Well, here in Taiwan, this shit is real. Some folks sacrifice pigs to the gods on the 5th day of Chinese New Year, in order to gain favor and good luck throughout the whole year. It is believed that the bigger the pig, the better the year you'll have, so it's quite competitive among those folks. The highest record was that in the year 2012, the prize pig was raised to 1061 kilograms (~1.17 ton). Despite the criticisms on force feeding and animal cruelty, this tradition is still going strong.
They do more than that. The gutted prize pig will be spread flat on a structure, and be made into a wall like decoration for the festival. Example : i.imgur.com/zY78xOB.jpg
The parrot thing about the indoctrination of sounds of god is a huge liar, which is fair, because its the main topic of that of which woolie presented.
The fact we were robbed of the moment he first saw it is the greatest crime in history
"Feed me my oats tiny round human"
"I am thankful for you, sir."
I wonder if he actually does now.
i feed my son he is becoming powerful
The sheep has transcended math and logic to become an absolute unit of a rhombus
TRANSENDING HISTORY AND THE WORLD, A SONG OF SHEEP AND POWER ETERNALY RETOLD
"...giant rectangles of...prosperity"
Not gonna lie, this is one of my top favorite intro segments they've done since it paved the way to funny shit to waste time on.
You can literally hear Pat dying.
My slab of a son!
"Gigantic Square Van Cows!"
- Woolie 2018
Did we all legit think Woolie said, "through various ＭＥＭＥＳ?"
I know I sure did!
I read this as he said it.
“I am growing stronger”
Zangief has entered the ring.
- Zangief has entered the fray! -
Pat's son has entered the fray
A large torso with disproportionately small appendages? I think I know why Pat is losing his shit over this...
Big Boss didn't die for these kind of Memes
I knew this was gonna be one of my favorite podcasts with the title and the first thing you hear being pats maniacal laughter
I feel that this is another power of 『CRAZY TALK』that's yet to be discovered.
A cold open to already-lost shit.
That moment in the SBFC where I wished that I had been watching the stream.
I EAT FOOD, I GET A BIG
He is becoming powerful.
BIG FOOD
BIG NUMBAH
@@goodninji8 Who would've thought this bit incepted the meme into our brains, and that it'd bloom so far into the future.
@@BigFingerRo Truly.
We were the memes all along.
BUT THE HUNGER STILL REMAINS
No it's not what Brock Lesner rides to work that IS Brock lesner
I'm losing it over Brock Lesner. X'D
Dan White Brock Lesner animorphs into that.
You mean Brock Lesner’s fursona.
OATS, SON
! A B S O L U T E U N I T !
In awe at the size of these lads
You know you're in for a treat they're laughing like that before it even starts
Well, here in Taiwan, this shit is real.
Some folks sacrifice pigs to the gods on the 5th day of Chinese New Year, in order to gain favor and good luck throughout the whole year.
It is believed that the bigger the pig, the better the year you'll have, so it's quite competitive among those folks.
The highest record was that in the year 2012, the prize pig was raised to 1061 kilograms (~1.17 ton).
Despite the criticisms on force feeding and animal cruelty, this tradition is still going strong.
do they also leave the dead carcass sitting by the side of the road, because nobody could be bothered?
They do more than that.
The gutted prize pig will be spread flat on a structure, and be made into a wall like decoration for the festival.
Example : i.imgur.com/zY78xOB.jpg
That's the most metal thing I've ever seen, holy shit! Taiwanese culture kicks ass!
I've watched this several times now and I still hear "various memes."
Horses are now ruined for me forever ,thanks Matt
Memes and farm history predicted dynamaxing
Did the sheep eat a painting?
Miss these guys
I've heard this clip about a dozen times by now, and every single time I STILL mishear Woolie as saying "Various MEMES".
Now I'm sad. :(
I keep fucking relistening to this one because the descent into madness never ceases to amuse me.
This podcast is the reason why i understand the owl with a nightcap in Witcher 3
I swear I read a MLP fanfic that had the VR goggles premise once
Hranim svog sina, postaje snažan.
B E C O M E G I A N T
Ahhhh... Good(?) memories...
I wish they would just release the bit were Pat's losing his shit
Holy shit I busted a gut
This. Is without a doubt. My favorite start to a podcast EVER! X'D Fucking trapezoid sheep, man.
P O L Y G O N A L
The parrot thing about the indoctrination of sounds of god is a huge liar, which is fair, because its the main topic of that of which woolie presented.
BROTHER, MAY I HAVE SOME OATS?
that title
what
I wonder if Matt and Pat were on the rocks even here... :/
I wonder what their beef was
@@irtazaazam2573 rectangle beef
What amazing messageboards do they find this stuff?
twitter
Boxxy Lego Playmobil lol
this is why they broke up
the whole bit isn't even really that funny, they "milk it". It's Pat's reaction in the beginning that I keep coming back for
Fucking same
😂😂
That meme only lasted like a week huh