Thanks for watching everyone...yeah...this comment is about 4 months late lol The song is called - Drop in the Club 1 - you can find it on UA-cam. Glad you enjoyed it!!
Anakin: Master, the Jedi masters send me here because you’ve been gone for 2 FUCKING YEARS! Obi Wan: I thought it’s only 2 weeks? *Later* Anakin: Master Yoda. Yoda: Disappointed You look, Young skywalker. Anakin: Can I retire? And just put me in Jedi reserve.. Mace Windu: Why? Anakin: I have children with Padme.. also Obi Wan becomes a drug addict. Mace: But.. we NEED you! Anakin: I’ve already taken care of Palpatine.. Yoda and Mace: What!? Anakin: He’s Darth Sidious so... Mace: Well, that’s good... you can retire now..
1st he does Death Stick video, now you want him to do one about Sand? For all we know, he'll be doing one where "What if sand could talk, or what sand was a death stick. LOL
OK OK BUT LISTEN TO THIS: Remember how everyone wanted Obi-wan to be Rey's father?? And then in the movie they said her parents sold her for drugs or something? IT ALL FITS NOW
And in the Auralnauts' version, which precedes new canon by several years, Obi-Wan sold his son Duke for money to buy midichlorians (heroin). It does fit indeed.
"You wanna buy some deathsticks?" "You don't want to sell me any deathsticks." "You don't want to use your mind trick on me." "I don't want to use my mind trick on you." "You want to invest in a lifetime's worth of deathsticks." "I want to invest in a lifetime's worth of deathsticks."
I thought Obi-Wan would come in the room where Luke and mace where fighting and say in his old voice to Darths Vader “ANAKIN WE STILL HAVE TO FIND THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!!”
Callum vs- insert name 1. Freedom of speech, don't tell me what I can or cannot say 2. How does it make me sound gay? 3. Are you prejudice against people that could be gay? Not cool
When I first saw Attack of the Clones as a kid, I thought death sticks were some kind of weapon, but Obi-Wan didn’t need any because lightsabers were more powerful
I remember when everyone was always bringing there theories to a point where Snoke appears, but now since we know he was a creation of Palpatine they’re all null and void.
I love how Snoke is actually the hard-partying through the years, hungover, burnt-out, deathstick junkie obi-wan. This would be a major plot redemption for Disney (which means of course, they would never do it). Deathstick's a helluva drug!
An amazing video, love some of the pictures you used. Probably the funniest "what if" videos made. It really reminded me of Auralnauts dubbed over videos of the star wars movies (which I highly recommend) where Obi wan is a cocaine addict.
Diminish one’s connection to the force. That would be an interesting story for a bitter Jedi who wanted to cut themselves off from the force to such a degree, that they frequently use death sticks
Anakin walks in the council Anakin: hey mace can i be a Anakin gets traumatized seeing mace and the other jedi playing with there lightsabers, dancing around crazily, using the force to move things, and drinking alot of alcohol and moonshine Anakin: you know what on second, I'll just ask later Anakin leaves the room Temple guard: are you okay anakin? Anakin: i think we need a new jedi council Temple guard: why's that? Anakin: i have seen things
Obi Wan grabbed the dealer's shoulder. "Hey bro! Hook me up with some of them new fangled death sticks," Obi Wan sputtered and spit, "I wanna have the HIGH ground!" The dealer smiled, "Oh, yeah man!" The dealer passed him some death sticks, "These will get the medichlorians flowing, my dude." Obi Wan then became a total DUDE.
Obi Wan became a party animal and house musician extraordinaire. His most famous singles included "I have the High Ground", "May the Farce be with You", "Dark is the Light", "Jedi Love Sick" and "Baby you make my Lightsabre Throb". Obi Wan was also known for his stunts with the lightsabre Sadly Obi Wan, whilst high as hell on deathsticks, was doing his lightsabre stuntwork and accidentally impaled himself on his lightsabre.
You forgot how Dooku would react to all this. Dooku: "Your love of the halflings' leaf has truly slowed your mind, Obi-Wan. You shame your old master!"
Obi Wan was too busy getting drunk and starting bar fights from then on. As a very old man, he returned to the remnants of the Jedi to meet an older Luke. When Luke was starting the new Jedi order, Obi Wan kind of hung out and was a bad influence on the padawans. Kylo Ren had a particularly close relationship to the decrepit Obi Wan who still drank and used death stix regularly. Instead of becoming obsessed with his grandfather, Kylo became obsessed with being "cool" and "dope" like Obi Wan. Kylo journeyed around the galaxy in search of the best illegal substances so that his swagalicious master Obi Wan would be proud of him even after Obi Wan's death.
You forgot Obi-wan probably wouldnt have found the clones and so they wouldve been delayed longer making the battle of geonosis a crippling defeat for the republic and also causing public opinion for palpatine to drop significantly and the Jedi to lose a majority of its best fighters. This would cause a new chancellor to probably be elected and the Jedi couldnt help fight in the war anymore leading to a seperatist victory where a third of the galaxy is ceded to them for peace. Somebody would find Kamino eventually thanks to the sith's manipulation but it would be far too late to do anything with them. Palpatine would at that point be too old to start over and thus launch a attack using the clones as his personal army. Seeing what his master is doing Dookou would confront him and probably be able to take him out leaving the clones to obey their next in line masters, The Jedi. The Jedi would teach the clones the way of Jedi peacekeeping and Dookou wouldve been accepted back after saving the galaxy and Yoda wouldve helped him return fully to the light. Anakin would probably eventually leave the jedi to be with Padme and live on naboo. Obi Wan would still wind up on tatooin but he would be just a hermit with a Deathstick Problem and Luke and Leia would just be High Society Naboo Natives.
That was epic! Can u do a video on “what if padme’s body gard and herself never switched places?” I am sure u could come up with an epic story line to that!!! Thanks once again!
Chewie turns R2 into scrap and leaves his remains in that trash compactor, the rebels don't get those plans, Death Star blows everyone up. Remember kids, let the Wookiee win.
Absurd?! Are you kidding!?! This was awesome!! Having Mace take Kenobi’s place, next training Luke alongside with Master Yoda in physical form, and then placing him next to Luke in the final duel of Episode VI where instead of a two way duel, it would be a four way duel with one duel being an awesome round 2 between Windu and Sidious!!
But what if Obi-Wan made a surprise reappearance just before the final confrontation, now a junkie, and not realizing who Luke is, offers to sell him some death sticks (saying "you gotta try one, these babies changed my life duuuude"). Stressed by the prospect of losing in the upcoming battle, Luke agrees to buy one to calm his nerves. Coming across a high Luke just when they are supposed to meet the Emperor and Vader, Mace Windu gets angry and immediately realizes what has happened, finding Obi-Wan not far from there and engaging him in a duel instead of the Emperor to get revenge on him for making his apprentice addicted. Meanwhile, Luke is kidnapped by Stormtroopers and taken to the Emperor and Darth Vader, who successfully persuade him to join the Dark Side ("Whatever you say, man"). However, Luke finds the operations of the Dark Side quite boring and, using his newly accumulated status as a high-ranking Sith Lord, starts recommending for his underlings to visit more nightclubs, dance and engage in recreational drug and alcohol consumption. Looking for his son, Darth Vader uses his feelings and locates him at the very same nightclub where his former master had lost to the temptation of partying, surrounded by Stormtroopers doing the Macarena. Darth Vader is hit with a painful flashback of when he last saw Obi-Wan and realizes he wants no part in this organization any longer. Joining forces with the rebels, Anakin confronts the Emperor together with Mace Windu and takes him down, finally fulfilling the prophecy that said he would destroy the Sith. Anakin sends his son to rehab and starts rebuilding the galaxy together with the rebels, vowing to rid the world of death sticks once and for all, building rehabs across every star system, and becoming a world-renowned champion in the fight against drugs!
Thanks for watching everyone...yeah...this comment is about 4 months late lol
The song is called - Drop in the Club 1 - you can find it on UA-cam.
Glad you enjoyed it!!
Star Wars Theory thankyou so much that song is lit 🔥🔥🔥
Star Wars Theory your high obi-wan is a rather good Thor
zach martin that is what I was thinking.
Star Wars Theory Wait.. If Obi Wan never fought Anakin, wouldn't Anakin obligate Padme to live with him?
Star Wars Theory q
Wow, Obi sure got the HIGH ground
AntonyPancake nice
AntonyPancake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AntonyPancake The comment We've waited our whole Internet careers to read. 😭
Amazing ;D
It's over, Anakin, I have the... Woah, dude, you're so small down there! That's so rad!
Obi Wan has accessed the Dank Side of the Force.
+FrakWithAria, the Deathsticks would be containing Meme Fuel.
FrakWithAria yes,He Has.
FrakWithAria gg
FrakWithAria with the power of the "high" ground
lol
Looks like Obi-Wan's certainly got the "high" ground.
owlstag awn that Joke is over done now
ba dum crash
thank you for this overdone meme it still gets me
Hahaha
owlstag awn got'em
"More like, NOT the chosen one." Perfect stoned comeback.
We desperately need an animated version of this.
At least that's what Master Windu always says, he hates you by the way.
the deathstick dealer is snoke
Taaha Najam confirmed
my god
Taaha Najam ITS TRUE OBI TOLD HIM TO RETHINK HIS LIFE AND THIS IS HOW HE DID IT !!!
Snoke is actually Luke's severed hand
The deathstick dealer is snoke cuz he likes to smoke. Bada Dum Tss.
XD
And the Twist was that Obi Wan Was Snoke, The deathsticks melted his face
what the hell
no THE DEALER
That would be amazing.
Yes
Snoke gave Kylo Ren deathsticks, that is why he was so bad at fighting in episode 7.
I would never do such a thing
Obi-wan Kenobi you have been known to have the high ground
Then how do you explain all that heroin you did in Edinburgh?
Ya right
Hay am I dead
Because I am getting Vibes that I am
Obi-wan: *So uncivilized.* **throws death sticks away**
Anakin: *This is where the fun begins!*
it's over Obi-Wan I have The high ground
Nope. There's no way Mace Windu would go to Dagobah with Luke ,there's just way too many motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' planet.
tarwagon I fuckin died when I read this comment
I had it! enough is enough! there are too many sith lords in muthafuckin senate!
What does Master Yoda look like?
tarwagon this comment LOL
tarwagon LOL!!!
Anakin: * grabs death stick* obi wan: don’t try it anakin I have the HIGH ground
Anakin Solo actually anakin did have the *high* ground
Elite Clone kid yea
Anakin: Master, the Jedi masters send me here because you’ve been gone for 2 FUCKING YEARS!
Obi Wan: I thought it’s only 2 weeks?
*Later*
Anakin: Master Yoda.
Yoda: Disappointed You look, Young skywalker.
Anakin: Can I retire? And just put me in Jedi reserve..
Mace Windu: Why?
Anakin: I have children with Padme.. also Obi Wan becomes a drug addict.
Mace: But.. we NEED you!
Anakin: I’ve already taken care of Palpatine..
Yoda and Mace: What!?
Anakin: He’s Darth Sidious so...
Mace: Well, that’s good... you can retire now..
@@johnilarde8440 end credits roll
Duel of the fates starts playing
What If Anakin liked sand?
what the fuck?
Let the madness begin.
This is better than the death sticks Idea !!!
Then that movie conversation between Anakin and Padme would have had an awkward silence rather than an awkward statement about sand. The end!
1st he does Death Stick video, now you want him to do one about Sand? For all we know, he'll be doing one where "What if sand could talk, or what sand was a death stick. LOL
"You will give me the deathsticks for free."
"I will give you the deathsticks for free."
"And give me all your money."
"And give you all my money."
What if Anakin purchased fast food for the Jedi Council and disguised it as his own cooking?
Ohohoho! Delightfully devilish, Anakin.
Steamed hams
"You know this floating Naboo Fruit is a lot like the ones they have over at the Cantina"
@@matthewlee8667 "Oh no, patented Skywalker Burgers. Old family recipe."
@@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 "for floating Naboo Fruit?"
OK OK BUT LISTEN TO THIS:
Remember how everyone wanted Obi-wan to be Rey's father?? And then in the movie they said her parents sold her for drugs or something? IT ALL FITS NOW
This is fucking gold
FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
So the legends are true...
And in the Auralnauts' version, which precedes new canon by several years, Obi-Wan sold his son Duke for money to buy midichlorians (heroin). It does fit indeed.
Emma Rounsville rtfÿ
What if Luke accidentally killed obi wan when he first got a Lightsaber in a new hope?
LegoVideosRock HAHAHAHA
holy shit, yes
What if Luke had accidentally killed himself instead?
Gengarzilla Obi Wan: Well... shit
LegoVideosRock he needs to do this
Obi wan: I’m not brave enough for politics
3 deathsticks later: MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC TO DEMOCRACY!
Lmao 😂
Some random guy: “do you even know why the outer rim succeeded in the first place?”
@@jackkreanxx2935 Obi-Wan: "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"
What if Obi-Wan was brave enough for politics?
briank913 The prequels would have been better movies
Ooh
Omg he needs to do this
"Oh, no I'm not brave enough for politics..."
5 Drinks later
*"MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC, TO DEMOCRACY!!!"*
briank913 yes
Anakin: *Leaves Obi-Wan at the bar*
Obi-Wan: This is where the fun begins!
Thank you for this comment. Now I've got stomache ache from laughing too hard. xD
369th like
what if the younglings killed anakin skywalked
curtis brown YESSSSSSSS
don't fuck with the younglings
younglings ex machina
little nigga cuts Anakin's balls off lmfao
Quoting another comment, Darth Sidious dies of embarrassment.
It's over Anakin, I am high
So basically if Obi-Wan had just bought the death sticks then the whole Galaxy would have been at peace?Goddammit Obi-Wan!!!
*It's all Obi-Wan's fault!*
YOU SHOULDVE JUST GOTTEN HIGH
Do drugs kids it might save the galaxy
Yeah we need more Death Sticks for the Galaxy =Peace🤣
But that's just a theory.. A FILM THEORY!
"He Hates You BTW" killed me
Yeah that was funny
Snoke = death stick kenobi confirmed
dave ambrose Mind blown
Davvo the prophecy is true
Nah because then he'd be called Coke.
Kenobi on meth 40 years
@@chtholly8084 lol good one
"And they say you're the chosen one... more like NOT the chosen one"
God tier insults right there, my dudes.
Even sharper than his usual cutting snark.
"You wanna buy some deathsticks?"
"You don't want to sell me any deathsticks."
"You don't want to use your mind trick on me."
"I don't want to use my mind trick on you."
"You want to invest in a lifetime's worth of deathsticks."
"I want to invest in a lifetime's worth of deathsticks."
Jedi Mind Tricks don’t work on Jedi.
@@boldaphidgaming9089 Good salesman > Jedi Mind Trick
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
Obi-wan Kenobi no... the archives contain all knowledge of everything ever to exist. OF COURSE THE ARCHIVES ARE INCOMPLETE.
@@MrWhatdafuBOOM lol dang... That explains Watto 😂
This makes my relationship with kenobi on a very different level.
Hello there
Will of the force: waiting for grievous to say GENERAL KENOBI I’ve been expecting you
@@obiwankenobi1596 This is uncalled for
General Grievous a *HIGH* level
@@obiwankenobi1596 general kenobi
“More like, NOT The Chosen One”
lmao gotem
10/10 comedy
After saying that anakin got teleported to mustafar and started burning.
*Or atleast that's what master windu would say, he hates you by the way.*
@@JibrilPC waxed XD
"At least that's what Master Windu always says, he hates you by the way." Omg I wish that line was in the actual movie
What if Luke DID GO to the Tosche Station to get those power converters?
Garnopolis X YES
ua-cam.com/video/rpUkokRx3-k/v-deo.html
@@darthdrake3095 It all makes sense now...
He would've returned to his house on fire and he would've never become a Jedi
Sooo... The moral of the story is that you should always get high because it will save the Galaxy?
Exactly
Essentially
no it is will not fuck up everything
Lol what happened to obi wan?
yes and n
"It's over Anakin! I have the "high" ground!"
"No shit dude, you've been getting blazed on those Death Sticks for 3 years".
Hello
there.
General
Kenobi
*this all makes sense tho*
No one:
UA-cam recommendations: WhAt If ObI WaN dId BuY tHe DeAtHsTiCkS
Not funny
@@siyacer that's your opinion
@@golden-bh3kc still not funny
ua-cam.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/v-deo.html
I want to like, but it's at 69
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my source for dope."
He bought the deathsticks, tripped out and hallucinated the entire sequel trilogy. This is the theory I stand by
A split in the timeline
@Sven crap here come the TVA
this is true story
What about episodes 4, 5, 6, and the last part of episode 3?
@@JohnGisMe I assume they still happen after he sobers up.
Anakin on mustafar: I HAVE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!
Obiwan finishing up a deathstick: Nah man I got the HIGHEST ground.
tartarus tartarus lel
Dat just funy
420 likes in this comment. This is now canon.
Looooool.^^
tartarus tartarus amazing
The background music made this 20 times funnier 😂😂😂
I thought Obi-Wan would come in the room where Luke and mace where fighting and say in his old voice to Darths Vader “ANAKIN WE STILL HAVE TO FIND THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!!”
Faded YT 😂😂😂
Hahahahhaha 💀
LOL! that would be funny, and mace windu turns around like WTF?
all of them would stop and look at him like *"wait wot?"*
Lol.
So the galaxy would be eternally safe...
If Obi-wan just took the friggin drugs
It still ends the same way, except it just plays out like this.
Skek well no, because Anakin lives this time.
Wanna buy some death sticks
That one guy could’ve saved it all...
Your Sleep Paralysis Demon how did you get here
What if Anakin bought the deathsticks with Obi-Wan? lol
The RZI Guy
don't put *lol at the end, it makes your comment sound gay
Callum vs- insert name
1. Freedom of speech, don't tell me what I can or cannot say
2. How does it make me sound gay?
3. Are you prejudice against people that could be gay? Not cool
The RZI Guy
You must be fun at parties
Callum vs- insert name I don't go to them, so I'm no fun at parties
The RZI Guy
Oh, that sucks
3:21 nearly killed me with laughter. It was like I was being force choked 🤣
What if Luke shot and killed Yoda when he first met him?
R.I.P Yoda
Luke would have no training in the force. Yes, maybe Yoda will come back as a force ghost, but Yoda would just be able to give him advice.
yoda would live as a deathstick
wat if luke joined the empire before the rebels
u fool yoda would absorb his blaster fire and call him puck ass you are training u will not have
THE ARIBITER that would be a really good one!
The club beat is sick, it dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs.
Aragsan Osman I helped her with that
sorry man, cant like, its on 69
@@Ymylock now you can, it's 110
But does anybody know the background song from 0:00 - 0:49
So you're telling me if he bought the deathsticks....the galaxy would turn out...BETTER?!!
Old Mace Windu:
I'm sick of these motherf***ing storm troopers on this motherf***ing deathstar.
Kenny Smithson Drugs are the Jedi way afterall
Kenny Smithson Ikr
Alex K Its funny because your taking it too seriously.
KPS the MHV welp now we know drugs fix everything
When I first saw Attack of the Clones as a kid, I thought death sticks were some kind of weapon, but Obi-Wan didn’t need any because lightsabers were more powerful
I thought they were just space cigarettes lol
@@bloodyneptune They are something like that, but I was like 8 at the time
The dank side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
Weed force
Wait so we making made up forces now?
YOUR MOM FORCE
dark side of the drugs
4:00
Anakin: "Master what are you doing we have a duty here"
Obi-Wan: "Haha you said duty"
Meanwhile Obi-Wan is running a shady strip club to support his drug habits
I remember when everyone was always bringing there theories to a point where Snoke appears, but now since we know he was a creation of Palpatine they’re all null and void.
I HAVE A NEW THEORY! SNOKE IS DRUGGED OBIWAN!
Death will come swiftly ;3
Márton Benedek Sass LOL
I was expecting him to say that xD
Márton Benedek Sass again Drugs and alcohol Are bad MKay
CONFIRMED!!!
But in this different universe, instead of smoke rising, it's Darth Kenobi, the high
You mean, Dank Kenobi.
Join The Dank side of the force.
"Snoke"
No, the all-powerful high lord with a half twi-lek kid
Sawyer H The all powerful Dank Lord of the High ground of Darkness
What if Obi Wan went home to rethink his life?
Wasn't the highest I've ever been
Let me guess you did it after qui-gon's death, satine's death, your own death, mauls death, and Anakin's death
Good job Kenobi.
*Hello There*
Oh my.
,,I am not Obi Wan anymore! I am Darth Highground!"
A year or so later, Anakin's point of view was rather right
I love how Snoke is actually the hard-partying through the years, hungover, burnt-out, deathstick junkie obi-wan.
This would be a major plot redemption for Disney (which means of course, they would never do it).
Deathstick's a helluva drug!
"You want to sell me deathsticks."
England Isn't My City Fucking Ningens...
Nah it would've ben
"Give me those Deathsticks."
2 things
1. What happened to GENERAL “HIGH” GROUND after episode 3
2. Luke wouldn’t be able to defeat Vader if he reached his full potential
And they also met Obi Wan's child, who was born in the under world of Courasant nine months after that fateful night Obi Wan took the death sticks.
LMAO
Obi-wan cheated on satine XD
And after 56 years the child become Snoke himself.
paco ramon holy shit i never think about that
well played
"...With Two Twi'lek girls..." LOL
LZ OP he looks so high there
3:21
Playboy obi wan
@Mustelid Animalia what? How can they do this? It's outrageous, it's unfair! How can they be Jedi and date each other?
I would kill to have a Twi’lek girlfriend.
And then Obi Wan came back, absolutely tripping, accidentally killing everyone trying to reinact a rave-party using his light-saber.
The end.
Kenobi: "It's over everyone! I have the high ground!" He says, an empty death stick jutting from each of his nostrils.
Who knew Obi Wan can kill younglings better than Anakin
I died when obi wan started partying😂😂😂
From then on Obi-Wan became a master of the Dank Side of the Force.
Where can I join the Dank Side
The Louster I am one with the dank side the dank side is with me
Made me laugh more than it should have.
The dank side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be _unnatural_
Join the Dank Side. We have brownies.
An amazing video, love some of the pictures you used. Probably the funniest "what if" videos made. It really reminded me of Auralnauts dubbed over videos of the star wars movies (which I highly recommend) where Obi wan is a cocaine addict.
lmao, glad you enjoyed it bro.
What if Han Solo got killed by Greedo? :)
Hey what if rather than Palpatine ordering Asajj Ventress' death, he would try to replace Dooku with her.
Master, what are midichlorians?.........Heroin
waddup factF?
Death stick obi wan is snoke confirmed
I can confirm this 7 months later
true
killed by a death stick
Supreme Weeder Smoke
Supreme leader snoop
Diminish one’s connection to the force. That would be an interesting story for a bitter Jedi who wanted to cut themselves off from the force to such a degree, that they frequently use death sticks
I think they were hinting at something like this in the first force unleashed game. granted, then it was more of an alcoholism thing.
Cade Skywalker did in Legends, he’d frequently take them to keep himself cut from the force to the point of even Overdosing on occasions.
"The Chosen one, more like not the chosen one and Mace always says, he hates you by the way." That was funny as hell.
what if the entire Jedi Council took Deathsticks
nico Wallachia what if Darth Sidious used death sticks with them?
im pretty sure this is already what happened anyways
That would be the execution of order 420
Anakin walks in the council
Anakin: hey mace can i be a
Anakin gets traumatized seeing mace and the other jedi playing with there lightsabers, dancing around crazily, using the force to move things, and drinking alot of alcohol and moonshine
Anakin: you know what on second, I'll just ask later
Anakin leaves the room
Temple guard: are you okay anakin?
Anakin: i think we need a new jedi council
Temple guard: why's that?
Anakin: i have seen things
That is the best comment
Please God, do one where Anakin also uses the Death Stiucks!
then the chosen one would ascend beyond the force...
it would definetly change the history proto
OMG what are you doing here?!
PROTOOO
ProtoMario | Do you watch Star Wars?
death sticks made obiwan so high that he entered a new force realm never to be seen again.
Obi Wan grabbed the dealer's shoulder. "Hey bro! Hook me up with some of them new fangled death sticks," Obi Wan sputtered and spit, "I wanna have the HIGH ground!" The dealer smiled, "Oh, yeah man!" The dealer passed him some death sticks, "These will get the medichlorians flowing, my dude." Obi Wan then became a total DUDE.
*obi was later woken up in bed with Count Dooku after a lovely trip* (I was drunk when I wrote this)
Hell please 😣
I hate how much I laughed at this, but oh well!!!!
r/cursedcomments
omfg i am wheezing
By the gods, no
what was Padme's safeword and why did she forget it when Anakin was choking her?
coconuts Fireman anakin, the baby will die if you do this!
-padme's safeword.
GrandsonOfVader I fucking love this comment
the safeword was sand
TheBaconGamer S-sand! Anakin...SAND!!!
IM FUCKING CRYING
“ And Anikin saw obi-wan with two twelek girls dancing on the DJ booth.”
Obi Wan became a party animal and house musician extraordinaire. His most famous singles included "I have the High Ground", "May the Farce be with You", "Dark is the Light", "Jedi Love Sick" and "Baby you make my Lightsabre Throb". Obi Wan was also known for his stunts with the lightsabre
Sadly Obi Wan, whilst high as hell on deathsticks, was doing his lightsabre stuntwork and accidentally impaled himself on his lightsabre.
I've never seen a better comment.
This killed me 😂😂
"More like _not_ the chosen one" AWWW SHEEYAT #SAVAGE
#ApplyBurnCream
3:35 I was totally expecting Obi-Wan to say "Hello there"
You forgot how Dooku would react to all this.
Dooku: "Your love of the halflings' leaf has truly slowed your mind, Obi-Wan. You shame your old master!"
What if EVERYONE took death sticks?
The galaxy would be at peace forever.
shahahahahahahhaha
Luke Dunckley What if he drugged half of the temple, and half of the Jedi masters.
Execute order 420
Ninja NikNik BLAZE THE TEMPLE!
Snoke is a heavily drug-addled Obi-Wan, pissed that his friends gave up looking for him.
I laughed at this more than I should
What if Jango Fett survived His battle with Mace Windu.
...and had some deathsticks
Definitly the best ''what if'' ever!
4:36 Obi-Wan snuck into his seat while the council was talking. Look, he's right there!
Lol
I thought Kenobi was gone
What if Obi-Wan joined Anakin on mustafar.
Obi: "Don't you mean OUR new empire?"
Anakin: "Now we're talkin'!"
Jacob Walther yehhh!!
Anakin: 'We can share the empire but we can't share padme, deal?'
Saberhap good one dude XD
Jacob Walther Yes, that would be an interesting what if!
Obi Thug Life
I do wish that happened
You need to teach me the high ground, master
The High Ground lol
"Obi-Wan told him he talked too much about Padme and that he was ANNOYING." This line is underrated asf.
Order 420
Adrian Arshad nah more like order 69
Everyone Have a Deathstick!
Get this to 420 likes
420, what’s your smoking?
So basically, obi wan getting high on death sticks = the world getting saved in a slightly different, but better manner. Neat.
Of all the alternate history of star wars you chose this?!
Thank you i needed this
10 PM one more video and then I'll go to bed
3 AM what if obi wan bought death sticks
I'm watching this at 4:14 am exactly
It’s funny cuz it is 3 am for me...
I should go to sleep...
Same her, i mean what even is my life right now
Euan Hughes it’s literally 3am for me lmao
Obi Wan was too busy getting drunk and starting bar fights from then on. As a very old man, he returned to the remnants of the Jedi to meet an older Luke. When Luke was starting the new Jedi order, Obi Wan kind of hung out and was a bad influence on the padawans. Kylo Ren had a particularly close relationship to the decrepit Obi Wan who still drank and used death stix regularly. Instead of becoming obsessed with his grandfather, Kylo became obsessed with being "cool" and "dope" like Obi Wan. Kylo journeyed around the galaxy in search of the best illegal substances so that his swagalicious master Obi Wan would be proud of him even after Obi Wan's death.
Elliott R call the ambulance I'm dying its too funny
I like this Kylo Ren way more than the real Kylo Ren.
Elliott R don't forget their quest for the best prostitutes the Hutts can provide.
IB R me too he's not a whiny little bitch.
Elliott R that universe is better
You forgot Obi-wan probably wouldnt have found the clones and so they wouldve been delayed longer making the battle of geonosis a crippling defeat for the republic and also causing public opinion for palpatine to drop significantly and the Jedi to lose a majority of its best fighters. This would cause a new chancellor to probably be elected and the Jedi couldnt help fight in the war anymore leading to a seperatist victory where a third of the galaxy is ceded to them for peace. Somebody would find Kamino eventually thanks to the sith's manipulation but it would be far too late to do anything with them. Palpatine would at that point be too old to start over and thus launch a attack using the clones as his personal army. Seeing what his master is doing Dookou would confront him and probably be able to take him out leaving the clones to obey their next in line masters, The Jedi. The Jedi would teach the clones the way of Jedi peacekeeping and Dookou wouldve been accepted back after saving the galaxy and Yoda wouldve helped him return fully to the light. Anakin would probably eventually leave the jedi to be with Padme and live on naboo. Obi Wan would still wind up on tatooin but he would be just a hermit with a Deathstick Problem and Luke and Leia would just be High Society Naboo Natives.
An.William Hoang they wouldn't have gone to obiwans contact aka Dexter to get info so they wouldn't have gotten a lead as quickly
whaddaya know?
greysquirrelinator anakin would have found the clones at that point kinda taking his place.
"High" society you say? lol
greysquirrelinator u sure like to type bro
This was the video I never knew I needed, but now I know I could never live without
So you're telling me that if Obi Wan got high off his ass, the universe would be a better place?
John David yep
Yes.
should've bought those death sticks
Yes
“There are no mistakes”
Master uogway
" We make no mistakes. We have happy little accidents"
Bob Ross.
@@r.bstorm8963 yes I was a happy little accident
anakin turned to the light because his master bought some drugs. Star Wars Theory never ceases to amaze me
That was epic! Can u do a video on “what if padme’s body gard and herself never switched places?” I am sure u could come up with an epic story line to that!!! Thanks once again!
What if Yoda told the council that they could save 15 percent or more on their ship insurance by switching to geiko?
everybody knows that
SnivyLink2 Well, did you know that Anakin secretly likes sand and doesn’t want to admit it?
Then Order 66 would never happen and Anakin never became Darth Vader
What if Chewbacca lost to R2 at holographic chess.
Moregasm the Powerful chewbacca gets mad and crashes the ship into an asteroid and they all die
Chewie turns R2 into scrap and leaves his remains in that trash compactor, the rebels don't get those plans, Death Star blows everyone up. Remember kids, let the Wookiee win.
Moregasm the Powerful probably tear r2 d2s legs/arms out of their sockets
Gengarzilla lol
L e t t h e w o o k i e w i n
Absurd?! Are you kidding!?! This was awesome!! Having Mace take Kenobi’s place, next training Luke alongside with Master Yoda in physical form, and then placing him next to Luke in the final duel of Episode VI where instead of a two way duel, it would be a four way duel with one duel being an awesome round 2 between Windu and Sidious!!
O'Fearghail the Fearless its not round 2 because there was never a 1st face off in this scenario
O'Fearghail the Fearless
Do you think there should be a part two to this
But what if Obi-Wan made a surprise reappearance just before the final confrontation, now a junkie, and not realizing who Luke is, offers to sell him some death sticks (saying "you gotta try one, these babies changed my life duuuude"). Stressed by the prospect of losing in the upcoming battle, Luke agrees to buy one to calm his nerves. Coming across a high Luke just when they are supposed to meet the Emperor and Vader, Mace Windu gets angry and immediately realizes what has happened, finding Obi-Wan not far from there and engaging him in a duel instead of the Emperor to get revenge on him for making his apprentice addicted. Meanwhile, Luke is kidnapped by Stormtroopers and taken to the Emperor and Darth Vader, who successfully persuade him to join the Dark Side ("Whatever you say, man"). However, Luke finds the operations of the Dark Side quite boring and, using his newly accumulated status as a high-ranking Sith Lord, starts recommending for his underlings to visit more nightclubs, dance and engage in recreational drug and alcohol consumption. Looking for his son, Darth Vader uses his feelings and locates him at the very same nightclub where his former master had lost to the temptation of partying, surrounded by Stormtroopers doing the Macarena. Darth Vader is hit with a painful flashback of when he last saw Obi-Wan and realizes he wants no part in this organization any longer. Joining forces with the rebels, Anakin confronts the Emperor together with Mace Windu and takes him down, finally fulfilling the prophecy that said he would destroy the Sith. Anakin sends his son to rehab and starts rebuilding the galaxy together with the rebels, vowing to rid the world of death sticks once and for all, building rehabs across every star system, and becoming a world-renowned champion in the fight against drugs!
P.S. Luke's Sith name is Darth Radical
HikariMichi42 the emperor was probably like (“what will your sith name be”) and Luke would say some shit like (“fucking radical dude now I’m a sith”)
Obi Wan needs to go home and rethink his life