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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2007
  • Dave talks about how people deal with drugs
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  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife5293 4 роки тому +29861

    Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

    • @MrArjay123
      @MrArjay123 4 роки тому +802

      Jeffums @1:44

    • @darrendabner8436
      @darrendabner8436 4 роки тому +1292

      Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 4 роки тому +789

      Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

    • @macadon041
      @macadon041 4 роки тому +50

      Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 роки тому +452

      TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

  • @emmanuelbalderrama5074
    @emmanuelbalderrama5074 3 роки тому +9131

    "You ain't crisp but you'll function"
    Favorite line 😂😂

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 роки тому +70

      That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 роки тому +4

      @@proud2bpagan
      I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 роки тому +41

      @@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 роки тому +7

      @@proud2bpagan
      Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

    • @aronorenda
      @aronorenda 3 роки тому +52

      @@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

  • @christianhuye9018
    @christianhuye9018 2 роки тому +3144

    I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

    • @Svbr2th
      @Svbr2th 2 роки тому +45

      What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

    • @praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218
      @praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218 2 роки тому +12

      Repent to Jesus Christ!
      “The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.””
      ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭40:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      F

    • @jelanibellamy5218
      @jelanibellamy5218 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

    • @leahwanjiru8557
      @leahwanjiru8557 2 роки тому

      trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

    • @paulkarimi2728
      @paulkarimi2728 2 роки тому

      Same here

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna6852 2 роки тому +311

    He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac909 7 років тому +19831

    This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

    • @jamega4000
      @jamega4000 5 років тому +97

      Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 5 років тому +328

      One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

    • @pinakijana9479
      @pinakijana9479 5 років тому +131

      If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

    • @paparabi2245
      @paparabi2245 5 років тому +70

      He's 1 in 8 billion

    • @nikanzare3099
      @nikanzare3099 5 років тому +24

      One in a million is like.. 8000 people

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 5 років тому +6299

    The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

    • @nicolasredyr7068
      @nicolasredyr7068 4 роки тому +141

      So he's like the avatar of comedy?

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 4 роки тому +4

      nicolas redyr basically

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 4 роки тому +22

      I love Dave to death, but there have been others

    • @rodolfoalvajr5430
      @rodolfoalvajr5430 4 роки тому +11

      You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 4 роки тому +2

      No he's not you fucking dunce

  • @1077jeremy
    @1077jeremy 2 роки тому +2046

    I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre 2 роки тому +72

    “If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

  • @jimbeam3783
    @jimbeam3783 4 роки тому +7521

    He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

    • @RaspySquares
      @RaspySquares 4 роки тому +218

      Right? Audience was too white...

    • @JohnSmith-ki3li
      @JohnSmith-ki3li 4 роки тому +52

      @TheHumanity! oof

    • @thc1859
      @thc1859 4 роки тому +25

      @TheHumanity! ooofff

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 4 роки тому +6

      @TheHumanity! Shit.

    • @meechoe7403
      @meechoe7403 4 роки тому +69

      TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

  • @user-zm8sc1gr4h
    @user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 років тому +4789

    “If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 4 роки тому +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cinnamoomilk
      @cinnamoomilk 4 роки тому +50

      Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

    • @growing.grounds4054
      @growing.grounds4054 4 роки тому +8

      If you late your fucked !

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 роки тому +5

      👌🏽😂

    • @stonerjoe2920
      @stonerjoe2920 4 роки тому +16

      Thanks I was watching this too

  • @supernerdy6612
    @supernerdy6612 2 роки тому +138

    the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

  • @paulredinger5830
    @paulredinger5830 Рік тому +23

    Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

  • @Ray-jg5dj
    @Ray-jg5dj 4 роки тому +10288

    He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 6 років тому +2778

    “Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hriaaata2979
      @hriaaata2979 4 роки тому +14

      i don't understand this reference

    • @jme2266
      @jme2266 4 роки тому +176

      @@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

    • @justinjohnson8987
      @justinjohnson8987 4 роки тому +40

      J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

    • @robsutton1000
      @robsutton1000 4 роки тому +22

      @@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 4 роки тому +1

      I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

  • @Rainmanthereal
    @Rainmanthereal 2 роки тому +20

    "Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!"
    This line just destroyed me!!!
    He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

  • @notsorry5332
    @notsorry5332 Рік тому +37

    I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

    • @JamesSmith-xk1fb
      @JamesSmith-xk1fb Рік тому +3

      Should try a little weed or coke

    • @silewis9396
      @silewis9396 Рік тому +1

      @@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

    • @misterbikerman7888
      @misterbikerman7888 Рік тому

      @@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

    • @GOATMENTATOR
      @GOATMENTATOR Рік тому +3

      @@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

    • @nicolausteslaus
      @nicolausteslaus Рік тому

      @@GOATMENTATOR
      roasted

  • @EyedCrown
    @EyedCrown 4 роки тому +17609

    He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

    • @Adam_Ch739
      @Adam_Ch739 4 роки тому +595

      Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 4 роки тому +50

      😂😅most underrated comment on here!

    • @blockhead420420
      @blockhead420420 4 роки тому +89

      Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

    • @andrewjohnson7158
      @andrewjohnson7158 4 роки тому +10

      U trippin

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 роки тому +71

      Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 8 років тому +3214

    You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

    • @daanm3869
      @daanm3869 5 років тому +5

      wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 років тому +7

      Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 5 років тому +4

      jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 років тому +2

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities.
      I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 років тому

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 ua-cam.com/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/v-deo.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

  • @Drakeawake
    @Drakeawake 2 роки тому +52

    When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 Рік тому +8

    Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN 9 років тому +3428

    "Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

    • @daquanb8949
      @daquanb8949 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @freetube200
      @freetube200 5 років тому +6

      Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

    • @ds7900
      @ds7900 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @markosgallardo207
      @markosgallardo207 5 років тому +2

      Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

    • @seribas
      @seribas 5 років тому +1

      @@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 4 роки тому +5071

    So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @crysjumar1
      @crysjumar1 4 роки тому +198

      right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 4 роки тому +234

      @@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

    • @atlantaitgirl1779
      @atlantaitgirl1779 4 роки тому +16

      sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

    • @ITIonoxide
      @ITIonoxide 4 роки тому +177

      the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

    • @russellstuff-her7017
      @russellstuff-her7017 4 роки тому +181

      @@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

  • @JOHNTOPG
    @JOHNTOPG 2 роки тому +5

    This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

  • @chondominguez6995
    @chondominguez6995 2 роки тому +2

    One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.

  • @DonnieDante
    @DonnieDante 8 років тому +4366

    That was a Clean ass moon walk

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 9 років тому +6439

    Moonwalk was on point!

    • @kadesh111
      @kadesh111 8 років тому +37

      +Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing.
      Preach it.

    • @loulou3t
      @loulou3t 8 років тому +86

      +Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

    • @Traditionalsheep
      @Traditionalsheep 7 років тому +43

      hhahahahahahhahah

    • @nfllore8741
      @nfllore8741 6 років тому +1

      Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

    • @everettdukes86
      @everettdukes86 6 років тому +4

      Hell yea 😂😂😂

  • @DJSupaMonkey
    @DJSupaMonkey 2 роки тому +3

    I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

  • @marcconte3275
    @marcconte3275 Рік тому +8

    i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

  • @user-zm8sc1gr4h
    @user-zm8sc1gr4h 5 років тому +2574

    “Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954
      @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 4 роки тому +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @critiquemytechnique1135
      @critiquemytechnique1135 4 роки тому +130

      This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

    • @eclektik4208
      @eclektik4208 4 роки тому +9

      Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

    • @juanmercado4364
      @juanmercado4364 3 роки тому +2

      Had to like this to change the number 667

    • @BoggleMeBog
      @BoggleMeBog 3 роки тому +5

      Ive had to tell myself something like that while on shrooms 😂

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 7 років тому +8231

    "That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 7 років тому +60

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JP-kr8kq
      @JP-kr8kq 6 років тому +84

      roscoegino the delivery was on point

    • @alexf8314
      @alexf8314 6 років тому +84

      Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

    • @JessicaBelcher
      @JessicaBelcher 6 років тому +40

      Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

    • @englodevan618
      @englodevan618 6 років тому +1

      Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD
      ua-cam.com/video/PzEwmm9vLJ8/v-deo.html

  • @rodrigoribeiro2569
    @rodrigoribeiro2569 8 місяців тому +5

    That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

  • @henrychien1979
    @henrychien1979 6 місяців тому +1

    “took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

  • @JiovanniDaMatrix
    @JiovanniDaMatrix 5 років тому +3510

    That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

    • @meezey
      @meezey 4 роки тому +18

      man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 роки тому +12

      I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому +5

      @@meezey Some Martin shit lol

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 3 роки тому +3

      He's actually walking with a stool haha

    • @seungjupark5966
      @seungjupark5966 3 роки тому +4

      "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
      Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
    @wtfisditvoorbullshit 9 років тому +4757

    I planned my day like it was weed lmao

    • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
      @wtfisditvoorbullshit 7 років тому +447

      Guys, stop liking my comment. After 80 likes it starts getting annoying 😒

    • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
      @wtfisditvoorbullshit 7 років тому +345

      Guys, stop liking my comment. After 300 likes it's really annoying 😒
      And don't like this comment neither

    • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
      @wtfisditvoorbullshit 6 років тому +107

      ***** Then I like you back!

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      @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 6 років тому +24

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    • @AyeimJordan
      @AyeimJordan 6 років тому +7

      wtfisditvoorbullshit jerry has put

  • @martinpye549
    @martinpye549 Рік тому +2

    He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.

  • @guyfromavillage134
    @guyfromavillage134 Рік тому

    the slow progression of time is so real
    conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke
    five minutes of mushrooms is an era

  • @clutchbg9458
    @clutchbg9458 4 роки тому +2761

    Why didnt the crowd go wild when he hit that moonwalk tho??

  • @ihurricane7
    @ihurricane7 8 років тому +3101

    that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 5 років тому +17

      have you not seen michael jackson? loool

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 5 років тому +26

      I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

    • @ahmadking5229
      @ahmadking5229 5 років тому

      1k leggoooo

    • @teunlll
      @teunlll 5 років тому +1

      @@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 5 років тому +2

      @@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

  • @Magravator1671
    @Magravator1671 2 роки тому +1

    He's too funny! The old man running with the walker was pretty epic! 🤣

  • @joycceleste6701
    @joycceleste6701 2 роки тому

    true life is in us love this ima watch this just trying to get through my life thanks to big people like this person thankyou.

  • @barackfofana1117
    @barackfofana1117 9 років тому +864

    i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

    • @jerrybartlett2947
      @jerrybartlett2947 5 років тому +8

      doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

  • @Tipi83
    @Tipi83 7 років тому +356

    Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

  • @johnaddaquay1114
    @johnaddaquay1114 2 роки тому

    Love daves old stuff. Legendary

  • @JihadBunnydick
    @JihadBunnydick 2 роки тому +5

    Love you Dave, you one of the few comedians I ever related with.

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 4 роки тому +1782

    "Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 3 роки тому +4

      Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 3 роки тому +61

      @@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

    • @SPICAL
      @SPICAL 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂
      dark humor at its finest

    • @its_just_roberto
      @its_just_roberto 3 роки тому +7

      @@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

  • @johnnyb9218
    @johnnyb9218 8 років тому +2023

    I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

    • @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285
      @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285 7 років тому +27

      loool

    • @teejay3698
      @teejay3698 6 років тому +24

      Lol if i had a nickel

    • @albanybestdrumline
      @albanybestdrumline 6 років тому +90

      Bruh that's how it be

    • @rushardedward
      @rushardedward 6 років тому +74

      0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 6 років тому +17

      Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit.
      Just so you know, your friends hate you.

  • @bottomeyeview2767
    @bottomeyeview2767 2 роки тому +3

    That moon walk!!!🤯

  • @eli8589
    @eli8589 9 місяців тому +2

    "I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said Goddawm!!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @michaelcovel3793
    @michaelcovel3793 8 років тому +1166

    took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up
    XD! I crack up every time

    • @HomemadeNub
      @HomemadeNub 8 років тому +81

      +Michael Covel I see what you did there.

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 6 років тому +1

      StrikingTan same

    • @nkalakatha100
      @nkalakatha100 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @willburz220
    @willburz220 4 роки тому +160

    “I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

  • @callumfitzpatrick1989
    @callumfitzpatrick1989 Рік тому +4

    He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 2 роки тому +6

    I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD Рік тому +1

      I agree.

    • @jpmorgan3891
      @jpmorgan3891 8 місяців тому

      Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

  • @unowen7591
    @unowen7591 8 років тому +2097

    I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN
    Hahaha on point

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 7 років тому +9

      How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 7 років тому +141

      you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 6 років тому +14

      Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

    • @slixdon9695
      @slixdon9695 6 років тому +29

      Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

    • @theorenmaybee7927
      @theorenmaybee7927 6 років тому +3

      Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

  • @maf5600
    @maf5600 4 роки тому +473

    "boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

  • @larrywhinnery1808
    @larrywhinnery1808 2 роки тому +6

    This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 2 роки тому +1

      When was the first time you saw this ?
      One of the best thing about UA-cam. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL
      Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on.
      Enjoy. 😋

    • @larrywhinnery1808
      @larrywhinnery1808 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.

  • @lurkenyautja5681
    @lurkenyautja5681 Рік тому

    Kiabiaca your kool love what you said on Saturday night live...with prayer..

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 3 роки тому +1143

    When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

    • @yahayamuhammad5019
      @yahayamuhammad5019 2 роки тому +45

      I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

    • @LUCKY.ORIGINAL417
      @LUCKY.ORIGINAL417 2 роки тому +3

      Ye

    • @jonsonsjohnson9095
      @jonsonsjohnson9095 2 роки тому +5

      @@LUCKY.ORIGINAL417 you didnt understand

    • @ProdNapoleon
      @ProdNapoleon 2 роки тому +35

      Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

    • @LUCKY.ORIGINAL417
      @LUCKY.ORIGINAL417 2 роки тому +3

      @@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

  • @HAIRHOLIC_1
    @HAIRHOLIC_1 7 років тому +178

    I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

    • @princerah7340
      @princerah7340 5 років тому +2

      Werewolffy agreed

    • @koshar44
      @koshar44 5 років тому +1

      You fine af

    • @tylercassidy9426
      @tylercassidy9426 4 роки тому

      Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

    • @king78613
      @king78613 4 роки тому +1

      Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

    • @halaniwalombardi3562
      @halaniwalombardi3562 2 роки тому

      Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

  • @stankboy6924
    @stankboy6924 10 місяців тому

    Hands down one of the greatest specials of all time

  • @DrawdenionGames1
    @DrawdenionGames1 2 роки тому +5

    "Took a nap, woke up, fucked up" Best line ever

  • @orizkhalas4428
    @orizkhalas4428 9 років тому +738

    took a nap, woke up, fucked up

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 років тому +2

      All from 2:42 to 2:43

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 6 років тому

      can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

    • @kaan61
      @kaan61 6 років тому

      Porschen Hund it was just a day later.
      I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae1894 7 років тому +677

    had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 7 років тому +22

      Are you for real???? omg

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 років тому +2

      No bro. No. *SLAP

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 років тому +1

      Only Chapelle.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 років тому +10

      Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something?
      It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 5 років тому

      @@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

  • @milesdyson3615
    @milesdyson3615 2 роки тому

    dave really lights up theese days:) invaluable artist !
    BIG THX from germany homeoffunnybot ;)

  • @Klaasvaak999
    @Klaasvaak999 2 роки тому +1

    Man I watched this a 100 times and its still as good as the first time

  • @joevaughnbrooks5844
    @joevaughnbrooks5844 4 роки тому +1586

    And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

    • @1_Lando
      @1_Lando 4 роки тому +6

      🚫🧢

    • @sims4610593
      @sims4610593 4 роки тому +28

      Ehh not the same

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 4 роки тому +23

      Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

    • @ajo2012
      @ajo2012 4 роки тому +4

      Still makes me laugh my ass off

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 4 роки тому +1

      JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

  • @badboy3p7
    @badboy3p7 8 років тому +327

    Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому +4

      Priscillus Simeon love it

  • @adamgrout7313
    @adamgrout7313 Рік тому

    I’ve been looking for this one for at least 15 years, one of my favorites 🤣!

  • @atklm1
    @atklm1 2 роки тому +10

    After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.

  • @tredd752
    @tredd752 4 роки тому +933

    I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

    • @elbajapanti6411
      @elbajapanti6411 4 роки тому +3

      Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @thiskidd1783
      @thiskidd1783 4 роки тому +7

      God Damn!!! Lmao

    • @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh
      @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 роки тому +5

      Theo Redd I died 😂

    • @billybobaggins8820
      @billybobaggins8820 4 роки тому +17

      Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

    • @xMorbidArtx
      @xMorbidArtx 3 роки тому +25

      Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

  • @jessiseaborn7960
    @jessiseaborn7960 2 роки тому

    You took the words right out of my mouth I did mushrooms 40 years ago one time and I freaked out but I look back it was an awesome experience part of growing up i guess those were the good of days lol

  • @piob9801
    @piob9801 3 роки тому +182

    I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
    @xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 років тому +581

    I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 років тому +3

      yo bitch u copied my username!

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 років тому +6

      xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 років тому

      carolyn ask ur mother

    • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
      @xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 років тому

      xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 років тому

      carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner."
      Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

  • @mr.authentic2505
    @mr.authentic2505 2 роки тому

    God damn!! 😂
    That's one of my favorite lines from Mr. Chappelle.

  • @travisguide4516
    @travisguide4516 2 роки тому +6

    My favorite part was when he says to himself "this is what drugs do" hilarious

  • @samuelperezsanchez7612
    @samuelperezsanchez7612 7 років тому +3573

    better than Kevin hart

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 років тому +196

      duh

    • @masterah2926
      @masterah2926 5 років тому +17

      Samuel Perez Sanchez yup

    • @nazarioa944
      @nazarioa944 5 років тому +254

      I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.

    • @gabrielaponte6403
      @gabrielaponte6403 5 років тому +100

      leagues above Kevin hart

    • @redmasterchief
      @redmasterchief 5 років тому +107

      Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree

  • @southsydesasha7268
    @southsydesasha7268 8 років тому +1533

    Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!

    • @ziadahmedsamy
      @ziadahmedsamy 7 років тому +2

      what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture

    • @southsydesasha7268
      @southsydesasha7268 7 років тому +17

      Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️

    • @billyhr5289
      @billyhr5289 7 років тому +70

      hey sahsa wanna smash ?

    • @johngivens2115
      @johngivens2115 6 років тому +15

      southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak

    • @newtrichging4066
      @newtrichging4066 6 років тому

      southsyde Sasha you sexy mama

  • @hktz1
    @hktz1 Рік тому +2

    This should be played as part of drug prevention courses 😂.

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Рік тому

    “COME ON I NEED IT!!!”
    That is too real lol

  • @mattyxmatt313
    @mattyxmatt313 10 років тому +164

    Took a nap.
    Woke up,
    Fucked up..

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому

      Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

  • @SunshineBeauty03
    @SunshineBeauty03 9 років тому +200

    Boy! that old man is Trippin!

  • @bresams2917
    @bresams2917 2 роки тому

    The last second took me TF out😂🤣

  • @jazzinmyhand1504
    @jazzinmyhand1504 Рік тому +1

    Funniest man who can imitate a wht guy through a story 🤣 fan since Half Baked

  • @yeahright6048
    @yeahright6048 4 роки тому +158

    That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 5 років тому +185

    "this building's falling apart, things came up"
    If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

    • @tobinakatarx
      @tobinakatarx 4 роки тому +2

      Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow"
      I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

  • @rileyherbert739
    @rileyherbert739 Рік тому +2

    The bit about the landlord hooked on crack is probably one of the best standup routines 😊of all time

  • @OgDj2024
    @OgDj2024 Рік тому

    One of the greatest! 👍🏾

  • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
    @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 7 років тому +344

    that moonwalk was on point

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite78 3 роки тому +115

    The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.

    • @KingJColes
      @KingJColes 2 роки тому +10

      Either that or he was knocked out for 12 hours 😂😂😂

    • @nixonwasframed
      @nixonwasframed 2 роки тому +7

      But you can't sleep on shrooms.

    • @KavenLeandro
      @KavenLeandro 2 роки тому

      @@nixonwasframed well, may be after unplugged brain or whatever they call

    • @hagegesamuel
      @hagegesamuel 2 роки тому +5

      On LSD, 1 hour felt like 4. Time is really not relevant during an acid trip or shrooms.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion Рік тому +1

      i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"

  • @andresmiguel8082
    @andresmiguel8082 2 місяці тому

    One of the best specials ever

  • @MrSchig
    @MrSchig 2 роки тому +2

    We need this Dave back

  • @brandoncarlson03
    @brandoncarlson03 3 роки тому +289

    What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle

    • @Conceptual_Space
      @Conceptual_Space 2 роки тому +4

      Shut up Bran
      :)

    • @mattymcrips
      @mattymcrips 2 роки тому +4

      My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.

    • @A.AofSpades
      @A.AofSpades 2 роки тому +1

      Yata yata ya

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 2 роки тому +5

      @@Conceptual_Space chill bro

    • @raregoodds3143
      @raregoodds3143 Рік тому +1

      God should be centre of your life.

  • @Parodyst1
    @Parodyst1 8 років тому +375

    pure gold

  • @suigetsuh17
    @suigetsuh17 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks youtube for recommending a comedy genius, glad I watched to the end

  • @Dankeschoen87
    @Dankeschoen87 2 роки тому +5

    The greatest. He is genius because he is smart. Not only funny.

  • @sweetcrosby
    @sweetcrosby 4 роки тому +937

    I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.

    • @princesayoleasa
      @princesayoleasa 4 роки тому +9

      Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe

    • @hearoisrael2814
      @hearoisrael2814 4 роки тому +8

      The soul has been sold.

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 4 роки тому +2

      Netflix sticks and stones.

    • @kingjester123
      @kingjester123 4 роки тому

      Hes trending again cuz of Netflix

    • @SonGokouu
      @SonGokouu 4 роки тому

      Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 7 років тому +315

    I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

    • @j5gamer455
      @j5gamer455 7 років тому +26

      Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 7 років тому +3

      +J 5 gamer 😂😂😂

    • @crispyRolle
      @crispyRolle 4 роки тому

      As a future crackhead i envy u

  • @lloydshackleton9554
    @lloydshackleton9554 Рік тому +1

    Been great his whole career. There's a reason this man made it.

  • @colinaudette291
    @colinaudette291 2 роки тому +3

    He’s right about a minute feeling like an eternity on mushrooms. It’s crazy because it can also work the other way around, where you think it’s been only a few minutes but 2 hours passed

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 4 роки тому +2136

    "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
    Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @alanking5813
    @alanking5813 5 років тому +247

    This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 4 роки тому +1

      The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.

    • @JamesTTierce
      @JamesTTierce 4 роки тому +1

      @@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 4 роки тому

      @@JamesTTierce
      So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.

    • @JerryDaBes
      @JerryDaBes 4 роки тому +8

      @@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.

    • @rl1226
      @rl1226 3 роки тому +1

      @@JamesTTierce not true