Joe Rogan: "What Animal Would I Survive?!"
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Bobby Lee is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster. From 2001 to 2009, Lee was a cast member on MADtv, and he co-starred in the ABC single-camera sitcom series Splitting Up Together alongside Jenna Fischer and Oliver Hudson between 2018 and 2019.
Clip taken from JRE #2090 w/ Bobby Lee
Host: Joe Rogan
Guest: Bobby Lee
Producer: Jamie Vernon
#joerogan #joeydiaz #jre #funny #comedy
I think “Have you ever seen a preying mantis kill a hummingbird?” Is one of the most joe Rogan things I’ve ever heard on jre
Jamie pull that up
"I don't watch stuff like that man" 😭
"We should watch that!"
I love how completely dead serious joe is the entire time while Bobby couldn’t care less
Bobby cant stand how serious Joe takes every question, and Joe doesnt give a shit hahhah i love it
Bob’s gonna rip on Joe hella hard to his friends 😂
Red bar is watching all these idiots.
i dont think bobby gives af, weird take lmfao
@@king.Tbacca lol you don’t know Bob. He’s gonna be spinning this in his brain and clowning Joseph for months.
@@ghostpiratelechuck2259 oh so you must have bobs number in your phone?? lmfao people on yt weird af like they know these celebs.
Bobby with a sword , running head first into the bears mouth 😂
You survive by not going where the man eating animals are in the forest.... Watch it on TV or UA-cam much safer ...n you can drink beer and laugh..⛱️😎
Be like half baked n 6 beers in and commercials done you're like Holy moly bear just ripped the guys arm completely off !!!! Did we TiVo it?!!
and he wears a kimono, and his hair is in a bun, held by chopsticks? lal
in my wild years when i was at my peak, i was 100% sure there are not many animals that even have a chance when i have my samurai sword with me
the only ones that possibly have a chance are elefants, hippos, rhinos
i cant think of another thing that even has a chance
im sorry but a bear has no chance if you have a sword and skills
compare a sowrd to his weapons, he cant compete with a sword, the range, the lethality, the mobility, the diversity of possible angles and attacks
gorilla, bear, lion, tiger- all those have zero chance if a healths man with skills has a samurai sword
elefant hippo and rhino - there it depends on your agility
if you are agile enough to put yourself into a position where they cant do something and you can use your sword, then you win those as well
only animals we need guns for are humans
those torros with those bull things with the red flag
you do similar things when an elefant or hippo or rhino charges you, and instead of a flag you have a sword, sure you cant just sidestep and elefant, but you def can faint one direction and then jump into the other direction with a judo roll and voila youre now next to/ behind the elefant or rhino or whatever
im sure its doable
Joe: "you ever see a praying mantis kill a hummingbird?"
Bobby: "I don't watch shit like that m.."
Joe: (aggressively cutting him off) "YOU SHOULD WATCH THAT"
😂
Lmfao 😂
Joe Just absolutely forcing Bear talk on Bobby Lol
Bobby finally came on the show
Timestamp??
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 don't know yet just seeing some weird asian guy talking.
@jairoruiz9709 man I wanna see some cream 😩
He’s been on the show before , he was one of the first guests ever.
@@jairoruiz9709 I am extremely disappointed
Bobby would get manhandled by a house pet.
Especially the parasite that posed as a house pet that was Kalayla
@@Former_Employee
Kalayla was just craving a real man. It was obvious by the way she spoke for years. But Bobby just kept shitting in his back seat and making her clean it.
Bobby got what he asked for in that situation, hopefully she did, as well.
@@negativeindustrial Didnt he dump her ?
@@negativeindustrial she was craving an opportunity
Joe's amused silence after Bobby says, "A bear maybe?"🤣
Bobby: I might survive a bear.
Joe's face: I don't think Bobby knows what a bear is.
He must be thinking of strictly Pandas.
Which is still pretty insane.
@@Stumme-40203 I know right, a Panda would shred any human into pieces and look cute while doing it
Bobby would die from eating a gummy bear the wrong way 😂
Hahaha 😆 I feel like Bobby purposely said that because of all the meme of Joe so scared of bear and shet haha 😂
its like bobby saw the oppertunity to say the word "bear" to joe lmfao
“Na you don’t gotta experience it if you don’t want to”
Proceeds to verbally paint a gruesome picture
Bobby knew what he was doing when he brought up the bear. Thank you, from all of us Bobby 😂
Lmao, the quick answer from Joe when Bobby asked what animal he could survive.. A mouse.. Sent me xD
Joe rogan is chill af with bobby
This is Joe being chill?
Joe got these bear answers on stand by 😂
It was nice of Bobby inviting Joe Rogan to his show
Man I love Bobby, he couldn't even handle the description of an antelope being torn apart. He seems like a very pure soul.
Listen to bobby talk about being in Tijuana and he won’t be such a pure soul anymore.
@@natalielee8757 lmao are you clowns still around, this was already addressed several times. It's a bit, welcome to comedy you sensitive Suzy.
@@natalielee8757get over it.. that story is obviously made up if you’ve heard him tell it throughout the years the story changes many times
@@natalielee8757troll. Jesus you’re fucked.
A very pure soul that poops himself
Bobby trying to go into a bit and joe being dead serious
There was ZERO HESITATION in Joe's response to Bobby's question. 🤣🤣🤣
Does this guy talk about bears on every single episode or just the ones I listen to? 😂
No, but when he does he gets very into it it’s funny and Bobby brought it up it’s a running joke.
I love how Bobby doesn’t view Joe as some kind of gatekeeper or god, because of how long he’s known him. He’s not afraid to come off as rude, in his own Bobby way, like yelling “OKAAAYYY!!!” when Joe keeps talking about death by predators 😂
Thats why bobby Lee marches to his own drum ! He respects rogan but doesn't have him on a pedal stoll .I love bobby lee ❤
Why hasn't joe ask bobby lee to preform at his place? Just curious.
@@denisestevens3102I think Bobby performaned there after the podcast.
@@Superstar_tradesman1 I really hope so hes such a treasure..
@@denisestevens3102 pedal stoll? A PEDAL STOLL?
Joe trolling Bobby 😅😅😂
I love Bobby Lee. I've been a legit fan for decades at this point.
Confirmed: Bobby and Joe - Planet Earth commentary
Love how Bobby is just cranking out jokes and funny scenarios meanwhile Joe completely ignores trying to play into it and responds _extremely_ seriously
I love both of this guys but Rogan is so skillful at making his guests feel relax.he tells storys,jokes and are werry charming.one o the greatest hosts ever.
The thing about Bobby an joe Rogon that we love it’s genuine homie conversation rather that’s specific
Bobby killing the game. Good to see him do more interviews
Bobby thinking he could take a bear is hilarious he must not have ever seen a real bear
Bobby Lee‼️ heading over to Spotify to check out full broadcast‼️👍👍. Love Bobby.
"A bear maybe." Joe: "Mmmmmh * stern face * (thinking yeah, no)"
I could listen to Rogan talk about animals all day long
I love how Joe ignores Bobby when he is obnoxious
"Do you bomb anymore?"
Joe took a minute to realize its all a joke.
Big fan of Bobby
Watching Joe talk about animals is one of my favorite things ever.
Sometimes it’s hilarious but his facial expressions are cringey other times 😂
@@RickyVall3ynah, it’s just dumb. Joe thinks he’s a man man, and a hunter, but I’d bet without a team behind him he doesn’t know anything and couldn’t hunt shit 😂
Have you ever seen a praying mantis eat a huming bird is the most Joe Rogan question you could ever hear
Bobby leee the goat
Bobby literally doesn’t need to write any jokes and he’s hilarious just naturally
The handful of times I've seen bears, freezing didn't work. They know you're there before you even see or hear them. One time my Grandma just kept walking past one and it just figured she was supposed to be there. She even pet one of the cubs. My Uncle lost his mind when he found out. 😂
Bobby is the only person who could be your podcast mate no one else
Joe and bobby 🎉🎉🎉
If the this story is true, the key thing was that she was acting like she was supposed to be there. She wasn't scared and didn't seem like a threat
Well they can smell you 2 miles away
I love these type of videos because they're the only videos where the comments are funnier than the video itself!
Just footage of the gnarliest Kodiak bear walking by in the wild and the camera pans past Bobby standing like a bush
I love how Bobby just joking and not taking the convo seriously meanwhile Joe is serious as a heart attack and can talk about this topic for days straight 😂😂
I firmly believe that , given some time , a mouse will challenge Bobby a quite a bit in a 2 way fight for survival ....
Joe so damn serious
one of the most Joe Rogan openings ever
So glad Bobby is finally on the show. Why'd it take this long?!
This could be a really good Super Cut.
I hope Bobby becomes a regular
Bobby lee not lying man i always see him headlining the main room😂😂 its cool to hear Joe name all the spots
The intro to this is hilarious
1:42 bears and joe,ah shit here we go again
You ever seen a mosquito eat a horse
Bobby was hilariously out of place in this conversation
I think Joe Rogan is sponsored by Grizzly Bears 😂😂😂🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
Only on JRE, you go from bear attacks to stand-up in the span of 4 minutes.
Bobby would survive either; a sloth or a turtle😂.. And that's a stretch.
nah man sloth is too fast him 🤣
@@TheHumanRanger I'm giving bro the benefit of doubt😂
He wouldn't survive a turtle... Have you seen turtles? They'd eat Bobby alive
@@sherifnabil50true true they savage as fuck shielded creatures with powerful beaks 😂
Have you seen the claws on those sloths? Bobo won't stand a chance.
Bobby: I don’t watch stuff like that man.
Joe: you should watch that!
Me: 😂
damn i thought i’d die before seeing bobby on joe rogan
great to see Bobby and Joe together after all the bullshit
I love Bobby Lee. Happy to see him after Mad TV.
You know he's got a couple podcasts right? He does one with his exgf & he's got one that I never miss called Bad Friends with Andrew Santino that goes up every week on UA-cam & that podcast has grown very popular.
@@jayjordan9582 I know.
I’m so intrigued by Bobby
Bobby " i dont watch stuff like that"😂
A mouse.....Ha ha ha LMAO
joe is too serious.
Where can i find the full episode
spotify
was waiting for the bear sound! that joe always do
Rogan absolutely WILL NOT allow a human being to leave his podcast believing they can fight and win against a bear 😂😂
Finally got Bobby on, wonder if Schaub made it happen 😂
Steve’s brother is funny.
Same Bobby ❤❤
Joe could write great anime 😂
6:18 Flappers
Joe talking about hyenas ripping out it's prey's guts and
Bobby's just like "yeah let's move on now.", then Joe just continues to elaborate 😂😂
Seeing Joe obviously imagine bobbye getting nailed by a effing raccoon is hilarious 😂
For Joe? A chimp.
For Bobby? a chimpmunk.
What animal can I survive from a mouse probably😂😂😂
Bobby playing dumb and getting Joe to rif on bears. Its like Abbott and Costello.
Bobby finally telling Joe what weve all been thinking
Hey, thats Steve's brother
Joe Rogan likes to talk about this shit seriously... You have a comedian in front of you!
I had a black bear encounter, mother with cubs. She wouldn't leave even with my friend and I yelling and waving our arms. However, the trusty 1911 scared her off. A few shots in the air, and they ran back to last week it scared them so bad.
I like how according to Joe Bobby could survive a mouse, but not an angry mouse because he’d run into a wall. Lmfao
Bobby always shitting so maybe he has a chance with a bear 😂😂
Wheres the full interview?
Spotify
even bears have a hard time killing bears, that's how fucked their armor rating is xD
Who else thought they was finna see a praying mantis eat a hummingbird
Bobby needs a special...
Bobby got this
Damn, this reminded me of the audio of Timothy Treadwell getting eaten by a bear alive.
If you’ve ever heard that Grizzly man attack audio, rest assured, it’s fake.
The real file was never released
i thought it the real audio never got released.
This was like Joe giving therapy to Bobby. What a wholesome moment
lol Bobby is such a prey animal you can see how uncomfortable he gets
Bobby said the one animal that terrifies Joe.
Bobby 😅😅😅 ❤
Joe is the ngt of bears
Funny thing is Bobby deciding to just get it over with and jump into the bear's mouth would probably weired it out and it'd run off.
Yesterday I watched a video where this Russian guy (probably drunk) is walking a trail and runs into a bear about 20 feet away. He then charges the bear yelling and the bear is like, "WTF?!?!" and starts running away. It stops and turns but Russian guy is still running at it. The bear starts running again periodically looking back to see if this crazy hoo-man is done, but nope he is still chasing the bear. lol
But like Joe said, you just don't know what you'll get with bears. The next drunk Russian that does that may just end up as lunch.
I saw a redback spider catch a pretty decent sized lizard, except it didn't die fast enough and escaped being dinner.
I also saw that same spider catch a small mouse and the mouse didn't have the heart of the lizard. She sucked that little critter dry. She was a bad ass spider and their webs are fascinating.
Don't get bitten though, I got hit by a different redback and that was five days of absolute hell. I think it felt like malaria, except multiplied by four, and it never let up until it wore off for four or five days. Gotta admit, it was my fault putting my hands where I couldn't see, that was her house and she has a right to defend herself. Unlike me, living in Australia.
Little lady done fucked me up though, i was amazed how potent her venom could be on a fully grown 28yo man and could totally see it being fatal for a woman or child, so they're no joke.
They didn't give me antivenom though, doc said "you're healthy enough to ride it out" and the antivenom would be a waste of time as I'd already started to report feeling as though I was intoxicated. Specialist just goes "In for a penny, in for a pound. Have some opioid patches and try to think about puppies, not spiders for a few days. Good luck"
Brutal, but in retrospect... an experience and then some. I have more respect for our spider friends than ever too.
Is a red back a black widow? Red hourglass on its booty?