Secrets of the Shoplifters

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  • @burnit_0193
    @burnit_0193 6 років тому +12

    I love how that first officer formed this relationship with these shoplifters, and more importantly, the shoplifters are respectful towards the officer.

  • @natschmat917
    @natschmat917 11 років тому +17

    "You don't need to do this. I'm not going to run anywhere, I'm fat." LOL!

  • @jakartaman633
    @jakartaman633 7 років тому +66

    Police recently reported the theft of a van containing 2000 cartons of Viagra. They're now looking for several HARDENED criminals! Ha ha.

  • @MissWooHoo11
    @MissWooHoo11 10 років тому +69

    there is definatly a real art to it. I do have morals, big billion dollar co-operations I steal from. small corner store I don't steal from.

    • @germyw
      @germyw 10 років тому +7

      shhhhhh! Don't tell on yourself. It's extremely easy to find out exactly who you are. I suggest you remove this comment. Just a tip. :-/

    • @MissWooHoo11
      @MissWooHoo11 10 років тому +9

      marie watson nah, I'll just make sure I have an escape route when they come knocking on my front door.

    • @germyw
      @germyw 10 років тому +1

      Well..ok then! LOL!MissWooHoo11 - BSL for American Pit Bull Terriers!

    • @dappergreg
      @dappergreg 10 років тому +9

      But the best art to shoplifters is when you go on a documentary and show the holed world your face and telling everyone what you do,Now that is class.

    • @nessuno00nessuno
      @nessuno00nessuno 10 років тому +1

      MissWooHoo11 - BSL for American Pit Bull Terriers! lol we meet again... and this time u're the one talking about art. i feel a sort of weird connection :)

  • @hughlingard
    @hughlingard 7 років тому +14

    Watching them hide behind merchandise to peep at customers was pretty funny.

    • @daniloodnedica6841
      @daniloodnedica6841 5 років тому

      is slimy , sneaky bozzo and I hate it away what is acting like that . but still my job is to fok him and make my piece of brad daily . I have more dignity then him even his job is decent and mine "not" . depence only of view !

  • @alexandert696
    @alexandert696 7 років тому +65

    Ιm not gonna run anywhere - IM FAT
    I died

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 4 роки тому +1

      Fat people can move very quickly over a short distance.

  • @PoopySquarePants
    @PoopySquarePants 9 років тому +21

    Lmfao " you dont need to do this im fat"

  • @robrobert9541
    @robrobert9541 10 років тому +21

    To be truthful, the real thieves are the ones charging 80 pnd for a shirt. I suppose that might have something to do with shoplifters driving up the prices, but even w/o them they would still be charging 50 to 60, and that is still highway robbery. It comes into perspective when you realize that it likely cost that manufacturer about 2 pnd to make it in some sweatshop in India. However, you do have to wonder what certain items would cost if they didn't have to hire security and compensate for thefts, etc.

    • @greathey1234
      @greathey1234 9 років тому +1

      80 quid for a shirt is extortionate but at least you have the option not to buy it.

    • @bermudaguy1
      @bermudaguy1 9 років тому +2

      Rob Robert How you know how much should be charged for that shirt? What credentials do you have to qualify that statement?Retail is an exchange of money for items desired. The problem is there are too many people who don't have a fuckin clue about business and feel entitled to have things outside and above their pay grade. Too expensive? Don't fuckin buy it!

    • @robrobert9541
      @robrobert9541 9 років тому +3

      bermudaguy1 Have you been living under a rock for the past thirty years? There have been countless NEWS stories about sweat shops in India, etc who pay the workers pennies a day for products that are ultimately sold for hundreds of dollars. The chocolate industry is infamous for using slave labour, etc.
      Furthermore, you have no idea to whom you're making this comment. I could be a multiple business owner, for all you know. If I feel a shirt, or any other product is too high priced for what it is I DON'T buy it, but that's completely beside the point I was making. The price of everything is based upon what the market will bear. And prices are arrived at by everyone charging similar extravagant prices for similar products. You have to wear _something_.
      If you want to pretend you're so knowledgable regarding business that you can dispute my comment, and if that makes you feel self-important, by all means - enjoy yourself. But don't expect everyone to buy what you're selling, partner. You have great day.

    • @bermudaguy1
      @bermudaguy1 9 років тому

      Rob Robert Are you concerned about the labor for "pennies per day" or the cost of the merchandise? Seems to me that you'd be happy to buy some Armani or Hugo Boss for cheap....yes?Tell me who is getting these cheap labor costs for high-end stuff. I'd love to know?Do you know or just giving your opinion.

    • @robrobert9541
      @robrobert9541 9 років тому +2

      bermudaguy1 I couldn't give a shit about Hugo Boss or Armani. I am not one of the sheep that buys something simply because everyone is else is buying it. I buy the cheapest clothing I can buy that doesn't bear any logos on it. I think it's pretty obvious who's getting the high end stuff for cheap - the manufacturer who put their name on it.

  • @metalmadness90000
    @metalmadness90000 9 років тому +39

    To the lady at 36:39 asking, "Why would a banker want to steal an 80 pound shirt?" Maybe because no one wants to pay that much for just a shirt?

    • @anamositykilla2190
      @anamositykilla2190 6 років тому

      Mr.Perfect right

    • @veronicabrowne2132
      @veronicabrowne2132 4 роки тому +5

      Funny how they blurred his face but none of the addicts

    • @EmperorMingg
      @EmperorMingg 4 роки тому +1

      Irony is that he then had to afford a fine of the same amount

    • @Reqqles
      @Reqqles 3 роки тому +1

      @@veronicabrowne2132 gonna guess he didn't agree to have his face on tv, while the addicts did or were convinced (/bribed) to.

  • @williamaltizer5637
    @williamaltizer5637 5 років тому +5

    Store undercover security try to become cops but they get rejected for being too stupid. And the lowly shoplifter is a constant reminder of this failure.. Why else do you think they love beating on them!!

  • @greathey1234
    @greathey1234 9 років тому +29

    the town's shoplifting community? So, they have a community now do they?

  • @angelac2757
    @angelac2757 10 років тому +9

    He's a middle aged, non-metrosexual man in Claire's, can't believe he didn't see that one coming.

  • @rachexl
    @rachexl 8 років тому +73

    maybe he could steal a tooth

  • @briannotafan3368
    @briannotafan3368 5 років тому +3

    the owner making hides gets my vote

  • @melaniexoxo
    @melaniexoxo 7 років тому +16

    The charity shop gets the things for free. Good job in catching those hardened criminals , UK

    • @hankfrank1295
      @hankfrank1295 7 років тому +4

      lambchopxoxo they should closed those tax frauding charity shops

    • @Rose-qd2bl
      @Rose-qd2bl 4 роки тому +2

      I worked for a charity shop."Free" if you don't factor in the store's rent, the paid employees, the cost of managing volunteers, processing donations where people "donate" their dirty, worn and sometimes peed on and pooped in clothes and home goods.
      The time that takes in addition to processing the "donations" to tagging items, placing them in the store, organizing them, ringing them up and the cost of cash registers etc and the enormous cost of having someone to remove the shocking amount of trash people "donate" because they're lazy and want to get a tax credit and feel smugly that they've given to charity.
      The shoplifting was so bad in our church run thrift store that I put up an old picture of Jesus with a caption underneath it that read, "It makes Jesus cry when you shoplift from a charity" in the dressing room.
      Volunteers thought that was heavy handed until someone stole the picture and then they removed the dressing room altogether. Charity shops pay all of what retail stores do except for their merchandise most of which as it's "donated" is unusable. In fact, shoplifting from a charity seems even more low and mean.

  • @Julesjt
    @Julesjt 11 років тому +6

    No wonder people steal so much if when they get caught nothing happens! Might start doing it myself.

  • @CortoArmitage
    @CortoArmitage 10 років тому +79

    A person who steals a few pounds is called a criminal
    A ''Legal person'' who steals billions of pounds is called a corporation
    Think big

  • @vonclaren1
    @vonclaren1 5 років тому +11

    Anyone else watching this for tips?
    Yeah course you are hahaha

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 4 роки тому +2

      I am lol

    • @empressqi1722
      @empressqi1722 3 роки тому

      I am. I'm done working my butt off for shitty pay

    • @pewpewTN
      @pewpewTN 2 роки тому +1

      @@empressqi1722 Then why don't you get a marketable skill & increase your earning potential?
      Having a criminal record for petty theft isn't going to make your life any better.

  • @RottenRroses
    @RottenRroses 10 років тому +21

    People are stealing VHS tapes? How do you even find those?

    • @vsiegel
      @vsiegel 4 роки тому +1

      RottenRroses - They are rare, that makes them expensive!

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 Рік тому

      This was recorded in the era of VHS tapes. I would say this was recorded in the early 2000's.

    • @StarzzyJJASD
      @StarzzyJJASD Рік тому

      @@mharris5047 if you opened your ears pal it clearly said it was 2011

  • @mlk4life
    @mlk4life 11 років тому +4

    wow community service... these people would be in jail in the states. lucky them.

  • @annabiela5519
    @annabiela5519 4 роки тому +25

    Old lady :( 2 shampoo, tights :( some charity clothes. Thats sound like poverty for me, not organize thievery
    :(

    • @ragnar-usa3639
      @ragnar-usa3639 4 роки тому +4

      You're right , and you can't fake those hands shaking that way .

    • @vsiegel
      @vsiegel 4 роки тому +3

      Anna Biela - Yes, and it would be so much cheaper to just pay for a replacement, and get on with important work. It saves work for an attorney, a court, police, and even for the shop owner.

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 5 років тому +9

    “Best thing about it, no one knows my face!” he says to the camera recording him for national television.

  • @SmithsCrhronicles
    @SmithsCrhronicles 10 років тому +22

    Don't steal.... governments hate cometition.

    • @JPMorganSuckBalls
      @JPMorganSuckBalls 6 років тому

      They stealing from OWNERS...Who buys and sells product.

    • @vonclaren1
      @vonclaren1 5 років тому +2

      Competition but yeah funny lols
      is funny cause is true

  • @catherinerothe7629
    @catherinerothe7629 6 років тому +4

    these people are legends.

  • @Mega911Gamer
    @Mega911Gamer 10 років тому +9

    lol at 8:49 "dont catch me doing a blonde moment"

  • @marks4840
    @marks4840 3 роки тому +2

    I was going to give it back after i watched it..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickv1008
    @nickv1008 3 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile cartons and cases are going out the back door.

  • @wayne1955
    @wayne1955 10 років тому +2

    Shop lifters think they're not hurting anyone with their stealing, but they're hurting everyone because the stores have to raise their prices to cover the loses. I can understand someone shop lifting out of desperation, that doesn't make it right, but I can understand it. But those who choose that as a way of life is another story.They need to revert back to medieval times, the first time they chop off one finger, the second time, two fingers, and so on a so forth. That's what they should do to the professionals who make a living at shop lifting. They also need to increase jail time and the amount of fines for the crime.

  • @austinnewman1325
    @austinnewman1325 9 років тому +2

    And u cant take anyone down like that without proof that they are committing a crime

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 4 роки тому

      "Reasonable belief" not proof, which the Court decides.

  • @jelena7604
    @jelena7604 3 роки тому +2

    What store security wears sunglasses inside the store? Very incognito.

  • @Beavis26NZ
    @Beavis26NZ 4 роки тому +1

    I wouldn't mind that old bird giving me a hand shandy with that shaking.

  • @markcasha1590
    @markcasha1590 6 років тому +13

    I just couldn't help feeling sorry for the old pensioner.

  • @davehernandez8990
    @davehernandez8990 10 років тому +3

    Do store detectives even have the authority to arrest anyone?

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 4 роки тому

      No

    • @sciencerscientifico310
      @sciencerscientifico310 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not sure about UK law, but in most states and provinces of the US and Canada, store managers are permitted to detain shoplifters until the cops arrive.

  • @nigelbulls23
    @nigelbulls23 10 років тому +8

    The police officers would be build ten prisons with a minimum six month sentence. It cost $38,000 pound to keep a person in prison per year. The government would have to raise taxes which would cause more unemployment and crime.

  • @satt131313
    @satt131313 6 років тому +2

    The store with no budget for cameras is losing money for no reason. A cheap 8 camera system can be had for $500-1000. You will recover that quickly with the extra arrests and you will have evidence on video.

  • @lilcuff_ohn
    @lilcuff_ohn 10 років тому +4

    No wonder people shop lift in York , you barley get in trouble . Where im from , you go to prison for a year and a have and get charged 250k

  • @austinnewman1325
    @austinnewman1325 9 років тому +2

    You cant search her bag without a warrant in Washington or the USA

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @sciencerscientifico310
      @sciencerscientifico310 2 роки тому

      Well, the United Kingdom doesn't have a written constitution, so freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures doesn't exist there.

  • @user89076
    @user89076 5 років тому +7

    Damn. Are those cops really THAT bored? Get a hobby or something...

    • @empressqi1722
      @empressqi1722 3 роки тому +1

      They must think they're James Bond or something..

  • @triggahappyyt5420
    @triggahappyyt5420 5 років тому +16

    It's sad that his whole purpose in life is to catch shoplifters and if the sentence was death he wouldnt give a family member a pass. How can he be so passionate that his whole existence revolves around it.

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 4 роки тому +9

      Trigger Happy I actually envy him a little, he has a purpose. You may think it is stupid or inconsequential, but to him it has given his life meaning.
      A life without meaning leaves you lost....

  • @leftwing1975
    @leftwing1975 5 років тому +2

    The cat never wins. Tom & Jerry??? Hellooooo!

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 9 місяців тому

      And most of the time, the mouse wins. I don't know where his logic lies.

  • @davidsnow7903
    @davidsnow7903 5 років тому +3

    Looks like they need to steal some dentistry

  • @msstarlight4770
    @msstarlight4770 5 років тому +2

    That Jamie!!! ... such a lad!!!
    I'm glad he's put a life of crime behind him now days.

  • @jaredsullivan2391
    @jaredsullivan2391 11 років тому +4

    I forgot they use pounds as there money. I was confused for a second when they said he the guy stole a 80pund shirt

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 4 роки тому

      Jared Sullivan ha ha that’s a very heavy shirt! i guess it could be made of chainmail :)

  • @stillett12343
    @stillett12343 10 років тому +6

    I wondered why i got my sunglasses on discount...

  • @NoobSaibot3
    @NoobSaibot3 4 роки тому +1

    tim westwood got caught stealing his own book

  • @kayforeman8081
    @kayforeman8081 4 роки тому +2

    why can't they put that much energy into phone scammers? losing money at unproportional heights tp sick and elderly and can't stop tem

  • @lazn9863
    @lazn9863 11 років тому +1

    nick is cool having a laugh with that ridiculus robocop

  • @burningexperience6031
    @burningexperience6031 7 років тому +1

    Jolly fine detective work!

  • @meerkatandpug
    @meerkatandpug 9 років тому +2

    All the time programmes like this (together with the store security and the police) trivialise crime it will continue to attract new recruits to shoplifting. In fact I'm already thinking of having a go myself, but it won't be for a couple of items from Poundland.

  • @franktrautman2092
    @franktrautman2092 2 роки тому

    The cops call it a cat and mouse game, I caught it a cat and rat game!

  • @xXChickenForDayzzzXx
    @xXChickenForDayzzzXx 10 років тому +8

    It's sooo easy to shoplift

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 4 роки тому

      I do it all the time. Just small things though.

    • @yeahdawggy7677
      @yeahdawggy7677 4 роки тому

      @M Harris Ill be using them on a bloke for sure.
      I love going out doing some shoplifting, then heading to the male brothel and fu*king a bloke.

  • @nigelbulls23
    @nigelbulls23 10 років тому +8

    The people in that city live in a police state. The camera's recording the movements of citizens is a breach of privacy and freedom.

    • @swampratzozzle
      @swampratzozzle 5 років тому +1

      Actually they are in a public place, so no,

    • @billijomaynard8924
      @billijomaynard8924 5 років тому

      Actually in the UK it is not, the public has the exact same right to film in a public place just like any shop does and like how most cities use cctv cameras and the police make use of ANPR recognition cameras to catch criminals.

  • @davidbrubeck6083
    @davidbrubeck6083 4 роки тому +1

    Here in the states they are really hard on petty thefts... I was busted stealing a 8 dollar mag light from Walmart and they gave me four years on 80%, which I ended up doing three years and some change, but that broke me of ever stealing anything from anybody ever again...
    It's just not worth it anymore, and life is just so much easier to just work and pay for the things you might need in life...
    Sometimes people just have to learn the hard way I guess...

    • @franktrautman2092
      @franktrautman2092 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah you forgot to mention your criminal record LOL nobody gets that much time for a first offense in the USA without having a criminal record your comment is guilty by omission and especially during the pandemic California won’t even arrest you for goodsUnder $900

    • @davidbrubeck6083
      @davidbrubeck6083 2 роки тому

      @@franktrautman2092 , oh yeah! I had a bunch of priers along with 3 prison enhancements, but I can honestly say that whole experience broke me of stealing anything ever again, and I remember the judge telling me he would make sure I got 7 to 8 years if I ever returned back to his courtroom on another theft charge…
      There is nothing in them stores worth me doing that much time for…

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 Рік тому

      @@franktrautman2092 The minimum for felony shoplifting in Michigan is now $950, anything below that is a misdemeanor. You would need to have several priors before you would do significant time on misdemeanor shoplifting. The police can arrest for misdemeanor shoplifting in Michigan, though, meaning the shoplifter would spend a few hours handcuffed as a guest of the county before being sprung from jail on an OR bond.

  • @AnnaKaize
    @AnnaKaize 8 років тому +5

    What about alarm tags in that bag switch?

    • @deneilbaker
      @deneilbaker 4 роки тому +1

      AnnaKaize that bag switch was retarded. No one would do that

  • @skylineXpert
    @skylineXpert 9 років тому +1

    When i saw this show on DR3 i knew it was interesting, as i work in a supermarket i want to know the tricks and to stop them cause it is stupid to go stealing.

  • @marinp6018
    @marinp6018 9 років тому +7

    Personally as LPO I would preffer letting ten suspected shoplifters go than falsely accusing a single patron. 10 shoplifters can take merchandise from 500 to 1000.
    A lawsuit can cost the store in excess of 10,000. I know for fact, in Sussex, England, a falsely accused patron was awarded by the court £31,500

  • @franklouiseokazaki1181
    @franklouiseokazaki1181 5 років тому +2

    sunglasses indoors. no that is not suspich at all.

  • @michaelburness5183
    @michaelburness5183 4 роки тому +2

    RoboCop, he deals with petty criminals for god sakes.
    "What else am I supposed to do" I hate people who use this cop out.

  • @Silenced23
    @Silenced23 2 роки тому +1

    I don't get that trick of the identical bag? They see someone walk in with the same bag and a different guy walking out with the same bag? How does that not arouse suspicion?

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 4 роки тому +1

    It seems as if the LPs are happier if there are shoplifters than if there wasn’t any at all. I thought these places didn’t want shoplifters for obvious reasons. Apparently they’re happier if the crime is committed than if there was no crime at all. Rather odd and contradictory.

  • @chrissomerset7657
    @chrissomerset7657 Рік тому

    Johnson, Farage, GB News et al have cost the UK more than a million shoplifters ever could😬 And do the police chase after them🤮

  • @steve22000
    @steve22000 4 роки тому +2

    bloke that stole DVDs .... excuse .. I was going to return them after iv'e watched them lol..

  • @jg8288
    @jg8288 6 років тому +1

    All the security has to do is sit by the entrance and check everyone's receipt

    • @SouthernBelleReviews
      @SouthernBelleReviews 4 роки тому

      That's what Wal-Mart does. But you can still steal multiple items then buy something small to get out the door unsuspected.

    • @kikidoyouloveme6885
      @kikidoyouloveme6885 4 роки тому

      My ex used to go into the store and straight to returns for cash. POOF

  • @aprilhdunmoyer
    @aprilhdunmoyer 6 років тому

    I caught myself shoplifting some mighty nice oxygen

  • @roll1d6
    @roll1d6 4 роки тому +1

    "Makes you wonder why a bank manager would steal a shirt?" BECAUSE JOBS NOW A DAYS PAY NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • @nonrustic2221
    @nonrustic2221 5 років тому +1

    Great educational video.

  • @JeevesReturns
    @JeevesReturns 5 років тому +6

    Shouldn’t charging £80 for some cheapass shirt be a crime as well?

  • @ID-8491
    @ID-8491 10 років тому +1

    Some of these detectives are really good at reading people. I was shopping once and i picked up a can of Red Bull but i changed my mind and put it back.
    After paying for some other thing that i bought i was approached by a store security that just asked about that Red Bull can. I was just surprised. I told him i put it back (which i did) and he let me go without searching me. He said he believed me. Before i left i offered him to search my backpack and he refused.

    • @marinp6018
      @marinp6018 9 років тому +1

      John, that LPO was not good at all, and he is a nightmare waiting to happen. You could have sue him and the store for coming at you at accusing you or even express his suspicion in regards to a shoplifting activity.
      The law indicates that an LPO has the obligation to keep you in his sight AT ALL TIMES from the time you picked up the item. If he lost sight of you even for few seconds he is not allowed to pursue with the mater, exactly for the reason you just described. In those few seconds you placed back the object, and that could led to false arrest, defamation, emotional distress, etc. If the suspected shoplifter it happens to be a visible minority,, ,, the damage can be even bigger.
      If following the false arrest injuries have occurred as result of being forcefully detained and/or placed in handcuffs, and/or the suspect was in impossibility to take his/her medication, the store's nightmare begins.....you got the picture

  • @ardelpedro7866
    @ardelpedro7866 5 років тому +1

    In my country thieves can get public execution or removal of a hand...you can put cash on a sidewalk and people will walk around it...lucky they live where the laws are so lax

  • @michaelburness5183
    @michaelburness5183 4 роки тому +2

    180hrs community service for theift of $2000, bet she will never thief again.
    What a slap on the wrist, bet she ends up working at a salvos store and pinches stuff left right and centre.

  • @jacquelinekirkpatrick8028
    @jacquelinekirkpatrick8028 4 роки тому +5

    I know it's wrong to steal, but his huge enjoyment of the job he does, the security man with the shaved head is utterly repulsive.

  • @dracovenit9549
    @dracovenit9549 10 років тому +6

    These people need to be at sea and in the mines, or building things... though Thatcher put a stop to that.

  • @carmencarlton1445
    @carmencarlton1445 5 років тому +2

    I don’t think it’s right but in this world you have T.V. Radio and endless entertainment show to be in style by wearing the expensive stuff that the average person cannot afford and like most you want to fit in it’s really hard not to feel tempted

  • @jackyblue67same10
    @jackyblue67same10 8 років тому +1

    The man wearing the vest looks like Dan Aykroyd I think lol

  • @MichaelSwinhoe
    @MichaelSwinhoe 11 місяців тому

    Gosh is Boyes still going. growing up in the north east Boyes was like an Aladdin's cave of toys.

  • @neoshiloh7897
    @neoshiloh7897 4 роки тому +4

    Robocop??? Give me a break! Looking for attention, focusing on easy pickers?? Focus on real crime bro...

    • @empressqi1722
      @empressqi1722 3 роки тому

      It gives him a false sense of mission and accomplishment.

  • @mikhail2400
    @mikhail2400 4 роки тому +2

    They are right, shoplifting isnt murder but then murder doesnt drive up the cost of goods we spend money on every day. Shoplifters affect the lives of everyday people way more than murderers do.
    Friend of mine used to ride to work with me and he was so bad about stealing I wouldnt let him walk in a store when he rode with me. Here in GA you can be sitting in the car having never walked in the store, the person riding with you can steal some thing and you both get arrested. I dont know if the charges will stick but I still dont want to be arrested for some BS like that.

  • @nil_nux556
    @nil_nux556 8 місяців тому

    Steal a loaf of bread, they'll cut off your hands. Steal a mountain, they'll make you a king.

  • @zigizah
    @zigizah 5 років тому +2

    Arresting a grandma should be a crime

  • @johnsmith-rs2vk
    @johnsmith-rs2vk 2 роки тому

    We're in the iron and steel business . She doe's the ironing , I do the stealing !

  • @rollerzleader2812
    @rollerzleader2812 10 років тому +2

    Sheeeeit all I wanted was a chocolate bar :3

  • @campervanelvisitoofonyou8720
    @campervanelvisitoofonyou8720 6 років тому +2

    $200 sunglasses made for $20

  • @elokim1321
    @elokim1321 10 років тому +6

    what are we coming to? scared poor old 78 year old woman , she stole 20 pounds god damn it . obviously she needed it.why you cruelly treating elderly.

    • @germyw
      @germyw 10 років тому +4

      She stole. It's against the law. You have no idea if this lady has been doing this her whole life. I saw a program about a sweet looking little old lady who had been in prison for being a coke dealer and who had been a crack head for 16 years after. Age doesn't wash away one's sins

  • @gregtamakki3269
    @gregtamakki3269 11 років тому +1

    At about 12:45, what was that blue thing above their heads? I've never seen that before in England.
    Now I know what it was...it was the sky!

  • @lachlanoneil8938
    @lachlanoneil8938 6 років тому +1

    Looks like they are not tough enough they should get jail time (6 months plus) for 3 Rd time offenders

  • @Okbroski
    @Okbroski 2 дні тому

    Dress casually, regular pants, t shirt, nothing with recognizable logos. Look clean but the save the suit for a job interview or a wedding, you are not a bond villian and the goal is to be the most non descriptive as possible. Fancy clothes draw attention which is the opposite of what you want.
    Be confident and have the entitled demeanor of any paying customer, you can’t be fidgety, nervous, paranoid, or constantly looking over your shoulder.
    Don’t wear sunglasses inside, or a mask, or a forward facing hat, all of these put up red flags. Grow a beard and do your lifting, after shave it off, get a new haircut etc.
    Know what you want and where it is don’t be a wanderer or looking around like you are lost. Also check the tags on each item you look at, most people cannot just shop while ignoring the price.
    Make ur move quickly and decisively, once the items are concealed there’s no going back, don’t run to the exit continue to pretend to shop and before exiting look around one more time seeming annoyed, workers will think you couldn’t find what you wanted hence why you are leaving empty handed and somewhat upset.
    Don’t immediately start wearing new clothes or showing off new gadgets, that’s how you arise the suspicion of people around you, for instance if you loot the same area and are seen walking in said area with a brand new pair of shoes, shirt, and pants, some wannabe hero might be driving home from work or going out on lunch break and spot you.
    Never allow LP to detain you unless you have no other choice and during the walk to the office plan your Oscar worthy performance proclaiming your guilt and regret. If you have the money offer to pay for the items agree to never return. Never give LP attitude always be nice.
    Lastly be wary of how much you steal in one go, over a certain amount upgrades the severity of the potential punishment, and if you can’t fathom dealing with the consequences of your actions don’t do it. The only way to be confident doing these deeds is by being content with the risk.
    Happy borrowing. I don’t condone stealing but also don’t care if you, and I’d you do I hope you don’t get caught and have fun.

  • @cookiec1803
    @cookiec1803 5 років тому +1

    Are there any dentists in the UK?

    • @satsumamoon
      @satsumamoon 4 роки тому

      Yes, they convince you to have treatment you dont need and fill your teeth with mercury. People avoid going to dentists.

  • @billybluerocket
    @billybluerocket 5 років тому

    Some of them WPC's make me want to become a shoplifter!!!

  • @navyblue8881
    @navyblue8881 11 років тому +2

    i shoplifted because i needed things my parents did not allow me to get and since i did not have any money after it i became a better person inside i learned that even if you have everything in the world you are not well off

  • @SamSitar
    @SamSitar 11 років тому +1

    that's his specialty. other people get the larger criminals.

  • @tamaravansan3039
    @tamaravansan3039 5 років тому +4

    detectives acting like children

  • @Deeogi
    @Deeogi 6 років тому +1

    Make the fine double the value of items total. 80 quid minimum.

  • @StarChildFunk
    @StarChildFunk 10 років тому +1

    how can people go on tv saying theyre doing something illegal and will continue to do this , showing where they do it and showing their faces, names,taktics, voice etc? that will be the end of their criminal carrer.. dump logic.

    • @woomoo182
      @woomoo182 10 років тому

      Those are just actors for the real robbers in jail

  • @dollyjeanstevens
    @dollyjeanstevens 11 років тому +1

    A bank manager stealing,.well that sums up why are money has gone!!

  • @thetruth5098
    @thetruth5098 Рік тому

    I would not have gave them those car keys.

  • @SamSitar
    @SamSitar 11 років тому

    every country need a 'Make Criminals Get Jobs Act'. penalties for shop theft are made so high that it won't happen.

  • @sweetdash7298
    @sweetdash7298 6 років тому +3

    i hope they didn't put those Ray bans from his as* back for others to try on ewwwww

  • @rick91443
    @rick91443 9 років тому +12

    This is a crackup! Really, is England really this funny. So "civilized" compared to the states handling of things of this nature...and no guns.
    Bravo you....rr

    • @pewpewTN
      @pewpewTN 2 роки тому

      Guns are good.
      Just because you've been brainwashed by fear porn dosen't mean people shouldn't have firearms.

    • @rick91443
      @rick91443 2 роки тому

      @@pewpewTN When I lived in the US, I hunted with a bolt action rifle not an AK-14, wore a Ruger Single-Six on my hip for rattlesnakes but what I see from Europe and on friend's FB Pages is saddening. Glad to live in Europe the last 35 years...Good Luck...

    • @pewpewTN
      @pewpewTN 2 роки тому

      @@rick91443 Yea, I'm glad you have been in Europe for 35 years, too.
      We have enough low T cucks as it is.

  • @lhasaroadrat9374
    @lhasaroadrat9374 Рік тому

    A culture that bans firearms even for shopkeepers is reaping it's karma.

  • @ihatekoolaid14
    @ihatekoolaid14 10 років тому

    I was under the impression that the UK and especially London were quite literally saturated with CCTV cameras just... everywhere, like some Orwellian nightmare. I wondered how someone could even think of getting away with anything... then I remembered the sham of a legal system they have where even murderers get a smack on the wrist and sent on their merry way. Now don't get me wrong, my country's legal system is abhorrent and I don't deny this, but you'd think there would be a happy medium somewhere in between the death penalty and "Oh, you brutally murdered someone? We'll sentence you to 5 years but you only have to serve 3... that sound fair?"