Own One of These Motorcycles? This is What it Says About You (Roasted)

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  • @yammienoob
    @yammienoob  2 роки тому +30

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    • @coreydavis9200
      @coreydavis9200 2 роки тому +1

      You should tell Rokform to make a case for a Google pixel.

    • @pumpkineter_69
      @pumpkineter_69 2 роки тому +1

      I love MT10 looks 😁❤️

    • @lastmantis3130
      @lastmantis3130 2 роки тому +2

      just use velcro works perfect ive fallen a few times hasnt come off ever

    • @Zed-3
      @Zed-3 2 роки тому +2

      I deadass bought a rokform case because of you guys and it destroyed my iphone camera twice after just one ride. Quadlock with dampner for the win! haven't had to replace my camera

    • @petertraurig5728
      @petertraurig5728 Рік тому +1

      I'm curious, who ever used tape or zip ties to mount their Phone??

  • @longmage4
    @longmage4 2 роки тому +1432

    Buying a motorcycle and hoping not to get roasted by yammie is just as safe putting all your life savings in crypto

  • @smiledawg
    @smiledawg 2 роки тому +867

    As an MT07 owner I respect your incorrect opinion that my motorcycle is ugly, I enjoy making kids think a Decepticon is tailgating their mom

    • @Faceless_Chat
      @Faceless_Chat 2 роки тому +78

      I have an MT09 and get so many props every time Im out riding, not sure why some think MTs are ugly... They are different, not ugly.

    • @CountingThree
      @CountingThree 2 роки тому +27

      I was just disappointed at having the shortest roast.

    • @grimey5.565
      @grimey5.565 2 роки тому +26

      I think they're the best-looking Naked Bike besides the Super Duke R.

    • @theguitararbiter
      @theguitararbiter 2 роки тому +16

      @@Faceless_Chat your teacher told you the same thing growing up

    • @skippygirl959
      @skippygirl959 Рік тому +6

      They aren't ugly, they are FUGLY

  • @toxicassassin4373
    @toxicassassin4373 2 роки тому +535

    Hey, I bought a jacket and never got it. I was told I would get a refund but yammer support won’t reply. Could you help me?

    • @toxicassassin4373
      @toxicassassin4373 2 роки тому +28

      Also love the new vids!

    • @alejandromato1992
      @alejandromato1992 2 роки тому +7

      Something might’ve happened, I ordered boots myself and it came just fine

    • @toxicassassin4373
      @toxicassassin4373 2 роки тому +13

      @@alejandromato1992 They responded to me a couple weeks ago saying that it wasn’t in stock and I haven’t heard a word since 🤷‍♂️

    • @slzysuzi
      @slzysuzi 2 роки тому +20

      run up the likes. they’ll see this comment at the very least

    • @toxicassassin4373
      @toxicassassin4373 2 роки тому +8

      @@slzysuzi thank you!

  • @saricbarcello4780
    @saricbarcello4780 2 роки тому +279

    “Don’t worry, your mom thinks you’re handsome, and that your motorcycle is very fetching, she loves how not loud it is, and how it’s not fast like those other bikes, it’s very responsible, and she knows you’re going to be responsible, and safe.”
    That was awesome lmao

    • @seeker6514
      @seeker6514 2 роки тому +13

      Quite literally the best roast of a bike I've heard in a while.

    • @lazyenword
      @lazyenword 2 роки тому +12

      exactly how I sold me getting a supermoto to my mom (8 months after a horrible accident that almost killed me, tboned @ 35mph by a cargo van blowing a red) "its just a dirtbike, i won't go on the road much...and it only goes up to 70mph" I feel bad kind of because I know she hates me riding after that, but that's how a motorcycle addiction works.

    • @kevinlugonzbi6005
      @kevinlugonzbi6005 2 роки тому +3

      Literally how I sold my parents on a Bonneville. "See Ma, no fairing!"

    • @davegutierrez3670
      @davegutierrez3670 2 роки тому +1

      Do u know me?

    • @jarrodbecker2030
      @jarrodbecker2030 2 роки тому

      I think being told that anyone thinks your going to be safe and responsible because of your bike choice is the worst thing anyone could say

  • @donaldoehl7690
    @donaldoehl7690 2 роки тому +77

    Years ago I rode BMW Airheads and enjoyed them very much but people assumed I was a rich yuppie (I'm a welder). I got out of riding while raising a family for several years. When I got back into it I found I needed the legs forward riding position of a cruiser so I got a Honda Shadow and other metric cruisers, and then was accused of being a poser wannabe. Now, after finding a nice deal on a clean Dyna I'm told that I'm playing dress up. You just can't win with some people. Ride your own bike and STFU!

    • @lexwaldez
      @lexwaldez Рік тому +8

      And ride what makes the most sense for you. If you enjoy it, ride it. It's not like those other people helped pay for it. Hell if I find a cycle that runs reliably and I can sit comfortably on I'm pretty damn happy.

    • @atomicdmt8763
      @atomicdmt8763 Рік тому

      truth!

    • @samus4799
      @samus4799 11 місяців тому

      I have an Airhead. It's my restoration project :)
      I'll get an R18 to match it once I'm done paying off my CB.

    • @ChimenyDust
      @ChimenyDust 9 місяців тому +1

      Should a stayed on a bmw r1100r. Getting assumed to be a doctor isnt that bad

  • @gapper3
    @gapper3 11 місяців тому +19

    As a Moto Guzzi owner, I fully agree with Yammie. A huge part of the reason I bought it was precisely the fact that it has a weird engine, shakes like it's 1950, and no one knows anything about the company (even though it's been around for over a century). But he should have picked on the electrical system, not the engine. The engine is bulletproof.

  • @k3p060
    @k3p060 2 роки тому +74

    I was already really wanting the svartpilen 401 for my first bike before I even found this channel. Then you guys just made me feel really good about my inexperienced taste in bikes. My family is of Swedish decent and I thought it just fit plus it’s the coolest looking motorcycle on the market imo. Finally got enough money saved up and thanks to you guys will be buying it soon!

  • @spaceflight1019
    @spaceflight1019 2 роки тому +16

    My motorcycle, a 2005 Sportster 1200 Roadster, says "Hey, our service technician is here!"
    I bought it new in 2005, and put 50,000 miles on it in the first 3 years. It currently has 82,000 miles on it. It replaced the 1982 GS850G that I'd had for many years.
    The reason why the miles per year dropped off is because one of my clients hired me at the end of 2008 and the 500 mile days ended. The bike has done everything expected of it.

  • @stevetheaxe
    @stevetheaxe 2 роки тому +6

    Ah man you crack me up. Please don't ever change. Fresh brewed coffee with Yammie Noob vids first thing in the morning generally means im off to a great start to a top day.

  • @metalmavenmike80
    @metalmavenmike80 2 роки тому

    Yammi! The audio is legit! Omg thank you so much! Epic win. So happy. This sounds amazing.

  • @jondehoff4512
    @jondehoff4512 Рік тому +5

    You were so close with the Fat Bob. I work in an accounting office and my boss drives a road glide. 🤣

  • @briansmith3011
    @briansmith3011 2 роки тому +9

    Not only do I have a Z650, I’ve also used it for a tour build with hard cases, top box, and a touring screen.

  • @TheKoppaTube
    @TheKoppaTube 2 роки тому +5

    I've been watching Yammie Noob videos in 1.5 speed for years now... It really makes these roasts that extra bit more savage.

  • @husbandofmyhotwife
    @husbandofmyhotwife 2 роки тому +6

    Just as Yam said "The Harley Davidson FatBob", a hairloss shampoo Ad started. I'm dying lmao.

  • @mickstafford456
    @mickstafford456 2 роки тому +71

    Having ridden the Meteor 350. I have to say that it's a very pleasant ride, comfortable, and has a slick gear change. Would I like to take one on a long trip on the freeway ? Absolutely not. It isn't fast enough for me. But for riding through town, and the odd trip on back roads. It's perfectly adequate. Why spend Harley money on something you are almost never going to take above 60mph anyway ? It's called a cruiser for a reason.

    • @KevinSmith-qi5yn
      @KevinSmith-qi5yn Рік тому +3

      Why not take it on the freeway? You get to have the joy of being tail gated the entire time.

    • @ChadWinters
      @ChadWinters Рік тому +11

      I bought one and except for the interstate, which I detest driving on anyway, I can go the speed limit anywhere else in style and comfort at 90-100 MPG for 4500 bucks and 70 bucks for year insurance. And my opportunities to kill myself are reduced by like 90% ( *made up stat* ) so its basically a no brainer. Also I'm old and I don't care.

    • @x-man5056
      @x-man5056 10 місяців тому

      Because a Harley can ride around town AND on the freeway? There is a lot of territory between Meteor 350 and almost any Harley. You look like a grown man. Get a 450 or larger. Triumph Bonneville's are significantly less than Harleys but still have some grunt to them. 900 and 1200 cc.

  • @TheFremenChick
    @TheFremenChick 2 роки тому +16

    I ride a Bonneville. What you say is true and I love it. Old guys have the best stories.

  • @Hipopelusas
    @Hipopelusas 2 роки тому +3

    I’ll be watching more of your content so when the time comes to buy a new motorcycle, it is not being roasted on the channel. Thanks for the advice papa Yammie

  • @twobeers1517
    @twobeers1517 2 роки тому +36

    I own a V7 and yes, I looked at the Ducati scrambler and i was like naaah too common let's buy a bike with poor dealer coverage and where you have to retighten all the screws because otherwise you'd loose essential parts during your rides... Still a great bike tho 😂

    • @PhilipBeresford
      @PhilipBeresford 2 роки тому +4

      And best of all, no desmo service!

    • @usat42
      @usat42 Рік тому

      had my stone over 4 years now and she performs great not any great hassles apart from a blown headlight bulb . .

    • @cableguy6843
      @cableguy6843 4 місяці тому

      I have a 2015 icon nooooo problems just awesome riding 10,000 miles and rolling

  • @Stevel_
    @Stevel_ 2 роки тому +9

    The Fat Bob roast was my favorite. "It's a reeeeraaaaaallllllll bike. You've got the matching patches to prove it and it looks great sitting out in front of your brokerage firm"

  • @plopytop
    @plopytop Рік тому +9

    Thought the roast was gonna be more focused on the personality of the rider, wasn't expecting the step by step of how I got my sv650!

  • @luisgomez7864
    @luisgomez7864 Рік тому +2

    Thanks to your videos, the Husky svartpilen was very difficult to find. I had to go with the clip ons. Sold it 4 months later and got a z900, no I don't want a mt09 but it did cross my mind. Now I want a harley... I just keep going the wrong direction.

  • @rodya_malverde
    @rodya_malverde 2 роки тому +64

    sv650 is dated, but that might be a good thing for a beginner. good ergonomics, good handling, it's got that rider assist to help from stalling. a beginner has to learn how to juggle multiple tasks with both legs and both hands. sv650 is perfect for someone to learn those things, and you won't outgrow it as quickly as a 300. definitely a bike to keep and pass down.

    • @joeschmoe2697
      @joeschmoe2697 2 роки тому +3

      He likes the SV 650, and has said people should get it as a beginner bike. This is just a roast fest so nothing is safe😂

    • @22floki
      @22floki 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly just look at regular car reviews sv650 Video

    • @obamavariant9128
      @obamavariant9128 Рік тому +2

      I been riding dirt for 20 years and street for 12, I bought an suv 650 new in 19’ it’s a solid common mans bike

  • @gadgetman_nz4092
    @gadgetman_nz4092 7 місяців тому +1

    OK, you got me. I remember passing a Harley on some downhill twisties back in '82. I was on a 10speed.

  • @vincemanley9001
    @vincemanley9001 2 роки тому +3

    7:36 made me ugly laugh so hard.
    it’s been a couple years and yam never fails to make me cackle. cheers

  • @johnfrazier2789
    @johnfrazier2789 2 роки тому

    I got buthurt after I seen my first yammy vid about the sportser 883 but then I got your sense of humor and I really appreciate your clips

  • @257796
    @257796 2 роки тому +6

    "Human dial tone"...... I lost it. (Edit) And let's not forget my MTO7 is "premium mediocre". You coined that term, and I absolutely love it

  • @Tekuzz
    @Tekuzz 2 роки тому +3

    Holy that sv 650 hit me so on the spot, no regrets thou :D

  • @adamschoedel8829
    @adamschoedel8829 2 роки тому +11

    I did have a Suzuki Dr-Z 400 SM for about 5 years. And it did have aftermarket levers. But context is everything. In the US, I would definitely prefer a KTM. But I don't live in the US. I live in Kyoto, Japan. Here, traffic is congested AF. Even though I now ride a Yamaha MT-09 Tracer, I would still take my old DR-Z 400 in an A to B race anywhere in Kyoto. It was high, light, narrow, and had more than enough power in a tight traffic environment. It was a genuine urban assault vehicle. On an open road, my Tracer would flat smoke it. But I don't ride on open roads very often. Some days, I still miss the 400.

    • @StreetbeatDesigns67
      @StreetbeatDesigns67 Рік тому +8

      Long after the last KTM in existence is in its grave, there will still be a DRZ with more miles than the international space station ticking around somewhere on the backroads. It's an awesome bike

    • @johnzome788
      @johnzome788 Рік тому +6

      I would take a Suzuki over a KTM any day of the week.

  • @bijouxsurroues2897
    @bijouxsurroues2897 Рік тому

    Totally right on the V7, expect for the oil leaking part ;)

  • @easymoneyism
    @easymoneyism 2 роки тому +3

    The bloopers was the best part of this one….
    I laughed so hard though…lol

  • @jaywaite5660
    @jaywaite5660 2 роки тому

    You still got it!
    That is what I’m here for.

  • @8541stone
    @8541stone 5 місяців тому

    2021 Suzuki SV650 Yep, I bought the Only one in SoCal. Of Course it was on here. Lol Pearl Tank Red Frame/wheels. Great Stuff!! Thanks Yammie

  • @mg2537
    @mg2537 Рік тому +1

    These guys have way too much fun making their videos!

  • @nicholasz1370
    @nicholasz1370 Рік тому +1

    ‘18 Fat Bob owner-knew it was gonna be on the list! Got em Yammie! Loved this video!

    • @DaveGme
      @DaveGme 2 місяці тому

      I came for the FXFB too. Bought a ’19 and love it. Never been a mainstream consumer. Honored to be on the list.

  • @CaptainFeathersword
    @CaptainFeathersword 2 роки тому +10

    holy crap you nailed the stereotypical Moto Guzzi v7 rider.....that said, I can't wait to buy one next year!

    • @Zeus-lz2sd
      @Zeus-lz2sd 2 роки тому +2

      I can reassure you that they don't leak oil. Not yet anyway.

  • @robfelt9283
    @robfelt9283 Рік тому

    That was great very witty very humorous very quick. Loved it.

  • @ivanhendricks
    @ivanhendricks 2 роки тому +6

    You’re like the David spade of Motorcycle columnists. But funnier and you actually do provide a beneficial opinion. Good work!

  • @gt1231231
    @gt1231231 2 роки тому

    I love all your videos around Austin.

  • @TheDorkKnight23
    @TheDorkKnight23 2 роки тому +1

    I have a 1200 sportster chopper I absolutely love that thing my favorite bike I've owned. Also can confirm as a former Annual pass holder at Disneyland they cats are 100% real and can commonly be seen by Indiana Jones Adventures: Temple of The Forbidden Eye.

  • @rosssowerby1156
    @rosssowerby1156 2 роки тому

    I have a suzuki bandit 1200s 2001.......oldie but still goes 2/ 1/2 x the speed limit....comfy and fast and a good tourer....

  • @kanakana1177
    @kanakana1177 Рік тому

    Best video I've seen of yours, haven't seen them all, I laughed so hard

  • @kevinjacquin5232
    @kevinjacquin5232 2 роки тому +8

    Thinking Megatron was your spirit animal got me LMAO🤣

  • @darandodd12
    @darandodd12 2 роки тому

    Okay Yammie here it goes. I've got a 86 vfr 750, a 2000 zx7r, a 07 stratoliner, a 07 r1200r and a 18 tnt 135. Have at it!

  • @vibhujha7142
    @vibhujha7142 2 роки тому

    Man u r on another level👍👍👍

  • @slothmarathonpromotions2470
    @slothmarathonpromotions2470 10 місяців тому +1

    If you get the Rokform mount make sure to get the anti-vibration pad or it will for sure mess up your phone like it did mine.

  • @powamoto
    @powamoto 2 роки тому +1

    Great job here man 🤟💥🔥🔥🔥🦾

  • @mitchregal
    @mitchregal 2 роки тому

    Ahhh vintage YAMMIE. Fk this had me in tears 😂😂. Please do these OG noob tube vids more often!! Timeless … lol

  • @bradleyburnham5332
    @bradleyburnham5332 2 роки тому

    i feel good. I guess i got the right bike. the FZ/MT 09 was talked about in a good way

  • @lexfrost2670
    @lexfrost2670 2 роки тому +11

    Bikes reflect their owners hits home when you have a $1700 aud Kawasaki GPX 250 from 93

    • @Craven_Moorehead
      @Craven_Moorehead 2 роки тому

      Im riding a $1500 2004 zzr 250 there's no shame in it bro

    • @mitchellbaker6528
      @mitchellbaker6528 Рік тому

      Yeah but resale is good when you are at the bottom of the depreciation curve.

  • @headhunter531
    @headhunter531 2 роки тому +9

    Yammie had a stroke while typing the title of the video.

  • @lostgezeigt3770
    @lostgezeigt3770 Рік тому +2

    I first wanted the Z900 for my A2 License but now I got a MT-09. I’m finally different

  • @Jeranhound
    @Jeranhound 2 роки тому +4

    I went for the sv650 because my first bike was a ninja 500 and I wanted something similar, but more. And I didn't get a test ride because dealers just couldn't keep used stock at the time. Just glad I got the A instead of the X.

  • @kevinlugonzbi6005
    @kevinlugonzbi6005 2 роки тому +10

    Oh god. Any time I go out on my Bonneville I get at least 2 older men talking to me. I don't mind it, and they're usually very nice!
    But it's been an hour and I just wanted to get lunch.

    • @x-man5056
      @x-man5056 2 роки тому +2

      It's because they remember when motorcycles looked like motor cycles, not Transformers. All that body work on bikes (Ninja style) just gets in the way and adds weight. Fine for a race track, but impractical and, IMO, grandiose on the street (and ugly colors). Keep the Bonney, though imperfect also, they have stood the test of time and so have Harley's. I have a '22 Triumph Street Scrambler, and I'm on Medicare. Cheers.

    • @TheFremenChick
      @TheFremenChick 2 роки тому +2

      I ride a Bonneville. Can relate.

    • @cristianseminario7899
      @cristianseminario7899 2 роки тому +1

      @@x-man5056 wow whats so impractical about plastics they cover you from the wind they keep the heat there they also are easy to clean there is no reason to consider them impractical

    • @x-man5056
      @x-man5056 2 роки тому

      @@cristianseminario7899 If you are talking about dresser/touring bikes, yes. If you are talking about crotch rockets, no. A fairing/windshield is nice. Practical. The body work for aero on Ninja type bikes is not needed on the street at all, it is purely cosmetic under 100mph. It may help you fantasize about being a real racer, but it is just way in the way to do even minor maintenance IMO. You don't have to be "practical' to enjoy your ride, if you just like the looks of the body work, go for it. But on the street at anywhere near speed limits, it's just extra cargo on the bike.

  • @Thunder_Bear_mg
    @Thunder_Bear_mg 2 роки тому +9

    The Moto Guzzi v7 III and the new v7 850 are very reliable and don't leak oil. The owner probably just didn't tighten oil drain bolt enough because that's exactly where the puddle is located. Roasting a motorcycle for something should be based upon at least a modicum of truth, not lies.

  • @ericduan19
    @ericduan19 Рік тому +6

    Yammie's critic on bikes is like nuclear war: mutual destruction

  • @crazycatz955
    @crazycatz955 2 роки тому +11

    I am disappointed he didn't go after me and my Royal Endfield Himalayan brethren, and how we like creating our own scavenger hunt looking for the parts of our bike that fell off after an actual off road ride.

  • @TXLorenzo
    @TXLorenzo 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm hopping on my Royal Enfield Super Meteo 650 and riding down to the local cafe for a Spritz.

  • @lukaslombardo4736
    @lukaslombardo4736 2 роки тому +2

    He’s right about the Rs 660 damit . Every time someone says something to me at a gas station or bike meet , it’s about reliability. I’ve had zero issues for real . My Ktm on the other hand was only ready to race to the dealer !

    • @zyonsdream
      @zyonsdream 2 роки тому +2

      I just traded in my 2021 Africa Twin Adventure on a Taureg660. You’d think I just did the stupidest thing possible in the motorcycle world if you ask other riders. I have a 1000 mile trip this weekend and zero worries.

    • @lukaslombardo4736
      @lukaslombardo4736 2 роки тому +1

      @@zyonsdream Someone is going to write how we are both wrong and Aprilias are crap now lol nice bike by the way I’m thinking about adding one to my garage.

  • @lewisfrost1815
    @lewisfrost1815 Рік тому

    I agree…I have a 2017 Victory Vision…just like me…funny looking and an acquired taste!

  • @jthockeystar2849
    @jthockeystar2849 2 роки тому

    After seeing the footage at 6:00 I officially deem DR. Yammie the king of stock footage

  • @3katu
    @3katu 2 роки тому

    Man, the line about the 300s and the duchshund was eeepic!
    lmao!!!

  • @Foxfloop
    @Foxfloop 2 роки тому +3

    The mt-10 looks like a pissed off owl and I love it.

  • @LordRumCake
    @LordRumCake 2 роки тому

    As someone who in fact bought a Harley Davidson iron 1200, I was saving up for a hammer performance 1275 kit for it lol

  • @kevinmorales7039
    @kevinmorales7039 22 дні тому

    Hey @yammienoob I have a Suzuki dr650 2011 try to go for my 3rd bike been having mine for almost 3 years I love your videos plz keep it up what would you recommend

  • @razzeehh9115
    @razzeehh9115 9 місяців тому

    Well damn, just got myself a cbr650r and yam pretty much summed up why i got it and my first time riding it.

  • @benfarley6479
    @benfarley6479 2 місяці тому

    I died on the drz sm. I bought it for my first bike. I love that damn thing. You nailed everything on my bike except the stickered acerbis plastics and choke issues. Too funny man. Next step is an Mt-09.

  • @powamoto
    @powamoto 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious all the way you me laughing all day Yammie Noob is the dude 🦾👍🔥💥🤟🙏💯😎

  • @elijahsummo4355
    @elijahsummo4355 2 роки тому +1

    MT 07 owner here. Yes, exactly what you said.

  • @MK384
    @MK384 2 роки тому +17

    Wow did he skipped on roasting CBR500R owners? lol I feel blessed.

    • @brandonlilly3732
      @brandonlilly3732 2 роки тому +1

      I was waiting for it myself lol

    • @dustythatsme9793
      @dustythatsme9793 Рік тому +1

      Lucky you, I've got a cbr250r lmao

    • @MK384
      @MK384 Рік тому

      @@dustythatsme9793 I started out on that, so I know how you feel sir.

  • @shawnr6117
    @shawnr6117 2 роки тому +26

    BREAKING NEWS!!!
    Yammie admits to being a degenerate!
    Claims owning a turbo-busa is proof that you are one. Full story at 11.

    • @mrvwbug4423
      @mrvwbug4423 2 роки тому

      Yup the Turbo Busa roast is definitely his self roast haha

  • @user-rp9pj6su8v
    @user-rp9pj6su8v Місяць тому

    i had a good laugh bout this video. I ride a 1998 Yamaha Virago 1100. I have found it to be very reliable and comfortable. I am looking at a Moto Guzzi 1200 that is about 10 years old. I enjoy the driveshaft which is soother and requires little to no maintenance compared to a chain drive or belt drive. I have had three driveshaft bikes and love the way they work and do not break down.

  • @funkgremlin2765
    @funkgremlin2765 Рік тому

    I just bought an sv650 and absolutely didn’t test ride it. And it was just as perfect as everyone said it would be. Honestly the best first bike if you don’t wanna get a ninja 400 or r3

  • @zoeflynn
    @zoeflynn Рік тому

    This was awesome. Now do a video where you roast all of your own bikes, past and present

  • @arnosoudyn4899
    @arnosoudyn4899 2 роки тому

    For the first time in a long time I’m glad yams didn’t mention the Honda 500 twins

  • @hccwarriordan5475
    @hccwarriordan5475 2 роки тому

    Okay, that was pretty funny. I know you can not fit every bike into your vid but unless I missed it you were missing the geezer glide of dual sport bikes, my beloved KLR.

  • @austinVloggs390
    @austinVloggs390 2 роки тому

    Been watching yammie noob for awhile Now I can say these are my favorite videos but how do you always leave out the Honda Grom and other minibikes

  • @nightwolf667z
    @nightwolf667z 2 роки тому +4

    With Spite as a prior owner, I was hoping for a more intense VFR burn..
    Also why not include the venerable GSXR250?

  • @dylanviduya9274
    @dylanviduya9274 2 роки тому

    As a previous owner of a cbr 300 and now a owner of an iron 883. It’s okay it’s slow 😌 i just enjoy my ride

  • @IamR3D88
    @IamR3D88 2 роки тому +6

    As an MT07 and DRZ owner, yes, I do want to do hoodrat stuff with my friends, but thats usually done on the DRZ, and it's one of the few without Amazon parts. (Name brand hand guards, levers, and tail tidy)

  • @powamoto
    @powamoto 2 роки тому +1

    Biggest fan Powamoto today he brings all thumbs for ya algorithms son 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💪

  • @luckyleo88
    @luckyleo88 2 роки тому

    I was waiting for a KTM 1290 R Superduke to appear, just got my 2021 delivered last week!

  • @pbasswil
    @pbasswil 2 роки тому +7

    This vid isn't about bikes, it's about identity - persona and self-image. You gotta admit, one of the biggest uses of motorcycles (especially in current American society) is as an accessory/prop to build an image. I assure you though, there's a minority of people out there who couldn't give a flying ƒµ¢≤ what anyone _else_ think their bike choice says about _them,_ and have no unresolved gender issues. So they're free to just buy whatever bike appeals to them.

  • @mattlittle3330
    @mattlittle3330 8 місяців тому

    I know you don't see this, but it is hilarious that there is a Quadlock ad played immediately after you first said Rokform.

  • @shanedavis9728
    @shanedavis9728 Рік тому

    Hey papa yams, I ride an 81 honda cm400 that I’ve been slowly turning into a cafe racer. I think you for got to roast the cafe guys also 😂

  • @smartassist9700
    @smartassist9700 2 роки тому

    Funny “rant”. But , I’ve had an Aprilia since May 2008 (14YRS). Well maintained, serviced on time. No single issue.
    But I understand…. Every time I see a Harley…. (Over priced, not creative in style since their beginning, Most riders are “depends” wearing, geritol Consumer from old days of Talc, railroad track on wheels, limited distance tours as Old Folks home has a curfew for the residence to be back for each meal (and snack time).

  • @Juniorgomez42
    @Juniorgomez42 2 роки тому +1

    8:48 damn I thought I got away with not getting roasted 😂😂

  • @EdwardVelez
    @EdwardVelez Рік тому

    We need more of these episodes

  • @rudrakshsinghtomar8542
    @rudrakshsinghtomar8542 2 роки тому

    yammie i started on a duke 390 went up with the RE gt 650 now what should i get i m into full fearing bikes but i m able to find a good one i have seen your all videos about the bikes but i m still confused what to get to keep me entertain and just out of context i like ducatis should i get that ?

  • @greencitytiger7899
    @greencitytiger7899 2 роки тому +1

    I bought a iron 1200 for my first bike almost two years ago (brand new 2020) and I've been questioning my decision about my purchase because I hardly ride it. I only rode on the interstate about 3 miles and got off on the very next exit. I still have the fear of leaning it. I don't want to join on group rides when I see them posted on certain fb group pages because I fear I'll piss everyone off and I don't know anyone who rides lol. As I said, it's been almost 2 years since I bought it and I only put about 3000 miles on it mainly going to work and back. I do enjoy when I ride and I even got a gopro 7 to attach to my helmet (yes, I wear a helmet, call me a wimp, I don't care) to record when I do ride. I'm hoping soon I'll find myself riding to work more often and on the weekends, but I gotta say that holding that throttle constantly because my bike isn't equipped with cruise control sucks.

    • @gabesonnier2297
      @gabesonnier2297 Рік тому +2

      At least your not like me I bought the 883

    • @CantTreadOnMe
      @CantTreadOnMe Рік тому

      ​@Gabe Sonnier Dude I got a Meteor 350, count your blessings. 😆 🤣 Let's see if someone can 1 down me!

  • @patriciapat2106
    @patriciapat2106 Рік тому

    The ending where he kept laughing made me lmao 😂 it is a good line 😂✋

  • @mikerow358
    @mikerow358 2 роки тому

    Hahahaha!! Well played Yammi, nicely done.

  • @jonnybrown1717
    @jonnybrown1717 2 роки тому

    Can we please get more outtakes on videos that was actually fucking hilarious 😂

  • @oscarbear7498
    @oscarbear7498 2 роки тому +8

    3k on a drz400sm, this dude on drugs.
    Those bikes in good condition can't be found under 6k anywhere in the US.
    Drz400sm is the true working class supermoto. Taking a ktm690 down and up stairs isn't as fun.
    Pay 2x the price on a bike your going to drop isn't fun.
    If your not dropping your super moto going off road, trying new things, driving on road, to the Beach, in mud, then you have the wrong bike.
    Using a supermoto to just be on road is like using a Swiss army knife just for the tooth pick part.

    • @blanemccurdy566
      @blanemccurdy566 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah 3K for the drz doesn't exist right now I tried lol

    • @joshabreu1156
      @joshabreu1156 2 роки тому +1

      It's also ridiculous that he complains about harley riders saying "get a real bike" while essentially doing the same thing simping for overpriced euro bikes

    • @oscarbear7498
      @oscarbear7498 2 роки тому +1

      @@joshabreu1156 that's why i don't agree with everything on this channel.
      Simping over over priced euro bikes is so lame...
      Paying 2x the money to have the same fun on a less comfortable ride is the most poser thing ever, just to say ur on a euro bike and it's specs.
      You could pike up a drz400sm in good condition around 6k and 1k in mods.
      After taxes, fees, registration you would be at about 7.5k
      That's a pretty penny of money but it's a good toy to use in mud, drop, lend to good friends, learn on, travel with.
      Vs paying 2x the price at 14k never using it to it's full potential, not wanting to really use it because your still paying for it... idk it just doesn't make sense for most situations.
      Unless your going to the track alot... but let's be honest maybe just 1% of people do

    • @joshabreu1156
      @joshabreu1156 2 роки тому

      @@oscarbear7498 don't get me wrong, I'm not anti euro bike and I like some of them. But to shit on a cheaper bike because it doesn't have the same tech is ridiculous. Yeah it's way less money, you get less features. But it'll last longer and get you to the same places. Not everyone can throw down upwards of 10k for a bike. Some want to be able to buy a house instead of live in a crappy apartment and own fancier bikes

    • @joshabreu1156
      @joshabreu1156 2 роки тому

      @@oscarbear7498 I'm very happy with my DR650. I was able to buy it used just before prices shot up. I'd rather own this bike that I paid cash for than finance a fancier bike tbh

  • @pottertool
    @pottertool 2 роки тому +43

    As an owner of both the new gen Z900 and the new gen MT 09,
    The z900 is the better of the 2 imo.
    Its smoother, sportier, has better build quality, and handles better. The only thing ill give the MT 09 over the z900 is its low end punch, and the separation of the power and TC modes. Other than that, ill take the Z any day.

    • @zdv3119
      @zdv3119 2 роки тому +4

      100% agree

    • @Joshie-Z
      @Joshie-Z 2 роки тому +8

      As a z900 owner I'm glad I chose it over the mt09 everytime I look at it. I still believe it is the second coming of jesus....

    • @skylinesquid
      @skylinesquid 2 роки тому +1

      Im 6'3 and when i sit on the z900 my feet hit the exhaust mount and it feels cramped, the mt09 feels nice and roomy

    • @toofastnobrakes
      @toofastnobrakes 2 роки тому +3

      @@skylinesquid I’m 6’5, had the same problem till I added an aftermarket exhaust. Which is literally always my first mod

    • @austinkaufman9402
      @austinkaufman9402 2 роки тому +3

      that low end torque makes it way more fun though.

  • @scarecrow33
    @scarecrow33 10 місяців тому

    I ride a ADV and a Sportster and I love all your videos

  • @NilupulMalinda
    @NilupulMalinda 4 місяці тому +1

    I like the bit about the Z900. My buddy who has a Z900 told me that he was originally looking for a MT-09 and couldn't find a good deal in the area. He said he found a good deal on his Z900 and bought it. It's a really nice bike. But I'm sure that like Yammie mentioned, deep down he still wishes if he had bought a MT-09. Back then I had a FZ-07. Later on I got a gen 3 MT-09. Jokes aside, I think my buddy's Z900 is more confidence inspiring compared to my MT-09. Maybe he made the right decision to go with a Z900.

  • @joshuabohn9429
    @joshuabohn9429 Рік тому

    Tbf I got a meteor 350 as a bike to learn on, works great for relaxing back road riding, anything over 50mph tho, let's just say a bicycle with a lawnmower engine would feel less sketchy

  • @johnholten2020
    @johnholten2020 2 роки тому +5

    Yammie: “Everything’s accepted”
    Royal enfield 350:
    Lol

  • @meds4all
    @meds4all 2 роки тому

    MotoAmerica and the new rules package for the middle powered class does now have one or two Suzuki 750 in the field. They were able to add throttle by wire and some other electronics to it. But added on as you say the factory hasn't updated in years. Right now it looks like the V2 will continue to slay the field but the modified 750 has been there at the end of the few races it's been in. Looks to be better on the tries at the end then the V2. At least there's no more well the zx6 is winning cause it has 36 more cc the us.