I remember I only noticed the tear the third time I saw it back in the day. I kept wondering why they had the closeup on louis' face. The tear sorta gets washed out on his giant gingerface.
Louis is great, but what makes this so awesome is the priest! Every face and expression he makes fits perfectly with the storyline and character. Amazing actor, great documentary 😅
***** Actually that's a good point. Kinda reminds me of all the bleeding heart lefties and feminists who hate white men for being born white but then choose to turn a blind eye to immigrants and Islam which teach that rape and wife is ok.
Nicholas Libitka Louis CK asked permission of the women, but he didn’t realize that they were only agreeing because he was in a position of power. As he explained in his special _Sincerely,_ you should ask permission more than once so you’re absolutely sure there is real consent and not pressured “consent”
RyanInLA *Pure. Envy. Runs. In my heart.* I wont go to hell because im an atheist, nor because i'm gay, nor for any other reason - it'll be for how much I envy that actor.
Or like all the hundreds of court cases that published documents showing that the Catholic church, from individual priests up to the pope himself has been actively supporting and enabling fucking boys while their parents give them mountains of money. What would priests have done if they kept teaching kids like they did in the 80s that "your body is your own property and no one else has the right to make you do anything"? Good thing in the 90s they got that changed to "you are too young to be able to make decisions about your own body, let an adult authority figure do it for you." Jig was almost up there!
It's a double whammy considering that Louis' whole career was incidental and it all was for choking his snake in front of a very unfortunate looking women.
Lmao I genuinely thought Louie was doing an actual documentary. I literally gasped the first time the priest brought up little boy fucking. So unexpected
@@braydynniewiadomski5454 Christians, Catholics and all Abrahamic faiths worship the Devil! Did you know that only Chrstians are even capable of worshipping the Devil? That is because nobody else believes in the Devil. Here is the Biblical Scripture that proves Xians worship THE EVIL ONE!!! I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Isaiah 45:7 Shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Amos 3:6 And he is proud of the evil that he creates. Behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall. 1 Kings 14:10 Behold, this evil is of the LORD. 2 Kings 6:33 Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle. 2 Kings 21:12 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the curses that are written in the book. 2 Chronicles 34:24 All the evil that the LORD had brought upon him Job 42:11 The Lord ... will bring evil. Isaiah 31:1-2 I will bring evil from the north, and great destruction. Jeremiah 4:6 I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts. Jeremiah 6:19 I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them. Jeremiah 11:11 Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I frame evil against you. Jeremiah 18:11 I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle. Jeremiah 19:3 I will bring evil upon them. Jeremiah 23:12 For thus saith the LORD ... I have brought all this great evil upon this people. Jeremiah 32:42 Judah will hear all the evil which I purpose to do unto them. Jeremiah 36:3 None of them shall remain or escape from the evil that I will bring upon them. Jeremiah 42:17 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem. Jeremiah 44:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will set my face against you for evil. Jeremiah 44:11 I will watch over them for evil, and not for good. Jeremiah 44:27 I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 45:5 I will send the sword after them, till I have consumed them. Jeremiah 49:37 Out of the mouth of the Most High proceedeth not good and evil? Lamentations 3:38 I will set my eyes upon them for evil, and not for good. Amos 9:4 The inhabitant of Maroth waited carefully for good: but evil came down from the LORD. Micah 1:12 Behold, against this family do I devise an evil. Micah 2:3 Things the Bible says that God has done: The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. Exodus 12:29-30 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people, and much people of Israel died. Numbers 21:6 Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. 1 Samuel 15:2-3 Behold, O LORD, and consider to whom thou hast done this. Shall the women eat their fruit, and children of a span long? shall the priest and the prophet be slain in the sanctuary of the Lord? The young and the old lie on the ground in the streets: my virgins and my young men are fallen by the sword; thou hast slain them in the day of thine anger; thou hast killed, and not pitied. Lam.2:20-21 Things the Bible says God plans to do in the future: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. Lev.26:16 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. Deuteronomy 28:53 And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine. Isaiah 49:26 Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them. Ezekiel 8:18 Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile. Nah.3:5-6 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. Malachi 2:3 As an example to parents everywhere and to save the world (from Himself); God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, to be tortured and killed, as a ritual blood sacrifice; to appease Himself, so that He could forgive us for the sin, He originally condemned us to in the 1st place. John 3: 16
@@braydynniewiadomski5454 But how do you reconcile all those contradictions? How do you know which verses to follow and which ones to ignore? Do you have any evidence to support your hypothesis that your Doctrine and Dogma are true and valid? How do you know you`re worshipping the right God? Why do you choose to worship THE EVIL ONE? Where is your God and why can`t I meet him, her, or It? Why won`t Xians ever give me good answers to my questions?
no thanks, there's nothing funny about child molestation, unfortuneatly there's no god to punish thoose bastards when the die and no justice on earth that can or will tackle it's most powerful institution, the catholic church..
+tgustafson85 accused dosent mean he did jackass which would not make him a hypocrite. you believe in guilty until proven innocent instead of innocent until proven guilty. for that reason im am 100% positive that you are a female priestess helping the Catholic Church fuck the purity out of little boys.
Except that he did admit to doing what his accusers said. Also, you realize that there is a difference between "credibly accused" and merely "accused", right? He can shit on the Catholic Church all he wants, but it rings hollow and hypocritical. The perverts are now congregating in Hollywood, and we now know that Louis CK is one of them. "innocent until proven guilty" is a legal concept for the courts to operate off of. It means that a charge must be proven or admitted to. And now it has.
"I'm just teasing, theres no god!" Honestly wondering if priests really just secretly laugh their asses off as people give away their money for nothing.
MrJustonemorevoice I'm an atheist but what do you think people give money for? In my local curch they spend it all for people who's in need, my priest doesnt have shit
@@don95ful How sure are you about that? The priest in my wife's home village (which is a very small village) keeps complaining how hard it is for him but not long ago I found out that he makes aprox. 3 times the minimum wage which is more than my wife makes btw as an engineer. Mine is a poor country but not for the catholic church.
sogerc1 I know he doesnt have shit cause he DOES NOT HAVE SHIT lol I'm italian and priests here cant have a wife and family. That man have a shitty car, sleeps in a little house in front of the curch and works everyday, i cant see a possible way to envy him
You should send her the joke about the man who went into a drug store and told the pharmacist that he needed to buy some birth control for his nine year old daughter. The pharmacist, shocked, said, "You have a daughter that age who's sexually active?!" To which the man replied, "Nah, mostly she just lays there like her mother."
It's funny because catholics be like "I'm offended at this". So, let me get this straight, you're not offended at priests raping boys, you're offended at a 4min, obviously fictitious, video. You clearly have your priorities straight, pal.
Agustín Prieto Less than 1 percent of priests in the world have done that, and you think that we praise the priests that do that? Hell no. Get out of here with your ignorant ass. I hate videos like these because they completely misrepresent the Catholic Church and what it stands for
The Catholic Church has done something about it. The last time a priest was caught in an inappropriate relationship in my area, he was immediately removed from ministry, an investigation done, and was defrocked. The scumbags apparently have migrated to Hollywood. Anywhere they think they can get easy access to what they want. Is Hollywood going to put stringent measures in place the way Catholicism has done?
It's not about balls, m9. Just because you make fun of one thing, doesn't mean you need to make fun of all the other equivalents :) That would be hacky as fuck ^^,
You need to settle down there, mate. Satire is the correct term but bullshit has a bit more "umph" in it when I never even said if I liked it or not. I did, by the way, not that it matters.
I am in the 4th grade, and this is not what our teacher taught us on religion course. Tomorrow I will speak to our teacher and tell her about this video, maybe she can teach us more. Or maybe we learn about this in 5th grade? I am confused.
I hope you're being sarcastic, because I know there are people that retarded out there. Also any school that has a religion course is obviously controlled fully by a cult.
Joe Rogan You must admit that if those 'priests' really were signed by god, that they wouldn't do things which makes believe almost look like a pedophile thing.
Not really, love them or hate them, the Catholic church is responsible for much good in the world, from charity projects, such as building hospitals and providing relief across the world. I'm not Catholic. Obviously molestation occurs, but It happens in every profession that gives special authority, from doctors, teachers, youth organizers, etc.
Best explanation for the corruption of the Catholic Church* saying it explains Catholicism is like saying that a scientist is an atheist therefore all scientists are atheists which doesn't make sense. It's just making fun of the Catholic Church for doing these horrible things. Also Louis is doing a joke. He knows that this isn't exactly what the Catholic Church believe. It's satire.
@@patrickfoley4990 Woe unto you oh scribe and pharisee hypocrite!!! Jesus commanded his disciples not to judge. Judge not, that ye be not judged. Matthew 7:1 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged. Luke 6:37 And Paul seemed to agree with Jesus on that. (At least in Romans) Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. Romans 2:1 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ. Romans 14:10 Or until Jesus comes. (In First Corinthians) Judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come. 1 Corinthians 4:5 As did the author of James. Who art thou that judgest another? James 4:12
@@patrickfoley4990 Although, since I am good, righteous and free of sin, I am allowed to judge you! Leviticus says that righteous people should judge others. In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour. Leviticus 19:15 In the gospel of John, Jesus said that we should "judge righteous judgment." Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. John 7:24 And Paul said that spiritual people should judge "all things" in this life and will judge angels in the next. But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 1 Corinthians 2:15 I ... have judged already, as though I were present, concerning him that hath so done this deed. 1 Corinthians 5:3 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person. 1 Corinthians 5:12-13 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?. 1 Corinthians 6:2-3 And I judge you to probably be a pedophile! Who's going to Hell now, sinner? Peace & love!
Because ultimately, I still believe as a Catholic. I believe in God the Father Almighty, in Jesus Christ his son, the Holy Spirit, and that all humans are born sinners. Their is a human entity to the Church which makes it flawed and sinful; that includes the priests. You're right, it pisses me off that their are priests who abuse children and the higher ups do nothing about it, but if I left would any of that change? Who knows, perhaps if I work within with other members of the priesthood and laity we can institute reforms that stops this and better protects our children.
A teacher, a soldier and a priest is sitting at the front of a school bus when the driver hits a pole and the bus catches on fire. The bus driver runs off leaving the children, and the soldier is about to do the same. "Wait" says the teacher. "Help me get the children off the bus." "Fuck the children" the soldier says as he runs off the bus. Behind him, the teacher hear a giddy squeal of joy and turns around. "We have time for that?" the priest asks with a smile.
@@kaymillerfromTX Awww.Shucks.😳The picture/avatar isn't me.I do like him.And look a little like him.Less hair.🤭 Know who he is? You may have to ask an "older" gentleman.😉
@@kaymillerfromTX Not sure who the priest is.I would have fucked him though.😈 MY avatar /picture is Raymond Burr.I LOVED him when he was late 50s-60s.He died in his early 70s.A LONG time ago.😔
imagine in the future,someone finds this and thinks it's an actual documentary
Christian Diaz I guess it is
Christian Diaz isn't it?
Christian Diaz I hope that happens
Wait... You mean it isn't?
Christian Diaz Its not?
Purity Brick?
If nobody else noticed, "Holy Shit"
Tige9999 how did I miss that!?!
Well actually, "Pure shit".
+Tige9999 in other words, catholic bibles are made of pure shit. thank you i missed that joke
HORRY SHEIT!!!
Omg ! I’m so disappointed in myself! HOLY SHIT!!!! hahahahahahah!!!
This always feels like a live action episode of south park.
exactly
1:41
what is this? a tv series?
@@winterwarden It was part of a pilot he did for HBO that never got picked up.
@@harryradley word thanks dog
4:09 dear god almighty, that single tear on Louis' right eye LMAO
Thanks because i didn't notice. Adds so much.
I died at that too
I remember I only noticed the tear the third time I saw it back in the day. I kept wondering why they had the closeup on louis' face.
The tear sorta gets washed out on his giant gingerface.
Yeah that's incredible eh,the pain is still there. Made me tear up,in laughter.
Ahahahahha
I died at the single tear rolling down his cheek
💀💀💀💀
Emi Other tears of joy m8. Idk why you died 😗
@John Vanderhagen
He didn't rape anyone.
TRY AGAIN.
@John Vanderhagen
That's right John.
Virtue signalling all the way.
seriously l.ck is NATIONAL TREASURE for Americans. and earth treasure for others😃
that fucking tear drop raped me in impossible positions😅
I laughed at that too, but then felt a tear on my cheek wtf
"...and it's tax deductible..."
like his sexual attacks on hotel room xD
@@O-.-O ?
Lol
I’m Merryboat the reports of Louis jerking off in front of some people.
The amount of willpower it's taking for me not to send this video to my catholic friends..
Dreoilín ÓCoigligh savage!how is it end up to be😂😂
hatching draggon Do it do it do it
hatching draggon believe me,it's true,check data base of abusive priests
hatching draggon 😂😂😂😂😂😂Good for you dude. I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation if it was me. LOL
do itttttttttttttt
Louis is great, but what makes this so awesome is the priest! Every face and expression he makes fits perfectly with the storyline and character. Amazing actor, great documentary 😅
Who is the priest actor in this, he's gold
@@Tony11442 oh, fuck off
actor? this isn't real? ;_;
@@ThatWhatIs393 fuk off m8
plot twist: real priest
"we're very thorough" 😂😂
I totally thought it was a joke until 0:45
top kek
Well played :D
/watch?v=NVvg-i8wJH4
Sad thing this entire thing is true after 0:45
TheGreatElipitcalTransformation - Jefferson What a clever comment.👏👍
Why the fuck doesn't Louis CK do more skits like this? Funny as fuck!
He doesn't wanna be fired
+Kendrick Whiteman from what
***** Actually that's a good point. Kinda reminds me of all the bleeding heart lefties and feminists who hate white men for being born white but then choose to turn a blind eye to immigrants and Islam which teach that rape and wife is ok.
***** it's a joke
+James Taylor he should have his own youtube channel !
This is a masterpiece and will never not be funny
completely true
Unless you were a boy raised in the Catholic Church!!
i didnt get the purity brick bible part but the rest was gold
@@cranberrycanvas its build-up for the part he say “so the bibles are made from shits of those priests who fuck boys” punch line i think
still a masterpiece 15 years later
i died at the tear. OMG
By far the best part...i don't know how many people notice that lol
i want a gif of it asap!
***** At least the priest was honest :))
+Ardent Fan Another dead give away is that he says it out loud.
Ardent Fan
"They're Thourough"
Louis really is the master of dark humor.
ma02test lol
data3 no. he exploited his position to get off. same reason teachers can’t fuck their 18 year old students. guy might be funny but he’s a scumbag
@@miz2975 hearing “Anthony Jeselnik is better than Louis CK” is just *shudder*
Nicholas Libitka
Louis CK asked permission of the women, but he didn’t realize that they were only agreeing because he was in a position of power. As he explained in his special _Sincerely,_ you should ask permission more than once so you’re absolutely sure there is real consent and not pressured “consent”
Have you seen Sincerely Louie c.k ? His latest special. Probably his darkest material
imagine being the actor who gets the line: "you're clear to ass rape a male child in sector 6-4-niner, good day"
RyanInLA That part is *really, really* funny :)
RyanInLA
*Pure. Envy. Runs. In my heart.*
I wont go to hell because im an atheist, nor because i'm gay, nor for any other reason - it'll be for how much I envy that actor.
Same, northwind
NO LAND BEYOND Cheers, friend. xD
+RyanInLA That was an actor?
some kid in like 2060 is gonna use this as a source for a school project
They better or ima be pissed
And that kid... Was Abraham Lincoln
and being subjected to the procedure of making "purity bricks"?
i thought it was true at the begining
Same
Holy shit I read this comment right as the priest said it.
I only figured it out at the end
Varm Krieg really? it's Louis ck. lol
Slowdwood i knooow xD , but for a moment , since he said he knew nothing about catholism so he might discover it lol
If "Spotlight" was directed by Louis CK XD
I saw Louis CK in the title and immediately thought it had to be a joke, but I didn't expect that it would be a legitimate documentary.
documentary about ck raping his fans xD
@@O-.-O Only the pretty ones
@@O-.-O you didnt read the article woke bimbo. asking for consent and acting upon it
“And its tax deductible!”
I legit fell down my fucking chair
same dude
This is like that one South Park episode.
ouuhh i member
The Super Adventure Club
Tarek Zaiter Dr Dickinson Neither of those.
handclapsand808s Was it though?
Or like all the hundreds of court cases that published documents showing that the Catholic church, from individual priests up to the pope himself has been actively supporting and enabling fucking boys while their parents give them mountains of money. What would priests have done if they kept teaching kids like they did in the 80s that "your body is your own property and no one else has the right to make you do anything"? Good thing in the 90s they got that changed to "you are too young to be able to make decisions about your own body, let an adult authority figure do it for you." Jig was almost up there!
Until 0:45 I thought it is real video.....then I was stunned. Well played :D
+Pēteris Rakuls But it is a real video...
+TrueBluesProductions True. What I really meant was serious educational non humorous material
Pēteris Rakuls
It's serious and educational... but, it is also humorous. A rare combination.
Well ,to be fair, they do fuck a lot of boys
The only reasonable explanations is that they must really really like to fuck young boys.
Wow, this got me good. I thought it was a comedy at first.
The Great Name LOOL
Nice.........................
It is.
cool beans
NoVaKane reported for being dumb
14 years, still funny, still relatable. Every line has a purpose, each line is funny. 4 mins complete story. What beautiful writing and acting
Listen man, the Church has been raping boys for thousands of years. This bit will always be relevant.
if only we can do something about teachers fucking their students which is almost an epidemic now
It's a double whammy considering that Louis' whole career was incidental and it all was for choking his snake in front of a very unfortunate looking women.
Wait... what do you relate to??? WTF, dude???
@@Psychol-Snooper If you can't relate, then you just can't remember... yet...
Shit is funny as hell. Fucking Loius CK man. What a badass
what a baldass XD
+Bassel Salah what a fatass
Hey I'd rather be bald, fat and rich, than be skinny and broke ; )
Jack Nicholas im fat and broke...cheer up bud
Vicious Teddy you appeared to have missed the point, My guess is that’s probably not the first time it’s happened to you.🙄
Cheers 🍻
Lmao I genuinely thought Louie was doing an actual documentary. I literally gasped the first time the priest brought up little boy fucking. So unexpected
@@braydynniewiadomski5454 thats a nice word salad weve all read before, but could you actually explain why we really ought to believe this
@@halflifeguitarist4224 Explain how it is word salad. What does word salad mean and how does that term apply here?
@@braydynniewiadomski5454 Christians, Catholics and all Abrahamic faiths worship the Devil! Did you know that only Chrstians are even capable of worshipping the Devil? That is because nobody else believes in the Devil. Here is the Biblical Scripture that proves Xians worship THE EVIL ONE!!!
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Isaiah 45:7
Shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Amos 3:6
And he is proud of the evil that he creates.
Behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall. 1 Kings 14:10
Behold, this evil is of the LORD. 2 Kings 6:33
Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle. 2 Kings 21:12
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the curses that are written in the book. 2 Chronicles 34:24
All the evil that the LORD had brought upon him Job 42:11
The Lord ... will bring evil. Isaiah 31:1-2
I will bring evil from the north, and great destruction. Jeremiah 4:6
I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts. Jeremiah 6:19
I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them. Jeremiah 11:11
Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I frame evil against you. Jeremiah 18:11
I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle. Jeremiah 19:3
I will bring evil upon them. Jeremiah 23:12
For thus saith the LORD ... I have brought all this great evil upon this people. Jeremiah 32:42
Judah will hear all the evil which I purpose to do unto them. Jeremiah 36:3
None of them shall remain or escape from the evil that I will bring upon them. Jeremiah 42:17
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem. Jeremiah 44:2
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will set my face against you for evil. Jeremiah 44:11
I will watch over them for evil, and not for good. Jeremiah 44:27
I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 45:5
I will send the sword after them, till I have consumed them. Jeremiah 49:37
Out of the mouth of the Most High proceedeth not good and evil? Lamentations 3:38
I will set my eyes upon them for evil, and not for good. Amos 9:4
The inhabitant of Maroth waited carefully for good: but evil came down from the LORD. Micah 1:12
Behold, against this family do I devise an evil. Micah 2:3
Things the Bible says that God has done:
The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. Exodus 12:29-30
And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people, and much people of Israel died. Numbers 21:6
Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. 1 Samuel 15:2-3
Behold, O LORD, and consider to whom thou hast done this. Shall the women eat their fruit, and children of a span long? shall the priest and the prophet be slain in the sanctuary of the Lord? The young and the old lie on the ground in the streets: my virgins and my young men are fallen by the sword; thou hast slain them in the day of thine anger; thou hast killed, and not pitied. Lam.2:20-21
Things the Bible says God plans to do in the future:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. Lev.26:16
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. Deuteronomy 28:53
And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine. Isaiah 49:26
Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them. Ezekiel 8:18
Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile. Nah.3:5-6
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. Malachi 2:3
As an example to parents everywhere and to save the world (from Himself); God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, to be tortured and killed, as a ritual blood sacrifice; to appease Himself, so that He could forgive us for the sin, He originally condemned us to in the 1st place. John 3: 16
@@braydynniewiadomski5454 But how do you reconcile all those contradictions? How do you know which verses to follow and which ones to ignore? Do you have any evidence to support your hypothesis that your Doctrine and Dogma are true and valid? How do you know you`re worshipping the right God? Why do you choose to worship THE EVIL ONE? Where is your God and why can`t I meet him, her, or It? Why won`t Xians ever give me good answers to my questions?
This was so edgy for 2007
Run slowly accurate statement
It is 2017
It's not rape if they're not conscious
Are you sure? Because 2007 was a pretty edgy year
You think being "edgy" is something new? dumb fuck.
"We're very thorough"😂😂😂
Spotlight in 5 minutes or less.
The tear at 4:15 ha
That was the funniest shit ever!
04:08
Fixed.
no thanks, there's nothing funny about child molestation, unfortuneatly there's no god to punish thoose bastards when the die and no justice on earth that can or will tackle it's most powerful institution, the catholic church..
Pat Brennan I think Daniel Tosh did a joke about you...
Pat Brennan - Molested as a child
This has got to be one of the darkest shit I've seen.... and it's fucking hilarious.
lol @ all the people that are offended by this. GFYS
This is fucking hilarious!
Deathvoid I broke at 1:00
Deathvoid band
And now he has been credibly accused of sexual abuse. What a hypocrite.
+tgustafson85 accused dosent mean he did jackass which would not make him a hypocrite. you believe in guilty until proven innocent instead of innocent until proven guilty. for that reason im am 100% positive that you are a female priestess helping the Catholic Church fuck the purity out of little boys.
Except that he did admit to doing what his accusers said. Also, you realize that there is a difference between "credibly accused" and merely "accused", right? He can shit on the Catholic Church all he wants, but it rings hollow and hypocritical. The perverts are now congregating in Hollywood, and we now know that Louis CK is one of them.
"innocent until proven guilty" is a legal concept for the courts to operate off of. It means that a charge must be proven or admitted to. And now it has.
it's ironic that most people laugh at this and think it's fake
You know the old saying "it's funny cause it's true" That's why most people find this funny.
actually it's a parody of documentaries. the current pope is doing away with a lot of these horrific practices
Jon Koller thank you I thought that was a real letter from the pope
Maxi King Nicco King The Pope always signs things with "The Pope."
because it is you dipshit
This is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Just like how they make bibles...
you also get to see the "Purest" shit
I weep for you if that’s true
"you can't just go around fucking boys in the street, people get mad..." 😂😂😂 wtf
This has aged really well, tragically...
I thought he just made this because of what's happening and the calls for the pope to resign.
What are you all talking about
@@ernestkinas5973 you're talking about the pope right?
@@richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318 .
The Pope and Louis CK
@@ernestkinas5973 What happened tho
I love the single tear when Louie finds out he was raped.
GhostWarriorHDx dumbass the video is 4 minutes long, you were too busy reading the fucking comments to watch the video.
Salxero you got fuckd for being a loser.
Watch the video before going to the comments you dumbass
Salxero
For being a loser
Salxero because your joke backfired bro
1:26 "People get mad."
Lmao. The way he says that like it's some kind of revelation.
Aaaaand it's tax deductible!
All this effort for such a simple joke lol
ttlpwn34 That's what makes it so funny
Daf THATS RIGHT!
And it's totally worth it.
ttlpwn34 What joke?
Daf true.
"I'm just teasing, theres no god!"
Honestly wondering if priests really just secretly laugh their asses off as people give away their money for nothing.
inform them that Gad ( correct spelling ) was a muslim banker.
I always wondered about it myself. I guess there's no way to know it for sure because of course they will tell you they believe there is a God.
MrJustonemorevoice I'm an atheist but what do you think people give money for? In my local curch they spend it all for people who's in need, my priest doesnt have shit
@@don95ful How sure are you about that? The priest in my wife's home village (which is a very small village) keeps complaining how hard it is for him but not long ago I found out that he makes aprox. 3 times the minimum wage which is more than my wife makes btw as an engineer. Mine is a poor country but not for the catholic church.
sogerc1 I know he doesnt have shit cause he DOES NOT HAVE SHIT lol I'm italian and priests here cant have a wife and family. That man have a shitty car, sleeps in a little house in front of the curch and works everyday, i cant see a possible way to envy him
I remeber sending this video to one of my friends back in late 2000's and she does not talk to me since :D as she found it very offensive :D
You should send her the joke about the man who went into a drug store and told the pharmacist that he needed to buy some birth control for his nine year old daughter.
The pharmacist, shocked, said, "You have a daughter that age who's sexually active?!"
To which the man replied, "Nah, mostly she just lays there like her mother."
As a Catholic priest myself, I can totally relate to this.
T. D.
Oh.
Em
T. D. TD.... Ted.... Father Ted!
Leo Odgers Ted never fucked any young boys although Jack would have fantasies about the times he thought in a girls school. Lol.
T. D. Wait...but...
* Get offended by watching this *
* Does nothing about priests actually fucking kids *
Way to go people.
It's funny because catholics be like "I'm offended at this". So, let me get this straight, you're not offended at priests raping boys, you're offended at a 4min, obviously fictitious, video.
You clearly have your priorities straight, pal.
Hold on, what makes you say that they are also not offended and disgusted by corrupted priests. They can be offended by both you know.
Agustín Prieto Less than 1 percent of priests in the world have done that, and you think that we praise the priests that do that? Hell no. Get out of here with your ignorant ass. I hate videos like these because they completely misrepresent the Catholic Church and what it stands for
And now he has been credibly accused of sexual abuse. What a hypocrite.
The Catholic Church has done something about it. The last time a priest was caught in an inappropriate relationship in my area, he was immediately removed from ministry, an investigation done, and was defrocked.
The scumbags apparently have migrated to Hollywood. Anywhere they think they can get easy access to what they want. Is Hollywood going to put stringent measures in place the way Catholicism has done?
allegations != proof. You do realise that, dont you?
Learned a lot, thanks Louie
Holy shit, never would've thought I'd see you here :D
jesus loves you, (praise his name)...
gears5336
Umh... sure, you, too :D
Jackass.
Yoo , i always see you at vargs videos
and they say rape isn't funny
Please never reproduce.
Rpodnee i dont think you can impregnate a boys ass so your good
A person says six words and you call for eugenics?
+Hershi Schur I'm butthurt from all the rape :/
Hershi Schur it isn’t rape jokes about females so it’s OK.
"'Father gigen you are clear to molest a kid in sector 349 good day"
2:55 lmao
3:45
3,492 Catholics were here.
*Fucked* Catholics ;)
Fucked religions :)
/watch?v=NVvg-i8wJH4
This was sooo fucked up man 😂
This was funny as fuck! Now do Islam.
I'm offensive and i find this muslim
That'll be the day.
sure.jpg
He wont have the balls
It's not about balls, m9. Just because you make fun of one thing, doesn't mean you need to make fun of all the other equivalents :) That would be hacky as fuck ^^,
I can't get over how good this is. Perfection. Louis, you're a gift to humanity.
No child's behind left
The whole theory of the "Purity Brick" made me laugh my ass of so hard I almost died XD
"I'm just teasin' ya. - There's no God!" *Chuckles*.
this is actually one of the craziest things I’ve ever witnessed on UA-cam & i’m not even close to joking.
Louis can reach crazy levels of darkness, but his point of view is always so interesting that he makes outrageous bits work.
Best stuff on religion dissing I have ever ssen
HAHAHA "I'm just teasing ya... there is no God."
no truer words have ever been spoken.
xD
@@ShadowZZZ
And the realization that morality is just as fictional as God. Right?
@@ramboassgoblin if the only thing keeping you from doing immoral things is fear of a higher power, you've already failed.
Jesuit Priests are the only religious people who I've heard say or imply that there is no God. Super interesting. Current pope is a Jesuit, too.
"Uh huuuh. Yea." *tear* *rolling* *down*
😅
i'm a devote Catholic and this is all true, 100% can confirm, amen.
Once he started with "okay..." I knew it was bullshit.
Fiction and satire ≠ bullshit. Do you believe Louis CK was trying to pass this off as genuine?
You need to settle down there, mate. Satire is the correct term but bullshit has a bit more "umph" in it when I never even said if I liked it or not. I did, by the way, not that it matters.
Maso Perez the thumbnail didn't throw you off?
Maso Perez are you that dumb? Lol
BULLSHIT! No one uses the word 'okay'
I was so convinced that it was real XD
Stiched Snake its not??
It is real.
I knew it!
"And its tax deductible" (smile on face)
I wasn't laughing until 4:08 HAHAHA
Alex Arias i didn't notice the tears.
Frigenguy1 so fucking hilarious lmfao
"People get mad"💀💀
Lol right i was dead af ,😂😂
This may be the most offensive, and funniest thing he's ever done.
This is one of the best documentaries in the world.
its from his show. Funny stuff!
@@lt4324 I like to think of it as a serious documentary.
I am in the 4th grade, and this is not what our teacher taught us on religion course. Tomorrow I will speak to our teacher and tell her about this video, maybe she can teach us more. Or maybe we learn about this in 5th grade? I am confused.
Same
I hope you're being sarcastic, because I know there are people that retarded out there. Also any school that has a religion course is obviously controlled fully by a cult.
+The Coding Duck same. I went to a catholic school and they were doing some Illuminati.
lol
Bada Bing Bada Boom you do realize it's fake
I cant stop laughing !!!
Hey you shut up you know th7s isn't right
Joe Rogan How isn't it right? This shits funny
Joe Rogan You must admit that if those 'priests' really were signed by god, that they wouldn't do things which makes believe almost look like a pedophile thing.
Joe Rogan The Lord moves in mysterious ways!!!!
Actually, this is pretty dark... :\
Thales Anastácio Ah I see that you have had alone time with your local priest
And it’s tax deductible 😂😂😂
It's funny because it's true.
Fucking boys or bibles made out of priest shit who fucked boys
@@scaho yes...
scaho or that there’s no god.
Not really, love them or hate them, the Catholic church is responsible for much good in the world, from charity projects, such as building hospitals and providing relief across the world. I'm not Catholic. Obviously molestation occurs, but It happens in every profession that gives special authority, from doctors, teachers, youth organizers, etc.
Best explanation for Catholicism ever!
Best explanation for the corruption of the Catholic Church* saying it explains Catholicism is like saying that a scientist is an atheist therefore all scientists are atheists which doesn't make sense. It's just making fun of the Catholic Church for doing these horrible things. Also Louis is doing a joke. He knows that this isn't exactly what the Catholic Church believe. It's satire.
Wow, El P., you proved yor point in a way that must have changed JKCinema's mind!
Thomas Bergere You are all going to hell . Don't say I didn't warn you.
@@patrickfoley4990 Woe unto you oh scribe and pharisee hypocrite!!! Jesus commanded his disciples not to judge.
Judge not, that ye be not judged. Matthew 7:1
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged. Luke 6:37
And Paul seemed to agree with Jesus on that. (At least in Romans)
Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. Romans 2:1
But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ. Romans 14:10
Or until Jesus comes. (In First Corinthians)
Judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come. 1 Corinthians 4:5
As did the author of James.
Who art thou that judgest another? James 4:12
@@patrickfoley4990 Although, since I am good, righteous and free of sin, I am allowed to judge you! Leviticus says that righteous people should judge others.
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour. Leviticus 19:15
In the gospel of John, Jesus said that we should "judge righteous judgment."
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. John 7:24
And Paul said that spiritual people should judge "all things" in this life and will judge angels in the next.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 1 Corinthians 2:15
I ... have judged already, as though I were present, concerning him that hath so done this deed. 1 Corinthians 5:3
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person. 1 Corinthians 5:12-13
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?. 1 Corinthians 6:2-3
And I judge you to probably be a pedophile! Who's going to Hell now, sinner? Peace & love!
As a Catholic, I find this hilarious. Seriously, any priest who abuses children should be stripped of their priesthood, and be sent to jail.
but they just send them to a far away land.
+armvex called the vatican
josemaria cerisola no it's not.
+Quinntus79 How can you still be a Catholic with the widespread sexual misconduct and despicable conspiracy to hide and protect those responsible?
Because ultimately, I still believe as a Catholic. I believe in God the Father Almighty, in Jesus Christ his son, the Holy Spirit, and that all humans are born sinners. Their is a human entity to the Church which makes it flawed and sinful; that includes the priests. You're right, it pisses me off that their are priests who abuse children and the higher ups do nothing about it, but if I left would any of that change? Who knows, perhaps if I work within with other members of the priesthood and laity we can institute reforms that stops this and better protects our children.
I have never seen a better documentary on catholic church in my entire life.
Great comment with a Botero picture - thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A teacher, a soldier and a priest is sitting at the front of a school bus when the driver hits a pole and the bus catches on fire. The bus driver runs off leaving the children, and the soldier is about to do the same.
"Wait" says the teacher. "Help me get the children off the bus."
"Fuck the children" the soldier says as he runs off the bus. Behind him, the teacher hear a giddy squeal of joy and turns around.
"We have time for that?" the priest asks with a smile.
Huh. The more you know...
Bob Loblaws ...because knowledge is power. Go Joe!
4:09 He has tears in his eyes... lol,, good stuff.
Haha I've seen this 3 times now but I saw it for the first time just now
aljo Sense, made
aljo Are you on fast forward?
Kevin LeBlanc :/ This isn't a VCR. I don't think anyone uses the x2 speed setting on YT either.
aljo This was the first time I saw the tears too!
Mmmmm.The silver haired Priest is just my type.Too bad I'm not a boy any more.🤭
Woof. No but you’re a handsome af daddy bear now 😉
@@kaymillerfromTX Awww.Shucks.😳The picture/avatar isn't me.I do like him.And look a little like him.Less hair.🤭
Know who he is?
You may have to ask an "older" gentleman.😉
@@jeffhodge7272lol didn’t see this and nope, who is that? He is sexy
@@kaymillerfromTX Not sure who the priest is.I would have fucked him though.😈
MY avatar /picture is Raymond Burr.I LOVED him when he was late 50s-60s.He died in his early 70s.A LONG time ago.😔
What the fuck?! I was so caught off guard.
this is some of the darkest humor i've ever seen XD
LMFAO!!!! This is gold!
was scrolling the comments hoping to find some salty christians
Fuck am I about to watch and why am I only hearing about its existence now?
THAT TEAR HOLY SHIT xD
+SensualCream that tear....holy shit, dude :,(
/watch?v=NVvg-i8wJH4
This video really cleared things up, especially the Church's motto: "No childs behind left."
Andrew Sullivan children*
Hitchens
r/whooosh
If you stil didn’t get the joke here is what he meant:
No childs behind (child’s ass) left
Ure welcome
2:52 is underrated
The second he said "dedicated... To the fucking of boys" I shat myself. I can't fucking believe it!
make a brick dude
I would make a brick, but now all I need is purity.... I don't plan on getting it any time soon.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
BlackjAck 47 lard*
This has to be one of the best videos of all time.
This is the single greatest comedy sketch of all time
1:07 "No, it's just the other way around" lmfao
I love that sort of suprising irony he uses. The moment he asked the priest about the church i thought the priest was lejit. Louis ck ftw
This was made in 2007? Why the hell haven't I seen this until just now?! This is amazing!
2022 here. Just saw it for the first time
One of those funny because it's true things
he's crying lol
When he said "fucking young boys" i fucking lost it.