Honest Wedding Thoughts - John Crist
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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2019
- John Crist and Trey Kennedy say what everyone is thinking when it comes to weddings! "Really? A Bible Verse? You should have seen her in college...she didn't crack a Bible."
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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The synchronized neck roll 😂
Anderson Silver that was my favorite part! Hysterical 😭
"Don't mind if I fon-DO." "Come thou chocolate fountain."
One of my fave things about JBChrist humor especially in this kind of video is that it gives no pause time for laughter, it's just one joke slapped after another.
Am 3k lik
ur glasses don’t even have lenses
it’s called fashion.
Sick dp bro
I am but a simple farmer
Check your heart
Penelope Segerdahl 😂😂😂😂
The fact that we see a reflection in them right after he says it.
haha
Love when they laugh at their own jokes!
myhrr3 me too!!!😂😂😂😂it’s hilarious!!!!
thats what makes comedy good lol
@@gabe9133 Actually that's what makes comedy cringeworthy
@@thsu8 nah
That is awesome and funny
"The Bride is 26. All of her friends have been married for 3 years."
You guys didn't have to go that hard, but I am glad you did.
Christians marry young since we can’t doink til marriage. My husband and I were 19 and 20. In Christian circles 26 is “old” to get married.
@@mamabear5cubs109 Yeah nowdays I would say young serious Christians get married around 20/21 to 24 ish. The ones who have obviously waited until marriage (I am not judging. Just reporting facts)
Christian here, 30s, still single by those standards I’m an old maid.
@@bonniebreuner1567 lol you are not! :) God brings spouses in different seasons of life.
I hate HATE HATE how lots of Christians are sooo obsessed with marriage. It makes single people feel so left out. And don't even get me started on women with errr... 'less than -prefect- remotely responsible' husbands. I asked some girls what they want to be when they grow up, and they're like, "A mom and a wife." And I'm like, "Oh that's nice. Don't judge me for saying this, but I kind of don't really envision myself as married..." uhg. Like, since when did your love life determine how spiritual you are?
"She can't cook....got them a gift card...Uber Eats" 🤣🤣
lol
Yes, please do a PART 2: The reception
Shannon Knowles 1000 times yes. And don’t forget to cover the dry part again. From Prentiss County, MS - April
Shannon Knowles plz yes
Yes!!!
Liberty Neal I was thinking the same thing. They are a hilarious duo.
Yesss that’s be so funny😂
Trey Kennedy and John Crist together! I clicked so fast!
Tamarah Bryan right they are the best together
meli lovely They really are.
I absolutely agree!
Who?
Trey Kennedy plays a girl so well I'd have thought he was gay
I NEED A PART II ASAP
#reception
YES!
Yes!!
And honeymoon hahhaha
Yes thoughts at a Christian reception!!!🤣🤣🤣
Elle Royal YES
Spit out my coffee laughing at this!!!
“They’re crowdfunding their honeymoon...” 😂😂😂
We want prenup!
Friends of mine started a fundraiser so they could honeymoon in New York. It didn't go over well. They went to Gulf Shores instead.
@@maryhardy3451 Probably because they picked one of the most expensive cities to visit and stay in, and the fact that it's a little tacky to ask other people to fund your honeymoon. Unless they're really wanting to bless you and that's how they want to do it already.
I can beat that. I had friends that crowdfunded their honeymoon and their wedding AND their first month apartment expenses. Somehow they made it work. Also the groom was a con artist. True story.
Crowdfunding a honeymoon !!! Oh lord have mercy , this just busted the tacky meter! Help us Jesus!
This was hilarious. I love when you two laughed at your own jokes
"Guys look at the rings"
"We get it, it's a circle, never ends"
"Yeah, just like the ceremony"
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
“It’s a dry wedding” *gets up and leaves* 😂😂😂
“Of course they got a friend doing a song! This isn’t The Voice bro’🤣”
Génesis Zúniga “Blake Sheldons not turning around for this !”
“These heels are literally killing me!”
*isn’t even standing*
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that!
i find heels uncomfortable to wear even when im sitting soo-
The men reacting to her breaking down about when it's going to be her turn is beyond priceless.
"WE WANT PRENUP" 😂😂
"Ayyyy" 🤣
*It is something that you need to have...*
18 years, 18 years
and on his 18th birthday he found out he wasn't his
I ain't sayin she a golddigger
Roll Tide...into a Prius 🏆
War eagle.
Priceless
War damn Eagle
I actually ad-libbed "For poorer or MUCH poorer" in my wedding vows. I got a laugh from the crowd... And a raised eyebrow from the Bride!
lincoln3307 😂😂😂
"selling her calligraphy on etsy" I'M DEAD
same
I'M ROLLING 😂😂
"Another wedding? When's it going to be my turn?"
Literally me at EVERY wedding I go to!
That's been me since I was 18. I am almost 27 now.
@@ashleydowney1222 I'm 37 and still say that at every wedding I go to.
Time to go viking
John: "Don't mind if I fondue."
Trey: "Come Thou chocolate fountain."
Both: *Synchronized neck roll*
Me: 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I wish this wedding was outside, yeah at a football stadium.😂😂😂😂
They were so off script😂😂😂😂
“Is that what you wanted me to say?”
“Yeah🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂”
I loved the Air Pod part XD
Ethan Sean yeah I thought Jon said he’d never wear those - he thought they were pretentious
@@christi9711
Haha YESSS!!! 😂
You can’t just leave us hanging. You know we are gonna want part 2 with a reception ASAP. #crazyreception
They laugh at their own jokes so much I can’t even tell if this is a video or a blooper reel
"She's 26, they've all been married for three years" 😂😂😂 so true
calosbabos sooo true
currently seeing it with my friends
all the non-Christians think they're crazy
Most of my friends have been married between 2 -10 years now. I am also 26 for a few more weeks.
Story of my life
I laughed heartily at that one because once your 25, it doesn’t matter whether or not you’re Christian, you WILL have people start asking you your thoughts about marriage. I know a woman who is 30 and goes to church a couple of times a month just to shut up relatives who say “I know it’s a new era. I have a friend who has a relative who has come out. I’m sure you two will get along!”
$100 and Kohl’s Cash lol!! 😂
Edit: Thanks for all the likes! I’ve never had this many before 😎
Even funnier, "$100 _in_ Kohl's cash."
Them laughing at their own jokes is everything!
I’m here to give Hannah Hogan the credit she deserves for her part in this video!!👏👏👏 Loved it.
Thank you! I went to the description to find out her name, but it wasn't there!
I just watched this on Trey’s channel, am I watching it again??? Yes.
CharisMarieTV same!
Same!
Lolol. I love how the guys repeatedly legitimately lose it laughing and she's just calm in the middle. Hahaha
We want prenup, We WANT PRENUP!😂😂🤣💯🙌🏽 Trey & John back at it again! 💯🙌🏽😂
Another wedding..... when's it gonna be my turn. 😭
Completely legit. We've all had them at one point in time.
But seriously. When you laugh at yourself after your own jokes, you know it's good.
How can I be laughing and feel shamed/cringey at the same time--we had a low-budget, dry, Chrish wedding?! hahaha Although, our flowers came from the local grocery store rather than Walgreens...
I agree. Guests don't pay for the wedding, so they can shut up about how much goes into it.
Yeah, same. Turns out sometimes if you want this part of your life to go ahead and start, you might have to hop to it before there are thousands of spare dollars floating around for an extravagant party 🤷🏻♀️
The thing is, is that we are major budgeters and didn’t want any debt from getting married. We just kept it short and sweet and the guests were given a simple midwestern dinner and cake (which I ordered through the grocery store too! Lol)! They could have used ordering your cake at a grocery store as one of their jokes in this video. Funny thing is, we actually got compliments on the cake and food! After seeing this video, I guess it would have been funny to hear the thoughts of the at our wedding 😂😂😂
Bwahhaaa us too!! But that was 17 years ago, we were SUPER young and youth pastors. Pretty sure everyone was impressed with what we were able to pull off 😂 The wedding was dry because my dad was an alcoholic and I wanted him to remember my day. Totally selfish, but now that he’s gone; I cherish those memories. We DID however feed our guests and dance a lot 😂
Ours was super cringey but it was what we could do and afford. Our flowers came from Hobby Lobby, our cake was made by my mother in law, and our reception was in the church gymnasium. We are just as married as someone who spent way more!
I never clicked a relatable video topic this fast before
I just told mom I was going to watch John Crist and BOOM! He posts a new vid. THANK YOU JESUS!
Gabriel FSP #blessed
@@aprilfraiser 100% agree LOL! I might completely disagree with his political views and his views on the Bible and some areas, but he is funny.
0:04-0:09 - As a 27-year-old single male: Literally me at all of my friend's weddings
Eric Champlin well you’re not getting anymore invites. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Yep... y’all are not allowed at my wedding lol
*I love how they keep the actual laughing reactions in* 😂😂
Who's the florist? Walgreens?
Okay Shakespeare!
😑😑😑
You know it's gonna be good when the 1st question and response is "Is there an open bar? It's a dry wedding....Both guys are out!"
“They’re crowdfunding their honeymoon?”
“Oh get a job dude”
😂😂
My younger brother is getting married 2 days before I turn 30. Less than 6 month engagement. I am still 100% single. I have lots for feelings far too few of them happy. Thanks for the chance to vent.
These guys have such great chemistry! So much fun!
" He's from Alabama, she's from Portland , Roll Tide" I'm 😱ROFL😂🤣😂👏🙌
“ roll tide into a Prius “ 😭😂😂😂
2:16 "I think it was Kanakuk" I died lmaoooo
John:Yo, this wedding gane is low budget, there get away car is an Uber.
Trey:pool😂😂😂😂
$100 ... In Kohl's cash 🤣 I'm DYING I work at Kohl's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part is that they didn't even put them laughing in the bloopers. The whole video is them laughing.
Like, that's just beautiful
They are really cute together, all three! 🥰😄
I would love to see more sketches by them, preferably on juicy topics with a Christian take on them. They're amazing, I especially love them laughing at their own jokes so hard! 😂
I think they met at passion.
No tana con.
Same thing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know I am of a different age, so could you explain these to things to me, please.
@@ILfarmgirl1970 I don't know what passion is buy Tana Con happened last year when a UA-camr named Tana had problems with an event called VidCon (it's where a majority of UA-camrs go to meet and greet fans, sign autographs, sell merchandise, answer questions ect). So she decided to create her own and long story short it was a disaster.
@@MorganWideman Thank you for the kindness of your reply.
@@ILfarmgirl1970 no problem
He definitely didn’t say “tana con.” He said “Kanakuk,” which is a Christian summer camp located in Missouri.
"Another wedding... When's it gonna be my turn?"
John: *eye roll*
I keep watching this video specifically for when he says "khols cash"...I die EVERY time 🤣
"The couple wrote their own vows which we will now pretend to be interested in."
“ she’s probably gonna sell her calligraphy on Etsy” lol I’m dying cause I do that😂😉
How does she sit between them and not die laughing?! "Blake Shelton wouldnt even turn around for that one!" Bahahahaha
I thought the same thing. She has serious skills.
I'm proud of the fact that my wedding dress cost less than $60. People who criticize the decor and how cheap dresses are etc. are the worst guests ever and clearly have forgotten what a wedding is actually about.
Better not to invite people who doesn't genuinely love you. Such people will only criticize and find fault all the while. Even if only a few people, surround yourself with only those people who sincerely like you, on your special day. Why to have grumpy or jealous people and spoil the good vibes... that's what I have decided to do.
You can't really complain about anything when you're getting free food
Yeah. My mamaw told me they had bottled coke in a tub of ice, cake, and little mints. And then said the coke was a splurge and that it wasn't about the food anyways. And it's not. I've also been to a wedding that cost 30k and the couple split after 2 years.
Oh for God’s sake it’s a JOKE!!!! This isn’t a real wedding!
@@waitwhat6882 It's not a real wedding but people do critique the gowns. That's the point of the joke.
Those guys are so doing it. They be like way too in synch, and make each other smile and laugh way too much. So cute. I wonder when they're getting married? I'll put a $100 on 2021.
2:42 This is my brother and I at every wedding. WE JUST WANNA GO HOME!!
"I got her a gift card...Uber Eats" big Ooff
this is me at every wedding
This is the duo i prayed for honestly
Winn-Dixie did the flowers for my wedding.
Maybe that's why my bouquet started falling apart when we took it out of the box...🤔
Oh, I did have a beautiful wedding! I had a cascade bouquet, and the flowers weren’t glued, so gravity was making them fall out. I used my toss bouquet for my bridals while the wedding coordinator ran back to Winn-Dixie to get the flowers glued in place just in time for the ceremony.
My sister, who was my matron of honor, had a whole plan for what to do if my bouquet fell apart as I walked down the aisle, but it stayed together! I just ended up with a tiny bit of glue on a couple fingers. 😉
They are TOTALLY laughing at their own wedding jokes~I am SO dying here☺😁🤣...
leaving in the genuine laughs was the best move you could have made. this is art.
Do a video about nursery workers that would be so funny
I love how they just laugh at each other's jokes.
Trey: I got her a gift card, Uber eats.😂😂😂😂
This one really made me laugh my ass off! I can’t count how many times I’ve done this at weddings 😂
Every collab you do with Trey I absolutely looovvee!!! 😂😂😂 so friggin hilarious!
Come now Chocolate fountain........lol omg!
“Yeah…in Kohl’s cash” 😂😂😂
The losing character and busting out laughing at your own jokes are the best by far. Especially the fucking Kohl's Cash one, that was gold!
"Come now chocolate fountain"
That is my my mood 24/7 lol
Love it! Do more!! There are sooo many things about weddings you can poke fun of. Truthfully, most of us are only attending out of obligation! I have only attended one wedding I actually enjoyed,the rest I endured!!
We get it, it’s a circle that never ends
*yeah like this ceremony*
Omg I died 😂
John Christ nails it again!
MY CLASS LOVES WATCHING YOUR VIDS! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEIR REACTION TO THIS TODAY!
I hope there is a blooper reel released from this. 😂😂
When y'all crack up each other... The best 😁
" Another wedding, when's it going to be my turn?" I love that one!😂😂😂
What's sad is people actually do crowd fund their honeymoon lol
I think that's so tacky. Why can't people just pay for it themselves instead being spoiled and getting someone to do it.
I've seen people do this many times *instead* of asking for gifts. I don't think it's tacky at all, especially since guests are going to spend money on a gift for the newlyweds anyway, so asking for a financial gift is way easier on everyone than asking people to buy you kitchen utensils when you probably already have everything you need for a house if you're old enough to get married. Personally, I'd much rather give people money for their honeymoon than buy them a physical gift that's just going to end up in a landfill in a few years.
“It’s a dry wedding”
*gets up to leave*
So accurate
I love dry weddings. I prefer them especially when I go to family weddings. I have too many alcoholic family members and I don't like being around drunk people.
i love that you can tell what jokes were improvised. same thing in their Bible characters with iPhones bit.their reactions are too great.
I LOVE it when you guys do videos together!!!
2:28 well I am too. Roll Tide!
Assistant to the principal
“go prop it on this bible” KABSKFKFLF
I can never stop watching both of your guys videos
This was awesome! More! More! More! 🤣🤣🤣 I love how real you are!
I didn't get some of these coz I don't live there...but it's so fun to watch y'all laugh at your own jokes 😂 also, what I did get- it's so accurate I'm not sure whether to laugh or cringe! 🙈
She probably bought all her friends like she bought all her Instagram followers. 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
I love how you both laugh at your own jokes. This was too funny 😂🙌🏽
If anyone at my wedding had an attitude like this I wouldnt consider them my true friends lol
Beth Irving don’t have a cheap wedding 😂😂
Yeah. I guess they were acting like people that are fake or whatever.
"Roll tide"-"Into a prius" I lost it
Common wedding thought “I wonder if there’ll be mozzarella sticks at the reception? 👊🏻
I've never been to a wedding before. I mean, no one's ever invited me to one before. Not even my parents!
My wife and I regretted our wedding. Should've done courthouse. 2 week honeymoon, and a beach party when we got back.
That's how my grandparents rolled. I shoulda listened.
Same.
As woman I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed my wedding day. All of our friends and family were together. We celebrated, prayed, laughed, cried, ate, sang and danced.
BEST DAY EVER!!
I have feasted on the memory of it for 36 years and it helped in both good and difficult times and I wouldn't change that for anything.
Hope that may help someone.
@@CheersNE Thankyou. I'm not anywhere near getting married but I know some people say their day was a blur. So it's good to know some people really remember it as a special day :) God bless you both
@@CheersNE I remember my honeymoon like it was yesterday. Almost 20 years together. We both only remember the wedding as a blur.
Why?