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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
- With Valentine's Day on the horizon, Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #WhyImSingle.
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" Yeah I've been watching you a lot " 😂😂😂 XD I died ..
minamoon01
I said something similar to a girl once she just laughed
minamoon01 excuse me while I go jump off a roof
I was just at that part lol l
"Derpin', get down!"
IM DYING I love Higgins XD
It's a 5soa reference but no one gets it😭
5sos? I don't think Higgins was referring to them... he was just saying it as a joke. But okay...
No I meant the actual Twitter
Ohhhhh haha I get it now XD
+Dark Angel I freaked out when he said the name
Totally understand the starfish problem.
Same here, hahaha !!
From experience I can tell Starfish are weak against Vine Whip. #WhyImSingle
KerbalEssences Why not Thunder?
XD me too!
yes! lol i respect anyone who is honest about their sleeping style. id gladly buy a second bed for the same room if it meant we both sleep and wake up comfy. i cant sleep like im a fucking vampire lol
"Whatever you do to my daughter I'll do to you" hahahahahahahahahahaha :)
Well, maybe one day she brings a boy home, who would like that.
What if he broke up with her, would her dad break up with him?
Ummm, I just bought her a plane ticket to Hawaii
@@alexandergaus493 oh yeah baby!
Me: Why am i single
*looks in mirror*
Me: Oh yeah
Lachlan Opie I can relate
😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, bud, I do feel your pain. Never give up on what you want.
Sums my life
Lachlan Opie then go to gym and get fit, not overly done just toned and slim. People would rather self pity then change because change is harder.
I laughed so hard at what Higgins said about the DerpinIrwin thing, "Derpin, get down!!!" 😂😂😂
Dude same I was dying
derp
i keep trying to find a compilation of Fallon and Higgins"s adlib moments. im so glad the newer generation of late night is more relaxed like this. im in love with James Corden"s show style
Who else is celebrating Valentine . Single ?
Me :( b
GF broke up with me yesterday...so me. But I am gonna spend Valentines playing D&D with my friends. #BestValentinesEver
Not me. I'm celebrating tonight because I stupidly forgot to take my two year anniversary with my fiancé off.
Jimmi Reaza Maybe she broke up with you because you play Dungeons and Dragons. Just saying...
Umm...I'm celebrating Valentines alone, because like usual...I didn't get her anything.
Because I watch youtube videos #whyimsingle
I'm currently dating celebrities, they just don't know about it yet #WhyImSingle
OMG I DO THE JEDI THING WITH ALL THE DOORS TOO!
same!😂😂
+ElectroMonkey I do it sometimes as well!
+ElectroMonkey yep, i even try it on non-sliding doors. can't recommend it
+ElectroMonkey Sometimes I even pretend there are guards and I say "You will open these doors"
+ElectroMonkey there are people who dont?
i'm never alone on valentine's day, i hang around the restaurants and swoop in when your man doesn't turn up
Floyd Mayweather 50-0 lol 😂😂😂 smart
So you are alone then?
@@justingower4535 married with 2 kids now
" derpin get down " lol that guys side comments get me
Ugh he's the reason I don't watch this show
xD
Devon Hope the guys name is Higgins
All the single ladies, put your hands up!
I incorporate Spongebob references and lingo into my conversations. #WhyImSingle
krustomer that is awesome haha. Also lol at your username Krustomer :P
"I'm headed to the Krustyyy, I mean McDonald's for lunch..."
***** Muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-ma-ma MAYBE!
Me too!
don't feel bad about it i think that's cool
dftba!
I give voices to inanimate cbjects when im bored #WhyImSingle
I do that even when I'm not bored
hahaha that's a reason you SHOULDN'T be single :D
I do it too. My SO looks at me like I'm crazy
KellyOKellyComedy do I sense a budding relationship between kellyokelly and luis dej?
Shy1Persephone hehe I'm game if he is :) I have an entire house of stuff he could talk to. :D I name my things too!
I do the Jedi stuff too, now i know why I'm single... Aren't Jedis supposed to stay single?!
Than what about Anakin Skywalker?
@@frontdesk756 he's a douchebag.
+Front Desk
This is exactly why he fell to the dark side.
I do it too .
I do this too, it makes me feel like powerful 😂😂😂
JimmyFallon
#WhyImSingle
I couldn't get Nicole Kidman to a date.
she "meh" lol a dude like fallon would never have an issue if he wasnt married. nice reference though. her face just looks so fake now though. i never understand how people who get face shit done to "look younger" think like we all dont notice lol. you look like a wax model.....i really gotta stop drinking and reading Fallon clip comments. im an ugly shit but im gonna age like a normal human lol
@@Banidil You are jealous miserable prick.
The truly sad thing about it is, that she was interested. He flat out blew that opportunity.
Why I'm single?
Normal people: hey I think you're cute!
Me: so did you fall from heaven cuz you're the only ten I see... Oh wait
This is the best comment here. 😂
Thanks😂 it's true though😂
I'd probably be the same way if I didn't just stare at boys from across the room waiting for something to say.
I think the word "Hey, I like your hat" would probably be a better line...
is that what woody said to that one girl on Suit life on deck!!!!!
I've heard it before, but the "whatever you do to my daughter I'll do to you" is one of the best dad lines ever!
"Pringles, I must have" lol
Also, Zach Braff contributed! Awesome!
"Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you." Buy daughter a new house; get second house free. Score.
"derpin' get down!" I CANT BREATHE
I don't care, the dad from the second tweet - LEGEND!
I feel you Paige, I also sleep like a Starfish
LMAO how do people come up with these analogies
Flying Monkey Squirrel thanks debbie
My guy calls it "skydiving sleeper"
Who /doesn't/ do that to automatic doors? I know I do! ... #WhyImSingle
I don't. I normally use both hands like I'm parting the red sea lol
frostybros Depends if there's one door or two!
I just do a subtle little hand flick. They have automatic doors and stalls at my university and I've gone through them so many times in the last 3 years that I have the timing pretty much perfect
9.
Ooo me I do it when I go through like Winn Dixie I take my hands and act like I'm magically opening the doors
Last night I dreamed that I was on a date with Jimmy! He took me to a restaurant where he managed to Kristen Wigg and Bill Hader to serve us. It was the best date I ever had! Thank you Jimmy! ❤️
I watched half a season of The Office yesterday and I dreamt I was in it :\
No joke, after watching Grey's Anatomy last night and ugly crying for two hours afterwards, I dreamt that I was a doctor at Grey-Sloan Memorial and I was operating on the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow.
No joke, I literally watched Bill Hader's SNL Monologue with Kristen Wiig right before watching this video.
Creepy.
#WhyYoureSingle
So I guess It was better than his date with Nicole Kidman
Heyo!!!!
You sleep like a starfish?
I don't sleep at all. o_o
10/10 "Check a Doctor" -IGN
Feels though
I love that little look Jimmy gives the camera/audience after reading a phone Twitter name.
Derpin! GET DOWN! Get to the chopper, If you want to live! NOW!!!
who hasn't done the Jedi Open door thing. Makes you feel like a boss when you time it right.
The bus passengers in my city always do because there are sensors you can wave at on the back doors of buses to open them.
i also do it for elevators. v.v
XD
@Dale, yep. Grand River Transit.
Happy Single Awareness day everyone!
AYYY 5SOSFAM DERPIN IRWIN
I KNOW I LOVE HOW NOONE GOT IT HAHAH
YAAAS I WAS THERE LIKE OMG ashton IRWIN and DERPING since 2011
nice program,freedom
facebook.com my account-chanhit, me and international space station history,wisdom
YES
EVERYWHERE I GO THE 5SOS FAM IS THERE
YASSSSS
True
oh hay ARMY! and lol princess jin is life but you got jungkook as you picccc lol I feel ya picking only one is too hard! 😂
rararabia19 Ikr, I've also had a username for suga and a pic for v
IT'S JUST TOO HARD
Yay... 5sos!! I'm seeing them in 18 days
"Derpin' get down" 😂 5SOS fam spotted under the radar 😂
That tweet from lisefranz is from a joke:
I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time and he said "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you". A few hours later, I was in the car with my girlfriend and I started crying. She asked what's wrong, I said "I think your dad is gonna fuck me in the ass and take me out for a pizza."
The last one is maybe the reason why I'm single! NETFLIX is just too entertaining😂
"If you would look up you in the cute there'd be a picture of the dictionary.
Fuck, I mean uh, if you'd look up dictionary in the you there would- shit.
If you would cute up dictionary.. no..
the dictionary thinks you're cute"
uSE YOUR GLUTES 😂😂😂😂😂😂
uSE YOUR GLUTES If someone used that in me I wouldn't be single. 😂
Why does your dictionary have pictures?
sry I didn't mean oop
i feel like that pick up line would work
"DERPIN! GET DOWN!" aka another golden moment from Higgins.
I do the Jedi thing too 😂😭
Same xD
Same here! 😁
LOL!!! Not at all Steve. I did it today. :)
Katie Johns ME TOO😂
Happy Fallontine's Day, everyone!
"I sleep like a starfish" LMFAO xD
FUCKING 5SOS FAM WITH DERPIN IRWIN
I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂
I was laughing at that and my sister who was watching this video with me was confused on why I was laughing 😂
yassss 👌
+Dark Angel yus
HAHAHAHAHAHA yasssss😂😂😂😂
"Derpin! Get down!"
Hahaha gets me every damn time
Higgins you stole the show again you are my favorite
Everyone else seems to hate him!
he's my favorite part of the show
He's the worst sidekick in late night imo. Andy Richter is hilarious. When Craig Ferguson was hosting, Geoff Peterson was always great. I dont watch seth meyers so idk who the sidekick is, if there is one
Higgins grew on me and he is hilarious!!
Everyone looks funny next to Jimmy Fallon. "Get down Derpin!"
Perfect way to start my day, with a great laugh 😂
Why I'm single: No social life
"Derpin, get down!" Made me laugh until I cried lol
Jimmy Fallon: played video game when Kidman came to my apartment.#WhyImSingle
Oh my gosh! Random person from my alma mater as soon as he read "ringbyspringlu" I was like, wait, as in the thing that everyone says at LU, as in L-U, as in Liberty University? So yeah, it was an account from a person at Liberty!!! That was great!
booya
realized it too! Laughed at the way Jimmy said it!
BUT DIDNT THEY HAVE 5SOS ON THE SHOW WOULDNT YOU KNOW WHO THE "IRWIN" WAS ABOUT THE GIRL LITERALLY HAD AN ASHTON PIC AS HER PROFILE HOW
exactly what I thought
Pizza, soda and a Netflix movie is cheaper.
THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A 5SAUSE REFERANCE IN THIS 😅😅
"Don't believe me? Just watch"😂😂
I died at "derpin get down"
Zach fucking Braff!!!
Lovin the new lewk jepus.
Lmao I love Jimmy and Higgins!!!
I do the Jedi one too but I'm my mind I'm Magneto from the X-men.
Why I am Single: I randomly burst into songs from comedy musicals. One minute it's My Freeze Ray from DHSAB and the next it's Hermione Can't Draw From AVPS and then The Dynamic Duet from HMB. And that is just one reason.
“Whatever you do to my daughter I’ll do to you” 😂😂😂 definitely gonna use this someday
I'm not single. Probably 'cause I found a man who will also "Jedi" the automatic grocery store doors. :)
Just yesterday I was searching for the matching word for my sleeping style - Starfish! Brilliant!
"pringles I must have" 😂😂
I love the whole show, Hashtags are my favorite though lol
Speaking about the automatic door, I jump in front of it, to surprise it 😂 and though I’m not single
That last one was perfect, Netflix kills.
1:29 The new scene in 50 Shades of Grey.
.... are my eyes playing tricks on me or is he wearing a knitted tie?
hahahahaha the starfish one is my favorite
DAMN IT 5SOSFAM
YEES
LOL i was watching this with another fan and when he said "thats not the reason" i laughed and she looked at me and said "omg how r u laughing he just like offended us" and i was like "ITS FUNNY CHILL"
THE FAM IS EVERYWHERE!
PHANDOM!!!!!!!
Kill it fire!
One time I asked the BTS fandom what BTS was...I'll never be the same...
FANDOMS ARE CULTS
Lol I would know Imma big harry potter fangirl
Haha his Yoda is pretty good.
That last one is me. ☺️🙈 #WhyImSingle
my crush asked me if i wanted to hang out i nervously replied " I can't I'm hanging out with my boyfriend " Im single... #ReasonsWhyImSingle
I thought a starfish slept under a rock next to a sponge that lives in a pineapple.
"Derpin Erwin."
Oh. That's why he is.. 😂😂
Ringbyspringlu is about Liberty University in Virginia. They have a saying "ring by spring" because it's notorious for freshman getting engaged by their spring semester.
So I guess #whyimsingle is because I didn't go to Liberty University.
Oh, so they give a M R S degree. (Mrs.)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that with Uptown Funk.
Only people in the 5SOSFam understand what DerpingIrwin means
That last one is so accurate that it's scary
Who else can relate to the Jedi one? I can!
The buses in my city have a sensor people wave at on the back door to open it, so whoever exits the back door always feels like a Jedi. 😏
Hey zach braff!! :D that starfish one killed me too haha
5SOSFAM I KNO U CAUGHT IT WHERE U AT DOE
5SOS FAM YO ✌🔥
YO 5SOS FAM!!!
Heeere ✋
I'm single because I held a protest about how Elmo's fur should be yellow. My protest slogan was "LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, YELLOWS WORLD!!!
" yah Ive been watching you a lot."
Islande McDermet yes? 😊
Who doesn't wave their hands like a Jedi at automatic doors? It's too awesome not to do.
at 0:23 only the 5sos fam will get it
Savanah Lopez yes😂
Savanah Lopez yes😂😂 gahd Ash has a great last name don't push it Jimmy -_-
Hailey Brooks yooo your name is tight
Savanah Lopez derping since 2011 ✌🏻️😂
Hahaha, those are hilarious!!! :D
Some guy asked me today why I'm single I was there joking like "I don't know, I thought I was sexy AF" and he was all like "aha but you're actually pretty good looking" I was just like um...o.o who me? whaaat...just happened? (bare in mind this is like one of the best looking, funniest and nicest people in my school) like whuu? XD ahaha the actual reason is probably because when I'm bored I start having a conversation with myself and Mickey Mouse (also myself) because I can do a really good Mickey voice XD
Haha me too but I prefer heath ledger joker, instead of Mickey mouse
Aw, Zach Braff at the end. I'll date you, Zach Braff!
You'd date someone that beat up a 12 year old?
The only thing I have to look forward to tomorrow is my cousins birthday.
"Pringles i must have" ... crying over these tweets ... :D :D
I always open automatic doors like a Jedi XD
RingbyspringLU!! hahaha that's my school!
This is the best one ever - I think the neighbors heard me laughing! I can't see I! I can't see! Tears I can't see!
Jimmy fallon is hilarious
Harry styles does the kit Kat thing with twix 😂😂😂
Who’s never waived their hand at automatic doors???! In 45 and I still do that. Annoys my kids lol
Hahaha! Derpin get down!
So I guess the Nicole Kidman thing has played out? I so expected this tweet:
"So I invited this beautiful woman over and all I could do was play video games. Then she embarrassed me on my TV show."
He'd read the first part, and then add the second part and act like he had no idea what they were talking about.
"Derpin, get down" crying forever 😂
"Sleep like a starfish" lmao!