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  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife5293 5 років тому +30388

    Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

    • @MrArjay123
      @MrArjay123 4 роки тому +816

      Jeffums @1:44

    • @darrendabner8436
      @darrendabner8436 4 роки тому +1325

      Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 4 роки тому +804

      Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

    • @macadon041
      @macadon041 4 роки тому +50

      Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 роки тому +462

      TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

  • @emmanuelbalderrama5074
    @emmanuelbalderrama5074 4 роки тому +9387

    "You ain't crisp but you'll function"
    Favorite line 😂😂

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 4 роки тому +73

      That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 роки тому +4

      @@proud2bpagan
      I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 3 роки тому +45

      @@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 роки тому +7

      @@proud2bpagan
      Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

    • @aronorenda
      @aronorenda 3 роки тому +56

      @@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac909 8 років тому +20102

    This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

    • @jamega4000
      @jamega4000 6 років тому +97

      Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 6 років тому +331

      One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

    • @pinakijana9479
      @pinakijana9479 6 років тому +132

      If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

    • @paparabi2245
      @paparabi2245 6 років тому +71

      He's 1 in 8 billion

    • @nikanzare3099
      @nikanzare3099 6 років тому +24

      One in a million is like.. 8000 people

  • @christianhuye9018
    @christianhuye9018 3 роки тому +3330

    I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

    • @Svbr2th
      @Svbr2th 3 роки тому +46

      What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

    • @jelanibellamy5218
      @jelanibellamy5218 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

    • @leahwanjiru8557
      @leahwanjiru8557 2 роки тому

      trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

    • @paulkarimi2728
      @paulkarimi2728 2 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @scottyhoo2516
      @scottyhoo2516 2 роки тому +3

      "Calm down your on drugs... This is what drugs do."

  • @Ray-jg5dj
    @Ray-jg5dj 5 років тому +10352

    He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

    • @kolestracener9402
      @kolestracener9402 5 років тому +153

      Well said. Very crisp

    • @kentuckybruce6816
      @kentuckybruce6816 5 років тому +179

      Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name

    • @Christian_509
      @Christian_509 5 років тому +59

      Just so crisp

    • @OD_G00N
      @OD_G00N 5 років тому +81

      'Cos he ain't on *weed*

    • @mwoodson1026
      @mwoodson1026 4 роки тому +5

      I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 6 років тому +6389

    The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

    • @nicolasredyr7068
      @nicolasredyr7068 5 років тому +142

      So he's like the avatar of comedy?

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 5 років тому +4

      nicolas redyr basically

    • @rudi_tabootie
      @rudi_tabootie 5 років тому +22

      I love Dave to death, but there have been others

    • @rodolfoalvajr5430
      @rodolfoalvajr5430 5 років тому +11

      You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 5 років тому +2

      No he's not you fucking dunce

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 5 років тому +5111

    So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @crysjumar1
      @crysjumar1 5 років тому +199

      right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 5 років тому +235

      @@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

    • @atlantaitgirl1779
      @atlantaitgirl1779 4 роки тому +18

      sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

    • @ITIonoxide
      @ITIonoxide 4 роки тому +176

      the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

    • @russellstuff-her7017
      @russellstuff-her7017 4 роки тому +184

      @@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna6852 3 роки тому +382

    He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted 6 років тому +2897

    “Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hriaaata2979
      @hriaaata2979 5 років тому +16

      i don't understand this reference

    • @jme2266
      @jme2266 5 років тому +188

      @@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

    • @justinjohnson8987
      @justinjohnson8987 5 років тому +40

      J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

    • @Sutto10
      @Sutto10 5 років тому +25

      @@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 5 років тому +1

      I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

  • @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я
    @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я 5 років тому +4930

    “If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 5 років тому +25

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cinnamoomilk
      @cinnamoomilk 4 роки тому +54

      Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

    • @growing.grounds4054
      @growing.grounds4054 4 роки тому +8

      If you late your fucked !

    • @cybilebenedict
      @cybilebenedict 4 роки тому +6

      👌🏽😂

    • @stonerjoe2920
      @stonerjoe2920 4 роки тому +16

      Thanks I was watching this too

  • @DonnieDante
    @DonnieDante 8 років тому +4411

    That was a Clean ass moon walk

  • @1077jeremy
    @1077jeremy 3 роки тому +2152

    I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

  • @jimbeam3783
    @jimbeam3783 5 років тому +7572

    He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

    • @RaspySquares
      @RaspySquares 5 років тому +220

      Right? Audience was too white...

    • @JohnSmith-ki3li
      @JohnSmith-ki3li 5 років тому +52

      @TheHumanity! oof

    • @Reversisms
      @Reversisms 5 років тому +25

      @TheHumanity! ooofff

    • @donjohn2239
      @donjohn2239 5 років тому +6

      @TheHumanity! Shit.

    • @meechoe7403
      @meechoe7403 5 років тому +69

      TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 9 років тому +3241

    You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

    • @daanm3869
      @daanm3869 5 років тому +5

      wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 років тому +7

      Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

    • @tattletalestrangler7815
      @tattletalestrangler7815 5 років тому +4

      jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 років тому +2

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities.
      I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 5 років тому

      @@tattletalestrangler7815 ua-cam.com/video/7Gqa67lD4VY/v-deo.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

  • @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я
    @ПесочныеЧасы-с2я 5 років тому +2609

    “Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954
      @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954 5 років тому +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @critiquemytechnique1135
      @critiquemytechnique1135 5 років тому +131

      This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

    • @eclektik4208
      @eclektik4208 4 роки тому +11

      Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

    • @juanmercado4364
      @juanmercado4364 4 роки тому +2

      Had to like this to change the number 667

    • @_Towelie.
      @_Towelie. 4 роки тому

      I don't even know what's going on

  • @paulredinger5830
    @paulredinger5830 2 роки тому +40

    Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN 9 років тому +3484

    "Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

    • @daquanb8949
      @daquanb8949 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @freetube200
      @freetube200 5 років тому +6

      Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

    • @ds7900
      @ds7900 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @markosgallardo207
      @markosgallardo207 5 років тому +2

      Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

    • @seribas
      @seribas 5 років тому +1

      @@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 9 років тому +6441

    Moonwalk was on point!

    • @kadesh111
      @kadesh111 8 років тому +37

      +Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing.
      Preach it.

    • @loulou3t
      @loulou3t 8 років тому +86

      +Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

    • @Traditionalsheep
      @Traditionalsheep 7 років тому +43

      hhahahahahahhahah

    • @nfllore8741
      @nfllore8741 7 років тому +1

      Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

    • @everettdukes86
      @everettdukes86 6 років тому +4

      Hell yea 😂😂😂

  • @Tipi83
    @Tipi83 8 років тому +366

    Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

  • @supernerdy6612
    @supernerdy6612 3 роки тому +151

    the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

    • @tinytanks
      @tinytanks 3 дні тому +1

      Seriously, normally with comedy it only works the first time, but the greatest you can watch over and over like your favorite movie.

  • @JiovanniDaMatrix
    @JiovanniDaMatrix 5 років тому +3513

    That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

    • @meezey
      @meezey 4 роки тому +18

      man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

    • @Actiomedey
      @Actiomedey 4 роки тому +12

      I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому +5

      @@meezey Some Martin shit lol

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 роки тому +3

      He's actually walking with a stool haha

    • @seungjupark5966
      @seungjupark5966 4 роки тому +4

      "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
      Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @barackfofana1117
    @barackfofana1117 9 років тому +866

    i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

    • @jerrybartlett2947
      @jerrybartlett2947 6 років тому +8

      doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

  • @callmeNoro
    @callmeNoro 5 років тому +17762

    He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

    • @Adam_Ch739
      @Adam_Ch739 5 років тому +604

      Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 5 років тому +53

      😂😅most underrated comment on here!

    • @blockhead420420
      @blockhead420420 4 роки тому +96

      Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

    • @andrewjohnson7158
      @andrewjohnson7158 4 роки тому +12

      U trippin

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 роки тому +73

      Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

  • @vegaswillie
    @vegaswillie Рік тому +12

    "It was weird, the balls opened up."

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 8 років тому +8236

    "That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 років тому +62

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JP-kr8kq
      @JP-kr8kq 7 років тому +84

      roscoegino the delivery was on point

    • @alexf8314
      @alexf8314 7 років тому +83

      Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

    • @JessicaBelcher
      @JessicaBelcher 6 років тому +40

      Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

    • @englodevan618
      @englodevan618 6 років тому +1

      Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD
      ua-cam.com/video/PzEwmm9vLJ8/v-deo.html

  • @willburz220
    @willburz220 5 років тому +175

    “I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

  • @notsorry5332
    @notsorry5332 2 роки тому +42

    I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

    • @JamesSmith-xk1fb
      @JamesSmith-xk1fb 2 роки тому +3

      Should try a little weed or coke

    • @silewis9396
      @silewis9396 2 роки тому +1

      @@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

    • @misterbikerman7888
      @misterbikerman7888 Рік тому +1

      @@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

    • @GOATMENTATOR
      @GOATMENTATOR Рік тому +3

      @@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

    • @nicolausteslaus
      @nicolausteslaus Рік тому

      @@GOATMENTATOR
      roasted

  • @ihurricane7
    @ihurricane7 8 років тому +3096

    that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

    • @anthonyitaliano7316
      @anthonyitaliano7316 6 років тому +17

      have you not seen michael jackson? loool

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 років тому +26

      I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

    • @ahmadking5229
      @ahmadking5229 6 років тому

      1k leggoooo

    • @teunlll
      @teunlll 6 років тому +1

      @@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 6 років тому +2

      @@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

  • @johnnyb9218
    @johnnyb9218 8 років тому +2027

    I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

    • @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285
      @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285 8 років тому +28

      loool

    • @teejay3698
      @teejay3698 7 років тому +25

      Lol if i had a nickel

    • @albanybestdrumline
      @albanybestdrumline 6 років тому +92

      Bruh that's how it be

    • @rushardedward
      @rushardedward 6 років тому +74

      0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 6 років тому +17

      Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit.
      Just so you know, your friends hate you.

  • @HAIRHOLIC_1
    @HAIRHOLIC_1 8 років тому +181

    I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

    • @princerah7340
      @princerah7340 5 років тому +2

      Werewolffy agreed

    • @koshar44
      @koshar44 5 років тому +1

      You fine af

    • @tylercassidy9426
      @tylercassidy9426 5 років тому

      Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

    • @king78613
      @king78613 5 років тому +1

      Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

    • @halaniwalombardi3562
      @halaniwalombardi3562 3 роки тому

      Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

  • @JOHNTOPG
    @JOHNTOPG 2 роки тому +6

    This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae1894 8 років тому +680

    had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 років тому +22

      Are you for real???? omg

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 років тому +2

      No bro. No. *SLAP

    • @lilmichmenol5513
      @lilmichmenol5513 6 років тому +1

      Only Chapelle.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 років тому +10

      Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something?
      It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 6 років тому

      @@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

  • @samuelperezsanchez7612
    @samuelperezsanchez7612 7 років тому +3566

    better than Kevin hart

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 6 років тому +195

      duh

    • @masterah2926
      @masterah2926 6 років тому +17

      Samuel Perez Sanchez yup

    • @nazarioa944
      @nazarioa944 6 років тому +253

      I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.

    • @gabrielaponte6403
      @gabrielaponte6403 6 років тому +100

      leagues above Kevin hart

    • @redmasterchief
      @redmasterchief 6 років тому +105

      Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 4 роки тому +1785

    "Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

    • @TheAngel3737
      @TheAngel3737 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 4 роки тому +4

      Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 4 роки тому +61

      @@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

    • @SPICAL
      @SPICAL 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂
      dark humor at its finest

    • @its_just_roberto
      @its_just_roberto 3 роки тому +7

      @@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

  • @Rainmanthereal
    @Rainmanthereal 3 роки тому +23

    "Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!"
    This line just destroyed me!!!
    He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

  • @michaelcovel3793
    @michaelcovel3793 9 років тому +1170

    took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up
    XD! I crack up every time

    • @HomemadeNub
      @HomemadeNub 8 років тому +81

      +Michael Covel I see what you did there.

    • @mrmoedini
      @mrmoedini 7 років тому +1

      StrikingTan same

    • @nkalakatha100
      @nkalakatha100 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joevaughnbrooks5844
    @joevaughnbrooks5844 5 років тому +1586

    And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

    • @1_Lando
      @1_Lando 5 років тому +6

      🚫🧢

    • @sims4610593
      @sims4610593 5 років тому +29

      Ehh not the same

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 5 років тому +23

      Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

    • @ajo2012
      @ajo2012 5 років тому +4

      Still makes me laugh my ass off

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому +1

      JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
    @xxP1ST0LER0xx 8 років тому +583

    I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 років тому +3

      yo bitch u copied my username!

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 років тому +6

      xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 6 років тому

      carolyn ask ur mother

    • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
      @xxP1ST0LER0xx 6 років тому

      xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 років тому

      carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner."
      Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

  • @DrakeAsleep
    @DrakeAsleep 3 роки тому +53

    When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

  • @piob9801
    @piob9801 3 роки тому +183

    I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

  • @conorstechreviews1
    @conorstechreviews1 6 років тому +131

    "Dave calm down. You're on drugs" that bit killed me 😂😂

  • @billt8504
    @billt8504 4 роки тому +1141

    When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

    • @yahayamuhammad5019
      @yahayamuhammad5019 3 роки тому +45

      I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

    • @ORIGINALCRESTED
      @ORIGINALCRESTED 3 роки тому +3

      Ye

    • @jonsonsjohnson9095
      @jonsonsjohnson9095 3 роки тому +5

      @@ORIGINALCRESTED you didnt understand

    • @ProdNapoleon
      @ProdNapoleon 3 роки тому +35

      Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

    • @ORIGINALCRESTED
      @ORIGINALCRESTED 3 роки тому +3

      @@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre 3 роки тому +92

    “If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

  • @unowen7591
    @unowen7591 8 років тому +2094

    I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN
    Hahaha on point

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 8 років тому +9

      How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

    • @RobFeldkamp
      @RobFeldkamp 8 років тому +142

      you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 7 років тому +14

      Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

    • @slixdon9695
      @slixdon9695 6 років тому +29

      Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

    • @theorenmaybee7927
      @theorenmaybee7927 6 років тому +3

      Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

  • @yeahright6048
    @yeahright6048 4 роки тому +158

    That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @badboy3p7
    @badboy3p7 9 років тому +330

    Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому +4

      Priscillus Simeon love it

  • @DJCoolK1d
    @DJCoolK1d 10 місяців тому +5

    “Where’s the sink I came to fix it”
    “It’s in the kitchen”
    “I thought it was in the drawer” 😂

  • @brandoncarlson03
    @brandoncarlson03 4 роки тому +289

    What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle

    • @Conceptual_Space
      @Conceptual_Space 3 роки тому +4

      Shut up Bran
      :)

    • @mattymcrips
      @mattymcrips 2 роки тому +4

      My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.

    • @A.AofSpades
      @A.AofSpades 2 роки тому +1

      Yata yata ya

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 2 роки тому +5

      @@Conceptual_Space chill bro

    • @raregoodds3143
      @raregoodds3143 2 роки тому +1

      God should be centre of your life.

  • @sweetcrosby
    @sweetcrosby 5 років тому +935

    I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.

    • @princesayoleasa
      @princesayoleasa 5 років тому +9

      Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe

    • @hearoisrael2814
      @hearoisrael2814 5 років тому +8

      The soul has been sold.

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 5 років тому +2

      Netflix sticks and stones.

    • @kingjester123
      @kingjester123 5 років тому

      Hes trending again cuz of Netflix

    • @SonGokouu
      @SonGokouu 5 років тому

      Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show

  • @SunshineBeauty03
    @SunshineBeauty03 10 років тому +200

    Boy! that old man is Trippin!

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 2 роки тому +8

    Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 6 років тому +186

    "this building's falling apart, things came up"
    If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

    • @tobinakatarx
      @tobinakatarx 5 років тому +2

      Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow"
      I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

  • @PDog69
    @PDog69 9 років тому +374

    pure gold

  • @mattyxmatt313
    @mattyxmatt313 11 років тому +167

    Took a nap.
    Woke up,
    Fucked up..

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому

      Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

  • @marcconte3275
    @marcconte3275 Рік тому +11

    i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

  • @maf5600
    @maf5600 4 роки тому +474

    "boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

  • @koolkat518
    @koolkat518 8 років тому +115

    I remember on the actors studio that he was in he said how Bugs Bunny was one of his influences & I can see that here. That 2:42, 2:43 part is some looney tunes type shit

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 8 років тому +317

    I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

    • @j5gamer455
      @j5gamer455 8 років тому +26

      Come on I need the rent couple hours later I need some more of the rent I'll come back tomorrow for the rent

    • @lorettaknoelk3475
      @lorettaknoelk3475 8 років тому +3

      +J 5 gamer 😂😂😂

    • @crispyRolle
      @crispyRolle 5 років тому

      As a future crackhead i envy u

  • @DJSupaMonkey
    @DJSupaMonkey 2 роки тому +5

    I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

  • @tredd752
    @tredd752 5 років тому +931

    I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

    • @elbajapanti6411
      @elbajapanti6411 4 роки тому +3

      Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @thiskidd1783
      @thiskidd1783 4 роки тому +7

      God Damn!!! Lmao

    • @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh
      @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh 4 роки тому +5

      Theo Redd I died 😂

    • @Billybobaggins9
      @Billybobaggins9 4 роки тому +17

      Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

    • @xMorbidArtx
      @xMorbidArtx 4 роки тому +25

      Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

  • @orizkhalas4428
    @orizkhalas4428 9 років тому +742

    took a nap, woke up, fucked up

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 років тому +2

      All from 2:42 to 2:43

    • @god-son-love
      @god-son-love 6 років тому

      can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

    • @kaan61
      @kaan61 6 років тому

      Porschen Hund it was just a day later.
      I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

  • @nateman79
    @nateman79 5 років тому +35

    If your landlord is hooked on crack that means you GOTTA have the rent! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this was his best standup special ever. It was funny back in the 90s and it still funny as hell today. I wish they’d release this one on DVD

  • @rodrigoribeiro2569
    @rodrigoribeiro2569 Рік тому +5

    That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

  • @alanking5813
    @alanking5813 5 років тому +246

    This man is beyond words. Shaped my life. I'm a white guy from a country town that had one black family for 3 months... lol Dave taught me we are all the same. Laughter and humor and love is universal. Yeah, I get that from Dave. Hahahaha

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 5 років тому +1

      The Clayton bigsby bit killed me.

    • @JamesTTierce
      @JamesTTierce 5 років тому +1

      @@tomd1434 The clayton bigsby bit is one of the reasons he likely left comedy. The wrong group of people enjoy that bit(actual racist people.)

    • @tomd1434
      @tomd1434 5 років тому

      @@JamesTTierce
      So? I'm not sure why he left, but a lot of folks loved that bit, racists and non racists alike.

    • @JerryDaBes
      @JerryDaBes 4 роки тому +8

      @@JamesTTierce Dark humor is still humor. Why get offended when we know it's a joke. South park is a great example, too.

    • @rl1226
      @rl1226 4 роки тому +1

      @@JamesTTierce not true

  • @Kardflow
    @Kardflow 7 років тому +171

    Looks at the clock... 2:42. Does a bunch of stuff and looks at the clock again... 2:43
    Killer! XD
    This is fairly reminiscent of an episode of Bojack horseman, only less dark and intense.

  • @southsydesasha7268
    @southsydesasha7268 9 років тому +1530

    Weed- you aint crisp, but you function!😂😂😂😂TRU DAT TRU DAT!!!

    • @ziadahmedsamy
      @ziadahmedsamy 8 років тому +2

      what's the girl's name ? of your profile picture

    • @southsydesasha7268
      @southsydesasha7268 8 років тому +17

      Aww i dont give my real name out but you can call me Sasha😘✌🏾️

    • @billyhr5289
      @billyhr5289 7 років тому +70

      hey sahsa wanna smash ?

    • @johngivens2115
      @johngivens2115 7 років тому +15

      southsyde Sasha U used a black emoji so u aren't white like ur profile pic. Ur probly not even a girl .. fuckin freak

    • @newtrichging4066
      @newtrichging4066 6 років тому

      southsyde Sasha you sexy mama

  • @henrychien1979
    @henrychien1979 Рік тому +4

    “took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

  • @ArkaeaFCL3
    @ArkaeaFCL3 5 років тому +2129

    "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed."
    Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @futurecameron7848
    @futurecameron7848 3 роки тому +27

    Dave thank you for these classics man really helping through this tough times❤️

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite78 3 роки тому +116

    The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.

    • @KingJColes
      @KingJColes 3 роки тому +10

      Either that or he was knocked out for 12 hours 😂😂😂

    • @nixonwasframed
      @nixonwasframed 3 роки тому +7

      But you can't sleep on shrooms.

    • @KavenLeandro
      @KavenLeandro 3 роки тому

      @@nixonwasframed well, may be after unplugged brain or whatever they call

    • @hagegesamuel
      @hagegesamuel 2 роки тому +5

      On LSD, 1 hour felt like 4. Time is really not relevant during an acid trip or shrooms.

    • @ShawnJonesHellion
      @ShawnJonesHellion 2 роки тому +1

      i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"

  • @martinpye549
    @martinpye549 2 роки тому +2

    He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.

  • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
    @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 8 років тому +345

    that moonwalk was on point

  • @BxPanda7
    @BxPanda7 9 років тому +259

    Looked at the time it was 2:43 XDDDDD The funny thing is that i took mushrooms, and after hours of tripping and doing all sorts of weird shit, i realized only 30 minutes had passed XD

    • @pecal365
      @pecal365 6 років тому +7

      BxPanda7 took an ecstacy once, did a lot of fucke up shit and it felt like 30 minutes. Sober up, realized it has been 3 hours XD

    • @klinkikloenkibaboenski8391
      @klinkikloenkibaboenski8391 6 років тому +11

      i took ecstacy once, had a stroke and i don't remember much after that XD

    • @cucinare-da-zero
      @cucinare-da-zero 6 років тому +4

      I lived in a tiny town in Vermont when I was in high school, like maybe a mile across, got high with some friends and it felt like it took a half hour to get across town

    • @therarestnormies7859
      @therarestnormies7859 5 років тому +2

      First time I did acid I was at a river with a watchtower to get a good view with some friends. We were all looking at the glory of the trees and the flow of the river, and at some point they mentioned going to the base and I told them I'd catch up with them. I was so in my own head that when I turned around to point something out or ask a question (I can't remember), I had forgotten they were going to the base and a family had come up the watchtower. I was so high and it felt like so much time had past, I thought one of my friends had lived his whole life while I watched the trees. Realizing how insane that was, I burst out laughing maintaining eye contact with what I'd imagine was the husband until I got down the first set of stairs.

    • @xdsmastermia
      @xdsmastermia 5 років тому

      that's literally impossible lol

  • @righttwo
    @righttwo 5 років тому +13

    Who else has gone back over and over again through out the years to laugh at Dave Chappelle's comedy? Shit never gets old! #legend

  • @callumfitzpatrick1989
    @callumfitzpatrick1989 2 роки тому +5

    He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

  • @rodrigodoria7556
    @rodrigodoria7556 8 років тому +38

    dave's body language is out of this world ...

  • @FlamingSpaceman
    @FlamingSpaceman 8 років тому +81

    Lost my shit at the moonwalk.

  • @chasr4335
    @chasr4335 11 років тому +291

    Drugs are bad M'Kay.

  • @atklm1
    @atklm1 3 роки тому +11

    After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.

  • @donaldyoung9901
    @donaldyoung9901 7 років тому +73

    that old man is tripping

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 5 років тому +202

    The barber story when Dave was on mushrooms still gets me every time
    Even knowing what's coming makes me laugh

  • @mmaya3144
    @mmaya3144 4 роки тому +61

    Classic never gets old always makes me laugh Dave Chappelle is a living legend

  • @guyfromavillage134
    @guyfromavillage134 2 роки тому +1

    the slow progression of time is so real
    conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke
    five minutes of mushrooms is an era

  • @playersmusic6365
    @playersmusic6365 8 років тому +47

    shit.....
    The funniest man on the planet , everything Dave says or covers is funny.....
    If it ain't funny it is by the time he finished with it , genius..

  • @tc9084
    @tc9084 5 років тому +866

    Who’s here after his 2019 new hilarious shit

    • @firelordzuko9972
      @firelordzuko9972 5 років тому +4

      Tc 90 after 2019, buddy 2019 isn’t over

    • @blockhasher7957
      @blockhasher7957 5 років тому +7

      how do you have 57 likes with a worthless piece of shit sentence like that, that's like if i had 500 likes for saying im not was am for to be is R. kelly

    • @tc9084
      @tc9084 5 років тому +2

      Crowley king Of hell I meant after his new shit IN 2019 you fucking idiots

    • @maitrik_6738
      @maitrik_6738 4 роки тому

      So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

    • @theleanbusinessman5431
      @theleanbusinessman5431 4 роки тому

      What stuff?

  • @loweni7460
    @loweni7460 8 років тому +196

    "COME ON I NEED IT!"

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 2 роки тому +6

    I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD Рік тому +1

      I agree.

    • @jpmorgan3891
      @jpmorgan3891 Рік тому

      Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

  • @neilbohar8212
    @neilbohar8212 5 років тому +28

    His high pitch voice...i miss now in 2019..n love eternaly

  • @johnwhite-zh2rs
    @johnwhite-zh2rs 8 років тому +135

    half backed was the best stoner movie ever made !!!

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 8 років тому

      Hell yes nigga

    • @greenebee
      @greenebee 8 років тому +9

      actually Dave came out and said he hated how it came out, basically they neutered the script he wrote

    • @johnwhite-zh2rs
      @johnwhite-zh2rs 8 років тому +5

      so it could be better

    • @albanybestdrumline
      @albanybestdrumline 6 років тому +5

      Ion know how high is high on my list

    • @aquart-in-session3821
      @aquart-in-session3821 6 років тому +3

      It's spelled "Baked" you fucking cretin!... Half Backed? Like what, an NFL offensive line? Can we all use the language we've agree upon? You probably weren't even born when he wrote his Opus! Stay in your own whackass millennial timeframe!

  • @andrewdeuriarte9971
    @andrewdeuriarte9971 4 роки тому +32

    In my opinion I don’t care what anyone says, Dave Chappelle is easily one of the greatest comedians all time

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Рік тому +1

    “COME ON I NEED IT!!!”
    That is too real lol

  • @XRandomXShinigamiX
    @XRandomXShinigamiX 5 років тому +116

    someone in the audience really was having a great time with his cackling laughs XD Dave really is a legend and still kicking!

  • @tahseenthedream
    @tahseenthedream 5 років тому +68

    That moonwalk kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @Rocknium1
    @Rocknium1 7 років тому +123

    that guy laughing in the background killed me 😂😂

  • @tyneside2281
    @tyneside2281 2 роки тому +14

    You can tell the one guy that is laughing at everything he says has definitely done shrooms once or twice 😂

  • @eccentriclullaby1357
    @eccentriclullaby1357 4 роки тому +670

    LMAO when he used the stool as a walker 😂😂😂😂

    • @ChernxbylCherrii
      @ChernxbylCherrii 3 роки тому

      @@djsimma8617 pretty good hbu?

    • @berrafatale25yearsago87
      @berrafatale25yearsago87 3 роки тому

      @@ChernxbylCherrii im fine tnx

    • @ChernxbylCherrii
      @ChernxbylCherrii 3 роки тому

      @@berrafatale25yearsago87 that’s awesome to hear!

    • @charlesdavis7142
      @charlesdavis7142 3 роки тому

      The truth about life and death has been revealed in 4 pgs.: google global truth project and read “the Present”.

  • @umarhussain1089
    @umarhussain1089 7 років тому +121

    Living abroad and my landlord asked for my entire rent upfront. This came to mind instantly hahaha.

    • @robfuentes8728
      @robfuentes8728 6 років тому +1

      Umar Hussain 😎😃🤣😊😂😁😀😉😉😋😃😊😃😊😃😉😃😎😚😎😚😍😚😍😚😍😚😍😚😎😊🙂🙂😚😎😊😃😁😃😋😎😎😊😎😊😎😍😊😍😊😎😊😍😎😂😃😂😎😊😎😂😎😂😎😊😎😎😂😎😊😎😂😎😊😃😊😃😋😃😋😃😂😃😊😃😋😃😃😊😎😂😎😋😎😋😊😎😍😊😍😊😍😊😍😍😊😍😊😄😍😊😍😊😍😊😍😍😊😍😊😄😁😄😁😅🤩😁😊😘🤩😊😍😍😊😍😊😍😊😄😊😍😍😊😍😊😄😊😃😊😃😊😃😊😎😎😊😎😄😂😍😉😍😍😊😍😂😎😊😎😊😋😎😊😎😊😃😃😊😎😊😃😊😎😊😎😎😎😂😊😎😎😊😎😊😎😊😎😊😎😎😂😃😂😃😂😃😊😃😃😂😃😂😃😊😃😃😊😎😊😎😃😃😊😃😃😊😎🤣😶😐😶😐😶😶😶😶🤐🤨🤐🤐😮😯😮😑😶😥😶😶😮😶😮😶😮😶😮😶😶😮😶🤐😯😮😶🤨😶😮😶😮🤐😯😯🙄🙄😥🙄😯😶🤔🤨😯😜😜😝🤨😯🤨😶😪🤨😯🤨😪😮😪😪😮😪😥😝😪🤤😯😪😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😛😯😮😯😮😯😯😮🙄😪😪😮😪😮😪😮😪😪😪😪😪🤤🤤😪🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😯😯😯😯😪😯😫😶😅🤗🤣😛😛😝😯😮😯😥🙄😝😝🙄🙄😥🙄😥😝🙄😯🙄😶😫😯🙄😫😯😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😶😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😶😶😶😶😶😶😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😯😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😶😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😯😫

    • @lilblingking1491
      @lilblingking1491 5 років тому +15

      @@daniellennon4275 You're an asshat

  • @deepcreep98
    @deepcreep98 5 років тому +77

    I love my mom & dad. I love Dave Chappelle too.

  • @chondominguez6995
    @chondominguez6995 3 роки тому +2

    One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 7 років тому +15

    Chappell is a genius, he gives you just the right amount of physical comedy with going full Jerry Lewis on you.