"It's okay" Accompanied by "500+ hours recorded" is the equivalent of dads showing their empty plate and saying they hated it when a server asks how the food was.
@@festerma5076 All good man, the math is wrong though. 15,000 / 24 is about 625, which is a little less than 2 years. The og comment had correct math, 26,000 / 24 is 1083 Hope this clears it up!
I CAME BACK TO SUCH A LORE DROP FROM ROBIN????? I've been following PPT for years now, and alternately, I've been a regular emkay viewer for quite a while. I had NO CLUE ROBIN voiced LIETH PIERRE of ALL PEOPLE. THATS AMAZING!! Does this mean you get sneak peeks of the parts of the game you voice over? Sorry! this is just two of my hyperfixations colliding like atoms in my brain
12:29 I had similar situation, but in TF2 - when one of my classmates was sneaking up on another classmate, I almost screamed out TF2 line about enemy spies...
20:55 That whole review is referencing a Scott Steiner promo from TNA wrestling in (i think?) 2007, where he is just spouting math crap and it's hilarious.
I got an adrenaline rush and jumped out of my skin every time EmKay's words were censored by the Steam notification sound. When did Steam notifs traumatise me??
1:03:31 I noticed it must've been a copypasta because I remembered the exact same review for Terraria earlier in this compilation. Which is a real shame because I thought that was a beautiful Terraria review and now I feel betrayed.
16:00 Ingame Alf Landon is nothing like what he was IRL. Ingame Landon is the designated path to reinstate the confederacy in base-game hoi4 because he was the Republican option at the time. In real life he was more of a middle ground between FDR and Hoover, and him wanting more of a new deal lite and having John Hamilton as a campaign manager is what allowed him to oust Hoover in the 1936 Republican primaries. He is actually one of the most liberal modern Republicans to pass primaries and a 'Plot Against America' style Lindbergh would have been a better option.
Robin, I just wanted to tell you that I never knew about the Poppy Playtime thing, and now that I do…. Good for you, dude! That’s genuinely so awesome!
Everytime i hear the steam notification sound, the little sleeper agent awakes in me and makes me look DIRECTLY at my computer waiting for one of my friends to yell at me or some stuff
this is so rude I work every day like all of you and humans still think I cant have a life my kids go to school just to get picked on by humans there is no good reason to think this way like come on its 2024.
17:30 as a player of "The Murder Of Sonic The Hedgehog" i can tell you that the game is very linear and sometimes you have small autoscrolling platformer sections. The game is also free so if you have Steam it's at least worth checking out
1:19:09 That's what I was also asking myself after playing Metal Gear Solid 3 for the first time. I am terrible at stealth, I barely understood how the item menus worked, still I somehow made it through a stealth game.
i was so confused when the steam message notification sound was used for censoring the first few times, i just was like "man who the fuck is messaging me right now"
My mother and I have over 2000 hours in Bloons Tower Defense 6. (Around a 3rd of it is probavly beibg AFK) We bought the game around not even 3 years ago.
12:18 I searched up 5D chess videos, found this, and there's just a single review of the game?!? Oo It's considered a psychological horror after all...
26:00 Overwatch 2 had nearly 4 years (read that 4 years) of Story mode and PVE content developed for it. There's a vault with finished cinematics, and a BUNCH in progress, maps, enemies, mechanics. Each main character's VA recorded like an additional 3000 lines just for Story. All of it trashed. Art and dev teams laid off completely. Rein was going to die at some point in the story, we were going to see Zenyatta walking around. We'll never truly know what we almost had. So much good, CLASSIC, Blizzard development all down the drains because some money grubby CEO ran it into the ground last year and Microsoft just canned it after buying the game. Enough was finished, i don't quite understand why it's all canned. Years of labor, overtime, deadlines, tossed in the can at a whim.
The remnant 2 review was very accurate. I need to pay taxes, instead, I play remnant 2. I need to do my laundry, instead, I play remnant 2. I need to breathe, instead I play remnant 2. I need to blink, instead, I play remnant 2.
The only thing that relieves me about the 10k+ hours on any of these games is that they could alt tab and continue with their lives and Steam keeps tracking the game time even though it isnt actively being played.
1:05:00 Honestly? I'm not sure. Probably Skyrim, but it's on Xbox (both 360 and One) so I have no idea how many hours I've played. 1254 hours on the One alone, no idea how many on 360.
Yes. You can throw chainsaws at magical girls in Luna Nights. Yes, it is fun, but it's more effective to stop time and throw 1000 daggers... It's a massive Jojo reference and the feeling of power is amazing!
The fact some random hat can be worth more than 1000 dollars in TF2 should be enough to make every economist study TF2
“Not now I can’t help with finances I’m tryna grind a Hales Own kunai”
the shovel market is making a comeback after this one boys
We need to leave behind the inflating USD and start using ref has the new currency.
There are plenty of items that are over $5k, you could literally buy a decent used car if you happened to get a shiny pan
if y'all said the same thing about roblox there would be rioting in the streets 😭
"It's okay" Accompanied by "500+ hours recorded" is the equivalent of dads showing their empty plate and saying they hated it when a server asks how the food was.
ROBIN BEING LIETH PIERRE AND DOING THE VOICE ACTUALLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR A SECOND BECAUSE WOW I WAS *NOT* EXPECTING THAT AT ALL
Congratulations on Editor Kenny to be the 1st person to clear the Payday 2 ARG back in the day
Sincerely a fellow Payday 2 heister since 2016
Props to editor Kenny for being the one to hold the title of First in a game as huge as Payday 2.
those 26000 hours are 1083 days let that sink in
What does that damn sink want?
no,15k hours is 5 years and 1k days is 4 years
correct me if im wrong, i suck at maths
@@OffWindtastic🥁
@@OffWindtastic he lost is faucet who he was gonna marry and is asking for help
@@festerma5076 All good man, the math is wrong though.
15,000 / 24 is about 625, which is a little less than 2 years.
The og comment had correct math, 26,000 / 24 is 1083
Hope this clears it up!
I CAME BACK TO SUCH A LORE DROP FROM ROBIN????? I've been following PPT for years now, and alternately, I've been a regular emkay viewer for quite a while. I had NO CLUE ROBIN voiced LIETH PIERRE of ALL PEOPLE. THATS AMAZING!! Does this mean you get sneak peeks of the parts of the game you voice over? Sorry! this is just two of my hyperfixations colliding like atoms in my brain
I was also shocked and amazed. It’s truly an epic bragging right and lore drop!
@@alchemistrin7386 i was frothing at the mouth as my brain recalled all the PPT lore that all converges with that character. im so happy for robin man
11:37 53207 hours are 2216 days which are over 6 years...
ain't nobody playing that game more than him
The review was posted in 2016, so that person would be playing the gane NON-STOP since 2010...
You people are insane.
@@Iniosiun421he's probably one of the people that never shuts his PC off (just like me)
I'm feeling lost because I don't even know what game it is. Any of you know the sauce?
Name of the game?
0:51 i have 2,000 hours in gmod....
am i depressed?
Yes
do i care?
No
Eh dont worry pal! I got 2500 hours and I got a friend with 3000, we've all been depressed since 89'!
i got 4000
my friend has near 5000 hours
@@michaelhorn175 oh yeah i forgot to say my friend has 12,000 hours
i got 7k
i have not seen grass in years
12:29 I had similar situation, but in TF2 - when one of my classmates was sneaking up on another classmate, I almost screamed out TF2 line about enemy spies...
What's the line?
@@praiseion "Spy around here!"
@@ceu160193 ok thanks
@@ceu160193 here in [[redacted]] it would be "that sniper's a spy!" [we are all scrawny and tall and australian]
I just came back to this channel after like a year, its crazy how little your content has changed, I love it! Its perfect!
6:42 this is really wholesome, Glad terraria could do this
its not a real story, its to farm steam awards
@@matthewmccabe3411 I figured that out, damn.
@@flyingtankoh my bad
20:55 That whole review is referencing a Scott Steiner promo from TNA wrestling in (i think?) 2007, where he is just spouting math crap and it's hilarious.
finding out robin plays one of my fav modern video game villains i am stimming and running around my room
i just think poppy playtime is neat
wait till you find out THAT HES IN IT
Wait seriously??
@@swankstablook yeah, he voices leith piarre (idk how to spell it)
0:14 didn't expect my favorite band to be mentioned in an emkay video but here we are
I got an adrenaline rush and jumped out of my skin every time EmKay's words were censored by the Steam notification sound. When did Steam notifs traumatise me??
The terraria one is so wholesome.
sorry to break it to you but its just a copypasta
@@caffeinelemon6373 aw man
1:03:31 I noticed it must've been a copypasta because I remembered the exact same review for Terraria earlier in this compilation. Which is a real shame because I thought that was a beautiful Terraria review and now I feel betrayed.
9:50
As a VRchat enjoyer who plays almost every day, this is scarily accurate and idk how to feel about that
30:25 I knew this had to be DarkViper's post before the rest of it even showed up.
7:21 that's just wholesome
Its a copypasta though
hearing Robin read out a modified version of Steiner Math is very weird
But also exceptionally entertaining
11:39
That is 6 YEARS
16:00 Ingame Alf Landon is nothing like what he was IRL. Ingame Landon is the designated path to reinstate the confederacy in base-game hoi4 because he was the Republican option at the time. In real life he was more of a middle ground between FDR and Hoover, and him wanting more of a new deal lite and having John Hamilton as a campaign manager is what allowed him to oust Hoover in the 1936 Republican primaries. He is actually one of the most liberal modern Republicans to pass primaries and a 'Plot Against America' style Lindbergh would have been a better option.
0:22 kenny is a W
1:48 Subjectivity in one image
I have about 500+ hours in hoi4, and never once seen the AI go down and get Alf as the president.
4 minutes ago and ALREADY 323 views? Keep up the great work man!
26k person spent 3 years of there life straight on that game…
i need to know what that game is
Robin, I just wanted to tell you that I never knew about the Poppy Playtime thing, and now that I do…. Good for you, dude! That’s genuinely so awesome!
Time to spend the next hour and a half procrastinating on all my work
Everytime i hear the steam notification sound, the little sleeper agent awakes in me and makes me look DIRECTLY at my computer waiting for one of my friends to yell at me or some stuff
my wife left me.
joke
I didn’t know water bottles could have wives
this is so rude I work every day like all of you and humans still think I cant have a life
my kids go to school just to get picked on by humans there is no good reason to think this way like come on its 2024.
@@waterbottle82730 harsh man. hope yo are doin ok. keep on going, you'll get there eventually :)
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here for another fresh emkay video!
i don't think people realize MOST From Software games are mecha games, they've made around 25 mecha games, 16 of which are Armored Core
6:25 "What are you talking about?"
The game talks about mutations and evolution.
17:30
as a player of "The Murder Of Sonic The Hedgehog" i can tell you that the game is very linear and sometimes you have small autoscrolling platformer sections. The game is also free so if you have Steam it's at least worth checking out
this one review definetely caught my heart 7:25
Its a copypasta though
1:19:09 That's what I was also asking myself after playing Metal Gear Solid 3 for the first time. I am terrible at stealth, I barely understood how the item menus worked, still I somehow made it through a stealth game.
14:29 "gregory, why are you looking at my ass?"
2:04 the steam notification sound jumpscared me
1:01:59 YOOOO I'M PLAYING THAT GAME RIGHT NOW!!
i was so confused when the steam message notification sound was used for censoring the first few times, i just was like "man who the fuck is messaging me right now"
i can just imagine his neighborhood trying to figure out what the hell is going on there
The people that have played games with hundreds or thousands hours most likely just kept the game running
I mean, I legit have a year or two of actual playtime in Fallout 3, and for multi-player games, a couple thousand hours seems likely.
I have a thousand hours on sims 4 but me and my sister play it so double the hours
@meowmeow7796 Sims games didn't even cross my mind. Now, those are games where one can easily rack tens of thousands of hours of playtime.
I have 3k hours on terraria and probably 70% of those are from keeping it open
My mother and I have over 2000 hours in Bloons Tower Defense 6. (Around a 3rd of it is probavly beibg AFK)
We bought the game around not even 3 years ago.
That Terraria review around 6:00 is really sweet.
it was a copy pasta
the fact jack doesnt know what pizza tower is makes me want to cry
Every. single. time. a swear was censored with a steam chat notification sound. I checked my steam chats. Completely confused who tf was texting me.
10:53 as someone who plays goose goose duck, this last review is pretty realistic.
love you so much mr emkay
14:00 Ultrakill Players will get this
Steam is a strange pokemon, with even stranger evolutions
yo, congrats to editor Kenny for being the first to complete the payday 2 ARG, nice fucking job man
The Steiner math review caugt me off guard.
INSANE shrine maiden DESTROYS intercontinental ballistic missile
5:31 not sure if someone already mentioned this, but “Kanojo” is Japanese and roughly translates to a female SO (when used in this manner)
12:18
I searched up 5D chess videos, found this, and there's just a single review of the game?!? Oo
It's considered a psychological horror after all...
9:13 50,000 on that game is wild
It's like almost 6 years...
7:23 Godammit I knew it was terraria. It’s always terraria that brings families together.
its a copy pasta
13:57 ULTRAKILL MENTIONED
26:00
Overwatch 2 had nearly 4 years (read that 4 years) of Story mode and PVE content developed for it.
There's a vault with finished cinematics, and a BUNCH in progress, maps, enemies, mechanics. Each main character's VA recorded like an additional 3000 lines just for Story. All of it trashed. Art and dev teams laid off completely.
Rein was going to die at some point in the story, we were going to see Zenyatta walking around. We'll never truly know what we almost had.
So much good, CLASSIC, Blizzard development all down the drains because some money grubby CEO ran it into the ground last year and Microsoft just canned it after buying the game.
Enough was finished, i don't quite understand why it's all canned. Years of labor, overtime, deadlines, tossed in the can at a whim.
7:24 hell yea terraria for the win
its a copy paste made to farm steam awards, not a real story
Knew it that terraria and stardew valley would have some of the best reviews, the terraria one was wholesome af
I wasn't expecting to see DarkViper in this lol
6:34 don’t believe the copypasta
47:13 OMORI MENTIONED
OMORI
(SPOILERS)
I WAS LISTENING TO OST 005 WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I THOUGHT OF MARI D:
I love learning Kenny lore
The remnant 2 review was very accurate. I need to pay taxes, instead, I play remnant 2. I need to do my laundry, instead, I play remnant 2. I need to breathe, instead I play remnant 2. I need to blink, instead, I play remnant 2.
1:02:15 Guilty Gear fan here, and trust me when I say that not all of us are like this.
36:31 bro do you not care about the name💀
7:25 lmao I was actually playing terraria while watching this
1:12.55 Is that from little miss fortune, the review?
LIETH PIERRE!!????!!!! AAAA!!!! 1:20:45 YOU'RE SO COOL ROBIN AAAA!!!!!!
The game at 18:39 is probably Scrap Mechanic, one of my favourite games of all time, and the name isn't mentioned :c .
21:07 This post should've been given to Damien.
1:06:44 WHY DID THE EDITOR USE THE GIF OF V1 AND V2 DOING THAT POSE THE REVIEW WASNT EVEN ABOUT ULTRAKILL
Both Lobotomy Corp and Ultrakill have fire soundtracks and the review perfectly summarizes both games so I don’t mind it.
18:00 I KNOW that is Scrap Mechanic
I was looking for a fellow mechanic, nice
1:19:49 RAIN WORLD MENTIONED
love this
47:12 OMG OMORI MENTIONED EEEEEEE OMORI OMORI OMORI YAYAYAY
39:48 ITS THE GAME IM PLAYING RIGHT NOW
The only thing that relieves me about the 10k+ hours on any of these games is that they could alt tab and continue with their lives and Steam keeps tracking the game time even though it isnt actively being played.
Those are some funny steam reviews Bois!
I guessed the game the review was for at 6:35. I got it right :O
9:53 I agree, we are very nice. Thank you for being supportive towards furries, Robin
TIL that Robin voices Leith Pierre in Poppy Playtime. Today is going to be a good day.
1:05:00 Honestly? I'm not sure. Probably Skyrim, but it's on Xbox (both 360 and One) so I have no idea how many hours I've played. 1254 hours on the One alone, no idea how many on 360.
1,101 reviews in 12 minutes? Fell off
0:51 HA... i have 11,081.3!
i liked the fanart :3
4:18 The devs could have made a offline mode. This game taught me to hate paid online base games.
18:05
what game is he talking about? it sounds interesting
Yes. You can throw chainsaws at magical girls in Luna Nights. Yes, it is fun, but it's more effective to stop time and throw 1000 daggers... It's a massive Jojo reference and the feeling of power is amazing!
is it bad that i can immedatly recognize 13:58 as ultrakill
i just found out Jack hates me this is the worst day ever im literally crying and throwing up rn
I never knew that robin was Leith Piere in Poppy Playtime
11:14 just like where my dad works
I left a review for portal reloaded that I shit you not was a half life alyx quote.
best way to find funny steam reviews is to look at Dwarf Fortress or Rimworld
Some times Robin won't stfu 😭