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  • @theescapist
    @theescapist  4 роки тому +179

    Watch Yahtzee's Best, Worst and Blandest of 2019 early at the link: www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2019-best-worst-and-blandest-zero-punctuation/

    • @iainrickwood2623
      @iainrickwood2623 4 роки тому +16

      Is yahtzee going to do a Top 5s list for the 2010s?

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  4 роки тому +28

      @@iainrickwood2623 He is doing something for the decade, yes.

    • @iainrickwood2623
      @iainrickwood2623 4 роки тому +6

      @@theescapist brilliant, thx for the reply

    • @joeyparkhill8751
      @joeyparkhill8751 4 роки тому +4

      SPOILER ALERT: I knew Contra would be the Number 1 worst game of 2019 because Konami is the EA of Japan!

    • @aisakataiga5200
      @aisakataiga5200 4 роки тому +1

      @@qreeves who cares?

  • @takuansoho5836
    @takuansoho5836 4 роки тому +561

    Ahoy y'all, and happy new year 2020 !
    As always, here's a table of timecodes for your convenience

    • @takuansoho5836
      @takuansoho5836 4 роки тому +11

      @@thecrabmaestro564 Yes yes YES ! All right ! I had computer problems ... Christ. :'O
      Awww shit now I have to finish the 2019 too oh fuckfuckfuckfuck

    • @idiotstreams6608
      @idiotstreams6608 4 роки тому +8

      Thanks mate

    • @professionalhimbo
      @professionalhimbo 4 роки тому +10

      @@takuansoho5836 doing gods work, mate. 'Preciate ya, bud.

    • @JayCross454
      @JayCross454 4 роки тому +13

      The hero we don't deserve

    • @domh4201
      @domh4201 4 роки тому +2

      I’m

  • @MrGeorgerocker
    @MrGeorgerocker 3 роки тому +99

    Love how theres so many of these now by the time i finish them i already forgot the early ones so i just keep looping

  • @42Mrgreenman
    @42Mrgreenman Рік тому +42

    "My goodness, my glass house is sparkling delightfully in the morning sun...what a nice day to engage in my hobby of projectile mineralogy."

  • @alialmuhanna4938
    @alialmuhanna4938 2 роки тому +106

    49:40
    In case anyone watching this video isn’t aware, Yahtzee’s book is really good; get the audiobook, Yahtzee’s performance is excellent.

    • @sebastianvelcro
      @sebastianvelcro Рік тому +6

      The first book he wrote was pretty good. I think it was called Mogworld?
      It's been a long time but something about it stuck with me.

    • @TheCynicalblue
      @TheCynicalblue Рік тому +4

      @@sebastianvelcro I really liked jam, and snarky prick that was travis. Also i believe he worked on the MOG World video game in that book.

  • @allbottledup9513
    @allbottledup9513 4 роки тому +212

    Can we just stop and appreciate that this man has been making this amazing series for nigh on 13 years now!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +980

    What better way to start the decade then with a compilation of videos made 2 years ago .

    • @SpectraPrime
      @SpectraPrime 4 роки тому +7

      It's also mistitled one year later than the actual video

    • @calsepher
      @calsepher 4 роки тому +2

      No it is

    • @varunnarain50
      @varunnarain50 4 роки тому +5

      Than*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +7

      @@SpectraPrime it's not, it just starts with the with 2016's best, worst and blandest games

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      @sophie3352 4 роки тому +2

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  • @ismellstatic
    @ismellstatic 4 роки тому +74

    The experience of watching these is vastly improved by kaleidoscope glasses

    • @superbot3994
      @superbot3994 Місяць тому

      Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

  • @crowtreasure2127
    @crowtreasure2127 4 роки тому +105

    Yatzee's voice is one of the few things that can pull me out of an anxiety attack.
    Love those compilations!

    • @tourtle1497
      @tourtle1497 4 роки тому +18

      Saskia-Mae Kuczer ironically, the sound of Yatzee’s voice probably puts a lot of game industries *into* an anxiety attack

    • @CharlemagneGuy127
      @CharlemagneGuy127 3 роки тому +3

      His voice helps put me to sleep as well. That and his yellow backgrounds make my eyes heavy whenever i need sleep.

  • @jninecloutier316
    @jninecloutier316 4 роки тому +61

    Yay! We can now listen to 44 hours of Yahtzee without any punctuation. Best new years gift ever!

  • @sbfh014
    @sbfh014 4 роки тому +73

    Ive binged the other gigantic compilations of the year, so glad to know I have another to watch lol

    • @dosbilliam
      @dosbilliam 4 роки тому

      Well, this is the last one. :D

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 4 роки тому +495

    Me, lying to myself - "I'm gonna do productive today!!!"
    Sees 4 hours of yahtzee drop - "Aaaw, darn. Well maybe tomorrow."

    • @wasneeplus
      @wasneeplus 4 роки тому +6

      Ain't that some truth...

    • @NoobsDeSroobs
      @NoobsDeSroobs 4 роки тому +2

      You have more than 4 hours in the day.

    • @jacobjerue9701
      @jacobjerue9701 4 роки тому +2

      @@NoobsDeSroobs I mean yeah, but you start with one 4 hour video, then its another, then another, last thing you know its been a week and your family think your dead

    • @NoobsDeSroobs
      @NoobsDeSroobs 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobjerue9701 You assume that the viewer either has not seen the previous ones, or that rewatching is fine. I didn't include that, but yea. I see whay you mean.

    • @jacobjerue9701
      @jacobjerue9701 4 роки тому

      @@NoobsDeSroobs fair point

  • @nathancox2105
    @nathancox2105 11 місяців тому +5

    I love the sneaky Calvin and hobbes g.r.o.s.s. reference in the injustice 2 review. Calvin and hobbes was my childhood

  • @sunlitsol5454
    @sunlitsol5454 4 роки тому +191

    56:44
    9S, when spelled phonetically, sounds similar to the Latin phrase "non esse"
    Which means "not to be"

    • @nickg1317
      @nickg1317 4 роки тому +13

      Ah yes, but in spanish it means "not friend" so...yeah...that's something right?

    • @KamenriderCrusher
      @KamenriderCrusher 4 роки тому +7

      GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

    • @Izunundara
      @Izunundara 4 роки тому +3

      Probably the most subtle the writers ever managed to be

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry 4 роки тому +6

      You know, with someone like Yoko Taro in charge of Nier Automata, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he was going for.

    • @TheBerzekerC
      @TheBerzekerC 3 роки тому +6

      I heard it was because 9S sounds like "nice ass" wich is something you would think of 2B

  • @HonkeyKongLive
    @HonkeyKongLive 4 роки тому +31

    And that's the full set! I have my bedtime listening now...

    • @devonstallard1865
      @devonstallard1865 4 роки тому +1

      Incorrect, now they have to make a 2019 compilation. Because they waited until 2020 to "finish"

    • @HonkeyKongLive
      @HonkeyKongLive 4 роки тому +1

      @@devonstallard1865 this would be the last video of the 2019 compilation so I wouldn't expect that to be done yet. They had previously done 2018 before 2017 so the collection had a gap. They are now caught up with past years. Full collection.

  • @MostlyNotDps
    @MostlyNotDps 4 роки тому +15

    Exciting! I have all of these as a playlist for my work/commute. Better than any ppdcast.

  • @averagebritishguy7082
    @averagebritishguy7082 4 роки тому +52

    Back with the whole randomly skipping thing, and this time we have a pair of giant hands saying "stop reading things" while pointing at an imp in a Viking helmet lying next to a trash can full of books.

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 2 роки тому +4

      Mine was an Englishman giving a Japanese man a lobotomy with a pickaxe

  • @TheBenenene10
    @TheBenenene10 4 роки тому +66

    Neat, some fresh sounds to fall asleep to!

  • @SoloMael
    @SoloMael 4 роки тому +49

    I like to imagine that these compilations are just Yahtzee talking about games he's played for hour-long rants

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 4 роки тому +27

    it took me until the hillary clinton campaign joke to realize the Let It Die segment wasn't just some tangent of the "best/worst games" list

  • @ryanschramm8147
    @ryanschramm8147 3 роки тому +72

    I've been binging these all the way back to the 2007 one and I finally realized the issue with Yahtzee that he himself clearly learned years ago: he's always going to have a warped perspective because A) he resents games that he can't speed through in a weekend to get his review out and B) because unlike us, he HAS to play everything that comes out, he in turn will compare every game to every other game. How many Metroidvania games have YOU played lately? Because he seemed to have played every one that exists

    • @allnaturalfigjam310
      @allnaturalfigjam310 3 роки тому +16

      But this means that if he recommends something it stands out as particularly good. Like, he grudgingly called Guacamelee "quite good" and for someone like me, who's only played like 3 Metroidvania games ever, it was awesome! Also he doesn't exclusively like short games - he liked Stardew Valley, and that's incredibly long.

    • @ng.tr.s.p.1254
      @ng.tr.s.p.1254 2 роки тому +5

      disagree with point A tbh

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 2 роки тому +4

      He resents games that waste his time unnecessarily more than ones he can't just speed through. Need I remind you of his intense love of Dark Souls and his fondess for Persona?

  • @Makverus
    @Makverus 4 роки тому +59

    My favorite joke in this probably is Mario going "suffer-a me now!"

    • @dragonfire420blazin8
      @dragonfire420blazin8 4 роки тому +6

      My favorite, is Yahtzee yelling "Dotty Twats" at dice.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 4 роки тому +5

      i want a shadow of mordor mario mod

  • @vobsvids
    @vobsvids 2 роки тому +15

    2:24:22 Mario 64 is actually well aged from a gameplay perspective, I’ve never touched an N64 until recently and the only game for it was Mario 64- the graphics aside (3D didn’t look and doesn’t look good if it’s from the 90s or early 2000s) I liked it more than most modern games I’ve played. Mario controls really well and it’s a fun game overall, plenty to explore and it’s the best execution of “do what you want as a player” because most stars are available to you from the start if you know what you’re doing.
    I’m only 16 so the most I’ve seen out of the gaming industry is the tired old and boring tropes pushed by Ubisoft, EA, and Activision.
    The rare good titles nowadays come from Valve or some indie developers.

    • @meapickle
      @meapickle Рік тому

      As a person who was a kid when mario 64 came out. It's still a fun game that pioneered the 3d platformer. But everyone needs to remember that every game since had added quality of life improvements.
      Also goldeneye is still fun to play, but oh dear God has that game aged horribly. Graphics aren't everything, but that game has enemies firing at u from behind fog and poor resolution

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 4 роки тому +8

    I actually got that Borg reference ... And I never seen that episode! You planting memories in my head?!

  • @shaunmadison99
    @shaunmadison99 4 роки тому +12

    I think I might've stumbled upon one of the most greatest thing in life.. you're brilliant!!!

  • @Bantorain93R
    @Bantorain93R 4 роки тому +117

    Alright, time to play “Go to a random time and quote the video!”
    I got:
    “Experimentation is good; it’s how we learn! How else would you know that you get sexually aroused from packing peanut butter in a dolphin’s blowhole?

    • @Egurius3
      @Egurius3 4 роки тому +10

      Truly important information right there.

    • @predetor911
      @predetor911 4 роки тому +4

      Bantorain 93R “why that lady gave birth at the end”

    • @vapid6311
      @vapid6311 4 роки тому +5

      that's easy, purely because he's so quotable "Kill the whores" "Alright, quit fussing!"

    • @umokwhy2830
      @umokwhy2830 4 роки тому +3

      I got "fuck the surge, fuck deck 13, and fuck anyone who likes it"

    • @jigurd
      @jigurd 4 роки тому

      "How else would you know you get sexually aroused from packing peanut butter into a dolphin's blowhole?"

  • @skarenfly
    @skarenfly 4 роки тому +7

    lmao @ 9:06 "hack hackard" being an obvious reference to "Jack Packard" who Yahtzee now regularly works & streams with, what a happy coincidence.

  • @djivoodoo1751
    @djivoodoo1751 4 роки тому +16

    Six months later, this video is the best thing to happen in 2020.

    • @ilikecamping
      @ilikecamping Рік тому +3

      Well I hope you enjoyed it before the world went to even more shit three years later…

  • @netkat7486
    @netkat7486 3 роки тому +12

    Beautiful moment where Yahtzee's going on about terrible thing in sonic forces and it cuts to a raid advert without breaking the flow....

  • @ryanschramm8147
    @ryanschramm8147 3 роки тому +22

    Was the HZD review the first time Yahtzee admitted "It's not the game, it's me."

    • @TrinityTheKitty
      @TrinityTheKitty 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe, I know he admitted to feeling that way about Ori and the Blind forest / will of the wisps. He knows it’s good he just doesn’t understand why it makes him so angry

  • @malachichampion
    @malachichampion 3 роки тому +21

    46:23
    Remember the time yahtz said Breath of the Wild was "most definitely a more advisable purchase" for the wii u?
    I remember 😂

    • @J05TI
      @J05TI 3 роки тому +2

      His reasons still hold up, save for the Switch not having games.
      I disagree with him now and would have disagreed with him at the time (if I watched his review at the time), too, but he does give good reasons.

  • @missjade6410
    @missjade6410 4 роки тому +98

    Let's celebrate 2020 by binging 4 hours of content from 2017.

    • @nathanallwood249
      @nathanallwood249 4 роки тому +5

      Looking back and seeing that there's not much to celebrate:
      .....Well then....

    • @alloounou6900
      @alloounou6900 4 роки тому +8

      Let's celebrate to let's cope.

    • @TheDangerousBri
      @TheDangerousBri 3 роки тому +3

      A much less shit year...

  • @mikemcmullen5006
    @mikemcmullen5006 Рік тому +67

    Hellblade doesn't erase your game, it just tells you it will. Never happened untill the story requires the corruption to take over

    • @cmck1777
      @cmck1777 Рік тому +11

      I wish it had deleted the game… a terrible, overwrought, melodramatic slog. Stands as an example of bad game design for the ages. Ludonarrative dissonance off the charts.

    • @CenturionOfficial
      @CenturionOfficial Рік тому +2

      ​@cmck1777 if slower, more story driven games are not your style, go play Overwatch or CoD or something similar. Saying something shouldn't exist because you didn't personally have fun or get to shoot the bad people is kinda childish and naive. Not every game is made for you or me or anyone.

    • @cmck1777
      @cmck1777 Рік тому +7

      @@CenturionOfficial Tell me how the combat in that game elevated the themes central to the plot? Or the overall message of the game? I don’t mean the inclusion of combat in the abstract I mean the specific mechanics of Senua’s Sacrifice’s combat - dodging and attacking semi-rhythmically in a closed off arena wearing enemies down until you can do an execution move on them - how does this serve the game?

    • @DoppeD
      @DoppeD Рік тому +9

      ​@@CenturionOfficialSmack that straw man!

    • @CenturionOfficial
      @CenturionOfficial Рік тому

      @@DoppeD it's not a straw man to simply reply to what he said. He said it should have deleted the game because he didn't have fun with it. How is my response a strawman when it's directly responding to what was specifically said?

  • @davidmichaelescobedopachec794
    @davidmichaelescobedopachec794 4 роки тому +34

    And onto the first day of the new decade, we review the spectacles and failures of the game industry in 2017 with our favorite 2D game critic. Here's to seeing him dissect this year's new batch of test subjects.

  • @dragonfire420blazin8
    @dragonfire420blazin8 4 роки тому +9

    Wanna play the Zero Punctuation drinking game? Its easy, take a drink every time Yahtzee swears, says something related to sex or masturbation, and take a drink when Yahtzee's character is behind his desk. Good fucking luck remaining sentient afterwards.

    • @Vanillastump
      @Vanillastump 2 роки тому +1

      You'll be dead 20 minutes in.

  • @VitusPrimeGuy
    @VitusPrimeGuy 4 роки тому +5

    Another Year, Another ZP Binge! Thank you kindly Escapist/Yhatzee

  • @Xenobears
    @Xenobears 4 роки тому +7

    What a way to start the decade.

  • @wendevious7809
    @wendevious7809 4 роки тому +31

    Yahtzee has a lovely deadpan voice. Like it's weirdly calming???

  • @MetalWingedWolf
    @MetalWingedWolf 4 роки тому +4

    I was just thinking I should check if escapist planned to blow my new year away with a solid video drop.

  • @JohnDoe-nq4du
    @JohnDoe-nq4du 3 роки тому +6

    "A city management sim featuring Crash Bandicoot and Pyramid-Head"
    I would play the hell outta that game.

  • @nolanross8873
    @nolanross8873 3 роки тому +6

    I just now realized he is quickly counting the hit man games before saying the total 😂

  • @michaelmcdonnell5574
    @michaelmcdonnell5574 4 роки тому +8

    All right let's play our little game find a random timestamp and see what random image we get
    Mine was Ubisoft and Nintendo talking with Far Cry 4 and Assassin's Creed Unity in background while a dog with a castle for a face is in the and Ubisoft is snorting a tower

  • @ScooterCentral952
    @ScooterCentral952 Рік тому +6

    Sleep well tonight guys ❤

  • @42Mrgreenman
    @42Mrgreenman Рік тому +3

    It may be just because I'm a dumb American, but every time Yahtzee says, "Rugby scrum" I chuckle...

  • @upinsmokeproductions6471
    @upinsmokeproductions6471 2 роки тому +5

    The no man's sky joke coming in strong years later.

  • @lawrencesmith6
    @lawrencesmith6 2 роки тому +1

    01:30:06 ---> Surprise Swearing
    01:36:26 ---> Bible Verses
    02:46:27 ---> Riddles

  • @LimaBe18901
    @LimaBe18901 4 роки тому +9

    Another compilation to help me go to sleep.

  • @kwinterburn9931
    @kwinterburn9931 2 роки тому +3

    I'm amazed that every time I take a drink I manage to get hit with a banger of a joke

  • @Lintuxlolz
    @Lintuxlolz 3 роки тому +4

    I must say I do prefer lampposts held up by lollipop sticks to trees held up by adamantium.

  • @IjiModo
    @IjiModo 4 роки тому +41

    Oh wow. I had no idea I was spending 4 hours a year on these.

    • @AshenDruid
      @AshenDruid 4 роки тому +12

      Not counting reruns

    • @guguy00
      @guguy00 4 роки тому +6

      At least.

    • @nickg1317
      @nickg1317 4 роки тому +2

      They edit these big compilations, so it's probably a decent bit more. Not another hour or anything, but they cut jokes from these versions. Also, you only watch them once each? Weird...

  • @Kroododile553
    @Kroododile553 3 роки тому +2

    A four hour Zero Punctuation video? “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?”

  • @favioferreira8921
    @favioferreira8921 2 роки тому +5

    1:18:40 They didn’t remove the ZP logo for one frame.

  • @splatlandss
    @splatlandss 4 роки тому +32

    cant wait to see what they censored this time

    • @allnaturalfigjam310
      @allnaturalfigjam310 3 роки тому

      I actually loved the salty "UA-cam" dubs in the Void Bastards review and I was kind of disappointed when they removed them.

  • @Changetheling
    @Changetheling 4 роки тому +6

    55: 09 - "Maybe we're all just sequels in this great disappointingly long-running franchise we call life".

  • @derpizzaman1050
    @derpizzaman1050 4 роки тому +7

    i'd like to see a zero punctuation but only the punctuation

  • @BloodReaperZ
    @BloodReaperZ 4 роки тому +3

    You click on a video and find four hours of Yahtzee rambling about video games.
    *WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS*

  • @BBB_bbb_BBB
    @BBB_bbb_BBB 4 роки тому +4

    Elegiac, thanks for the expanded vocabulary.

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets 4 роки тому +6

    2:32:52 You can hear the mouse clip to go to the next part of the script

  • @OmegaSoypreme
    @OmegaSoypreme 4 роки тому +10

    Yay! That's my next four hours of grinding in WoW taken care of!

  • @sololobos6969
    @sololobos6969 4 роки тому +4

    I love how Yahtzee is about to crack up at the Chihuahua in a wheelchair bit! Lol

    • @GreaserMan
      @GreaserMan 4 роки тому +1

      When aboots?

    • @nathanallwood249
      @nathanallwood249 4 роки тому +2

      @@GreaserMan at the end of the best, worst and blandest of 2016. It was about Homefront: The Revolution.

  • @azzzanadra
    @azzzanadra 4 роки тому +20

    "nintendo's prolong suicide" then the next year brought nintendo back to life

  • @Wyvernn_
    @Wyvernn_ 4 роки тому +8

    i wonder if Yahtzee's new book is out yet

  • @thomasdr08
    @thomasdr08 4 роки тому +8

    When are we gonna get the 2019 mashup?

  • @pnx073
    @pnx073 3 роки тому +1

    Feels like the intro just described bits of what happened in 2020

  • @Starduckvalley
    @Starduckvalley 4 роки тому +7

    Please do every year now so I can watch them without feeling bad for watching a compilation on someone else's page

  • @squadalaguydc
    @squadalaguydc 4 роки тому +5

    Oh wow, they even kept the sponsored stuff from the original videos lol

  • @kiraveritas3060
    @kiraveritas3060 4 роки тому +4

    In the Stick of Truth review Yahtzee says “since my last circumcision” which makes it sound like he’s had or is going to have multiple, which makes me wonder just how many rocket ships he has...

  • @Ward1706
    @Ward1706 4 роки тому +2

    I think the Escapist is trying to get me to buy a copy of "Will Save The Galaxy For Food." But the joke's on them, I have fuck all money.

  • @lnt305
    @lnt305 4 роки тому +6

    I know they are the first video of the year, but I’d prefer if the rankings were at the end of the year that they summarize

  • @thedarkbeforedawn5743
    @thedarkbeforedawn5743 4 роки тому +2

    2017 was my favorite year of his

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 4 роки тому +7

    Watching these over multiple times had me notice Yahtzee has a thing for mating with cows.
    I enjoy his videos regardless. Haha.

    • @allnaturalfigjam310
      @allnaturalfigjam310 3 роки тому +1

      I think the cow thing is a Harvest Moon reference

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman Рік тому +1

      LOL, maybe I've been watching these on repeat too much, but he also seems to have a thing about "Randy Stallions"...

  • @starbomber
    @starbomber 4 роки тому +5

    44:00 "Armored person who goes rawr a lot"
    Or Jormungundr, unarmored crackhead who screams rawr a lot more.

  • @brettvorstenbosch8120
    @brettvorstenbosch8120 2 роки тому +1

    With Kings and counsellors of the Earth

  • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
    @suspicioustumbleweed4760 4 роки тому +1

    The Banjo Kazooie meth jigsaw puzzle is blowing my mind because yesterday i watched a video about a clear blue puzzle and the guy who solved it made it into a Breaking Bad sketch

  • @Wouldyoukindly4545
    @Wouldyoukindly4545 4 роки тому +18

    Yahtzee:" You were you mysterious wall designer person with whom I find a strange kinship as I gaze upon your work?" ...sorry dude, nearly repeated patterns are totally someone throwing fractals up on walls. Cause they are hella easy to program, and look good with almost zero actual fucking work.

    • @Changetheling
      @Changetheling 4 роки тому +2

      Still that doesn't give us the name of who did it.
      Useless explanation much?

    • @EnDTh3S1L3NcE
      @EnDTh3S1L3NcE 4 роки тому +3

      Still doesn't change Destiny 2 from being a boring game, even programmed patterns are more exciting

  • @ryuail
    @ryuail 4 роки тому +11

    Thinking about Mass Effect: Andromedia I appreciate how much more wasted potential it truly had. Instead of colonization of a new galaxy that is already populated by intelligent, space faring peoples, why wasn't ME:A about the eventual collision of the Milky Way & Andromeda galaxies? Empires, trade routes, and technologies will require loads of sci-fi politicking to consolidate, and with no lack of posturing between races which could lead to laser fights. Think reverse Brexit.
    But no, that'd be way too fucking interesting for BioWare anymore.

  • @tukavaraandco7820
    @tukavaraandco7820 2 роки тому +2

    Open video.
    Find random point to skip too.
    Water balloons filled with gravy explode.

  • @ActonMan
    @ActonMan 3 роки тому +2

    I watch these to quickly come down trips

  • @deadhead4077
    @deadhead4077 4 роки тому +3

    Are you going to patch in your word play for no man's sky since the game has been "fixed"

  • @rondroske3623
    @rondroske3623 10 місяців тому

    Wow. Destiny 2 has come a long way. Kind of amazing that it's still going strong. And not in a counterstrike kind of way, a LOT has happened in these 7 years, storywise.

  • @augustvalek
    @augustvalek 4 роки тому +2

    We are running out of years, the dread is palpable

  • @JohnnyBurnes
    @JohnnyBurnes 4 роки тому +3

    Heads up Escapist. UA-cam's algorithm deliberately hates Zero Punctuation.
    I've been watching individual episodes, hoping the recommended videos would keep a good theme between episodes, and NEVER after DOZENS of videos watched has the next recommended video been another ZP or Escapist video! Rendering "Autoplay" worthless!
    Consistently Cinemassacre or Red Letter Media, but never ever ZP/Escapist.
    Just figured I'd point out UA-cam is a bastard.

    • @JohnnyBurnes
      @JohnnyBurnes 4 роки тому +1

      Oh look! My next recommended video's Last Week Tonight. What a twist!

    • @ssvineman
      @ssvineman 4 роки тому +1

      My next recommended videos have all been Nostalgia Critic.

    • @Bantorain93R
      @Bantorain93R 4 роки тому

      I’ve had a fuckton of ZP, though. Try deleting some things from your watch history and auto-tagged search settings.

    • @JohnnyBurnes
      @JohnnyBurnes 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bantorain93R I don't know. I've even unsubscribed to the other channels, and STILL the next video suggested's never an Escapist one!
      Makes Autoplay worthless!
      I'm usually listening to these driving/working and can't mess with my phone after each video.

    • @AaronCorr
      @AaronCorr 4 роки тому

      @@JohnnyBurnes I had that with CircleToonsHD. I watched a playlist and made sure to Like every video. Now I get it in my recommend

  • @dragonfire420blazin8
    @dragonfire420blazin8 4 роки тому +2

    Its a shame this'll be the last compilation of ZP videos for quite sometime.

  • @ethanbell6762
    @ethanbell6762 Рік тому

    Fractured But Whole honestly seems like it couldn't decide what the climax was gonna be, and in the end, Stone and Parker both decided it'd be funnier if they just stopped bothering with it.

  • @projectpally4320
    @projectpally4320 17 днів тому

    You did play the best game of 2017 and my fav game ever right that being PREY

  • @AdmiralSpaceballs
    @AdmiralSpaceballs 2 роки тому +4

    5:30 he did patched something better in later .

  • @OneMoreDesu
    @OneMoreDesu 3 роки тому +2

    Velum, from which good maps were made from, cost a lot of time to produce.

  • @thewmonster
    @thewmonster 4 роки тому

    made it 18minutes before my mind melted

  • @logisniper9863
    @logisniper9863 4 роки тому

    Awww yeah it’s all coming together now

  • @birdsbayes
    @birdsbayes 2 роки тому

    Well I certainly did watch this.

  • @dragonfire420blazin8
    @dragonfire420blazin8 4 роки тому +4

    40:02 it sounds like he said "foreigner"

  • @LiamPennington
    @LiamPennington 3 роки тому +2

    Oh if you watch enough of these, it's not just cows. There's the dolphin phase, I think all that happened before the wife and child, maybe it's still going on.

  • @ponchopponcho
    @ponchopponcho 3 роки тому +2

    KNACK 2 BAYBEEEE

  • @thepoetoffall7820
    @thepoetoffall7820 4 роки тому +29

    Ok.... you kinda got the wrong thing here. I think you meant to post the 2019 compilation.

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  4 роки тому +27

      That one arrives at the end of the month.

    • @thomasdr08
      @thomasdr08 4 роки тому

      Escapist end of January?

    • @TheSpectreKnight
      @TheSpectreKnight 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomasdr08 well that is the end of the month

    • @thepoetoffall7820
      @thepoetoffall7820 4 роки тому +1

      Escapist Ok, cool, but why did you wait? I’m not annoyed or anything, but I can’t help but feel it was an opportunity missed. Like dropping the newest compilation on New Year’s Day...

  • @wontorres
    @wontorres 4 роки тому +6

    It'd be funny if they actually patched in a better joke for that No Man's Sky bit

  • @ChaoticEnigma92
    @ChaoticEnigma92 4 роки тому +2

    I think Yahtzee might have a spider fetish...

    • @nathanallwood249
      @nathanallwood249 4 роки тому +2

      Considering his love of From Software games, not hard to see why.

  • @dmjord412
    @dmjord412 4 роки тому +1

    Glad for no intro music

  • @FrankyBabes
    @FrankyBabes Рік тому +4

    RIP ZP

  • @chrismccormack8237
    @chrismccormack8237 4 роки тому +2

    Is yahtzee's voice different? I watched 2018 right before this one. And I swear it's a different voice.

  • @86_percent28
    @86_percent28 Рік тому +2

    1:54:10 well that really came back around didn’t it