"A black man would never dream of talking to the police while they're high" "Its a waste of weed" "Im serious" Spot on. The minute the spotlight is shined in my face, my high is GONE.
This joke just happened today. In Dallas Texas. A female cops actually went into someone else’s apartment thinking it was hers an killed some black guy living there....worst part is she called it in and they still let her go for 3 days before arresting her for manslaughter.....fucking crazy.
Black people should just take their passports and come back to Africa. And these people say crap about Mexicans and other races, such hypocrisy sickens me.
"What is it that you wanted me to reconcile myself to? I was born here more than 60 years ago. I'm not going to live another 60 years. You always told me that it's going to take time. It’s taken my father’s time, my mother’s time, my uncle’s time, my brothers’ and my sisters’ time, my nieces and my nephew's time. How much time do you want for your progress?" - James Baldwin
Dave being a comical genius as always, i hope he makes a comeback onto the scene. That part "I've seen this before when i was a rookie... he broke in & put up pictures of his family here." ^_^
No shit, I got pulled over going home from a bar for making an illegal left turn, fuckin wasted. Cop came to my window and asked why i made the turn, straight up told him i didn't know i couldn't take that turn. Looked me dead in the eye and told me to have a good night and be safe hahaha. Definitely should've went to jail that night.
TheOldOne I totally agree man, this was ages ago in my dumb party days. I don't even drink anymore anyways but it's definitely not cool and one could easily ruin or take someone's life doing it. Besides the whole making light of the whole drunk driving thing, it is a pretty funny story though.
I laughed at the joke about calling the police for a home invasion and having the homeowner get killed by the police but it legit happened to a store owner who called the cops when he was being robbed. Store owner got killed by the police. Guess what pigmentation his skin was ?
You have to admit, Dave Chappelle knew this would be replayed for the future generations to see..this will make sure that people can continue to hear the truth even in comedy
I saw this video (again) like 3 weeks ago and would not have dreamed that it becomes so relevant again. Sending my thoughts and prayers from germany to everyone in the USA and around the world who is fighting this fight peacefully. Don't give up and rise above hate and inequality!
APOYS wrote a whole page on police brutality as a part of an senior editor project I have to preform this in front of old white people so lord knows if my speech will go well
All good jokes contain truth to them....I love this bit by Chappelle, but it's so sad to have these acts of police brutality constantly happen all these years.
It isn't true though, it's a bald-faced lie. Blacks are killing each other at 4-5 times the rate of whites and deaths by cop are rare, but you're telling me that blacks are fearful of cops? Give me a break.
I'm white, never had any trouble with the law, and I'm still terrified of cop cars being behind my car when I'm driving. My wife is a cop and still, no thanks man.
+Young Blood the long arm of the law! complete with velcro, hooks, and push-buttons for added grip and less of a chance for the strap on coming un-done while you are scarring your husband for life night-in-and-day-out.
+Sha Boi he was shot by police after his hands were up and he was walking towards his car. It wasn't justified and I hope the officers get convicted for murder.
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"Well nigga sometimes you gotta race" Still one of my favourite lines from any comedy show
lls kill
Ballin Too It's race.
Ballin Too It's at 4:56, "sometimes ya gotta race"
I was about To post that Line but i can see Im not THE only one
"Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here" I'm so done 😭
lol
More relevant now than ever.
V.A. D-R Conspiracy theories
This shit was ALWAYS relevant.
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"Apparently he put up pictures of his family here." Oh my gosh!
Botham Jean
To think this was really a prophecy.
@@mrs.albertcamus7930 Not a prophecy, he was only speaking on how things had been up to the time of this Unfortunately, it still applies today.
"A black man would never dream of talking to the police while they're high"
"Its a waste of weed"
"Im serious"
Spot on. The minute the spotlight is shined in my face, my high is GONE.
not only that they think your stupid because your high
how about you just don't get high?
Mike Warren Because I'm a adult thats sees how fucking stupid it is I'm not legally allowed to smoke weed.
***** Thanks for your insightful opinion, but its sad you couldn't express that opinion without insults and name calling.
Mike Warren How about you mind your own business and let people smoke whatever they want?
This joke just happened today. In Dallas Texas. A female cops actually went into someone else’s apartment thinking it was hers an killed some black guy living there....worst part is she called it in and they still let her go for 3 days before arresting her for manslaughter.....fucking crazy.
Dildo Swaggins and then they sprinkled some weed on him.
And then sprinkled less than a half ounce of weed on him.
i fuking saw that
They want to charge her with man slaughter when she clearly intended to shoot him, she should be tried for murder
Black people should just take their passports and come back to Africa. And these people say crap about Mexicans and other races, such hypocrisy sickens me.
His white VOICE IS LETHAL!!!! LMAOO
This video is 10 years old, but he could've done this but in 2020 and it would still be as relevant, as true and as disgustingly funny.
The standup took place in 2000. 20 years ago
we grew up on daves griot
life bless this man
It's 20 years old it was just posted ten years ago
Let's hope it won't be relevant 10 years from now.
*Inhales* "well nigguh sometimes you gotta race I dunno"
His white man voice is so spot on
Yea the best ever
dudes hilarious
+Josiah Townsend I'm white, and i really wish i could do a white man voice as well as he does.
+I Died To Gromp lol
Truth Hurts I'd love to hear it in person but I'd doubt you'd have the balls. These trump supports are getting bold y'all.
If only the election wasn't a choice between a political crook and a business crook
Nigga don't do that! That's 5 to 10!
"Apparently this man broke in and hung pictures of his family everywhere..."
Fuckin' priceless!
one of the funniest and smartest comedians ever in my opinion
The King was Richard Pryor, then Dave !
TISH who gives a fuck
FACT.
Spot on
This might just be the best skit ever performed.
United States of Embarrassment Yess
Skittle de dittle
Well nigga some time you gotta race.
2020 this is still relevant. America has never changed
And never will. At least in our lifetime
EXACTLY
"What is it that you wanted me to reconcile myself to? I was born here more than 60 years ago. I'm not going to live another 60 years. You always told me that it's going to take time.
It’s taken my father’s time, my mother’s time, my uncle’s time, my brothers’ and my sisters’ time, my nieces and my nephew's time. How much time do you want for your progress?" - James Baldwin
Nothing's changed!! 🤦🏾♂️
@@dafty9159 13/52
7:56 : Wow, Dave totally called it. Horrible what happened to Botham Shem Jean.
"take it easyyy, you're on third Street"
"we're not gonna take it" lmao😂😂😂
Don't do that! That's five to ten!
Dave at his absolute best.
True. When was this "Killing them softly"? What year?
Mike Hamilton I think 2000
02
He’s still at his best
Chip sounds like a good time!
I know right!? Lol
i die every time at his vocal impersonation of white people
I wanna meet Chip and hang out with him.
***** whoever he is, I am dying to meet this fellow.
It's Jim Breuer
Dave being a comical genius as always, i hope he makes a comeback onto the scene. That part "I've seen this before when i was a rookie... he broke in & put up pictures of his family here." ^_^
"nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack." hahahaha
Old Black Man pops out of Nowhere ''NIGGA don't do that, that's 5 to10" LOL
No shit, I got pulled over going home from a bar for making an illegal left turn, fuckin wasted. Cop came to my window and asked why i made the turn, straight up told him i didn't know i couldn't take that turn. Looked me dead in the eye and told me to have a good night and be safe hahaha. Definitely should've went to jail that night.
TheOldOne I totally agree man, this was ages ago in my dumb party days. I don't even drink anymore anyways but it's definitely not cool and one could easily ruin or take someone's life doing it. Besides the whole making light of the whole drunk driving thing, it is a pretty funny story though.
Always funny when you can laugh about drunk driving and getting pulled over and get away with it, especially after breaking the law. Haha. Real funny.
Alcsaar0 It is funny. He even admitted that he should've gone to jail had the police officer caught on that he was drunk
Agree, you should've gone, "Because you DID know you couldn't do that! Hmmhmhahahaha!!"
Well done for being born not black
"The other car didnt even know we were racing" lmfao
Chip no!!
You are a dumb dumb. And so is the 47 people that liked it.
It's sad that the subject matter is still relevant, isn't it?
Crazy that 15 years later cops are killing black kids in the streets...
*****
They should've spread their butt cheeks and lifted their sacks.
And Americans preach the most about "freedom and democracy" and they themselves live in the core of an undemocratic and enslaved society
John Doe More so.
#crimingwhilewhite
It's sad when they deserve it but people get mad because the "victim" was black, isn't it?
Shit sounds like he made it this year smh
word
"Close your butt
cheeks! Just relax.." lmao
"we're not gonna take it"
I actually wanted him to continue singing it
I love this guy
I laughed at the joke about calling the police for a home invasion and having the homeowner get killed by the police but it legit happened to a store owner who called the cops when he was being robbed. Store owner got killed by the police. Guess what pigmentation his skin was ?
Don't forget Bothom Jean.
In the end they cheer on the Beast..
13/52.
It's almost like there's a reason for it.
white?
Man, he was only 27 when he taped this! That's nuts.
I love how Chip can be drunk, or high, yet he is as calm as calm can be :P
The UA-cam algorithm is pretty funny recommending this.
"He's still here!"
I think him hitting the mic stand made that 100X more funny. LMAO!
"lets sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here" :'''')
You have to admit, Dave Chappelle knew this would be replayed for the future generations to see..this will make sure that people can continue to hear the truth even in comedy
"Nigga that 5-10!!!"
we miss you bud
8:20 - Dallas, 2018. They just sprinkled weed instead.
O damn. Dallas cop took this too seriously
I saw this video (again) like 3 weeks ago and would not have dreamed that it becomes so relevant again. Sending my thoughts and prayers from germany to everyone in the USA and around the world who is fighting this fight peacefully. Don't give up and rise above hate and inequality!
A cop entered a black man's home and thought he broke into hers. She shot him.
Now their sprinkling the crack smh
Sad that it’s no longer just a joke.
Sad it's a truth that has finally been publicized
APOYS black at it again.
APOYS wrote a whole page on police brutality as a part of an senior editor project I have to preform this in front of old white people so lord knows if my speech will go well
*puff**puff*" wel nigga sometimes ya gotta race idk.." LMFAO!
This hits different in 2020
16 years and counting and this is as relevant as ever...
13/52
To this day
Well, most black people look sus tbh
Never gets old! The best
It's 2020, still relevant. #yang2024
Yang gang till infinity
As timely as ever. This was in 2000. It's still happening.
All good jokes contain truth to them....I love this bit by Chappelle, but it's so sad to have these acts of police brutality constantly happen all these years.
Kevin Willis Tell that to Botham Jeam.
@Kevin Willis botham Jean would disagree but....hes dead.
Kevin Willis George Floyd died for no crime.
It isn't true though, it's a bald-faced lie.
Blacks are killing each other at 4-5 times the rate of whites and deaths by cop are rare, but you're telling me that blacks are fearful of cops? Give me a break.
Well, most black people look suspicious tbh. But yeah police brutality is bad indeed
Bro, just visualizing the race is hilarious. He said " the other car didn't even know they were racing" 😂😂😂💀💀
I love when he hits the microphone stand so much
2017 and still relatable
"I don't wanna leave no mysteries"
His 'white guy' laugh!
DEAD.
2020
Dave you are the G.O.A.T. Of comedy
2020 still so relevant
Love Chip's "Excuse mmeeeee"!
We'll Never Stop.....Love n' U Dave
his voice and the way he talks and explaisn is hella funny i love dave hahahah!
funniest man of all time in my opinion
If ALL TIME
I'm white, never had any trouble with the law, and I'm still terrified of cop cars being behind my car when I'm driving. My wife is a cop and still, no thanks man.
+Young Blood the long arm of the law! complete with velcro, hooks, and push-buttons for added grip and less of a chance for the strap on coming un-done while you are scarring your husband for life night-in-and-day-out.
Sounds like an average Tuesday night.
I've seen this 100 times and yet, I can't turn it off.
LEGEND,
best stand up ever
I was lead here by my extremely hot Philosophy teacher. My professor of philosophy....lead me to Dave Chapelle...
What was your professor talking about?
+kobron1559 Dave Chapelle being a genius
+emoconfusedxoxo sounds about right lol type in "Dave Chappelle San Francisco part 1" Guaranteed you're going to be in pain from laughter
Pics?
Watching this after reading all the sh*t going on in the Dallas Police Department. Chappelle called it. RIP Botham Jean and Joshua Brown
As a white dude I just think Chip is fuckin' nuts. I have a healthy respect for...okay, fear of cops. It is soooo much worse for black people, though.
I'm glad you understand at least lol
The bit starting at 7:40 is reminding me way too much of what that cop in Dallas just did to Botham Jean 😔hopefully she goes away for a long ass time
This video should be blowing up today.
RIP George Flyod 🙏
The greatest
Best ever
Chappelle is now synonymous with genius
i don't wanna leave no mysteries...XD
This is my favorite stand up special of all time.
Priceless
RIP Botham Jean!!
"Don't do that, that's five to ten!"
So awesome!!!
@lolrobin I like how you finished that little lesson with "ain't". Good job.
Spread your cheek and lift your sack😂😂😂
One of the funniest men of all time.
this is soooooooooooo gooooooooooooood!
The goat!!!
Y'all thought that he was only kidding...
"It's funny cuz it's true"
Sometimes the truth is hard to believe but if this was 16 year's ago. Apparently we all need a May issue!
Thank you
come back Dave.. The world needs you..
His joke has become true.
And they sprinkled the crack on the witness
Its black ppl life everyday a comedian's job is to make light and laughs at messed up situations
CHIP
NO
You are a dumb dumb and so is the 12 people that liked this.
this shit still cracks me up. the greatest special of all time
dave chappelle is one of my fav comedian :D
Officer-Spread your cheeks and lift your sack
Dave-huh? Excuse me?
Officer-you heard me! Spread over your cheeks and lift your sack!
😂😂😂😂😂
How many of you are here after Terrence Crutcher?
who?
+Sha Boi he was shot by police after his hands were up and he was walking towards his car. It wasn't justified and I hope the officers get convicted for murder.
Judah Lewis "he was on pcp! I had to use necessary force!"
@Otto Coldbeer That's what literally happened tho. They did him dirty asf
THE KING!!!
"NIGGA DON'T DO THAT THAT'S 5 TO 10!!!" hahaha best part of the video