I'm watching this on my laptop but still started clapping when he said - You are on one side of the road, on the other side there is progress. But in the middle there is a cow. How do you cross?
@Harshita Munjal listen sister u know I will have whatever meat I want and I kept it li8 by not speaking in English autocorrect fucked it not my issue.
"You are in your office through the window you see a cow,, there is a cow how will you cross" at this point I lost it I laughed so much that I was out of breath 😂😂😂👍
I have NEVER laughed watching comedy online before. Smiled, chuckled, smirked. But never laughed until my eyes teared. Thabks Kanan Gill! Love from Malaysia.
I don't know what is it about this video that I've watched it like a hundred times and every single time I've cracked up laughing till my stomach hurts. Every few days I have to come back and watch it... With the same result. 🤣🤣🤣
wow!! on point cow on one side n progress on another!!! superbbb man!!! salut u!, it is a standup comedy but that point is really true for all of us indians be it any religion n caste! thanks man!!
Progress doesn't mean that you start ignoring the fall in the no. of livestock over years, because that would be so capitalist. It's bad that people don't consider the scientific and economic reasons of protecting livestock, they just see it as a political or hindutwa move.
Sir, I genuinely want to thank you for this amazing stand-up comedy. Today I was feeling very homesick because of recently moving to college but your videos made me laugh so much that I feel so much better. Thank you Kanan Sir!
Well..."cow doesn't give milk, we take the milk" really a striking line to be thought over out of concern, amidst those laughs...I really love the way you bring up an issue in a funny manner...✨
India is not suffering anything on account of cows.. taking land away from other animals and building things on it is not progress. You are the same people who are fine when they are giving milk but when they can no longer give milk and are left they will roam because animals also have a right to do that
"You are on one side of the road, on the other side there is progress. But in the middle there is a cow. How do you cross?" Highlight of the video! Couldn't help but clap along.
Whenever I’m in a bad mood or I have too many negative thoughts I ALWAYS watch this video and it never fails to cheer me up! Way to go Kanan!❤️❤️ Also how can we not address how cute you are😂❤️❤️ lots of love💕
Gaay tumhari mata hai toh road pe dikhegi toh ghar le jaake paalo unko. I'm not saying any religion is worse or better. But if you keep the cow at the level of your mother you better help her out yourself when you spot her lying around eating plastic out of the dustbin.
I am pretty sure you haven't seen failure 😂😂. It's like...whatever work you do, it's always nice and sometimes even better than the previous one ,be it pmr or improvisers or a movie. Keep entertaining :)
I don't remember exactly when was the last time I laughed at a UA-cam video so hard!!! I was literally LOL at that India, progress and cow in between joke! Amazing! 😂😂😂
In indian, u r on one side,on other side is Progress- A cow is in between........man that was gr8 (Not pointing at the elephant in the room, we might get arrested by by pointing!)
Kanan you should randomly show up at my school and surprise people. Our school is so lifeless and dull. If you come our lives would have a hint of sunshine and happiness. Please show up at my school💩. Thank u. Yours truly, Faithful member of the #kanansqwad
Chotu Chaiwala kanan is rated just fine. are there people paid to paste this "underrated" comment under the videos of actors and comedians and singers who are actually really good?
Indian tourism tagline
"India: There is a cow"
Hahaha this is good, he should use it
Cow : "Hi, I am Nandini....." well written..
I don't know how to feel about that 😅
@@nandinihansini33 i understand!
Gahahahaha! that's so funnyyyyy! I mean the joke and the replyys
You are not alone... I'm Nandini too😂😂
You are on one side of the road and on the other side is progress and there's a cow in the middle 😂😂😂 brilliant!
yeah that was the best one, It really means so much.
peace gamer can you say the same about Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam? he was a Muslim
+Anish Kapuskar Can you say the same about the cow whose milk you and your children drink everyday?
Guys, how did genocide come into the discussion?! 😅 just chill
Dheeraj Pandey most stupid argument
The more I look at Kannan the more I see Jake Peralta's face. Like Indian Andy Samberg
OMG! Truer words have not been said
IKR he reminds of Jake so much!
I can't unsee this now.
Not really
This makes so much sense
"Worship cow and escape"
That just cracked me up😂😂
This has to be Kanan's best stand up so far!
this is the worst comedy i have ever watched.....!
i agree
ARIJIT ANAND 15BCE1236 with whom ?
Veer singh panwar How do you cross?
@@milanjolly3816 U Turn 😂
I'm watching this on my laptop but still started clapping when he said - You are on one side of the road, on the other side there is progress. But in the middle there is a cow. How do you cross?
same here
Lisplay dot com matlab?
+Akhilesh Suresh Matlab ye ki hamare desh k progress m cow-bhakto ne bahut panga kar rakha h.
Lisplay dot com sir i think the term is 'gaurakshak' not gau bhakt.
+Pranav Kaikini Oh yeah that's the term... didn't come to mind when I was replying.
Watched the whole show on Prime, and came back to watch this here!!! you can't have too much of Kanan!!!
ParkChimChimstolemyheart An ARMY!! I always watch this when I need a good laugh😂
Armyyyy!!!
0:34 I looked away for a moment and i thought it was Biswa talking
That's so accurate damn!
Yes OMG!
Influence😂😂😂... They're the best duo!
Damn son!
Yeah
haha!, cow doesn't give milk, we take milk. LOGIC!
vivekanand mohapatra yeah, we take milk, so why not take its life too to reward our taste buds? This is greater logic, right?
@Harshita Munjal mae lega e tere saamnebeef khayega
@Harshita Munjal listen sister u know I will have whatever meat I want and I kept it li8 by not speaking in English autocorrect fucked it not my issue.
@Harshita Munjal oh ya i just had some nice mutton. Toni8 gonna have chicken. I will have meat nobody can stop me.
@Harshita Munjal even plants have life don't eat plants. Drink water and stay healthy.
"You are in your office through the window you see a cow,, there is a cow how will you cross" at this point I lost it I laughed so much that I was out of breath 😂😂😂👍
That tagline was straight into the feels
Why did the Indian cross the road?
He didn't; there is a cow.
It's still there !?
This is amazing dude....😂😂😂
That was hilarious!
2 years later and it's still there
He’s is trying to reach a destination called progress.
you're on one side of the road, on the other side is progress. And in the middle, there is a cow. 😂 Accurate as HELL.
Samika Mital it doesn't make sense to me,,what does it mean?
I have NEVER laughed watching comedy online before. Smiled, chuckled, smirked. But never laughed until my eyes teared. Thabks Kanan Gill! Love from Malaysia.
The cow line was deeper than I thought, u got yourself a new fan from Malaysia
Love Malaysia from India ❤️
One of the best comedy specials I've seen. Got the prime membership just to see the whole show
On one side of the road is India and the other side is progress and in the middle, there is a cow
Kanan: Worship and escape
loved it.
1:37 when kannan becomes chandler bing 😛
I lost my shit when he said "..you feel some movement". Funny as hell! Keep it coming!
I don't know what is it about this video that I've watched it like a hundred times and every single time I've cracked up laughing till my stomach hurts. Every few days I have to come back and watch it... With the same result. 🤣🤣🤣
The way he said it, “Kanan, don’t make fun of cow. Cow gives milk.” 😂😂. Dead.
This is the first time in a span of almost 6 months that I have laughed so hard 😂😂💓💓💓💓
"You feel a movement. AAH! THERE'S A COW!"
Died laughing. hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Worship cow, escape'. Man, that was ingenious! 😁
I havent laughed this hard in ages! You're awesome xD
wow!! on point cow on one side n progress on another!!! superbbb man!!! salut u!, it is a standup comedy but that point is really true for all of us indians be it any religion n caste! thanks man!!
Gabriel Woods Obvious gabriel is obvious
you are the shit of yourself. pretty strange
Shitception!
Progress doesn't mean that you start ignoring the fall in the no. of livestock over years, because that would be so capitalist.
It's bad that people don't consider the scientific and economic reasons of protecting livestock, they just see it as a political or hindutwa move.
JONs KNOWs yes buddy, as u explained it in a good way n not through a religious point of view, i agree, but i do think that they will be a produce
This is so good I'm still watching it in 2020 with tears of laughter in my eyes.
Sir, I genuinely want to thank you for this amazing stand-up comedy. Today I was feeling very homesick because of recently moving to college but your videos made me laugh so much that I feel so much better. Thank you Kanan Sir!
"so cow don't give us milk"
"we just take it"
It's 2022, we Indians still haven't crossed the road 😂. The cow is still there.
Haha! The tagline for India.... Brilliant analogy kanan... clapped so hard that my dadi woke up! 😂😂 Kudos to you for that line!
always keeping it real!! one can never get bored of kanan gill.
Well..."cow doesn't give milk, we take the milk" really a striking line to be thought over out of concern, amidst those laughs...I really love the way you bring up an issue in a funny manner...✨
I need a 1 hour version of this guy talking about these topics
Literally.. I laughed until water came out of my mouth😂😂🤣🤣
I keep coming back to this because it's still so hilarious!
Same loll😂
"There is a cow" lives in my head rent free
what a start of d day.. first biswa then nishant and now kanan.. wahh mja aa gaya.. 😂😂
Vaibhav Sharma Nishant who?
Naman Pincha nishant tanwar
Vaibhav Sharma Sach me bhai. aaj main exam deke aaya . dekha teeno ke video aaye hain. Mujhe to lagta tha biswa UA-cam pe aayega hi nahi.
it was nishant. biswa, kanan for me.
Watched on amazon Prime, searched the clip on UA-cam to be able to share with friends! Awesome clean comedy! Can watch with parents also!
Brilliant Kannan!! cow joke another level man👿😜!!!!
missing ur pretentious movie reviews though hey u n Kannan should do show in Chennai as well....😀
u and biswa
this is a visual representation of the number of time i've been called a cow for having Nandini as a name
Eye opener!!! "We TAKE milk from the cow!"
Cow in the middle….truly brilliant…😂😂😂😂😁😁😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
luv u Kanan!!. that cow joke!! Amazing man!!!
I'M saving this! Like the most Savage Stand up ever! And the timing couldn't be any better. Kudos!
Its been 2 years and still the tagline works!
It's 2 am and I'm laughing (more like making wierd noises to stay quiet so i dont wake others up) my ass off like a maniac... Love you Kanan 😘
That single statement about cow literally means everything about what's india suffering today
India is not suffering anything on account of cows.. taking land away from other animals and building things on it is not progress.
You are the same people who are fine when they are giving milk but when they can no longer give milk and are left they will roam because animals also have a right to do that
@@Random-ko8vnwow..u r views are awesome bro. Don't have enough time to waste with these kind of stupid arguments.
The only thing suffering is your pea sized brain. Even milk can't cure your lack of dendrons
@budhaddict well evaded 👏
This was hilarious! Loved it. Laughed so hard, disturbed my roommates, lol.
Shit 😂😂😂
This man is a comedic genius
Lol.. On the other side is progress, in the middle is the cow.. How do you cross ?? Hahaha. that was the best line :D
First video I've seen of his. It's so good, I was laughing continuously
Can't stop clapping....you're brilliant😂😂
I absolutely loved the video😍
"You are on one side of the road, on the other side there is progress. But in the middle there is a cow. How do you cross?" Highlight of the video! Couldn't help but clap along.
notification squaad!
Best ever stand up comedy...I almost died laughing😂😂😂😂...You're the best Kanan.
Best Stand Up Special Ever .
I have literally watched this over a million times! Seriously can’t get enough of Kanan!
watching his live show is now my urgent life goal
Yup cow between India and progress... Kanan so ahead of time! The cow is still there!! 😂
Driving school to the political mainstream. That escalated fast.
Whenever I’m in a bad mood or I have too many negative thoughts I ALWAYS watch this video and it never fails to cheer me up! Way to go Kanan!❤️❤️
Also how can we not address how cute you are😂❤️❤️ lots of love💕
This guy makes u laugh without making it vulgar..like many others
..I like his work..am talking abt Karan gill..
This is insane! 😂😂😂 Worship Cow escape😂😂
look there's a cow in the comments section.
How do I cross?
Ushma Asher Option D. Worship cow and escape
+Tyler Durden Nice joke!! How about quoting some real shit from your old testament? That will be read HARDCORE bro!!
Gaay tumhari mata hai toh road pe dikhegi toh ghar le jaake paalo unko. I'm not saying any religion is worse or better. But if you keep the cow at the level of your mother you better help her out yourself when you spot her lying around eating plastic out of the dustbin.
abhishek raj Well there is a reason why it's called "Mythology" 'couse It isn't't real.
This is absolutely brilliant! Especially the one about the cow being between progress. Simply superb!
I was literally drinking milk watching this 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
This is probably the funniest video I've ever seen
I am pretty sure you haven't seen failure 😂😂. It's like...whatever work you do, it's always nice and sometimes even better than the previous one ,be it pmr or improvisers or a movie. Keep entertaining :)
You will always be my comfort ….i was crying my eyes out two mins ago and now im laughing ..I absolutely love you 😂❤️
Why was the standup removed from Amazon Prime? 😔
I don't remember exactly when was the last time I laughed at a UA-cam video so hard!!! I was literally LOL at that India, progress and cow in between joke! Amazing! 😂😂😂
*Keep it Real* is damn good..!!! 💯
luv luvvv luvvvvvvvv it...!!!
😀😀😀
This is your best one Kanan! You rocked it.
Hilarious stand up comedy.. By the way he looks like Arjun kanungo 😍
And I have crush on him too😂😂. Now you said this ... I was already crushing over Kanan and him alot♥️♥️
@@ko_ri1000 same pinch 😆
@@nishthachauhan47 yaa😂♥️♥️
This is one of the best set by kanan. Watched it more that 10 times nd laughed at all the jokes all over again.
Loved it.
Best stand up comedian of India.
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. AN YEAR OF WAITING AND FINALLY
In indian, u r on one side,on other side is Progress- A cow is in between........man that was gr8
(Not pointing at the elephant in the room, we might get arrested by by pointing!)
"The other side is progress" got me 🤣🤣🤣
Kanan you should randomly show up at my school and surprise people. Our school is so lifeless and dull. If you come our lives would have a hint of sunshine and happiness. Please show up at my school💩. Thank u.
Yours truly,
Faithful member of the #kanansqwad
" *There* *is* *a* *cow* " Dead 😂😂😂
Why’s this special not available on Prime India anymore?
You nailed it Man!! Esp. the tagline: “In the middle is the cow”...#Sarcasm👏🏻👏🏻
he is so underrated
?? what
he is not underrated at all
he is one of the best comedians and is very popular in all over india
Chotu Chaiwala kanan is rated just fine.
are there people paid to paste this "underrated" comment under the videos of actors and comedians and singers who are actually really good?
Actually these guys are popular amongst educated
@@rashmicp4356 yes paid
Yea cow actually asks me "Hi, Nandini, I jus checked ur fridge, r u out of milk?" 😜😜😝😝
He made jokes on COW three years back. Abhi banata to iska hashtag bhi ban ho jata.
One of your best man..Gets better every time I watch it..
Your 1hr special is removed from prime? Coz im unable to find your video.
I could go on liking this video forever!!! Too good man this guy! 👏😁😁👏👏
Been 3 years but this is still my favourite comedy routine ever.
Your pauses & comic timing are brilliant!
Kanan Biswa ko bol khana khane ko
Malai Mama Your ID is hilarious
Malai Mama i really cant take you seriously with that pic and id XD
user name of the yearXD
Malai Mama 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Malai Mama damn your username 😂😂
സംഭവം കിടുക്കി... തിമിർത്തു... പൊളിച്ചു...😝🤝
I have seen the entire thing on Amazon prime, it's too funny. Check it out.
I have seen your stand up special 20 times!! Loved it!!
Crossing roads in Bangalore scares the living shit out of me 😑
Is there always a cow? Does a cow follow you around?
Ratul Majumder ..they follows you home
Ratul Majumder Honestly, I follow the cow. It can cross road better than me 😰
Its 2am and I cried laughing at this video 😂 I can't 😂😂😂