my soldier recycling program (Dwarf Fortress)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- The most important lesson I learned from making this video is that while corpses may come and go, giblets are forever.
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is this the most evil thing you've come up with? killing one member of a couple and then reanimating them, all while their beloved watches, in order to test their love? I think so
Somehow that one was _less_ ethical on paper.
think this comment hit her extra deep
@@mr.spleens7800 wasn't my intention lol
This contraption is absolutely horrible, an affront to all that is decent.
Good job !
It's not Dwarf Fortress if it's not a crime against humanity.
The best part here is how "testing a couples love" was ultimately a sideshow that nothing was done with, so that one dude getting iced was basically for no reason.
Apparently it might have solved a problem for his spouse though. 😂
I saw people who put a fully trained and equipped military squad in a drowning chamber to reanimate them as intelligent undead super soldiers. Drowning them leaves their bodies in tact. Also, I think that the intelligent undead units can gain powers depending on the secret of life and death that the necromancer who raised them know. Cool video!
Kruggsmash mentioned your channel at the end of his last video, so here I am enjoying your stories :)
You know, I was thinking about you trying to turn your dorfs into vampires the other night when one of my fisherdwarves that was consistently in a shit mood flipped out, destroyed something inside the temple of her goddess, and got cursed into vampirism lmfao.
All that work you did and some random fisherdwarf of mine just happens to freak out next to the temple that she kept...not praying at despite the fact that she apparently desperately wanted to lol.
"I did successfully lose two of my recruits..." Not only are your stories really creative and hilarious, but I think you could single handedly fill r/ShitDwarfFortressSays with fresh content. Appreciate the work you put in to entertain people like me. Cheers, eh! :D
My youngest kid watches your videos he just loves them! You sound the same age as him around 14 He’s working on starting a Dwarf Fortress channel now as well! Enjoy your day!
I'm 24 actually lol! That's very exciting for your son, I wish him good luck!
@@hoodiehair I refuse to believe you're a fossil
@@hoodiehair eternal youth moment
@@hoodiehair Oh I'm sorry. Keep making your videos they really make his day :)
A novel approach to couple's counseling! I approve. 👍
That is a cool system of defense
Procedural games like df are the new frontier in storytelling, keep up the great stories! I always learn something about the game in your videos
nice videos keep it up :) love the storytelling structure and ideas
Hoh from Kruggsmarch!
Zombies in cages are a wonderful thing to use. They cant be killed unless the attacker can mangle them.
Just make a bunch, trap them in cages, and then place them in hallways you can use to capture your enemies with.
When the enemies are stuck, release the zombies.
your videos are always such a delight!! such novel ideas and fun fort layouts!
"Best crimes are warcrimes."
- hoodie hair, problably
Go big or go swim in lava
Can't wait for the Halloween special. Keep it up, spooky hair!
Zombie recycling is the most ethical thing I've seen in Dwarf Fortress.
This kinda gives me an idea for a "Walking Dead" themed fortress.
I love your videos and delivery lol. I recently picked up DF and watching these never fail in driving me to becoming a more wholesome:] overlord ✌️
I love your dwarf logic.
all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality
In my current world, it seems that every other guy is a necromancer. There is a necromancer tower every dozen tiles and propably a third of my dwarves are mancers as well. Must be fun fighting wars with soldiers that have fought and died a dozen times, propably fighting each other more than once.
Continually putting out the best DF content out there! Thanks for this one, it was hilarious.
such a cool method to handle sieges, as long as you keep winning!
intelligent undead maintain their soul and faction allegiance. Those invaders were attacking your factions undead.
Also you can make a necromancer undead to stop them going insane.
You can also get them to join your faction if you wait long enough. I got undead military squads with steel gear. They just don't stop lol.
i wish necromancers would visit me more often so i could attempt it
Love your DF content. The short idea vids are a nice change of pace in comparison to other DF youtubers
I do wish we had more to play with than necromancers. Just imagine the fun there could be with pyromancers, cryomancers, psychokinetics, etc.
yeah I'm hoping for some stuff like that in the myth and magic update in a couple years
Now this is !DWARVEN SCIENCE!
This is a messed up experiment, but surprisingly successful! Well done!
liking the hoodie hair indescribable evil arc
stay evil, miss hoodie
I am still working on a tower fort of my own after seeing your book raid fort. Hopefully it results in something as Fun as this!!
Could you make an alternate entrance to open up when needed with fortifications at one side to lure and trap the released zombies when they've served their purpose? Do zombies rush at fortifications if there is a dwarf behind it?
You could of just drowned them, drained the room, and then reanimated them.
boring
This seems like a good idea. especially since I got two necromancers in my third migration wave
This is genius! How magical!
Enjoy your vids very much
wait, shouldn't smart zombies stick around ?
This is awesome
days without a horrible atrocity: 0
Here after a shootout from krugg +1sub!
You know, my cousin loves your channel too... _he's about your age._
😁
Good stuff as always. Hope there's a part 2 for this one day.
Dwarf Fortress player try not to commit horrible atrocities challenge (impossible)
I think the Umbrella Corporation will be in touch with you. Resident Evil Dwarf City.
Playing with necromancers is always a good time.
Thanks was looking for a way to easily do this never thought just drop a bridge
Kruggsmash Sent me here! Hello!
Ah yes. Dwarf Fortress. Unethical Experiments - The Game. I love the idea of recycling the dead int a zombie army
hmm, how about a fort where you reanimate only megabests like dragons and cyclopses? maybe Irushang can be reclaimed for such a devius purpose?
giving the necromancer an official position as a militia captain is a nice touch.
Ah yes, the horrors of the respawn room.
This is hilarious!
kick ass
Why and how do you scare a necromancer into reqnimating corpses?
Necromancers don’t reanimate bodies unless they feel threatened. So under normal circumstances they’ll just ignore any bodies. In this video hoodie hair first uses traps under the necromancer to “attack” them to try to trigger their defense response. Then later creates an adjacent room to the south that has fortifications that allow the necromancyerto see into the room while preventing anyone from passing through. Additionally drawbridge is used to block the view between the rooms unless the bridge lowered. An enemy unit is placed in the room so when the drawbridge is lowered the necromancer see it they will get “scared” and will reanimate bodies.
For the necromancer to cast his spells he needs to be in combat.
I usually do that by chaining up an animal on the other side of the wall and telling the necro to attack it whenever I need his services.
@@baconisyummy8065 So you have him on his own squad? Nice. I'm just trying to think a proper necromancer army showdown, bodies being beaten and haphasardly reanimated in a maelstrom of bone and flesh, all necromancers panicking from the situation.
This seems like a surprisingly efficient way to fight of invasions.
I knew this was gonna be a good one as soon as I saw it. I wasn't disappointed.
These are great!