Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2009
  • Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls (For What It's Worth)
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  • @Nava5ha7
    @Nava5ha7 10 років тому +245

    "This was your wish, not mine!" LOL...

  • @ActAccordinglyNow
    @ActAccordinglyNow 9 років тому +309

    "He had the nerve to call that abuse." LMFAO

    • @goat504
      @goat504 4 роки тому +7

      Greenlightmeango 465 “godamn what more do you want!”

    • @anoopg7006
      @anoopg7006 2 роки тому +4

      Best delivery ever!!!

  • @showtimesportsmedia6906
    @showtimesportsmedia6906 9 років тому +389

    "Mmm never again! U didn't appreciate it." Lol

    • @Cooljmon1
      @Cooljmon1 9 років тому +85

      "Please Mike" haha

    • @TacoBellWerewolf
      @TacoBellWerewolf 7 років тому +2

      Laughed til I cried when he said that. I'm dyin lmao

    • @1nvd
      @1nvd 6 років тому +2

      Aka Showtime can we please study your saliva ?

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 років тому +240

    "I thought you was dying in two weeks, what happened to that?"😂😂😂

    • @rodericknixon554
      @rodericknixon554 5 років тому +14

      U get stronger everytime I see u!! Classic lmfao

  • @brianfrtz
    @brianfrtz 8 років тому +569

    We need Ja to make sense of all this 😭

    • @hananburale8387
      @hananburale8387 8 років тому +126

      WHERE IS JA???

    • @misshouda1740
      @misshouda1740 8 років тому +69

      Who gives a fuck what ja rule thinks lol

    • @mikediao15
      @mikediao15 7 років тому +8

      were is Ja? someone get JA

    • @Gazereths1234
      @Gazereths1234 6 років тому +2

      Help me Ja Rule......

    • @rodericknixon554
      @rodericknixon554 5 років тому +2

      I want answers ja rule might not have right now Classic!+🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaneblane8905
    @shaneblane8905 8 років тому +458

    Nigga said I thought you were dying in 2 weeks ,it's been a year and a half ,u get stronger every time I see u 😂😂

    • @lazylohan5355
      @lazylohan5355 8 років тому +2

      that had me weak 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @emantsrif3641
      @emantsrif3641 8 років тому +3

      Michael was a saint and he even taught his secret son how to dance.

    • @DrRhyhm
      @DrRhyhm 7 років тому +20

      "I've been in court" but yeah it's funny lol but as well as truth is that he wanted point out that the kid lied about his disease

  • @MrMoooCow4
    @MrMoooCow4 8 років тому +323

    1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.

    • @bobbob-xp3pb
      @bobbob-xp3pb 8 років тому +17

      Dude mike didn't do shit Dave speaks the truth

    • @anthonylongobardo2623
      @anthonylongobardo2623 8 років тому +4

      +bob bob well he definitely did some weird/inappropriate shit but i suppose nothing that would be considered molestation

    • @anthonylongobardo2623
      @anthonylongobardo2623 8 років тому +1

      +bob bob Michael Jackson clearly had some mental issues he needed to work through as do you my very angry friend

    • @anthonylongobardo2623
      @anthonylongobardo2623 8 років тому +4

      +bob bob I would like to refer you to the interview in which Michael Jackson talk about how he thought it was ok to share his bed with children that are not his children

    • @anthonylongobardo2623
      @anthonylongobardo2623 8 років тому

      +bob bob my answer to your question is that I've gotta my information from an interview with Michael Jackson in which he openly talks about sharing his bed with children...its fucking weird and totally inappropriate regardless of whether he touched the kids or not. The other information I base this of off is know that Michael Jackson was a child star who probably didn't have a real childhood because he was busy making hit records while being pushed forward by his abusive father which is widely known. You don't think this guy had inner demons (which many brilliant people do)? He obviously had boundary issues and a deep seeded longing to be a child as evidenced by him building neverland ranch...is that enough of an answer you fucking loser

  • @numberoath
    @numberoath 7 років тому +113

    "Kid had the nerve to call that abuse, motherfucker that is a good host goddamn!"

  • @historicalsongarchive
    @historicalsongarchive 10 років тому +632

    His white accent always kills me xD

    • @Fasizan
      @Fasizan 9 років тому +22

      True

    • @bobbob-xp3pb
      @bobbob-xp3pb 8 років тому

      Agreed

    • @obaysadeq18
      @obaysadeq18 6 років тому +3

      Pleaze mike

    • @PaceFilmsProductions
      @PaceFilmsProductions 5 років тому +1

      He needs to do that voice for an animated movie or something one day.

    • @j7db
      @j7db 5 років тому +1

      100% true. I use his "white voice" in my Linguistics classes.

  • @josephine190
    @josephine190 8 років тому +109

    Dave was right. no wonder they came after him. he was too smart for their bullshit

    • @mr.cifuentes1779
      @mr.cifuentes1779 7 років тому +13

      He actually said so him self
      he laught it off after he said it openly, but he wasnt laughting inside

  • @OmarScruggs
    @OmarScruggs 8 років тому +77

    the whole mike jackson joke is pure genius. only way to describe it.

    • @TheThugnificant
      @TheThugnificant 8 років тому +6

      +Nautilus1972 except he wasn't a pedophile...

  • @GeminiJo
    @GeminiJo 6 років тому +55

    "I thought you was dying in 2 weeks, I been in court for the past 2 years!". 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 4 роки тому +1

      You get stronger every time I see you!

  • @PrinceRodriguezTV
    @PrinceRodriguezTV 7 років тому +16

    it did quiet when he said "catholic priest fucking kids" lmaooo

  • @Yojikudou03
    @Yojikudou03 8 років тому +192

    dave's jokes aside, when he said mj turned himself ghoulish just so we'd like him more somehow. it stung a little bit.

    • @redraven24
      @redraven24 8 років тому +89

      Yojikudou03 As it should. It's the truth. For whatever reason he decided, MJ changed his face because he wanted to be accepted, whether by himself or by others. I appreciate how Chappelle hides the truth in humour. It puts things in perspective quite poignantly.

    • @thesharanaithal
      @thesharanaithal 8 років тому +18

      +redraven24 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt that.

    • @ghettomist1575
      @ghettomist1575 8 років тому +30

      +redraven24 His dad hated him and made him insecure. His skin changed due to skin deseise.

    • @redraven24
      @redraven24 8 років тому +31

      GhettoMist Yes, I know that. I don't think he changed his face to please his fans. I believe it was due to a deep-seeded insecurity about his appearance that got wrapped up under the guise of 'perfectionism'. As you have said, probably started with his father. And the skin disease was just so heartbreakingly unfortunate.

    • @ghettomist1575
      @ghettomist1575 8 років тому +8

      ***** I don't know where you got all that from, but ok.

  • @Shemzinho
    @Shemzinho 7 років тому +83

    When he was writing this how the fuck did he not have a seizure just laughing at this greatness

  • @cumulo25
    @cumulo25 5 років тому +29

    "Oh! Mama! Get me in a room with Chubby Checker!"
    I laughed a little too hard at that.

  • @alexguy96
    @alexguy96 10 років тому +60

    Dave Chappelle isa fuckin clever comedian hes talking about how corporations control the media and it just fly's by peoples heads

    • @pxit212
      @pxit212 10 років тому +4

      I'm not sure how clever someone is if they're trying to convey a message to an audience that doesn't understand it. I'm not saying Chappelle is not clever but you might want to rethink your statement.

    • @travo2112
      @travo2112 9 років тому +8

      pxit212 It's been a year.... Do u think that he is still reconsidering his statement?

    • @griffithdidnothingwrong8779
      @griffithdidnothingwrong8779 9 років тому +2

      the snowdawg LOL

  • @rattfink99
    @rattfink99 5 років тому +53

    he was actually defending michael, calling for how the accusations made against him would always pop up when some bad shit was going on, as if it was on purpose to drown those bad events

    • @ertfgghhhh
      @ertfgghhhh 5 років тому

      Is it possible that BOTH could be true?

    • @alexinreallife5511
      @alexinreallife5511 4 роки тому

      N0rdicPT he point was that people are concerned with celebrity when Catholic priests have been raping kid for decades but no one want to talk about it

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 4 роки тому

      @@alexinreallife5511 I promise that the same people that are upset about Michael Jackson molesting kids are also upset about priests molesting kids.

  • @prescienttravels
    @prescienttravels 10 років тому +58

    "Smooth as eggs"

  • @illmatic19
    @illmatic19 7 років тому +13

    "this was your wish not mine" lmao

  • @beebah90
    @beebah90 14 років тому +26

    At least one person stood up for MJ at this time, glad to see.
    R.I.P. The Greatest!

    • @attoboi9763
      @attoboi9763 11 місяців тому

      he wasn't standing up for MJ LMAOO
      saying MJ is out there jerkin off kids is not supporting him, jesus MJ stans are wild

  • @stephaneclerc667
    @stephaneclerc667 6 років тому +18

    So I watched it 30 times and I'm still laughing.

  • @krmkad
    @krmkad 9 років тому +9

    Lol "I played this scenario out of my mind million times baby" :D

  • @MagnetiX
    @MagnetiX 12 років тому +7

    The "good host" part always kills me

  • @acwatkins19
    @acwatkins19 7 років тому +19

    read between the lines of the jokes he is deep and so honest miss the old Chappell

  • @breadbowlpasta
    @breadbowlpasta 5 років тому +8

    Easily one of the best bits of all time

  • @354allday
    @354allday 8 років тому +22

    Dave was too real on this they always using celebs to distract ppl when some real shit go on in the world

    • @masquerade3979
      @masquerade3979 8 років тому +4

      +Fuckyourcouch nigga Yeah, the first MJ sexual child abuse allegation came around during the Gulf War

    • @354allday
      @354allday 8 років тому +2

      ***** yup that's why when they make a big deal out something stupid celebs do I check what's going on in the real world

    • @masquerade3979
      @masquerade3979 8 років тому +3

      word man, keep it real.

  • @sharbabess
    @sharbabess 6 років тому +13

    Dave chapelle is the best comedian of all time

  • @yasseford
    @yasseford 14 років тому +4

    "You get stronger every time I see you!"

  • @reflectionist
    @reflectionist 10 років тому +89

    "'Cause if I brought up Catholic priests fucking kids, it'd get quiet as shit in here."
    >_>
    Always makes me laugh.

    • @chasr4335
      @chasr4335 10 років тому +1

      reflectionist Wait are we talking about "pedophiles", go pick up a Merriam Webster dictionary idiot. Aren't priests the ones fondling kids of a young age? I remembered when I was below 18, I was messing around with this 14 or 16 year old but since I was a minor and it was through the phone-Molly I think her name was-it was mainly role-playing, phone sex, and kicks for laughs. It could have been worst, could have been older relatives pretending to be other people through the phone with friends. Any who, I'm now 27 years old but that doesn't mean I want a woman older than me-just one to hang out with that's above 21 years old at least till I'm still in my twenties cuz its not going to last forever. For some, its too late. I'm talking about women who are planning to have babies or kids at "a young age". Both of my parents had me in their thirties because they themselves were going though financial struggles as well.

    • @reflectionist
      @reflectionist 10 років тому

      Chas R Irony. I get it. Cute.

    • @sameter8964
      @sameter8964 10 місяців тому

      Was trying to figure what he was saying at this part. Thank you you legend 🙌🙌❤️

  • @moewilliams6235
    @moewilliams6235 7 років тому +53

    The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.

    • @DrRhyhm
      @DrRhyhm 7 років тому +8

      black self hate? lol why not just self hate? Why you people always have to make racial arguments? Especially because the "making him white" part is just not true as it was shown a couple of hundred times.

    • @matthewsmith635
      @matthewsmith635 7 років тому +1

      Dr.Rhy†hm maybe it wasn't the case with Michael, but black self hate is a real problem. saying "why not just call it self hate" undermines the problem.

    • @airpegasus5167
      @airpegasus5167 5 років тому +1

      Dr.Rhy†hm That’s Because The Media And Society Perpetuates Images And Narratives To Make Us Hate Ourselves And Feel Less Worthy Through The History Books/Educational Systems, Derogative Images,Stories And Antics 24/7 That Belittles Us Etc

    • @TheJofrica
      @TheJofrica Рік тому +1

      @@DrRhyhm “What do you mean, ‘you people’”? - Robert Downey Jr.

    • @Jerkasaur
      @Jerkasaur Рік тому +1

      Black self hate? Wtf are you on lol

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing 7 років тому +36

    Dave Chappelle is a sorcerer. He makes me laugh at the most appalling things!!

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Рік тому +3

    Michael, we need you for some testing.”
    “Mmmm never again! You didn’t appreciate it.” 🤣

  • @Walking-MY-Path
    @Walking-MY-Path 8 років тому +35

    Hmmmm never again. Please Mike!

  • @mitchellbrown8124
    @mitchellbrown8124 8 років тому +8

    thats a good host. seriously.

  • @dwill1804
    @dwill1804 7 років тому +14

    Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite

  • @dctuss21
    @dctuss21 Рік тому +4

    Im lucky to get a glass of grape drink at my friends house..... LOLZ

  • @031ish
    @031ish 8 років тому +20

    This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.

  • @ekscholl
    @ekscholl 8 років тому +3

    "until all the facts come out.... " lmao epic

  • @Bader.mobarak
    @Bader.mobarak 8 років тому +69

    David So brought me here!

  • @tcvttcvt4305
    @tcvttcvt4305 8 років тому +12

    'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .

  • @everythingsgoodx3941
    @everythingsgoodx3941 6 років тому +5

    Please Mike. 😂

  • @imnotwatchin
    @imnotwatchin 5 років тому +1

    What an analogy, pure fukn genius !! Dave is the 🐐 !!

  • @nicole19814
    @nicole19814 9 років тому +4

    This man is so funny. Seriously

  • @sulimanal-shehri1712
    @sulimanal-shehri1712 7 років тому +6

    i like skinny funny mustache dave chappelle more then the new buff one

  • @knight2battle
    @knight2battle 10 років тому +5

    The thing that he calls his face.. hahaha

  • @ShadowCat3292
    @ShadowCat3292 7 років тому +8

    He exposing the illuminati

  • @Decoy105
    @Decoy105 14 років тому +2

    "Hmm these balls are as smooth as eggs" lmao!!!...Im still crying

  • @NotGahruvey
    @NotGahruvey 5 років тому

    I remember getting this on dvd as a kid on accident thinking it was his regular show it’s bout to be 2019 and this is still hilarious. Dave is the king

  • @Masutora
    @Masutora 10 років тому +28

    I am not a good host.

  • @kaa6918
    @kaa6918 5 років тому +5

    that looks after he brings up the priests

  • @aldown
    @aldown 8 років тому +4

    I'm the same age as the kid (now, 26-27) and definitely was a fan of MJ by age 10, since age 4, I think.

    • @davidburt4545
      @davidburt4545 7 років тому +1

      aldown Same difference is I wouldn't have ratted like the snitch bitch kid. To me getting head from Michael Jackson would have been the highest honour.

  • @superfanatico199815
    @superfanatico199815 6 років тому +2

    4:20 That Delivery

  • @leethal59
    @leethal59 6 місяців тому +1

    lol still watching this in 2023, still makes me laugh.

  • @piney6855
    @piney6855 8 років тому +66

    JKNEWS!!!

  • @JohnTR3Pritchett
    @JohnTR3Pritchett 3 роки тому +1

    "please mike"

  • @knos1995
    @knos1995 13 років тому +1

    "please mike..." lmfao

  • @MrABODEE1990
    @MrABODEE1990 6 років тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂 omg i cant stop laughing when i watch this !!

    • @dmotta2811
      @dmotta2811 5 років тому

      Mc abod me too! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @airpegasus5167
    @airpegasus5167 5 років тому +1

    He’s Spot On About Higher Ups Using Celebrities Antics To Distract Us

  • @winkdboy
    @winkdboy 8 років тому +5

    Please Mike lol

  • @Wongburger
    @Wongburger 15 років тому +1

    my favorite comedian by far

  • @eduardtoth
    @eduardtoth 13 років тому +1

    just .. genius

  • @pickachuuuuu
    @pickachuuuuu 13 років тому +2

    I am fan of Mike but seriously i love how he praises him yet makes fun of him.

  • @fredymayhem
    @fredymayhem 8 років тому +144

    JKNEWS? ANYBODY?

    • @arianasolis529
      @arianasolis529 8 років тому

      YES

    • @dizzzy4evr
      @dizzzy4evr 8 років тому

      what happened on jknews? did they do a story on Dave chappelle or something?

    • @fredymayhem
      @fredymayhem 8 років тому +2

      dizzzy4evr it was about Michael Jackson and this particular situation with the boy and David brought up this Dave chappelle stand-up

    • @lisbel877
      @lisbel877 8 років тому

      yessssss

    • @kitStep37
      @kitStep37 8 років тому +2

      hello jk fans

  • @Intellect81
    @Intellect81 11 років тому +1

    "Like Bob Vila...these old balls!" LMAO

  • @rajithmaligaspe
    @rajithmaligaspe 9 років тому +17

    Hope Dave knew Mike had Vitiligo when he wrote those jokes down.

  • @joelv92
    @joelv92 Рік тому +1

    Dave can cure depression 🤣

  • @andyp1031
    @andyp1031 7 років тому +7

    he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂

  • @fayt72
    @fayt72 15 років тому +1

    "When You Look At Thing He Calls A Face" Rofl!

  • @PaulRaynaudWeirdPG
    @PaulRaynaudWeirdPG 13 років тому +1

    6:12-6:50 "Do you suck balls?" I Laughed So Hard!!!

  • @jgodoy_
    @jgodoy_ 9 років тому +4

    This shit was hilarious!!!

    • @ShadowMan66
      @ShadowMan66 8 років тому +3

      ***** Good on Dave, he is politically incorrect and I fucking love him for that!

  • @chrisx994
    @chrisx994 12 років тому

    "its been a year and half..you're gettin stronger evrytime i see you!!"..LOLZ

  • @13onghit
    @13onghit 10 років тому +1

    Motha Fuka that's a good host. Lol

  • @elaz2967
    @elaz2967 7 років тому +5

    Dave See's right through the bs ..

  • @PremiumFuelOnly
    @PremiumFuelOnly 10 років тому +1

    "this was YOUR wish, not mine!"

  • @jaxman626
    @jaxman626 Місяць тому

    6:08 bruh evrrytime this shit cracks me up😂😂😂

  • @knunchuckz
    @knunchuckz 12 років тому

    i like dave chappelle he keep it real his funny & deep @ the same time

  • @JonDGAF
    @JonDGAF 4 роки тому +2

    Funniest Shit of All Time

  • @Proloso
    @Proloso 4 роки тому

    I love his white impersonations. “I’m sorry.. I am sorry...” lmao!

  • @The1295theo
    @The1295theo 13 років тому

    i am hiting that beach and looking for ball suckers.funniest man ever.we need him back in this harsh times

  • @hanscombe72
    @hanscombe72 11 років тому +1

    I love his "white man voice". "Michael.... thank you for coming."

  • @alikermani211
    @alikermani211 2 роки тому +1

    Will Smith is new Micheal Jackson

  • @jayanxiety
    @jayanxiety 11 років тому +1

    Actually, I agree with you on this one. He poinnted out that it was unbelievable that a 10-year-old would want to meet Michael Jackson (whose musical career at the time was past its glory days) as his dying wish. He pointed out it was like him saying that his dying wish was to meet Chubby Checker (that was funny!).

  • @alexromero13
    @alexromero13 13 років тому

    dave chapplle is the fucking best

  • @stardustearthalways1965
    @stardustearthalways1965 8 років тому +10

    Can we all least study your saliva, please Mike!

  • @aintnosunshine
    @aintnosunshine 13 років тому

    "oh momma. .. ohh give me a room with chubby chuckle." LOL

  • @jetfreak4
    @jetfreak4 13 років тому

    Bob Vila fixing up and sponsoring Dave Chapelle's balls good god I'm dying..this man is brilliant

  • @douglaswatters7303
    @douglaswatters7303 2 роки тому +1

    That white voice, so fuking funny

  • @AlpheusGibbs
    @AlpheusGibbs 5 років тому +4

    Dave was right, if he said the joke but it was about priest. No one would laugh. But since it was about Mike people laugh.

  • @rosebucknermoontrapper481
    @rosebucknermoontrapper481 4 роки тому +1

    I'm the biggest Michael Jackson fan and he's 💯% not gilty .
    I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON ❤️
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈🎉

  • @nickcage5741
    @nickcage5741 9 років тому +115

    I was going to make a gay joke.
    Butt fuck it

    • @1mrbremos
      @1mrbremos 9 років тому +2

      HA!

    • @smartalek180
      @smartalek180 8 років тому +1

      +Noah Watson
      That's hard, man.

    • @fmg8232
      @fmg8232 7 років тому

      smartalek180 thats what she said

  • @QueenMJade89
    @QueenMJade89 14 років тому +1

    I miss Michael! I agree with Chapelle bring me more of the facts and applause for being a good host! LMAO!

  • @DarkChildMuzik
    @DarkChildMuzik 12 років тому

    Dave is the fucking GOD of Comedy. I miss this nigga like mad.

  • @dannydowd9768
    @dannydowd9768 2 роки тому +1

    I still didn’t think he didn’t.

  • @coxson
    @coxson 10 років тому

    best line of all time

  • @Duffield_World89
    @Duffield_World89 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂 wait a minute wait a minute Mr Jackson what's the wine and PILLS for 👀👀😅

  • @Wladislav
    @Wladislav 9 років тому

    Cure for cancer oh man, love that bit so much.

  • @PhilipShakota
    @PhilipShakota 14 років тому +1

    omg look at his face at 6:16

  • @1relentless3
    @1relentless3 10 років тому +1

    what else do ya want....what else do ya want!?

  • @empressmamakeh9535
    @empressmamakeh9535 8 років тому +2

    Dave 😂😂😂😂😁