get registered with the USCF or FIDE, buy a board and a clock, find your local tournament scene, and whenever your opponent gets up to go to the bathroom or take a cig break, etc, put a couple of his pieces in your ass... eventually you will accumulate a winning advantage and your "1300/1400" days will be gone forever.
The only way to get better is to study that shit like a part time job. That's why I quit playing, it's not as fun if you have to study and take it super seriously, like when I was playing competitive CS GO.
Get a sense of how much blitz you play. Take that time and start spending 70-80% of that studying openings, strategic planning, tactics (study them by category if you can so that your pattern recognition improves faster) and watch masters playing. Also, stop playing blitz once you're tilted. You need to maintain a positive spread if you're aiming to get to a rating like 2000, and there's just so many ways to lose a blitz game that you need to quit while you're ahead. Also, chess is incredibly gay
"Bone pressed" means, I believe, that they're measuring by pressing the ruler up against the pubic bone. I guess it's supposed to compensate for being fat by measuring the actual length versus usable length, or something.
Don't worry guys im above average size and still can't get any puh... Had to turn gay and met a 6'3" guy that was half the size and im just 5'7" to truly understand this bit
God damn, i feel like half the episodes Adam is just chewing straight in to the mic. Smacking his lips and making disgusting chewing noises. Its unbearable. How hard is it to just back off the mic when you're stuffing your face.
I’m actually on Bigdickproblems (same name look me up I don’t care, no one’s gonna see this) and the amount of hatred we get from SDP is crazy. You are literally not allowed to mention BDP in the SDP sub, at all, and they are aggressive about it.
"I don't give off a bitches aura, in fact im dressed like Cloud from Ff7, probably one of the most masculine... the most masculine characters"
One of my favorite nick quotes for sure
@@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 yea yea
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This is the best way to play c town bits without alarming your coworkers.
“yeah he just watches chess on his phone and laughs idk man just don’t leave me alone with him”
@@TimmyMcGowan"If he touches me, I'm suing this entire company"
I have headphones and I put my phone somewhere on a shelf, then I laugh manically and people look at me funny but fuck them ;)
Since you seem to be too afraid to say it, "CUMTOWN" bits.
I love alarming my coworkers with ironic bits about racism and misogyny though…
"Small dick i dont know why" is possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard
Even crazier that Adam said it
It doesnt even matter how hard you cry
24:30 to hear Adam blast the N bomb.
“Nick is just transfixed with smalldickproblems right now”
Lol
Adam making al these accounts is crazy 🤪
“Small Dick! I don’t know Why!”
Adam killing it. Also I’m gay 31:25
SMALL dick IN my PAAANTS. The GIRLS they CAN not FEEEEL
Adam killed it on that first linkin park riff
Shut up adam!
24:30 adam drops it
“Nick is”
No he said it @@brancracker
Stavs explosion at 11:44 is one of his all time greats
Someone should make a compilation of Stav’s greatest laughs.
Now that’s a fat man laugh
His laugh sounds like agonizing screams of a crow that has been stepped on.
always good when he has to move away from the mic because he's laughing so loud
I’m gay and Stav is my sugar daddy
I just started reading some of the comments on the sp problems subreddit and I can't stop. It's too funny lmfao
I actually learned how to play chess
queen is too powerful, needs a nerf
@@BeatsNBassNRhymes there should be a figure that just can beat up the queen whenever you want
Thats gay
Im legitimately too stupid to even begin to understand how it works .. Ill just stick to checkers but definetinely not the chinese kind
Brag about it why don't you.
"4x4??"
"Yeah it's a little Jeep Wrangler"
This is some of the wildest persecution complex behavior I've come across.
"This woman accepts my faults, should I dump her?"
"She has a sense of humor? What a bitch!"
Yeah that one pissed me off lol. The guy coulda had a loving girlfriend but he literally reddited himself out of it.
38:44 Nick's Little Dick Cowboy bit, for my personal reference
Doing the Lord's work
Playing Oblivion soundtrack on Cumtown is really soothing
37:05 that was a beautiful move
24:30 Adam saying that is so crazy 💀
Ofc nick knows what hypospoteous is
You can glean a lot of his medical history from the things he knows
Adams contribution at 31:29 should be on a "Best of Adam" compilation
31:27
Any advice for someone stuck at ~1300 blitz/1400 rapid? I feel like everyone I play can see my SP…
get registered with the USCF or FIDE, buy a board and a clock, find your local tournament scene, and whenever your opponent gets up to go to the bathroom or take a cig break, etc, put a couple of his pieces in your ass... eventually you will accumulate a winning advantage and your "1300/1400" days will be gone forever.
Do more puzzles. Study several openings and stick with them.
The only way to get better is to study that shit like a part time job. That's why I quit playing, it's not as fun if you have to study and take it super seriously, like when I was playing competitive CS GO.
Go play a real man's game like Halo or some shit, nerd.
Get a sense of how much blitz you play. Take that time and start spending 70-80% of that studying openings, strategic planning, tactics (study them by category if you can so that your pattern recognition improves faster) and watch masters playing. Also, stop playing blitz once you're tilted. You need to maintain a positive spread if you're aiming to get to a rating like 2000, and there's just so many ways to lose a blitz game that you need to quit while you're ahead.
Also, chess is incredibly gay
Finally, a cumtown bit relevant to me
I'm 6'1, height privilege is real Stav, your just such a short king you never see it.
Average heights 5'10, I'm over that, so I'm tall, so why'd u call me out? Did u want me to feel bad or whatsup?
@@alexf7259 it is. And I'm not crying. Keep hating weirdo
@@alexf7259Lmao. Tell that to Mullen
Im tall, just from a scientific medical factual level. So screw off Alex F, I didn't ask for your incorrect opinion, you strange a-hole.
nick mullen is 5'3
This is one of my favorite eps. The anger of the sp community is one that is heartfelt from a bd haver that gets not booty.
You get no booty because you are gay
Pause. Restart. Do the voice.
Hell yeah, dude.
24:30 lol Adam dropped an n bomb and noone noticed
“Tech decks” kills me every single time, I’m positive I’ve already made that comment before but god dammit 😂
I made me dinner with this in the background. I have peaked in the tard department
Wow I never knew Linkin Park could sound so good.
Small dick… I dont know why😂
24:29
According to the captions Adam blasted off an N.
Funniest thing he ever said 😂
I am SP - special person :)
55:33 this character was one of the all-time greats
Imagine the guy who wrote the post he sang like an emo song finding this.
He for sure did, because the Cumtown subreddit was pretty notorious for brigading the SP sub to suggest they all become gay.
"Bone pressed" means, I believe, that they're measuring by pressing the ruler up against the pubic bone. I guess it's supposed to compensate for being fat by measuring the actual length versus usable length, or something.
Or so you heard.
best episode ever
That laugh from stav was intense
Don't worry guys im above average size and still can't get any puh... Had to turn gay and met a 6'3" guy that was half the size and im just 5'7" to truly understand this bit
Dad? When are you coming home?
you were forced to turn gay?
@@ghostface5231 happens more than you think partner
What a pathetic creature
"4.5 inches... hard" lol
love this
I sprinted to the comments at 24:30
6:49 stolen phallor?
Damn I am feeling a lot better about myself after this one.
6:48 He was awarded a Purple Helmet for his service.
hey i just noticed the title says "the adam friedland show" when this was funny, whats up with that?
Mr Chess boy discovered cum town after watching TAFS Mac demarco interview, they're just catching up now
33:13 Should have switched song to "In the end" on that hypospadias bit
I’ve had it with these SPW:s
53:12
Omfg I’m dying
SP club... I'm gay
No chance Adam said the funniest thing
Hay I’m gay actor Michael Douglas
Anyone wanna be in my SP crew - secret pals 😎
24:16 LOL
lol wait didn’t Michael Brown rob a store and reach for the cops gun? maybe I’m misremembering
He was an unarmed black teenager under duress
yes
He stole a pack of blunt wraps. Then he was shot like a dog and his body left in the street for hours. Yep, sounds like Justice to me.
Monkey thief got monkified
Nothing wrong here
@@GoriIIaTactics monkified? what does that mean
When nick says "ive done the other." Is he talking about scat?
He’s pissed on someone
24:30 gamer
Whats the name of that opening?
Your moms vagine
The retards gambit
The English and Sicilian
God damn, i feel like half the episodes Adam is just chewing straight in to the mic. Smacking his lips and making disgusting chewing noises. Its unbearable. How hard is it to just back off the mic when you're stuffing your face.
(31:18)-😂😭💀
20:20 🤣
28:15
16:37
wait, you're supposed to go PAST the lips?
4:27, bro you could have CM'd with the queen by moving to the white tile down. Right?
He can block with his rook bro
@@TheAdamFriedlandShowChessClips Oh, I thought you had to move the king above all else?! Anyway, this isn't your footage? 😆
@@pawel8365 What are you on about?
@@pawel8365 no dumbass you can move any piece to escape check
@@TheAdamFriedlandShowChessClips ignore the haters
31:10
wtf made me google hypospodia xD
1:42
That’s the smallest I’ve ever seen stav
I’m actually on Bigdickproblems (same name look me up I don’t care, no one’s gonna see this) and the amount of hatred we get from SDP is crazy. You are literally not allowed to mention BDP in the SDP sub, at all, and they are aggressive about it.
Out of interest why would u post something about bpd in a spd thread
"I hate having a big d cuz it makes my girlfriend squirt all over the sheets and I keep having to wash them" - big d problems, probably
Name one BDP 😂
@@TylerJordan601 Touches the floor when squatting
@Jack Meens Same reason someone would make a comment on youtube announcing they are on BDP (and yes you can look him up, same name).
I have a 6 incher but its covered in psoriasis
Same bud..same
6.08 actually but I don't like to brag
@@supaflywhiteguy7635 bro doing 0.0 decimals
SMALL WORLD!
Here at the 5 minute mark! Bless One Hand Haven 🫡
sp bandits
sp warriors