guess this is the end”
"Think, Steve, Think what would you have after 5 hundred playthroughs"
"I'll have creative mode, Herobrine "
"Bryan, you're supposed to be a her- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT COMMAND BLOCK??"
*Wither Storm spawning sounds*
"My name is Brine..and I am no hero."
"You know... you're the only Hermit I know that can craft"
@@SqwimpyTF "You're life is mine to steal"
generikb in minecraft movie confirmed???
"This Dream.. SMP of yours y'all got going on is kind of ra-" *_gets shot_*
“Giving up already? you're only on your Third Life”
this would save the movie ngl
"Time to end this dragon!"
"Is this... The End?"
"When that esqueleton hit yous, you will wither away, slowly."
"If we want to survive this adventure... We need to get creative."
-Be careful, That creature is even Creepier!!!
-Creeper? I like that name.
Aww man
sooooo.... PEAK!!!! OUGUHUUHGHGH.,.,... starts spraying my minecrafts all over the floor
Sometimes I wonder what my purpose in life is.
Funniest shit ive read today
do you need a hospital
@@Off-colorsign no i need someone to love and hold me
@@jud-GF okay well I can’t help you there
Achievement Unlocked!
*How did peak get here?*
Make your minecraft movie crafted in such a way that it's legacy goes down for centuries.
This is truly the writing of all time. Definitely one of the movie moments
"Who are you?"
"I... am John Minecraft."
"What is this some kind of A Minecraft Movie?"
I genially want something like this in the movie lmao
BROOO THE ALAN BECKER PIGSTEP REMIX FITS SO WELL
Lol wat😂
@@vladlenvolkov9034The music at the end
@@vladlenvolkov9034 in the low resolution minecraft battle at the end
I really want this as an actual movie. That was friggin engaging as hell.
1:03 alan becker flashbacks
"This place is even more nether than I thought"
"I'm putting an end to this dragon"
"This pig looks lean"
"The mansion is in the land of wood"
"We need some dust made of a red stone"
This is peak fiction
I really hope the movie has all these puns an refernces, that would make it more bearable
"You stick to your craft, and I'll stick to mine!"
“They escaped but it doesn’t matter, Im gonna take back the night and my fallen kingdom and then…*dramatic music starts playing* I’m gonna take my revenge on that creeper. *black screen and credits*”
"Don't you see? This new world... Infinite possibilities. Infinite power."
"This isn't right, Brian. You know that!"
"It feels good. Therefore... It is right. I wish you would see through my eyes. I wish you could see the light, like I have."
"We were supposed to be heros to those villagers! YOU! YOU WERE COULD'VE BEEN A HERO! A HERO, BRIAN!"
"Hero... Brian... It's got a nice ring to it."
squidfont orchestral moment
YOUVE CAUGHT ME
I was going to point it out, but I didn't want to sound weird.
WE LOVE SQUIDFONT ORCHESTRAL!!!
@@TheGrammarNazi123 we do, indeed
Fellow Homestuck spotted
"Let's turn things up a Notch." ahh ult
"Steve is dead, my enemies call me Brian," ahh ult
I don't care about the graphics of the film. I want this thing.
"You were suppose to be the hero, Bryan!"
"I am... the only Hero."
"You have some explanations to do!"
"Gaster "Explains" is my full name"
@@Bossfanboy "It's explainin' time."
"You don't seem to understand.
This MINE isn't yours to CRAFT"
"I shouldnt have trusted you, you are no Legend, you're just a bully, a pillager."
'I found that through the power of mine and craft we can all be friends in this story. Mode.'
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE MCSM IM WATCHING A PLAYTHROUGH OF IT ON MY TV RN AAAAA
I'm thinkin' about... getting an upgrade.
..and then acquiring some hardware.
Wow I cant believe the movie already being leaked smh
The fact this will probably be better than the movie is sad
“What is that ghastly creature”
"It looks like its The End of your story"
your story mode
Towards the end of the movie after the main boy defeats Herobrine Steve is gonna pat his back and say something like "You're a greater hero than I could ever hope to be. I am proud to call you my friend, Kevin."
Getting the reference is perfect
unironically peak
i want the Minecraft movie to be full of jokes like this
Man with a fedora appears through a portal in their most desperate hour and smirks.
"Let's kick things up a Notch!"
- Can we at least have Herobrine in the movie?
- Sure, here you go
- ...
- What's wrong now?
- It's just a Jack Black in a blue t-shirt and white eyes.
This is unironically better than the movie is gonna be
Tbf the bar wasn’t high but this vid is amazing
“This world is getting boring… It’s time to create a new one.”
“That was the point Dan, to do mining!”
“Bryan, you were the “Hero of the Village” and now, now this?”
“Don’t you see, Steve? If everyone has creative mode, noone will”
“This is how I mined my craft”
Better writing than the actual movie
My name is brine. But I am no hero.
This has the vibe of the "You're talking to a villain my dear" scene from Hunt Down the Freeman
herobrine gets shOT AFTERWARDS
“You….you really summoned it herobrine…..do you realized what you’ve done…it can’t be stopped!” Herobrine: “hahaha…I know….soon everything thing you know and love will be gone…without a trace…and you lot will be helpless to stop it as you watch everything…WITHER AWAY”
Alright gang, in order to defeat heroin, we need a game plane 😈. Steve;you go to the right. Alex; you go to the left. And Notch… you know what to do… Together we are Minecraft! I hope this isn’t “the end”
Heroin- omg-
@@-_Nifi_- my dad died of herobrine overdose
*If this doesn't happen in the film, we riot.* /j
UPDATE: Even if his official name is Garett, I still can't help but see him as Hero Bryan. *THE MEME WAS TOO POWERFUL.*
I like how the song in the background is just another rendition of "Im placing blocks and shit cus im in fucking minecraft"
It's called Wet Hands, you uncultured swine