Yes but you don't watch it once, neither do you watch it multiple times. Every time the narrator corrects himself, you also start the video over at least until he reaches the same part again.
A man walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "A horse walks into a bar, like an old timey saloon bar, very important to the joke." The bartender has already poured them each a drink.
It's nice to know that even if the talking, limping, horse with a bloody hoof was retroactively edited into a talking, limping, dog with a bloody paw, the bar itself still welcomes horses inside.
@@theapexsurvivor9538 it's a talking, limping dog and it limps into the bar and puts its paw- bloody paw on the table- no wait the dog can't see. The dog is blind
I mean he's just said that a man shot his pa', so it's kinda obvious why he'd have a long face. Instead, the bartender should say something like "well that explains the long face"
What makes it even funnier is imagining the video and the notes being made arent from the guy telling the joke, but the guy who's been listening to it for so long he's had to start writing everything down cause he just can't understand yet
imagine the bartender can see out the door, and every couple seconds he just sees a horse walk up, every time it gets to the counter the horse dissappears to right back where it came from outside the door.
@@sovietslav7082 "oh wait it was a dog" is the punchline The only reason to continue is if, after all that, maybe even more belabored, you then say the dog walks in- LIMPS into the bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
@@KairuHakubi the punch line is that the dog says "im looking for who shot my pa" which in this case means his foot hand thing but its a trope in western movies for the main charater to be looking for the bad guy who shot his dad or in other words, pa so; therefore it is a pun on the word pa and paw.
When I heard the initial punchline I was like “oh, that would be kinda clever if it were a dog or something.” Then he realized that it was supposed to be a dog, and started re-explaining, and… oh man.
"I forgot. The dog is one of those dogs with long faces. Is it called borzoi? It doesn't matter what's its called. So this dog with a long face walks- limps! He limps into a bar....."
@@somethingclever4297 After getting to the speaking part again: "So he, or she, doesn't matter, with the paw on the counter, the bloody paw on the counter and a long face says... Wait no, that was a different joke. Doesn't matter what the dog's face is. The dog can have any face. Like... a round face. But it doesn't matter what the shape of the dog's face is. In fact, it's a horse's face that matters. But not for this joke. So the dogs face could be round. But it isn't. It's a totally normal dog face. Anyway. So... this dog, not with a long face, a very normal dog face, walks into a b... limps into a bar..."
Having spend 10 minutes counting things which do not deserve to be counted, the horse walks into the bar 15 times in total, the *dog* walks into the bar 15 times, the walking is corrected 13 times, er, the *limping* is correctly mentioned 13 times, a hoof is place on the bar 6 times, but then I realize it's actually a *paw* put on the bar, the paw was put onto the bar six times, yeah, and then the dog talks 5 times, or, is mentioned to be able to talk five separate times. So yeah. Limping. Into the bar, 13 times, no actually, 15. 13 was the number of times he corrected himself to say limping...
no, wait... I think he's croaking. Er, not croaking, his voice (y'know, because he was telling that joke the whole time) y'know, his voice hurts, and it's hard for him to speak. so his voice sounds like a croak. Hold on... I think thats wrong. Can I start again? I'll start again. So this guy, right? That joke that he told (about the dog--did you get that, by the way? it's funny because the dog says--remember, the dog talks--but it says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my pa" and pa sounds like 'paw'. Like the dog feet. Cats have those too, it's not just dogs.) Anyway, the joke he told, it took a while for him to get the joke out, so his voice hurts. So I guess you could say it's... shot. No, that's not it either. What was the joke about again? A horse? No, it was a frog, I think. Or maybe it was a dog. Definitely a dog. Was it a cat? It might've been a cat. So he tells this really funny and long winded joke and by the end, his voice hurts and he can't speak. His voice is... scratchy.
Ruff! His voice is ruff! Like a dog! I KNEW I was forgetting something. So this guy tells this joke, and he keeps going back and fixing things about it, and it's about a horse that gets shot in the foot, and... a DOG, it's a DOG that get shot in the foot and it walks up to the bar person--bartender, and says "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa'" and by the end his voice sounds bad because he's been speaking for so long, so his voice is... ruff.
I'd say the final punchline was "...Oh wait it's a dog" considering it's an amazingly long setup and normally you'd be thinking "Wait... Horses don't have paws..." and wondering if this WAS the joke, and the real joke is that he told the joke wrong after several retellings/corrections. The last bit is just a kind of cooldown since you already know what the joke is.
@@thedboi1465 maybe it's because I'm British but it's the other way round for me, it took me reading a comment to get how the joke was like supposed to be funny
It's been TWO DECADES and I still remember uncomfortably how that happened to me and as everyone fell silent one of them said "did you dream that or....?"
@@somethingclever4297 that's what I thought at first, but after hearing bloody paw so many times i was like "well yeah but I was expecting it to be "paw""
>be me >working at a bar >im the barkeep >horse limps in >puts his foot on the table >its bloody >he says something, he can speak? >i say "repeat that?" >he says "somebody shot my paw" >paw? thats a horse >side eyes horse >hes a dog >i say i dont care and check youtube >i see this video and click it >i watch it through >check duration >the video doesnt end >what >the horse sends me to hell >the end >wait a minute, it was a dog >so the dog limps up to the- >wait why am i doing this again?
To quote Mark Steel, "They're the kind of people who just don't get jokes. They're the kind of people who hear a joke and go 'But that's impossible. How would a dinosaur fit into a pub?'"
late but full transcript :3 a horse walks into a bar. and the- y’know- it’s a joke. the horse is allowed in the bar so that’s fine. so, this horse, he walks into the bar. he- i- uh- it doesn’t matter that it’s a boy horse it could be a girl horse or whatever. um, not important to the joke. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar and- and- y’know, he walks up to the- the barkeep. there’s- there’s- y’know, the guy behind the counter. it’s an old timey saloon type bar, um. y’know wild west sort of- sort of thing. so- so, the horse, he walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep. um, and he says- uh, because it’s a talking horse. it’s- it’s- a- the horse can talk. it’s very important to the uh- the joke that the horse can talk. so, this talking horse, again, important. very important it’s a talking horse. the- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says- well- well- well- well, before he says anything to the barkeep, he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up onto the bar. um, and- and- oh wait- wait- wait- wait, no- no, the horse- the horse isn’t- the horse has a bloody hoof. the- the- the horse’s hoof is bloody, it’s very important to the joke. um, that the- the horse has a bloody hoof. so, this horse, he’s walking with his bloody hoof and he walks into the bar, and he puts his- his bloody hoof up onto the bar and that’s really not very sanitary, is it? it’s fine, it’s a joke. um, and- and- oh- well, also, the- the horse because, y’know his- his hoof is- is bloody and it’s injured he’s- he’s limping. he’s not walking. it’s a limping, talking horse. very- very important, bloody hoof. walking- uh- limping- limping horse. um, and the horse can talk. okay. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar- limps into the bar, the- the horse limps into the bar. um, and- and- uh- he walks- limps- limps- limping horse, bloodied hoof. uh, the- the- the horse limps up to the bar and- and he puts his hoof up onto the bar. uh, it’s bleeding, again. the limping horse. lemme try that again. uh, the- the horse limps into the bar and the horse limps- limps up to the barkeep, so- and- and- again, remember the horse can talk because it’s a joke. um, it’s very important. um, so the horse walks into a bar- limps into the bar, the horse walk- horse limps into the bar. uh, and- and the horse walks- limps- limps up to the barkeep. um, and- and he- he puts his- his hoof up onto the bar- his bloody hoof up onto the bar. and he says to the bartender, “i’m lookin’ fer’ the man that shot my pa’.” oh- wait, no, it was a dog! oh- okay, so- so, this- this dog walks into the bar. um, dog- talking dog- the dog can talk. it’s very important that the dog can talk. and it’s a dog it’s not a horse. that’s- the- kind of- y’know, it’s really important to the joke. uh, so the dog walks into the bar and he walks up to the- limps- limping- limping dog, the- the dog has a bloody hoof. uh, that’s silly, dog- dogs don’t have hooves. it’s not a horse, it’s a dog and he’s got a bloody paw. um, and- and- and- and- and the dog, he walks into the bar and he- he walks- limps- the dog limps into the bar. and the dog limps up to the barkeep and- and the- the talking dog because again he can still talk and it- it still doesn’t matter that it’s a boy dog, girl dog, or whatever. um, none of that matters, but it does matter that the dog can talk, the dogs allowed in the bar, uh- and- and- and- and he’s got a bloody paw. um, so he- he walks into the bar- limps- the dog limps into the bar, uh- and- and the dog limps up to the barkeep and he puts his paw- his- his bloody paw up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, “i’m lookin’ fer’ the man that shot my paw.”
I had no idea how these two were related but it’s actually brilliant. Integer overflow is why movies can be so bad that they’re actually good or how south Florida is so far south that it’s north
@@Agnes.Nutter Nope. It's still overflow, just negative. Underflow can only happen to floats when the result is smaller than representable or in pipes when the pressure is too low.
"walks.. no limps. he limps. LIMPS! bleh! I've said limps so many times it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. hehe. so the dog walks into the bar.."
Semantic satiation. Not important to the joke, just explaining the phenomenon. That phenomenon, the one about saying a word too many times, or so many times it doesn't sound like a word anymore. That's called semantic satiation. Again, not really important. Anywho, so the dog walks into the bar...
Teachers when they don't receive a response as articulate as if it were scripted and rehearsed after they ignore everyone who wants to talk in order to single out someone who clearly doesn't know the answer
If you make it an aardvark you can combine two jokes. An aardvark walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" And the aardvark puts a bloody foot on the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
that would be funny but i dont think itd make sense to the joke because what i ASSUME the joke is doing is that the dog says "looking for the man who shot my pa", the accent makes it sound like he says "pa" like "father" but he means "pa" like "paw". or the other way around. the word "hoof" wouldnt work with the original joke !!
@@cloverlovania it's exactly the point. Dog would have said about its hoof in the end and then, after a few seconds of silence, speaker would be like "you know what? I'm not telling jokes in my whole life anymore" or something like that
When he said "The horse has a bloody hoof" I was like: "What do you mean? Every horse has a hoof." And then I realized that I'm more British than I want to be. Edit: If you're wondering I not from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
@@snow-cheirusBritish English uses bloody as an enhancer. If something is really good it’s bloody good. So the horse has a bloody hoof sounds strange since all horses have hoofs when it meant the hoof was bleeding.
@@WeabooScourgeKiller Ah, I don't know how I missed that. I read it as "The Horse" could be referring to all horses, a la a David Attenborough documentary. I.E. "The ant has antennae that it uses to . . . ", etc. Thanks.
@@snow-cheirus Well obviously, an ant uses its antennae to ennae. That's why they're called antennae, right? An ant can only have antennae if it has ennae, otherwise it's not antennae, it's dogennae or horseennae or some other type of enna!
Idk whats more fascinating, the fact I just find this while browsing youtube and was getting annoyed with how drawned out it which is by design, or the fact that I watched it beginning to end and that the very minute the video ended, i got the joke and i laughed. Well done sir😅👍💙
the punchline only works in-person, and it's the two seconds of silence when you and the person you're telling the joke to just stare at each other and they gradually realize that there isn't any more to it.
After hearing that I definitely feel an appreciation for the art it takes to make this dead joke even more awkward. I truly express my gratitude when I say, "Thanks, I hate it."
I have ADHD according to my primary care doctor and my pediatrician as a kid, I started laughing at 2:30 cuz at that point it was comically annoying at how bad the joke was
I transleted this to polish and told it in school and HOLY F is it funny I even added some of my touch like the barman knowing that the horse can talk cuz the horse said good morning when he walked into the bar or sumn and just kept reminding that the barman knows the horse can talk, I changed the joke up a little at the end to make it make sense more in polish but it's just amazing how flexible it is
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade but it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made. Can I get you a glass?" and the duck said “I’ll pass.” then he waddled away
I love how after you'd already said the punchline you realised you'd done the setup wrong and then preceded to do the set up again for another 2 minutes lmao
This feels like listening to a kid trying to tell you a story
have you ever ha. aa havd h havey u
So true
Does it.
Have you ever had a dream, that you… you uh… and you… you had… and you… you can… you want… and… that… and… and you could do anything?
@@WiSHiAGEN Yes
me trying to distract the guard while my friend pickpockets him:
lolololol
DnD?
this implies it took over 4 minutes to pickpocket a single person
@@Spencer_TheSpender
#dndthings
Made me giggle made me shit :)
this feels like one of those videos that resets everytime a certain thing happens
You have to start the video from the beginning every time somebody walks in so that you can watch it together from the beginning.
Ever been to Jerry's Bait Shop? I know the place.
@@vinnisoftBIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT EVERY SINGLE MORNING
Albuquerque moment
JUUUUUUUST PEACHY!
This video can be used as a torture method
I literally had to take a deep breathe before watching the rest of the us
Yes but you don't watch it once, neither do you watch it multiple times.
Every time the narrator corrects himself, you also start the video over at least until he reaches the same part again.
@@dangerface300r/foundsatan
@@dangerface300one must imagine Sisyphus happy
@@dangerface300 Soooo I have a funny story for you... someone actually made that a video. It is 55 minutes long.
What have you brought upon this world
A man walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "A horse walks into a bar, like an old timey saloon bar, very important to the joke." The bartender has already poured them each a drink.
Golden
This genuinely made me laugh harder than anything in the video, and the video had me cracking up
A limbo athlete walks into a bar. He loses
@@Mr.SunshineJames XD
@@Mr.SunshineJamesi actually laughed
One must imagine the bartender happy.
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dont tell me what to do
It's nice to know that even if the talking, limping, horse with a bloody hoof was retroactively edited into a talking, limping, dog with a bloody paw, the bar itself still welcomes horses inside.
Good observation 😂
Horses welcome
But as the dog can't see anything, he guesses he'll open this one.
they are a very progressive bar, everyone is welcome!
@@theapexsurvivor9538 it's a talking, limping dog and it limps into the bar and puts its paw- bloody paw on the table- no wait the dog can't see. The dog is blind
I didnt know a joke could be told this badly. Incredible job
Best joke ever.
Incredibly bad job *
didn't*
What?*
@JorgetePanete bro the apostrophe ain't that important
I appreciate the painstaking amount of effort it must've taken to put exactly accurate captions onto this video
I was really hoping the bartender would ask the dog, “Why the long face?”
IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER
thats the horse joke
I mean he's just said that a man shot his pa', so it's kinda obvious why he'd have a long face. Instead, the bartender should say something like "well that explains the long face"
“What the dog doin?” Would be funnier
cringe 5 year old humour@@ibader6248
when he realized that it was meant to be a dog and started to reexplain everything i felt like sisyphus watching the boulder roll back down
a cruel cycle 😔
This prison...to hold.....me?
A visitor? Indeed, I have slept long enough.
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember@@LordTD24-es1ex
Add a spoiler buffer!
What makes it even funnier is imagining the video and the notes being made arent from the guy telling the joke, but the guy who's been listening to it for so long he's had to start writing everything down cause he just can't understand yet
trying to wrap his head around it
Being in this joke truly is the bartenders hell
Imagine nothing but priests, rabbis and talking horses for the rest of eternity.
imagine the bartender can see out the door, and every couple seconds he just sees a horse walk up, every time it gets to the counter the horse dissappears to right back where it came from outside the door.
@@jan_v_ierand suddenly it transforms into a dog
@@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyysguess we make circles now
One must imagine the bartender, happy.
This is what every podcast guest telling a "funny story" sounds like
Listen to Sleepycast, you will be absolutely spoiled if you're looking for comedy.
Honestly tho this felt like something that Norm MacDonald would’ve done
@@Rum-Runner I liked the first half but he delayed the second half too much, it fell off
@@sovietslav7082 "oh wait it was a dog" is the punchline
The only reason to continue is if, after all that, maybe even more belabored, you then say the dog walks in- LIMPS into the bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
@@KairuHakubi the punch line is that the dog says "im looking for who shot my pa" which in this case means his foot hand thing but its a trope in western movies for the main charater to be looking for the bad guy who shot his dad or in other words, pa so; therefore it is a pun on the word pa and paw.
1:09 foreshadowing.
Deep foreshadowing. . .
_gasp_
how many times did you watch this 😟😟
when he had that moment of silence and then realized it was supposed to be a dog i fucking lost it lmaooooo
I thought I might just off myself at that point lol
@@valentino1646 dont do that 😭
@@valentino1646walk into the bar-
I’m gonna run a dnd campaign and there will be a npc that says this word for word
I might even add a even less important detail that is actually the answer to the puzzle they are solving
@@Primtheidiot as a player, you are pure evil
I love it.
@@HannaBerrry >:]
watched this when doing prep for tomorrow's game. the temptation to use the joke is real...
@@garamartvibrik3470 DO IT,
I DARE YOU
When I heard the initial punchline I was like “oh, that would be kinda clever if it were a dog or something.”
Then he realized that it was supposed to be a dog, and started re-explaining, and… oh man.
the cleverness itself of doing the joke on the wrong animal as to dilute the cleverness of the punchline is so good
My girlfriend just woke up from dead sleep to tell me how much she didnt like this video, playing at min volume. New favorite.
didn't*
@@JorgetePanete
It’s a bloody apostrophe! (It’s very important to this comment that it’s bloody)
Did your girlfriend have gender or does that not matter?
is your girlfriend a horse, dog or bartender?
did your girlfriend tell it to you or did she whisper it to you? It's nighttime so it's important for the joke.
The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
Wait no…
"I forgot. The dog is one of those dogs with long faces. Is it called borzoi? It doesn't matter what's its called. So this dog with a long face walks- limps! He limps into a bar....."
You'd have one too after watching THIS video.
And the horse says neigh because horses cant talk
@@somethingclever4297 After getting to the speaking part again: "So he, or she, doesn't matter, with the paw on the counter, the bloody paw on the counter and a long face says... Wait no, that was a different joke. Doesn't matter what the dog's face is. The dog can have any face. Like... a round face. But it doesn't matter what the shape of the dog's face is. In fact, it's a horse's face that matters. But not for this joke. So the dogs face could be round. But it isn't. It's a totally normal dog face. Anyway. So... this dog, not with a long face, a very normal dog face, walks into a b... limps into a bar..."
A different video auto played after this one and it started with exactly that joke.
This is the verbal equivalent of the running scene from monty python and the holy grail
Having spend 10 minutes counting things which do not deserve to be counted,
the horse walks into the bar 15 times in total, the *dog* walks into the bar 15 times,
the walking is corrected 13 times, er, the *limping* is correctly mentioned 13 times,
a hoof is place on the bar 6 times, but then I realize it's actually a *paw* put on the bar, the paw was put onto the bar six times, yeah,
and then the dog talks 5 times, or, is mentioned to be able to talk five separate times.
So yeah. Limping. Into the bar, 13 times, no actually, 15. 13 was the number of times he corrected himself to say limping...
Bless you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
How many times did you mention walking, I mean limping?
reading this I almost thought I wasted 10 full minutes of my life
And a partriiiidge in a preeaar treeeeeee
What did I watch for the algorithm to lead me here
Your welcome
@@Algorithms_ChildWell my welcome led me to a strange place this time.
you left likes on the same videos as ppl who left a like on this video
@@Algorithms_Child My welcome what?
@@johnnyscott3698 I blame Jan Misali
This is like a little kid trying to tell you about a dream they had
wow, after that your throat must be a little hoarse
no, wait... I think he's croaking. Er, not croaking, his voice (y'know, because he was telling that joke the whole time) y'know, his voice hurts, and it's hard for him to speak. so his voice sounds like a croak. Hold on... I think thats wrong. Can I start again? I'll start again.
So this guy, right? That joke that he told (about the dog--did you get that, by the way? it's funny because the dog says--remember, the dog talks--but it says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my pa" and pa sounds like 'paw'. Like the dog feet. Cats have those too, it's not just dogs.) Anyway, the joke he told, it took a while for him to get the joke out, so his voice hurts. So I guess you could say it's... shot.
No, that's not it either. What was the joke about again? A horse? No, it was a frog, I think. Or maybe it was a dog. Definitely a dog. Was it a cat? It might've been a cat.
So he tells this really funny and long winded joke and by the end, his voice hurts and he can't speak. His voice is... scratchy.
Ruff! His voice is ruff! Like a dog! I KNEW I was forgetting something. So this guy tells this joke, and he keeps going back and fixing things about it, and it's about a horse that gets shot in the foot, and... a DOG, it's a DOG that get shot in the foot and it walks up to the bar person--bartender, and says "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa'" and by the end his voice sounds bad because he's been speaking for so long, so his voice is... ruff.
@@maxwelljennings4178Double or nothing
a little horse
@@mr.presidnt a big ass
When he said, "no wait, it's a dog," I was half expecting the punchline to be I can't see a thing, I'll open this one.
SAME
Same
Same 😂
I assumed this was going to be that, & then the “why the long face?” joke.
Yea
3:04 "the talking dog, the- the dogging talk" ah yes a dogging talk
Green needle ahh
Ok but the fact that it’s a 4 minute long abomination somehow makes the final punchline even funnier lol
It really does, I started laughing halfway through and when the punchline FINALLY came up, I genuinely started laughed even more.
That's the entire point of the video
I'd say the final punchline was "...Oh wait it's a dog" considering it's an amazingly long setup and normally you'd be thinking "Wait... Horses don't have paws..." and wondering if this WAS the joke, and the real joke is that he told the joke wrong after several retellings/corrections. The last bit is just a kind of cooldown since you already know what the joke is.
@@water2770at first it was pa as in papa, no? Didn't realized it could be paw until he said it. Though I agree ending at the dog would be more concise
@@thedboi1465 maybe it's because I'm British but it's the other way round for me, it took me reading a comment to get how the joke was like supposed to be funny
Broke me when he said " No wait it's a dog"
Spoilers!11!1!
@Mayobayo1 just don't read the comments if you don't like spoilers
@@CardenDioxidei will read
I started to buffer around 4:12, and for a brief moment, I thought it was part of the video
You WHAT?
When you're telling a joke while your friends are talking but they slowly go quiet to listen to your joke and you suddenly get nervous
everyone starts listening and i realise what i was saying wasnt even that funny and everyones listening but no one is laughing so i keep on going
It's been TWO DECADES and I still remember uncomfortably how that happened to me and as everyone fell silent one of them said "did you dream that or....?"
this video is incomplete.
it needs a quiet, nervous, "ya get it?" right at the end.
It needs a awkward 2 minute silence and him laughing at his own joke
I literally don't get it 😭
Expected it to end with "I'm looking for the man whl shot my hoof oh wait no well, let's start again..."
@@austinfontes3906 the dog got shot in the paw. Paw sounds like pa, as in a western way of saying dad. So it sounds like it's talking about it's dad.
@@somethingclever4297 that's what I thought at first, but after hearing bloody paw so many times i was like "well yeah but I was expecting it to be "paw""
2:30 SPIT IT OUT ALREADYYYYYY OMGG
RIGHT OMG 😭
When you try to retell something, but you got 1.5 hours of sleep last night
This is me with 3 days straight of no sleep
@@tarhun9977this is me with 3 days straight OF sleep. I suck at talking
me when its OH MY GOD ITS FOUR AM RIGHT NOW
Y'all should read the book called why we sleep
@@kenzoetheveganlover4685 Believe me, I would prefer to successfully sleep.
This could've gone on for so much longer. Thank you for sparing us.
Two things:
1. The amount of anxiety i felt throughout this was immense.
2. It did get a genuine chuckle out of me.
This is what a Dungeon Master sounds like when they’ve just started
i feel called out
@@itsyaboikirbo u and me both. this is literally me
No you're so right this is how the beginning of all my sessions sound like because I'm so nervous 😭
me 😅
Me (never played D&D just am a Dungeon Master)
Why the long……………
Joke
that's what I was expecting
I don't know, I've always had them. Wait, no! That's not right...
I can't bear to hear this.
Ha
>be me
>working at a bar
>im the barkeep
>horse limps in
>puts his foot on the table
>its bloody
>he says something, he can speak?
>i say "repeat that?"
>he says "somebody shot my paw"
>paw? thats a horse
>side eyes horse
>hes a dog
>i say i dont care and check youtube
>i see this video and click it
>i watch it through
>check duration
>the video doesnt end
>what
>the horse sends me to hell
>the end
>wait a minute, it was a dog
>so the dog limps up to the-
>wait why am i doing this again?
To quote Mark Steel, "They're the kind of people who just don't get jokes. They're the kind of people who hear a joke and go 'But that's impossible. How would a dinosaur fit into a pub?'"
@@iasnoasI HATE YOU
@@PuppyMadeOfRock haha funny guy
I belove those are called germans
@@szyymontba660 I believe you are correct
@@szyymontba660they have a differant genre of jokes the
late but full transcript :3
a horse walks into a bar. and the- y’know- it’s a joke. the horse is allowed in the bar so that’s fine. so, this horse, he walks into the bar. he- i- uh- it doesn’t matter that it’s a boy horse it could be a girl horse or whatever. um, not important to the joke. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar and- and- y’know, he walks up to the- the barkeep. there’s- there’s- y’know, the guy behind the counter. it’s an old timey saloon type bar, um. y’know wild west sort of- sort of thing. so- so, the horse, he walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep. um, and he says- uh, because it’s a talking horse. it’s- it’s- a- the horse can talk. it’s very important to the uh- the joke that the horse can talk. so, this talking horse, again, important. very important it’s a talking horse. the- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says- well- well- well- well, before he says anything to the barkeep, he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up onto the bar. um, and- and- oh wait- wait- wait- wait, no- no, the horse- the horse isn’t- the horse has a bloody hoof. the- the- the horse’s hoof is bloody, it’s very important to the joke. um, that the- the horse has a bloody hoof. so, this horse, he’s walking with his bloody hoof and he walks into the bar, and he puts his- his bloody hoof up onto the bar and that’s really not very sanitary, is it? it’s fine, it’s a joke. um, and- and- oh- well, also, the- the horse because, y’know his- his hoof is- is bloody and it’s injured he’s- he’s limping. he’s not walking. it’s a limping, talking horse. very- very important, bloody hoof. walking- uh- limping- limping horse. um, and the horse can talk. okay. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar- limps into the bar, the- the horse limps into the bar. um, and- and- uh- he walks- limps- limps- limping horse, bloodied hoof. uh, the- the- the horse limps up to the bar and- and he puts his hoof up onto the bar. uh, it’s bleeding, again. the limping horse. lemme try that again. uh, the- the horse limps into the bar and the horse limps- limps up to the barkeep, so- and- and- again, remember the horse can talk because it’s a joke. um, it’s very important. um, so the horse walks into a bar- limps into the bar, the horse walk- horse limps into the bar. uh, and- and the horse walks- limps- limps up to the barkeep. um, and- and he- he puts his- his hoof up onto the bar- his bloody hoof up onto the bar. and he says to the bartender, “i’m lookin’ fer’ the man that shot my pa’.”
oh- wait, no, it was a dog! oh- okay, so- so, this- this dog walks into the bar. um, dog- talking dog- the dog can talk. it’s very important that the dog can talk. and it’s a dog it’s not a horse. that’s- the- kind of- y’know, it’s really important to the joke. uh, so the dog walks into the bar and he walks up to the- limps- limping- limping dog, the- the dog has a bloody hoof. uh, that’s silly, dog- dogs don’t have hooves. it’s not a horse, it’s a dog and he’s got a bloody paw. um, and- and- and- and- and the dog, he walks into the bar and he- he walks- limps- the dog limps into the bar. and the dog limps up to the barkeep and- and the- the talking dog because again he can still talk and it- it still doesn’t matter that it’s a boy dog, girl dog, or whatever. um, none of that matters, but it does matter that the dog can talk, the dogs allowed in the bar, uh- and- and- and- and he’s got a bloody paw. um, so he- he walks into the bar- limps- the dog limps into the bar, uh- and- and the dog limps up to the barkeep and he puts his paw- his- his bloody paw up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, “i’m lookin’ fer’ the man that shot my paw.”
THANK YOU
I hope both sides of your pillow will be forever cold
Legend
Thx
no, just no
@@fatimacastro8354 Coach Z - I am into this
Imagine it from the bartender’s perspective. Literally, go line by line, it makes it twenty times funnier
I need an edit of that
This is so terrible it somehow came full circle and became funny again, integer overflow
I had no idea how these two were related but it’s actually brilliant. Integer overflow is why movies can be so bad that they’re actually good or how south Florida is so far south that it’s north
*underflow
It truly is the integer overflow of jokes
literally antihumor
@@Agnes.Nutter Nope. It's still overflow, just negative. Underflow can only happen to floats when the result is smaller than representable or in pipes when the pressure is too low.
"walks.. no limps. he limps. LIMPS! bleh! I've said limps so many times it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. hehe. so the dog walks into the bar.."
LIMPS!
Semantic satiation. Not important to the joke, just explaining the phenomenon. That phenomenon, the one about saying a word too many times, or so many times it doesn't sound like a word anymore. That's called semantic satiation. Again, not really important. Anywho, so the dog walks into the bar...
@@KageRyu798 limps
@@KageRyu798LIMPS!
@PotatoObliteratorGDgod it doesn't sound like a real word anymore, but whatever. so the dog walks into-
Thank god for the visuals otherwise we wouldn’t be following a quarter into the video
This is exactly how my students respond when I ask them a question.
Teachers when they don't receive a response as articulate as if it were scripted and rehearsed after they ignore everyone who wants to talk in order to single out someone who clearly doesn't know the answer
Every student responds with this 4 minute long joke?!?! Wow.
@@saikitoniaComedy class
This is how my questions respond when I ask them a student
@@17thstellationyou speaking from experience or something? that seems personal lmao
A sea cucumber walks up to a mollusk & says “With fronds like these, who needs anemones?”
🔥🔥🔥🔥FIRE JOKE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
You made me remember the part in Finding Nemo when Marlin tries to tell this joke and fails miserably
Exactly what I was thinking
The mollusk doesn't answer, because they can't talk.
@@1337w0nits a talking mollusk because its a joke so it can talk
Just spent 4:20 watching a guy explain a joke 😃
It’s not even a joke, the video ends with an convenient add placement…
If you make it an aardvark you can combine two jokes.
An aardvark walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" And the aardvark puts a bloody foot on the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
And aardvarks have an intrinsically funny name, which makes both jokes better!
This is a vark of aard
What's the punchline of the second joke?
Thats smart
Limbs! The Aadvark LIMBS into the bar
Not only did the essence of my soul dissipate into the ether; the very atoms that compose my being chose to cease to exist after the first 30 seconds.
Ever hear a joke so bad it vaporizes someone from existence
i laughed at 2:53 and when he said it was a dog not a horse 😭
I thought in the very end dog was going to say "I'm looking for a man who shot my _hoof_ ". It would be bloody end
I would have actually laughed or smiled at this video then😂
that would be funny but i dont think itd make sense to the joke because what i ASSUME the joke is doing is that the dog says "looking for the man who shot my pa", the accent makes it sound like he says "pa" like "father" but he means "pa" like "paw". or the other way around. the word "hoof" wouldnt work with the original joke !!
@@cloverlovania it's exactly the point. Dog would have said about its hoof in the end and then, after a few seconds of silence, speaker would be like "you know what? I'm not telling jokes in my whole life anymore" or something like that
@@YorikVsemogyshchiy okay yeah fair lmfao
"I'm looking for the man who shot my woof"
Longest 4 minutes of my life
first time i actually didnt look at the length of the video and experienced this
this video is only four minutes? i'm not even halfway through and it feels like i've already been here for four minutes!
The cucumber doesn't answer because they can't talk.
Lived every single second of this
@dursty3226 it's been hours
It’s like one of those choices that go back to the question over and over agian
Im going to put "Has gender" on my resume.
Put !!can talk!! For good measure
"!!!Not a horse!!!"
Whats your gender?
-optional
(None of our business)
has gender will travel
When he said "The horse has a bloody hoof" I was like: "What do you mean? Every horse has a hoof." And then I realized that I'm more British than I want to be.
Edit: If you're wondering I not from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
unbritonian, please explain
@@snow-cheirusBritish English uses bloody as an enhancer. If something is really good it’s bloody good. So the horse has a bloody hoof sounds strange since all horses have hoofs when it meant the hoof was bleeding.
@@snow-cheirus bloody is commonly used by British people to put emphasis on words while not necessarily equaling actual blood
@@WeabooScourgeKiller Ah, I don't know how I missed that. I read it as "The Horse" could be referring to all horses, a la a David Attenborough documentary. I.E. "The ant has antennae that it uses to . . . ", etc. Thanks.
@@snow-cheirus Well obviously, an ant uses its antennae to ennae. That's why they're called antennae, right? An ant can only have antennae if it has ennae, otherwise it's not antennae, it's dogennae or horseennae or some other type of enna!
Leaked footage of me trying to explain a joke
Trying to tell a joke you barely remember while also trying to adjust to deal with pedantic people who pick at unimportant details of wording be like
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YES. EXACTLY!
Holy shit!
3:53 At this point i was feeling physical pain
Real
3:20 I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!!
this felt so much longer than 4 minutes
True
The real joke is that the runtime for the video is 4:20
nope, wrong
LMAO I JUST NOTICED THAT
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@@kieranwall3333yeah wow it is. Let's see how long that lasts
Since you mentioned it, this video reminds me of this video ua-cam.com/users/shortsoMnPnPiAeVk?si=lvHlQQ55nUQu4Rf-
Idk whats more fascinating, the fact I just find this while browsing youtube and was getting annoyed with how drawned out it which is by design, or the fact that I watched it beginning to end and that the very minute the video ended, i got the joke and i laughed. Well done sir😅👍💙
I will admit; I was not expecting that twist
Which twist?
@@EdKolisthe dog twist prob
I get this feeling that I’ve lost so much watching this
4 minutes I'll never get back
@@valentino1646
Yup. Lost that 4 minutes forever. Time to keep scrolling for 4 more hours…
This feels like trying to explain the lore of [insert media] to literally anyone
The worst thing about this is even if you just tell the joke normally it feels incomplete, like there still isn't an actual punchline
the punchline only works in-person, and it's the two seconds of silence when you and the person you're telling the joke to just stare at each other and they gradually realize that there isn't any more to it.
Somehow this 4 minutes felt like half an hour. Is this what relativity is?
No.
@@sairevanth2616 No, this is definitely what Einstein was talking about
This is retrospective time dilation
there's no way the moment i understood the joke i still laughed... i'm ashamed of me.
How it feels when someone tells you something and you say you understand and they still explain it to you
My new favorite poem. I mean joke. My new favorite joke.
It's a type of joke cycle. Very important about the joke.
This is every podcast guest that’s telling a story that the host will pretend to laugh at in the end
Would have been funnier if the bartender at the end asked the dog ‘why the long face’
It was a Borzoi dog !!!important to the joke!!!
The realizing that it was a dog and not a horse was so heartbreaking for the narrator that he starts the while explaining thing again 😂
When you realize you just spent 4 and a half minutes listening to what is basically one sentence
“The horse isn’t” with the slow fade out had me in tears 😂
After hearing that I definitely feel an appreciation for the art it takes to make this dead joke even more awkward. I truly express my gratitude when I say, "Thanks, I hate it."
>be me
>in bar
>horse walks in
I zoned out at like 2:30. This must be how ADHD feels like.
I have ADHD and I zoned out at like 1:10
I have ADHD and I looked at the comments section at 2:30
I have ADHD according to my primary care doctor and my pediatrician as a kid, I started laughing at 2:30 cuz at that point it was comically annoying at how bad the joke was
Yes, yes it is
I have adhd and somehow I was HOOKED. Shortest 4 minutes of my life
Congratulations, the algorithm has chosen you. Do not resist.
"let me try that again" after 2 minutes of incomprehensible rambling is so fucking funny.
Masterfully done. Really captured the worst possible way to tell a joke, though the twist of it being a dog instead of a horse actually got me
I can only imagine this guy during a school presentation
I transleted this to polish and told it in school and HOLY F is it funny
I even added some of my touch like the barman knowing that the horse can talk cuz the horse said good morning when he walked into the bar or sumn and just kept reminding that the barman knows the horse can talk, I changed the joke up a little at the end to make it make sense more in polish but it's just amazing how flexible it is
Watching this video is like being put under a spell. You can’t look away or click off.
I SWEAR
this could've made me sit here palming my face for 30 minutes and I couldn't have escaped
“i don’t get it, can you say it again”
I've seen lots of videos in my time, and I have to say, this is one of them.
This is the equivalent of Sisyphus rolling the bolder up, only for it roll back down and him not being able to do anything.
I’m convinced that this video is the tape from the ring.
Now THIS is the type of material that could get a guy to crash out🙏 amazing
At least he wasn't looking for grapes.
till the very next day
@@hisham_hmbum bum bum bum badum
Do you think this store has some lemonade?
@@OriSpaceCat the barkeep probably keeps it in the back
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade but it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made. Can I get you a glass?" and the duck said “I’ll pass.” then he waddled away
Reminds me of a Norm MacDonald style joke, except at the end it would be OJ with a bloody glove
So he says "I'm trying to find the real killer!"
This is the kind of thing that will show up in someones reccomended 15 yrs later
This must be what edging is like
Can confirm
WHAT
edging feels good, this was frustrating, it was amusing though
I really want an hour long version of this where everytime it gets to the joke it changes animals
While very badly told, the presentation is still... awesome!
I love how after you'd already said the punchline you realised you'd done the setup wrong and then preceded to do the set up again for another 2 minutes lmao
I don't know why I watched this all the way through
This was just beautiful storytelling
That was a very long 4 minutes. Mission accomplished