Beauty YouTubers in 2014 be like:

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2020
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  • @felipedias7857
    @felipedias7857 3 роки тому +10157

    You forgot the “I’m sorry for the noise” and we hear nothing

  • @skatingsarah1996
    @skatingsarah1996 3 роки тому +9049

    The off screen boyfriend giving her a drink and the “thank you” is the most accurate thing I’ve seen I-

  • @mahdireza5695
    @mahdireza5695 2 роки тому +1316

    Omg you forgot more stuff:
    -telling motorcycles to shut up when we can't hear anything
    -the crusty matte dark purple lips
    -the promotional codes
    -telling unfunny jokes
    -giveaway with 100 steps to enter
    -closeups of the makeup products with the price and shade number
    -telling stories that nobody cares about
    -shoutouts
    -threatening people to subscribe and turn the notification bell on
    ~sponsor

    • @ucjaostrowska2913
      @ucjaostrowska2913 2 роки тому +27

      this is so accurate i cant--

    • @outofcuriosity3203
      @outofcuriosity3203 2 роки тому +67

      She included the drink though.
      "TEEEEENK YOUUU"

    • @jpd1592
      @jpd1592 2 роки тому +10

      @@outofcuriosity3203 I love that part lmao 😂

    • @KikiMeowKitty
      @KikiMeowKitty 2 роки тому +26

      “Threatening people to subscribe and turn on the notification bell on” 😂😂

    • @Sol-ow6ds
      @Sol-ow6ds 2 роки тому +15

      And lily lashes in Miami

  • @purplelamington279
    @purplelamington279 3 роки тому +1971

    Omfg who remembers the 'kAbUkI bRuSh' that every youtuber had 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CeruleanWings
      @CeruleanWings 3 роки тому +14

      Omfg 😂😭

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 2 роки тому +52

      And how they all just loved to say its name over and over again and in every single video they uploaded.

    • @robynvercetti9476
      @robynvercetti9476 2 роки тому +9

      No one uses it anymore right?

    • @mia_cuan_gameplay
      @mia_cuan_gameplay 2 роки тому +34

      I still have mine.
      2014 feels like yesterday.

    • @jpd1592
      @jpd1592 2 роки тому +4

      Yesss 😂

  • @NA-kf7dj
    @NA-kf7dj 3 роки тому +4707

    She forgot the "u want your brows to look like sisters not twins"😂😂

    • @maeve4747
      @maeve4747 3 роки тому +286

      "mine aren't even cousins hahAHHAHAH"

    • @its_lemon_19
      @its_lemon_19 3 роки тому +90

      @@maeve4747 mine aren't even related.

    • @LemonFlavoredRain
      @LemonFlavoredRain 3 роки тому +68

      Mine aren’t even the same species.

    • @uhhranz
      @uhhranz 3 роки тому +38

      Mine don’t even exist

    • @limnaee1812
      @limnaee1812 3 роки тому +3

      Legitttt

  • @KatBlaque
    @KatBlaque 3 роки тому +31036

    The intro music alone made this insanely accurate.

    • @KatBlaque
      @KatBlaque 3 роки тому +2196

      You should have started with a long drawn out apology about how you haven't posted in a while.

    • @KatBlaque
      @KatBlaque 3 роки тому +1453

      lol. NOT THE CHOCOLATE PALETTE.

    • @KatBlaque
      @KatBlaque 3 роки тому +1467

      Not casually mentioning you all expenses paid trip to Dubai in the middle of your apology!! lol

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  3 роки тому +1569

      I love seeing your thoughts escalate 😂😂

    • @SparkleOnWithJoyfulJon
      @SparkleOnWithJoyfulJon 3 роки тому +55

      Hi Jeemiii. Sorry...lol

  • @Tediruxevelt
    @Tediruxevelt Рік тому +76

    That EOS lip bomb did everything BUT moisturize

  • @primroseoak44
    @primroseoak44 2 роки тому +205

    That EOS lip balm had an absolute chokehold on every single teenage girl

    • @sharroon7574
      @sharroon7574 7 місяців тому +3

      I thought it was great, but it literally made my lips dry.

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato 7 місяців тому

      guilty 😂😂

    • @kellidougal7576
      @kellidougal7576 7 місяців тому

      My mother still buys this for me every Christmas and I don’t have the heart to tell her that it’s the worst 😂

    • @bryna7
      @bryna7 7 місяців тому

      That's better than the death grip that axe body spray had/has on every teenage boy because they think it'll get them laid.

  • @monis6460
    @monis6460 3 роки тому +8441

    You didn’t huff the Chocolate palette and complain about wanting to eat it

  • @starfish0607
    @starfish0607 3 роки тому +4375

    The only thing missing was the "without further ado let's get into the video" *points*

    • @maja__5047
      @maja__5047 3 роки тому +199

      Right after the 6 minute talk

    • @angelaleon4060
      @angelaleon4060 3 роки тому +22

      1:01 was kinda the same thing 😂

    • @laurelkennedy3344
      @laurelkennedy3344 3 роки тому +41

      Idk I think that was very 2015-16 ish along with the super saturated backdrops and the string lights and stuff

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 3 роки тому +9

      Pronounced adue.

    • @kianamcdonough1147
      @kianamcdonough1147 3 роки тому +14

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THOSE CRINGY SAYINGS IN THE INTRO

  • @MrsBrock1258
    @MrsBrock1258 3 роки тому +660

    I know this is a parody, but I'm stuck in 2014. I'm all about the brows and the baking and the white under eye lol. Now I know how my mom felt when I told her her techniques were outdated.

    • @anneke06
      @anneke06 2 роки тому +46

      I swear baking was more of 2016, maybe that was the year it took off worldwide but it definitely wasn't 2014.

    • @aninfpslyricvideos
      @aninfpslyricvideos 2 роки тому +13

      If you have oily skin, baking should be fine!

    • @brizydizi
      @brizydizi 2 роки тому +1

      @@aninfpslyricvideos what's baking tho

    • @carmanwillis7537
      @carmanwillis7537 2 роки тому +10

      Dude, I swear, she did the brows and I'm just like "That's it! That's the look I want!"

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Рік тому +12

      I'm stuck in 2007, think smokey eye is the coolest thing ever

  • @SunxSurfxSand
    @SunxSurfxSand 3 роки тому +363

    We need a 2010 version when makeup skills weren’t as good as 2014. Coastal Scents was all the rage.

    • @marilinavidela7959
      @marilinavidela7959 2 роки тому +15

      I don't know if it was 2010 or earlier (maybe 2006) when I saw people with white eyeshadow around their eyes, looked like a flour circle lol

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 2 роки тому +15

      Don't forget that HIDEOUS shade of pink lipgloss that looked AWFUL on all skin tones for some reason, and it was never flattering 😭 oh yh and don't forget the panda eyes, no setting or primer, ashy af blue eyeshadow, EXTRA frosty dollar store shimmery eyeshadow, pencil thin eyebrows, patchy bronzer and blush

    • @nerdygrl647
      @nerdygrl647 Рік тому +6

      I don't think 2014 is any better or more informed than 2010, it's just a different aesthetic. It's interesting because in the 2010's, makeup companies and influencers started pressuring people into buying more products for their daily routine. They insisted that so many of those products were vital to your makeup routine, and it just so happens you have to shell out even more money to make it possible. The makeup trends of the mid to late 2010's are a bit of a scam. These companies want you buying more and more products so they can rake in the dough. I bought into it for awhile, believing I needed all sorts of skincare, highlighter, huge eyeshadow pallets, etc. I realized how much money I was spending and that most of those products were not that important to my routine. I look so much better now with a more simple look, though I still love my eyeshadow.

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Рік тому +1

      We also need like a 1994 one, we have 1999 but it was definitely different

    • @lisasargent7111
      @lisasargent7111 Рік тому

      I still love coastal scents 😭 So bummed they went out of business.

  • @Wee-Snaw
    @Wee-Snaw 3 роки тому +3112

    I feel like I didn't hear the word "MATTE" nearly enough as I should have.
    "MATTE contour & highlight"
    "MATTE foundation"
    "MATTE nude lip"

    • @nadianolan2970
      @nadianolan2970 3 роки тому +32

      Myth by MAC was also missing... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Orangecataura
      @Orangecataura 3 роки тому +34

      MATTE nailpolish
      MATTE concealer
      MATTE eyeshadow
      MATTE powder
      MATTE BMW c30

    • @admantite
      @admantite 3 роки тому

      Nice pic and name, I thought I was on another elder scrolls lore video lol

  • @straycat3476
    @straycat3476 3 роки тому +6042

    Don't forget to act extremely surprised about the highlighter

    • @kjc4779
      @kjc4779 3 роки тому +229

      Omg yeah. Whatsup with that?! Its still going on i think

    • @tymiller1633
      @tymiller1633 3 роки тому +245

      @@kjc4779 right lol they’re always like 🤯😳

    • @straycat3476
      @straycat3476 3 роки тому +214

      @@kjc4779 right? It's so annoying. It's a highlighter. It's supposed to highlight?

    • @Emily-ol2mk
      @Emily-ol2mk 3 роки тому +257

      And everything is “so stunning”

    • @ByCatJ
      @ByCatJ 3 роки тому +278

      "Omg??? I applied glitter to my face and it's shiny??"

  • @MyLilNicole
    @MyLilNicole Рік тому +44

    You should have added "This is my quick, easy, everyday makeup look and took me only 5 minutes to put on" 😂😂😂

  • @magdawind13
    @magdawind13 2 роки тому +194

    I love how ridiculous you looked the whole time and at the end you actually looked great- shows how much makeup we used to cake on and wonder, “Why don’t we look like the gurus on UA-cam??”
    Cause it looks good on camera, not in person 😂

    • @carrieg.3587
      @carrieg.3587 Рік тому +6

      I thought she looked gorgeous! Ahaha stuck in 2014 i guess

  • @JamesWelsh
    @JamesWelsh 3 роки тому +14712

    ‘You’re gonna go ahead and go ahead’ 💀😂😭

    • @hahalol5143
      @hahalol5143 3 роки тому +162

      James omg one of my fav youtubers watching one of my fav UA-camrs😍I love it.

    • @jennifermariejoyce
      @jennifermariejoyce 3 роки тому +127

      And then go ahead.

    • @jasmincooper7146
      @jasmincooper7146 3 роки тому +84

      Or better yet, then I'm gonna go I with..... and in with and in with

    • @bluestarzy1767
      @bluestarzy1767 3 роки тому +38

      Lol please please tell your brother about this video 😂😂😂

    • @user-rt8cc3yl7t
      @user-rt8cc3yl7t 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr 🤣🤣🤣 and I’m a fan lol

  • @iwant2haveu
    @iwant2haveu 3 роки тому +5913

    You shoulda said “I was in a dark place” in the apology.

  • @lunalove9395
    @lunalove9395 2 роки тому +41

    the only inaccurate thing was that this was described as a 'glam, made up' look, when they 100% would've described it as a 'natural everyday look' instead

  • @talknerdy2me926
    @talknerdy2me926 9 місяців тому +18

    “Im so sorry for being sorry” that alone killed me lol
    and the soft talking

  • @oedipussy
    @oedipussy 3 роки тому +5386

    “these are soooooooo pigmented 😍😍😍”
    the shades: ⬜️

  • @kennuhhhh
    @kennuhhhh 3 роки тому +5113

    forgot the “sorry if i sound stuffy guys, i’ve been sooo sick for the past week”

    • @kendrajones9708
      @kendrajones9708 3 роки тому +178

      I know right!?!?
      Why were they always sick? Like, do you need to see a doctor? I was always so confused 🤣

    • @angeljones2319
      @angeljones2319 3 роки тому +129

      Drugs..... it was drugs

    • @bogwitchbrigade
      @bogwitchbrigade 3 роки тому +22

      more like i've been ripping billies for thee past week and now i'm filming a video

    • @VeenaMichelle
      @VeenaMichelle 3 роки тому +34

      I noticed that too. Everyone was always sick lol

  • @Mitzyfitz
    @Mitzyfitz Рік тому +68

    I worked at Sephora from 2011 to 2016.
    The words, the terms, the ways we did everything was in this video.. this was so scary accurate omg

  • @MiaGrace2348
    @MiaGrace2348 3 роки тому +308

    She literally said “Khunsiller” like Laura Lee does omfg

  • @shade247
    @shade247 3 роки тому +1760

    This era of make up was so contradictory. Like...you wanted your face to be super matte and dry, but you still proceeded to use a ton of hilighter in every spot for the shiny look. But we used powder highlight on top of our ALREADY powdered faces. And we got all surprised when it looked chalky. ☠️

    • @nathaliearias3235
      @nathaliearias3235 3 роки тому +5

      And how is it correct? I want to know hahaha. I think actually I don't watch new trends hmm

    • @alexisgeiser4387
      @alexisgeiser4387 3 роки тому +30

      @@nathaliearias3235 too much powder makes u look like a chalk board. Everyone has a different way of doing it, but I like using a liquid highlight under my concealer/bb cream and it give a natural glow, and even if I powder under my eyes, (usually do to keep my concealer in place) then I don’t look cakey.

    • @potato-whiz
      @potato-whiz 3 роки тому +25

      Remember when they tried to covince us highlighting and strobing were two different things?

    • @victoriat7961
      @victoriat7961 3 роки тому +2

      ppl still do this tho. you’ll see them baking their entire face w that white powder and then using a shiny highlighter for a “natural glow” like huh

    • @RosaStars921
      @RosaStars921 3 роки тому +11

      but then you end up using about $20 of setting spray to get the dewiness back and all of your makeup ends up rubbing off halfway thru the day anyways

  • @squeezie_b8895
    @squeezie_b8895 3 роки тому +9644

    The way we all pretended that eos wasn’t the driest lip balm of all time

    • @Kitty-mb4hy
      @Kitty-mb4hy 3 роки тому +163

      I dunno, I just love it...

    • @moonlightdreams911
      @moonlightdreams911 3 роки тому +88

      Me to so dry!

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 3 роки тому +151

      I got some rn and I need to swipe it a ton to get it to actually do anything lmao

    • @mariahgutierrez4481
      @mariahgutierrez4481 3 роки тому +221

      I used to eat the lemon flavor

    • @paigeh4231
      @paigeh4231 3 роки тому +124

      I never liked those. My mom bought me a pack for Xmas like 4 years ago and I still have that shit somewhere

  • @whenwhatwherehow5678
    @whenwhatwherehow5678 2 роки тому +132

    I cringe when influencers use “affordable” to describe every and anything. Their clothes, makeup.. home decor.. AFFORDABLE. Affordable is such a broad word to use. What’s affordable to them isn’t affordable to me. What’s affordable to me isn’t affordable to some others. I honestly think they do this so people can think “wow they must have a lot of money.. their value of the dollar is way different than mine.” Lame.
    Loved the video! Accurate

    • @thegayestgoth
      @thegayestgoth 2 роки тому +3

      Fun fact: Paris Hilton did this in the Early 2000’s. “They’re a hundred dollars/everybody can afford these heels.” so it’s nothing new. I remember seeing this on tv in like 2011/2006/2005/2004/.

  • @roy4567
    @roy4567 Рік тому +53

    When I was a teenager I'd do this makeup look on my friends and I so we wouldn't get carded when trying to buy alcohol for house parties. It was the easiest way to look 20 years older.

  • @CaseyTheWeirdo583
    @CaseyTheWeirdo583 3 роки тому +4867

    Fake, intro wasn’t long or saturated enough and there’s no cat ear headband.

    • @adel4430
      @adel4430 3 роки тому +142

      Or flower crown

    • @tabithathewholistic
      @tabithathewholistic 3 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @janell7132
      @janell7132 3 роки тому +59

      I feel like the cat ears only came in 2016 tho

    • @ploryz
      @ploryz 3 роки тому +6

      @@janell7132 yes

    • @emmabruh
      @emmabruh 3 роки тому +22

      That actually was more 2015-16 I feel like

  • @Samantha-hl8lq
    @Samantha-hl8lq 3 роки тому +9377

    The good old days when everyone's cheek area looked like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich 😆

    • @DKR08
      @DKR08 3 роки тому +23

      😂😂

    • @Ash-vw4yt
      @Ash-vw4yt 3 роки тому +262

      you mean just 6 years ago? lol it wasn't that long ago. I still see people who wear their makeup like this too.

    • @Samantha-hl8lq
      @Samantha-hl8lq 3 роки тому +221

      @@Ash-vw4yt I feel like I have aged at least 15 years since 2014 😅

    • @Samantha-hl8lq
      @Samantha-hl8lq 3 роки тому +5

      @Northeast Reaper Good one 😄

    • @spriggy4382
      @spriggy4382 3 роки тому +2

      OMG YES

  • @kellyconner8066
    @kellyconner8066 3 роки тому +120

    “I’m just gonna go ahead and go ahead”
    Dude that is my biggest pet peeve about even current beauty gurus!!!

  • @user-iw3ji9pu7p
    @user-iw3ji9pu7p 3 роки тому +189

    Can't believe 2014 was 7 years ago😱

  • @BaracudaFTW
    @BaracudaFTW 3 роки тому +4004

    The lack of personality and overall bland persona is what makes this sooo accurate!!! 😭😭😭

    • @OneTwoSbri
      @OneTwoSbri 3 роки тому +63

      Well that didn't change in my opinion it just shifted to a different persona 😂

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 3 роки тому +8

      Fr 😂 😂

    • @AK-es8zs
      @AK-es8zs 2 роки тому +7

      So true !!

    • @idrk3707
      @idrk3707 Рік тому +3

      @@OneTwoSbri ok sara

    • @lunajewel5211
      @lunajewel5211 5 місяців тому

      Blandness of voice... like listening to the Kardashians 🫠

  • @Robynzmuzik2012
    @Robynzmuzik2012 3 роки тому +3010

    You forgot the dog/ cat “accidentally”wandering into the shot

  • @kimsteel366
    @kimsteel366 2 роки тому +49

    "*Sniveling, snot bubble cry* Look at me! I have a messy bun! I AM NOT OKAY!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicolebrown1927
    @nicolebrown1927 Рік тому +36

    Jaime's being silly but her comedic skills do not hide her natural beauty. In fact , it makes her even more beautiful. 🤗

  • @chichilouise117
    @chichilouise117 3 роки тому +2778

    The “we’re gonna go ahead” is just like today’s “I’m gonna go in with” 😅

  • @carolyncz33
    @carolyncz33 3 роки тому +4903

    Me not having watched beauty gurus in years: are they not like this anymore???? 🤔

    • @anasalinas24
      @anasalinas24 3 роки тому +417

      Same. I don't even know who is relevant or considered a makeup guru now.

    • @denisenova7494
      @denisenova7494 3 роки тому +293

      Today they are talking about their surgeries smh

    • @katrina7679
      @katrina7679 3 роки тому +99

      Same lol I thought this was still a thing 😂

    • @evasketches
      @evasketches 3 роки тому +6

      Like sameeeee

    • @sadehill8241
      @sadehill8241 3 роки тому +6

      Sameeeeeee

  • @makeupartistrybypriscilla2759
    @makeupartistrybypriscilla2759 3 роки тому +122

    The open mouth pout, weird awkward poses and soooooo many dms and sooooo many messages and sooooo many requests made this super accurate 😆😅😄😂

  • @7r0s3s
    @7r0s3s 2 роки тому +261

    "Because if you have blonde hair, you want gray eyebrows"
    "This was only 60$" I died
    The apology video at the end was the best 👌❤🙌

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Рік тому +4

      After the Twitter feud 🤣🤣🤣

  • @begum8082
    @begum8082 3 роки тому +2601

    ma’am ma’am you forgot to INHALE the too faced palette and say “oMg iT sMeLlS sOo GoOd”

    • @aylienate
      @aylienate 3 роки тому +107

      “mAkEs Me WaNt To EaT iT oMG” you’re killing me with this comment.😂

    • @AnnaLivi
      @AnnaLivi 3 роки тому +10

      Call me out 😂

    • @tabiBLAKEMORE
      @tabiBLAKEMORE 3 роки тому +2

      It hurts because it’s accurate...

    • @notseenontv4819
      @notseenontv4819 3 роки тому +1

      BUT IT ACTUALLY REALLY SMELLS GOOD 😭😭😭😭

  • @geolex4560
    @geolex4560 3 роки тому +5805

    oh god i remember discovering baking as a young and impressionable teenager before i realized i had dry skin. walkin outside literally looking like a sundried leather bag at 16

    • @taylorkristman473
      @taylorkristman473 3 роки тому +83

      Lmfao dead

    • @outofsyncaddiction
      @outofsyncaddiction 3 роки тому +104

      Bruh that was me except I got into makeup at like 22 😬😂😂 I'm finally figuring it out/getting the hang of it two years later lol

    • @shiprayadav9409
      @shiprayadav9409 3 роки тому +26

      @@outofsyncaddiction literally me
      But aren't we supposed to bake? That's all i see on insta

    • @outofsyncaddiction
      @outofsyncaddiction 3 роки тому +53

      @@shiprayadav9409 lol I just didn't understand it as a teen so I really looked goofy as a grown adult trying to work it out 😂 but oh well Lolol. what I've learned from watching different makeup channels on UA-cam is that baking works for some people, but if you have dry skin, all that powder sucks up the moisture that you do have and leaves you flaky and leathery. If you have dry skin, no need to use powder at all, if you have combo skin, lightly powder those areas rather than baking. Or those are general guidelines that I've heard. Some channels and definitely Instagram make it seem like baking is good for all skin. Also baking looks great on camera for them, but in-person might look bad. So like, the real rule is figure out what looks good on you in person, and what is good for YOUR skin.

    • @outofsyncaddiction
      @outofsyncaddiction 3 роки тому +33

      @@shiprayadav9409 four beauty UA-camrs I really like are Jamie French, Robert Welsh, Raw Beauty Kristi, and Snitchery. They talk about breaking away from techniques that don't work for everyone, especially Robert Welsh and Snitchery. Just don't let Snitchery convince you to shave your eyebrows tails cuz she's about that life 😂😂😂

  • @morganclaiborne3122
    @morganclaiborne3122 3 роки тому +106

    “Now it’s time for me to contour my forehead, or as I call it, a fIVe HEad 😂😂😂”
    - Every. Single. UA-camr.

  • @jellybean_91
    @jellybean_91 3 роки тому +149

    "I'm going to assume you all know how to put on fake lashes and do it off-camera." OMG, you are the best!

  • @abby-we5tb
    @abby-we5tb 3 роки тому +5751

    the concealer triangle to cover up the dark circles none of us had at the age of 12...the good old days.

    • @pinkbunny6272
      @pinkbunny6272 3 роки тому +74

      I don't even wear concealer anymore... My makeup is very much 2014 meets vintage style. And let's just say I had my bad makeup days... Now I have my style guaranteed to not look bad.

    • @natalijatheghost
      @natalijatheghost 3 роки тому +100

      I had dark circles at 12, but mainly because I had a shitty sleep schedule

    • @elenaornelas4692
      @elenaornelas4692 3 роки тому +34

      @@natalijatheghost me too at 11 I use to it was very annoying as I think it now because my mom will pressure me to where makeup like back in her 1970's and still does today im 14 and she did my eyebrows straightdark like some black catepilars and she wants and had force me to wear hella blush powder foundation cocelar 3 times lighter and bad looking eyeliner including lipstick it creeps me out because i look older than my age and there be times where my hair had to be like the title it made me feel very unconfortable because it was against my will and it wasnt who I wanted to be I yet didn't know who is that I wanted to be.

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 3 роки тому +12

      12?

    • @os4116
      @os4116 3 роки тому +16

      omg yes, 12 year old me used to go out with a full face of makeup, now I don't use concealer at all

  • @0Yazz
    @0Yazz 3 роки тому +1409

    "WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO-"

  • @clairekeiser2076
    @clairekeiser2076 Рік тому +3

    It's always "just gonna go in with" or "just gonna go ahead" 🤣

  • @qwitchyy
    @qwitchyy 2 роки тому +29

    “Kat von D is just so like…”
    ✨ uNpRoBlEmAtIc ✨
    I died.

  • @gremlinwithstickyhands3704
    @gremlinwithstickyhands3704 3 роки тому +850

    You forgot the gigantic lashes that cover up literally all the eyeshadow you blended for an hour

  • @BrittaneyElise
    @BrittaneyElise 3 роки тому +1307

    THE APOLOGY SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE SOFA "look at me, i have MESSY BUN"

  • @Yuukochwan
    @Yuukochwan 2 роки тому +22

    I've never once missed a beaty guru's "go ahead" after this video 😭

  • @salponce3368
    @salponce3368 3 роки тому +38

    Awww...this reminds me of my “make-up” phase when I had ALL the palettes, matte lipsticks, highlighters, etc. Now I rock a bare face with sunscreen 😎. My lip product of choice went from $30 lipstick to Vaseline...

  • @LolaCRui04
    @LolaCRui04 3 роки тому +1783

    I lost everything when she said "Kat von D. is so unproblematic."

  • @Heauxmie
    @Heauxmie 3 роки тому +1563

    It included an apology I cannot 💀

  • @lastilnovista
    @lastilnovista Рік тому +7

    the way this is a throwback of a throwback yet feels so incredibly timely and relevant today . . .

  • @xxromanovaxx6682
    @xxromanovaxx6682 3 роки тому +51

    Apology video: hoodie ✅ glasses ✅ no makeup ✅ messy bun ✅ tears ✅
    Perfect

  • @bibliophilecb
    @bibliophilecb 3 роки тому +2744

    Didn’t say “pigmented” enough, but otherwise 10/10

    • @megeles
      @megeles 3 роки тому +35

      I use the word pigmented to compliment anything I like. My butt looks great in these jeans, they're sooo pigmented

    • @cristinaiswatching
      @cristinaiswatching 3 роки тому +5

      @@megeles i need that in my vocabulary lol

    • @MsMisfits
      @MsMisfits 3 роки тому +18

      So BUTTERY 🧇 and PIGMENTED 🎨

    • @illmindofanaivegirl
      @illmindofanaivegirl 3 роки тому +1

      And good brusher always feel 🌠soft🌠

  • @AH-jw5zq
    @AH-jw5zq 3 роки тому +520

    I’m not naked you guysss I’m just wearing a strapless top

  • @GiornoIsYourDaddy
    @GiornoIsYourDaddy 3 роки тому +26

    The way she says “concealer”, quite literally sums up every 2010’s Beauty UA-camr

  • @staciemichael9895
    @staciemichael9895 3 роки тому +25

    “And then you’re gonna spooly the front for just like…7 minutes” 😂😂 so ridiculous

  • @valbecerra9744
    @valbecerra9744 3 роки тому +5878

    lipgloss wasn’t a thing bruh, that crusty matte liquid lip was THE thing
    EDIT: lol the amount of likes on this comment is WILD

    • @serenity3756
      @serenity3756 3 роки тому +185

      YESSS EVERYBODY WANTED MATTE

    • @laylaveil
      @laylaveil 3 роки тому +183

      FOR REAL. Why everyone wanted that dry and creasy skin and that crusty matte lips :((

    • @seasonalien125
      @seasonalien125 3 роки тому +337

      and everyone was hating on lipgloss like it was objectively an ugly style choice and childlike or something, and look at how the tables have turned now. smh. I hate trends lmao

    • @evieshadoff6147
      @evieshadoff6147 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @evieshadoff6147
      @evieshadoff6147 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @Sandra-Renea
    @Sandra-Renea 3 роки тому +717

    I’m embarrassed by how many times I tried baking before I accepted that it made me look 95 years old.

    • @MrTexasRedbull
      @MrTexasRedbull 3 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂 same

    • @alissam4296
      @alissam4296 3 роки тому +33

      Same 🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was doing something wrong

    • @Lanzey
      @Lanzey 3 роки тому +18

      Same, unfortunately

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  3 роки тому +60

      Same

    • @morganbaldwinmiller
      @morganbaldwinmiller 3 роки тому +68

      lol I feel this. the gurus made me feel something was wrong with my technique and then I Realized™ that shit isn't for everyone or really for real life

  • @oMaddieMassacreo
    @oMaddieMassacreo 3 роки тому +12

    The dead stare as she applies everything really sells it for me 😂

  • @asmrblizzz
    @asmrblizzz Рік тому +5

    Omg i was a beauty blogger here on YT back in 2010. And that’s basically almost all the products we used! Except your forgot MAC Satin Taupe eyeshadow 😊

  • @ericataylor9117
    @ericataylor9117 3 роки тому +3733

    where's the "nyx jumbo eye pencil in milk"

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 3 роки тому +10987

    In other words, *jaclyn hill*

    • @MsMisfits
      @MsMisfits 3 роки тому +578

      And that one chick that says Conciller😂

    • @lexbarron8745
      @lexbarron8745 3 роки тому +416

      @@MsMisfits OMG LAURA LEE 😂😂😂

    • @mplefty515
      @mplefty515 3 роки тому +16

      @@MsMisfits 🤣

    • @Eevanova
      @Eevanova 3 роки тому +48

      @6dazey9 it was Armani foundation, beaty blender, EOS etc.

    • @nickywal
      @nickywal 3 роки тому +29

      Nah not enough pretending to fight whoever the PR team said to this week

  • @ABluePhoenix
    @ABluePhoenix Рік тому +2

    The fact that this is one of my comfort videos-

  • @SweetJeopardy
    @SweetJeopardy 3 роки тому +25

    Ok, but is it wrong that I low-key *love* how this looks on you? It's a LOT but it slaps 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @laurynh.603
    @laurynh.603 3 роки тому +613

    this was strangely comforting, like visiting an old friend who used to lowkey bully me but we still have an odd, loving relationship

  • @ggaona11
    @ggaona11 3 роки тому +560

    Before we knew how much money beauty gurus were pocketing behind the scenes lying to us about their “holy grail, can’t survive without it” product

  • @y.0q25
    @y.0q25 2 роки тому +9

    The poses, the music, the green screen ITS ALL SO PERFECT THIS IS HILLARIOUS

  • @stephanierichardson5623
    @stephanierichardson5623 2 роки тому +11

    You're my favorite person on UA-cam. Everything you do is great. I'm old and don't always understand what's going on and you are still hilarious. Thanks for giving me a lighthearted and wholesome alternative to my usual murder-y entertainment.

  • @UnleashTheFuckinBats
    @UnleashTheFuckinBats 3 роки тому +1592

    We don't talk about this era enough, gurus were extra fake but we were so innocent👼

    • @lifehelpexpress9504
      @lifehelpexpress9504 3 роки тому +26

      It was so recent..that's why.

    • @kjc4779
      @kjc4779 3 роки тому +36

      Im sure in just a few years we will have one of these "in the year 2020" type video

    • @yanet_052
      @yanet_052 3 роки тому +55

      @@lifehelpexpress9504 I mean it feels recent but 2014 was almost 7 years ago 😳

    • @bostonemily617
      @bostonemily617 3 роки тому +2

      love the pic and your name

    • @honeyyybeee569
      @honeyyybeee569 3 роки тому +1

      @@bostonemily617 my last name is Boston 😁

  • @ohhitsjano
    @ohhitsjano 3 роки тому +725

    forgot the 5000 sprays of the urban decay setting spray

  • @judyemmstoyradio3064
    @judyemmstoyradio3064 Рік тому +5

    I wasn’t wearing makeup in 2014 but I had lip balms and gloss and would put it on as a form of stimming. I had a cherry scented eos that I used until it was flattened to the point I couldn’t use it anymore and in retrospect I wonder if the reason I used it so much was because it sucked and I needed to keep putting more on

  • @magicmarcy3785
    @magicmarcy3785 11 місяців тому +3

    Oh myyy this was like my early 20s around the time I REALLY got into make up after not really wearing anything more than mascara, and I remember watching videos just like this, and how everyone was obsessed with the exact same products, super expensive products, and I have ADHD so I just like, hyper fixated on make up for about 6 months and ended up with sooo much make up. I remember browsing MUA on Reddit like it was the holy grail of make up information. This really brings back memories hahaha. I don't wear much anymore though, I live in the desert and sweat uncontrollably, so it's all kind of too much of a hassle. I can't imagine what it must have been like to get that all off your face.

  • @Amazatastic
    @Amazatastic 3 роки тому +2387

    not to drag the historical accuracy but wasn't everyone into matte lipstick in 2014? Having dry lips?

    • @nancyc3143
      @nancyc3143 3 роки тому +518

      absolutely obsessed with the use of "historically accurate" here

    • @winterd0tter
      @winterd0tter 3 роки тому +139

      historical accuracy MY GOD 😭

    • @babychloe22
      @babychloe22 3 роки тому +174

      i feel like matte lipstick is like quintessential 2016 makeup

    • @mikrokosmos9290
      @mikrokosmos9290 3 роки тому +25

      @Glockiana 17 _velvety lips_

    • @Lovelyclarii
      @Lovelyclarii 3 роки тому +19

      I thought it was more 2015 but yeah

  • @lisasolier504
    @lisasolier504 3 роки тому +405

    She forgot to say “I’m in a really dark place” during the apology. But I guess that’s more 2019/2020 😂

  • @intellectualfreedom8790
    @intellectualfreedom8790 11 місяців тому +2

    Except for the eyebrows and clothes… I just realized I haven’t changed my makeup routine since I was 15. I’m 34. I sat here like “yeah, use my finger for smudgy eyeshadow, wzup.”

  • @brieyanes5957
    @brieyanes5957 3 роки тому +19

    I laughed so many times. 😅 You're a talented comedienne, Jaime.

  • @BunniBeshara
    @BunniBeshara 3 роки тому +564

    “With this $20 piece of foam..” FOR REAL. I refuse. 😂

    • @alyssatorres5897
      @alyssatorres5897 3 роки тому +4

      I hate to admit it but when they came out with the sapphire blue beauty blender.......I got it 😓 The worst part is I DONT EVEN USE IT! Lmao 😂 I’m a sucker! But literally the only expensive makeup tool and anything makeup I have lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 3 роки тому +8

      Especially when the pink blender from Shopmissa that’s $1.55 is all kinds of better.

    • @Moon.Saiiren
      @Moon.Saiiren 3 роки тому +4

      LOL I can honestly say I’m such a sucker for the “special” versions of the BB. I always want them but I never get them unless I actually need a new sponge 😂

    • @lillianrs5832
      @lillianrs5832 3 роки тому +2

      I felt that, too. 😂😂😂

    • @brehannahhh4026
      @brehannahhh4026 3 роки тому +3

      I remember buying it back in 2015 cause I thought it would make my makeup look like theirs... along with the MAC setting spray 🙈 never again! 🤣

  • @TurboChevelle
    @TurboChevelle 3 роки тому +901

    This needs to be reserved for historical archives cause it's accurate af.

  • @miovicdina7706
    @miovicdina7706 2 роки тому +11

    "I'm so sorry that I'm so sorry"
    "We're gonna go ahead and go ahead."
    "Now that my skin looks all dried up and creepy..."
    😂 I'm dead.
    I keep coming back to this video for my sanity fix.
    The last 4-5 minutes are EVERYTHING. Starting from 9:30

  • @morgantaylor517
    @morgantaylor517 5 місяців тому +1

    The consiller brush is utilized so well by Gemie. Love how she shows all the products to the camera. Thinks so much Gemie, i just love blurry shots of mascara wands and eyeshidow pallettes.

  • @michellevieiracordeiro
    @michellevieiracordeiro 3 роки тому +1757

    My favorite lines:
    "This foundation only cost 60 dollars"
    "I love Kat Von d she's so unproblematic"

  • @Margles349
    @Margles349 3 роки тому +1545

    Sometimes I don’t realize how much time has passed, but oooof this is giving me flashbacks

    • @Ackerman_77
      @Ackerman_77 3 роки тому +1

      Same 🤓

    • @laurendaniellegonzalez
      @laurendaniellegonzalez 3 роки тому +9

      Sameeee I was like 6 years agooooo

    • @mindyb3197
      @mindyb3197 3 роки тому +1

      same😂

    • @lindsaybayless1861
      @lindsaybayless1861 3 роки тому +9

      Seems to me like not very long ago because that’s when I graduated and learned how to do makeup but this year I kind of realized I guess it wasn’t just yesterday lol

    • @Margles349
      @Margles349 3 роки тому +7

      @@lindsaybayless1861 Same here! I remember being 21, sitting on the bed in my parent's guest room, ordering make up because a beauty guru recommended it. I didn't know much about make up in college, so even if the looks didn't always turn out great, I was glad to have teachers online

  • @lauren3835
    @lauren3835 2 місяці тому +1

    "We're just gonna go ahead" Were definitely the most overly repeated words on EVERY beauty video😂😂

  • @RunawayArtistX
    @RunawayArtistX 11 місяців тому +15

    as someone with severe PTSD who finds it difficult to for my brain to be able to let me laugh or cry more than once every 2 years - this video made me laugh multiple times - for me, that is HUGE! Also, my friend's go-to everyday hair-do is a messy bun, does that mean she's like..."not okay?" 😂

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 3 роки тому +4177

    Not the *”HIT PAN”*

    • @LadyJaggerX3
      @LadyJaggerX3 3 роки тому +29

      Why was I just thinking about how no one says that anymore? Lol

    • @lilmissmonsterrr
      @lilmissmonsterrr 3 роки тому +26

      Beauty gurus were hitting the pan before tik tok-ers were hitting the woah.

    • @thecarnivorouskat
      @thecarnivorouskat 3 роки тому +3

      She emphasized that one 😂

    • @jjsegal1915
      @jjsegal1915 3 роки тому +20

      @@LadyJaggerX3 My guess is beauty UA-cam now is less focused on tutorials and more about trying new products/doing sponsored content, so 2020 influencers own much more product than they used to. So they don't use things up like they used to a few years ago

  • @gleehappy3366
    @gleehappy3366 3 роки тому +1027

    When she said “conciller” trauma flashbacks 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @kyradavis9344
    @kyradavis9344 3 роки тому +17

    The crying while sitting on the floor near the couch, not on the couch, is waaaaaay too accurate

  • @furlycee
    @furlycee Рік тому +1

    Ok but the ending look is fire though your makeup skills are another level 🔥🔥🔥

  • @lizzfrmhon
    @lizzfrmhon 3 роки тому +2070

    God I just hated the phrases “go ahead and...” and also “you’re gonna wanna...” 😡

    • @asmrmayth
      @asmrmayth 3 роки тому +66

      YOU'RE GONNA WANNA I CAN'T

    • @elinebuis5751
      @elinebuis5751 3 роки тому +62

      'we're just gonna go in with'

    • @avachappell2561
      @avachappell2561 3 роки тому +23

      Or when they mess it up “ur wanna gonna” 😭

    • @Puglover130
      @Puglover130 3 роки тому +8

      I also get peeved with “go ahead and...” as well as the intro where they’re like “if you want to see (insert title) then just keep watchingggggg!
      Awkward jump cut & 2sec pause.
      I never got those awkward forced intros

    • @briannabombshell1921
      @briannabombshell1921 3 роки тому

      People still say that

  • @shhhquietplease6264
    @shhhquietplease6264 3 роки тому +1368

    i choked at the intro music! every. single. "guru". had. this. over. their. ridiculous. posing.

    • @kuddlecat
      @kuddlecat 3 роки тому +5

      That song didn't even come out in 2014 tho...

    • @shhhquietplease6264
      @shhhquietplease6264 3 роки тому +28

      @@kuddlecat im not talking about the exact year. just the overall era of beautube at the time (2013-2018)

    • @gravyall0va
      @gravyall0va 3 роки тому +9

      I remember at that time I didn’t like UA-cam because of this. I would always wonder to myself, “don’t they know they look soooo cringe and stupid” and I would never go on UA-cam lol

  • @leynabarnes9054
    @leynabarnes9054 Рік тому +5

    0:16 the teeth WERE TOO ACCURATE
    9:27 the FACE
    Things she forgot:
    The outdoor photoshoot to ‘complete the look’
    The sponsor
    Yelling at cars to be quiet when she can’t hear anything
    Oh, and the classic crusty purple lipstick
    9:35 THE ACCURACY

  • @ehthecuteone
    @ehthecuteone Рік тому +2

    Oh my GOSH, the apology video 😂😂 I died laughing

  • @ItsStarrBanks
    @ItsStarrBanks 3 роки тому +1381

    When you pulled out the EOS lip balm, i was like “Damn these videos aren’t THAT old.” I then registered that they are indeed that old. Had my lips feeling like paper bc it was “Trendy” 😂

    • @gardeniagorgeous4232
      @gardeniagorgeous4232 3 роки тому +8

      Okay what are people using these days to moisturize/prep lips?

    • @ItsStarrBanks
      @ItsStarrBanks 3 роки тому +57

      @@gardeniagorgeous4232 I personally use Vaseline or Carmex!

    • @MrsMuffin11
      @MrsMuffin11 3 роки тому +17

      Chapstick lol

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 3 роки тому +12

      *I put my EOS lip balm deep into the maw of my purse*
      What’s EOS?

    • @Reggie_la
      @Reggie_la 3 роки тому +30

      Idk I had one EOS and was great and another one that was terrible

  • @zebrasinigloos8245
    @zebrasinigloos8245 3 роки тому +318

    “Kat Von D is so unproblematic” I DIED 😂😂

  • @lilbfly02
    @lilbfly02 2 роки тому +8

    This is to die for. I’m absolutely dying laughing! Sooo accurate!