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- The most prestigious educational institution of all-time, taught by the smartest man alive. Welcome to Trump Elementary! From science and geography to math and Spanish, Donald Trump teaches your child everything they need to know. #DailyShow #Comedy #Trump
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The Trump Math Final is just one question: If you only need 11,780 votes to win Georgia, how do you make that happen?
Multi-buy the Trump Golden Sneakers?
Make a phone call and beg. Make sure it's recorded so everyone knows how hard you begged
You lost the election by 7 million votes, what percent of the votes for your opponent are fraudulent?
Answer: 100%
"That's right, we're going to cheat"
I would not trust Trump with the combination to my gym locker let alone the nuclear code! 🙀
The insanity is that ANYONE would vote for him.
Not just that ANYONE would vote for him, he has an actual shot at winning if dems dont turn out in some key states :O
Low information voters and cult members will vote for him. Most of the country will not.
If our intelligence isn’t insulted by Trump, we probably don’t have any.
i agree, and i do feel the same toward the other canidates too!
we have a population of millions, and these 3 are what we came up with:
1. a crimminal
2. a dementia old man
3. an anti vaxer
like what?? howw
@@amckittrick7951
Ranked choice voting would end the failed 2 party system. We also need to end the electoral college and gerrymandering.
I can't even laugh at that anymore, it makes me physically 🤢. It's exhausting.
I know the feeling. And it’s even more infuriating that it’s being normalized by legacy media. They’re so beaten down
cry
@@alumpyhorse Now you people hate the MSM??? lol
@@MrBurnsExcellentdude, most of us on the left always have. No one in their right mind, left or right, believes anything fox, CNN, or any of them say about US politics
hey Mr Burns, legacy media often neglects to report context, which is what we desperately need in the US.
Along with in-depth civics classes, fighting disinformation, loving thy neighbor… I could go on. But I’m afraid it’s not going to help much, as you’ve already started this exchange by saying ‘you people’.
Oh ! that reminds me. You’ve got to check out Brent Terhune. He’s the best.
Hrrrrrrmmmm, the way he always says "Alphonse" in that reverent tone of his makes me think Capone's another hero of his along with Putin, Xi, Kim, Erdogan, Hytler, Stalin and every other dictator in the world.
Without a Doubt!
Scarface??? He couldn’t even get his movies right
@@midknightAl Capone nickname was “Scarface” cause he had a scar on his face. But he hated that nickname and he would get mad.
He had just learned that Al was short for Alphonse, so he is showing off to attract attention and admiration for his great knowledge.
Its because republicans admire and grovel over "strongman" leaders and try to run government like a mafia.
Remember when being indicted was a death nail for public office and not a thing to brag about? Make shame great again…
Sorry, but it's death knell. 😘
@GaryBtme41
Getting indicted meant something before, right.
But "Democrats have marginalized it"? What's that supposed to mean?
I believe the original comment was based on Trump getting so many indictments, from grand juries the paries agree to.
Those indictments mean something. It's crazy how all this is ignored in the discourse.
So Republicans ignore it, because the frontrunner Trump is a very indicted person.
What's your claim? Democrats marginalized candidates who have gotten indicted?
What do you mean by "marginalized" when you say "The Democrats have marginalized it (indictments)."
@@karenshaw7807 Point taken, but, well, it could be a death nail like the last nail in the coffin.
@@karenshaw7807 Correct, and thank you, but "death nail" sounds rather metal.
Remember when weaponizing the DOJ against a political opponent was considered something only a banana republic does?
Comparing the MAGA base to 3rd graders is an insult to 3rd grade classrooms across America!
Most third graders know what Yosemite is, and how to pronounce it!
In all fairness, she did say the world's dumbest 3rd graders. Whom would likely be insulted as eell....😊
@@gigimichelle4805 Always proofread before sending. 'Who', not 'whom', in one single sentence.🐸
I'll be voting RFK in Nov and hoping to end identity politics where we hate our neighbors. He is the only one talking about actual policy.
@@pipz420 You better go to Trump University. A vote for RFK,jr. is a vote for Trump.
For history, you should have used the clip of him talking about the Revolutionary War & how patriots guarded the airports.
🤣
That's what I was waiting for 😂
@@KG-VanityInKnickers had a relative guarding the airports during the Revolutionary war. Also a few who fought the enemy when they showed up in Fort Dix, NJ during WWII. Sadly, a few died during the Bowling Green Massacre. And so ends another American history lesson. :- )
@@fdoe9184 🤣🤣
I seemed to have missed George Washington in the Battle at LaGuardia in my history lesson, too. Cheers!
@@KG-VanityInKnickers used to live near LaGuardia......they taught about it in elementary school
This country is doomed. This guy shouldn’t be near any government office, let alone the White House.
I feel the same way about FJB. Understand your frustrations.
@@crazyhumans- who is FJB?
Thats the power of capitalism BABY!
@@sfpincchicago It's a derogatory towards Joe Biden -F**K Joe-Bien. Vote for Trump.
And he is STILL GETTING 24/7 coverage.
The man just makes me sick...
This Canadian feels the same way> You'll find that people are around the world are sickened by Trump.
Wish I could sue him for emotional abuse. Not even Bush/Cheney had me this worried.
@@pancakeface5717 Well, people sue for just about anything these days. He won't win. But if left stream media didn't learn in 2016, anything is possible.
Ditto!
He IS sickening!!!
It's amazing how he always say "America is a laughing stock" he's right. The world is really laughing n its all on him😂😂
Remember the movie "Idiocracy"? Trump was the catalyst for that future.
Yes, he absolutely is. Macho Camacho, Terry Crews, lol, even playing dumb, he was smarter than trump. 😉💙🇺🇸
we are so far beyond Idiocracy. At least the wrestler president listened to the smart guy…
Idiocracy - The Documentary
Remember when Tuck Benson was a joke because it was so ludicrous having an idiot for president.
@@alumpyhorse the wrestler president was able to admit when he's wrong
Oh boy! America has a Blight Future!💡
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, it really doesn’t matter who wins.
very very blight
Bullsh*t @@jcdlovetron
@@jcdlovetron "The world's worst teacher talking to the world's dumbest third graders." So @jcdlovetron did you have fun during your class today?
That "Mom I'm sorry!" at the end was the icing on the cake.
😂❤
Imagine bragging that you're worse than Al Capone..😅
Now criminals will be comparing themselves to Trump. 😂
Right, his favourite comparisons to draw about himself is to dictators and mobsters. Yet he cries, whines and paints himself as the victim. He is nothing more than a man-child being used as a useful idiot by more nefarious people and organizations.
...and greater than President Lincoln 🙄 The man without a moral compass needs to pick a lane 😂
😂😂😂
Imagine an audience who say they love law and order then cheering that man who compared himself to Al Capone.
"Scarface" is NOT about Al Capone. It's about Tony Montana.
Trump does not even get his own chosen references right.
Well,...Capone got nicknamed "Scarface", after Frank Galluccio sliced his face in 1917.
Al Capone is the inspiration for the original Scarface from the 1930's. The Al Pacino one was a remake of that movie. So, in a way he was not wrong. But I think he mistook Al Capone for Al Pacino, which makes sense, because he is an idiot.
I was wondering why Desi didn't joke on that.
The movie Scarface has absolutely nothing to do with Al Capone.
Other than, yes, both having the same nickname.
@@apexnextsee above. He was talking about the 30s movie Scarface. Which de Palma basically remade
@@roccosaint5844are you seriously making excuses for him???
You left out his explanation of the Revolutionary war where he talked about attacking the airports.
Something doesn't add up
@@drjordan5706That would come under maths lessons
Its after the chapter were Barack Hussein said he visited 57 states and before the chapter of Guam tipping over according to Hank “Guam” Johnson😅😅
@@lifesbutastumble True
I think that Trump haters listen to him more than Trump supporters. Some of us just really don't listen to him at all. No rent free for me.
One great thing about Trump elementary is that the children would learn beyind a doubt that ANYBODY can become president.
Who is white, male and rich, yes.
@@dirkboch128wait, Obama's White?
@@dirkboch128 I thought Biden was white? Was Clinton not white? What about Bush or Reagan? Obama was voted for by so many based on his skin. Comments like these seem to support that.
Sadly...Future generations will think us MAD and rightly so!!! 🤦🏾♀️
Not many thought you really meant that inspirational saying before 2016 😂
Trump recalls his friend Alphonse dearly. One of his favourite businessmen.
Bestest friends
Don't forget about when he talked about how during the Revolutionary War in the 1700's they overtook the airports!!
The Trump elementary school bit was hilarious. America is sick of Trump.
No, barely more than half of America is sick of Trump and thanks to their quasi-democracy, its not enough to be sure he wont get back into the white house.
There were no airplanes then. Big deal?
Capone never tried to steal a country and abolish democracy.
Science class: Eclipse watching safety
Home Economics: (the shot of him with all the MacDonalds food)
Health: injecting bleach
Endless possibilities
😂😂😂 Is it located in Florida? They can save on expenses with no library
😂😂
Could be any state from and including Texas to Florida too.
This guy needs to be at Bellevue Hospital in New York!
Desi is doing a fantastic job as host. 👍
Al Capone would have dismantled Wannbe-Mafia-Don Trump in a heart beat.
National Embarrassment Trump! Trump belongs in prison not running for Presidency. The World is tired of Trump!
Trump grimacing saying mama 😂
This Canadian can attest to that>
This half-French, half Swedish guy seconds the Canadian.
So tired of him
Being in prison is not a bar to the presidency.
Spot on honest and hysterical as always 😂!
Nobody thought it was important to mention that while Capone may have had a scar on his face, he was NOT Scarface. I guess Trump just really relates to the line he told Stormy Daniels...Say hello to my little friend.
Alphonse Gabriel Capone (January 17, 1899 - January 25, 1947), sometimes known by the nickname "Scarface", an American gangster and businessman
Both nicked name Scarface , one Italian mafioso early 20th century the other was a Cuban drug king pin
Trump's favorite topic is Donald Trump, the surprise is that so many others find it an interesting subject.
You guys missed "George Washington had an airport" and "windmill noise causes cancer".
Trump is the clearest reason why aliens won't ever talk to us.
You left out music - the way he plays his invisible accordian, lol!
With the horror that is the prospect of another 4 years of a Trump presidency; it is very helpful to have a laugh or two. Thank you Daily Show!
Just a bit of trivia here. I reside in Wilmington, NC. The school pictured @ 1:05 is my old alma mater New Hanover High School. I didn't believe my eyes at first- then I went online and confirmed what I saw. I even recognize the building to the right of the school- a church.
Imagine my surprise!!!
A Stable Genius for my teacher ! A dream come true ! 🤯🤪
It's not for nothing that they named "education" after Mr. Ed! A true stable genius, he was.
But he will still beat the wack job democrats lol
The worst teacher speaking to third graders, or people who stopped learning around the third grade, is a hauntingly accurate summary of Trump rallies.
Desi is a National Treasure 😂😂😂
Error-mentary
Horror-mentary !
@@artiefakt4402 Nah, that's the Halloween Math Finals
I think trump is confusing Al Capone with Al Pacino in the movie Scarface. But he is a Cuban mobster, not Italian!
How can someone see this and still vote for him
Because they are just like him.
It's still a mystery to me.
I've been indicted more times than Al Capone. Vote for me!
And his genius followers will .
😂😂😂
Say hello to my little brain!
Totally underrated comment!😅😂😅🎉
Ding, Ding, Ding, We Have THE Winning Comment 🎉😂😂😂
Bye bye.
the brain is so tiny, the hello message might even miss it
This is gold.
This lady made me laugh so hard i. Cried these was tears of joy.
Trump thinks a Solar Eclipse happens when the maintenance man gets on the roof!
Trump thinks Alcatraz is a Spanish tennis player.
Sure, you haven't heard of Al Catraz, who won the Noble in tennis back in 1776? At the Maralago Oympics? And did you know Al was a shoe sellsman, married with children?!
😅😅😅🎉
@@peterbergvall7752ah yes the great great grandfather of Alphonse Capone, that famous holy man.
I thought they were cousins .
Wasn't Al Catrash Capone's broke cousin?
I wonder how America ended up in this situation. 😮😮😮
Started with decades of religious indoctrination and inbreeding.
Fox "News" created an entire demographic of people who don't know what's real. (Because the GOP can't get votes from people who do.)
They voted him in!!!😮😮
And to get rid of him is to vote him out 💙
How? Too many malcontents and morons voted him in!
Scarface huh? With Al Pacino playing a Cuban Capone... Reminds me of that Hannibal Lecter movie Nightmare On Elm Street...
Nice !
Playing a real drug king pin , both men are real . And both nickname Scarface , Trump just thinks is one man 😂😂😂
Love Desi! Thank you for this wonderful post on a day when most news feeds are gloom and dooms!
Trump For Prison 2024
make Alcatraz great again.
@@bruteboi73hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want that bumper sticker
This one !
Truck a Fump !
@@bruteboi73 I'll buy that flag! 😂
If Donald Trump walked into a preschool, he'd be the biggest toddler there.
All the other toddlers would come up to him, tears in their eyes, and ask “Why is a fat orange baby like you here?”
missed learning that U.S. spells the same as us
That's the AP Spelling class... for the really bright kids.
The only reasons Trump was indicted more than Al Capone is that Capone did a better job of insulating himself from most of the actual criminal acts he ordered; most of the things he was arrested for prior to the tax evasion charge didn't require an indictment, just a cop's eyeballs; he actually paid his people well enough to take the fall and keep their mouths shut (he was as loyal to his employees as they were to him, made sure they were protected in prison and their families were supported in their absence); and he had a lot of law enforcement on the payroll. It's also worth noting that Capone's businesses didn't go bankrupt on his watch, even during his handful of short stints in jail. In other words, Capone was *smarter* than Trump, a better employer than Trump, a more careful businessman than Trump, more reliable business partner than Trump; and more careful about who he hired than Trump as well as more aggressive with consequences. He just happened to choose to build the bulk of his business around illegal activities... some of which eventually became legal again, but weren't what he went to prison for... and use a mix of legal and illegal but effective means of securing confidentiality of his, and his partners', business information. Where Capone finally failed was in hiding some of his income rather than coming up with fake sources for all of it, and in choosing methods of trying to secure his accountant's loyalty that wound up being either less compelling than what Elliot Ness came up with, or too compelling for the accountant in question to stomach.
Al Capone was more charitable than Trump, he didn't steal from children with cancer and throw the needy paper towels. Capone opened up a soup kitchen during the Great Depression. He feed thousands of unemployed 3 hot meals a day. As a matter of fact people actually loved him for his charity.
More classes please! This deserves to be a series. It’s the only way Trump will ever have class.
😂
A veiled threat - tough guys in the front row.
Desi is so adorable. ☺
He certainly has street cred, most of his associates and friends are convicts. Roger Stone literally dresses like Al Capon.
Did no one notice that the movie "Scarface" has nothing to do with Al Capone? Scarface was Al Pacino playing Tony Montana!
Trump's only tangentially right. Capone was the inspiration for the original Scarface movie.
Is he aware how they finally got Capone?
Tax evasion.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel so terrible for everybody that had to research this but also thankful for their sacrifice this was amazing and sad all at the same time
Donnie lost in a word salad bar with Al Capone.
Of course his history students would also learn how our Continental Army “took over the airports” from the British during the Revolutionary War. Atta' boy, Professor Stinky!
Scarface is not about Al Capone 😂.
"...no legs, no arms... in a pile of leaves... we called him, Rustle...."
That’s effed up dude .
the scream i just scrumpt! 🤣☠
Daily show on fire this week
Oh you forgot tRUMP teaches big word pronunciation class! Like tRUMP saying the word “Yosemite”!
The locals gave Trump a nickname, Ahwahnee. lol
What can you say ... I'm thoroughly embarrassed to be an American at this moment...
As well you should be 😢
No books needed.
Thank you !! 😛
These are the best laughs I've had all week.
Might have to watch Scarface again to catch the Alfonso Capone storyline⁉️
Didnt Capone sort of become how he was because of syfilis?
Syphilis...and yes, he contracted it and left it untreated. He did die from it, and it wasn't pretty. Believe or not, he didn't die in jail.
Died of it in prison too.
@@tommyt1971 That's a common misconception.
He was released from jail in 1939 and died at home in Florida in 1946. The Feds only had him on tax evasion.
@@tommyt1971 #goals
His infection had a long time to disseminate (move) around his body. One of the places it can move to is the brain. Reports at the time of his death stated he had the mental capacity of a small child...
That ending is traumatizing.
Ikr, im emotionally scarred for life. I’m suing Trump
Him explaining Alphonse Capone reminds me of my 10th grade social studies teacher. Guy was a rutabaga too.
That was perfection.
Capone pleaded guilty to income tax evasion and the Volstead Act violations as part of a plea bargain. He was paroled November 16, 1939 because of his reduced mental capabilities from syphilis.
And, Capone spent his last years in FloriDUH. Interesting...
Missed opportunity on the history lesson to include the clip where Trump claimed that the Continental Army “took over the airports” from the British during the American Revolutionary War in the 1770s.
Someone should try and quiz him about basic common knowledge, would be fascinating to see him lie through his teeth on every single thing that every person in North America knows/should know. Granted, that would be difficult to do considering I’m sure he has people prepare him with the talking beforehand, though that barely works already, shown by the very clip you mentioned, among others.
That lady sitting on the left side of the stage behind Trump’s right shoulder says not a single word, yet her eyes said everything needed to be heard.
"The World's worst teacher talking to the World's dumbest 3rd graders". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. So accurate and so true. This should be compulsory viewing at FORRIST rallies.
Trump is at an elementary level
The element is lead
He's on the short bus!
WOW! He said "Wet-Rico" out loud. If you know what that means, you won't say it.
And they want him to be their president 😂😂😂
Hilarious!!!!
He already tried education - the Trump university debacle.
Don’t vote Orange
Vote for Democracy
Desi is a GOAT
Interestingly enough Al Capone was played by ROBERT DENIRO!
Comparing Trump to Capone is an insult to the great name of Alphonse "Cappy" Capone. Yet, I'm hopeful that Kevin Costner will finally get him on bank fraud.
In one movie, yes. But there have been many movies with Al Capone.
Scarface was Tony Montana not Al Capone
Bankruptcy 101.
Ivana laughed and told him he isnt Scarface
Take note furry guy shakes his head 🤣
It took me half an hour, but I just did 4733*7/4*37.5 in my head and got it exactly right... I have no clue what the point was, but I did it.
I could listen for hours to this man it's just facinating how his brains works
"Is that your bible?"
"It's *a* bible."
Brilliant bit
Can they just make Desi the permanent host when John Stewart isn't on?
The worst part is the movie Scarface isn't abot Capone its about Tony Montoya
I really don't get why that wasn't joked on more. 😂
@@apexnext because there was a 1930 movie called Scarface that was about Capone.
@@joeycameron4744 The movie's character's name was Tony Camonte and was only inspired by Capone.
0:58 Desi "If this politics thing doesn't work out, maybe Trump has a future in education."
Guy in audience: "HAH!"
Me: agreeing with Guy.
Al Capone DID NOT got to prison for being a MOB BOSS ..
He went to prison for TAX EVASION
Hmm didn't know Scarface was a autobiography.
The Difference between Al Capone and Donnie Colonoscopy is that Al Capone was a Smart Criminal 🫵💯🎯