Kanan Gill - Driving School and Cows - Keep It Real

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  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 роки тому +523

    Indian tourism tagline
    "India: There is a cow"

    • @Messi10947
      @Messi10947 4 роки тому +7

      Hahaha this is good, he should use it

  • @prabhasghai6680
    @prabhasghai6680 7 років тому +472

    Cow : "Hi, I am Nandini....." well written..

    • @nandinihansini33
      @nandinihansini33 4 роки тому +26

      I don't know how to feel about that 😅

    • @nandiniraja8665
      @nandiniraja8665 4 роки тому +8

      @@nandinihansini33 i understand!

    • @yazee08
      @yazee08 3 роки тому +4

      Gahahahaha! that's so funnyyyyy! I mean the joke and the replyys

    • @Nandinibali13
      @Nandinibali13 3 роки тому +2

      You are not alone... I'm Nandini too😂😂

  • @ektasaikia7153
    @ektasaikia7153 7 років тому +4842

    You are on one side of the road and on the other side is progress and there's a cow in the middle 😂😂😂 brilliant!

    • @solty3928
      @solty3928 7 років тому +121

      yeah that was the best one, It really means so much.

    • @anonxyz890
      @anonxyz890 7 років тому +43

      peace gamer can you say the same about Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam? he was a Muslim

    • @dheeraj5195
      @dheeraj5195 7 років тому +18

      +Anish Kapuskar Can you say the same about the cow whose milk you and your children drink everyday?

    • @ektasaikia7153
      @ektasaikia7153 7 років тому +35

      Guys, how did genocide come into the discussion?! 😅 just chill

    • @pandugeet
      @pandugeet 7 років тому +21

      Dheeraj Pandey most stupid argument

  • @tanwiasajeed4035
    @tanwiasajeed4035 5 років тому +1734

    The more I look at Kannan the more I see Jake Peralta's face. Like Indian Andy Samberg

  • @hri-shi184
    @hri-shi184 4 роки тому +137

    "Worship cow and escape"
    That just cracked me up😂😂

  • @ushmaasher
    @ushmaasher 7 років тому +2200

    This has to be Kanan's best stand up so far!

  • @lisplaydotcom1472
    @lisplaydotcom1472 7 років тому +2398

    I'm watching this on my laptop but still started clapping when he said - You are on one side of the road, on the other side there is progress. But in the middle there is a cow. How do you cross?

    • @faizaanhashir545
      @faizaanhashir545 7 років тому +5

      same here

    • @akhileshsuresh4933
      @akhileshsuresh4933 7 років тому +2

      Lisplay dot com matlab?

    • @lisplaydotcom1472
      @lisplaydotcom1472 7 років тому +15

      +Akhilesh Suresh Matlab ye ki hamare desh k progress m cow-bhakto ne bahut panga kar rakha h.

    • @Kaiku1995
      @Kaiku1995 7 років тому +8

      Lisplay dot com sir i think the term is 'gaurakshak' not gau bhakt.

    • @lisplaydotcom1472
      @lisplaydotcom1472 7 років тому +1

      +Pranav Kaikini Oh yeah that's the term... didn't come to mind when I was replying.

  • @parkchimchimstolemyheart
    @parkchimchimstolemyheart 7 років тому +864

    Watched the whole show on Prime, and came back to watch this here!!! you can't have too much of Kanan!!!

    • @shainazara1937
      @shainazara1937 7 років тому +6

      ParkChimChimstolemyheart An ARMY!! I always watch this when I need a good laugh😂

    • @Anayaah421
      @Anayaah421 6 років тому +3

      Armyyyy!!!

  • @notnewnaveen
    @notnewnaveen 7 років тому +767

    0:34 I looked away for a moment and i thought it was Biswa talking

  • @vivekanandmohapatra1815
    @vivekanandmohapatra1815 7 років тому +491

    haha!, cow doesn't give milk, we take milk. LOGIC!

    • @SrisannidhiCM
      @SrisannidhiCM 6 років тому +15

      vivekanand mohapatra yeah, we take milk, so why not take its life too to reward our taste buds? This is greater logic, right?

    • @agnijodutta1771
      @agnijodutta1771 4 роки тому

      @Harshita Munjal mae lega e tere saamnebeef khayega

    • @agnijodutta1771
      @agnijodutta1771 4 роки тому +1

      @Harshita Munjal listen sister u know I will have whatever meat I want and I kept it li8 by not speaking in English autocorrect fucked it not my issue.

    • @agnijodutta1771
      @agnijodutta1771 4 роки тому +1

      @Harshita Munjal oh ya i just had some nice mutton. Toni8 gonna have chicken. I will have meat nobody can stop me.

    • @agnijodutta1771
      @agnijodutta1771 4 роки тому +2

      @Harshita Munjal even plants have life don't eat plants. Drink water and stay healthy.

  • @stillwithu_V
    @stillwithu_V 5 років тому +64

    "You are in your office through the window you see a cow,, there is a cow how will you cross" at this point I lost it I laughed so much that I was out of breath 😂😂😂👍

  • @mohittakhtani790
    @mohittakhtani790 7 років тому +516

    That tagline was straight into the feels

  • @PossiblyDuck
    @PossiblyDuck 7 років тому +3447

    Why did the Indian cross the road?
    He didn't; there is a cow.

  • @samikamital6106
    @samikamital6106 7 років тому +308

    you're on one side of the road, on the other side is progress. And in the middle, there is a cow. 😂 Accurate as HELL.

  • @shobhaj28
    @shobhaj28 7 років тому +15

    I have NEVER laughed watching comedy online before. Smiled, chuckled, smirked. But never laughed until my eyes teared. Thabks Kanan Gill! Love from Malaysia.

  • @belindakaut6212
    @belindakaut6212 3 роки тому +33

    The cow line was deeper than I thought, u got yourself a new fan from Malaysia

    • @babla69420
      @babla69420 3 роки тому +4

      Love Malaysia from India ❤️

  • @SandmanDeltaForce1
    @SandmanDeltaForce1 7 років тому +129

    One of the best comedy specials I've seen. Got the prime membership just to see the whole show

  • @CannotThinkOfAHandleRn
    @CannotThinkOfAHandleRn 4 роки тому +5

    On one side of the road is India and the other side is progress and in the middle, there is a cow
    Kanan: Worship and escape
    loved it.

  • @DS-tz1jt
    @DS-tz1jt 7 років тому +16

    1:37 when kannan becomes chandler bing 😛

  • @msmeowmix
    @msmeowmix 7 років тому +1

    I lost my shit when he said "..you feel some movement". Funny as hell! Keep it coming!

  • @kartikthakoor
    @kartikthakoor 2 роки тому +3

    I don't know what is it about this video that I've watched it like a hundred times and every single time I've cracked up laughing till my stomach hurts. Every few days I have to come back and watch it... With the same result. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tarika.s
    @tarika.s 5 років тому +1

    The way he said it, “Kanan, don’t make fun of cow. Cow gives milk.” 😂😂. Dead.

  • @vedashreeharshe7845
    @vedashreeharshe7845 4 роки тому +10

    This is the first time in a span of almost 6 months that I have laughed so hard 😂😂💓💓💓💓

  • @varunaditya7690
    @varunaditya7690 7 років тому +1

    "You feel a movement. AAH! THERE'S A COW!"
    Died laughing. hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abhimanyu007
    @abhimanyu007 7 років тому +3

    'Worship cow, escape'. Man, that was ingenious! 😁

  • @herahavewala7560
    @herahavewala7560 7 років тому +9

    I havent laughed this hard in ages! You're awesome xD

  • @gabrielwoods3871
    @gabrielwoods3871 7 років тому +587

    wow!! on point cow on one side n progress on another!!! superbbb man!!! salut u!, it is a standup comedy but that point is really true for all of us indians be it any religion n caste! thanks man!!

    • @Raj_2904
      @Raj_2904 7 років тому +8

      Gabriel Woods Obvious gabriel is obvious

    • @satishdwivedi3053
      @satishdwivedi3053 7 років тому +1

      you are the shit of yourself. pretty strange

    • @salmandaw123
      @salmandaw123 7 років тому +1

      Shitception!

    • @jonsnow700
      @jonsnow700 7 років тому +9

      Progress doesn't mean that you start ignoring the fall in the no. of livestock over years, because that would be so capitalist.
      It's bad that people don't consider the scientific and economic reasons of protecting livestock, they just see it as a political or hindutwa move.

    • @gabrielwoods3871
      @gabrielwoods3871 7 років тому +1

      JONs KNOWs yes buddy, as u explained it in a good way n not through a religious point of view, i agree, but i do think that they will be a produce

  • @Era3662
    @Era3662 4 роки тому +4

    This is so good I'm still watching it in 2020 with tears of laughter in my eyes.

  • @ritikaadhikari3886
    @ritikaadhikari3886 2 роки тому +4

    Sir, I genuinely want to thank you for this amazing stand-up comedy. Today I was feeling very homesick because of recently moving to college but your videos made me laugh so much that I feel so much better. Thank you Kanan Sir!

  • @brucewayne887
    @brucewayne887 2 роки тому +2

    "so cow don't give us milk"
    "we just take it"

  • @Singh.Saab94
    @Singh.Saab94 2 роки тому +3

    It's 2022, we Indians still haven't crossed the road 😂. The cow is still there.

  • @shwetamayekar1863
    @shwetamayekar1863 7 років тому +2

    Haha! The tagline for India.... Brilliant analogy kanan... clapped so hard that my dadi woke up! 😂😂 Kudos to you for that line!

  • @shubhamverma-hw6qi
    @shubhamverma-hw6qi 7 років тому +4

    always keeping it real!! one can never get bored of kanan gill.

  • @shikhahaldar5098
    @shikhahaldar5098 4 роки тому

    Well..."cow doesn't give milk, we take the milk" really a striking line to be thought over out of concern, amidst those laughs...I really love the way you bring up an issue in a funny manner...✨

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 7 років тому +7

    I need a 1 hour version of this guy talking about these topics

  • @usharanidash2831
    @usharanidash2831 Рік тому +1

    Literally.. I laughed until water came out of my mouth😂😂🤣🤣

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +5

    I keep coming back to this because it's still so hilarious!

  • @anysha1083
    @anysha1083 3 роки тому +1

    "There is a cow" lives in my head rent free

  • @vaibhavsharma2632
    @vaibhavsharma2632 7 років тому +60

    what a start of d day.. first biswa then nishant and now kanan.. wahh mja aa gaya.. 😂😂

    • @namanpincha1067
      @namanpincha1067 7 років тому +4

      Vaibhav Sharma Nishant who?

    • @naveenverma8800
      @naveenverma8800 7 років тому +1

      Naman Pincha nishant tanwar

    • @whocares4u
      @whocares4u 7 років тому +1

      Vaibhav Sharma Sach me bhai. aaj main exam deke aaya . dekha teeno ke video aaye hain. Mujhe to lagta tha biswa UA-cam pe aayega hi nahi.

    • @janmajitz
      @janmajitz 7 років тому

      it was nishant. biswa, kanan for me.

  • @Anonymity680
    @Anonymity680 5 років тому +1

    Watched on amazon Prime, searched the clip on UA-cam to be able to share with friends! Awesome clean comedy! Can watch with parents also!

  • @shreyak450
    @shreyak450 7 років тому +23

    Brilliant Kannan!! cow joke another level man👿😜!!!!
    missing ur pretentious movie reviews though hey u n Kannan should do show in Chennai as well....😀

  • @highkeyshivasimp5263
    @highkeyshivasimp5263 3 роки тому +2

    this is a visual representation of the number of time i've been called a cow for having Nandini as a name

  • @ruthtryphosa
    @ruthtryphosa 6 років тому +5

    Eye opener!!! "We TAKE milk from the cow!"

  • @mirzatashbee5844
    @mirzatashbee5844 3 роки тому +1

    Cow in the middle….truly brilliant…😂😂😂😂😁😁😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @somitasthana529
    @somitasthana529 7 років тому +93

    luv u Kanan!!. that cow joke!! Amazing man!!!

  • @riyaaariwala2909
    @riyaaariwala2909 7 років тому

    I'M saving this! Like the most Savage Stand up ever! And the timing couldn't be any better. Kudos!

  • @anishdhawan8321
    @anishdhawan8321 5 років тому +3

    Its been 2 years and still the tagline works!

  • @manasiphanse3032
    @manasiphanse3032 7 років тому +1

    It's 2 am and I'm laughing (more like making wierd noises to stay quiet so i dont wake others up) my ass off like a maniac... Love you Kanan 😘

  • @budhaddict
    @budhaddict 3 роки тому +103

    That single statement about cow literally means everything about what's india suffering today

    • @Random-ko8vn
      @Random-ko8vn 2 роки тому +4

      India is not suffering anything on account of cows.. taking land away from other animals and building things on it is not progress.
      You are the same people who are fine when they are giving milk but when they can no longer give milk and are left they will roam because animals also have a right to do that

    • @budhaddict
      @budhaddict 2 роки тому +1

      @@Random-ko8vnwow..u r views are awesome bro. Don't have enough time to waste with these kind of stupid arguments.

    • @kunalbose5285
      @kunalbose5285 Рік тому

      The only thing suffering is your pea sized brain. Even milk can't cure your lack of dendrons

    • @JV-ut4fi
      @JV-ut4fi Рік тому

      ​@budhaddict well evaded 👏

  • @jesalpandya7047
    @jesalpandya7047 7 років тому +1

    This was hilarious! Loved it. Laughed so hard, disturbed my roommates, lol.

  • @lohitdeva4254
    @lohitdeva4254 7 років тому +17

    Shit 😂😂😂
    This man is a comedic genius

  • @YoshitaASharma
    @YoshitaASharma 7 років тому

    Lol.. On the other side is progress, in the middle is the cow.. How do you cross ?? Hahaha. that was the best line :D

  • @stashatstake
    @stashatstake 6 років тому +3

    First video I've seen of his. It's so good, I was laughing continuously

  • @mariashaikh3262
    @mariashaikh3262 4 роки тому +1

    Can't stop clapping....you're brilliant😂😂

  • @vartikapant8011
    @vartikapant8011 7 років тому +10

    I absolutely loved the video😍

  • @tashimohan9433
    @tashimohan9433 7 років тому +1

    "You are on one side of the road, on the other side there is progress. But in the middle there is a cow. How do you cross?" Highlight of the video! Couldn't help but clap along.

  • @alphabeta5465
    @alphabeta5465 7 років тому +167

    notification squaad!

  • @shnehaprasad974
    @shnehaprasad974 7 років тому +1

    Best ever stand up comedy...I almost died laughing😂😂😂😂...You're the best Kanan.

  • @anandmenon7554
    @anandmenon7554 7 років тому +3

    Best Stand Up Special Ever .

  • @bshanayachowdhury4965
    @bshanayachowdhury4965 5 років тому +1

    I have literally watched this over a million times! Seriously can’t get enough of Kanan!

  • @saloni2183
    @saloni2183 7 років тому +4

    watching his live show is now my urgent life goal

  • @Tp_Sv
    @Tp_Sv 4 роки тому +1

    Yup cow between India and progress... Kanan so ahead of time! The cow is still there!! 😂

  • @banshee6969
    @banshee6969 4 роки тому +17

    Driving school to the political mainstream. That escalated fast.

  • @mehakdhand
    @mehakdhand 7 років тому +1

    Whenever I’m in a bad mood or I have too many negative thoughts I ALWAYS watch this video and it never fails to cheer me up! Way to go Kanan!❤️❤️
    Also how can we not address how cute you are😂❤️❤️ lots of love💕

  • @shikhabahadur7206
    @shikhabahadur7206 7 років тому +3

    This guy makes u laugh without making it vulgar..like many others
    ..I like his work..am talking abt Karan gill..

  • @bhaktivilankar8877
    @bhaktivilankar8877 7 років тому

    This is insane! 😂😂😂 Worship Cow escape😂😂

  • @darkfireblast2651
    @darkfireblast2651 7 років тому +191

    look there's a cow in the comments section.

    • @ushmaasher
      @ushmaasher 7 років тому +32

      How do I cross?

    • @niharikamarella3133
      @niharikamarella3133 7 років тому +21

      Ushma Asher Option D. Worship cow and escape

    • @dheeraj5195
      @dheeraj5195 7 років тому +4

      +Tyler Durden Nice joke!! How about quoting some real shit from your old testament? That will be read HARDCORE bro!!

    • @IamRanJos
      @IamRanJos 7 років тому +8

      Gaay tumhari mata hai toh road pe dikhegi toh ghar le jaake paalo unko. I'm not saying any religion is worse or better. But if you keep the cow at the level of your mother you better help her out yourself when you spot her lying around eating plastic out of the dustbin.

    • @summaiyaamir5709
      @summaiyaamir5709 7 років тому +5

      abhishek raj Well there is a reason why it's called "Mythology" 'couse It isn't't real.

  • @ayanpal1
    @ayanpal1 7 років тому

    This is absolutely brilliant! Especially the one about the cow being between progress. Simply superb!

  • @manviparmar8048
    @manviparmar8048 4 роки тому +8

    I was literally drinking milk watching this 🤣

  • @Vaicom18movies
    @Vaicom18movies Рік тому +1

    This is probably the funniest video I've ever seen

  • @juhikushwah7003
    @juhikushwah7003 7 років тому +3

    I am pretty sure you haven't seen failure 😂😂. It's like...whatever work you do, it's always nice and sometimes even better than the previous one ,be it pmr or improvisers or a movie. Keep entertaining :)

  • @amyraasriv886
    @amyraasriv886 Рік тому

    You will always be my comfort ….i was crying my eyes out two mins ago and now im laughing ..I absolutely love you 😂❤️

  • @rishabhshah1499
    @rishabhshah1499 3 роки тому +7

    Why was the standup removed from Amazon Prime? 😔

  • @NitikaMittal25
    @NitikaMittal25 7 років тому

    I don't remember exactly when was the last time I laughed at a UA-cam video so hard!!! I was literally LOL at that India, progress and cow in between joke! Amazing! 😂😂😂

  • @samarsaiyed7250
    @samarsaiyed7250 7 років тому +87

    *Keep it Real* is damn good..!!! 💯
    luv luvvv luvvvvvvvv it...!!!
    😀😀😀

  • @mstania46
    @mstania46 7 років тому

    This is your best one Kanan! You rocked it.

  • @nishthachauhan47
    @nishthachauhan47 5 років тому +6

    Hilarious stand up comedy.. By the way he looks like Arjun kanungo 😍

    • @ko_ri1000
      @ko_ri1000 4 роки тому +1

      And I have crush on him too😂😂. Now you said this ... I was already crushing over Kanan and him alot♥️♥️

    • @nishthachauhan47
      @nishthachauhan47 4 роки тому +1

      @@ko_ri1000 same pinch 😆

    • @ko_ri1000
      @ko_ri1000 4 роки тому

      @@nishthachauhan47 yaa😂♥️♥️

  • @shwetakesarwani6462
    @shwetakesarwani6462 7 років тому

    This is one of the best set by kanan. Watched it more that 10 times nd laughed at all the jokes all over again.
    Loved it.

  • @sreejas3503
    @sreejas3503 3 роки тому +3

    Best stand up comedian of India.

  • @fasa29
    @fasa29 7 років тому

    I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. AN YEAR OF WAITING AND FINALLY

  • @krushnakadu2866
    @krushnakadu2866 4 роки тому +4

    In indian, u r on one side,on other side is Progress- A cow is in between........man that was gr8
    (Not pointing at the elephant in the room, we might get arrested by by pointing!)

  • @HarHar_hariOm
    @HarHar_hariOm 6 років тому +1

    "The other side is progress" got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KakashiHatake-mh3lv
    @KakashiHatake-mh3lv 7 років тому +42

    Kanan you should randomly show up at my school and surprise people. Our school is so lifeless and dull. If you come our lives would have a hint of sunshine and happiness. Please show up at my school💩. Thank u.
    Yours truly,
    Faithful member of the #kanansqwad

  • @srivathsonsam406
    @srivathsonsam406 5 років тому +2

    " *There* *is* *a* *cow* " Dead 😂😂😂

  • @jashandeepkaur123
    @jashandeepkaur123 2 роки тому +3

    Why’s this special not available on Prime India anymore?

  • @sarthakjain4159
    @sarthakjain4159 6 років тому +1

    You nailed it Man!! Esp. the tagline: “In the middle is the cow”...#Sarcasm👏🏻👏🏻

  • @cheb7321
    @cheb7321 7 років тому +41

    he is so underrated

    • @shashanktomar7670
      @shashanktomar7670 7 років тому

      ?? what
      he is not underrated at all
      he is one of the best comedians and is very popular in all over india

    • @rashmicp4356
      @rashmicp4356 6 років тому

      Chotu Chaiwala kanan is rated just fine.
      are there people paid to paste this "underrated" comment under the videos of actors and comedians and singers who are actually really good?

    • @ashwatson7097
      @ashwatson7097 4 роки тому

      Actually these guys are popular amongst educated

    • @cheb7321
      @cheb7321 4 роки тому

      @@rashmicp4356 yes paid

  • @nandininaidu5383
    @nandininaidu5383 5 років тому

    Yea cow actually asks me "Hi, Nandini, I jus checked ur fridge, r u out of milk?" 😜😜😝😝

  • @Oneflyingmonkey
    @Oneflyingmonkey 3 роки тому +3

    He made jokes on COW three years back. Abhi banata to iska hashtag bhi ban ho jata.

  • @rahuldeb3223
    @rahuldeb3223 6 років тому

    One of your best man..Gets better every time I watch it..

  • @bibektraveller1406
    @bibektraveller1406 3 роки тому +3

    Your 1hr special is removed from prime? Coz im unable to find your video.

  • @ambreenkhanum9322
    @ambreenkhanum9322 4 роки тому +1

    I could go on liking this video forever!!! Too good man this guy! 👏😁😁👏👏

  • @rainaghosh8363
    @rainaghosh8363 4 роки тому +3

    Been 3 years but this is still my favourite comedy routine ever.

  • @akriti_1
    @akriti_1 5 років тому

    Your pauses & comic timing are brilliant!

  • @malaimama4325
    @malaimama4325 7 років тому +752

    Kanan Biswa ko bol khana khane ko

    • @MilindP
      @MilindP 7 років тому +25

      Malai Mama Your ID is hilarious

    • @vidhitiwari21
      @vidhitiwari21 7 років тому +23

      Malai Mama i really cant take you seriously with that pic and id XD

    • @ujj4w4l
      @ujj4w4l 7 років тому +14

      user name of the yearXD

    • @yas5819
      @yas5819 7 років тому +5

      Malai Mama 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PrakritiPandey0208
      @PrakritiPandey0208 7 років тому +19

      Malai Mama damn your username 😂😂

  • @sarath3448
    @sarath3448 4 роки тому +1

    സംഭവം കിടുക്കി... തിമിർത്തു... പൊളിച്ചു...😝🤝

  • @krnlp1212
    @krnlp1212 7 років тому +4

    I have seen the entire thing on Amazon prime, it's too funny. Check it out.

  • @abhisheksai1460
    @abhisheksai1460 7 років тому

    I have seen your stand up special 20 times!! Loved it!!

  • @vibhab191
    @vibhab191 7 років тому +25

    Crossing roads in Bangalore scares the living shit out of me 😑

    • @ratulmajumder7338
      @ratulmajumder7338 7 років тому +5

      Is there always a cow? Does a cow follow you around?

    • @lungairongmei9859
      @lungairongmei9859 7 років тому +1

      Ratul Majumder ..they follows you home

    • @vibhab191
      @vibhab191 7 років тому +6

      Ratul Majumder Honestly, I follow the cow. It can cross road better than me 😰

  • @nithyahaha
    @nithyahaha 5 років тому +1

    Its 2am and I cried laughing at this video 😂 I can't 😂😂😂