Mario was the best. He got the mushroom kingdom out of the Great coing recession and led us through Mario Oddesy. No wonder he was the only president to be elected 4 times
BREAKING: Ganondorf has congratulated Bowser on his election victory, calling him a “courageous turtle”. Ganondorf also said that Bowser’s claim that he can end the war in Gerudo Town “deserves attention at least”.
Apparently I heard that Bowser’s gonna give more money to King K. Rool and the Kremlings so they can continue to attack parts of the Donkey Kong Country like DK Island, Timber’s Island and work with Gruntilda Winkybunion & the Panther King to increase their firepower. Although I also did hear that Bowser was on Donkey Kong’s Podcast
And that’s not even mentioning Bowser’s secret connections with Dr. Eggman and his ongoing war on South, Westside, Miracle & Northstar islands along with any other locations that he’s attacked before
@@wagiqwq Yes, women dont like push overs who walk on eggshells around them turns out. He can call anyone what he wants just as you do when your feelings are hurt.
Wasn't he the guy who liquidated his financial assets through gross misappropriations and grand theft of his own treasuries, effectively stealing a massive pile of gold from himself in possibly the most heinous display of high-level corporate embezzlement in history, in addition to countless other crimes that he faced international indictments for, then publicly admitted to all this in an address televised across all of Warioland, which also involved him declaring anyone under his employ "unwise" for accepting to work under him, due to how corrupt he is known to be, and said he afforded them no sympathy? Gosh, that whole mess was so difficult to follow... and now he's part of the cabinet?! ...well, I mean, at least he's _honest_ about what he does.
@@hexi9595Bowser's rally. Also, no one said koopas were garbage, merely Bowser supporters were garbage which isn't an inborn trait but a conscious choice.
God, why can't the Mushroom Kingdom have a CIVIL election like in the past. Anybody remember the 2012 election, where Mario leading the Democratic party ran against Donkey Kong running the Republican party, and they respected each other during the debates in New Donk City, and Donkey Kong congratulated Mario on his victory when the election ended? Why can't we have elections like that anymore, this kingdom's gone to hell!
i wish mario never retired so early, not only did he help multiple kingdoms along with his brother and friends from the dangerous braisin brain, but also helped charities with events like the kart racing, the mario parties or the sports events. i had the time of my life watching the parties and the races with my family.
I'm just surprised he made such gains with the Shy Guy vote after REPEATEDLY calling them "mask-wearing psychopaths" who are "eating the Chain-Chomps."
Sarasalandian here, if you’re gonna move anywhere, I’d go all the way to Hylia honestly. Here in Sarasaland, we’re facing a huge immigration crisis and it’s making already existing issues like wait times in healthcare and housing even worse.
I feel like Princess Peach embracing an endorsement from Sir Grodus was a questionable decision. It didn't really convince any Koopa voters, and it just alienated the Toads that didn't have any love for the X-Naut administration. The Toadstool campaign really should have listened to its base more.
@@VerySourTaste Exactly. Bowser has regularly shown his support of Ganondorf "reclaiming" Hyrule, agreeing that it's all still Gerudo territory even 30 years after gaining independence, and the Gerudo in Hyrule don't even like him! He's also praised Eggman for attempting to invent cybernetics that "directly connect your brain to the internet and definitely won't and mind-control you," with Bowser calling it "great work." And Peach *was* born middle class, but she attained higher status by pursuing dual majors in acting and medicine, unlike Bowser, who got most of his wealth from inheritance and business fraud. At least Peach is using her money to give the castle employees benefits instead of making it even bigger and spikier.
I'm starting to think that was Wart's doing. Birdo was just a talking head for the party at the time.
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When... uhh... they defeated Jimmy Toadster in 1980, it really was a shock. And so was Birdo's landslide in 1984. All but Koopasota chose... them over Walter Goomdale.
I know a Toad who literally houses a Yoshi that he’s good friends with, but voted for Bowser because of thinking he’d better the economy and “oh he’s not going to do that” smh.
Those comments were made in context to the Monty Bros specifically who betrayed the mushroom kingdom after being bribed by Fawful to transport supplies to his giant ivory tower. What they've done is unacceptable and should be condemned. Bowser was perfectly willing to work with them and even got his hand dirty to help them dig the tunnel, just for them to betray him and leave him for dead. Bowser himself has stated after he rightfully insulted the bros that he is willing to elect a Monty mole for his cabinet to build bridges.
And yet the media kept saying that after calling Delfino Island "a floating pile of goop" that Bowser was gonna lose the Pianta vote in key swing worlds
My favourite part of the election was all the Piantas who said “of course it is, why do you think I left?”. That and the “””protest””” that had like three Noki, tops. Not even the biased Lakitu Brothers could make it look important lol.
No, no, HE WAS MEANT TO RUN THIS KINGDOM. Waluigi was gonna do so much about all the "conspiracies" about the government, he was finally going to prove that the haunted mansion Luigi discovered was REAL, and he was going to catch that fugitive King Boo and put him to death. Now, none of that will happen!
@@koolaid33 Waluigi is a total crybaby! Every time he loses he blames it on someone or something else! Would you seriously want somebody who calls all who oppose him "cheaters" then cries in the corner for 30 minutes as a leader?
That's fake news. Why do you think Birdo and all of P. Diddy Kong's other friends all endorsed Princess Peach at the same time? This whole Super Crown movement is just a distraction from the real issues.
@@capstee1973yeah it's a distraction from the real issues created by bowser to win the election innocent toads are suffering so bowser can manipulate people into voting for him to stop 2% of the population from using bathrooms!!
@@t-06 That probably would have happened anyway. Smithy is dead, right? 99% of Boo and Dry Bones voters vote for Peach, so it's in his interest to endorse her for his own sake.
@@TurtleChad1 Brother man... what???? No, don't even explain yourself, just... think next time before trying to speak, because you🫵, just now, said nothing of meaning.
Technically speaking, treason is the crime of attacking one's own country. Since Bowser is the ruler of the Koopa Kingdom, and not a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, his actions against the Mushroom Kingdom do not technically constitute treason.
Wait, bowser can’t run, cause he’s not a natural born mushroom kingdom citizen. How is that fair? This isn’t what George Washingtoad intended for his nation to be!
@@TheR1.0AUCCC I don’t know what the Mushroom Kingdom’s Constitution says on the matter. In fact, given that the Mushroom Kingdom is, y’know, a monarchy, I’m not so sure that this is an established practice with decades of precedent behind it.
"I've been talking to president Ganon... Great guy! Really really strong man you see... his minions are truly something else, loyal as can be, folks. He has the best gloom in all of Hyrule I tell you. And he does respect me, believe me... unlike sleepy Toadsworth and Peachcobbler. And if Hyrule needs our military, I say they should pay us more!" -Bowser
I heard that Bowser's planning on having peace talks when he's in office. Some people think he's going to negotiate that Ganon hold's two thirds of the triforce, but that's just speculation.
Damn right. Makes me wonder why people think voting for Mario is a "wAsTe Of A vOtE!11!" Know what IS a waste of a vote? Voting for friggin' dictators.
@@furret1907it's a waste of a vote because mario has no power we need to implement a ranked choice system of voting instead of first past the post aswell as using the sarasaland system so decisions have more even representation from each party
Are you guys OK? Do you need help? You’re not making much sense. I don’t remember Bowser or peach in any of their campaigns, especially peach because she doesn’t answer any questions, that they plan to do anything that reminds me of an absolute monarchy. OK, now that I remember, perhaps peach and her supporters. But Bowser never said anything. I’m not from the mushroom kingdom. I’m from Mario soccer. And I am very happy that Bowser won.
see now, prince florian actually knows how to manage a kingdom, i have all my thing packed to move to the flower kingdom with my relatives and you should too
Are you kidding me when florian was in charge not only did the housing prices there were also a ton of illegal immigrants and the crime rate soared! Florian is hot garbage in his management
@@Someone42527the bean bean kingdom is across the border from the mushroom kingdom and the two have always been great allies, once you get used to the beanish’s joke based culture you should have a good life there
She cant even keep herself safe, how do you expect it to look for the average toad? Not that shed care, shes not a toad nor a koopa, shes a human coloniser.
I have multiple friends who use super crowns and now I am actively scared for them. Like, why do Bowser and his supporters care so much about what power-ups people use?
@@theAstarrr The super crowns cannot even be accessed by minors, and they use the 0.01% of toads who regret using one as an excuse to ban super crowns from everyone, When the regret rate for tattoos is higher.
What made me lose faith in the Kingdom's citizens was when he was convicted of princess kidnapping and was recorded saying "Grab em by the red shell!" and still GAINED popularity with koopa women. It was only when he helped ban the 1-ups even for at-risk women in the kingdom that he lost SOME koopa women. Toad women were the only female demographic solidly against him after all that BS. I might not like her on all policies but Alexandria Mushroomio Toadette may be the only one blunt and honest enough to combat Bowser.
@@sdagoth3037Well clearly the democrat strategy is not working at the moment. Peach spent so much time campaigning with Sir Grodus and trying to win over moderates and they all voted for Bowser anyway. We need a change
Though, I think the parallel for power ups more closely fits second amendment things rather than abortion. I'm not sure what abortion would be; maybe breaking brick blocks to gain lives (Because they used to be considered toad lives lost to break brick blocks, but they aren't any more).
Definitely bowser was the superior pick. I mean let’s be honest he was king before and he did a better job than toads worth. Quite frankly I think he will do a good job
@@nolantherailfan5048 Not true, he would give representation to ghosts and boos of many mansions who didn't get the chance to vote outside during the day.
Also not helping her is stabbing Toadsworth in the back when he still has massive support in the base while she hasn't. No wonder no one showed up for her
I personally think her reaction was disgraceful. The beanbeanites showed her hospitality, even sent an ambassador to the mushroom kingdom, and what do they get? Princess peach spitting in their face and laughing at them. At least Koopa was thoughtful enough to go there himself, even with the political tensions, to try and reach a peaceful conclusion with queen bean.
@@t-06And approving handicapped toad's eating in order to "evolve". That's gross. Half of the population is insane. That's why we're voting for cannibalism ban laws.
@@TurtleChad1 Germans thought H_tler was good when he came into power. So did the Russians with St_lin. When people watched the Prequels, they thought Palpatine's rise was unrealistic. They all said plainly what their plans were beforehand, and then lied when they were called out on it. All it would've taken to stop them was to listen to both sides and think critically, but you couldn't be bothered until it was too late. I'm not mad, because I know I can take whatever he throws at me, and I'll fight for all my friends who can't. More than anything, I'm disappointed. Our country was supposed to be different, not chained to the same hate as our ancestors. We had fought so many times to rid the world of this kind of person, and now we've given him the keys to our house. Just like all those times before, he'll ruin everything he's allowed to touch, and you'll blame us when one of those things is you. That's okay though, because I'll be remembered for the kindness I showed others, and you won't be remembered at all. This election will become our legacy, so I hope you're able to live with whatever comes of it.
@@slavishentity6705 Seems like OP just didn't know or didn't care. Or think royalty equates to prime ministers equate to presidents. Which isn't how life works.
Here's the thing though, if another Dr. Mario virus spreads under a Bowser regime we would be screwed like last time! I know it took a while for the capsules to be rolled out by E. Gadd and many think Dr. Mario was corrupt and responsible for the death of many toads and koopa troopas as a potential side effect from the treatment. But let me remind you that it was WarioWare Inc. too that silenced many minions' voices and labeled their beliefs as misinformation and dark-star, and it was her administration that did nothing about the greedy capitalist Italians.
I remember when Waluigi became president in 1992 and 1996 unfortunately he was caught get into a relationship with a member of his staff Daisy which caused so much controversy that he did not make the smash bros roster
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"I did not have sexual relations with that princess". No wonder why Goomba W. Bush won against Al Mole.
Why would anyone vote for bowser? He’s just gonna keep giving more star coins to fund Dreamland’s war against the Waddle Dees. Call me anti-Kirbo, but inhaling Waddle Dees is not self defense.
@@jumpupsupbarhornno he wouldn't you absolute buffoon. Muslims are preferable to Jews, but not for the nonsense reasons you pretend to care about them.
@@jumpupsupbarhorn "The fictional character made for small children that I still care about for some reason as an adult would agree with me on everything politically!"
I mean the princess wasn’t seen as competent candidate. I mean what did she even want to do besides saying that Browser was going to steal the presidency
The fact that the canon is sort of simliar to real life due to the superstar saga talking about how the Mushroom kingdom currency having a shit ton of Inflation
@@Cubeytheawesomein Mario & Luigi: súper star saga there is a constant gag of a shit ton of mushroom kingdom coins being converted for a pitiful amount on bean-bean coins (like 15k mushroom kingdom coins being converted to 15 bean-bean coins)
@@Non-Fried-churro Under Toadstoolenomics, "Yoshi blimp fruit" coin hyperinflation has gotten worse. We could barely afford Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins carrots in World 2!
@@SirSX3The chain chomps have all of the coins and control each stage, but have the working class pay the chain chomps taxes. The chain chomps endorsed and funded the Bowser campaign since their goals align. They have a 900 page cheat code book to attempt to become the new developers of all future stages and ensure no more elections in the mushroom kingdom.
The moment I heard the news that Bowser won, I got all my toadlings together and I took a go-kart to that new island city, Animal Crossing. I hear the people there are nice and things are actually affordable. Not coming back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
I mean, at least Bowser will focus more on defense and military because everytime when Princess Peach is in power, the kingdom always goes into crisis due to enemy invasions
@@raynightshade8317 oh yeah. Suuuuuure he will! So weird those kingdoms weren't in war before 2020. Who you think started those wars during Toadsworth's run????
@@raynightshade8317 nooooo!! I refuse to believe that she wasn’t secretly working for Bowser let alone stopped her! He’s lying!! The Mario Bros stopped her! WAAAHHH!!
But I hear over there Eggman has been plotting to defeat the Freedom Fighters and run for democrategg election again against Princess Sally Acorn. Knuckles is out of the race admist controversies and you could lose free will under his technocratic robot regime!
I'm from bean bean kingdom, so i'm not able to do a full judgement of bowser's character (also sorry for my grammar), but the former princess peach has been using the mario brothers to wage proxy wars for decades, and bowser's election seems to have made great progress to getting mario and green hat some much needed rest. Just check the news, the shroobs have released a statement claiming our civilizations are not their enemies, and antasma has called for a peace deal over pil'illo island and the dreamstone. Also, border security is weak, i don't want the only thing in between a criminal toad and our kids they think are food to be an exercise everyone who's not a baby can do.
Me: I swear the only reason I don't let this kingdom burn to the ground if it wasn't where I keep my save data. Random Toad: What about your friends and family? Me: I said my save data
I think a lot of people in the Mushroom Kingdom underestimate the importance of their own elections and the impact they have on the rest of the world, even all the way over here in Alrest. The deal Toadsworth negotiated between Mor Ardain and Uraya was already looking shaky - you expect me to believe that Bowser is gonna honour that at all, especially when he's already promised to put that clown Chairman Bana in charge of his Realm Of Slimmer Expenditure (ROSA)?
100% Agreed. As a hoarder of absurdly large gold coins myself, he would have been perfect in charge. The only reason he lost was because of too strict voting laws that made it impossible for him to rig the election. WAAAH!!
you also have to consider the question? Interviewer: What are you gonna do about the economy? Peach: I was born in a middle class family, and a lot of importance was placed on the economy. To fix the economy, I would need to complete multiple steps to help the economy. With completing those steps, I will help the economy. considering she spent a billion dollars and ended up 20 million in debt in 100 days, I’m happy she’s not POTUS
Look, when there's rising inflation and fuel costs and your candidate's response is "Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you," I'm voting for the other guy. Ain't no one got the gas coins to go-kart our way to the castle, lady!
@@HenryGehrdes Is a Bowser a nice guy? Nope. But he's surrounded himself with a lot of Magikoopa advisors and unlike lil miss Princess Baking Goods, they're actually willing to USE those magic wands to change blocks into coins (and springs, and goombas). And more coins in the economy means a rising tide that raises all boats.
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe Those are just the lies being fed to you by Thwomp News, if you actually used your brain and got out of your bubble you’d know that Bowser would literally hire a trampoline if it supported him.
@@HenryGehrdesthe PNN (Pipe New Channel) and EGNBC (E.Gadds NBC) were literally telling everyone who voted Browser were fascists. They just hiding behind the princess pockets and they know jt
I'm looking for roommates to move to Sarasaland to. I hear they have pretty decent prices for two bedrooms. Open to sharing space if it helps with cost, hmu if interested
Mario helped daisy put tatanga in jail tho so its probably fine. The election is a bit close between her and wario RN but even in the worst case warios much better then bowser
I hope you guys actually do it this time instead of just talking about it EVERY round you don’t win. Tell you what, hop on coop and I’ll even help you get to the warp zone.
The comments section is relatively neutral, I thought it was going to be with democrats believing they have the absolute truth or with republicans offended by the video only coming to insult But it doesn t happen the bowser and peach supporter took it like true toads
People calling Bowser “Mushroom Kingdom’s Shadow Queen” unfavorably are rlly funny, ‘cus like the Shadow Queen made some really good points and did lots of good stuff for Rogueport’s economy & military power. I’m also glad to have Starlow as the Vice President!
Also, if you think the Shadow Queen's kill count was high, then you must not have seen the Yoshi Egg industry's kill count, in the Mushroom Kingdom alone. Glad Bowser's saving all those Yoshis.
Not gonna lie, Peach's weird laughter when questioned on stuff like immigration really made it seem like she had no idea what she was doing. Vibe scepter or no, you can't run a campaign purely on vibes.
It's not Bowser himself I'm worried about cuz he's an old tortoise, but of all the loyalist minions he's going to put into high positions of power to enact project sledgebro and make it so Bowserism stays in power for a long time, that will make life hell for my immigrant yoshi friends, and friends that need access to supercrowns to survive
Say what you want about bowser, but peach yaps nonsense about growing up with the toads. She even said she worked at McToads which is a complete and total farce. Bowser made his kingdom rich with only one million coins while peach blew through 1 billion on Pauline concerts. Bowser was president once and he can do it again.
McToads ? That filthy "food restaurant" that advocates for cannibalism? I don't care whether she worked there or not. Why is nobody talking about Peach promoting handicapped Toad's eating to the two plumbers or other Toads in order to "evolve" and progress on levels? Is this progress? That sounds insane to me. That's why I didn't vote for Toadstool this year.
I’m just saying that Bowser is more effective than Peach, he’s kidnapped her countless times and what has she done? NOTHING. They may fight in public and call each other names, but in the end, they’re all in a Mario Party together and we’re not invited. Might as well go for the guy that can steal someone else’s stars than wants to steal my own.
@@HungryWarden Boo promised to steal the stars and redistribute them to the millions who have none. Unsurprisingly, he was unpopular with the ones with all the stars.
@@goggles8691 Boo's policies would have prevented this condition of inequality and public resentment to begin with... Oh, what we could have had. Boo or Bust!
@@goggles8691 I'm more in line with Toad's policy of making it easier for new players to independently obtain stars, by cutting down the red and white tape, but a lot of players on both sides of the aisle apparently care more about Birdo's description in the manual than getting stars in their pockets.
So you're also contributing to the eating of handicapped toads? 🤨 You're not a true Koopa supporter, aren't you. This cannibalistic system promoted by the party of the Toadstool family needs to be stopped.
@@garrettfish8471Badge ownership is the best way to level up but I can’t even afford a hammer to harvest goomnuts with. How am I supposed to make life shrooms to earn coins in this economy?
You can’t call bowser an evil short mustache man AND say you’re going to work with him. Either he’s an evil dictator mega-tyrant or he’s just a koopa you disagree with. Regardless, the majority of toads voted for him. Bowser won the popular vote.
@@johnjordan211 Debatable, have you seen how he treats his family?! He’s a fine example of how a father should be! Sure he may not treat his minions with great benefits, but at least they feel honored and worthy to be under someone who’s willing to battle with them! He just wants to win and if that makes a little roaring and fire, then it’ll be fine!
@ Yeah because he knows his son will become prince and he needs to handle the royal business like he does… and didn’t Peach also make babies and Yoshi’s compete in sports and kart racing as well? We both know Bowser ain’t in charge of those and they surely aren’t safe!
@@hiddenflare6169I feel like you're being disingenuous here. Besides, Mushroom Kingdom politics should ideally have nothing to do with Kart and Party events
I thought Bowser was a democrat tbh. Anyone remember how in Mario Party Superstars he does the whole "Bowser Revolution" thing where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Doesn't exactly make sense to me. He was running against Bowser AND the Princess during the election. If I were Mario, I would've worn yellow and held rallies in places other than New Donk. He might've gotten more votes. Also, I feel cheated that Mario wasn't even on the ballot in New Donk. Now I know how Bowser feels whenever he says "The election is rigged!". Damn right, Bowser! The election IS rigged!
I miss the days when Luigi won 2 elections in a row by doing absolutely nothing.
Mario was the best. He got the mushroom kingdom out of the Great coing recession and led us through Mario Oddesy. No wonder he was the only president to be elected 4 times
i swear this isn't intentional how did i come across you again
Wait is luigi black?
@@Someone42527he was so good he got to extend his presidential term limits to 4
Me too those were the days
THEY'RE EATING THE YOSHIS
THEY’RE EATING BIRDO
help me
@@diamondyoshi6649What? Help me
Like ---> 👍
THEY'RE WHAT!?
MAMA MIA! IN DINOSAURLAND THEY ARE EATING -A- YOSHIS, THEY ARE EATING THE DOLPHINS, ITS -A- HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE -A- SPEAK
“They’re stomping the goombas, they’re stomping the koopas.”
''They're beating the kids''
“They’re stomping the goon as, they’re kicking the Koopas”
BREAKING: Ganondorf has congratulated Bowser on his election victory, calling him a “courageous turtle”. Ganondorf also said that Bowser’s claim that he can end the war in Gerudo Town “deserves attention at least”.
Bowser is just gonna drastically reduce their aid to gerudo town so that ganon's army invade them completely
Apparently I heard that Bowser’s gonna give more money to King K. Rool and the Kremlings so they can continue to attack parts of the Donkey Kong Country like DK Island, Timber’s Island and work with Gruntilda Winkybunion & the Panther King to increase their firepower.
Although I also did hear that Bowser was on Donkey Kong’s Podcast
And that’s not even mentioning Bowser’s secret connections with Dr. Eggman and his ongoing war on South, Westside, Miracle & Northstar islands along with any other locations that he’s attacked before
I fr love the paralelism of The World of Zelda and Ganondorf being the other opposite big country as Russia
@@Hes_Gone Now I need to think of which EU countries are which races of Hyrule. The Gerudo are taken.
“Bowser has responded by calling her a stupid bitch”
That got me dying
AND HE WON THE WOMANS VOTES 👍👍👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️
@@wagiqwq Yes, women dont like push overs who walk on eggshells around them turns out.
He can call anyone what he wants just as you do when your feelings are hurt.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE ❤👍❤😞❤👍❤
@@wagiqwq He doesnt walk on eggshells around them, I am sure you and them call people worse and for doing nothing or less.
insane
That last minute endorsement from podcaster Donkey Kong for Bowser may have really helped in this election.
Dude, I love the Donkey Kong Experience!
@@rhaegarmalfoy1985 He would never
In the metro kingdom, they're eating the pirhana plants, they're eating the chainchomps of the people who live there
NO Petey pirhana said there was no evidence for that claim
HELPP
@@frisk-jl6zgThe notion that immigrants eat pets and wild animals has been debunked by officials.
@@frisk-jl6zgActually, the claim that immigrants are eating pets and wild animals has been debunked by officials.
Peewee piranha literally debunked that claim 3 times
And now Wario is part of the cabinet. We are doomed.
Yeah, the guy known for dying in a car crash while listening to Ed Sheeran, what was Bowser thinking?
Wasn't he the guy who liquidated his financial assets through gross misappropriations and grand theft of his own treasuries, effectively stealing a massive pile of gold from himself in possibly the most heinous display of high-level corporate embezzlement in history, in addition to countless other crimes that he faced international indictments for, then publicly admitted to all this in an address televised across all of Warioland, which also involved him declaring anyone under his employ "unwise" for accepting to work under him, due to how corrupt he is known to be, and said he afforded them no sympathy? Gosh, that whole mess was so difficult to follow... and now he's part of the cabinet?!
...well, I mean, at least he's _honest_ about what he does.
//this is even funnier because the snl bit
Lol
Nah he is a businessman he will fix the economy.
"There's literally a floating island of garbage in the ocean right now. Yeah, I think it's called Yoshi's Island?"
Yoshi's Island has a legitimate problem with their warp pipes being overflowed.
*Bowser wins 45% of the Yoshi vote.*
It was waluigi (a comedian) who said that, not Bowser.
Also didn’t toadsworth said in response that all koopas were garbage?
@@hexi9595Bowser's rally. Also, no one said koopas were garbage, merely Bowser supporters were garbage which isn't an inborn trait but a conscious choice.
Bowser himself on many occasions called Toads evil and enemies of the kingdom long before Toadsworth called them garbage.@hexi9595
God, why can't the Mushroom Kingdom have a CIVIL election like in the past. Anybody remember the 2012 election, where Mario leading the Democratic party ran against Donkey Kong running the Republican party, and they respected each other during the debates in New Donk City, and Donkey Kong congratulated Mario on his victory when the election ended? Why can't we have elections like that anymore, this kingdom's gone to hell!
i wish mario never retired so early, not only did he help multiple kingdoms along with his brother and friends from the dangerous braisin brain, but also helped charities with events like the kart racing, the mario parties or the sports events. i had the time of my life watching the parties and the races with my family.
obama as donkey kong 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏
@@cytos "Mario leading the DEMOCRATIC party" heck you mean, Mario is Obama here
Because, unlike in 2012 with Donkey Kong, Bowser isn't controlled opposition.
@@cytos when the racism gets too severe and you forget obama is a democrat
I'm just surprised he made such gains with the Shy Guy vote after REPEATEDLY calling them "mask-wearing psychopaths" who are "eating the Chain-Chomps."
Don't feign ignorance
And who could forget the Subcon Travel Ban from his presidency?
@JJMcCullough How do I keep running into your comments
@@whatisavehicle IT'S BEEN 1 MINUTE
Not to mention that officials debunked Bowser's claims.
My friend Birdette says she doesn't feel safe in this kingdom anymore and plans to move to another one.
Same thing with my friend Vivian. I don't blame her at all.
I recommend going to Sarasaland if you want it to be like the Mushroom kingdom
@@Snowpro45. the temperatures there are harsh and the wildlife is dangerous
Sarasalandian here, if you’re gonna move anywhere, I’d go all the way to Hylia honestly. Here in Sarasaland, we’re facing a huge immigration crisis and it’s making already existing issues like wait times in healthcare and housing even worse.
Good
I feel like Princess Peach embracing an endorsement from Sir Grodus was a questionable decision. It didn't really convince any Koopa voters, and it just alienated the Toads that didn't have any love for the X-Naut administration. The Toadstool campaign really should have listened to its base more.
But Peach was raised by a middle class toad family!
@@t-06Noooooo she wasn't. Does that castle LOOK middle class to you?
@@chaotixthefox
What, and you think Mr. “Gave me a small loan of a million coins” is any better?
@@VerySourTaste Exactly. Bowser has regularly shown his support of Ganondorf "reclaiming" Hyrule, agreeing that it's all still Gerudo territory even 30 years after gaining independence, and the Gerudo in Hyrule don't even like him! He's also praised Eggman for attempting to invent cybernetics that "directly connect your brain to the internet and definitely won't and mind-control you," with Bowser calling it "great work."
And Peach *was* born middle class, but she attained higher status by pursuing dual majors in acting and medicine, unlike Bowser, who got most of his wealth from inheritance and business fraud. At least Peach is using her money to give the castle employees benefits instead of making it even bigger and spikier.
sir grodus IS brat
This whole thing was really started by Birdos "Trickle down coinaonmics" back in the 80s
I'm starting to think that was Wart's doing. Birdo was just a talking head for the party at the time.
When... uhh... they defeated Jimmy Toadster in 1980, it really was a shock. And so was Birdo's landslide in 1984. All but Koopasota chose... them over Walter Goomdale.
Trickle down eggnomics
Say what you will, the Mushroom Kingdom's economy was flourishing in the 80s!
crazy what she said about sniffits
People is arguing without breaking character lmao
I can’t believe people who endorse Bowser! Mario must be going through it right now
@@SkaSka507His fault for not entering the Mushroom Kingdom like everyone else.
@@SkaSka507 Mario shouldn’t’ve let all those yoshi’s past the border illegally
@@SkaSka507What are you talking about?
Mario literally went from being a "Never Bowser" to becoming Bowser's VP.
Actually quiet wholesome, depending on what they say
I wouldn't be surprised if Bowser deports all the Yoshis back to Dinosaur Land right after he comes into office
Yeah Im scared
I know a Toad who literally houses a Yoshi that he’s good friends with, but voted for Bowser because of thinking he’d better the economy and “oh he’s not going to do that” smh.
Ehh I don’t rlly trust those dinosaurs, I’ve heard they’ve been eating the proud Goomba patriots of the good ‘ol M of K.
I don't wanna go back there, man.
@@AAZ-yu5ss i dont eat goombas :(
I was not expecting World 6 to swing to his favor during this election, tbh. Especially after he made those anti-Monty Mole comments.
Yeah, I'm glad the Monty Moles can take a joke. It's never sure these days
@@rosswalenciak3739my brother in christ those monty moles are going to get deported 😭
Unfortunately 43% of Monty Moles voted for Bowser. Frustrating how so many voted for him even after outcasting an entire demographic of people.
@@usernametaken017 Only if they didn't go through the legal processes to be in the kingdom.
Those comments were made in context to the Monty Bros specifically who betrayed the mushroom kingdom after being bribed by Fawful to transport supplies to his giant ivory tower. What they've done is unacceptable and should be condemned. Bowser was perfectly willing to work with them and even got his hand dirty to help them dig the tunnel, just for them to betray him and leave him for dead. Bowser himself has stated after he rightfully insulted the bros that he is willing to elect a Monty mole for his cabinet to build bridges.
And yet the media kept saying that after calling Delfino Island "a floating pile of goop" that Bowser was gonna lose the Pianta vote in key swing worlds
My favourite part of the election was all the Piantas who said “of course it is, why do you think I left?”. That and the “””protest””” that had like three Noki, tops. Not even the biased Lakitu Brothers could make it look important lol.
Little did he know that Bowsers own son caused it all
I can’t believe he’s gonna start making tarrifs for anything I get from Isle Delfino 😔
I can't believe you support Pianta slave labor
Nah he's gonna make a 10% tariff on anything I get from Dream Land.
Cry Harder Toadstools, the Kingdom has spoken!
People that voted Waluigi lowkey wasted a vote 🤦♂
No, no, HE WAS MEANT TO RUN THIS KINGDOM. Waluigi was gonna do so much about all the "conspiracies" about the government, he was finally going to prove that the haunted mansion Luigi discovered was REAL, and he was going to catch that fugitive King Boo and put him to death. Now, none of that will happen!
The WAHbertarian party
waluigi would be an amazing president.
@@koolaid33 Waluigi is a total crybaby! Every time he loses he blames it on someone or something else! Would you seriously want somebody who calls all who oppose him "cheaters" then cries in the corner for 30 minutes as a leader?
The purple party
Bowser has reportedly stated that one of the first things on his agenda is to prevent Birdo from using the bathroom.
That's fake news. Why do you think Birdo and all of P. Diddy Kong's other friends all endorsed Princess Peach at the same time? This whole Super Crown movement is just a distraction from the real issues.
@@capstee1973yeah it's a distraction from the real issues created by bowser to win the election innocent toads are suffering so bowser can manipulate people into voting for him to stop 2% of the population from using bathrooms!!
@@capstee1973what did diddy kong do to all those toads
@@capstee1973 Even Smithy endorsed her. 💀
@@t-06 That probably would have happened anyway. Smithy is dead, right? 99% of Boo and Dry Bones voters vote for Peach, so it's in his interest to endorse her for his own sake.
You forgot to say that bowser was attacked with fire flowers before the elections 🫨🫨🫨
That doesn't excuse what awful things he's going to do to this kingdom!!!
Oh tru :o
how hard is it to just aim the fireballs jesus I feel like even I could do a better job. smells suspiciously staged tbh
@@chlorobyte Fireballs bounce around too much they don't fire straight, depending on the terrain it might even bounce back.
@@boywithlonghair2947Such as
this is hilarious as a non-american
It's hilarious as an American too. Shows how stupid this whole thing is.
Elections are basically football games nowadays
It's hilarious to someone not from the Mushroom Kingdom, to be accurate.
A child talking about politics he knows nothing about
@@TurtleChad1 Brother man... what???? No, don't even explain yourself, just... think next time before trying to speak, because you🫵, just now, said nothing of meaning.
This is what happens when you disregard the koopa class
What are you yapping about man, Peach literally grew up in a koopa-class family.
@@SmellinDSyrup you actually believe that? She said she came from all 9 worlds at some point
@ribclicker She also lied about working at McToads
Technically speaking, treason is the crime of attacking one's own country. Since Bowser is the ruler of the Koopa Kingdom, and not a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, his actions against the Mushroom Kingdom do not technically constitute treason.
Wait, if Bowser isn't a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, how could he run? (Ignoring any *real* political subtext. I know this video is a metaphor.)
@@TheR1.0AUCCCby putting his legs forward in a specific motion. That’s how he runs.
Wait, bowser can’t run, cause he’s not a natural born mushroom kingdom citizen. How is that fair?
This isn’t what George Washingtoad intended for his nation to be!
@@TheR1.0AUCCC I don’t know what the Mushroom Kingdom’s Constitution says on the matter. In fact, given that the Mushroom Kingdom is, y’know, a monarchy, I’m not so sure that this is an established practice with decades of precedent behind it.
Bowser's kingdom is sometimes considered part of the Mushroom kingdom, like in the Mario & Luigi rpgs.
I'm getting off the planet and moving in with Rosalina on the Comet Observatory.
Holy fucking shit Comet Observatory became a link.
Bro the Comet Observatory voted red 😭
usernametaken017 hell nah rosalina wears blue not red she is obviously a democrat
@@usernametaken017I think Comet Observatory is supposed to be a different country in this metaphor /ooc
@@nintendoboy3605 yeah but it's funnier if you consider it to be a territory /ooc
No one voted for Peach in the first place. She was just appointed.
REAL
@@Olivia_Swiftie_13 Please tell me Bowser isn't using the Dream Stone again.
This is quite honestly one of the most creative videos I’ve seen in a while. And also one of the most creative comments sections
Yeah the comment section is really fun to read
I LOVE THIS KIND OF CONTENT. I LOVE HOW THE COMMENTS JOINED THE FUN AS WELL
11/22/24
The entire comment section instantly understood the bit
Man, poor Hyrule, Princess Peach was going to help them defeat Ganon.
lmaooo
More like Hynotreal. Free Ganon!
"I've been talking to president Ganon... Great guy! Really really strong man you see... his minions are truly something else, loyal as can be, folks. He has the best gloom in all of Hyrule I tell you. And he does respect me, believe me... unlike sleepy Toadsworth and Peachcobbler. And if Hyrule needs our military, I say they should pay us more!"
-Bowser
I heard that Bowser's planning on having peace talks when he's in office. Some people think he's going to negotiate that Ganon hold's two thirds of the triforce, but that's just speculation.
@@bro-dude99 the genocide against dodongos is inhumane
They’re both absolute monarchists.
Damn right. Makes me wonder why people think voting for Mario is a "wAsTe Of A vOtE!11!" Know what IS a waste of a vote? Voting for friggin' dictators.
@@furret1907it's a waste of a vote because mario has no power we need to implement a ranked choice system of voting instead of first past the post aswell as using the sarasaland system so decisions have more even representation from each party
The kingdom needs to be a republic now!!1!1!1!
Are you guys OK? Do you need help? You’re not making much sense. I don’t remember Bowser or peach in any of their campaigns, especially peach because she doesn’t answer any questions, that they plan to do anything that reminds me of an absolute monarchy. OK, now that I remember, perhaps peach and her supporters. But Bowser never said anything. I’m not from the mushroom kingdom. I’m from Mario soccer. And I am very happy that Bowser won.
@kingh996 what the fuck r u ralking about
see now, prince florian actually knows how to manage a kingdom, i have all my thing packed to move to the flower kingdom with my relatives and you should too
Are you kidding me when florian was in charge not only did the housing prices there were also a ton of illegal immigrants and the crime rate soared!
Florian is hot garbage in his management
The flower Kingdom? That's across the ocean. Why not go to the Snow kingdom instead?
@@Someone42527 do i look like a ice snifit to you
@@Someone42527the bean bean kingdom is across the border from the mushroom kingdom and the two have always been great allies, once you get used to the beanish’s joke based culture you should have a good life there
all of my friends have either decided to go either the paintings from peach's castle or the children's crafted playset made back around 2019
I’m moving to Beanbean
Can I come?
As a Sarasaland resident, I'm glad that I don't live over there in the mushroom kingdom. Let's go Daisy!
I'm moving to Pi'llo Island lmao
I'm off to the Flower Kingdom
I love the idea of beanbean being the canada to the US that is the mushroom kingdom
Remember the time that we actually got a bullet bill for president and he won TWICE, yet we’ve never had a princess or toadette yet
I can't believe the Toads voted primarily for Bowser
Because they're tired of Peach's incompetence at handling invasions!
@@lostinlordran1121show just how stupid toads truly are.
She cant even keep herself safe, how do you expect it to look for the average toad? Not that shed care, shes not a toad nor a koopa, shes a human coloniser.
They didn't primarily vote for him but they shifted towards him by a few points in response to inflation.
@@lostinlordran1121 "Our princess can't handle invasions, so let's welcome this same invader as our new king"
that's some great logic right there
I have multiple friends who use super crowns and now I am actively scared for them. Like, why do Bowser and his supporters care so much about what power-ups people use?
They don't.
But since it was proven super crowns alter your biology and have huge risks, minors should not have them.
Wait didn’t you hear the rumors? Bowser isn’t against the super crown tho. He’s fine with power ups. You gotta stop listening to fake news bruh.
Bowser used the super crown himself, they should be fine
@@theAstarrr The super crowns cannot even be accessed by minors, and they use the 0.01% of toads who regret using one as an excuse to ban super crowns from everyone, When the regret rate for tattoos is higher.
They're hoarding them all of themselves, those bastards!
What made me lose faith in the Kingdom's citizens was when he was convicted of princess kidnapping and was recorded saying "Grab em by the red shell!" and still GAINED popularity with koopa women. It was only when he helped ban the 1-ups even for at-risk women in the kingdom that he lost SOME koopa women. Toad women were the only female demographic solidly against him after all that BS. I might not like her on all policies but Alexandria Mushroomio Toadette may be the only one blunt and honest enough to combat Bowser.
AMT for president PLEASE.
@subaru4920 Too based for the Mushroom Kingdom
Alexandria Mushroomio Toadette is a joke and a champaign socialist, and not a canonical character either.
@@sdagoth3037Well clearly the democrat strategy is not working at the moment. Peach spent so much time campaigning with Sir Grodus and trying to win over moderates and they all voted for Bowser anyway. We need a change
Bro this shit hits at 4 am
average 4am youtube video
Like the 2020 dumped votes
this is like the meme version of apocalyptic literature that is secretly a metaphorical critique of the powers that be
This is just blatant partisanshp
Bro was President before, ppl kept their rights, the economy did fine
"like" this just is
Though, I think the parallel for power ups more closely fits second amendment things rather than abortion. I'm not sure what abortion would be; maybe breaking brick blocks to gain lives (Because they used to be considered toad lives lost to break brick blocks, but they aren't any more).
@@rosswalenciak3739 It tried to parallel economic help but it actually resembles more the 2nd amendment
@@theAstarrrGoogle project 2025
IN TOADTOWN, THEY'RE EATING THE CHAIN CHOMPS
THEY'RE EATING THE YOSHIS
THEY'RE EATING-
THEY'RE EATING THE ENEMIES
the minions!
If only the Democrats nominated Boonie Sanders in 2016 instead of Hillary Koopton. He could have easily beaten Bowser.
Forget that, they should have picked Tulshy Guybbard.
@@generaltechnomage306why does that work so well wtf
Boonie is truly the people's ghost. Died in office and came back from the dead to fight for universal 1-ups.
Boonie 2020 was so obvious yet somehow we got Toadsworth instead?
@@WaterKirby1994Mario endorsing Toadsworth felt like a coordinated attack
Bowser derangement syndrome is back in full swing, I see.
The teara are even more delicious the second time
Mad cuz better tbh, even though I Prefer King K. Rool
Peach advocates for cannibalism among toads and has a war criminal as a hero. Bowser is not perfect, but is still better.
Definitely bowser was the superior pick. I mean let’s be honest he was king before and he did a better job than toads worth. Quite frankly I think he will do a good job
@@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy Nah, you prefer that crony? After what he did to the Kongs? 💀 Even the Kremlings are suffering under his Rool.
There’s no need to worry for long, folks; just you wait until Bowser receives an im-peach-ment trial
Than King Boo would be president. That I hear he is even worse than Bowser.
@@nolantherailfan5048 Not true, he would give representation to ghosts and boos of many mansions who didn't get the chance to vote outside during the day.
Also trending is "Did Toadsworth drop out of the election?"
Being endorsed by Roy Koopa, Wart, and Smithy didn't seem to help Peach at all.
Not even the Bowser faction likes the Smithys and their war mongering
Also not helping her is stabbing Toadsworth in the back when he still has massive support in the base while she hasn't. No wonder no one showed up for her
this is the least subtle thing I've ever watched
pretty sure it wasn't meant to be subtle
This looks like the product of someone watching election chart forecast videos for months on end.
The author, consciously or subconsciously, realize that Americans have no media literacy and must be met bluntly with satire, instead of nuanced.
@@LargeMcBottoms hmmm. Generalizing a group of people. Where have I seen this behaviour before
@@DilHarklook at the channel, the dude was being serious LMAO
“Proud Goombas - stand back and stand by.”
- Bowser
The koopa media doesn't want you to know this but Bowser regularly uses Super Crowns in private
It's like the worst kept secret on the internet, you can't throw a stone without hitting a picture of Bowsette or two.
@Wendy_O._Koopa only a matter of time before he slips up and posts a pic on main ;D
@@Wendy_O._Koopa But the Bowser cultists would never admit to that.
@@Wendy_O._KoopaHey what’s up sis
@@LarryKoopa-KoopalingLeader Not Lemmy
To be fair, when asked about the rampant illegal immigrants from the beanbean kingdom, peaches response was to just laugh
"I was raised in a middle class toad family".
I personally think her reaction was disgraceful. The beanbeanites showed her hospitality, even sent an ambassador to the mushroom kingdom, and what do they get? Princess peach spitting in their face and laughing at them. At least Koopa was thoughtful enough to go there himself, even with the political tensions, to try and reach a peaceful conclusion with queen bean.
It's because of the Queen Beanbean pouring her prisonners into the koopa and mushroom kingdom
Nabbits*
@@t-06And approving handicapped toad's eating in order to "evolve". That's gross. Half of the population is insane. That's why we're voting for cannibalism ban laws.
Bowser won, cry about it Plumbers!
You'll be crying with us before long, assuming he keeps his promises.
@@robhillen8007 seething blue toad 😭😭😭
Typical blue shell bastard
@@TurtleChad1 Germans thought H_tler was good when he came into power. So did the Russians with St_lin. When people watched the Prequels, they thought Palpatine's rise was unrealistic. They all said plainly what their plans were beforehand, and then lied when they were called out on it. All it would've taken to stop them was to listen to both sides and think critically, but you couldn't be bothered until it was too late.
I'm not mad, because I know I can take whatever he throws at me, and I'll fight for all my friends who can't. More than anything, I'm disappointed. Our country was supposed to be different, not chained to the same hate as our ancestors. We had fought so many times to rid the world of this kind of person, and now we've given him the keys to our house. Just like all those times before, he'll ruin everything he's allowed to touch, and you'll blame us when one of those things is you. That's okay though, because I'll be remembered for the kindness I showed others, and you won't be remembered at all. This election will become our legacy, so I hope you're able to live with whatever comes of it.
@@robhillen8007 sir this is the mushroom kingdom
Peach:Bowser won by one vote how is that possible!?
Toadsworth:
*Linkin park, what I've done starts playing*
Justice is served cold as an ice cream
@@lostinlordran1121"sorry peach, but my vote is in another castle"
-toadsworth
@@lostinlordran1121 Specifically if that flavor is chocolate chocolate chip
"Smithy is dead. He died like a dog.
Smithy.... we could hear him crying. I said 'Smithy, dont cry'."
I thought this be on the-nose but "Bowser the Republican" right out of the gate caught me off-guard.
MMKGA, Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again
YESSS
or "Showtime!"
Hilarious to hear about Princess Peach bring the democratic candidate.
Oh god it’s true. UA-cam is forcing links into comments. I hate it.
They're both monarchists
@@slavishentity6705 Seems like OP just didn't know or didn't care. Or think royalty equates to prime ministers equate to presidents. Which isn't how life works.
...its a joke. Not everything has to be perfectly alligned.
True. She ain't ugly, she wouldn't join them.
Damn. Peach could have won HARD if she just stopped having her henchmen, the Toads, mass murder the Mini-Goombas...
Here's the thing though, if another Dr. Mario virus spreads under a Bowser regime we would be screwed like last time! I know it took a while for the capsules to be rolled out by E. Gadd and many think Dr. Mario was corrupt and responsible for the death of many toads and koopa troopas as a potential side effect from the treatment. But let me remind you that it was WarioWare Inc. too that silenced many minions' voices and labeled their beliefs as misinformation and dark-star, and it was her administration that did nothing about the greedy capitalist Italians.
@@max4furious damn, knowing I am also Italian...
...it fills me with determination (lol)
I remember when Waluigi became president in 1992 and 1996 unfortunately he was caught get into a relationship with a member of his staff Daisy which caused so much controversy that he did not make the smash bros roster
"I did not have sexual relations with that princess". No wonder why Goomba W. Bush won against Al Mole.
Yet Daisy still did... smh what a world we live in 🙄
Why would anyone vote for bowser? He’s just gonna keep giving more star coins to fund Dreamland’s war against the Waddle Dees. Call me anti-Kirbo, but inhaling Waddle Dees is not self defense.
This is funny because if Kirby knew what was happening on Palestine he would solo the entire Israel army without thinking twice
@@jumpupsupbarhornno he wouldn't you absolute buffoon. Muslims are preferable to Jews, but not for the nonsense reasons you pretend to care about them.
@@jumpupsupbarhorn and without trying or wanting
@@jumpupsupbarhorn "The fictional character made for small children that I still care about for some reason as an adult would agree with me on everything politically!"
I mean the princess wasn’t seen as competent candidate. I mean what did she even want to do besides saying that Browser was going to steal the presidency
I think you forgot to mention how peach is now debt somehow after reciving billions of coins for her campaign. Where did all those coins go?
The fact that the canon is sort of simliar to real life due to the superstar saga talking about how the Mushroom kingdom currency having a shit ton of Inflation
What?
@@Cubeytheawesomein Mario & Luigi: súper star saga there is a constant gag of a shit ton of mushroom kingdom coins being converted for a pitiful amount on bean-bean coins (like 15k mushroom kingdom coins being converted to 15 bean-bean coins)
@@Non-Fried-churro
It makes sense, considering the saturarion of coins in literal floating boxes
(I wonder what the situation was like during NSMB2?)
@@Non-Fried-churro Under Toadstoolenomics, "Yoshi blimp fruit" coin hyperinflation has gotten worse. We could barely afford Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins carrots in World 2!
Why is nobody talking about how two former criminals like Wario and Waluigi are now part of the government? The Mushroom Kingdom is doomed!
They called for the termination of the kingdom's constitution and to replace it with a Bowser Constitution
they didnt?
Wario Ware Inc. needs to be reformed!
IM A PROUD BOWSER VOTER!!
ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR PRINCESS "COMMIE" ARE WOKE SHROOMS!
“i didn’t think the chain chomps would eat MY face”
Actually I think Kamala is bowser and Princess peach is Trump because they’re acting like evil superiors always trying to lock him up
@@supernovaaaa16 that's why this time we are eating them first!
@@SirSX3The chain chomps have all of the coins and control each stage, but have the working class pay the chain chomps taxes. The chain chomps endorsed and funded the Bowser campaign since their goals align. They have a 900 page cheat code book to attempt to become the new developers of all future stages and ensure no more elections in the mushroom kingdom.
I WISH SHE WAS A COMMIE LONG LIVE THE NEW DONK COMMUNE🚩🚩🚩
Bruv, I'm moving to Flipside.
FR
Man IDK. Might stay until fire hits the fan. Any thoughts on moving to Pedal Meadows? Heard they have free power-care.
Yeah might as well go to JewelLand
I mean flip side is fine… Buts it’s very close to flop side and we all know how bad a place that is!
The moment I heard the news that Bowser won, I got all my toadlings together and I took a go-kart to that new island city, Animal Crossing. I hear the people there are nice and things are actually affordable. Not coming back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
I mean, at least Bowser will focus more on defense and military because everytime when Princess Peach is in power, the kingdom always goes into crisis due to enemy invasions
He will end the war between the Bean kingdom and Flower Kingdom
@@raynightshade8317 oh yeah. Suuuuuure he will! So weird those kingdoms weren't in war before 2020. Who you think started those wars during Toadsworth's run????
@@antyep Cackletta
@@raynightshade8317 nooooo!! I refuse to believe that she wasn’t secretly working for Bowser let alone stopped her! He’s lying!! The Mario Bros stopped her! WAAAHHH!!
@@raynightshade8317 If he does, it'll be on the Bean Kingdom's terms, which will encourage them even more
"They're eating the mushrooms. They're eating the fire flowers" -Bowser
"Do you really want a turtle as our ruler again?"
Man, this happened and then Luigi murdred the CEO of UnitedPowerups...
Fuck this, I'm moving to Green Hill Zone
Same
Same.
as a person from Mobius, we're welcoming you with open arms.
the president over in station square is a far better leader, the mushroom kingdom should be taking notes
But I hear over there Eggman has been plotting to defeat the Freedom Fighters and run for democrategg election again against Princess Sally Acorn. Knuckles is out of the race admist controversies and you could lose free will under his technocratic robot regime!
I'm from bean bean kingdom, so i'm not able to do a full judgement of bowser's character (also sorry for my grammar), but the former princess peach has been using the mario brothers to wage proxy wars for decades, and bowser's election seems to have made great progress to getting mario and green hat some much needed rest. Just check the news, the shroobs have released a statement claiming our civilizations are not their enemies, and antasma has called for a peace deal over pil'illo island and the dreamstone.
Also, border security is weak, i don't want the only thing in between a criminal toad and our kids they think are food to be an exercise everyone who's not a baby can do.
Me: I swear the only reason I don't let this kingdom burn to the ground if it wasn't where I keep my save data.
Random Toad: What about your friends and family?
Me: I said my save data
I think a lot of people in the Mushroom Kingdom underestimate the importance of their own elections and the impact they have on the rest of the world, even all the way over here in Alrest. The deal Toadsworth negotiated between Mor Ardain and Uraya was already looking shaky - you expect me to believe that Bowser is gonna honour that at all, especially when he's already promised to put that clown Chairman Bana in charge of his Realm Of Slimmer Expenditure (ROSA)?
Bana did some good work on bionis
the frontier village economy was dying until Bana secured a trade deal (highmore caviar) with the mushroom kingdom
Can't believe Bowser put an Anti-Fire-Flowerer as the Secretary of the Power-Up Department🤦♂️
Wario obviously should've won
A vote for Wario is a vote for Bowser
Us 0.00001% of people who voted Waluigi are crying rn
100% Agreed. As a hoarder of absurdly large gold coins myself, he would have been perfect in charge. The only reason he lost was because of too strict voting laws that made it impossible for him to rig the election. WAAAH!!
Wario ran with his same old tired playbook, I mean hell his campaign slogan was "WAAAH" for the third year in a row
Unfortunately a third party vote may as well not be a vote anyways
Peach: I lived in a middle class family!
…
Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya!
Well peach grew up in a working class family and worked her way up to the top, eventually getting elected to princess of the mushroom kingdom
you also have to consider the question?
Interviewer: What are you gonna do about the economy?
Peach: I was born in a middle class family, and a lot of importance was placed on the economy. To fix the economy, I would need to complete multiple steps to help the economy. With completing those steps, I will help the economy.
considering she spent a billion dollars and ended up 20 million in debt in 100 days, I’m happy she’s not POTUS
Look, when there's rising inflation and fuel costs and your candidate's response is "Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you," I'm voting for the other guy. Ain't no one got the gas coins to go-kart our way to the castle, lady!
And you say that like Bowser is gonna make them any cheaper? Are you kidding me?!
@@HenryGehrdes Is a Bowser a nice guy? Nope. But he's surrounded himself with a lot of Magikoopa advisors and unlike lil miss Princess Baking Goods, they're actually willing to USE those magic wands to change blocks into coins (and springs, and goombas). And more coins in the economy means a rising tide that raises all boats.
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe Those are just the lies being fed to you by Thwomp News, if you actually used your brain and got out of your bubble you’d know that Bowser would literally hire a trampoline if it supported him.
@@HenryGehrdesthe PNN (Pipe New Channel) and EGNBC (E.Gadds NBC) were literally telling everyone who voted Browser were fascists. They just hiding behind the princess pockets and they know jt
@@HenryGehrdes hey all I know is that I was better off under the turtle than I am right now
I'm looking for roommates to move to Sarasaland to. I hear they have pretty decent prices for two bedrooms. Open to sharing space if it helps with cost, hmu if interested
There might be a bit of instability after the Tatanga coup, but it can't be much worse
@@TheLethargicWeirdo985 after what Mr turtle is doing to our way of living, chances are it's worth it
Mario helped daisy put tatanga in jail tho so its probably fine. The election is a bit close between her and wario RN but even in the worst case warios much better then bowser
@@finnvaneekelen7740
Yeah, at least we know Wario's and incredibly honest guy
ua-cam.com/video/Fox2EGvf_u0/v-deo.htmlsi=qVj1K7xpYGUrAR5O (video)
I hope you guys actually do it this time instead of just talking about it EVERY round you don’t win. Tell you what, hop on coop and I’ll even help you get to the warp zone.
At least Bowser will release the Diddy Kong list 🤷♂️
If Peach was president, she would prevent the intense heating up of the worlds by pushing for electric karts.
And she'd stop koopa abuse by banning them from being thrown as projectiles
I know this video has a heavy liberal bias but this is funny as hell.
That's how it should be!
It's just a parody bruh
@@NY_Mapper "Heavy" is putting it lightly but when bowser is saying "They're eating the Yoshis!" it's really hard not to be biased
The comments section is relatively neutral, I thought it was going to be with democrats believing they have the absolute truth or with republicans offended by the video only coming to insult
But it doesn t happen the bowser and peach supporter took it like true toads
I saw "Bowser wins Mushroom Kingdom election," and only one President Koopa came to mind...
0:59 California
California gets hot but have you seen Austin Texas it also gets pretty cold there too.
@@backdoorideas I don't think he's referring to heat, I think he's referring to fires
More like Texas, which will literally be unlivable due to climate change in a few decades. California isn’t that hot due to the coastline.
Hmmm, 🤔 guys probably never been to California.
I live in California
People calling Bowser “Mushroom Kingdom’s Shadow Queen” unfavorably are rlly funny, ‘cus like the Shadow Queen made some really good points and did lots of good stuff for Rogueport’s economy & military power. I’m also glad to have Starlow as the Vice President!
Also, if you think the Shadow Queen's kill count was high, then you must not have seen the Yoshi Egg industry's kill count, in the Mushroom Kingdom alone. Glad Bowser's saving all those Yoshis.
I'm not falling for the rage bait
@@generaltechnomage306 I thought bowser was deporting the yoshis?
@@usernametaken017 Doesn't mean he wants to break their eggs.
Not gonna lie, Peach's weird laughter when questioned on stuff like immigration really made it seem like she had no idea what she was doing. Vibe scepter or no, you can't run a campaign purely on vibes.
purely on vibes? sure peach was prob high on fire mushrooms, but bowser was in that star trip when he said he had "concepts of a plan for the coinomy"
@@NjirimaraWe are going to start drilling in flags again.
@@comradelade5524 Look at all the industry in world 8. The rest of the worlds will become far more prosperous under Bowser's rule
@@burningfiregames6015 world 8 is terrebly unsustainable and bad for the ecosystem. If more world 8s were to exist the entire kingdom would be doomed
Suprising there wasn't much light shined about the assassination attempt by that yellow toad
Nah, it was a koompa
When the plumber’s cried. You know it’s a great thing
Don’t worry guys, lore wise Bowser is actually a pretty responsible and sensible individual. Video was hilarious though, loved the Sledge bro act
It's not Bowser himself I'm worried about cuz he's an old tortoise, but of all the loyalist minions he's going to put into high positions of power to enact project sledgebro and make it so Bowserism stays in power for a long time, that will make life hell for my immigrant yoshi friends, and friends that need access to supercrowns to survive
@ that’s a fair point, rip mushroom kingdom I guess
Maybe if Princess Peach wasn't so woke with her toad rights nonsense, we wouldn't need Bowser to make the kingdom great again
The black magic is turning the party players of Horror Land into toads!
At least the supreme toads have made a law that forbids more than two terms, bowser will hopefully be gone in 4 years
Although I fear that Bowser will overturn that law and become president for life.
@ChloekabanOfficial you mean like what Tatanga did over in Sarasaland? Oh dear, i hope not
@@daandanx Exactly that.
But then, his VP could run for President.
That's consecutive terms, you can do 3 terms if one is non consequtive
Say what you want about bowser, but peach yaps nonsense about growing up with the toads. She even said she worked at McToads which is a complete and total farce. Bowser made his kingdom rich with only one million coins while peach blew through 1 billion on Pauline concerts. Bowser was president once and he can do it again.
Bowser sure knows economics, he always got funds for new projects.
Helps that his son is super inventive and looking to inherit his wealth! Weird that Bowser Koopa Jr. is joining 1985 Capital though...
McToads ? That filthy "food restaurant" that advocates for cannibalism? I don't care whether she worked there or not. Why is nobody talking about Peach promoting handicapped Toad's eating to the two plumbers or other Toads in order to "evolve" and progress on levels? Is this progress? That sounds insane to me. That's why I didn't vote for Toadstool this year.
@@andrewgreeb916 bowser almost bankrupted a few of his business and lost a large fraction of his networth
She only cares about toads well Bowser is willing to work with anyone
This man just had the genuis of idea of "Hey! What if I combined a family friendly gaming franchise with modern politics?"
Buuuut im not complaining.
I’m just saying that Bowser is more effective than Peach, he’s kidnapped her countless times and what has she done? NOTHING.
They may fight in public and call each other names, but in the end, they’re all in a Mario Party together and we’re not invited. Might as well go for the guy that can steal someone else’s stars than wants to steal my own.
So, Boo for president? He can steal stars.
@@HungryWarden Boo promised to steal the stars and redistribute them to the millions who have none. Unsurprisingly, he was unpopular with the ones with all the stars.
@@goggles8691 Boo's policies would have prevented this condition of inequality and public resentment to begin with... Oh, what we could have had. Boo or Bust!
@@goggles8691 I'm more in line with Toad's policy of making it easier for new players to independently obtain stars, by cutting down the red and white tape, but a lot of players on both sides of the aisle apparently care more about Birdo's description in the manual than getting stars in their pockets.
"She' all talk and gets nothing done!" -Bowser
My vote personally went to Bowser, especially after how the value of the Coin went down the pipe only a few months after Toadsworth was elected.
I had to pay 125 coins for a Mushroom at the 100 Coin Star Tree.
Syrup Jars nearly tripled in price! No one could afford 1-Up Deluxes!
So you're also contributing to the eating of handicapped toads? 🤨
You're not a true Koopa supporter, aren't you. This cannibalistic system promoted by the party of the Toadstool family needs to be stopped.
@@garrettfish8471Badge ownership is the best way to level up but I can’t even afford a hammer to harvest goomnuts with. How am I supposed to make life shrooms to earn coins in this economy?
That was the blorb epidemic, not toadsworth. Toadsworth has brought inflation down to 2%
About time we can have a strong leader, half of the time if not more this princess gets kidnapped!
You can’t call bowser an evil short mustache man AND say you’re going to work with him.
Either he’s an evil dictator mega-tyrant or he’s just a koopa you disagree with.
Regardless, the majority of toads voted for him. Bowser won the popular vote.
Yes you can he is evil
@@johnjordan211 Debatable, have you seen how he treats his family?! He’s a fine example of how a father should be!
Sure he may not treat his minions with great benefits, but at least they feel honored and worthy to be under someone who’s willing to battle with them! He just wants to win and if that makes a little roaring and fire, then it’ll be fine!
@hiddenflare6169 he has made his kid a child soldier he is awful father lmao
@ Yeah because he knows his son will become prince and he needs to handle the royal business like he does… and didn’t Peach also make babies and Yoshi’s compete in sports and kart racing as well? We both know Bowser ain’t in charge of those and they surely aren’t safe!
@@hiddenflare6169I feel like you're being disingenuous here. Besides, Mushroom Kingdom politics should ideally have nothing to do with Kart and Party events
Now that Bowser is in the office , North and South Inklings are gonna finally unite after 80 years of war
the war will end but they won't unite. instead the whole of Inkopolis will be submerged under water
Bowser is making Nintendo great again
@@ku4uk08 Hell naw not the great Inkling and Octoling war
In other news no one still cares that Zelda has come out as Shiek.
good for him hope he's doing ok after the devastating bowser victory
Iggy Koopa called Dinosaur Land "floating islands of garbage" at Bowser's rally in New Donk City
"Fake news" it was all set up by the toad media
I thought Bowser was a democrat tbh.
Anyone remember how in Mario Party Superstars he does the whole "Bowser Revolution" thing where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Me!
And ironically Peach is a princess, i.e a monarchist
@@lostinlordran1121So is Bowser tho…
Bowser was doing that way before Superstars
@@lostinlordran1121and Bowser is the King Koopa
His cabinet is insane. He's chosen Wario, Waluigi, Kamek, and King Boo so far.
this is such a well written video lmfao
0:17 bro was rapping
Bowser sang a song for Toadler Swift and even offered her a magic star to rule, but she endorsed Peach instead.
Well now we know why Mario is always wearing a red hat
Doesn't exactly make sense to me. He was running against Bowser AND the Princess during the election. If I were Mario, I would've worn yellow and held rallies in places other than New Donk. He might've gotten more votes.
Also, I feel cheated that Mario wasn't even on the ballot in New Donk. Now I know how Bowser feels whenever he says "The election is rigged!". Damn right, Bowser! The election IS rigged!
@@furret1907 well, hes on the cabinet now, so his weird support makes sense