You Need Eight Inches (To Take This Ride) by Dixie Normous & the Yardsticks (1954)
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2024
- You Need Eight Inches (To Take This Ride) by Dixie Normous & the Yardsticks (1954) #ai #aimusic #music #50smusic #1950smusic #comedy
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I ain't foldin' it in half for nobody.
Lmao! I ain’t cutting none off:)
BS!
You double your thickness though
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I remember her duet with Frank Sinatra, You Can’t Handle This Ass. it was heavenly
Something dirty was great
Frank, as usual, fell short in a lot of ways.
Actually, Frank was known to be enormous. Angie Dickinson still pines for him. (and that’s actually true!)
they used to call him filthy frank.
Dixie’s career was taking off like a rocket until she and the Yardsticks were hired to open for Louis Prima in Kansas City. One thing led to another, (as they always did with Louis) and not only did Dixie refuse to ever sing this song again, she got off the bus and hitch-hiked to the convent of the Benedictine Sisters of Perpetual Adoration. Now known as Sister Abstinencia, she declined to comment when asked about the re-discovery of her music. She turns 96 next Tuesday.
Happy Birthday to Dixie Normous!!!
That's tomorrow!!! 🎂
It's Tuesday, Happy Birthday Dixie
Damn. I thought you were making that shit up until I looked it up on Wikipedia. Who knew?
Oh wow that's an interesting tale.
Grandpa always said, “If you can’t hit bottom, at least scrape the hell out of the sides.” Wisdom.
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Bro I've learned so much from him by just reading this. What a great man. I'm willing to bet he stormed the britches of Normandy. I salute him!
@@jt8isgr870 He lost his eye at Normandy - jumping out of the window of a brothel to avoid a bunch of MPs looking for AWOLs.
@@vulpesinculta3238 True American Hero! God bless him
My wife and I played this the night we conceived our eight children.
Octodad???
8 children? GROSS.
Okay Nick Cannon...😂😂😂
@@thehardhours egg split eight ways? Congratulations on this achievement but it must have been hell on the wife when she was in labor.
My grandmother would sing this to my grandfather. Now that I look back she was a size queen
still - Listen to Gramps!
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Gee I never heard this song on the radio back in '54. Gotta like the play on words with her name.
I'm picturing a USO show where they realize the lyrics like the wedding song in Old School
That's one happy breadline down in the thumbnail.
spoiler - all are 9" and above!
Is this also AI?
These are hilariously brilliant.
She's looking for Dixie Wrecked!
duet!
I have a feeling we’ll be hearing AI music on the radio by 2027😅
maybe we already are...
Bold of you to assume we aren't already.
Uh oh…Skynet vibes. First AI music…next the world 😂
@@agoodday4piDixienet
@@SusRecordsCEO Taylor Swift?
It's not the size of the bait, it's how you wiggle your worm.
*Her: I need a man with 12 inches.*
*Him: Would you settle for 4 inches 3 times?*
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They played this song at my prom.....but I was in jail so I missed it. My classmates told me about it when they bailed me out later
i hear you were serving a "hard 10 to 12"
@@SusRecordsCEO ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣my nickname is "Kickstand"
I never heard this before, but I always found it on the record player when I got home from school on milk delivery day. Odd.
My grandma would put this on all the time and my Mom would always argue with her to turn it off, I never understood why... Now that I can actually understand the lyrics... I see why 😮
Yeah I remember my mom singing this tune back in the day.
Look at that left hand!
she is a monster
@@SusRecordsCEO It's why she needs at least eight inches
It's the extra digits she needs to handle that 12 inches.
Alien
I remember her opening for the Big Bopper back in 59.
Some of you think you need 8....but that's not what your wives, mothers, sisters and daughters told me 😂
This is masterpiece!
Dixie was a deep thinker with the deepest ocean this side of B6.
One of her customers released into her ear, so she could hear him coming...
Taylor Swift ghost writing again....
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
Size queen!
Hey, YouTubbers, Moose Nuchol here. I meet Dixie back in 1940 while I was working in The Grand Canyon, plugging holes. Those days were the best
I've got to give it to her, she's got the long and short of it covered.
she has all the bases covered
Was this part of her WWII European tour? I think so.... that woman could Entertain the troops she was wild.
she is an entertainer!
Anything over a mouthful is wasted!
and if you shake in more than twice, you're playing with it!
Yes narcissist gaslight troll whats on b_side😅
@JukeboxOddities
That's what the French say about boobs.
I am giving myself a hand
you will go blind!
This supposed to make A.I. seem "friendly," right up until the robots kick the door in.
Affirmative
@@SusRecordsCEO
Was this song created by AI, right?
She left the convent to train Prince!
I love songs from ASCAP publisher members, such as the Famous Music Corporation.
Thanks for making me feel less shitty. Apparently we’ve always been crude.
Interesting song!
I wish this was on iTunes! This is a theme song to some famous movies!
Thank you
Well that’s not very tall.
she doesn't mind a short guy, just no too short
7" run and hide?? Its the perfect size, unless they lied to me
I concur.
I think I’ve seen Giselle McKenzie sing this on Your Hit Parade on another video. Must have been a very popular song.
my favorite cover of it was during the 60's when Lulu did a cover on Ready! Steady! Go!
So glad I have 12…
lucky man!
centimeters 🤦♀️
Gottem
Back in the day I used to listen to this song while shaking hands with the milkman.
with a glint in his eye
More than one gentleman at the time, said that she had the whitest teeth, they had ever come across.
I've got a Fist and Forearm, will that Do?
There’s no such person as this, you dreamers. AI is gonna have such fun with y’all.
LMAO
Dixie is the idol Madonna can't measure up to but god knows she tries.
Tale as old as time....
I’m surprised the song didn’t get banned
My wife's first husband was like that, she said it always hurt. She preferred my "comfortable one."
Guess that leave me taking matters in hand.
Her roadies would actually have to measure for her before a guy was brought backstage after the concert to party with her and the band.
Short n think does the trick.
I'm surprised at how many women are built like cisterns. The important question being; did they come by that naturally or did they have to work at it.
Did this really come out in 1954? The new AI videos have me confused.
It's AI.
Are these songs I'm enjoying listening to actual recordings from the era they sound from or, modern recordings to sound the part?
both
Hung like a horse my nickname is Mr. Ed 🐎
Awesome I’ve got 4 to spare
What will you do with the extra?
Stick it where the sun don't shine 😊
Q u a l i t y.
Lol
Better than their one attempt at a be bop song, "Tappin Dat Big Azz"
It’s music appreciation following Sus Records!
mr. positive!
i wrap mine around my waist, secure it with duct tape, dress and go forth.
Lmao 😂
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Yeah, real shame about Dixie. It was that dark fella that finally broke that ride😪 R.I.P. Dixie❤❤❤
Well she should've put a maximum limit of her ride!!! Also, how is she still singing with lockjaw...?
Dixie Normous became Dixie Wrecked
Length or girth?
yes
Sus records ! lol
Joe Biden and his dad always bragged about Corn pops 8 inches when Joe was a little boy.
Trump and Fred did the same with "Donny's mini mushroom" when Donny was 15.
Remember..... Mind the gap
Are these AI generated?
they live as their own entities
Are all the lyrics ai, or just a phrase that prompted the rest of the lyrics?
This is something I’d also like to know.
original lyrics - title - then chorus - then verses
original lyrics - title - then chorus - then verses
My wife was always complaining I only had 3 inches. But seriously, how wide do you want it?
Lol
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you are a star!
Is this AI ?
Im a niner
I always like to think that these songs are actually from an alt-history universe were prudishness never existed.
Sadly Dixie and the Yard Sticks never made it big in Europe. The song never made sense once converted to the metric system.
that metric system - the tool of the devil himself!
Only 8 inches? I never knew Dixie was such an amateur.
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Dixie has a strange left hand going on there....just sayin'.
you don't want to know what that hand has done!
8in is standard issue these days my sistas say 21cm min!!!
Is 8cm enough?
not for Dixie
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Why did my insecure ass have to click on this, my day could have been ruined if I wasn't drunk.
This AI generated music is true 21st century music. Everything before this was just crappy 20th century music.
Barrack Hussein OBAMA's favorite song.
He dedicated it to Mike on their wedding night.
@@sjp35productions6 Thank you LOL