And The Winner Is! Product Comparison Bergeon Bench Mat vs Magic The Gathering Mouse Pad
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
- The Results Of The Poll Are In - Which Video Would You Most Like To See (detailed descriptions):
1) Tiny Patek Philippe 16-250 Watch Movement Used As a Fish Lure.
Patek Philippe's lure is known to have worked on a range of warm-blooded subjects (or so they say), from Queen Elizabeth to Melinda Gates, so why not try it on a fish? Fish are not known to feed on watch movements, but with its hand-polished gold and silver finish and the kinetic movement of its balance wheel glistening in the sunlight under the surface of the beautiful and clear waters of Lake Geneva I suspect it won't take long for one to bite. If I damage it I can always "restore" it and flip it on Ebay. No revenue estimate is available as this will be entirely new territory for the UA-cam algorithm.
2) She Flew All The Way To Vietnam With Her Aging Aunt's Rolex And Went Clamming Before Searching The Local Markets For A Waterproof Crown That Rolex Refused To Sell Her For No Good Reason Other Than Rolex Are Monsters Two Days After I Paid A Local TV Station That Is Desperate For Money Because Of Google's Monopoly On The Global Advertising Market To Do A Story About Me. Can I Fix It While Trying To Figure Out How To Use These Expensive Bergeon Tools I Just Bought Even Though I Have Absolutely No Training As A Watchmaker?
Estimated revenue: UA-cam: $6.5M, me: $25,000 ($20,000 more than I paid the local TV station!)
3) Product Comparison: Bergeon 7808-V-01 Green Anti-Skid Bench Mat vs. Magic the Gathering Mouse Pad.
Estimated views: 1.5 million. Estimated UA-cam ad revenue: zero because the video is likely to be demonetized by UA-cam due to Magic The Gathering's association with Bitcoin. Estimated revenue from affiliate sales: $1.63 due to the unpopularity and low price of Magic the Gathering mouse pads and the Bergeon 7808-V-01 being perpetually out of stock at Bergeon because it's definitely not made in China.
4) Fake ASMR Restorations Of All Of The Watches Not Featured In The Nemo Movies!
Watch me do fake restorations of working versions of every watch ever made, edited down to 20 minutes, zero seconds, and zero frames each, with ASMR. Estimated revenue: infinite for both UA-cam and the channel as new watches and Nemo sequels are anticipated to continue to be made faster than I can pump out videos in perpetuity. This will help google's monopoly earnings remain on target with revenues of 100 x infinity until The Singularity, after which things that stupid humans care about including but not limited to corporate profits will likely get a bit murky.
5) I Ate A Vintage Patek Philippe Watch Movement And Pooped It Out: Can I Restore It? And Do I Even Need To Or Is It Still Running Flawlessly Because It's A Patek?
(No description needed since it's all in the title) Estimated views and revenue 0 (sorry, this video will only by available on Rumble with short clips available on 4chan).
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We have a dog that approaches her bed and then will walk around it in ever decreasing circles until she finally gets to lay down. Sometimes she'll even stop halfway through the process and will start doing something else. This is the best analogy I can think of to describe you trying to get to the point you are trying to make. 😊
🤔 😂😂😂
@@IMakeWatches But have to say I love it - and looking forward to the next one.
We all know that Patek would have been working perfectly after a trip through the digestive tract. Gastrointestinal chronometry is an underserved niche on UA-cam.
You're right of course. In fact, isn't that what @Horology Biology's focus is?
Your best video todate 🙏
Thanks Stuart!
Thanks for the id on the benchtop rest. I did a bit more research on it after I posed the question, and thought it was the one you specified, but wasn't certain.
Sure! Thanks for asking about that in the first place. I was also curious about that.
Love the humer🤣🤣
A great 🐀 pad to steady and memorize you hand movts. set off to the side of the bergion pad to rest you fore arm elbow.
hi, can you help me, i have about 7 seiko bellmatics, 3 ... 27j and 4... 17j and im struggling to learn more about water prove, or if u can work on them pls let me know. loved the bellmatic u have and i have one of those :)
Thanks! Yes, I'll try to do a video about my Bell-Matics soon. I did replace gaskets for water resistance and I'll make sure to talk about that!
@@IMakeWatches thank u so much can you include materials tools and also can you cover any information about waterproof the glass as well if you dont mind, i grew up with bellmatic from my father and as he pass away has been my hobby to have at least one fully restored and been gathering parts ... has not been easy
I think you're funny, the hand joke is great 😁, and with time and practice your videos get better and better.
Maybe you should shorten the unrelated explanations a bit.
What unrelated explanations? 😀 I am practicing being more concise but it's not working as yet.
NorthWest!