EMO KIDS TRIED TO JUMP ME...
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EMO KIDS TRIED TO JUMP ME...
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Hi, I'm scrubby and I make a storytime video everyday about life stories. I have plenty of crazy life stories that will entertain you if you. If you want more turn on notifications! I upload funny storytime videos everyday.
“They weren’t big in any other way than horizontal” is one heck of a rare insult.
i saw this as soon as he said it 😂
Lol
W. I. D. E
“No joke no scam” the best quote ever
Actually, “Don’t get anyone pregnant, if you do make sure they’re hot” is better
Yh lol
Agreed
Ikr
It is big poop
I just appreciate how literally all of his stories are so fascinating and based on real life events.
What's up man. I see you a lot so from now on I am going to reply to you every time I see you.
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE HOW
Probably because he's good at telling stories
Your everywhere mate
Dude I literally see you everywhere
0:34 “Just a typical day in the neighborhood you know how it is.” Bruh I actually almost pissed myself how hard I was laughing!
Mudkip, mud mudkip. Kip mudkip mudkip?
@@Jray608 I-what?
@Cybebully
We are discussing the stock markets in mudkipish.
@@Jray608 kip mud, mudkip mud.
“They were not very big kids in any way other than horizontally” 😂😂
@Useless Tomato 2 god
@Useless Tomato 2 electric boogaloo GOD YOU'RE INSANE
Aims machine gun at emo kids fire's
me Laugh's
@@fairytale3551 "me Laugh's"
6:54 How was this so perfectly timed
Honestly
L o l
Lol
Lol
No lie and lol that’s funny
"Me, and my flash light are besties."- Scrubby
Me an intellect: 👀
@@interestingchannelname7927 why just why
Ahhhhhhh yeahhh
Beanos the lord BEANOS
Weirdo
Intellectual*
“Typical day in the neighborhood”
Me: “SHEPARD”
“They looked like Humpty Dumpty before he fell of the wall”🤣😂
After
You look like an egg
I came here to write the same thing 🤣🤣
You mean after?
Thats a rare roast
Everyone gangsta until the emo kids go insane and try to fight someone
Your everywhere.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕦𝕡
But until they fight you
hahahahhahaahhahahhahahaha funny man
Ikr XD why does the one on the left of the thumbnail look like a rip off of Lewis capaldi
Nobody can ever say “ no joke no scam” without thinking about scrubs!!!😂😂😂
I would’ve just started the car and let go of the Brake to see their reaction
Yesssssas
Imagine he honks when he’s pulling his windshield wipers
Scrubs: "talking about Emo Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Game: *S K A T E*
Lol
“S K A T E”
Yes but Skate is cool
*s k a m t e b o a r d*
@@360jeezyhater *s k a m t e b o a r d*
last time I was this early my dad was still around!
Ah shit here we go again...
When was that?
What's a dad
“DoNt LiE WhO’S BeEn A FaN BEfOre”
I've been a fan since before I was circumsized.
@@Pengulin *n i c e*
I've been a fan since before the Karen series
Bruh moment
Idk I watched those Karen videos
3:05 the timing
Doctor: sir your grandma died Ryan: * uncontrollable laughter *
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No
@@Fransy385 n o
@@MarblesSoda n
o
“This was a small theater so it wasn’t really big”
*AH SO I SEE THAT THE FLOOR IS MADE OF FLOOR*
lol
Lol
Ah yes... a man whom understands things. :T
*Ah yes, The floor here is made out of floor*
Scrubby the best youtuber who also has the best quote "No Joke, No Scam" got jumped by an EMO kid
“Not big in anyway except horizontally” dayum, that’s rough.
“This was our smallest theater so it wasn’t very big”
Pepeeeee
Big brain
Ah so the floor is made of floor
mega lego nerds Jeffy
Virginia Ellis I D O N T H A V E T O O
Scrubby’s parents: you’re adopted
Scrubby *laughs*
Who else had weird emo teenagers hang out at Walmart while you and your dad are getting a movie
“Biting into my frosty”
Me “no”
No one:
Literally no one:
Scrubby: nO jOkE nO sCaM
No one:
Leafy:nO jOkE nO sCaM
Grim:nO jOkE nO sCaM
Bengi:nO jOkE nO sCaM
I’ll like bc I feel bad for
You
@@jo3y70 That’s not nice
@@CHANN3L_NAME Scrubs: *NO JOKE,NO SCAM*
3:31 this was our smallest theater so it wasnt very big
Smartest and most big brain sentence ever spoke
Smartest man alive😂😂
Scrubby parents: honey we are getting a divorce I hope you can understand
Scrubby: * dying of laughter*
Doctor: you have cancer.
Scrubs: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Doctor: ...
Great video i am glad you keep making videos during these hard times i am glad you are healthy, keep the good work up
*When you run out of titles, so you decide to add an extra letter to one of your previous videos.*
Scrubs: *"Why not lol."*
Facts
Real OGs remember "Crazy emo kid tried to jump me", "the cringiest kid to ever exist" "wannabe gangster fights the teacher" AND "Mr. Ballista"
Those were scrubster classics.
*If you remember any of those, I salute you, Veteran*
You know it’s UA-cam when it’s says 0 views 55 likes and 12 comments LOGIC
True true
Huh?
FAX
Susan's hydrated again.
America explain
Bro if they even touched my car with a mini punch I’m going lvl 80 wizard
if i knew somone is gonna touch my car.... i would equip it with a thorns III Diamond Armor
I don’t care if he’s telling the truth or not this is so good
Exactly
Scrubbies parents: Scrubby your grandma died
Scrubby: laughs
Money Mapa that’s messed up I like it
Type me too it’s dark. :=
Honestly😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I go through the same.
It’s terrifying lmao
"Teenage mutant emo turtles heroes of the darkness, emo power!"
"When the evil poser attacks these emo dudes don't give a crap"
"Teenage mutant emo turtles!
One two three four Emos! There's no one darker! Watch out for Poser!
Teenage mutant emo turtles!!!"
LOL
😂
😂
Holy crap I can't stop laughing does that make splinter the og of emo's
it sounded like he was crying at that part
*The life of Scrubby's intro songs*
Scrubby: Your hired mr intro song
*Next day*
Scrubby: Your fired mr intro song
*Rinse and repeat*
"Sir, we found your wife. She was at a wendys, getting a 4 for 4, and a robber came in and shot everyone in the store, im sorry".
Ryan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You have a much more eventful life and I’m over here behind the screen sitting and listening to stories
One day I was walking and some EMO kids jumped me
Typical scrubby day
Alex Broe ay dats just a typical Tuesday for the guy
I saw the notification and I turned off lazarbeam and went straight to this
Big green booger holy crap same
Scrubs has a personality just like mine lol I always laugh when ever stuff like that happens
Same
Shut up fortnite kid
Same here dude 😂
I fucking doubt it
Ha you wish
Watching scrubby at 4:30am really puts me in a chill vibe
The same laughing reaction you have, is what I do also.
Scrubby’s mums Doctor: I’m so sorry Ryan, your mum passed away.
Scrubby: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, wait.........
Josh Burling lol
Title: emo kids try to jump me
Thumbnail: teenagers ask a motorcyclist to sell a few video games.
😂
Lol I was just about to comet about the thumb nail because it’s for another UA-camrs vid
where can i find this video??? ive been thinking about it for weeks!!
@@themani4771 I think it’s from 6foot4honda’s video. I think
I think it’s all clickbait and made up idk man
Our meme king has uploaded once again
He is the god of memes
I am so glad that all of his stories are real.
8:45 THIS MADE ME DIE his walk is so funny
DUN DUN DADADA
When he said “biting into my frosty” I kinda cringed 😖
Michael Klovski i cringed when you said bitting and not biting
@@Ee-md7fg he said biting?
Wow, scrubby sounds like he's going through a second puberty with a cold.
He is
scrubby mom:look honey hes saying his first words!!
Ryan:n-no joke no scam
Doctor: your father died. Scrubs: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:13
Jokes on you Scrubby
I never had any cool points
Man same tho
Early Notification gang where you at
right here
right here
Here bro
We be here
Sup my boi
Everyone else:
Me and the boys
Scrubby:
Me and the flashlight
9:12 " I was about to get smacked by a goth trio of mutant ninja turtles"
Honestly working in Nortown during a pandemic makes work 10× harder, a customer tried to assault me cause she didn't wanna wear a mask.
Wow
The way he tells these stories it’s amazing
When your so early that there are 0 dislikes
The last time I was this early Putin wasn't president.
Same
liar putin has always bin presdent nothing can stop the mighty one
@@drippydooku6347 I'm subbing for that name
Eat a taco dude
Hey I know you
Scrubby: i laugh at bad news
scrubby's mom: Grandmas in the hospital
Scrubby: tries soooo hard not to laugh
You think this is funny?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not
@@Ryan-zi7id nice joker refrence
I walked out of the joker movie to early to even hear that line because it was so bad
He laughs when uncomfortable huh
Scrubby’s Uncle: Dies*
Scrubby: Laughs uncontrollably*
R. I. P Frosty he lived a good life
Yo ryan! I sent u a story of a cringey kid who thought he was a rapper at my school...he also did this really cringe concert at school...if u want it check ur instagram dm from jaden_isaiah_02...thanks
Can't wait to hear that story.
lol cool
Sounds like a pretty good story
i really want to listen to that, it sounds hilarious
Oh man, I hope Ryan notices your message. That sounds hilarious.
me: scrubby your wife died
Scrubby: (starts laughing)
Scrubby's wife: am I a joke to you?
When your so early that the “Mr Beasts” aren’t here
We’ve out run them
Ok MR 4 subscribers
lol
Lol
God please could you destroy COVID-19?
Can we just take a second to apriciate how good Ryan's music is
Jacket from Hotline Miami: *massacres Scrubby's family*
Scrubby: *maniacal laughter*
Scrubs: wtf are u in my house
Karen: I need to talk
Scrubs: u broke in to my house
Karen: let me talk to your manager
KAREN.WTF
When the manager comes out:😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😐😐😐😐😐😐🙄😲😲😲😮😮😮😮😮
Scrubs: I am the manager
@@fastreturn8877 Lol
every comment is literally a 10 year old wtf
Ryan: I just laugh in crappy situations
Ryan's mom: your pet died while eating
Ryan: *snickers*
Hiiiiiii
Hi
@@jeebus4397 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hi
Hi
Hi!
I swear when scrubs turns old he will have a entire movie bout his life
I laugh at uncomfortable things sometimes also. Especially if I'm starting to get really upset, my mind starts going through funny and light-hearted memories. I guess my brain is using those thoughts as a fire extinguisher.
Title: EMO KIDS TRIED TO JUMP ME
Me: ah shit here we go again
Edit: thanks for the likes guys 😀
@Raymond Blockmon indeed they are my dude.
Police: Your mom was found dead in a river
Scrubs: *laughter*
Bro coolness points are literally the only currency in my friend group of one other person. The rest of my friend groups are somewhat normal, (cuz if I'm in your friend group theres no way its gonna be fully normal again)
Lesson to learn, if you get beat up by the emo kid, that forever solidifies that you can't fight what so ever.
it’s ok laughing is proven to kinda reliev stress(edit) i laughed at a funeral and now i feel terrible i didn’t mean to it just kinda came out
Omfgggg xD
Scrubs mum: your grandmother has passed away
Scrubs: *HAHAHAHAHA*
Nobody literally nobody
Scrubby:WaTS GoINg On gUYS
The new muselk😂😂
Emo kids: hey let’s play three imposter among us while we wait for this Guy who kicked us out to come out of work
I also laugh in nervous situations, like when my mom yells at me i just smile and 😆
8:23
**Blasts Doom music on their speaker**
"Let's go Biatch!"😂
Scrubs: I laugh a bad news
Me: My pet died
Scrubs: *laughs*
@russ7590 russ7590 someone’s pet dying isn’t humor at all
@@energeticgorilla it’s dead humor
@@Nugget_321 its pretty fucking un funny
"I laugh when I get bad news."
Mom: Your dad has cancer and hes dying...
Scrubbs: ha...hahaha....HAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
One time when I found out my grandmas house burned down I just laughed it’s not funny I just can’t help it
You did what?
He laughed
@@ilovemwadforever that sums it up pretty well
'My Dad is a lawyer and will sue you!'
Heys guys check it out we found another spoiled kid!
The frosty half eaten fills you with determination
E
When you're so early all the comments start with when you're so early
You know youtube is broken when it says 500 likes even though there are only 400 views
hey scrub great story one of favs love the skate gameplay. (Edit) wow i didnt actually think about him quitting, thanks for the memories scrub.
"We're not afraid of some dude with a flashlight tee hee." You don't wanna catch my Maglite upside the dome, things got heft like a mace!
When you like the vid thinking about being swag the next day you die scrubs is a lair jk
"life is darkness life is pain take my speaker so I can feel something for once" 4:57
Me speaker be me life lol
Me:*sees title of the video* Damn it Ryan Again
I like how he is positive even when the emo kids are angry
Luna + Scrub = amazing life’s
When I see 20 people say first even though I know that that is not statistically possible: :(
Statistically? It has nothing to do with stats my dude