Compiled for your perusal and enjoyment. 0:00 Yahtzee’s 2018 Best, Worst & Blandest 6:56 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 12:06 Gris / Ashen 17:28 Katamari Damacy Reroll 22:34 Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes 27:28 Resident Evil 2 (2019) 32:51 Kingdom Hearts III 37:58 Metro Exodus 43:00 Far Cry New Dawn 47:58 Anthem 53:06 Crackdown 3 58:05 Left Alive 1:03:13 Devil May Cry 5 1:08:08 Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 1:13:09 Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice 1:18:11 Unheard / Outward 1:23:20 Yoshi’s Crafted World 1:28:22 Mortal Kombat 11 1:33:49 Katana Zero 1:38:55 Days Gone 1:44:13 Close to the Sun 1:49:15 Rage 2 1:54:18 Observation 1:59:04 A Plague Tale: Innocence 2:04:00 E3 2019 2:09:48 Blood: Fresh Supply 2:15:07 Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night 2:20:11 Judgment 2:25:03 The Sinking City 2:30:08 My Friend Pedro / Sea of Solitude 2:35:06 Acclaim Entertainment Hall of Shame 2:40:32 Wolfenstein: Youngblood 2:45:21 Horace 2:50:06 Rebel Galaxy Outlaw 2:55:07 Control 3:00:11 The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan 3:05:05 Remnant: From the Ashes 3:10:35 Blair Witch 3:15:52 Gears 5 3:21:18 Astral Chain 3:26:54 Contra: Rogue Corps 3:31:48 Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Breakpoint 3:36:55 Indivisible 3:41:57 The Outer Worlds 3:46:50 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (or Disco Elysium) 3:52:03 Luigi’s Mansion 3 3:56:59 Death Stranding 4:02:05 Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order 4:07:15 Shenmue III 4:12:14 2019 Games Yahtzee Didn’t Review Roundup 4:17:52 Phoenix Point / Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
Just had the best ad transition ever; "with a name like that they were only ever going to be one of two things: medieval french noblewoman, or CHEESY STUFFED CRAZY BREAD"
As for me I've had premium so long whenever I hear an ad play when my parents were listening to music outside from my moms phone I jump awake to switch to my account because I feel bad XD.
@@PsychoDiesel48 I always find it funny when I go to switch what video I am listening to at work and see my Recommended change. It is normally replaced by either Vine Compilations or British Panel shows because my Mom or Sister just got home.
I think it's a little dismissive is the problem: "spectacle" to me implies "all style, no substance," where Character Action Games all pride themselves on depth of gameplay and challenge.
Yeah but like he says, character action doesn't describe shit. It's like action adventure, but leave it to Vidya to come up with the most bland name for things possible.
@@DinsRune Hey, if we can run society on spectacle, can't be any shame in it, eh? You're taking "spectacle" as a pejorative, and I'm not sure it's truly intended as such.
Yep, one second an astral space dog is shitting on newspaper and then a helicopter falls out of the sky and you're desperately chucking band aids at the enemy.
I work the graveyard shift and in my place there is a lot of construction going on and I find it hard to sleep most of the times nd those but then I just pop my headphones and listen to zero punctuation compliation until I fall asleep, thanks yatzee for helping me fall asleep with your deep soothing voice
"...what the HELL are you doing Martin? You're suppose to TOAST the bread first, not chuck it in a fucking furnace! Who is this sandwich even for, dragons?"
"hand drawn animations as smoothe as a virginal college boy's hand movin across a frustrated cougars thigh" thats just gold. how does he come upwith these expressions?
I love how there's nothing between videos so it just feels like he suddenly changes the topic out of nowhere and it takes a second to realize that he's on a new game
I sleep to them. IDK what it is but between the voice and that I've seen most of these videos repeatedly and don't really need to pay attention to them, it's perfect somehow.
Ya Yohtzee, recently i realized you've been part of my life for over a decade, and you've introduced to several of my favorite games ever, just wanted to thank you for both your top tier humor combined with your awesome assessments of the best bentertainments. (sorry for the sappy comment, lost my favorite aunt last week 😢)
Who would have thought that the “vaccinate baby Mario against being alive” joke in the Yoshi’s Crafted World one, where the vaccine in question is Clorox, would become relevant again a whole two years later
Yahtzee is slowly learning the truth of long-term success, once you been around long enough your off-hand jokes start predicting the future. See the Simpsons for notes.
Yup, also Yahtzee's sexual refferences make for nice inspiration to write erotic fanfiction that perverted fans pay me for, and god bless the internet as it allows me to do so without interacting with them personally
I loved this! Watching all of them at once was like reading someone's diary and how they reference past events. Looking forward to 2020 version. Although if i'm looking forward to a 4 hour long youtube video for next year my life would be really sad. Which it is
I've listened to these Zero Punctuation without punctuation videos everyday to the point I know when the one review ends and another begins. It's to the point I can't sleep right without Yahtzee talking lol
As a person who doesnt expect to ever play a third of these games, I appreciate Yhatzee and his ability to deconstruct and explain a video game's problems in a matter of minutes.
I dont think I have enough will power to sit through over 48+ hours of Yahzee. Don't get me wrong, he's hilarious, I just dont think I could sit through that.
@@RabbiHerschel and then told you that a medical procedure was one size fits all, it's physically impossiblw for the human body to become immune to a disease without help, and if you reject the one size fits all medical treatment for any of a variety of once perfectly legal and acceptable reasons, you were literally killing people by breathing and had to be unemployed, disallowed from purchasing essential items, and contained in your home like a prisoner. Oh look at that, the science changed again and all the fired hitlers were actually right.
I do not know how but I found Yahtzee about two weeks ago and I have watched EVERYTHING this guy's in. Dev diaries, Zero Punctuation, the podcast everything... This guy is amazing with words and comedy. Absolutely amazing. I truly believe he is the only one who can speak the language of gods.
Back in the early days of the escapist Yahtzee had a recurring poetry contest with Jim Sterling called "Rhymedown Spectacular". They should all still be here.
I listen to these full year videos daily lol I can tell the difference between a start of one game and the end of another I've listened to Yahtzee so much I can't sleep without hearing him lmao
Sometimes I feel like Yahtzee could do a eulogy in this style of his and still be more engaging and entertaining than anything else you've come in contact with this month
@@SPM0717 Yes, and it would be true to say he also single-handedly carries the Escapist (Arguably along with Sterling.) However, the question was why there are not more subs, and that is because the rest of the escapist is deadweight that nobody wants to see in their subbox. The website doesn't have that problem.
I had kind of forgotten that I was listening to the entire year collection and was about to hop down to the comments to see what people had to say about Anthem.
@UCvXDyAa1c90Q4jiFSiHJ9kA It was still a weak excuse tbh. The dude players mediocre shooters and repetitive sandboxes every second week, and although he complains about it, that doesn't stop him from releasing episodes about those games. Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a decent game that still has plenty of annoyances and design flaws that would make it perfect for a Zero Punctation video. Such a missed opportunity. No i'm not still salty, why would you ask?
@@sportsjefe bingo, and while the censorship in these compilation vids is evidently done by The Escapist/Nick in the name of ensuring revenue, it's awkwardly reminiscent of the panicked mea culpa and subsequent 2013 compilation redub Yahtzee did of that "transphobic" line in the Papers, Please vid. Poor dude even explained how it was patently just mocking cognitive dissonance and even suggested it might have been circulated out of context, then disappointingly admitted fault regardless.
Anybody else used to play calculator game on the road when you were a kid? Yknow, were you kept pressing the one and watched the number get bigger. It was highly entertaining when nothing else was available
I'm really looking forward to the next one of these when we will see into the future how good 2020's games are going to be from the perspective of a cynical britsh man
I doubt there will be many games he reviews this year that make it to the good list. Will also call here that Cyberpunk goes into the Bland list since there will be nothing the game is offering right now that has not been done elsewhere.
Copying so I can find it again 0:00 Yahtzee’s 2018 Best, Worst & Blandest 6:56 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 12:06 Gris / Ashen 17:28 Katamari Damacy Reroll 22:34 Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes 27:28 Resident Evil 2 (2019) 32:51 Kingdom Hearts III 37:58 Metro Exodus 43:00 Far Cry New Dawn 47:58 Anthem 53:06 Crackdown 3 58:05 Left Alive 1:03:13 Devil May Cry 5 1:08:08 Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 1:13:09 Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice 1:18:11 Unheard / Outward 1:23:20 Yoshi’s Crafted World 1:28:22 Mortal Kombat 11 1:33:49 Katana Zero 1:38:55 Days Gone 1:44:13 Close to the Sun 1:49:15 Rage 2 1:54:18 Observation 1:59:04 A Plague Tale: Innocence 2:04:00 E3 2019 2:09:48 Blood: Fresh Supply 2:15:07 Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night 2:20:11 Judgment 2:25:03 The Sinking City 2:30:08 My Friend Pedro / Sea of Solitude 2:35:06 Acclaim Entertainment Hall of Shame 2:40:32 Wolfenstein: Youngblood 2:45:21 Horace 2:50:06 Rebel Galaxy Outlaw 2:55:07 Control 3:00:11 The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan 3:05:05 Remnant: From the Ashes 3:10:35 Blair Witch 3:15:52 Gears 5 3:21:18 Astral Chain 3:26:54 Contra: Rogue Corps 3:31:48 Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Breakpoint 3:36:55 Indivisible 3:41:57 The Outer Worlds 3:46:50 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (or Disco Elysium) 3:52:03 Luigi’s Mansion 3 3:56:59 Death Stranding 4:02:05 Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order 4:07:15 Shenmue III 4:12:14 2019 Games Yahtzee Didn’t Review Roundup 4:17:52 Phoenix Point / Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
And here ends my journey through 13 years of zero punctuation while in the bathtub ;-; guess I'll have to find something else interesting to watch while bathing until next year \(;=;)/
Forgot he reviewed katamari last year. Reminds me of how many amazing games came from that era. My vote for the next remaster of a game from that time is Skies of Arcadia.
Is there anything more weird that hearing Yathzee say "Sword Art Online II?" I mean seriously, I've been here since 2013 and that is so weird to listen.
"Not so much crushed my soul as laid a beanbag on my soul, then a cat laid down on it and I don't want to wake it up." (Days Gone) It's so damn relatable, yet how the hell does he come up with these comparisons?...I remember my cat sleeping on my lap (and he was a big ole Russian Blue boy)...so I would be very careful when reaching for my controller or mouse, not wanting to wake him up...
Auter is a word ive only heard from zero punctuation and had i not checked just now I'd assume yhatzee made it up and just gave enough context clues for everyone to get the meaning
Compiled for your perusal and enjoyment.
0:00 Yahtzee’s 2018 Best, Worst & Blandest
6:56 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
12:06 Gris / Ashen
17:28 Katamari Damacy Reroll
22:34 Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes
27:28 Resident Evil 2 (2019)
32:51 Kingdom Hearts III
37:58 Metro Exodus
43:00 Far Cry New Dawn
47:58 Anthem
53:06 Crackdown 3
58:05 Left Alive
1:03:13 Devil May Cry 5
1:08:08 Tom Clancy’s The Division 2
1:13:09 Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
1:18:11 Unheard / Outward
1:23:20 Yoshi’s Crafted World
1:28:22 Mortal Kombat 11
1:33:49 Katana Zero
1:38:55 Days Gone
1:44:13 Close to the Sun
1:49:15 Rage 2
1:54:18 Observation
1:59:04 A Plague Tale: Innocence
2:04:00 E3 2019
2:09:48 Blood: Fresh Supply
2:15:07 Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
2:20:11 Judgment
2:25:03 The Sinking City
2:30:08 My Friend Pedro / Sea of Solitude
2:35:06 Acclaim Entertainment Hall of Shame
2:40:32 Wolfenstein: Youngblood
2:45:21 Horace
2:50:06 Rebel Galaxy Outlaw
2:55:07 Control
3:00:11 The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan
3:05:05 Remnant: From the Ashes
3:10:35 Blair Witch
3:15:52 Gears 5
3:21:18 Astral Chain
3:26:54 Contra: Rogue Corps
3:31:48 Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Breakpoint
3:36:55 Indivisible
3:41:57 The Outer Worlds
3:46:50 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (or Disco Elysium)
3:52:03 Luigi’s Mansion 3
3:56:59 Death Stranding
4:02:05 Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
4:07:15 Shenmue III
4:12:14 2019 Games Yahtzee Didn’t Review Roundup
4:17:52 Phoenix Point / Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
You’re awesome asf
Was looking for this comment. You are a great solider. Thank you for your work
Ohhh boy, this one might make me a bit depressed. 2019, huh. XD
Regardless, thank you for your service. :3
Thank you :)
Good work king 👑
Just had the best ad transition ever; "with a name like that they were only ever going to be one of two things: medieval french noblewoman, or CHEESY STUFFED CRAZY BREAD"
One of the rare times an ad was enjoyed.
I'd play that game...
Mmmmmm, Little Ceasars
As for me I've had premium so long whenever I hear an ad play when my parents were listening to music outside from my moms phone I jump awake to switch to my account because I feel bad XD.
@@PsychoDiesel48 I always find it funny when I go to switch what video I am listening to at work and see my Recommended change. It is normally replaced by either Vine Compilations or British Panel shows because my Mom or Sister just got home.
6:54 the fact the joke has now got the smash Bros review following directly after, makes it a whole lot funnier.
Better yet, I think the man behind Smash would call Yahtzee his best friend for understanding him
Spectacle Fighter really is such a better genre name. I will never stop using it
Same
I think it's a little dismissive is the problem: "spectacle" to me implies "all style, no substance," where Character Action Games all pride themselves on depth of gameplay and challenge.
Yeah but like he says, character action doesn't describe shit. It's like action adventure, but leave it to Vidya to come up with the most bland name for things possible.
@@DinsRune
Hey, if we can run society on spectacle, can't be any shame in it, eh? You're taking "spectacle" as a pejorative, and I'm not sure it's truly intended as such.
How about Slash'n Style?
when you're listening and half watching while doing other things it becomes extremely hard to tell when one game stops and the next begins
Hayden Laver i play video games while I listen to his reviews If it goes into the next one and not knowing what it is
That’s half the fun
Jake Lowry whats the other half
Shalnark the swearing
Yep, one second an astral space dog is shitting on newspaper and then a helicopter falls out of the sky and you're desperately chucking band aids at the enemy.
I work the graveyard shift and in my place there is a lot of construction going on and I find it hard to sleep most of the times nd those but then I just pop my headphones and listen to zero punctuation compliation until I fall asleep, thanks yatzee for helping me fall asleep with your deep soothing voice
Ooo, mine is Tank Chats from the British tank museum. Give it a go when you run out of ZP!
I watch it to fall asleep too!
Mine is The Ego Review
Makes for great background noise and some nice laughs when you pay attention :> glad it helps you fam
Forgotten Weapons works well too!
The way he nails the cinematography of the kingdom hearts 3 cutscenes is simply masterful
Mind you, this was all in one take.
wait really?
Pedro the banana No he’s being sarcastic. This is a years amount of videos and separate takes compiled together for our convenience.
@@allbottledup9513 uh, no. This is all in one go
@@Wikiramblings that's fucking incredible
Yind Moo
Yahzee's voice has now become the inside voice of my brain judging everything I do
Truly a horrifying fate.
"...what the HELL are you doing Martin? You're suppose to TOAST the bread first, not chuck it in a fucking furnace! Who is this sandwich even for, dragons?"
"hand drawn animations as smoothe as a virginal college boy's hand movin across a frustrated cougars thigh"
thats just gold. how does he come upwith these expressions?
Drugs, lots of them.
He's British.
Experience
In Britain, anything can be an insult, a euphemism for being drunk, or a sarcastic quip.
@@luckygrunt or a double entendre
"I just hit that frog 400 times, it shouldn't have more than one dimension let alone health points!" This is what I come to this channel for.
game's name is Indivisible
Best quotes for games are done by yahtzee for example "like trying to parallel park a overweight hippo with a faulty gear box" amazing
I love the way he pronounces Gris progressively deteriorates.
There are literally no pauses for the commercials to slip into, so it just cuts Yahtzee off mid-word and that is the funniest thing to me.
Nah, its just a run on sentence, wh
Sometimes even mid-word
Thank goodness that shoveling money at UA-cam can solve this problem....
Skip to the end and press replay, skips all ads
@@m0dp1g21 repost this to the root comment directory to save a life
I want Yahtzee to be drunk at my funeral.
Just imagining him rambling incoherently at high speed makes me smile.
He'd certainly lighten the mood a little once you gave him something strong 😂
"this is one of those super cazsh eulogies, have a twix" as a drunk Yahtzee feeds twixes to a dead guy
@@notoriouswhitemoth Let's just say that some off us need a bit of ethanol in our system to be able to keep the machine going.
@@notoriouswhitemoth After all, even though Bender is a robot, his personality and addictions were written in a way that would resonate with addicts.
I love how there's nothing between videos so it just feels like he suddenly changes the topic out of nowhere and it takes a second to realize that he's on a new game
Anyone else use these as sleep aids? Not to say he's dull, but the timbre of his voice is good for inducing sleep.
I sleep to them. IDK what it is but between the voice and that I've seen most of these videos repeatedly and don't really need to pay attention to them, it's perfect somehow.
@@paultapping9510 Yahtzee rants about Video Games to help you sleep [ASMR] XD
Plus the yellow background makes my eyes droop
literally doing that right now
Yep
This genuinely feels like one video rather than several stitched together
Cuz everything flows
This is it boys, we’re gonna have to wait a full year for another one of these now. :(
@@JaelinBezel Nah this could still apply everytime a year finishes.
@@joevenespineli6389 I think he's hyperbolically referring to the end of the world
Almost time!
@@Gryfer00 has 2020 been released?
Time to watch 4 and a half hours of sarcasm and good humor
Ya Yohtzee, recently i realized you've been part of my life for over a decade, and you've introduced to several of my favorite games ever, just wanted to thank you for both your top tier humor combined with your awesome assessments of the best bentertainments. (sorry for the sappy comment, lost my favorite aunt last week 😢)
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Who would have thought that the “vaccinate baby Mario against being alive” joke in the Yoshi’s Crafted World one, where the vaccine in question is Clorox, would become relevant again a whole two years later
@@RabbiHerschel idiots thought that clorox would help against covid and all the anti vax bullshit.
@@RabbiHerschel Yes they did (Clorox is bleach) and you don't understand how cognitive dissonance works. Or the FDA.
relevant in the sense that he says vaccine?
@@fwoqma I was more referring to the clorox. Y'know, when Trump started the whole "Drinking bleach will kill the virus no really" episode
Yahtzee is slowly learning the truth of long-term success, once you been around long enough your off-hand jokes start predicting the future. See the Simpsons for notes.
Anyone else using ZP as background noise whilst they're in corona isolation/ working from home?
Its backround noise for me at work. I do 12 hour shifts so i plow through 3 years of videos in a night
Pretty much consistently.
Yup, also Yahtzee's sexual refferences make for nice inspiration to write erotic fanfiction that perverted fans pay me for, and god bless the internet as it allows me to do so without interacting with them personally
Good lord has it really been two months?
And yes.
Not working from home but I do listen to him while at work
I loved this! Watching all of them at once was like reading someone's diary and how they reference past events. Looking forward to 2020 version. Although if i'm looking forward to a 4 hour long youtube video for next year my life would be really sad. Which it is
I've listened to these Zero Punctuation without punctuation videos everyday to the point I know when the one review ends and another begins. It's to the point I can't sleep right without Yahtzee talking lol
As a person who doesnt expect to ever play a third of these games, I appreciate Yhatzee and his ability to deconstruct and explain a video game's problems in a matter of minutes.
The "super casual" episode is hilarious.
On a barely related note, there's no good way to spell "super cas" the way you say it. Huh.
Jesse H. “Super cazh”
Katamari is the definition of a super cazh kind of game. Sometimes you just want to kick back and roll shit up
I think I like "caj" better than "cazh" ... neither is _quite_ right tho imo 😅🤷♂️
Super Cazjsh
@@mrrd4444 super cahzjh
Now, post every Zero Punctuation from 2010 to 2019.
With no punctuation
Or maybe from the beginning, in 2007...
I dont think I have enough will power to sit through over 48+ hours of Yahzee. Don't get me wrong, he's hilarious, I just dont think I could sit through that.
48 hours of hilarity? That'd be the soundtrack of my days off.
@@nathanallwood249 True, I just don't think I'd have the willpower personally.
*When he starts roasting the game you're currently playing.*
Was it Detroit?
@@smo3486 idk idc idhac
@@byronkelly4374 bruh
deadass was playing 10v10 Cranked on Shipment when the Modern Warfare review came on... felt a little bit self-conscious ngl
it's crazy to think an entire year of content can be distilled into exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes
In 2019 Yahtzee said “back in the time when people understood vaccines work” and all of 2021 looked around nervously
Yeah it's like "JESUS CHRIST YAHTZEE have you learned NOTHING from the Trump incident"
@@RabbiHerschel and then told you that a medical procedure was one size fits all, it's physically impossiblw for the human body to become immune to a disease without help, and if you reject the one size fits all medical treatment for any of a variety of once perfectly legal and acceptable reasons, you were literally killing people by breathing and had to be unemployed, disallowed from purchasing essential items, and contained in your home like a prisoner.
Oh look at that, the science changed again and all the fired hitlers were actually right.
2023 reporting in, little has changed.
@@Tzen03 Those games where the player shoots evil Russians are feeling less unjustified these days.
yup@@Tzen03
I haven't watched ZP in a couple years. It's really nice to see that Yahtzee hasn't lost a step and is still as entertaining as ever.
Let's see which reviews they forgot to add this year
“Forgot” in the biggest quotation marks available
For all the fans at home, 2018's compilation was missing the reviews for Metal Gear Survive, We Happy Few, and Just Cause 4
@@elitepic4365 Probably because all of those games are incredibly forgettable.
@@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 good one lol
We happy few may have been cut because of the spoopy bugs.
I need more super caaaaazsh yahtzee in my life.
I do not know how but I found Yahtzee about two weeks ago and I have watched EVERYTHING this guy's in. Dev diaries, Zero Punctuation, the podcast everything... This guy is amazing with words and comedy. Absolutely amazing. I truly believe he is the only one who can speak the language of gods.
Back in the early days of the escapist Yahtzee had a recurring poetry contest with Jim Sterling called "Rhymedown Spectacular". They should all still be here.
"Orbital sander" made me think of a giant sandblaster in space.
Nova Solarius ARM THE ORBITAL SANDER
Nova Solarius
Space yeah get me some cheese from the moon while you’re out there old bean.
I just really appreciate the jim butcher reference at the beginning
What's the reference?
I took me fiive minutes to realize that yahtzee wasn't getting side tracked with every game he mentioned
I listen to these full year videos daily lol I can tell the difference between a start of one game and the end of another I've listened to Yahtzee so much I can't sleep without hearing him lmao
The Division/Divotion bit still makes me laugh!
UA-cam: Do you want to repeat this 4 half our video
Me: Yes
Been waiting for this all year
Hardy haha sooooooo funny -_-
It actually is pretty funny in a "Haha, it's funny because it's true" way
I'll always be glad to see new zero punctuation.
Sometimes I feel like Yahtzee could do a eulogy in this style of his and still be more engaging and entertaining than anything else you've come in contact with this month
Great, watching this instead of the superbowl
I'm not a fan of the Superbowl either. :/
You all have the right idea
@@silenceundying
Literally the only thing that I like about the superbowl is the food. :D
Time well spent.
*Watches this during a superbowl party*
Why doesn't this guy have more subs? His comedy is so original and creative... Not to mention he puts an absurd amount of effort into these.
Because the channel he's part of also posts (posted?) a ton of other crap. Easier to let the UA-cam algo push new videos on its own.
Vadigor
He is singlehandedly carrying this entire channel.
But the channel sure chains him down with the deadweight.
@@ryonalionthunder You do realise the Escapist is a website first and foremost? Their UA-cam channel is secondary.
@@SPM0717
Yes, and it would be true to say he also single-handedly carries the Escapist (Arguably along with Sterling.)
However, the question was why there are not more subs, and that is because the rest of the escapist is deadweight that nobody wants to see in their subbox. The website doesn't have that problem.
Well at least it got posted on a Sunday, not like I was going to be productive anyway
Me: I already watched all the other yearly videos
Also me: *watches this anyway*
That's it. That's your last, unoriginal "me: also me:" comment. Not only is it over used, but you weren't even clever about it. Yeesh.
@@FringeSpectre not being clever about it is how I roll, lol
@@sbfh014 I GUESS I can respect that
I love the "Super Cas" review. Have another Twix.
Eeeeyyy.
on a low volume, this is just droning enough that i’ve started putting it on to fall asleep to
The friendship formula being applied to using the toilet was fantastic and unexpected.
This was the first year of Super Caz, I love that guy.
The Remnant review is really nice.
I like how philosophical and actually kinda smart Yahtzee sounds sometimes.
2:16 Yahtzee now knows my pain, as He is now the proud owner of a small child good luck buddy!
Joey Parkhill Excuse me, the term is “Overgrown semen sample”
@@TheCorrodedMan in addition CumSprout is the politically incorrect term I believe
@@joeyparkhill8751 Crotch Goblin is a personal favorite.
Or "failed cloning attempt."
Wait he actually has a kid now?
These mega comps can be watched on repeat.
The best silence killer yahtzee.
I had kind of forgotten that I was listening to the entire year collection and was about to hop down to the comments to see what people had to say about Anthem.
I don't know why but this is surprisingly good to fall asleep to, despite not being boring.
Awww, Unit 731. How quirky
Ik I looked it up and holy fuck
Even japanese atrocities are quirky
It's amazing how well some of the episodes run together.
The No Fire Emblem Review Year, as I'll remember it.
Yay.
Iirc on a video he did say he played it, but on the second playthrough it was way too samey and stopped playing
@@sbfh014 like their smash characters.
@UCvXDyAa1c90Q4jiFSiHJ9kA It was still a weak excuse tbh. The dude players mediocre shooters and repetitive sandboxes every second week, and although he complains about it, that doesn't stop him from releasing episodes about those games.
Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a decent game that still has plenty of annoyances and design flaws that would make it perfect for a Zero Punctation video. Such a missed opportunity.
No i'm not still salty, why would you ask?
@@sbfh014 he definitely didn't play it a second time, he quit the first playthrough. You're projecting
Kind of surprised they left the Unit 731 joke in there.
Not as known to the masses.
@@joevenespineli6389 And doesn't offend anybody that "matters".
@@sportsjefe bingo, and while the censorship in these compilation vids is evidently done by The Escapist/Nick in the name of ensuring revenue, it's awkwardly reminiscent of the panicked mea culpa and subsequent 2013 compilation redub Yahtzee did of that "transphobic" line in the Papers, Please vid. Poor dude even explained how it was patently just mocking cognitive dissonance and even suggested it might have been circulated out of context, then disappointingly admitted fault regardless.
Yahtzee slaying me with these humorous comparisons again lol.
Love these ZP collections
You're one of the OG compilation makers! Thank you for your service
Thank you for your past contributions.
Hahaha oh Felman
Hope your doing well felman your hard work may be gone but not forgotten
I love these compilations because they cut out all the painfully loud intro and outro music.
Enjoying this straight shot grinding herblore on the RS double XP weekend. This is pretty top.
You know, I hate to admit it - again - but he does have a very good point about the dialogue of Kingdom Hearts lol.
This guy speaks to the dark heart of every gamer regardless or race gender creed or generation. Thank you for your contribution to society Yahtzee
Anybody else used to play calculator game on the road when you were a kid?
Yknow, were you kept pressing the one and watched the number get bigger. It was highly entertaining when nothing else was available
I'm really looking forward to the next one of these when we will see into the future how good 2020's games are going to be from the perspective of a cynical britsh man
Isn't he Australian?
@@doomslyr9621 No he said he is English
DoomSlyr he LIVED in Australia for a while. But by birth he’s British.
Roaming Roman. So he’s been roman-ing around.......
Sorry......
I doubt there will be many games he reviews this year that make it to the good list. Will also call here that Cyberpunk goes into the Bland list since there will be nothing the game is offering right now that has not been done elsewhere.
Never thought I could laugh for 4h straight! Thank God for ZeroPunctuation
Copying so I can find it again
0:00 Yahtzee’s 2018 Best, Worst & Blandest 6:56 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 12:06 Gris / Ashen 17:28 Katamari Damacy Reroll 22:34 Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes 27:28 Resident Evil 2 (2019) 32:51 Kingdom Hearts III 37:58 Metro Exodus 43:00 Far Cry New Dawn 47:58 Anthem 53:06 Crackdown 3 58:05 Left Alive 1:03:13 Devil May Cry 5 1:08:08 Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 1:13:09 Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice 1:18:11 Unheard / Outward 1:23:20 Yoshi’s Crafted World 1:28:22 Mortal Kombat 11 1:33:49 Katana Zero 1:38:55 Days Gone 1:44:13 Close to the Sun 1:49:15 Rage 2 1:54:18 Observation 1:59:04 A Plague Tale: Innocence 2:04:00 E3 2019 2:09:48 Blood: Fresh Supply 2:15:07 Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night 2:20:11 Judgment 2:25:03 The Sinking City 2:30:08 My Friend Pedro / Sea of Solitude 2:35:06 Acclaim Entertainment Hall of Shame 2:40:32 Wolfenstein: Youngblood 2:45:21 Horace 2:50:06 Rebel Galaxy Outlaw 2:55:07 Control 3:00:11 The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan 3:05:05 Remnant: From the Ashes 3:10:35 Blair Witch 3:15:52 Gears 5 3:21:18 Astral Chain 3:26:54 Contra: Rogue Corps 3:31:48 Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Breakpoint 3:36:55 Indivisible 3:41:57 The Outer Worlds 3:46:50 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (or Disco Elysium) 3:52:03 Luigi’s Mansion 3 3:56:59 Death Stranding 4:02:05 Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order 4:07:15 Shenmue III 4:12:14 2019 Games Yahtzee Didn’t Review Roundup 4:17:52 Phoenix Point / Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
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Love how he says "David Cage." XD I try to imitate it, but I can't. :-D
This is the type of quarantine content I need
And here ends my journey through 13 years of zero punctuation while in the bathtub ;-; guess I'll have to find something else interesting to watch while bathing until next year \(;=;)/
28:26 is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life
Finally, my playlist of the entire ZP series is complete
Beep beep you're a sheep, beep you're a sheep.
Well, it's almost 2 am. Time for bed.
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Oh, a four hour long video? Count me in!
Let's call this whole series: A Yahtz in Time. All Yahtzee, all the time.
That's some quality naming right there
Seeing a team of Quake's Ogres wearing dust bins is something I didn't know I needed.
My brain: haha Yahtzee funny, search unit 731
Me: wish you hadn't done that
This is surprisingly good to listen to in the background.
Forgot he reviewed katamari last year. Reminds me of how many amazing games came from that era. My vote for the next remaster of a game from that time is Skies of Arcadia.
" Shit down the piss-shit" I fucking can't hahaha
When youre watching this after reading of Yatzees retirement from ZP 💔💔💔
The Division 2 to Sekiro transition is seamless.
Is there anything more weird that hearing Yathzee say "Sword Art Online II?" I mean seriously, I've been here since 2013 and that is so weird to listen.
"Not so much crushed my soul as laid a beanbag on my soul, then a cat laid down on it and I don't want to wake it up." (Days Gone)
It's so damn relatable, yet how the hell does he come up with these comparisons?...I remember my cat sleeping on my lap (and he was a big ole Russian Blue boy)...so I would be very careful when reaching for my controller or mouse, not wanting to wake him up...
Really like this, should do compilations like this in the future
I don't know why but I feel happy I got that high-brow gag in the Plague Tale review.
Love how smoothly the 2018 review went into the smash brothers ultimate review 😂
I love how it aged so well…if Yahtzee only knew what 2019 would bring. 😂
I just realised why the animation looks so familiar it looks like a pack and save ad
I would be very surprised if Yahtzee wasn't married. He seems like top tier husband material
I'm not sure how to break this to you, but you might just be a bit off with that. He just got the title of father.
@@BlazingShadowSword oh THAT'S gonna go well 😂 in all seriousness, this kid's gonna turn out quite interestingly with a dad like him
More white noise for bedtime! Thanks Escapist!
14:24
This applies to Death Stranding as well, because it is JUST a walking simulator after all....with extra ridiculous details.
The abrupt cut to the next video with the Borderlands 3 joke where he ran off makes that joke even funnier tbh.
here in the tail end of the year 2020 i was surprised to find out dying light 2 was ever announced
I feel like SUDA51 was the end goal of Unit 731
Horatio Hornblower is an awesome series. It brings back good memories. Did they ever continue the series?
19:02 "..look up Unit 731."
I wonder how many people learned about Unit 731 after hearing it mentioned in this review.
I wonder what thoughts they had.
" Thats just how we are here - super caz "
Auter is a word ive only heard from zero punctuation and had i not checked just now I'd assume yhatzee made it up and just gave enough context clues for everyone to get the meaning