The "Oh no, my knickers" part reminded me of one time when there were some AC guys over. One of them needed to use the bathroom. I told him that was okay, but then I immediately remembered that 3 of my bras were in there drying. I said "Actually wait a second!" and I awkwardly shuffled out with the bras in my arms. So embarrassing
I think for men seeing a woman walk around with bras it is like a more intense version than just bras hanging in a bathroom. Maybe I shouldn't say this
I had a maintenance guy show up today. Normally they give me a call to ask when they could come by so I put in the request and started cleaning my bedroom and bathroom since that’s where they would be. 15 minutes later he just shows up at my door. No call. I only had enough time to start gathering my laundry. I had shopping bags on my bed and a bunch of new clothes I hadn’t gotten the chance to put up yet. I also cut my hair last night so my bathroom looked like I had a mental breakdown bc I had tiny little hair pieces on my counter that didn’t make it into the trash can. He was sitting on my bed to check the outlet and I had to slide a pair of panties over to my laundry basket and hope he didn’t see them.
I LOVE how relatable your skits are for women! In general but specifically for the shit us women go through that we're made to feel embarrassed about that's 100% normal. Discharge has always been an embarrassing thing for me. But you make me feel so much better as the other women in the comments and the best of all the comedic part of it all! Fan for life!
I remember delivering a matress and bed set to a female customer. We were required to remove the old matress as well which was sitting on the floor. When we picked up the old matress from the bed frame there was a large dildo "stuck" to the carpet. It was awkward cause we needed to set up the bed but didn't know how tell the customer.
Oh my gosh yes! Every time we have someone come and work on the house I have to clean before and during their work. 🤣 don’t want them to think I’m lazy!
They are strangers who work for you on a temporary contractual basis. Why are you worried that they're judging you? Their personal approval is irrelevant. It's yours they're supposed to be seeking. And what's actually the worst that happens even if they do think you're lazy? They are probably too focused on themselves to be making frivolous judgemental assessments of you.
OK as a handyman/remodeler this is 100 percent true. I've seen the dirty clothes in the bathroom. I've seen the dirty dishes in the kids rooms. I've seen the medical weed in the parents room.
Of course you saw. You will see when you're in people's homes and you know people are human. But being there to work, you're probably not spending a lot of energy judging them. Why would you?
This is exactly why I refuse to have anyone come into our house to clean anything. I can't stand having someone there for hours while I just float around trying to look productive on my holiday.
@@TheBrandiElizabeth Apparently you have NO IDEA that Comedians have joked about women NOT having Bowel Movements because women are considered sort of Pristine and "Above" that sort of need and activity. Hence the Silly belief women do not Poop. Understand now?? OK.you need NOT reply to this ..any reply will go UNREAD before being DELETED!🙄🙄🙄🙄
I saw a video of a girl who's dad said "clean up your room, the roofers are coming". Thinking, as no doubt we all would, roofers aren't going to be coming in my room, she didn't. Turns out the attic access is in her closet. They had to come in her room, the roofer stepped back and her lacey red thong was stuck on his boot. She said it was literally the most humiliating moment of her life.
😂😂 always get me at the end lol so relatable. I’m always flaying around trying to make sure everything that seems weird or embarrassing is out of site.
Discharge and her smile🤣
🤣
What's a discharge-
@@jean3772 how do I explain?
@@jean3772 oh lord-
@@jean3772 when the vagina is cleaning itself.
I love your content! Finally someone talking about REAL things women deal with on a daily basis.
You get your bathroom fixed daily
They mean how much and what women get judged or worry about being judged for
@@LafayetteForLife1123 I know what they meant
@@lordnnarat Then why even ask
@@LafayetteForLife1123 I think it was sarcasm, although it's hard without hearing someone
The end 🤣
3.4k likes and no replies? Let me fix that
i snorted
@Jora Austin good for you😀👍
Discharge
The fact that EVERY woman can relate to everything she posts lol
Not every woman, most women
you mean hookers
unless they're trans lol
@@duolingosgirlfriend5186 yea . Not all of us can relate 💀
@@samiyahwilliams206 I don’t understand, are you guys talking about trans women?
The "Oh no, my knickers" part reminded me of one time when there were some AC guys over. One of them needed to use the bathroom. I told him that was okay, but then I immediately remembered that 3 of my bras were in there drying. I said "Actually wait a second!" and I awkwardly shuffled out with the bras in my arms. So embarrassing
Why is it embarrassing
@EdSheeransBigToe but it's not like they don't already know you wear bras. It's kinda expected that you have a few on hand
I think for men seeing a woman walk around with bras it is like a more intense version than just bras hanging in a bathroom. Maybe I shouldn't say this
@@impendingblessing2616 i don't really think so
@@babyjeezy645 they don’t know tho lol
Discharge (gloating):
"I guess they'll be seeing me then."
Wicked smile.
I want discharge's quietly chaotic confidence 😂
Brain's criminal mischievousness...
This channel is like the female friend group girls who are alone need.
"I guess they'll be seeing me then!!" 🤣
The brain dropping the pretenses and just going straight villain with “that’s the least of ur worries” is just such a vibe
the accuracy is scary 😂😂
I had a builder in my bathroom, I pretended to work on my laptop in the living room and immediately had to pee 😂😂 I had to wait for one hour 😂😂😂
Keep a bucket in your laundry!!
This woman is brilliant.
What in the F-ing accuracy is this.. Girl you make my day😂
OMG! Girl!! So relatable! I legit can't get enough of her!
Her face is so, so expressive! It's crazy!
I wish I could type out my audible laughter/shrill/inwardly shrinking. You are my hero!!!
The way you put our thoughts into personality is just crazy on point
I love watching these while I’m baked 😅😅
@Heart-hacker.92 I agree 🤣🤣 awesome and entertaining 🤪🤪
Baked?
Baked??
As in high as a kite
@@arinawho7311 yes ahaha 🤣
I had a maintenance guy show up today. Normally they give me a call to ask when they could come by so I put in the request and started cleaning my bedroom and bathroom since that’s where they would be. 15 minutes later he just shows up at my door. No call. I only had enough time to start gathering my laundry. I had shopping bags on my bed and a bunch of new clothes I hadn’t gotten the chance to put up yet. I also cut my hair last night so my bathroom looked like I had a mental breakdown bc I had tiny little hair pieces on my counter that didn’t make it into the trash can. He was sitting on my bed to check the outlet and I had to slide a pair of panties over to my laundry basket and hope he didn’t see them.
Haha. I wonder what these people think of humanity. Theh must see a lot of situations
Discharge is such a secret villain 😂
Through your shorts I've come to realise how little i knew about women
Oh the way that women traumatize and judge ourselves!
Yeah I just found you for the first time yesterday and I absolutely had to binge all your content!! Freaking hilarious!!
Same
Samee
Sameee
Brilliant and totally agree re not liking builders in the house!
Literally any people haha
The end is too real 🤣 That hits close to home.
Discharge is just A QUEEN 😭✋
I LOVE how relatable your skits are for women! In general but specifically for the shit us women go through that we're made to feel embarrassed about that's 100% normal. Discharge has always been an embarrassing thing for me. But you make me feel so much better as the other women in the comments and the best of all the comedic part of it all! Fan for life!
Yeah if you leave your dirty underwear on display, of course you'd get judged. I am a woman and I'd judge too lol
I remember delivering a matress and bed set to a female customer. We were required to remove the old matress as well which was sitting on the floor. When we picked up the old matress from the bed frame there was a large dildo "stuck" to the carpet. It was awkward cause we needed to set up the bed but didn't know how tell the customer.
Did you end up moving it under the bed?
I cannot believe how real this was!! I have literally had this exact same painful conversation in my head! Subbed for life!
Painful? You're pained by an irrational fear that contractors who are busy are judging you?
When the brain whispers "bathroom" 💀
The👏last👏part...💀
I so love you. The laughter and joy you've put out into the world. chef's kiss
You are a genius! We all needed that. Thank you so much.
Oh SHIT discharge entered the chat again xD It is hilarious how we spend half our lives running from something so natural. This why we love you.
Hahhhaaa.... discharge and the sneaky smile!!!
Oh my gosh yes! Every time we have someone come and work on the house I have to clean before and during their work. 🤣 don’t want them to think I’m lazy!
They are strangers who work for you on a temporary contractual basis. Why are you worried that they're judging you? Their personal approval is irrelevant. It's yours they're supposed to be seeking. And what's actually the worst that happens even if they do think you're lazy? They are probably too focused on themselves to be making frivolous judgemental assessments of you.
Meanwhile workers: Why is that woman talking to the air? 😂😂😂
OK as a handyman/remodeler this is 100 percent true. I've seen the dirty clothes in the bathroom. I've seen the dirty dishes in the kids rooms. I've seen the medical weed in the parents room.
Of course you saw. You will see when you're in people's homes and you know people are human. But being there to work, you're probably not spending a lot of energy judging them. Why would you?
Girl you've become my fav comedian 🤣
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! She's freaking AWESOME!!!🤣
You’re outrageous Hayley. So funny. 😜
My body is literally my best friend and these videos are so relatable
Noooo way😂😭😂 She's getting better every video lmao
Why is this so specific and why can i relate??? 😭😭😭
This is exactly why I refuse to have anyone come into our house to clean anything. I can't stand having someone there for hours while I just float around trying to look productive on my holiday.
My goodness you are so funny and talented.🤣💕💕💯✌️
This channel is so accurately hilarious lmao
Here watching as I wait for the plumber 😂😂😂 definitely no knickers up in there
Hayley Morris , you are brilliant.
Discharge needs to stop her mischievous ways
She’s freaking hilarious!
Judging by the colour of "Poop", Hayley is taking her iron tablets.
Love your videos. Makes me smile, laugh and glad my body parts can't talk.
It's nice to see Hayley admitting for all women ......that Women Poop too!
Was this even a question??
@@TheBrandiElizabeth No...did someone ask you that question?
@@balancedactguy If it needed to be admitted for some reason, it would imply there was doubt or denial
@@TheBrandiElizabeth Apparently you have NO IDEA that Comedians have joked about women NOT having Bowel Movements because women are considered sort of Pristine and "Above" that sort of need and activity. Hence the Silly belief women do not Poop. Understand now?? OK.you need NOT reply to this ..any reply will go UNREAD before being DELETED!🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@balancedactguy actually no I didn't have any idea but wow you got really bossy and hostile really quickly
the brain is such a bully 🤣
"Discharge" smdh😂😂😂
✨️Hayley for President ✨️
The urge to want to seem productive somehow even in our own house omg I love so much that so many of us can relate 😂😂
Sounds like the arguments I have with my brain sometimes
That end twist was as good as "I see dead people."
My stress levels rocketed just watching this, it's been months since the electrician came round and I'm still traumatised 😂
I have to say you one of the very few women comedians that I actually enjoy most of them can't actually make anything that humorous but you do succeed
The end is too accurate 😭
XD aaahhhh I screamed at the discharge because OH, THE ACCURACY OF THIS SITUATION!! 😂😂 Please never stop making these videos!
Knickers and discharge, I literally died!
Worst fear ever!
Omg I love you!!! You're so funny!! So on point!! Lol.
Discharge really gets around.
Stop making me relive my dysfunctional relationship with myself
I work going to a lot of homes to install systems and yes we do judge your music taste but we forget the moment we get out of your home tbh 🤣
I saw a video of a girl who's dad said "clean up your room, the roofers are coming". Thinking, as no doubt we all would, roofers aren't going to be coming in my room, she didn't. Turns out the attic access is in her closet. They had to come in her room, the roofer stepped back and her lacey red thong was stuck on his boot. She said it was literally the most humiliating moment of her life.
Brain is the most devious and paranoid of all of them
OMG brain and that naughty smile when she reminds her that her dirty laundry is in the bathroom, haha
I love these so much they're so real
She's so Relatable!! And that Discharge shit!! Is so fuckin relatable..
Everything you make is so honest and spot on...your content is incredible ❤️
Well done as usual on this sketch. You're good at these things
Discharge talking as if they are sexiest thing to see😂😂😂
I cannot tell a lie, I am seriously crushing on you love, keep up the fantastic work
"I guess they gonna see us" 🤣🤣🤣
😂 The hoodie pulled is golden. 🎉
These skits are everything
I like how Discharge is so sophisticated 💀
Oh my god! The Discharge...I didn't saw that coming! 😂😂😆
This woman is a comical genius 😂
knowing someone is going into one of my rooms, I make sure it's spotless lol
Discharge. Omg ha ha.
This is so true , what is best if people are in your place working ???!!
Wow.
You REALLY do get it, don't you?!?
Wow. Girl, I appreciate you.
So much.
Seen several of her videos. Omg is she hilarious.
How do you manage to catch me off guard every time?; 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bahahaha discharge's smile completes everything
Halfway in and this is my brain to a T!!
.... definitely not the ending though!!
I have roofers coming over tomorrow and they’ll be here before 7 AM and I won’t be able to sleep 😩
The builders: SHE'S FERTILE
😂😂 always get me at the end lol so relatable. I’m always flaying around trying to make sure everything that seems weird or embarrassing is out of site.
As an electrician, I can confirm, we are judging you
When I was younger, I used to care about this stuff. Now that I am a “woman of a certain age,”I don’t care anymore. How freeing!
Geez, how old are u? Hope i still got a while, cause im loving these... At my age!
Ooooh my God … every time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE HAIRNET ON THE DISCHARGE!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 If this is how I die, I just want to thank you for making it a good one. 😂😂😂😂😂
“Ig they’ll be seeing me then” 😂
I absolutely LOVE your content! I laugh at every video!